Hockey

Posted by: 1985hawk

Hockey - 05/13/13 12:10 PM

I am surprised no one posted this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0E7amE2xXw
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 12:18 PM

It really is an interesting sport, with lots of physics involved in skating a good game. You should try it sometime!

Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 12:58 PM

If you ever find yourself in Ossineke Michigan on a Saturday night with nothing to do....



And after you have seen the heart-shaped Jesus inside the Apatosaurus's belly, there isn't much left to do. Try the Tawa Ice Palace! It is the hockey rink that time forgot.

Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 03:34 PM

If you just do a google (not image) search for "apatosaurus Dinosaur Gardens Prehistoric Zoo," this thread is the third result. At least, reliable sources tell me so.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 03:41 PM

I confirmed that. It is nice to know that this thread has relevance.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 03:42 PM

I thought for sure boobs would be the third result. Also first and second. Boobs will always be first and second in my tiny Jesus heart, though.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:00 PM

It has since jumped to no. 2 in my google search.
All this free marketing for patosaurus Dinosaur Gardens Prehistoric Zoo.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:03 PM

I think I will tweet the link
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:06 PM

So what is the top result when you google "apatosaurus Dinosaur Gardens Prehistoric Zoo?" I hope it is Dinosaur Gardens Prehistoric Zoo, only because it would be sad for them if it weren't.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:07 PM

Pretty soon it will be the hockey thread.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:08 PM

The hockey thread just took over.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:14 PM

Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
The hockey thread just took over.


My google search shows a photo of the apatosaurus (@) Dinosaur Gardens Prehistoric Zoo as the top result but maybe if I say "apatosuarus Dinosaur Gardens Prehistoric Zoo" a few more times we will ascend to that hitherto unprecedented precipice of search engine glory.

Dinosaur Gardens Prehistoric Zoo was the 7th result, BTW. I wonder if the Dinosaur Gardens Prehistoric Zoo people will google themselves today and read this. I wonder if they would be angry at our impertinence or happy that we gave them internet pertinence.

Another internet question: Why isn't my thread on smak talk, entitled "apatosaurus Dinosaur Gardens Prehistoric Zoo," not anywhere in the search results? This search engine thing baffles me.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:18 PM

Do a google search, not a image search.

I am guessing the reason your thread doesnt rank is lack of relevance.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:21 PM

Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
Do a google search, not a image search.

I am guessing the reason your thread doesnt rank is lack of relevance.


Well I did, wise guy. Which Google do you use? I use the one on the internet where the letters are all different colors and such.

How is that thread not relevant but this one is? I mean, that one has pictures and everything, not to mention more posts.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:23 PM

https://www.google.com/search?newwindow=...erp.JWyEkspOJN8
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:26 PM

It was up to #1 on my last search. Your internet must be closer to information than mine. Hell, yahoo doesn't give me today's news until tomorrow.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:29 PM

Did you see those bears playing hockey?
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:32 PM

Those bears suck at hockey.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:36 PM

I would hate to be that referee and break up their fights.
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/13/13 04:37 PM

Maybe they can get a shark to ref.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 09:14 AM

Those bears were on skates.
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 09:58 AM

Sharks are closely related to skates.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:01 AM

I wonder how the got skates to fit. They must have big feet.
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:03 AM

You know what they say about big feet.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:04 AM

Yep, and those bears were nekkid.
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:08 AM

They had tank tops. And skates.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:32 AM

For $42.39 I will get Wiscy's thread to be #1 on a google search!
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:36 AM

I thought everyone uses Bing! now?
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:37 AM

Thats what the liberal media wants you to think
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:40 AM

Doesn't need your help. Already up to no. 1.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:47 AM

Hey Pwhit? Is it true what they say about NY women?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:50 AM

What do they say about NY women?
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:51 AM

If you are straight and single you have your choice like George Castanza
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:55 AM

There are a lot of people here. You go out anywhere in the city and you can probably find something. That game is over for me.
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:59 AM

You can probably catch something, too.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 10:59 AM

I bet you cant find bears playing hockey
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 11:02 AM

Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
I bet you cant find bears playing hockey


It took me less than two seconds.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 11:04 AM

They all cheat and get straight guys as ringers.
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 11:08 AM

I bet they're all very strong skaters.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 11:10 AM

Some day they are going to add back Post counts. I hope I am ahead of DC.
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 11:51 AM

This looks like a very polite exchange. I wish I could say the same for some other threads I've been monitoring (in other forums).

You run a nice shop, pwhitt.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 11:51 AM

I am in charge of this thread
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 11:53 AM

This ain't no SACOBO. That place is a den of iniquity.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 11:57 AM

I forgot to ask if it is ok the post bare bear butts.
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 11:59 AM

You're the boss.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 12:07 PM

In that case, Bare bear buts are allowed!
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 01:21 PM

Wiggins and bare bear butts in one day? Pinch me - I must be dreaming.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 01:23 PM

We have bears that play hockey. That is why Wiggins chose KU.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 01:26 PM

He is Canadian, you know?
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 01:32 PM

You betcha.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 02:08 PM

Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 04:05 PM

Coach Self confirmed that the hockey thread was indeed the deciding factor
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Hockey - 05/14/13 04:50 PM

Shrewd, luring in the Canadian this way. We are, after all, the farthest north of all the finalists.
Posted by: Enoch

Re: Hockey - 07/25/13 09:59 PM

Hi Hawk,
Never saw bears playing ice hockey so thanks for sharing the video link, it was a treat watching this video. Ice hockey is great sport to make your mind and body active. Ice hockey keeps you active and alert and helps in losing body weight.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 02/13/14 02:11 PM

Was that team in the Olympics this morning?
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Re: Hockey - 03/27/14 12:22 PM

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Re: Hockey - 03/29/14 12:10 AM

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Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hockey - 04/24/14 07:51 PM

Bears know how to ride a Vespa !
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hockey - 04/24/14 07:53 PM

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Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hockey - 04/24/14 07:54 PM

Originally Posted By: pwhittemore


He can do it!!
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/23/14 02:00 PM

This was Wiggin's rookie thread.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/23/14 04:48 PM

ass hole
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/23/14 05:39 PM

That video stopped to early. I wanted to see the whole tournament.
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/23/14 07:34 PM

Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/23/14 07:53 PM

Could you post the video of the final fight. You know where he lifts one leg and his arms and than kicks the [censored] out of the ass hole?
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/23/14 08:04 PM

Thank you. I read that Larry Brown especially liked that movie because it was about creative teaching.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/23/14 09:46 PM

Redrover is a dipshit.
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Hockey - 05/23/14 09:48 PM

Well, that's one word for it.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/24/14 11:57 AM

How about dumbshit?
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 05/27/14 10:20 AM

Dont ever buy tickets off of the K-State athletics site.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 08/19/14 10:49 AM

Hockey season is just around the corner.
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: Hockey - 08/19/14 11:12 AM

Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
Hockey season is just around the corner.


College hockey starts in about 6 weeks. Behind college basketball, college hockey is probably my favorite.
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 08/29/14 09:56 PM

Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 09/04/14 08:39 AM

Bears arent very good skaters.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hockey - 09/04/14 09:52 AM

Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
Redrover is a dipshit.


that is mean
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 09/11/14 10:11 AM

dipshit
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 09/11/14 01:49 PM

Quit that ass hole
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 09/12/14 05:47 PM

Simmer done with the language gentlemen... you never know when a lady may lurk on KUSPORT.

Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 09/15/14 02:26 PM

Not on a hockey thread.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hockey - 09/15/14 02:32 PM

too bad because maybe they could leanr from that guy how to give head
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hockey - 09/15/14 02:33 PM

keep in mind i mean that strictly in a hockey way
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 09/16/14 10:51 AM

Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
Not on a hockey thread.


Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 09/16/14 10:53 AM

Elisha Cuthbert disagrees.



Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 09/16/14 10:55 AM

I am always distracted, so yea.... I notice them.

Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 09/16/14 10:57 AM

Patriotic pride, no?

Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 09/16/14 11:02 AM

Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
Not on a hockey thread.


Right here..

Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 09/16/14 11:05 AM

Hillary Duff is a lady hockey fan. I hear she likes to lurk on the KUSports board from time to time just to perv on yours truly. smile

Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 09/16/14 11:07 AM

Posted by: redrover

Re: Hockey - 09/16/14 11:42 AM


more lady hockey fans....

Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 09/16/14 12:14 PM

I think that is the South Dakota fan that hit on me at a football game one year.
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 09/17/14 12:35 PM

Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
I think that is the South Dakota fan that hit on me at a football game one year.


Did you hit her back?

<Multiple double meanings but referring to the sexual innuendo kind >
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 09/17/14 12:41 PM

God no. She had a sister with her and they wanted to hook up after the game with me and the guy I was with. I know how to worm out of those things without giving offense.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hockey - 09/17/14 02:58 PM

did you tell her she is as saggy and ugly as a santa barbara girl?
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 09/18/14 08:54 AM

Santa Barbara girls are nothing but Teenage Dreamers and California Girls.

Posted by: redrover

Re: Hockey - 09/18/14 10:27 AM

what is that?
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 09/18/14 04:32 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
what is that?


Posted by: redrover

Re: Hockey - 09/18/14 04:47 PM

is she a zombie? or vampire? i thought that was santa cruz, with the vampires.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 10/20/14 08:12 AM

It is a frog.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hockey - 10/21/14 10:34 AM

if we can get another 550 pages of posts on this thread we will break the record for other sports.

frogs do not need lotion they are naturally wet skinned amphiphibians.
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 10/25/14 04:37 PM

I bet Kermit's favorite position is the frog position.

"Face down, ass up. That's the way, we like to fornicate."

Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 10/28/14 08:32 AM

Get back on topic. This thread is about KU hockey
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 10/29/14 11:48 AM

Not a lot of KU fans even watch hokey though.... No deviation? I am sure with 101 post you will find less hockey discussion.

Canada owns the US in hockey but that is because Hockey is like USA #8 sport played. The same with Soccer.
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: Hockey - 10/30/14 12:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Maximus
Not a lot of KU fans even watch hokey though.... No deviation? I am sure with 101 post you will find less hockey discussion.

Canada owns the US in hockey but that is because Hockey is like USA #8 sport played. The same with Soccer.


The U.S. has greatly decreased the hockey gap between us and Canada. They don't own us anymore. They may be a little ahead still. But they don't own us anymore.
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 10/30/14 05:13 PM

Who has the last Winter Olympic medal?


USA still behind Eastern Europe too.

I'll give team Mens USA Hockey over Western Europe, but those guys only play soccer, so.....
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 11/17/14 08:39 AM

KU doesnt have wrestling or hockey
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hockey - 01/07/15 09:57 AM

They had club wrestling in my day. Wouldn't be surprised if a small roller blade hockey game between frats occurred now and then, depending of the trends of who is cool and not cool. Yea, I know there is no ice so no hockey but it's the Midwest of the U.S., what more can you do in the summer, fall, and spring if no ice outdoors exists.? Before you say
King Louise... Ha.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hockey - 01/28/15 08:35 AM

We need a rowing thread