Pwitt's Funeral

Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 11:47 AM

I can't remember but did Pwitt want to be buried in a casket



Or where we supposed to cremate his remains?



Which ever way we decide, The Kingdom of SACO will never forget Pwitt and all the good he has done for our board.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 12:31 PM

So, like Oreadical, I'm a ghost?
Posted by: SevenDeadlies

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 12:37 PM

May you rest in peace.
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 12:39 PM

Damn it pwhitt, how are we supposed to have a funeral for you when you're alive? It would have been nice if you shared this info with me before I made your funeral thread.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 12:45 PM

No. I'm dead. But i'm back. Continue with the funeral. Were you going to put me in a folgers can and accidentally spill my ashes on The Dude?
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 12:57 PM

Pwhitt was a good poster, and a good Mod. He was one of us. He was a man who loved shenanigans... and photoshopping, and as a user he explored the boards of KUsports.com, from Basketball to Other Sports and... up to... SACO. He died, like not so many young men of his generation, he died of some penis surgery. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Pwhitt. Pwhitt, who loved photoshopping. And so, Pwhittemore, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of The Kingdom of SACO, which you loved so well.
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 12:58 PM

Goodnight, sweet prince.


Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 12:59 PM

Shit, I'm sorry Dude. G0ddamn wind.

Posted by: TheDude

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:00 PM

G0ddamnit Walter! You fucking asshole!
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:01 PM

Dude! Dude, I'm sorry!
Posted by: TheDude

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:01 PM

You make everything a fucking travesty!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:02 PM

Wow. The whole crew. This is more then I could have asked.
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:03 PM

Dude, I'm--it was an accident!
Posted by: TheDude

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:04 PM

What about that shit about Vietnam!
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:04 PM

Dude, I'm sorry--
Posted by: TheDude

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:04 PM

What the fuck does Vietnam have to do with anything! What the fuck were you talking about?!
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:05 PM

Shit Dude, I'm sorry--
Posted by: TheDude

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:05 PM

You're a fuck, Walter!
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:06 PM

Awww, fuck it Dude. Let's go bowling.

Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/02/13 01:06 PM

If we could move the entire Big Lebowski script over to next soccer question, Gatorade and pele would appreciate it. Just start from the top when The Dude is writing checks for half and half.
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/03/13 01:30 PM

This is a pretty good trib thread. Sad, but good. Poor pwhitt.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/03/13 04:13 PM

Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best thread you've ever read on the site, what would you give it?
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/03/13 04:20 PM

Hey! Are you supplying the beer?
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/03/13 06:27 PM

I don't supply beer to enemy's of the board.
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/04/13 08:20 AM

If pwhitt were still around, I'd want him to know that his trib thread is pretty moving. Good memories being shared here.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/04/13 09:36 AM

Where is that Sixth Sense kid when you need him?
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/04/13 09:39 AM

Hey Pwhit? Do we need to bring our own beer to your funeral?
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/04/13 10:39 AM

Good point -- how do we pour one out if there's no beer?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/04/13 11:16 AM

This is all I got.

Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/04/13 02:00 PM

Fine. But are they cold?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/04/13 02:46 PM

No. Can someone bring a cooler and ice?
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/04/13 02:50 PM

The casket can be used as a cooler.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/04/13 02:53 PM

Good thinking.
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/04/13 06:09 PM

NO, No, no!!! We are not using the casket that I BOUGHT
Click to reveal..
with illegally siphoned funds I took from The Kingdom of SACO, but its ok because I now rule this board after Pwitts passing, may he rest in peace.
Just bring a cooler like any other civilized person.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/04/13 10:05 PM

I'm actually not allowed to drink til Thursday so we may have to postpone.
Posted by: Trustee

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/05/13 12:02 AM

That makes sense. You probably aren't sposed to pee until your new drain tube heals up, I guess?
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/05/13 12:31 AM

The real question is does the groin region look like the drain plug for a cooler?

Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/05/13 08:53 AM

Gives me the willies, man. What a way to go.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/05/13 09:19 AM

Guys I didn't get anything removed for the last time. I got something added. Looks more like this now.

Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/05/13 11:01 AM

So your telling us that it looks more like a beat up sausage? I don't believe it. You probably got a screw on/off cap for your drain plug groin region.

Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/05/13 12:56 PM

No. I added to what I already had.
Now I have two beat up sausages, side by side.
Two is better than one.
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/05/13 04:20 PM

You can make movies, like this one I saw at a bachelor's party.


Or that is, you could, if you were still here with us.


Man, this is a sad thread.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/05/13 04:27 PM

He had someone else's penis attached? That must feel a little odd
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/05/13 05:13 PM

It is. But you get used to it.

I'm having more difficulty coping with the fact that i'm a ghost. I was thinking of taking up pottery with Demi Moore.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/05/13 06:14 PM

Originally Posted By: pwhittemore
It is. But you get used to it.

I'm having more difficulty coping with the fact that i'm a ghost. I was thinking of taking up pottery with Demi Moore.

Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/06/13 08:12 AM

Whoa. I didn't think of that. Here I thought I'd have to spend double.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/06/13 09:25 PM

Guys they gave me tons of oxy and valium. And I'm basically painless at this point. What the heck do I do with all this stuff?
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/06/13 09:31 PM

I feel really sad about you at this point. I kinda liked you!
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/06/13 10:30 PM

Of course you feel painless, YOUR DEAD!!! Everyone knows ghost don't feel pain, maybe emotional but not physical pain.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/07/13 09:30 AM

I may be dead but i'm grateful.
Posted by: Steve_The_Pirate

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/15/13 06:19 PM

Seein' how yer ole ruler be dead now, it looks like a perfect time fer me 'n me marry scallywags t' raid 'n pillage this village.

Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 06/17/13 09:23 AM

In that pirate movie, there were those ghost pirates. I'm kinda like them. I'm pretty much invincible now.
Posted by: Steve_The_Pirate

Re: Pwitt's Funeral - 08/02/13 10:00 PM

Ghosts? They be more on the lines o' skeletons than ghost thar lad. I lived it, ya savvy!?

Oh 'n "invincible" we be nah. Gold doubloons wit' are blood on 'em be are weakness, ya savvy?