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#825151 - 04/01/09 09:02 AM Good joke from ksucker *****
georgiahawk Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
A farmer near Garden City was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end, he heard the KU fight song. Amazed, he put the calf in the truck
and drove to his veterinarian in town. When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him.

The vet went around behind the calf and listened too. He agreed that he heard the KU fight song, but he didn't seem particularly excited.

"How can you stand there and not be amazed?" The farmer asked.

The vet, a third generation K-State grad said, "I don't see anything amazing here. I'm a true Wildcat, and I've been listening to assholes sing that song all my life."
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#825152 - 04/01/09 09:33 AM Re: Good joke from ksucker [Re: georgiahawk]
pwhittemore Offline
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Registered: 09/06/05
Loc: NYC
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A farmer near Garden City was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end, he heard the KU fight song. Amazed, he put the calf in the truck
and drove to his veterinarian in town. When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him.

The vet went around behind the calf and listened too. He agreed that he heard the KU fight song, but he didn't seem particularly excited.

"How can you stand there and not be amazed?" The farmer asked.

The vet, a third generation K-State grad said, "I don't see anything amazing here. I'm a true Wildcat, and I've been [censored] assholes all my life."




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