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#2041918 - 08/12/19 04:03 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
mirkin Offline
Crimson & Blue Blood

Registered: 04/11/09
Loc: Quenemo
Illi so wants to be a liberal but his ball growth is keeping him from it.

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#2041919 - 08/12/19 04:11 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 04/19/03
I think Illy, for reasons of not having to know anything or at least to not have to take the time to try to understand it in any context, is content to be high-mindedly they-all-do-it straight down the middle. It makes him feel better about himself and costs him nothing
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#2041923 - 08/13/19 04:10 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 04/19/03
Ol Illy is both-sidesing it to beat the band over there. I mean, when The Former Poster Formerly Known as Prince handed the mantle off too Illy on his way out the door he’d learned him well!
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#2041941 - 08/15/19 08:13 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
As the SS Merikkka enters rough economic waters, the crew sleeps calmly knowing the steady firm hand of Capt. Queeg is at the helm.

Godspeed and God Bless Merikkka!
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#2041942 - 08/15/19 08:15 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: KUCO_VOC]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
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#2041943 - 08/15/19 08:36 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 04/19/03
Freedom ain't free and if folks have to suffer to keep Corporate America afloat, er, awash in obscene profits, then its their patriotic duty.
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#2041944 - 08/15/19 08:46 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
One of the benefits of growing up in Merikka is I have a couple of facebook friends who post the truth of the trumpublican fever swamp. Compare and contrast todays message of hope and justice from the fever swamp.

Tales from the fever swamp.

Tales from the deep state.

No explanation yet as to why if he has been working with the FBI he has waited until now to turn over thee documents but the stock market certainly respects his wise decision making ability.
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#2041945 - 08/15/19 08:58 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 04/19/03
First story validated everything I have always believed. The repudiating story seems way more valid and believable ... but then OF COURSE the deep state with a its resources and guile would be able to make such a convincing case. Not fooling me.
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#2041990 - 08/20/19 07:36 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
Just so that you all understand, we are not in a recession and we don't acknowledge a recession is coming. But just to be sure; we are going to overreact and cut interest rates, and SS withholdings rates and buy Greenland and put a tiny tower on it. This should reassure the rubes and the lame stream media that there is no recession, I repeat no recession coming.

And if things do start to go south after the election we will bring in Arthur Laffer to help us get things going agin, he won a presidential medal for economics once you know.
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#2041991 - 08/20/19 09:59 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 04/19/03
So I'm out canvassing for city council race last night and an older woman asks me if the candidate (my wife) is a Dem or a Republican. I tell her it is a non-partisan race, blah blah blah but she pushes me. I say, well, my wife tends toward a more progressive vision of government but understands that city government has to be efficient and operate within strict budgetary restraints.
"We're Republicans," she manages without any enthusiasm. "And we're not ashamed of it."
"I hear you," I respond. "I masturbate dozens of times a day and ... ditto."
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#2041994 - 08/20/19 10:52 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
Maybe next time you can tell the person asking that your wife is a member of both Republican and Democratic parties and an NRA member and a proud supporter of Planned Parenthood. Then wait for the smoke to come out of their ears as they try to process that.
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#2041995 - 08/20/19 11:11 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 04/19/03
should have had that ready for the woman who said she couldn't vote for Dems because they "kill babies."
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#2042003 - 08/21/19 07:57 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
When real life imitates South Park.

Denmark should have taken the deal.
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#2042004 - 08/21/19 08:19 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 04/19/03
I hope to one day again have the capacity to laugh at satire. Maybe November 2020.
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#2042005 - 08/21/19 09:53 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
Several things are immediately striking about this episode. First, it’s a measure of how low we’ve all sunk that, in trying to explain why the president of the United States is making a consequential decision involving an official state visit, we’re forced to choose between two competing rationales that have nothing whatsoever to do with international diplomatic considerations or our national interest.

the official reason for the cancellation is nearly as saturated in narcissism and megalomania
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