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#541173 - 07/28/08 03:13 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? *** [Re: larryb]
jayhawklaw Offline
Baby Jay

Registered: 02/02/08
Loc: Free State Lobby
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Here is a perfect joke for this thread. It invloves Hamburgers and sex. I am sure most of you have heard but for those who have not.... What is the difference between oral sex and a hamburger?




I've gotta hear this one. Does it have anything to do with Five Guys?
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#541174 - 07/28/08 03:13 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: LisaT]
LisaT Offline
Max Falkenstein

Registered: 03/11/07
Is there no one offering popcorn? come on now.
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#541175 - 07/28/08 03:14 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: sensei]
Hawklin Offline
Justin Ray Giddens

Registered: 03/27/05
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I don't think I ever post anything off topic in a basketball thread,.


Oh puuuuhhhh-lease.





Im racking my brain trying to think of one basketball related post of hers besides DJ Augustine being a white NBA vet.
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#541176 - 07/28/08 03:14 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: jayhawklaw]
unburnt_orange Offline
Crimson & Blue Blood

Registered: 01/06/05
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You're one to talk. At least I keep the same user name and story about who I am.

realtor in Boulder?
student at CU?
closeted gay trying to find a way to break the news?
considering ROTC?
want to divorce the wife?
kid hates you?
in good shape v. fat and ugly?




That's just his way of demonstrating his contempt for us. He gets his kicks here the same as everybody else. Only the nature of the kick varies.
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#541177 - 07/28/08 03:15 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: Hawklin]
LisaT Offline
Max Falkenstein

Registered: 03/11/07
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Quote:

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I don't think I ever post anything off topic in a basketball thread,.


Oh puuuuhhhh-lease.





Im racking my brain trying to think of one basketball related post of hers besides DJ Augustine being a white NBA vet.




That was bad, but the bedore thread I took a hit with no provocation, just a little pay back. Won't do it again.
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#541178 - 07/28/08 03:15 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: unburnt_orange]
jayhawklaw Offline
Baby Jay

Registered: 02/02/08
Loc: Free State Lobby
Everybody here probably rubs at least one person the wrong way.
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#541179 - 07/28/08 03:15 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: jayhawklaw]
larryb Offline
Gutter

Registered: 05/02/07
Loc: Work
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Quote:

Here is a perfect joke for this thread. It invloves Hamburgers and sex. I am sure most of you have heard but for those who have not.... What is the difference between oral sex and a hamburger?




I've gotta hear this one. Does it have anything to do with Five Guys?




Nope but I guess it could include Brando.
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#541180 - 07/28/08 03:16 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: jayhawklaw]
stevemize Offline
Junior Jayhawk

Registered: 08/17/05
Loc: World Golf Village, FL
Perhaps the vibrating teething device could remedy this.
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#541181 - 07/28/08 03:16 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: jayhawklaw]
DCHawk1 Offline
Proudly Derivative.

Registered: 01/29/07
Loc: District of Columbia
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Everybody here probably rubs at least one person the wrong way.




Speak for yourself.
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#541182 - 07/28/08 03:18 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: DCHawk1]
jayhawklaw Offline
Baby Jay

Registered: 02/02/08
Loc: Free State Lobby
I know I do. I'm pretty sure I can name one person who has more than a passing dislike for your opinions, too.

FWIW, I like reading your posts. It's refreshing to hear from a conservative with a brain.
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#541183 - 07/28/08 03:18 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: jayhawklaw]
publicenemyone Offline
Senior Care Enema Administer-er

Registered: 06/20/08
Loc: Boulder
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You're one to talk. At least I keep the same user name and story about who I am.

realtor in Boulder?
student at CU?
closeted gay trying to find a way to break the news?
considering ROTC?
want to divorce the wife?
kid hates you?
in good shape v. fat and ugly?




Lol...I have no idea how the realtor thing got started. Someone changed my title to CU Boulder Realist and I guess someone thought it would be even "funnier" to change it to CU Boulder Realtor. Don't ask me I just go with the flow...I can't change it. Same goes for user name...I didn't change it voluntarily.

I am a student at CU. I was never planning to join ROTC, but was considering OCS. Not married, not gay, no kids, not fat...don't think anyone really believed any of those. Those threads were obviously facetious and if I recall they all rated 3-4 pages during some slow times...not quite 3 replies to a YouTube video of a guy running his bike into a road sign, but what is?

At ease soldier!
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#541184 - 07/28/08 03:18 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: larryb]
sensei Offline
[censored] you

Registered: 01/12/06
Loc: East Lawrence represent!!!
What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?



It's gonna take me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid by a chick.
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#541185 - 07/28/08 03:18 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: DCHawk1]
jayhawk96 Offline
Baby Jay

Registered: 08/13/06
Loc: Denver
Just to be clear, I like Lisa. I think the Lisa/Morgans combo is bound for disaster, as they're both realllly sexually-charged.
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#541186 - 07/28/08 03:19 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: publicenemyone]
jayhawklaw Offline
Baby Jay

Registered: 02/02/08
Loc: Free State Lobby
Well, to each his own. The bike into road sign one was funny, though.
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#541187 - 07/28/08 03:20 PM Re: Brando....how was the Five Guys today? [Re: jayhawk96]
sensei Offline
[censored] you

Registered: 01/12/06
Loc: East Lawrence represent!!!
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Just to be clear, I like Lisa.


Shocker.
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