Shiver me timbers Colonel Sanders, I remember his first day on the job. Back then he was a deckhand 'n his first duty was t' swab the poop deck. Worked his way up t' head chef, on the account that his chicken was mighty good. Wasn't the brightest o' scallywags, but due t' his cookin' abilities a few hands o' the crew gave 'im the nickname o' "Colonel." He ended up settlin' down in the colonies, ne'er heard much o' 'im aft that.
Ravage the wenches & Plunder the booty.