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Posted by: Maximus

Funny to think of: - 05/08/15 02:12 PM

Warren Buffett's company Berkshire Hathaway never being able to trade below book value cause he would buy it.

Chefs not cooking for themselves at home

Movie Directors not watching movies at home

A fireman's home catching on fire

People park on driveways but drive on parkways
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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/08/15 03:27 PM

Ok George Carlin....funny stuff...
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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/08/15 07:40 PM

I always thought I was more of a Jimmy Fallon comedian as I am certainty not a fan of Jimmy Kimmel.
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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/09/15 09:14 AM

I'm not getting "on" the plane, I'm getting "in" the plane
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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/09/15 10:24 AM

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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/13/15 10:04 PM

Girl in Wheelchair Wins Treadmill
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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/17/15 07:42 PM

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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/28/15 09:13 PM

Why would she disapprove of a responsible adult?

Maybe she is thinking the missionary and pull and pray are better options.

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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/29/15 10:56 AM

A Bible App . When did church get in touch with Silicon Valley and do people actually download and use it and replacing their hardback bible?


You know the world is different when people whip out their iPad to read scripture in Church.
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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/29/15 02:11 PM

I think S. Pollard is going to be on the next season of Survivor.
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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/29/15 05:19 PM

Really. ..that's awesome.
Posted by: and_one

Re: Funny to think of: - 05/30/15 10:13 AM

Originally Posted By: Maximus
A Bible App . When did church get in touch with Silicon Valley and do people actually download and use it and replacing their hardback bible?


You know the world is different when people whip out their iPad to read scripture in Church.


People still go to Church"? .... Why?
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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/30/15 11:30 AM

Any church doing the streaming online service yet?

I'm not sure how a non-for-profit organization could still declared donated tax free revenue after a service company takes a fee cut for funds transferring of a Wire Transfer, Electronic Transfer Fund, ACH Transfer, or Bank Draft.

I see there being a problem with 1 transfer of funds being declared both taxable and not taxable come tax season.
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Re: Funny to think of: - 05/30/15 12:15 PM

Originally Posted By: Maximus
Any church doing the streaming online service yet?


Google gave me 23 MILLION hits for online church streaming ....

Ask your mommie about google ....
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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/03/15 08:14 PM

What would happen if they had an RPG?
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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/08/15 01:24 PM

"First Kanye West writes and releases his hit single, 'Gold Digger.' Then he begins to have a relationship with Kim Kardashian. After all is said and done, he ends up having a baby with her, which can only mean one thing....

Even he doesn't listen to his own music."
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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/08/15 01:30 PM



Little Johnny was being questioned by the teacher during an arithmetic lesson. 'If you had ten dollars,' said the teacher, 'and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?'

'Ten,' said Little Johnny firmly.

'Ten?' the teacher said 'How do you make it ten?'

'Well,' replied Little Johnny 'You may ask for a loan of eight dollars, but that doesn't mean you'll get it!'
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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/08/15 01:32 PM

A woman was just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rang. She threw on her towel and went to the door. Dave, a poker buddy of her husband’s was there. He looked at her in her towel for a minute and whispered “I’ll give you $500 right now if you take of your towel for just 10 seconds! That’s $50 a second!” She thought about it a second, and then took off her towel. He smiled, gave her the money and walked away. When she walked back into the bedroom, her husband asked “Was that Dave? Did he bring the $500 he owed me?”
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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/08/15 01:45 PM

Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others" he is told by the doorman.

Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!"

"Why that's wonderful!" Says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!"

"And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!"

"Why that's wonderful!" Says Albert. "We can discuss physics!"

"And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!"

"That Wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!"

Just then a economist man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80."

Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?"
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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/08/15 01:49 PM

A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, stockbroker, of Noo Yawk City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the stockbroker, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The stockbroker goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a stockbroker-- he gets a silken robe and golden staff but I, a minister, only get a cotton robe and wooden staff? How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While you preached, people slept; his clients, they prayed."
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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/08/15 02:00 PM

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.

"I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."

"Excuse me?" the accountant said.

"I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back."

"I see," the accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?"

"I'll start you at eighty thousand."

"Eighty thousand dollars!" the accountant exclaimed.

"How can such a small business afford a sum like that?"

"That," the owner said, "is your first worry."
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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/10/15 01:38 PM

Funny to think of..... these women as Cougars when you see them as the same age of yourself.
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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/13/15 04:15 PM

Where does the groom go when the bride leaves during the wedding ceremony?

A honeylessmoon.

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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/16/15 10:09 PM

Have you met Ted?


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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/20/15 08:20 AM

Kid DJ- Trance Land Intern
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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/22/15 04:48 PM

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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/22/15 10:04 PM

It's not just good enough to catch him in the act, you got to get in the picture and laugh for decades of bro-ridicule.


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Re: Funny to think of: - 06/27/15 10:23 AM

Smart phones.

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Re: Funny to think of: - 07/01/15 10:25 PM

Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Funny to think of: - 07/02/15 04:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Maximus
It's not just good enough to catch him in the act, you got to get in the picture and laugh for decades of bro-ridicule.


Mmmm, ham hocks tonight!
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Re: Funny to think of: - 07/08/15 03:17 PM

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Re: Funny to think of: - 07/10/15 11:48 AM

Going on vacation to try to make money, doesn't make sense? Then, going off vacation back to work is funny. Save the vacation time off and just stay at the full time work. That's Las Vegas though.

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Funny to think of: - 07/11/15 07:06 PM

What do you do in Vegas. Are you De Niro and run a sports book. Man that would be sweet.
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Funny to think of: - 07/12/15 07:43 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
What do you do in Vegas. Are you De Niro and run a sports book. Man that would be sweet.


Anything but gamble. Those casinos have more than gambling with Vegas being a great sports town and location for seminars.

Phogusher, your a generous and good guy offering to buy people their first drink at the Royals game in the baseball thread. If we are ever in Vegas at the same time, all the night clubs, special sporting events, minor league baseball, restaurants, drinks at the swimming pool lounging, strip clubs outings, spa and saloon, vegas shows, special attractions like The Big Apple Coaster at New York-New York are on me. grin

A trip to Findley Prep and Bishop Gorman Catholic High School to check up on the next group of 5 star prospects and do some unofficial recruiting for KU would be a must.
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Re: Funny to think of: - 07/14/15 03:15 PM

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Re: Funny to think of: - 07/21/15 10:15 PM

Stripper claiming sexual harassment.......

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Re: Funny to think of: - 07/22/15 03:27 PM

Who wasn't 1 or 2 years old thinking the same right, right?

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Re: Funny to think of: - 08/05/15 12:38 PM

Memories of nice swim suits.
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Re: Funny to think of: - 11/10/15 09:52 AM

Originally Posted By: Maximus

Phogusher, your a generous and good guy offering to buy people their first drink at the Royals game in the baseball thread. If we are ever in Vegas at the same time, all the night clubs, special sporting events, minor league baseball, restaurants, drinks at the swimming pool lounging, strip clubs outings, spa and saloon, vegas shows, special attractions like The Big Apple Coaster at New York-New York are on me. grin

A trip to Findley Prep and Bishop Gorman Catholic High School to check up on the next group of 5 star prospects and do some unofficial recruiting for KU would be a must.


Maximus: "What up bro."

Phogusher: "Hey dude"

Maximus: "You chilling back there?"

Phogusher: "Just watching the game and having a Bud."

Maximus: "Cool. Cool. Just trying to figure out the Tevo thing up here while sipping, never gulping, my glass of milk."


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Re: Funny to think of: - 11/14/15 04:14 PM

Would you rather
Posted by: Fabiola15

Re: Funny to think of: - 05/01/16 06:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Maximus
Warren Buffett's company Berkshire Hathaway never being able to trade below book value cause he would buy it.

Chefs not cooking for themselves at home

Movie Directors not watching movies at home

A fireman's home catching on fire

People park on driveways but drive on parkways


LOL Yeah. This are facts!
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Re: Funny to think of: - 01/12/17 02:41 PM

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Re: Funny to think of: - 01/23/17 11:54 AM

U.S. Presidents without a degree


Chloe Vevrier
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Re: Funny to think of: - 01/24/17 10:07 AM

Gift receiving etiquette and manners. Guide for children

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Re: Funny to think of: - 01/26/17 03:42 PM

eek Get down to business......
Actor Willie Aames, pictured with Scott Baio & Willie Aames, Charles in Charge, has become a financial planner despite filing for personal bankruptcy twice.
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Re: Funny to think of: - 01/26/17 03:43 PM

Posted by: jahawker2004

Re: Funny to think of: - 01/29/17 03:36 PM

Originally Posted By: Maximus
eek Get down to business......
Actor Willie Aames, pictured with Scott Baio & Willie Aames, Charles in Charge, has become a financial planner despite filing for personal bankruptcy twice.


Doesn't Willie Aames still live in Overland Park?
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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/02/17 02:21 PM

"The Ol' Reacharound"

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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/02/17 02:21 PM

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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/03/17 11:24 AM

18 USC 1384: Prostitution near military and naval establishments: Within such reasonable distance of any military or naval camp, station, fort, post, yard, base, cantonment, training or mobilization place as the Secretary of the Army, the Secretary of the Navy, the Secretary of the Air Force, or any two or all of them shall determine to be needful to the efficiency, health, and welfare of the Army, the Navy, or the Air Force, and shall designate and publish in general orders or bulletins, whoever engages in prostitution or aids or abets prostitution or procures or solicits for purposes of prostitution, or keeps or sets up a house of ill fame, brothel, or bawdy house, or receives any person for purposes of lewdness, assignation, or prostitution into any vehicle, conveyance, place, structure, or building, or permits any person to remain for the purpose of lewdness, assignation, or prostitution in any vehicle, conveyance, place, structure, or building or leases or rents or contracts to lease or rent any vehicle, conveyance, place, structure or building, or part thereof, knowing or with good reason to know that it is intended to be used for any of the purposes herein prohibited shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both.

The Secretaries of the Army, Navy, and Air Force and the Federal Security Administrator shall take such steps as they deem necessary to suppress and prevent such violations thereof, and shall accept the cooperation of the authorities of States and their counties, districts, and other political subdivisions in carrying out the purpose of this section.


This section shall not be construed as conferring on the personnel of the Departments of the Army, Navy, or Air Force or the Federal Security Agency any authority to make criminal investigations, searches, seizures, or arrests of civilians charged with violations of this section.


Does the Legislature not know that Air Force Amy at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, that is very close to San Diego, and other ladies of the night are providing for things deemed "needful to the efficiency, health, and welfare."

Why the Secretary of the Army, the Secretary of the Navy, and the Secretary of the Air Force want to "suppress and prevent" soldiers I just don't understand.

Air Force Amy on the far right, still employed for all those former soldiers out there.
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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/03/17 11:25 AM

Dennis Hoff disapproves of the government message. Bill Clinton is OK with it.

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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/08/17 09:14 AM

Ensor Park & Museum in Olathe

"Enjoy a tour of the 1890's two story house and even older peg barn, along with other buildings, full of special Ensor archives. Feel what it was like to be an early pioneer of Johnson County, Kansas and to build a farm from bare materials and hard work."


I didn't know they had cell towers in the 1890's. Is that feeling what it was like to be an early pioneer........ in the technology period?

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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/16/17 09:07 AM

Person Fit Codoms


TheyFit uses something called the “FitKit,” which requires the condom purchaser to print it out on a piece of paper and cut out the template to measure width and length to determine the appropriate size.

http://www.theyfit.co.uk/pages/fitkit

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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/21/17 08:44 AM

Russian Company. America falling behind the time?
http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/d...mp;date=welcome

http://www.popularmechanics.com/flight/drones/news/a25196/ehang-dubai/
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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/22/17 08:54 AM

http://thechive.com/2017/02/22/dangerous-animals-playing-with-their-human-friends-video/
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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/22/17 01:18 PM

http://www.cracked.com/article_24633_the-most-important-things-you-need-to-know-thursday-216.html
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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/23/17 04:40 AM

Originally Posted By: Maximus
Person Fit Codoms


TheyFit uses something called the “FitKit,” which requires the condom purchaser to print it out on a piece of paper and cut out the template to measure width and length to determine the appropriate size.

http://www.theyfit.co.uk/pages/fitkit








I had one of those once, but my template was too big for the width and length measurements.
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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/23/17 12:08 PM

Funny to think of some people thinking a bikini bottom and Go Go dancer fluffy boots are fashionable together outside a club. Looks like she got depants, that is something female usually don't have happen to them.



Childish behavior pranks. Funny as long as no gets angry. The accused criminal better hope his victims don't get smart and not wear underwear on purpose resulting in a "mooning" to the accused.


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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/23/17 12:08 PM

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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/24/17 08:21 AM

Difference between an Armani jacket and a JC Penny jacket is
2mm thick, rich in texture & offers outstanding uniformity.

This ugly little guy and some silk make it a world of difference.


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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/24/17 08:26 AM

Rachel Green was all about the wool.

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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/24/17 08:27 AM

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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/24/17 04:22 PM

Problem

Five pirates board a commercial vessel, do what pirates do best, and flee with 100 gold coins. Back on their own ship, the scalawags must decide how to divvy up the booty.

The pirates have a system that they are sworn to follow, else they be killed. It works like this: The oldest among them proposes a way to divide the coins. Then all the pirates, including the one that made the proposal, vote on whether or not to accept the terms. If 50 percent or more accept, then they divvy the loot as proposed. If less than 50 percent of the pirates agree to the plan, then the pirate who made the suggestion is thrown overboard and killed. The next oldest pirate then makes a suggestion, and they vote again.

There are a few important things to know about these pirates. First, they will make their decisions according to whatever will net them the most money without getting them killed. Second, they are bloodthirsty pirates, and all other things being equal, they would rather throw someone overboard. Third, they do not trust each other in the slightest and will make no agreements amongst themselves to determine how they vote. Finally, these are highly logical pirates, capable of considering all possible outcomes.

Let's consider the pirates A, B, C, D and E, with A being the oldest and E the youngest. How should Pirate A suggest they divvy up the coins?

Solution

Pirate A should give 1 coin to Pirate C, 1 coin to Pirate E, and keep 98 coins for himself. If he does, Pirates C and E will vote along with him because they know they both will end up with nothing if they don't. The coins will be distributed like this: A:98, B:0, C:1, D:0, E:1.

Let's work through this backwards. Imagine that the only two pirates left are Pirate D and Pirate E. Pirate D will keep all 100 coins for himself because his vote will give him the 50 percent he needs. Distribution: D: 100, E:0.

Now let's imagine that Pirates C, D and E are divvying up the coins. Pirate C will give 1 coin to Pirate E and none to Pirate D. Pirate E will vote along with Pirate C because he knows if they toss C overboard, D will give him nothing. Distribution: C:99, D:0, E:1.

With four pirates, Pirate B will give 1 coin to Pirate D, and Pirate D will vote along with him because he knows that if they throw B overboard, C will give him nothing. Pirate B and D together give the proposal the 50 percent vote it needs to pass. You might think that Pirate B could give 1 coin to Pirate E instead because E knows he cannot get any more coins, but Pirate E will vote to toss B overboard just for the fun of it if he knows his coins will be the same from Pirate C. Distribution: B:99, C:0, D:1, E:0.

Because he knows all this, Pirate A can safely offer Pirate C just 1 coin and Pirate E the same. If the two pirates vote to toss him overboard, they both will be left with nothing when B distributes the coins. Pirate A cannot, for example, give a coin to D instead of C because D would rather throw him overboard and get his one coin from B. Final distribution: A:98, B:0, C:1, D:0, E:1.

What happens to Pirate A after they divvy up the coins is
anyone's guess.

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Re: Funny to think of: - 02/24/17 07:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Maximus
Rachel Green was all about the wool.




she can pull the wool over my eyes ....

any



time




she





wants ...... wink
Posted by: jahawker2004

Re: Funny to think of: - 02/25/17 05:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Maximus
Problem

Five pirates board a commercial vessel, do what pirates do best, and flee with 100 gold coins. Back on their own ship, the scalawags must decide how to divvy up the booty.

The pirates have a system that they are sworn to follow, else they be killed. It works like this: The oldest among them proposes a way to divide the coins. Then all the pirates, including the one that made the proposal, vote on whether or not to accept the terms. If 50 percent or more accept, then they divvy the loot as proposed. If less than 50 percent of the pirates agree to the plan, then the pirate who made the suggestion is thrown overboard and killed. The next oldest pirate then makes a suggestion, and they vote again.

There are a few important things to know about these pirates. First, they will make their decisions according to whatever will net them the most money without getting them killed. Second, they are bloodthirsty pirates, and all other things being equal, they would rather throw someone overboard. Third, they do not trust each other in the slightest and will make no agreements amongst themselves to determine how they vote. Finally, these are highly logical pirates, capable of considering all possible outcomes.

Let's consider the pirates A, B, C, D and E, with A being the oldest and E the youngest. How should Pirate A suggest they divvy up the coins?

Solution

Pirate A should give 1 coin to Pirate C, 1 coin to Pirate E, and keep 98 coins for himself. If he does, Pirates C and E will vote along with him because they know they both will end up with nothing if they don't. The coins will be distributed like this: A:98, B:0, C:1, D:0, E:1.

Let's work through this backwards. Imagine that the only two pirates left are Pirate D and Pirate E. Pirate D will keep all 100 coins for himself because his vote will give him the 50 percent he needs. Distribution: D: 100, E:0.

Now let's imagine that Pirates C, D and E are divvying up the coins. Pirate C will give 1 coin to Pirate E and none to Pirate D. Pirate E will vote along with Pirate C because he knows if they toss C overboard, D will give him nothing. Distribution: C:99, D:0, E:1.

With four pirates, Pirate B will give 1 coin to Pirate D, and Pirate D will vote along with him because he knows that if they throw B overboard, C will give him nothing. Pirate B and D together give the proposal the 50 percent vote it needs to pass. You might think that Pirate B could give 1 coin to Pirate E instead because E knows he cannot get any more coins, but Pirate E will vote to toss B overboard just for the fun of it if he knows his coins will be the same from Pirate C. Distribution: B:99, C:0, D:1, E:0.

Because he knows all this, Pirate A can safely offer Pirate C just 1 coin and Pirate E the same. If the two pirates vote to toss him overboard, they both will be left with nothing when B distributes the coins. Pirate A cannot, for example, give a coin to D instead of C because D would rather throw him overboard and get his one coin from B. Final distribution: A:98, B:0, C:1, D:0, E:1.

What happens to Pirate A after they divvy up the coins is
anyone's guess.



I will never get that five minutes of my life back.

Pirates suck. Except for the album by Rickie Lee Jones.
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Originally Posted By: Maximus
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