This douche needs our help on what to do/what to buy. He hasn't lived on hisown in many, many years and he's incredibly ignorant on a wide range of subjects.
First off, he needs a good tv to buy that doesn't cost more than $800. He's a cheap bastard and would rather spend closer to $600-$700 so if you got a good one in that range let him know.
Also, he's needing some good stainless steel cookware. He loves to cook and already has a non-stick pampered chef. He just bought an all-clad sauté pan. Should he keep with that brand? He knows they're great but also very expensive. That sauté pan cost as much as lobster's refrigerator.
I am the hawk and theres blood on my feathers,
but time is still turning they soon will be dry.