I am concerned that those soccer malcontents may gain confidence and put up a fight unless we get this thread over the top, soon. Only 154 more posts to go. Best not to mention how much soccer really blows until we have their soccer balls in a vice.
That's not what I call following Evil Overlord instructions. No more company car for you. Meanwhile, I expected aobut 10 posts from you. Perhaps you know some other minions who'd like to work for their gruel?