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#833376 - 04/07/09 02:54 PM April Doucheness ***
jayhawklaw Offline
Baby Jay

Registered: 02/02/08
Loc: Free State Lobby
Now that March Madness is over, we proceed to what could be an even more celebrated frenzy--April Doucheness. I have put together a 65 Douchebag bracket--weighted according to the order people were drafted in the Douche Draft.

There is really no fair way to determine the all-time douche of KuSports.com, but the best way I can imagine is by vote. Therefore, as of now, I am opening up the voting for the Play-In Douche Off. At some point this week, I will post to this thread 32 polls, and we will all have a say who moves on to the second round.

The polls will be open for a pre-determined amount of time, probably 24 hours. I will create a new poll after that to determine who has made the Stinky 16. This process will continue through the Evil 8, Phucker 4, and the KUSports Douche-Off--the winner of which will be crowned the Biggest Douche ever to post on this site. Best of luck.

For now, I can announce that the Play-In Douche Off will be between Hawklin and georgiahawk. The winner will face the overall #1 seed of the tournament, JHK.

I will also announce at this time that the four #1 seeds are JHK, Sensei, WDNC2008, and Geezer.
Bigger Douche
Only one choice allowed (44 total votes)
Hawklin - 15 (34%)
georgiahawk - 29 (66%)
Voting on this poll ends: 0 seconds ago
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#833377 - 04/07/09 03:09 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: jayhawklaw]
RManFlint Offline
Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 09/13/02
Loc: Korova Milkbar
What's my seed again?
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#833378 - 04/07/09 03:18 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: RManFlint]
WisconsinJayhawk Offline
Rhubarber of Seville

Registered: 10/25/04
As I was not even selected in the docuhe draft, I am boycotting this thread. That's bread off my table, people.
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#833379 - 04/07/09 03:20 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: RManFlint]
jayhawklaw Offline
Baby Jay

Registered: 02/02/08
Loc: Free State Lobby
I've not announced the seeds, but just to foment some interest, here they are:

#1 JHK, Sensei, WDNC2008, and Geezer
#2 77342U, Captain Trich, Pantsfiddler, Tuff Tiger
#3 JDavis, Spacey, hasbeen, LarryB
#4 Portnoy2, RManFlint, DaleTGribble, WaHawk04
#5 shades, LisaT, jaynieskitchen, Leawood
#6 The_Source, Morgansraider, rgreene, iowaboy
#7 gquinn225, 5DecadeHawk, seanr9ne, TheRealCoachK
#8 ChicagoHawk, madcapper, pomeranian, That1
#9 PHOGUSHER, HeyCobo, DCHawk1, MICHHAWK
#10 KuFan1994, Tubby, purplelaw, minhin
#11 Brando, tmcats, Psychhawk, sevenyearhawk
#12 HunterThompson, KU87, dbackbone, jayhawklaw
#13 FIGHTINGILLINI, kued, quantumleap, UnburntOrange
#14 KuJerseyGirl, blackmild33, yovoy, NotAPuke
#15 noncongenius, outbreakorn, Buddy, TaylorMade427
#16 georgiahawk, Hawklin, Defixione, Hawk61, Slefferd
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#833380 - 04/07/09 03:23 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: jayhawklaw]
Geezer Offline
To serve & protect

Registered: 01/08/06
Loc: JayhawkLaw office Lobby
The NIT is loaded with douche.
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#833381 - 04/07/09 03:24 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: jayhawklaw]
WisconsinJayhawk Offline
Rhubarber of Seville

Registered: 10/25/04
RMan as a #4 seed? What kind of jacked-up committee put this together?

I'm going to Vegas with that one.
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#833382 - 04/07/09 03:25 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: WisconsinJayhawk]
Geezer Offline
To serve & protect

Registered: 01/08/06
Loc: JayhawkLaw office Lobby
Looks like the draft order.
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#833383 - 04/07/09 03:26 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: WisconsinJayhawk]
WaHawk04 Offline
Phog Fanatic

Registered: 11/08/06
Tournament is a scam. Everyone know the #1 overall douche is hasbeen. Followed closely by Jayhawklaw.

Also, blackmild should be a Top 4 seed easily.
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#833384 - 04/07/09 03:33 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: WaHawk04]
jayhawklaw Offline
Baby Jay

Registered: 02/02/08
Loc: Free State Lobby
The draft picks were made at an earlier era of douchedom. Some people have increased their stock, others have been quiet.

That is why it is most fair to put it up to a vote. There may be some serious upsets in terms of seeding.
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#833385 - 04/07/09 03:34 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: jayhawklaw]
WaHawk04 Offline
Phog Fanatic

Registered: 11/08/06

Fair enough, I forgot about the 'draft'
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#833386 - 04/07/09 03:35 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: WaHawk04]
minhin Offline
Uh Oh

Registered: 02/20/08
Loc: ...in the warm sun
These ARE actual draft picks as I remember...
Come on Wiscy... you can play with us. I thought you were picked for Shirley's team, but I don't see it, it was like 42nd or something.
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#833387 - 04/07/09 03:40 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: minhin]
LisaT Offline
Max Falkenstein

Registered: 03/11/07
5th seed, what bs
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#833388 - 04/07/09 04:07 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: LisaT]
Hawks_And_Cats Offline
Suck it, Geezer

Registered: 02/14/06
Loc: The Coolest Place on Earth
I think jayhawklaw is vastly underrated as a 12 seed. I see a major upset coming.

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#833389 - 04/07/09 04:09 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: Hawks_And_Cats]
BigTamale Offline
Crimson & Blue Blood

Registered: 08/22/07
Loc: Kansas City
Dang, I didn't even get into the play in Game... Looks like the NIT or CBI for me...

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#833390 - 04/07/09 04:11 PM Re: April Doucheness [Re: Geezer]
JFish26 Offline
Max Falkenstien

Registered: 03/17/05
Loc: KC, MO
Quote:

The NIT is loaded with douche.




Myself included. How I was never selected is beyond me.
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