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#1081403 - 01/12/10 02:27 PM Best Revenge Ever? *
SimpleJack Offline
Baby Jay

Registered: 11/12/09
Loc: The Barn

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#1081404 - 01/12/10 03:24 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: SimpleJack]
digitalkookie Offline
Big Dipper

Registered: 03/06/08
Loc: ATX
"what are you gonna do? tell my mom and dad that i uploaded your d!ck sucking list to facebook? go ahead."

thats fcukin awesome
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#1081405 - 01/12/10 03:51 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: digitalkookie]
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Baby Jay

Registered: 09/25/06
Loc: Your mom's house
That is phucking hilarious!
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#1081406 - 01/12/10 03:52 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: digitalkookie]
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Max Falkenstien

Registered: 02/10/07
Loc: Lawrence


Priceless.
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#1081407 - 01/12/10 04:15 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: AdonisJordan]
Rivethead Offline
Prairie Warrior

Registered: 09/01/04
Loc: Austin, TX USA
Allsome. Pure evil.
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#1081408 - 01/12/10 05:02 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: SimpleJack]
Defixione Offline
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Registered: 11/07/05
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#1081409 - 01/12/10 05:26 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: Defixione]
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Max Falkenstien

Registered: 05/10/04
Loc: Derby, Kansas
Both are seriously AMAZING!
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#1081410 - 01/12/10 05:54 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: Defixione]
jayhwk01 Offline
Timmy's Nemesis

Registered: 01/22/05
Loc: Mt. Oread's Shadow
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That's good. Then, there's this.





Revenge...no. Justice hell yeah!
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#1081411 - 01/12/10 06:22 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: Defixione]
AdonisJordan Offline
Max Falkenstien

Registered: 02/10/07
Loc: Lawrence
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That's good. Then, there's this.




funny, but like most craigslist posts, I call BS on this.
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#1081412 - 01/12/10 09:09 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: AdonisJordan]
t_jayhawk Offline
suck it, asswipes

Registered: 02/10/07
Loc: evansville, indiana
best revenge story
my best friend found out his wife was cheating on him with her drug dealer. he didn't know she was using meth.
he finds out where the guy lives and goes over there. his wife's minivan was in the driveway. he pulls his truck up to the front door (drove through the yard). neither would come out of the house. my buddy takes a baseball bat out. the dealer says he's going to call the cops. my buddy says go ahead and he'll tell them about all the meth in the house. then he proceeds to break every window in the house with the bat and leaves.
a couple months later he and his wife are seperated. he goes to her apartment to pick up his kids. his wife is not there but her mother is with the kids. he sees his wife's cell phone on the table. while he is waiting for his wife to get home he checks her phone to see what she's been up to. my buddy works for a cellular carrier in data transmission (my term). he finds pictures of her boyfriend where he is naked and masturbating. about 20 of them. he sends them to his phone.
when he gets home he uploads them to every gay porn site he can find along with the guy's name, phone number and address.
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#1081413 - 01/12/10 09:15 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: t_jayhawk]
hasbeen Offline
Zipper Jiggler

Registered: 06/23/05
You just made that up.
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#1081414 - 01/12/10 09:29 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: hasbeen]
TWestJayhawker Offline
Lawrence Legend

Registered: 03/16/09
Loc: Playing Golf
if you didn't make that up-that's incredible! hahaha

if you did-you have very good creative writing skills.

was that your 4000th post?

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#1081415 - 01/12/10 09:34 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: t_jayhawk]
larryb2 Offline
Am I Wrong?

Registered: 11/22/09
Loc: United Center
Quote:

best revenge story
my best friend found out his wife was cheating on him with her drug dealer. he didn't know she was using meth.
he finds out where the guy lives and goes over there. his wife's minivan was in the driveway. he pulls his truck up to the front door (drove through the yard). neither would come out of the house. my buddy takes a baseball bat out. the dealer says he's going to call the cops. my buddy says go ahead and he'll tell them about all the meth in the house. then he proceeds to break every window in the house with the bat and leaves.
a couple months later he and his wife are seperated. he goes to her apartment to pick up his kids. his wife is not there but her mother is with the kids. he sees his wife's cell phone on the table. while he is waiting for his wife to get home he checks her phone to see what she's been up to. my buddy works for a cellular carrier in data transmission (my term). he finds pictures of her boyfriend where he is naked and masturbating. about 20 of them. he sends them to his phone.
when he gets home he uploads them to every gay porn site he can find along with the guy's name, phone number and address.




No offense but your best friend is a [censored] moron. So many reasons why I say that. #1) He didn't know his wife used Meth? #2) He went over to a drug dealer's house with a baseball bat - not a gun. Good chance the drug dealer owns a gun #3) He broke the drug dealer's windows. Did he not think the drug dealer would possibly seek revenge or that the neighbors would call the cops on him? He would have been arrested. #4) Your buddy has kids - and he did all that [censored]? DCFS should take his kids from him and his wife. #5) He posted all that crap not thinking the drug dealer might kick his ass (or have him killed) and [censored] with his kids?

I really hope hasbeen is right.
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#1081416 - 01/12/10 10:13 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: hasbeen]
t_jayhawk Offline
suck it, asswipes

Registered: 02/10/07
Loc: evansville, indiana
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You just made that up.




wrong.

and gutter, the "drug dealer" in question was a very, very small-time dealer. typical meth dealer. plus, my buddy is 6'4" former cbb player. he said the "dealer" was about 5'8".
there were actually a couple of other things he did to the guy. the dealer's mom is a vp at the company the dealer and his wife worked for (a large financial firm that got a big chunk of the bailout and has three letters for its name). he got through to her on the phone and told her that her son was doing meth and that she ought to have him drug tested. he also called his supervisor (also his wife's supervisor) and told him that the guy was doing meth and that he had also told the vp. that way, if the mom didn't do anything about it the supervisor would know the guy's drug situation and that the mom was covering it up. anyway, that is just one of the other ways that he [censored] with the guy.
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#1081417 - 01/12/10 11:22 PM Re: Best Revenge Ever? [Re: t_jayhawk]
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Junior Jayhawk

Registered: 03/10/08
Loc: WtW
All are awesome revenge stories. Hilarious.
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