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#2048708 - 05/20/20 06:10 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Registered: 04/19/03
Ya got me!
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#2048714 - 05/20/20 10:02 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Registered: 03/24/04
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“We’re going after Virginia with your crazy governor. … They want to take your Second Amendment away. You know that right? You’ll have nobody guarding your potatoes.”
— President Trump, to farmers assembled at the White House

LIVE FRITE OR DIE!

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#2048716 - 05/20/20 10:17 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Live Frite or die!
Good one!

Is that yours? Cuz if you’re not claiming it I will
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#2048717 - 05/20/20 10:47 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
I have to give credit where it is due, so it came from an opinion piece by Alexandra Petri at the Washington Post wherein she declared herself a "potato guardian".

But I think we can all use it now where appropriate.

As the owner of a town whose economy is based upon potatoes I think I can appropriate it. I am thinking about flying a version of the Gadsden flag in front of the studio with an armed Mrs Potatohead on it with "Live Frite Or Die!" underneath.

Us ruralites gots to make our own fun doncha know.
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#2048718 - 05/20/20 12:12 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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The brilliance of Live Frite Or Die is how it combines high culture (Les French) with low culture (The Pun) to form middlebrow humor accessible even to the ruralist ruralite!
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#2048719 - 05/20/20 12:46 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
And it is "frite" not "frites"; said town being in Colorado of course it is a double entendre as well.

Seeing as the town is 85% hispanic I could also go with "Live Frito Or Die" or we could go all in with "Vivir Frito O Morir"

I may sell t-shirts.
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#2048720 - 05/20/20 12:57 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Registered: 03/24/04
Loc: Bohemia
The new press secretary pointing out something that doesn't indicate what she wants it to be an indicator for......

A reporter asked McEnany on Tuesday why the letter "seemed very carefully written" to avoid saying Conley actually prescribed hydroxychloroquine for Trump.

"The reason is the president of the United States said it," McEnany replied, "and if it were any other president of the United States, the media would take him at his word."


"Kayleigh" doesn't sound ruralite to me, sounds more suburbanite really.
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#2048725 - 05/20/20 06:07 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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George Conway responded to McEnany’s lament: There are 18,000+ reasons for this.
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#2048728 - 05/21/20 05:03 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Loc: Bohemia
Some common sense straight talk from a trump supporter at the Ford plant in Michigan today......Joe Miriani questioned governors in coastal states who closed beaches, arguing—without any basis in science or epidemiology, of course—that they should be encouraging people to go in the ocean.

“That’s saltwater. Salt kills things. It’s a cleans-ifier. Here we got the governor of California saying, ‘You can’t go to the beaches, instead you can stay home and fester with your viruses.’ That don’t make sense.”

Miriani, for one, said he had no interest in being vaccinated against the disease that has killed over 90,000 Americans.

“One primary reason why—Bill Gates wants us to get it,”, referring to the conspiracy theory that the Microsoft founder is somehow behind the coronavirus. “That’s going to make him a ton of money.”

I think we can count Joe as a principled conservative.
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#2048729 - 05/21/20 05:05 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the leader and savior of the trumpublican party!

Surrounded by masked Ford executives and reporters, however, Trump insisted—as he’s done other times—that he placed the mask on in an area away from the press.

“I had one on before in this back area,” he loudly asserted. “But I didn’t want to give the press the pleasure of seeing it. No, I had it on in the back area—I did put a mask on.”

After the president waved off the need to wear a mask—despite the facility’s policies—by pointing to a recent negative coronavirus test, he was asked if wearing one would at least set a good example to other Americans.

“I think it sets an example both ways,” the president declared before once again claiming he was masked earlier.
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#2048730 - 05/21/20 05:41 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Was it the FBI that unmasked him?
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#2048731 - 05/21/20 06:58 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: kellyfenton]
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Registered: 03/24/04
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That's a very good question which I am sure they will ask Obummer when they subpoena him and drag him kicking ad screaming before congress to answer for his many crimes of unconstitutional behavior.
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#2048732 - 05/21/20 07:57 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Do you refer to The Gate of Obama? Cuz I hear it’s gonna be explosive.
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#2048733 - 05/22/20 04:58 PM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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Wilt Chamberlain

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The Sophistic Squirrel got hold of a nut and he’s a-crackin’ the bejeebus out of it! You can really tell how hungry he’s been.
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#2048756 - 05/27/20 06:40 AM Re: This just in..... [Re: parkhawk3319]
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