New Mod

Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

New Mod - 05/30/13 11:13 AM

Since Pwitt's passing, I have elected myself as the new Supreme Overlord of the SACO Board.

My first order of business will be devoted to The Great Purge. Over the next few days I will be removing unwanted threads and posters. (This means you 85.)
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 11:15 AM

Well...I guess that's that. Dupe threads OK?
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 11:18 AM

Anything goes, unless it has anything to do with 85. 85 is now an enemy of the board.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 11:19 AM

I am a retired moderator. ahem
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 11:21 AM

No one cares 85, you're a washed up hack. You're not welcomed here anymore.

Auf Weidersehen!
Posted by: Trustee

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 11:24 AM

Alf Lederhosen,

Ich bin ein weiner
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 12:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Trustee
Alf Landonhosen,

Ich bin ein weiner

FYP.

What happened to pwhitt anyway? He seemed such a non-confrontational sort and a very unlikely candidate to fall on the sword for troublemakers.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 12:33 PM

He got his dick cut off
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 12:55 PM

Apparently the dick choppers are running amok.

Are you guys watching the blood letting and threats to innocent citizen posters over on the smack forum? And the thread in which I call for the populace to quietly acquiesce to the authorities has been locked.

I barely got out of there alive.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 01:31 PM

The display of tanks and jack-booted thugs apparently had its intended effect. It is boringly quiet and quietly boring over there now. The flower of lively interaction has been plucked and thrown into the garbage. I do not know if I shall ever recover.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 03:43 PM

I am just stopping in for a quick snack and a limeade. Then it's back into the breech once more dear friends. Probably right after SportsCenter.
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 06:15 PM

I Walter_Sobchak, SUPREME CHANCELLOR OF SACO, declare war on any enemy who threatens the livelihood of the posters in our board and the boards of our comrades (Smack Talk & Other KU Sports).

One of our own has betrayed us, 85. He has been banished and will soon meet his maker as he has joined forces with the tyrant GEEZER!!!

We shall march our forces over to the Smack Talk Board and liberate their people from the oppression that Geezer has bestowed upon them. We will do this in the name of our fallen comrades, TJ & Pwitt.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 06:39 PM

Ha! They deleted a thread because I said something about Ecuadoran penises
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 06:48 PM

Twitter handle or become a martyr 85. There is only one way for you to be welcomed back into The Kingdom. If you refuse, you will be blacklisted.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 07:01 PM

Sure, you want your real name on here?
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: New Mod - 05/30/13 10:36 PM

Very well then, as of right now you are banished from The Kingdom that is SACO. You are now an enemy of the board and will be treated as such.

So let it be written, so it shall be done.
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: New Mod - 05/31/13 12:36 PM

Tomorrow night we will have our wake for Pwitt. So bring your favorite stories, so we can be reminded of all the good times we had with him. After the wake will be the funeral and then the spreading of the ashes.

RIP Pwitt, you will be missed.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: New Mod - 05/31/13 10:54 PM

Remember when Bruce Weber held a funeral for Bill Self?
How'd that work out?
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: New Mod - 06/01/13 12:04 AM

Sorry about your dick being cut off. I've been thinking about having my vessels cauterized if that makes you feel any better.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: New Mod - 06/01/13 10:27 AM

Well I understand he didnt lose much.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: New Mod - 06/01/13 11:44 AM

Im having difficulty pooping. Too bad tj is banned. He'd be all over this. I guess next in line would be Georgia and Shirley.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: New Mod - 06/01/13 12:15 PM

Sonic foot long coney
Posted by: Trustee

Re: New Mod - 06/01/13 12:50 PM

raw chicken
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: New Mod - 06/01/13 03:18 PM

I'd go for a sonic coney but there ain't no sonic round these parts.
Posted by: SevenDeadlies

Re: New Mod - 06/02/13 12:15 PM

Red beans and rice(brown rice)
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: New Mod - 06/02/13 12:33 PM

I pooped in the urn that you guys bought for me. I hope it was expensive.
Posted by: Steve_The_Pirate

Re: New Mod - 06/15/13 06:15 PM

New mod me arse, I be the pirate cap'n 'n this uncharted board be mine now.