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#3032 - 04/23/05 04:12 PM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith *** [Re: Hawklin]
badair Offline
Prairie Warrior

Registered: 01/17/05
Loc: Topeka
Thanks Hawklin----but it's too late to do it today. I've got a date with a high school cheer leader tonight. She says she's 18, but I doubt it! She thinks I look like her "grampums" ??????? I'll take care of Chihawk later! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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#3033 - 04/23/05 04:15 PM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: badair]
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Justin Ray Giddens

Registered: 03/27/05
He said its his team, so my guess is that he is traveling with them... Maybe you could bring your date to the K tonight, and show her how you handle yourself, and ChiDawg.
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#3034 - 04/23/05 06:34 PM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: Hawklin]
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Rhubarber of Seville

Registered: 10/25/04
I heard ChicagoHawk was once at Park Ranger at Overland Park. He wrestled a grizzly there and kilt it with his bar hands. As a youth he was a farmer and worked on the Pepperidge Farm, where he invented fru-fru overpriced cookies; and later was a dude at Hidden Valley Ranch. He quit because of the dressing code. After white-water rafting a year or so on the Los Angeles River, he was named Vice-President of the airline Air Jordan. Unfortunately he didnt realize that is in the Middle East and not Chicago. A later archeological hobby resulted in the startling discovery that Lincoln is buried in Grant's Tomb, and also that Abraham Lincoln apparently slept around, based on CHiHawk's reading of signs at inns and homes across the US. His next project will be to see where Grant is buried; he already has a six-figure book deal, and with his assed (oops, I mean AMassed) wealth could crush you like a dove. It is a well known fact that he could whip Grant and Lincoln put together, especially in their present condition, so don't call him a homosapien and tell him his epidermis is exposed if you want to live.

Just a brief biography of another Great Man in History.
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#3035 - 04/24/05 09:27 AM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: badair]
hail2oldku Offline
Pure Jayhawk

Registered: 08/07/03
ChiHawk v IB in a bare knuckles match.

RMan gets to put the loser out of his misery with his 10mm Glock.
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#3036 - 04/24/05 09:51 AM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: hail2oldku]
appyhawk Offline
Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 05/17/04
Loc: Flint Hills
I'm shocked.
I've been kind of keeping an eye on the NFL draft, and they haven't mentioned Chi once.
It's a travesty. Given his eye for talent you'd think they would at least give credit where credit is due. Finally showed up on the ticker. He was late for the segment they had scheduled with him.
Seems there has been a slight misunderstanding...when he said he was kicking ass, what really happened is that he stole Jaun's donkey, but was po'ed cause he couldn't pass.
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#3037 - 04/24/05 09:56 AM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: appyhawk]
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Max Falkenstein

Registered: 01/31/03
I figured he'd get drafted on Day 1, let alone be mentioned on every other selection as the only analyst who accurately picked each pick...

My guess...Chi goes in the 5th round (WHAT A STEAL!), Juan goes in the late 5th and the donkey becomes free agent material...

poor, poor donkey...
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#3038 - 04/24/05 10:17 AM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: jayhawk154]
badair Offline
Prairie Warrior

Registered: 01/17/05
Loc: Topeka
I don't know guys,18 pages and 440 posts all about Chihawk and his reputed celebrityness. Maybe we've gone too far and should get off his case-






NYAHHHH!

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#3039 - 04/24/05 08:50 PM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: badair]
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Justin Ray Giddens

Registered: 03/27/05
With all the talk about Gordon/Jordan during the Bulls game, Im suprised the commentators forgot about ChiHawk.
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#3040 - 04/25/05 10:55 AM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: Hawklin]
chiknbut Offline
Bowl Cut Boy

Registered: 09/01/04
Loc: JRP lunchroom

Chi-Hawk siting!

Saturday, first row, Kaufman stadium, behind the White Sox dugout. Wearing the No. 15 road jersey with the words "rich ass" on the back. Third-inning meal catered by Gibsons.

Then again, courtside Sunday, United Center. Bulls jersey. Guess the number and name? And it wasn't "Valdez."
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#3041 - 04/25/05 02:00 PM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: chiknbut]
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Rhubarber of Seville

Registered: 10/25/04
I was watching TV once, and I saw Tubby Smith on there. Really, its true!
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#3042 - 04/25/05 02:15 PM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: WisconsinJayhawk]
badair Offline
Prairie Warrior

Registered: 01/17/05
Loc: Topeka
Sure you did Wisco!! (aside) what a dweeb!

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#3043 - 04/25/05 02:18 PM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: WisconsinJayhawk]
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Pure Jayhawk

Registered: 10/29/04
Quote:
I was watching TV once, and I saw Tubby Smith on there. Really, its true!


Did you get his autograph??
If I saw him on TV I would make sure to get his autograph.
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#3044 - 04/25/05 02:22 PM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: WisconsinJayhawk]
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Max Falkenstein

Registered: 01/31/03
was it a cartoon?
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#3045 - 04/25/05 02:33 PM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: WisconsinJayhawk]
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Bowl Cut Boy

Registered: 09/01/04
Loc: JRP lunchroom

Speaking of, I saw President Bush on TV last night. Didn't have time to get an autograph. Man, is that guy small or what?
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#3046 - 04/25/05 02:44 PM Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith [Re: chiknbut]
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Pure Jayhawk

Registered: 10/29/04
Bush was regular sized when I golfed with him.
They must use some sort of shrinking ray before they put him in your TV set.
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