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#19801 - 01/05/07 03:01 PM Wait till next week
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Big Dipper

Registered: 11/17/06
"One thing’s for sure — Mangino can expect plenty of candidates to take a stab at the vacancy. The coach is hoping to attend the America Football Coaches Association’s convention in San Antonio next week, where resumes and business cards switch hands at an alarming rate. He likely already has some hungry coaches getting in touch with him on their own, as well."

Looks like we'll have to wait till after the America Football Coaches Association’s convention in San Antonio next week to hear any names mentioned for the OC position.

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#19802 - 01/05/07 03:06 PM Re: Wait till next week [Re: Coach]
kuking123 Offline
Multiple Gutter

Registered: 11/13/06
Loc: 41 N 87 W
Looks like San Antonio needs to prepare for some hungry coaches. Maybe they should throw them on a farm and let them graze.
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#19803 - 01/05/07 03:11 PM Re: Wait till next week [Re: kuking123]
tubby Offline
Nooshie!!!

Registered: 11/28/06
Loc: outside the box
Mark Mangino Controversy in Lawrence

University of Kansas Chancellor Robert Hemenway has had several closed door meetings with Head Football Coach Mark Mangino, after reports surfaced that several items had disappeared from the Natural History Museum. Items missing included two stuffed Polar bears, three stuffed moose and several other smaller animals.

Several members of the museum staff had seen members of the KU football team carrying some of the items out of the museum to a waiting truck with Mangino at the wheel.

When asked about the reports, Mangino explained that he has been in a dispute with local Dillon’s grocery stores regarding the amount of meat they stock.

“Over the last several months, I have been buying every pound of beef and pork I could find but they are always out of stock towards the end of the week.” Said Mangino. He continued, “I tried some of the chicken, but it just seemed too healthy.” “I have a very high metabolism rate and I have to eat a lot of sausage and pork chops or I start to get weak and have even passed out”.

Dillon’s Regional Manager, Gary Jenkins, says they have struggled over the last few years stocking enough meat for Coach Mangino. “We have expanded our Meat departments at all of our Lawrence based stores and even increased the number of deliveries during the week. However, we have been unable to keep up with the Coach’s demand for fatty foods.”

Coach Mangino has offered to return two of the moose and one polar bear but he will have to replace the animals that he ate. “I had a helluva bar-b-que with that first polar bear. I had never eaten polar bear and thought it was kind of tough, then the Chancellor told be it was actually stuffed and I had eaten about 400 pounds of foam” “I will eat anything if you put enough bacon fat and butter on it” Mangino said when asked about eating the stuffed moose.

The plant and vegetation section of the Museum was untouched.
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#19804 - 01/05/07 03:18 PM i hope you have a day job... [Re: tubby]
tmcats Offline
Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 09/08/02
Loc: reservation lake, mn
i presume it's at burgerking.
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#19805 - 01/05/07 03:39 PM Re: i hope you have a day job... [Re: tmcats]
Morgansraider Offline
Why...So...Serious????

Registered: 02/24/05
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I had a helluva bar-b-que with that first polar bear. I had never eaten polar bear and thought it was kind of tough, then the Chancellor told be it was actually stuffed and I had eaten about 400 pounds of foam” “I will eat anything if you put enough bacon fat and butter on it”




good stuff, good stuff

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#19806 - 01/05/07 03:41 PM Re: i hope you have a day job... [Re: Morgansraider]
Morgansraider Offline
Why...So...Serious????

Registered: 02/24/05
for some reason this sentence busts my gut

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“I have a very high metabolism rate and I have to eat a lot of sausage and pork chops or I start to get weak and have even passed out”.



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