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#1991768 - 05/29/15 10:56 AM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Wilt Chamberlain

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A Bible App . When did church get in touch with Silicon Valley and do people actually download and use it and replacing their hardback bible?


You know the world is different when people whip out their iPad to read scripture in Church.
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#1991779 - 05/29/15 02:11 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Registered: 08/29/02
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I think S. Pollard is going to be on the next season of Survivor.

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#1991788 - 05/29/15 05:19 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Really. ..that's awesome.
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#1991805 - 05/30/15 10:13 AM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Max Falkenstien

Registered: 06/19/09
Loc: Colorado
Originally Posted By: Maximus
A Bible App . When did church get in touch with Silicon Valley and do people actually download and use it and replacing their hardback bible?


You know the world is different when people whip out their iPad to read scripture in Church.


People still go to Church"? .... Why?

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#1991809 - 05/30/15 11:30 AM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Wilt Chamberlain

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Loc: Trance Land
Any church doing the streaming online service yet?

I'm not sure how a non-for-profit organization could still declared donated tax free revenue after a service company takes a fee cut for funds transferring of a Wire Transfer, Electronic Transfer Fund, ACH Transfer, or Bank Draft.

I see there being a problem with 1 transfer of funds being declared both taxable and not taxable come tax season.
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#1991811 - 05/30/15 12:15 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Max Falkenstien

Registered: 06/19/09
Loc: Colorado
Originally Posted By: Maximus
Any church doing the streaming online service yet?


Google gave me 23 MILLION hits for online church streaming ....

Ask your mommie about google ....

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#1991911 - 06/03/15 08:14 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Wilt Chamberlain

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Loc: Trance Land
What would happen if they had an RPG?
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#1991983 - 06/08/15 01:24 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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"First Kanye West writes and releases his hit single, 'Gold Digger.' Then he begins to have a relationship with Kim Kardashian. After all is said and done, he ends up having a baby with her, which can only mean one thing....

Even he doesn't listen to his own music."
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#1991984 - 06/08/15 01:30 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 10/30/12
Loc: Trance Land


Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. 'If you had ten dollars,' said the teacher, 'and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?'

'Ten,' said Little Johnny firmly.

'Ten?' the teacher said 'How do you make it ten?'

'Well,' replied Little Johnny 'You may ask for a loan of eight dollars, but that doesn't mean you'll get it!'
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#1991985 - 06/08/15 01:32 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Wilt Chamberlain

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Loc: Trance Land
A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door. Dave, a poker buddy of her husband’s was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered “I’ll give you $500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds! That’s $50 a second!” She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel. He smiled, gave her the money and walked away. When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked “Was that Dave? Did he bring the $500 he owed me?”
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#1991986 - 06/08/15 01:45 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 10/30/12
Loc: Trance Land
Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others" he is told by the doorman.

Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!"

"Why that's wonderful!" Says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"

"And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!"

"Why that's wonderful!" Says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"

"And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!"

"That Wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"

Just then a economist man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80."

Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?"
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#1991987 - 06/08/15 01:49 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 10/30/12
Loc: Trance Land
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, stockbroker, of Noo Yawk City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the stockbroker, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The stockbroker goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a stockbroker-- he gets a silken robe and golden staff but I, a minister, only get a cotton robe and wooden staff? How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; his clients, they prayed."
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#1991988 - 06/08/15 02:00 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 10/30/12
Loc: Trance Land
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.

"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

"Excuse me?" the accountant said.

"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."

"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"

"I'll start you at eighty thousand."

"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed.

"How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"

"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
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#1992025 - 06/10/15 01:38 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 10/30/12
Loc: Trance Land
Funny to think of..... these women as Cougars when you see them as the same age of yourself.
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#1992200 - 06/13/15 04:15 PM Re: Funny to think of: [Re: Maximus]
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Loc: Trance Land
Where does the groom go when the bride leaves during the wedding ceremony?

A honeylessmoon.

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