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#2045293 - 12/05/19 08:53 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Registered: 04/19/03
there's an interesting case study on the other board as to when desperately wanting to believe something bleeds into actual belief.
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#2045311 - 12/07/19 12:36 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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tiny is going to have the EPA look into the scourge that are low flow water fixtures. The War on Potty Time just got a new champion! Tucker Carlesen will surely hail this as one of his most important new initiatives. We should reelect if for now other reason.
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#2045312 - 12/07/19 02:12 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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I have to find this guy that does sonnets based on Trump tweets, calling them "donnets." he had one out immediately after this latest plumbing hilarity.

BTW, canvassed today and a woman said to me, "your party needs help." And I said, so you vote Republican then? She says, I vote for anyone who supports the constitution. So I say --as part of the canvass survey -- Can you rate Trump 1-10. She says, 10!
I said, so, I must have misunderstood. You said "thwart" the constitution?
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#2045314 - 12/07/19 05:18 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Originally Posted By: kellyfenton
there's an interesting case study on the other board as to when desperately wanting to believe something bleeds into actual belief.


Do tell.
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#2045323 - 12/08/19 01:22 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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#2045337 - 12/09/19 10:26 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 04/19/03
Originally Posted By: kellyfenton
I have to find this guy that does sonnets based on Trump tweets, calling them "donnets." he had one out immediately after this latest plumbing hilarity.



Oh, my, but is this top of the line doggerel from AJ Smith:

O, feeble eyes, upon this situation
Affix thy gaze, for water floweth free
From sinks and showers, far too much hydration
Where water rusheth out into the sea.
When thou dost for a cleansing risnse aspire,
It drippeth out; it drippeth out in silence;
Or when thy chamberpot doth flush require,
It many flushes needeth for compliance.
Thy hands are washed not! They foul remain!
Yet leavest this to me, they king beloved,
We'll water use that falls (Thou call'st it rain)
Which ere was yet unused, it's worth unproved.
Again with words so clear, direct, and solemn
I solve this shower, sink and toilet problem.
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#2045338 - 12/09/19 10:36 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Registered: 04/19/03
on trump's no quid pro quo note to himself:

A man of my repute and of my status --
With power which to yield and wealth to flaunt --
May oft, with mind afflicted by hiatus,
A writ reminder need I NOTHING WANT.
O, fickle be the brain if singly told,
So I repeat the words within that font,
In sharpie colored black, in caps, in bold,
To thus convince thee that I NOTHING WANT.
To so ensure that all can understand,
Allow me to elaborate thus so:
Upon this paper, writ by tiny hand,
That I mean this: I WANT NO QUID PRO QUO.
THE FINAL WORD FROM THY MOST RIGHTFUL KING,
is TELL ZELINSKY DO THE RIGHTFUL THING.
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#2045340 - 12/09/19 01:27 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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I see AG Barr, that bastion of judicial propriety and impartiality, has begun frothing over an IG report that corroborates the intelligence agencies’ report that corroborates the bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee’s report that corroborates what has been obvious for three years that the Russia probe was unbiased and fully warranted.
Barr seems totally fit for the job and not at all part of the Trump mob conspiracy. He's also the guy that received the obviously incredibly damning whistleblower's report from the IG and DIDN'T EVEN GIVE IT A SECOND LOOK. No biggie, though. Not when you consider that (insert random Democrat) once did (something or other, too).
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#2045344 - 12/09/19 07:36 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Also corroborates Nunes.

But...well...fRotH!
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#2045345 - 12/09/19 08:24 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Given that the circumstances and the facts leave you with the option of no response or a nonsense response good for you for choosing the one that make you look silliest. A lot of folks woulda just silently took the L
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#2045349 - 12/10/19 09:12 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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At least there is some good news this week. We spent a trillion$$$ in Afghanistan and in return we got a pile of purple hearts and a steady supply of heroin.

We should do something about that; but first let's get rid of low flow toilets and celebrate the "bravery" of war crimes.

Sociopaths are the new heroes.
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#2045350 - 12/10/19 09:34 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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oh yeah? Well (insert non sequitur as a stand-in for a sick burn here).
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#2045352 - 12/10/19 10:46 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
I don't know what I am talking about or what you are talking about I am just talking.
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#2045353 - 12/10/19 11:16 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Registered: 04/19/03
what do you mean by that? by the way, if you wish to witness sociopathy in action, be sure and visit the other board soon, where the resident flamethrower is just oh so confused as to how anyone could have interpreted his flamethrowing as meaning anything hurtful or in anyway suggesting that his flamethrowing had throwing flames as its intent, but god bless you all and I'm sorry if you feel that way.
It's kinda creepy if you don't recognize it as the laying of the groundwork for victimhood.
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#2045354 - 12/10/19 11:37 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
Victimhood makes an awesome Christmas gift. We are allowed to say Christmas again or are we still the victims of a left wing conspiracy to erase our capitalist beliefs?
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