To quote the Thompson Twins, "Lies Lies Lies, Yeah"

Ok, you said that you graduated from high school approx 9 years ago. This would make you right around 27. You then went on to explain that when you played golf with MJ, it was during his rookie season, which was the 84-85 season. Given that this was 20 years ago, this would place you at the ripe old age of 7, MAYBE 8. I highly doubt that such a prestigious country club would be so egregious in violating child labor laws. So, either you are HORRIBLE at reciting facts or just, to quote a fellow board member, "horrible at lying."

And isnt it interesting that any time someone NOT from KS gets in a sticky situation, their only response is "Duh, ummm, well....Kansas is a hick state. Ha Ha." Good one, city slicker. I dont know what's worse, your lies or your insults. And to think, I just found you mildly amusing for all this time...then you had to say something really stupid and piss me off. Not to mention insult the intelligence of everyone here. I've got President Bush and Tom Cruise on a conference call right now, and they say you should be ashamed of yourself.

Drats, beaten to the punch. Leawood, your powers of smartassitude are simply greater than mine. Congrats. Im at least glad someone else noticed that though.

hey Taylor ask Bush if he can do something about these gas prices, start a pump up somewhere. do something for gods sake!

Oh no, another chat room thug. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> Nothing like threats made from a keyboard. Please, when you have to tell someone how tough you are, that means your not.

I don't have to back myself up. I played golf with MJ when I was a caddy as said before. I am at work and typing 50million words a minute. I was a rookie caddy. I thought everyone moved out of lawrence after graduation. Must be a fun life. Say hi to those overrated seniors.

Thanks for the info, ChicagoHawk.

I saw Brian Busby in a strip bar ten years ago. My brush with greatness. Oh, and I saw Jody from "Family Affair" in Versaille in '81.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

oh now weve went to hating the posters to hating KU. talk about a bandwangon fan, stop it topper stop it!

I made out with Patti McGuire.

You know, Jimmy Connors' future wife. Former Playmate of the Year.

Whew! What a minx.

Wow, who pissed in your Cheerio's this morning?
Nothing is more pathetic than threatening to beat someone up on a message board! You freakin' loser! Plus, how can you be so sure you'd "knock the sh!t" out of me? Did Mike Tyson give you personal training sessions after you an MJ got done golfing?
Poor little boy, maybe you should just stay off message boards, there's too many meanies around here to hurt your little feelings. Maybe mommy can kiss them and make them all better for you.

It must really suck for all of you that Kansas lost. At least I have 5 other sports teams to root for. All that bitterness, and I'm sure everyone of you cried like little women. Oh my god, aaron miles I love him I saw him at the bar the other night (will never get drafted). Wayne Simien, I know his mothers uncles brothers (top 20 pick at best maybe will have an ok nba career). List goes on and on. You guys all get har!ons for your encounters with NEVER WON CHAMPIONSHIP ball players and I actually run into legitimate athletes. I can understand the jealousy. If i lived in a state with 500 people and where Danny Manning is GOD i would be bitter as well. Have fun on Mass Street this week. Maybe you'll wake up one day and realize that having 1000 posts by your name doesn't make you cool it makes you a tool. Oh my god, "ran into danny manning at a at the bookstore". Your all pathetic. And, we lost to Bucknell what does that say about all of you". Good day.

ouch!

whew! wish I'd stayed out of this thread-------I feel like I stepped onto the road in front of a bus! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

Oh, and Nate Archibald told me, "[censored] you" off when I was fourteen and asked for his autograph.

And I saw Nena from "99 Luftballoons" fame at the Munich airport around '85.