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#1919130 - 06/02/13 11:47 AM Pwitt's Funeral
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I can't remember but did Pwitt want to be buried in a casket



Or where we supposed to cremate his remains?



Which ever way we decide, The Kingdom of SACO will never forget Pwitt and all the good he has done for our board.
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#1919162 - 06/02/13 12:31 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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So, like Oreadical, I'm a ghost?

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#1919167 - 06/02/13 12:37 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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May you rest in peace.

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#1919169 - 06/02/13 12:39 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Damn it pwhitt, how are we supposed to have a funeral for you when you're alive? It would have been nice if you shared this info with me before I made your funeral thread.
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#1919175 - 06/02/13 12:45 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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No. I'm dead. But i'm back. Continue with the funeral. Were you going to put me in a folgers can and accidentally spill my ashes on The Dude?

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#1919181 - 06/02/13 12:57 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Pwhitt was a good poster, and a good Mod. He was one of us. He was a man who loved shenanigans... and photoshopping, and as a user he explored the boards of KUsports.com, from Basketball to Other Sports and... up to... SACO. He died, like not so many young men of his generation, he died of some penis surgery. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Pwhitt. Pwhitt, who loved photoshopping. And so, Pwhittemore, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of The Kingdom of SACO, which you loved so well.
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#1919182 - 06/02/13 12:58 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Goodnight, sweet prince.


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#1919183 - 06/02/13 12:59 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Shit, I'm sorry Dude. G0ddamn wind.

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#1919184 - 06/02/13 01:00 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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G0ddamnit Walter! You fucking asshole!
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#1919185 - 06/02/13 01:01 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: TheDude]
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Dude! Dude, I'm sorry!
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#1919186 - 06/02/13 01:01 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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You make everything a fucking travesty!
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#1919187 - 06/02/13 01:02 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Wow. The whole crew. This is more then I could have asked.

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#1919188 - 06/02/13 01:03 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Dude, I'm--it was an accident!
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#1919189 - 06/02/13 01:04 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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What about that shit about Vietnam!
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#1919190 - 06/02/13 01:04 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Dude, I'm sorry--
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#1919191 - 06/02/13 01:04 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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What the fuck does Vietnam have to do with anything! What the fuck were you talking about?!
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#1919192 - 06/02/13 01:05 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Shit Dude, I'm sorry--
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#1919193 - 06/02/13 01:05 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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You're a fuck, Walter!
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#1919194 - 06/02/13 01:06 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Awww, fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling.

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#1919195 - 06/02/13 01:06 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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If we could move the entire Big Lebowski script over to next soccer question, Gatorade and pele would appreciate it. Just start from the top when The Dude is writing checks for half and half.

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#1919465 - 06/03/13 01:30 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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This is a pretty good trib thread. Sad, but good. Poor pwhitt.
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#1919553 - 06/03/13 04:13 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best thread you've ever read on the site, what would you give it?

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#1919562 - 06/03/13 04:20 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Hey! Are you supplying the beer?
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#1919665 - 06/03/13 06:27 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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I don't supply beer to enemy's of the board.
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#1919849 - 06/04/13 08:20 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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If pwhitt were still around, I'd want him to know that his trib thread is pretty moving. Good memories being shared here.
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#1919881 - 06/04/13 09:36 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Where is that Sixth Sense kid when you need him?

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#1919883 - 06/04/13 09:39 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Hey Pwhit? Do we need to bring our own beer to your funeral?
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#1919923 - 06/04/13 10:39 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: 1985hawk]
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Good point -- how do we pour one out if there's no beer?
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#1919933 - 06/04/13 11:16 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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This is all I got.


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#1920053 - 06/04/13 02:00 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Fine. But are they cold?
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#1920095 - 06/04/13 02:46 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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No. Can someone bring a cooler and ice?

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#1920096 - 06/04/13 02:50 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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The casket can be used as a cooler.
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#1920098 - 06/04/13 02:53 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Good thinking.

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#1920177 - 06/04/13 06:09 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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NO, No, no!!! We are not using the casket that I BOUGHT
Click to reveal..
with illegally siphoned funds I took from The Kingdom of SACO, but its ok because I now rule this board after Pwitts passing, may he rest in peace.
Just bring a cooler like any other civilized person.
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#1920260 - 06/04/13 10:05 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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I'm actually not allowed to drink til Thursday so we may have to postpone.

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#1920291 - 06/05/13 12:02 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: pwhittemore]
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That makes sense. You probably aren't sposed to pee until your new drain tube heals up, I guess?

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#1920292 - 06/05/13 12:31 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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The real question is does the groin region look like the drain plug for a cooler?

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#1920338 - 06/05/13 08:53 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Gives me the willies, man. What a way to go.
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#1920355 - 06/05/13 09:19 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Guys I didn't get anything removed for the last time. I got something added. Looks more like this now.


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#1920410 - 06/05/13 11:01 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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So your telling us that it looks more like a beat up sausage? I don't believe it. You probably got a screw on/off cap for your drain plug groin region.

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#1920472 - 06/05/13 12:56 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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No. I added to what I already had.
Now I have two beat up sausages, side by side.
Two is better than one.

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#1920649 - 06/05/13 04:20 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: pwhittemore]
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You can make movies, like this one I saw at a bachelor's party.


Or that is, you could, if you were still here with us.


Man, this is a sad thread.
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#1920651 - 06/05/13 04:27 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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He had someone else's penis attached? That must feel a little odd
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#1920687 - 06/05/13 05:13 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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It is. But you get used to it.

I'm having more difficulty coping with the fact that i'm a ghost. I was thinking of taking up pottery with Demi Moore.

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#1920707 - 06/05/13 06:14 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: pwhittemore]
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Originally Posted By: pwhittemore
It is. But you get used to it.

I'm having more difficulty coping with the fact that i'm a ghost. I was thinking of taking up pottery with Demi Moore.

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#1920866 - 06/06/13 08:12 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Whoa. I didn't think of that. Here I thought I'd have to spend double.

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#1921655 - 06/06/13 09:25 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Guys they gave me tons of oxy and valium. And I'm basically painless at this point. What the heck do I do with all this stuff?

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#1921663 - 06/06/13 09:31 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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I feel really sad about you at this point. I kinda liked you!
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#1921729 - 06/06/13 10:30 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Of course you feel painless, YOUR DEAD!!! Everyone knows ghost don't feel pain, maybe emotional but not physical pain.
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#1921861 - 06/07/13 09:30 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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I may be dead but i'm grateful.

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#1925142 - 06/15/13 06:19 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Seein' how yer ole ruler be dead now, it looks like a perfect time fer me 'n me marry scallywags t' raid 'n pillage this village.

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#1925507 - 06/17/13 09:23 AM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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In that pirate movie, there were those ghost pirates. I'm kinda like them. I'm pretty much invincible now.

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#1941811 - 08/02/13 10:00 PM Re: Pwitt's Funeral [Re: Walter_Sobchak]
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Ghosts? They be more on the lines o' skeletons than ghost thar lad. I lived it, ya savvy!?

Oh 'n "invincible" we be nah. Gold doubloons wit' are blood on 'em be are weakness, ya savvy?
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