Yer land be now me land

Posted by: Steve_The_Pirate

Yer land be now me land - 05/18/13 08:42 PM



Me first action o' Pirate King be t' banish any o' the yellow-bellied cur scallywags.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Yer land be now me land - 05/20/13 11:55 AM

Dude, I hope that wasn't your fast ball.

Posted by: Steve_The_Pirate

Re: Yer land be now me land - 06/15/13 06:12 PM

I be back from me journey o' self enlightenment, 'n let me tell ye wha'. This board needs some help. That be why as o' now, I will be takin' control 'n rulin' it wit' all me fine attributes 'n such.
Posted by: Steve_The_Pirate

Re: Yer land be now me land - 07/11/13 10:42 PM

I've been hearin' o' some disturbances 'n rumblings about me Tortuga. Well let me tell ye wha'. 'tis me board, seein' how I discovered it first. This Walter scallywag will be hung from the gallows, Pwhittmore be already dead so thar aint naught much t' do about 'im, 'n Gary Woodland will be sleepin' in Davy Jones' locker the next time he shows his face.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Yer land be now me land - 07/16/13 04:41 PM


Does Davey Jones have any weed in his locker?
Posted by: oreadical

Re: Yer land be now me land - 07/16/13 04:45 PM

Probably just seaweed.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Yer land be now me land - 07/16/13 10:46 PM

If you stick seaweed in your bum will you get high?
Posted by: Walter_Sobchak

Re: Yer land be now me land - 07/17/13 12:08 AM

Ok, who let the fucking pirate take over The Kingdom of SACO?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Yer land be now me land - 07/17/13 09:41 AM

Gary. I think it's time for Gary to go back to focusing on golf.
Let's see what this Steve guy brings to the table.

Steve, why do you have a ship wheel attached to your crotch?
Posted by: Steve_The_Pirate

Re: Yer land be now me land - 08/02/13 09:49 PM

A ship wheel? That ain't a ship wheel, that be me pegleg, ya savvy!?
Posted by: Steve_The_Pirate

Re: Yer land be now me land - 08/12/13 10:06 PM

Wha' has this Jesse scallywag done t' me beautiful Tortuga!? 'tis ruined! Th' Royal Navy might has well come here 'n brought diplomacy wit' them. Davy Jones' locker, I'd rather welcome th' East India Tradin' Company here afore this scoundrel Jesse 'n his "Surveys!"
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: Yer land be now me land - 08/13/13 03:32 PM

As far as I can tell, you're the only one on the entire board that's drawn a line in the sand. I respect that, Steve.