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#17867 - 01/02/07 01:55 PM the times they are a-changin', Shirley [Re: Shirley]
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Nooshie!!!

Registered: 11/28/06
Loc: outside the box
there would have been a mediocre point to that story, had it been 1936.

i love the fake chinese accent, but why stop at just the words...let's play pronunciation too!

This remind me of stoly. 1936 commencement dean of medicar schoor in Shanghai say: 'We have two goar fol hospitar in next year: One, get phones at each nulsing station, two, get erevatol so not have cally patients up and down stails on stletchels in 4 stoly hospitar'.
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#17868 - 01/02/07 02:00 PM Re: the times they are a-changin', Shirley [Re: tubby]
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Baby Jay

Registered: 02/22/05
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there would have been a mediocre point to that story, had it been 1936.

i love the fake chinese accent, but why stop at just the words...let's play pronunciation too!

This remind me of stoly. 1936 commencement dean of medicar schoor in Shanghai say: 'We have two goar fol hospitar in next year: One, get phones at each nulsing station, two, get erevatol so not have cally patients up and down stails on stletchels in 4 stoly hospitar'.




I don't laugh at much that you say, but I almost had water come out my nose when I read that.

However, let me qualify that last statement by saying that it might have been because it was funny, but it might also have been that I just saw "A Christmas Story" last week.

"Deck da harrs with boughs of horry, ra ra ra ra ra . . . "

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#17869 - 01/02/07 02:09 PM Re: the times they are a-changin', Shirley [Re: JJEagleHawk]
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Registered: 08/30/05
Loc: Great Bend, KS
A Chinese chef marries his long time sweetheart. She's a virgin and, truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring" he says, "I know dis you fus time and you berry frighten. I plomise you, I give you anyting you wan, I do anyting you wan, you say. Whatchou wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently, for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I wan... numba 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries: "You want... Beef wif Broccori?"
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#17870 - 01/02/07 02:12 PM Re: the times they are a-changin', Shirley [Re: ixamnis]
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHA

hahahahahahHAAHAHAhahahaAHAHAHAhahahaahHAHAHAha



i canna stop raughin!!
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#17871 - 01/02/07 02:13 PM Re: the times they are a-changin', Shirley [Re: ixamnis]
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Registered: 08/30/05
Loc: Great Bend, KS
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:



Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."
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#17872 - 01/02/07 04:39 PM Re: it was rather remarkable... [Re: tmcats]
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Prairie Warrior

Registered: 05/31/06
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that the absolute antithesis of bob knight basketball shoots and misses the final shot to give coach the record. i can think of no one playing the college game today that in juxtaposition would be more deserving of that honor than kwho's own, j.r.


You hired huggins. By default you or any other KSU fan has forfeited the right to ever again make fun of any current or former KU players or coaches. Feed this to the purples, we have no interest.


Edited by mizzouisbad (01/02/07 04:39 PM)

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#17873 - 01/02/07 04:44 PM bob knight approved of huggins... [Re: mizzouisbad]
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Wilt Chamberlain

Registered: 09/08/02
Loc: reservation lake, mn
hire at k-state. that's plenty good for bob.
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#17874 - 01/02/07 04:45 PM Re: bob knight approved of huggins... [Re: tmcats]
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Nooshie!!!

Registered: 11/28/06
Loc: outside the box
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hire at k-state. that's plenty good for bob.




i guess when you have a track record for hiring losers, you'll take advice from the opposition.
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#17875 - 01/02/07 04:46 PM Re: bob knight approved of huggins... [Re: tmcats]
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Registered: 11/13/06
Loc: 41 N 87 W
Bob Knight approved of beating his own child too.
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#17876 - 01/02/07 04:50 PM Re: bob knight approved of huggins... [Re: tubby]
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Wilt Chamberlain

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#17877 - 01/02/07 04:55 PM Re: bob knight approved of huggins... [Re: tmcats]
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Registered: 11/13/06
Loc: 41 N 87 W
"I think that if rape is inevitable, relax and enjoy it." The "General" - Robert Montgomery Knight.

1974 pulled a gun on someone.

1979 Assaulted a cop.

Yep, Bobby Knight - perfect guy to approve of Huggins.
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#17878 - 01/02/07 04:56 PM Re: bob knight approved of huggins... [Re: kuking123]
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Nooshie!!!

Registered: 11/28/06
Loc: outside the box
don't forget, fired for assaulting a student.

shot his friend while hunting.
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#17879 - 01/02/07 04:58 PM Re: bob knight approved of huggins... [Re: kuking123]
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Max Falkenstein

Registered: 01/31/03
Notice this "blog" (always a credible source of info, mind you) says he gave a "full recommendation" and not a "strong endorsement" or "vote of approval"...

I wonder if the recommendation included the words "run away as fast as you can"?
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#17880 - 01/02/07 04:59 PM Re: bob knight approved of huggins... [Re: jayhawk154]
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Multiple Gutter

Registered: 11/13/06
Loc: 41 N 87 W
You have taught me CONTEXT baby, context. I am learning.
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#17881 - 01/02/07 05:01 PM Re: bob knight approved of huggins... [Re: kuking123]
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Max Falkenstein

Registered: 01/31/03
I have nothing to teach you as I am void of any meaningful observations.
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