Warren Buffett's company Berkshire Hathaway never being able to trade below book value cause he would buy it.

Chefs not cooking for themselves at home

Movie Directors not watching movies at home

A fireman's home catching on fire

People park on driveways but drive on parkways

Ok George Carlin....funny stuff...

I always thought I was more of a Jimmy Fallon comedian as I am certainty not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel.

I'm not getting "on" the plane, I'm getting "in" the plane

☮ Peace☮

L♡VE

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♡ ♥ ❤.. ♡ ♥ ♡ ♥ ❤.. ♡ ♥ ♡ ♥ ❤.. ♡ ♥

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[✈ ] airplane

✌- Peace

👌- OK

✋, 👎👍👉👇👆👈☝

👊- Fist Bump

💪 Strong

🙏 -Pray

🙌 Hands up

🙋 I have a question

Love- ♡, ♥, ❥

😇 Halo

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😹 -Happy Wildcat

😽- Sad Wildcat

😼 Angry Wildcat

😿 Crying Wildcat

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🍕 Pizza

🍔 Hamburger 🍟 Fries

🍗 Chicken 🍖 ribs 🍤 Fish 🍞 Bread

☕ Hot Drink

👼New Born

💇 Haircutt

🌇 sunrise

🌅 ⛅- Partly Cloudy

🌈 Rainbow

💧 Raindrop

💨 Wind

☁ Cloud

☔ Raining

⚡ Lightening

❄ Snow Flake

🎃 Halloween

👻 Ghost

🎈 Balloon

🎀 Bow Tie

⛄ Snow man

🎅 Santa Clause

🎄 Christmas Tree

[ ☀ ] sunshine – sun

[ ★ ] star solid

[ ☆ ] star outline

[ ☯ ] yin & yang

[ ☊ ] Earphones

[ ☺ ] smiley face

[ ☻ ] black smiley face

[ ☾ ] crescent moon

[ ☎ ] phone

[ ☏ ] phone

[ ☐ ] check box - ballot box

[ ☑ ] ballot box check mark

[ ☒ ] ballot box with X

[ ☠ ] skull & crossbones

[ ☢ ] radioactive sign

[ ☣ ] biohazard sign

[ ♔ ] White King

[ ♕ ] White Queen

[ ♖ ] White Rook

[ ♗ ] White Bishop

[ ♘ ] White Knight

[ ♙ ] White Pawn

[ ♚ ] Black King

[ ♛ ] Black Queen

[ ♜ ] Black Rook

[ ♝ ] Black Bishop

[ ♞ ] Black Knight

[ ♟ ] Black Pawn

[ ♠ ] black spade suit

[ ♡ ] red heart suit

[ ♢ ] red diamond suit

[ ♣ ] black club suit

[ ♤ ] red spade suit

[ ♥ ] black heart suit

[ ♦ ] black diamond suit

[ ♧ ] red club suit

[ ✉ ] envelope mail email

[ ✎ ] pencil diagonal down

[ ✏ ] pencil

[ ✐ ] pencil diagonal up

Girl in Wheelchair Wins Treadmill

Why would she disapprove of a responsible adult?

Maybe she is thinking the missionary and pull and pray are better options.