Hey Guys!!

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Hey Guys!! - 07/24/14 10:41 PM

I’m so pumped for my first trip to Allan Fieldhouse! It’s been at the top of my bucket list for a long, long, time. The Jayhawks vs. my Gauchos to open the college basketball season Friday November 14th, I can’t wait! May I please ask you kind Midwest folk a few questions? We booked a room at The Oread Hotel long ago, is that place any good? It looks beautiful and somewhat historic on the website but is it structurally sound? Are there bathrooms in the basement when the tornado's hit? I’ll probably be liquored up most the time I’m in KS and I do have a small bladder. We’re only staying two days and want to take in as much of the culture as possible. Does The Waffle House take reservations more than 30 days out? Which Sonic is less crowded in Lawrence, the one on West 6th or North 3rd? Those two guys in those commercials really crack me up. When did they graduate from KU?

Our Gaucho contingency will probably stand out a little in Lawrence wearing UCSB gear. That’s cool, right? I mean, it’s just a non-conference basketball game. No hard feeling before or after, right? You go Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk, we go Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho. I’m sure glad Wiggins and that hurt guy are gone from your roster. I know you Jayhawks pretty much reload year after year but you’re going to face an experience, veteran team led by Alan Williams, Michael Bryson and Z Harmon. I’m hoping you go into the game as the top ranked college basketball team in the nation. The last time Kansas was top ranked and played a Big West school at home you lost to Long Beach State 64-49. I admit, a while back but that’s your Stat of the Day! Roy Williams coached that Kansas team. I bet you’re glad he left. What a fraud he turned out to be; I believe Rashad McCants 100% over what Roy says about all those A-'s he rec'd.

I’ll thank you all in advance for any tips or suggestions for our November trip. Does Paul Rudd or any other famous UK Alum ever come out to basketball games? That tubo Charlie Weis won’t be there, will he? I can’t look at him; the fat around and under his belt line is disgusting. What a poor example of health to your fine student body.

First round of drinks is gladly on me if we cross paths during our November stay.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho! Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: Surly

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 10:41 AM

Dude, be ready for a beat-down. And wear your gear. No issue. People here will think you're a visiting high school from western Kansas. Enjoy Lawrence.
Posted by: namohcan_99

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 11:25 AM

The Oread Hotel is new, but close to campus. You should walk on over to The Wheel and get a bite and a drink there. It's a fun atmosphere and was voted one of the best college bars in America.

http://www.delish.com/food-fun/wagon-whe...om=fbp#slide-13
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 12:17 PM

Last time I went to the Wheel and purchased a blue tee shirt with their logo on it. Still was fun many years after I left Lawrence. Don't tell the guy it is a cash only place...
Posted by: dgless21

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 12:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Surly
Dude, be ready for a beat-down. And wear your gear. No issue. People here will think you're a visiting high school from western Kansas. Enjoy Lawrence.


His post kinda made it sound like he was a troll from western KS.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 01:18 PM

Wait a minute...their mascot is a pair of long women shorts?
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 03:45 PM

No their mascot is capris pants not shorts. Everybody knows that.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 04:03 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I’m so pumped for my first trip to Allan Fieldhouse! It’s been at the top of my bucket list for a long, long, time. The Jayhawks vs. my Gauchos to open the college basketball season Friday November 14th, I can’t wait! May I please ask you kind Midwest folk a few questions? We booked a room at The Oread Hotel long ago, is that place any good? It looks beautiful and somewhat historic on the website but is it structurally sound? Are there bathrooms in the basement when the tornado's hit? I’ll probably be liquored up most the time I’m in KS and I do have a small bladder. We’re only staying two days and want to take in as much of the culture as possible. Does The Waffle House take reservations more than 30 days out? Which Sonic is less crowded in Lawrence, the one on West 6th or North 3rd? Those two guys in those commercials really crack me up. When did they graduate from KU?

Our Gaucho contingency will probably stand out a little in Lawrence wearing UCSB gear. That’s cool, right? I mean, it’s just a non-conference basketball game. No hard feeling before or after, right? You go Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk, we go Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho. I’m sure glad Wiggins and that hurt guy are gone from your roster. I know you Jayhawks pretty much reload year after year but you’re going to face an experience, veteran team led by Alan Williams, Michael Bryson and Z Harmon. I’m hoping you go into the game as the top ranked college basketball team in the nation. The last time Kansas was top ranked and played a Big West school at home you lost to Long Beach State 64-49. I admit, a while back but that’s your Stat of the Day! Roy Williams coached that Kansas team. I bet you’re glad he left. What a fraud he turned out to be; I believe Rashad McCants 100% over what Roy says about all those A-'s he rec'd.

I’ll thank you all in advance for any tips or suggestions for our November trip. Does Paul Rudd or any other famous UK Alum ever come out to basketball games? That tubo Charlie Weis won’t be there, will he? I can’t look at him; the fat around and under his belt line is disgusting. What a poor example of health to your fine student body.

First round of drinks is gladly on me if we cross paths during our November stay.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho! Your pal,


Stinky
UC Santa Barbara?

Isn't that the state school for rich potheads who never had a prayer of getting admitted to Berkely or UCLA, like kids who can't form the plural of tornado?

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 04:38 PM

Pay that Cali dude no nevermind, most likely Jim West with a fake moniker. Just here to troll with his Sonic and Wafflehouse comments. Screw that clown, his Slugs/Gauchos(which is the gay version of cowboys in Argentina) will lose at AFH and lose big time. I will spot that suck 10 pts for a C note. He will be too cowardly to take that bet.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 06:24 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Pay that Cali dude no nevermind, most likely Jim West with a fake moniker. Just here to troll with his Sonic and Wafflehouse comments. Screw that clown, his Slugs/Gauchos(which is the gay version of cowboys in Argentina) will lose at AFH and lose big time. I will spot that suck 10 pts for a C note. He will be too cowardly to take that bet.
GMAFB!

Jim West tips a C note at lunch. At Waffle House.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 08:20 PM

Well I guess he won't mind losing a C note on that game then, nomesayin.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 08:47 PM

Thanks Namo, I think we'll at least stop in the Wheel. I'm not Jim, from W Kansas or a troll. I think the trolls are in San Diego for Comic Con this week. That's not my thing.

Will a C note get me the best table at Waffle House?
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 11:00 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
No their mascot is capris pants not shorts. Everybody knows that.


I have always been a little concerned about you, now it is confirmed...
Posted by: hwtan

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/25/14 11:37 PM

Remember to bring ear plugs or some kind of ear protection gear when you are in Alan Field House watching the game. The house will be about 90-100 dB for 2 to 3 hours, which is enough to cause permanent damage to hearing.

Other than that, hope you enjoy your stay in Lawrence.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/26/14 12:28 AM

Hey chiefstinkycrotch there are no frigging Waffle Houses in Lawrence. There are a few in KC however. Again the Nachos will lose.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/26/14 02:36 AM

Thanks HW. I expect great hospitality from you Midwest folk. UNLV had a poster that constantly reminded us of the noise at the Thomas and Mack Center the last three times We saw the gauchos play the rebels in Vegas. She was a sweet old gal. You'd be amazed how quiet it gets in certain arenas when the road team wins. UCSB has won three in a row in Vegas. What was the DB level when Long Beach state beat you at home? Probably low. I'm always gonna pack my earplugs but it's pretty amazing how Big Al Williams quiets a road crowd. I'm not calling my shot but it's too bad there are no sports books around to wager on the.game. I guess the Tornados scare the casinos away too...

Cheers.

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/26/14 08:43 AM

Well I know you are a troll,but I will humor you. Decibel levels will be the loudest you ever experienced in any sports venue. It was loud at KU only home loss last yr to San Diego State until the very end. And please get off the tornado thing.. Lawrence sits in a valley and has hardly no history of tornadoes. Also dumass the sports books are only allowed in western state casinos. Kansas City has several nice casinos and is only 25 miles east of Lawrence. So enjoy your visit and also enjoy the beat down your boys are going to get from our Jayhawks.
Posted by: faithful1

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/26/14 05:25 PM

Tornadoes in November? Bahahahaaaaaaaaaaa…………...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/26/14 07:38 PM

Yes there is no way a twister will hit in November either, but really has Lawrence ever have a serious tornado hit within the city limits. Also I double checked and the only state with sports books in the casinos is Nevada. That Gaucho troll should try checking his facts before posting.
Posted by: 58hawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/26/14 07:59 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I’m so pumped for my first trip to Allan Fieldhouse! It’s been at the top of my bucket list for a long, long, time. The Jayhawks vs. my Gauchos to open the college basketball season Friday November 14th, I can’t wait! May I please ask you kind Midwest folk a few questions? We booked a room at The Oread Hotel long ago, is that place any good? It looks beautiful and somewhat historic on the website but is it structurally sound? Are there bathrooms in the basement when the tornado's hit? I’ll probably be liquored up most the time I’m in KS and I do have a small bladder. We’re only staying two days and want to take in as much of the culture as possible. Does The Waffle House take reservations more than 30 days out? Which Sonic is less crowded in Lawrence, the one on West 6th or North 3rd? Those two guys in those commercials really crack me up. When did they graduate from KU?

Our Gaucho contingency will probably stand out a little in Lawrence wearing UCSB gear. That’s cool, right? I mean, it’s just a non-conference basketball game. No hard feeling before or after, right? You go Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk, we go Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho. I’m sure glad Wiggins and that hurt guy are gone from your roster. I know you Jayhawks pretty much reload year after year but you’re going to face an experience, veteran team led by Alan Williams, Michael Bryson and Z Harmon. I’m hoping you go into the game as the top ranked college basketball team in the nation. The last time Kansas was top ranked and played a Big West school at home you lost to Long Beach State 64-49. I admit, a while back but that’s your Stat of the Day! Roy Williams coached that Kansas team. I bet you’re glad he left. What a fraud he turned out to be; I believe Rashad McCants 100% over what Roy says about all those A-'s he rec'd.

I’ll thank you all in advance for any tips or suggestions for our November trip. Does Paul Rudd or any other famous UK Alum ever come out to basketball games? That tubo Charlie Weis won’t be there, will he? I can’t look at him; the fat around and under his belt line is disgusting. What a poor example of health to your fine student body.

First round of drinks is gladly on me if we cross paths during our November stay.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho! Your pal,


Stinky


Thank you for the post. I will forward it to Bill Self so he will run it up by 30/35 instead of the usual 20/25. But hey, at least you get to experience the atmosphere here.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/26/14 08:17 PM

Contingent group? More than one nacho coming? Did the Oread put you up top level? Where lightning usually is the killer? Probably
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/26/14 11:42 PM

That clown is most likely a Ksuck or Misery troll. No real Gaucho fan would start with that sad act with the game over 4 months away.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/27/14 05:16 PM

What's a Gaucho?

Is that something new at Taco Bell? Is sour cream extra?

What's a Cal Roly Poly? I mean, other than 31 points better than your gals.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/27/14 06:03 PM

Hi Portnoy!

Where's my money?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/27/14 08:05 PM

With your liver and curdled milk of course... Thought would haved figured that out by now.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/29/14 12:43 AM

Well played VOC.

I was practicing my lightning moves on Venice Beach this past Sunday for my trip to Lawrence in Nov. Kind of like Rocky chasing those chickens before facing Clubber Lang.

You'll be ripe for the upset. My Gaucho ML wager should at least be +700! Waffles on me!!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/29/14 08:25 AM

Again, no Waffle House in Lawrence. There is a IHOP,but I hate IHOP. You can pay me off at the Cracker Barrel in Olathe, only 20 miles east.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/29/14 04:20 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Well played VOC.

I was practicing my lightning moves on Venice Beach this past Sunday for my trip to Lawrence in Nov. Kind of like Rocky chasing those chickens before facing Clubber Lang.

You'll be ripe for the upset. My Gaucho ML wager should at least be +700! Waffles on me!!

Where's my money, Portnoy?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/29/14 05:25 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Waffles on me!!

Whatever you do, don't let him buy you liver!
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/30/14 07:03 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Again, no Waffle House in Lawrence. There is a IHOP,but I hate IHOP. You can pay me off at the Cracker Barrel in Olathe, only 20 miles east.



You want to tell the rest of the kusporties why you hate IHOP.


There has to be a good story there.

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/30/14 09:15 PM

Well now that you have my attention, no there is no good story. The food just sucked the last 3 times I ate there. And it was 3 different Ihops.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/31/14 04:13 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
You can pay me off at the Cracker Barrel in Olathe, only 20 miles east.
Collect my thousand bucks and I'll give you a 20% commission.
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Hey Guys!! - 07/31/14 04:19 PM

I could collect it if...never mind. That could involve a criminal investigation.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/01/14 11:49 AM

Chief is already here making friends, he is the Gaucho Ambassador.

Looking forward to my trip Allen Fieldhouse, thankfully one of your illustrious alums and season ticket holder has agreed to take me to the game and I won't be in the rafters.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/01/14 06:03 PM

Oh snap. Now there is two of them. Well you know what they say, gauchos of a feather stick together. Like an Argetenian version of Brokebutt Cowboy... Beer...sand....hemorrhoid medicine.. lol.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/01/14 07:48 PM

Thanks for your kind hospitality thus far. Mr. Phogy, I think the saying is birds of a feather stick together. You can thank me later.

I'm warning you good folks, we'll be a strong opponent for you; nobody like Alan Williams on Mashburn State or Emporia State. You can tell Mr. Self I said that. Keep looking ahead to Kentucky and those pesky tornado's.

I'm definitely gonna try that Wheel place before the game. I sure hope every KU student and fan stocks up on alcohol that weekend. You're going to get upset by UCSB in hoops Friday Night and then TCU Football will roll you Saturday night.

Do they serve Bloody Mary's at the Waffle House? Those are always good for the hangover.


Sand,Cerveza, Gauchos!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/01/14 08:40 PM

Pay astronaut his damn money. You will lose, but I will buy you a Bloody Mary for you to cry in after the Jayhawks beat your Nachos down at Louise's West. Again there are no Waffle Houses in Lawrence, thought you would have figured that out by now.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/02/14 12:33 PM

Chief, they are really trying to keep you out of their Waffle House, something important must be kept there?

I'm thinking it's where they keep their women... They fear the bronzed good looks of the California surfer and what it might mean if their women were to be suddenly exposed to it.

laugh
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/02/14 01:02 PM

No,just trying to let you fried one cell brain possessing jokers that there are no Waffle Houses in Lawrence. I suggest trying to pick up women somewhere at a drinking establishment on Mass St with those so called surfer dude looking bodies brah... Lol
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/02/14 01:18 PM

Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/02/14 02:15 PM

Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD


Wow, who new Coach Mangino took up surfing?
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/02/14 04:51 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD


Wow, who new Coach Mangino took up surfing?



grin grin

My son is at Miramar and loves hitting La Jolla and Pacific beaches.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/03/14 06:59 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger


Do they serve Bloody Mary's at the Waffle House?
Of course. Only a thousand a piece, Portnoy.

Say, will you be coming in on your private plane?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/03/14 07:04 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Chief, they are really trying to keep you out of their Waffle House, something important must be kept there?

I'm thinking it's where they keep their women... They fear the bronzed good looks of the California surfer and what it might mean if their women were to be suddenly exposed to it.

laugh
And know [sic] we now [sic, again] why UCSB exists. Not every Cal kid can get into Berkeley. Or UCLA. Or UC-Davis. Or welding school.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/03/14 07:05 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Pay astronaut his damn money. You will lose, but I will buy you a Bloody Mary for you to cry in after the Jayhawks beat your Nachos down at Louise's West. Again there are no Waffle Houses in Lawrence, thought you would have figured that out by now.
Let him make his own Bloody Mary.

Buy him a shot of vodka and punch him in the nose. smirk
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/03/14 07:13 PM

Sounds like a plan, but it won't be at a damn Lawrence Waffle House.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/06/14 12:29 PM

Rick Majerus loved visiting Santa Barbara before he died. He wasn't as good of a surfer as he was a head basketball coach.

You'd never find Charlie Weis doing that. He probably never leaves the Waffle House except for practices and losing football games.

Can't wait to try this wheel wagon place and I'll bring tons of cash because you good folks alerted me they don't take those snobby credit cards as payment.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/06/14 04:32 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Rick Majerus loved visiting Santa Barbara before he died. He wasn't as good of a surfer as he was a head basketball coach.

You'd never find Charlie Weis doing that. He probably never leaves the Waffle House except for practices and losing football games.

Can't wait to try this wheel wagon place and I'll bring tons of cash because you good folks alerted me they don't take those snobby credit cards as payment.
What happened to your Gulfstream, Portnoy? Why do you have to fly coach?

Team XXX MACV. Bring cash. I don't take checks.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/07/14 07:09 AM

. [/quote]What happened to your Gulfstream, Portnoy? Why do you have to fly coach?

Team XXX MACV. Bring cash. I don't take checks.[/quote]

I'm taking Southwest Airlines to KS, not some Gulfstream. I just try and keep my life simple, plus I fly them often and need to cash in on my free drink tickets before they expire. Laugh, but I'm not the guy lost in space.

How many days until your upcoming football season is over?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/07/14 09:18 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
.
What happened to your Gulfstream, Portnoy? Why do you have to fly coach?

Team XXX MACV. Bring cash. I don't take checks.[/quote]

I'm taking Southwest Airlines to KS, not some Gulfstream. I just try and keep my life simple, plus I fly them often and need to cash in on my free drink tickets before they expire. Laugh, but I'm not the guy lost in space.

How many days until your upcoming football season is over? [/quote]Team XXX MACV, Portnoy.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/12/14 07:08 PM

All you guys have been so warm, friendly, and hospitable to me I thought I'd return the favor. The free link below is a great article about one of the best big men in the entire country, Alan Williams. Guess where he goes to school? You betcha, THE University of California, Santa Barbara. Please don't tell Coach Bill Self about him, we want to keep it a surprise, wink, wink.

http://www.sbnation.com/college-basketba...a-santa-barbara

Everyone knows UCSB opens the Div. I schedule in Lawrence, KS. Most you Kansas folks don't know after the game they'll be renaming the joint Allan Williams Fieldhouse, of course assuming no tornado take the place down.

I can't wait for the big trip! I'm only going to stay in Kansas a couple days but I'm getting in extra good shape by running in the sand and body surfing. The water was 72 degrees this past weekend in So Cal. Does that Wagon Wheel place have a healthy menu? I'll bring exact change if it helps. I don't want to look like Charlie Weis or Mark Mangino. You guys get fresh produce for salads, right?

I promise to check in from time to time before the big game and share any news I get. I'm sure you guys will do the same.

Quick question, remember when Bubba Watson went to the Waffle House after winning the Masters? Do you guys know what he ordered? I bet it's good.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/13/14 08:32 AM

This chiefstinkysistabanginfinga dude is killing me. Cant wait to punch...errr meet him. I am actually thinking of purchasing a Waffle House franchise and put it in Lawrence just so his dumass can actually eat at one.

I lived in southern Cali for about a yr,..there is a lot of fat ugly locals on the beaches there also. And Bubba ate a big plate of "Whydonchashutyourgaydikmunchermouth"...BOOOOOMMMM.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/13/14 03:20 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

I can't wait for the big trip!
RayPec to Lawrence is only about an hour, Portnoy.

Of course, that's assuming your mom's Vega doesn't break down on the way. And she lets you have it for the day.

Team XXX MACV.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/13/14 03:42 PM

The guy from California seems very nice. Let's not tell him about Johnny's North ok.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/13/14 05:54 PM

Yea he is a national treasure I tellz ya what. Johnnys North..lol.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/13/14 07:19 PM

Hey Gusher,

What part of So Cal did you live? Most of the ugly ones in CA live inland. What breakfast place out here tastes closest to a Waffle House? IHOP? Denny's? Mimi's Cafe? I hope the House is better than the ones I've mentioned. I'm not going to order what Bubba ordered, that item is too hard to pronounce.

I think I'm going to bring my change jar to the wagon wheel. Those guys will love me paying with exact change and helping them stock coins for the cash register. Alway planning & thinking ahead.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/13/14 07:34 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
The guy from California seems very nice. Let's not tell him about Johnny's North ok.



I guess the cat's out of the bag KUCO_VOC:

http://www.johnnystavern.com/locations/lawrence/

We're gonna hit this joint up too and I'm splurging for some import beer with my exact change jar. Waitresses & Bartenders will love me this trip!

I might come off really nice and polite but I can mix in a curse word now and then, especially after a Gaucho victory.

I'm gonna miss Cajun Night and Trivia Night! Blasted! I can just imagine a good KS trivia night, OK Jayhawks, what was former football Coach Magino's bra size? How many notches are in Charlie Weis' belt?

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/13/14 07:34 PM

San Diego sucka. Plenty of ugly fat native Cali girls on both Mission and Ocean beach..even on Coronado. Close to the Waffle House in taste...nope..nada. They do have a place on Iowa St. called the First Watch..its a franchise chain but its pretty decent.

Btw its called the Wheel not the Wagon Wheel. You ask for a Wang Burger when you go there, I have a feeling that would be right up your back alley minus the burger of course..nomesayin.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/13/14 07:39 PM


I might come off really nice and polite but I can mix in a curse word now and then, especially after a Gaucho victory.

!

Guess you will be finding no reason to curse then so your politeness can remain intact. How sweet of you.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/13/14 07:49 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
San Diego sucka. Plenty of ugly fat native Cali girls on both Mission and Ocean beach..even on Coronado. Close to the Waffle House in taste...nope..nada. They do have a place on Iowa St. called the First Watch..its a franchise chain but its pretty decent.

Btw its called the Wheel not the Wagon Wheel. You ask for a Wang Burger when you go there, I have a feeling that would be right up your back alley minus the burger of course..nomesayin.


I don't mean to go Dr. Phil on you Gusher but did you not like San Diego or are you still pissed San Diego State beat you at home and snapped that 68 game winning steak earlier this year? A lot of the fatties are tourists. Just the other day I was down at the beach and I saw this gal with a shirt that says "My father Charlie Weis went to So Cal and all he brought me home were Fatburger wrappers".

Thanks for the tip on the Wheel, I'll ditch the wagon part but I'll want the burger in my Wang Burger. Who eats just a bun with lettuce, tomatos, pickles, and condiments? That's silly.

When UCSB beats you it won't snap nearly as long of a non conference winning streak at home as the Aztecs did. Will you like us better? Long Beach State held you to 49 points when they beat you at home a few years back. Like us more than crummy Long Beach? Maybe Coach Self will schedule a return game to Santa Barbara around the Wooden or Maui Classic. Lots of Kansas alums out here but they're a little chubby...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/13/14 10:03 PM

No the Shamus on the beach I was referring to in San Diego were native Cali girls. I actually loved San Diego. Ad far as the game is concerned I will bet you any amount of money on it that KU wins. I will buy you breakfast at First Watch or IHOP the following morning so you won't starve while carrying your losing ass back to southern California. What can I say I a nice guy also.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/13/14 10:39 PM

Hmmmm, a pick'em wager Gauchos @ Jayhawks. I think if I wager the game with my "Gaming Advisor" (Bookie is so 2005) and I take UCSB straight up (ML/Money Line) over Kansas, I'll get UCSB +700. What that means is if I wager One Waffle House breakfast on UCSB over Kansas, the house will pay me at least 7 Waffle House meals if UCSB wins. Not too shabby, right? I'm not dodging your bet Gusher but I don't think its the prudent wager right now. I do have an Economics degree so I'm pretty good with money. I do have my faults like my jar of change. On the surface not a wise investment but the liquidity will come in handy in November when I'm in Lawrence, KS where those tricky credit card machines are few and far between. Hey, I don't mind going old school once in a while.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/14/14 12:28 AM

Ok sporto, talking crap on how the Nachos are going to take my team down but you won't make a straight up bet. Heck Of am feeling generous and will give you the spread for 20 or 50. So are you feeling lucky punk... Are you? Lol
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/14/14 12:29 AM

Ok sporto, talking crap on how the Nachos are going to take my team down but you won't make a straight up bet. Heck Of am feeling generous and will give you the spread for 20 or 50. So are you feeling lucky punk... Are you? Lol
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/14/14 12:30 AM

That's,so nice I posted it twice.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/14/14 10:08 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Hmmmm, a pick'em wager Gauchos @ Jayhawks. I think if I wager the game with my "Gaming Advisor" (Bookie is so 2005) and I take UCSB straight up (ML/Money Line) over Kansas, I'll get UCSB +700. What that means is if I wager One Waffle House breakfast on UCSB over Kansas, the house will pay me at least 7 Waffle House meals if UCSB wins. Not too shabby, right? I'm not dodging your bet Gusher but I don't think its the prudent wager right now. I do have an Economics degree so I'm pretty good with money. I do have my faults like my jar of change. On the surface not a wise investment but the liquidity will come in handy in November when I'm in Lawrence, KS where those tricky credit card machines are few and far between. Hey, I don't mind going old school once in a while.





Make sure you get the microwaved cheese whiz on those nachos at the WW place. Better than the microwaved pizza-it can be overdone.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/14/14 12:40 PM

Gusher,

Very kind of you Gusher, I'll be up for a small wager when the number comes out Thursday Night. We'll confirm here before tip, OK? I'll need to get your PO Box in case I lose. I imagine the tornados keep any of you good folk from having outside mail boxes, right? Probably very dangerous those things twirling in the air at 120 mph + with a sharp post at the bottom. Have you heard of Paypal? I don't want to confuse you so we'll chat later.

Don't be too ashamed of your double post, lost of people with stuttering problems turn out successful. Bill Walton, Ron Harper to name a couple. I'm no Speech Pathologist but I'd just recommend slowing down a little.

Microwave cheese whiz or pizza doesn't sound very yummy Gusher. If the food sucks at the Wheel, I'm paying in unrolled pennies. I can be a meanie at times too...
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/14/14 01:36 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Gusher,

Don't be too ashamed of your double post, lost of people with stuttering problems turn out successful. Bill Walton, Ron Harper to name a couple. I'm no Speech Pathologist but I'd just recommend slowing down a little.

Microwave cheese whiz on your nachos or pizza doesn't sound very yummy Gusher. If the food sucks at the Wheel, I'm paying in unrolled pennies. I can be a meanie at times too...


I know gusher has stuttering issues, but you have some reading comprehension issues. Don't worry, the folks runnin the Wheel make the food special for outsiders. Are you landing at Lawrence airport or maybe some regional (Oskaloosa) airport for the game? You seem fixated on food, especially breakfast. Hit the truck stop at Teepee Junction. Don't confuse it with Petticoat Junction in Iowa.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/14/14 05:19 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
The guy from California seems very nice. Let's not tell him about Johnny's North ok.
I can just imagine a good KS trivia night, OK Jayhawks, what was former football Coach Magino's bra size? How many notches are in Charlie Weis' belt?

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Stinky


Try these, War Hero!

1. What's a TA50?

2. What's a light bird?

3. What's DEROS?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/14/14 07:04 PM

Mama sez..mama sez...mama sez oh shoot ,the Gachos is da devil. Hey me and Self has uh uh uh ...uh...uh...a common malady.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/14/14 08:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
The guy from California seems very nice. Let's not tell him about Johnny's North ok.
I can just imagine a good KS trivia night, OK Jayhawks, what was former football Coach Magino's bra size? How many notches are in Charlie Weis' belt?

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Stinky


Try these, War Hero!

1. What's a TA50?

2. What's a light bird?

3. What's DEROS?



Fiddle sticks, I went 0-3! I guess I'm not very good at KS trivia. Do chicks show up for these events? Isn't that the point? Get girls out mid week, get them a little liquored up, and go for the close before 2300 hours. Not sure any girls would come out for these questions but I'm sure a bar filled with a bunch of short haired, polite, army gear wearing ROTC folk is fun (Heavy sarcasm, wink, wink).

Our trip to KS is about basketball and making great memories. We've beaten UNLV in Vegas three straight times and I cherish all those memories. I bet UCSB last year at +1100 so my trip was free. A few years earlier we beat UNLV and the money line paid +1400. That was the night the Cosmopolitan Hotel had their grand opening. I don't know why I even got a room. I played thru the whole night and took the 7:00AM flight to Oakland for a work meeting. Closed that deal red eyes and all. I've had a few disappointing trips like our trips to UNC where we didn't play well. We got crushed both games but I had a blast both nights in Chapel Hill. I guess my point is I'm going to see your famous venue, my team, and hopefully an upset for the ages. If we fall short our crew is still going to have a blast before and after. Take in some Lawrence, KS but likely miss Santa Barbara, CA.

You all seem very nice. Get coach Self to come out West and play us in Santa Barbara. LA is about 90 minutes away; a great place to recruit even without a single Waffle House.

We have a long way to go before Nov. 14th but you're our first game so that's why I keep showing up here. Only about 91 more days of me.

Your Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/14/14 08:22 PM

The Village People will come out of obscurity and make a new video/song concerning your team..."I'm a Gaucho Gaucho man, I just want to do a Gaucho man"....lol. Any amount of money sucka. no boolsheat straight line Vegas crap. The spread and nothing else. Can you handle it.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/15/14 11:31 AM

I can handle wager Gusher.

Since you're such a Village People fan I bet you heard Weird Al Yankovic's YMCA parity song, right?

Young Phog, there's no need to feel down
I said young Phog, pick yourself off the ground
I said young Phog, 'there's a new team in town
Aways Trivia & Cajun Night to make us happy

Young Phog, there's a place you can go
I said young Phog, when there's no tornado
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
At Waffle House you'll have such a good time

It sucks to lose at home to U-C-S-B,
it sucks to lose to U-C-S-B,
They have everything there is to enjoy
so sulk and drink with Stinky & his boys

It sucks to lose at home to U-C-S-B
It sucks to lose to U-C-S-B
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/15/14 01:15 PM

As I tell all flaming fans of flash in the pan teams. Even if your team plays the best game of the year like San Diego St did last yr and eek out a 3 pt win at the Phog. That will be Self's 10th loss in his 12th season at AFH.

What is the Nachos home record in the last 11 seasons. Far more than 9 losses I almost sure of and I wont even bother to look it up. Jayhawk basketball is eternal with tradition and greatness and has/will endure the trials of time. But you little fellas just can keep trying I guess.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/15/14 01:25 PM

Lol...looked up the Nachos past several yr records. They ended up last season's campaign with 10 losses just like the Jayhawks who had a far superior schedule. The year before the Nachos lost 20 games against a weak schedule, hell that's more than Self has lost in the last 4 seasons combined.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/15/14 03:10 PM

Phog, you could probably stump the Schwab. Great research. How many teams has the university of Kansas basketball team beat at home in the 2014/2015 season? What is their OOC record? My point is we all start 0-0, even your football team. Nobody is given wins based on past season success but they are given preseason rankings on that. I think you'll find UCSB a very talented, well coached team. I think your team is young and will play its best basketball after February. My point is, we are playing the perfect team at the perfect setting at the perfect time. Nobody expects us to win. Those are the easiest conditions to play under. Phog, I hope you guys go 35-1. I know that big euro you got is supposed to be good of course you were supposed to beat Stanford in the second round and we all know how that ended.

I'm looking forward to my trip and checking out Alan Williams Fieldhouse. If we cross paths im sure there will be enough change in my jar to buy you a domestic draft and maybe even some of that cheese whiz stuff. It's way more fun playing the role of Goliath than David.

Your pal,

Stinky
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/15/14 04:56 PM

Stink. It's the williAm al white field house. Make sure you go thru the hall of fame room showing Wilt, etc. it will build your confidence. Be sure to catch the pregame video. Some teams stay in the locker room to avoid it. Oh ya. Unlocked as usher says.

Please remind us of the rankings also preseason...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/15/14 05:48 PM

Hey stinky you are right..we do all start 0-0, sad thing is your Nachos will be 0-1 after leaving Lawrence which is ok and has happened to almost everyone. If you knew a flip about college ball you should realized KU's talented but very young team was prime to lose an at home game. They beat Duke rather badly in the Champions(see that word Champions) Classic which is a tourney UCSB will never/ever sniff outside of viewing it on tv. They had tough losses to Nova and Florida on neutral and away courts.

San Diego St. was legit (much more talented than your squad) and it took everything they had to eek out a 3 pt win against the Jayhawks who played one of their worse games of the year.

With a more experienced Selden,Mason,Ellis,Greene, etc..etc KU will be a better team and have a better season than last yrs club, we would have been Final 4 contenders if Embiid could have played. Again your Nachos will lose and you better bring that cash...I always have Vinny and Rocko waiting in the shadows of AFH to collect from the dead beats...capiche.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/18/14 03:26 PM

Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me? If we wager & I lose I'll pay up.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/18/14 03:35 PM

Rocko and Vinny dont make threats...they make promises. No worries...I am sure you will make a chump change wager(under 5 bills) anyway and pay up. Heck that wont even keep Vinny and Rocko in beer money. Now you have a nice SoCo day.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/19/14 04:32 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Gusher,

Very kind of you Gusher, I'll be up for a small wager when the number comes out Thursday Night.
Like you pay your bets, Portnoy.

Team XXX MACV
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/19/14 07:38 PM

I will collect for you my brother...even though I am still convinced this is a troll/sock.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/20/14 06:44 PM

What no comments from the cheap Nacho gallery...as opposed to the peanut gallery..lol.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 08:43 AM

Cmon Nacho Nacho man...we are missing your 3 month preemptive smack speak...do better.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 01:33 PM

You guys sure have a lot of free time on this board. Do you pay some kids to board up your windows from the tornado's or do you just let those things just "play thru"?

I came on this board a little early because you are our first real basketball game and I'm very excited. I keep throwing my spare change in the jar and giving my credit and debit cards a little rest preparing for my Lawrence, KS. I'll probably just leave my wallet at home. I'll bring my ID, my change jar, and a little sachet of gold to KS. Maybe a card board box and a sharpie. I'll need a place to sleep when that hotel gets piled to the ground by 150+ mph winds and maybe make a sign in the morning pimping for a horse and buggy to get me back to the airport.

I got a plan. Oh yeah, get my money from Phog or one of his brothers...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 01:37 PM

Hey Phog,

How many Village People posters do you have? Which guy is your favorite?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 02:00 PM

I am retired Navy/Lockheed Martin Ocean Systems. Learn some respect pup and your Midwest insult act is getting tiresome.. Surely even someone with west coast surfer dude burned out brain cells can come up with a better routine or maybe not.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 04:55 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
tornado's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdqbi66oNuI

Maybe I was wrong. Maybe you're not Portnoy. Maybe you really are a worthless tit who had to go to UCSB because he couldn't get into Berkeley or UCLA.

Party on Garth!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 05:37 PM

Party on Wayne!..I don't know if this dude is a legit southern Cali clown, but his tornado/Waffle House routine is getting old. Actually a lot of fools I met living on both the left and right coast thinks Kansas is a Wizard of Oz..tornado infested wasteland.

Maybe the aforementioned should stfu and come check out Lawrence and the OP for themselves...might find out those places are pretty darn great. Ignorance is bliss I guess....and that stinky idiot has ignorance by the truck load.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 06:09 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
I am retired Navy/Lockheed Martin Ocean Systems. Learn some respect pup and your Midwest insult act is getting tiresome.. Surely even someone with west coast surfer dude burned out brain cells can come up with a better routine or maybe not.


Much respect Phogger but I knew your favorite Village People guy was that skinny black guy in the various soldier outfits. Is he why you joined the Navy? Was that your favorite song, In the Navy? Do you still tear up when you hear that song? I hope nobody on your ship made fun of your Village People posters.

Better routine? Use my best stuff in August for a November game? No way Phogger, I'm saving my home of Pizza Hut smack for at least late September. Probably drop my home of the Graham cracker in early October. I'll probably close mixing up all you flat states. Do they play the Little League World Series in Lawrence? You gotta pace yourself Phogger.

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 06:24 PM

You are right Astronaut this bonehead is definetly Portnoy. Sad thing is if not this scrotum gobbler wouldn't know what you are referring to with his liver and curdled milk in the back ground.

Funny how he knew who the name of the black dude in the Village People. I didn't have a clue. The mere fact he knows where the home of Pizza Hut is proves he is a most likely a Misery troll. Quite sad, boring, and unoriginal.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 06:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
tornado's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdqbi66oNuI

Maybe I was wrong. Maybe you're not Portnoy. Maybe you really are a worthless tit who had to go to UCSB because he couldn't get into Berkeley or UCLA.

Party on Garth!


I have no tits Astro; I have the rack of Gwen Paltrow. I had an ocean view all four years at UCSB. We study hard & party hard, I'll take our #37 ranking over those top 20 schools in Berkeley & Westwood any day.

It's going to be hard breaking the Top 100 Academic rankings when half your school takes field trips chasing tornados.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 07:48 PM

Jeebus, what is it with this sac sucker and tornadoes. The chump cannot make a post without referencing a tornado. Almost wish one would show up in November and erase this fool off the face of the earth. Not likely though this is my 2nd summer back after 30 years on the east coast and no tornadoes statewide yet.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 08:05 PM

I am done with Stinky until November. He better bring that satchel of gold to pay me off or Rocko will be breaking his legs. That will make it hard to surf.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/21/14 08:10 PM

Lol I just noticed he edited his post with the name of the black guy in the Village People.. This explains a lot about his lack of character.. See ya in November stinky.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/22/14 08:34 AM

He ought to petition to change the Niners to the Sixers. Total number of preseason points in two games. Ha
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/22/14 09:03 AM

Yes, I was worrying about the game the Chiefs have to play out there. Not so much now. Cant wait until the Jayhawks pound the Gauchos.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/22/14 11:33 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
You are right Astronaut this bonehead is definetly Portnoy. Sad thing is if not this scrotum gobbler wouldn't know what you are referring to with his liver and curdled milk in the back ground.

Funny how he knew who the name of the black dude in the Village People. I didn't have a clue. The mere fact he knows where the home of Pizza Hut is proves he is a most likely a Misery troll. Quite sad, boring, and unoriginal.


Unoriginal? It's hard to top the Village People Fan Club president around here even when he poses as a real Navy officer. I used to feel sorry for the people of Kansas after what that loser Timothy McVeigh did to your Federal Building. I admit, I'm a little worried about my safety in November. What if the next tornado takes out that snack shack where the BTK Killer is housed? The crazy knows Kansas like the back of his machete. I know graham crackers were invented in KS. You know that your supposed to eat them and not build with them, right?

You guys have been great giving all your support and wisdom. I'm sure you'll bust into the top 100 school rankings right around when the BTK Killer gets released from prison.

UCSB will be ready for you. Past success doesn't go up on the scoreboard. Start thinking of a good excuse why the Gauchos went into Alan Williams Field House and left with the win. Looking ahead makes the coach look bad, you should probably just run with we lost to the better team.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/22/14 12:31 PM

lol..cant fake that level of stupid. Just remember any amount of a wager you want to make stinky. And if you don't pay up you will not return to Cali.

Rocko already mentioned he is going to make a special project of you and go all medieval on your ass. Pulp Fiction was filmed and based in SoCali and I am sure you have had relations with hillbilly Zeb types. Better pay up or you will be sorry.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/22/14 03:04 PM

Timmy blew the Fed bldg. in Oklahoma. Perhaps you are thinking of the killers from In Cold Blood. They are waiting for youuuuuuuuuu
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/22/14 03:12 PM

Stop threatening me Phoggy, four hicks with KFC plastic spork's don't scare me.

Everything I learned about Kansas was in the Wizard of Oz, except for that BTK Killer who was all over the news and that Timothy McVeigh loser... and the College World Series. Dorothy raced home from a tornado and scarecrow needed a brain. That explains my fear of tornado's in Lawrence and why the University of Kansas can't break the top 100 academic rankings year after year. They have no brain which also explains why I need to pay cash everywhere I go and I'll be Big Man On Campus (Minus Football Coach) if I always pay in exact change.

Less than three months away Jayhawks. I wonder who will score more opening weekend, UCSB Basketball Friday Night or TCU Football Saturday Night.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/22/14 04:17 PM

Can't believe some of you still don't think the Chief is real.

Of course he hasn't even dropped any wheat smack on you yet!

Rok the hawk or whatever you say.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/22/14 04:56 PM

Nice Rocko gets a 2 for 1 special if this Gaucho sucka comes along.. It's guarantee that the rest of the country heard "Rock Chalk Jayhawk " a million times before. sand..cerveza.. stoner.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/22/14 07:59 PM

Hey Phogger, don't shoot the message man but most of the country has no idea where Kansas even is. They know it's one of those square states above Texas and East of Cailifornia. If you didn't have weekly tornados, serial killers that bait authorities long after the murders with a licked stamp only to get popped and a blown up federal building we wouldn't know you even exist.

I always thought Rock, Chalk, Jayhawk was a marketing theme to encourage Kansas tourism. Throw rocks, draw with your chalk, that's it. Be a Jayhawk.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/22/14 08:16 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
Timmy blew the Fed bldg. in Oklahoma. Perhaps you are thinking of the killers from In Cold Blood. They are waiting for youuuuuuuuuu


It was Oklahoma where Tim did his damage? Sorry about that. We all get those flat states all confused. You guy host the College World Series, right? Is Sturgis in Kansas?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/22/14 10:34 PM

Dude,you're an idiot. Not going to pay any more attention to you. Now if you're not a coward like I believe you really are wit your weak smack talk. Let me know if you're serious about wanting to lose any money to me on that game sometime in late October. Until then flame on,which most of the guys of your persuasion tend to do..and again its you visit and your little buddies that are dragging your light butts out to KU for this game. I would never et waste my time coming out there if the game was there. Once you been to college basketball heaven on earth at AFH all else pales in comparison.. Later chump change.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 10:00 AM

I'm sorry you won't make it out to Santa Barbara down the road Phoggy, if you change your mind we have a spare room you can stay. We get a good 70 mph Santa Ana wind once in a while but nothing compared to what you get. I'm sure after a while you'll get used to our cool ocean breeze.

You won't need to lug around a jar of change, everyone takes debit or credit cards. You can surf, ski, and even hike above the courthouse steps.

It's a standing offer Phoggy but you can't bring Rocco or any of his mean friends. If you do come out and the neighbors ask you to turn down your boom box cracking village people over and over, please turn it down and don't shoot.

Your pal,

Stinky

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 10:04 AM

Wow..stones get up early on the left coast. Might take ya up on that offer stinky..lol
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 10:13 AM

Less hangover with no moonshine Phogger. You can also bring as many empty milk containers as you want and fill them up with ocean water. You cant drink it but it might help your corn crops.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 10:26 AM

It's wheat.. Try to get it right.. Thing is I probably lived more years by the beach than you have been alive. 82-2006 in San Diego, Pensacola, Charleston, SC, St. Mary Ga,and Virginia Beach.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 11:32 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
It's wheat.. Try to get it right.. Thing is I probably lived more years by the beach than you have been alive. 82-2006 in San Diego, Pensacola, Charleston, SC, St. Mary Ga,and Virginia Beach.


You're always trying to top me Phogger but I got you on this one. 1972- present. Huntington Beach, Santa Barbara, and Hermosa Beach.

I can't wait to check out the UK campus. I want to see if you have as many plow accidents getting to school as we have bike and skateboard accidents. I don't have any wheat smack. I love a good wheat beer and know it comes from somewhere. We do make good red wine from the valleys near UCSB. Drinking wine out of the box is becoming more hip too.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 01:14 PM

You are at least 42???? And you don't know anything more about Kansas than the erroneous comments you have made about the state. I am starting to feel sorry for you.

Your plow,tornado, federal building mistake remarks are bad enough but I can laugh those off. Walk around the beautiful KU campus and call it UK then I cant be responsible for what might happen to you. Rocco wont need to do anything.

Drove by the Pi Delta Phi sorority yesterday when the bus load of new freshman girls showed up for their initiation...85% blonde and beautiful, the frat boys next door where grinning ear to ear.

I want to see the expression on your face stinky when you arrive at KU's campus and see how really beautiful it is...not typical Kansas flatland I will tell you that.
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 01:29 PM

You might be surprised at the quality of wine being produced from grapes grown in Kansas these days. We have several award winning local wineries.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 01:33 PM

That stinky sucka has nothing to say good about Kansas and could care less. I just cant wait for that 25 pt beatdown the Jayhawks are going to put on his Gauchos. Maybe that will shut him up but most likely it wont.
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 01:48 PM

Cliff Alexander dunk in Gaucho face ought to be sufficient.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 02:33 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
tornado's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdqbi66oNuI

Maybe I was wrong. Maybe you're not Portnoy. Maybe you really are a worthless tit who had to go to UCSB because he couldn't get into Berkeley or UCLA.

Party on Garth!


I have no tits Astro; I have the rack of Gwen Paltrow. I had an ocean view all four years at UCSB. We study hard & party hard, I'll take our #37 ranking over those top 20 schools in Berkeley & Westwood any day.

It's going to be hard breaking the Top 100 Academic rankings when half your school takes field trips chasing tornados.
I can form simple plurals. Can you?

Never mind. "Tornadoes", DQ.

Is Daddy still embarrassed that you couldn't get into a real Cal university? Do you still seek his affirmation? Or are you still bitter that he divorced Mommy for the trophy wife?

I hope you'll stick around. I enjoy abusing a loudmouthed, trash-talking little boys.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 02:39 PM

The deal is my brother that ole Stinky insults himself with each ignorant comment he makes about Kansas. I been to Cali several times and can make accurate comments about that place. Stinkerino knows nothing about Kansas or KU to make an accurate remark.

Hell there hasn't been a decent twister statewide since my return almost 19 months ago I am a bit disappointed in that myself...Damn 19 months, its about time to move on outta here. I will stay one more bball season though, got a feeling this upcoming one might be special. At least I hope so.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 02:39 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
[quote=PHOGUSHER] I used to feel sorry for the people of Kansas after what that loser Timothy McVeigh did to your Federal Building.
Wow.

How many and whose did Daddy's trophy wife have to suck to get you into a Cal system college?

I know Portnoy still lurks. I apologize, LiverLoverBoy.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 02:42 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Rok the hawk or whatever you say.



What do the Gauchos say? "Pass the bong and your sister. Don't Bogart dude."?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 02:44 PM

What are you doing to do for Thanksgiving and Christmas when Trophy Wife New Mommy makes Daddy kick you out of the house?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 04:42 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER


Your plow,tornado, federal building mistake remarks are bad enough but I can laugh those off. Walk around the beautiful KU campus and call it UK then I cant be responsible for what might happen to you. Rocco wont need to do anything.

Drove by the Pi Delta Phi sorority yesterday when the bus load of new freshman girls showed up for their initiation...85% blonde and beautiful, the frat boys next door where grinning ear to ear.

I want to see the expression on your face stinky when you arrive at KU's campus and see how really beautiful it is...not typical Kansas flatland I will tell you that.


When you and all your video devices get off the floor of the bathroom stall of the Pi Delta sorority I want to apologize to you Phogger. I didn't mean to call you UK. I get them confused, UK, KU, not really a big difference you ask me. I wasn't trying to insult you especially on your favorite day of the year, 17 yr. old minor move in day. You should be careful Phogger, I'm sure it wouldn't please your Probation Officer that you were peeping around those little girls. Be careful my friend.

P.S. My wife says she is a little freaked out by you and she's not sure she wants you in our spare room. I told her we'll just give you a bag of candy, some disposable cameras & an unmarked van and you'll be more than happy.

Good luck against SE Missouri State in your football opener September 6th.

Your Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 06:20 PM

Hell you actually think people believe someone or something would marry your lite arse..lol. ..I drove by that sorority and kept going, my statement was to inform you that there are plenty of cute blondes in Kansas.

The most hilarious thing of it all your troll butt wont even really show up here in Kansas for that game. Even if you booked a flight you would probably end up in Oklahoma or Arkansas since your geography skills suck bigtime. No worries stoner, besides Astronaut is taking care of my light work now...fire up another one waste case.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 07:06 PM

Hey Phogger,

Barring a tornado or other act of god we are arriving in Kansas City, MO Friday Nov. 14th at 1:50PM on Southwest Flight #428. We leave Sunday on Southwest Flight #892 back to LAX. No need to greet us at the airport with your bathroom pictures from the Pi Delta house, I'd keep those locked up somewhere safe bud. I feel pretty confident the pilot will land at the right airport. You can probably see it 700 miles away unless a dust storm hits, right?

I'm looking forward to our trip. I can't imagine us getting lost. Will we need to gas up or will the wind just blow us to Lawrence, KS in our rental car?

Phogger, it's gonna be a blast. Astro is taking care of your light work? Dude, I can spare a match for your cross burning. It's the least I could do for my new friend.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 07:46 PM

Now we are cross burners.. lol. Southwest Flight 428 at 1:30 pm. Ok Rocco and Vinny will meet you with the welcome wagon.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 08:02 PM

http://www.kshs.org/kansapedia/ku-klux-klan-in-kansas/15612

I'm just trying to learn more about Kansas before our trip. I found this link which honestly caught me by surprise. Hey, I'm sure we're no angels in CA.

Peace to all.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 08:32 PM

I am sure all states have chapters of the Kkk. Really don't understand why Kansas would we are mostly middle class white bread up in this mug...lol
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 08:51 PM

Now I understand stinky's confusion with geography. The University of California Santa Barbara is not even in Santa Barbara, it's in Isla Vista,California.. lol well that swamp on their campus looks nice.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 09:13 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Now I understand stinky's confusion with geography. The University of California Santa Barbara is not even in Santa Barbara, it's in Isla Vista,California.. lol well that swamp on their campus looks nice.


Actually we're in Goleta, adjacent to Santa Barbara and Isla Vista. Thankfully no Klan in any of the three cities.

It's Gods Country Phogger. Come visit us sometime without the crosses. BTW, that's a lagoon and not a swamp silly. The Pacific Ocean is our neighbor to the West.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 09:24 PM

Ok I will travel down Clarence Ward Memorial Blvd and visit your fine campus. Very nice of you to name your main road onto your campus after two Leave it to Beaver characters. Who is Dean of the college.. Chip Douglas a.k.a the Cable Guy.. lol
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 09:55 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Ok I will travel down Clarence Ward Memorial Blvd and visit your fine campus. Very nice of you to name your main road onto your campus after two Leave it to Beaver characters. Who is Dean of the college.. Chip Douglas a.k.a the Cable Guy.. lol


Phogger, I told you everyone bikes around school and Isla Vista. I've never even heard of that Clarence road. Maybe it's new?? The main road around UCSB is Del Playa. That's where all the fun stuff goes on. Pardal will take you right by a few drinking establishments before you go thru campus but not on a tractor, a bike. It will take you right past The Thunderdome as well. Once the greatest college basketball venue on the West Coast. Once.

I'm a little too young for Leave it to Beaver but I did watch Happy Days. Remember that show Phogger? Don't bring your ironing board to Santa Barbara, you can't really surf on those things like Fonzi and Potsy did. I have a long board you can borrow but you gotta promise you won't burn it and please stay away from our sorority girls; you're too old for them Blue. Deal?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/23/14 10:28 PM

It is the main road you enter your campus on...jeebus. Not quite as old as Blue. Need to tell you the story of KU legend White Owl,he is an old dude that got a few coeds.. Maybe I can get some on your campus cause California girls are easy, hey what is you mom doing.. Lol
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 09:42 AM

Big shaker out in Napa...maybe it can move south and west and take that college out located off Leave it to Beaver Blvd..California falling into the sea is just a matter of time.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 10:25 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Big shaker out in Napa...maybe it can move south and west and take that college out located off Leave it to Beaver Blvd..California falling into the sea is just a matter of time.
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Big shaker out in Napa...maybe it can move south and west and take that college out located off Leave it to Beaver Blvd..California falling into the sea is just a matter of time.


Thanks for your thoughts and prayers Phogger. A 6.0 is nothing. Earthquakes don't really move direction; they go along faults my friend. No Cal will be fine; probably a few good bottles of wine ruined. We're going to stay attached to the continental US a little longer.

Good luck with the ladies if you make it out to CA Blue. Girls out here like guys who drive Land Rovers, not land rakers or land diggers.

Peace to all.

Your pal,

Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 10:52 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
[quote=PHOGUSHER]land diggers.



Daddy likes gold diggers.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 11:04 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Big shaker out in Napa...maybe it can move south and west and take that college out located off Leave it to Beaver Blvd..California falling into the sea is just a matter of time.
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Big shaker out in Napa...maybe it can move south and west and take that college out located off Leave it to Beaver Blvd..California falling into the sea is just a matter of time.


Thanks for your thoughts and prayers Phogger. A 6.0 is nothing. Earthquakes don't really move direction; they go along faults my friend. No Cal will be fine; probably a few good bottles of wine ruined. We're going to stay attached to the continental US a little longer.

Good luck with the ladies if you make it out to CA Blue. Girls out here like guys who drive Land Rovers, not land rakers or land diggers.

Peace to all.

Your pal,

Stinky




I really didn't believe that earthquakes moved around until I saw the movie Tremors about your area. They would move around so I do believe now. Do you have a nice truck too like those in the movie?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 12:01 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Big shaker out in Napa...maybe it can move south and west and take that college out located off Leave it to Beaver Blvd..California falling into the sea is just a matter of time.
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Big shaker out in Napa...maybe it can move south and west and take that college out located off Leave it to Beaver Blvd..California falling into the sea is just a matter of time.


Thanks for your thoughts and prayers Phogger. A 6.0 is nothing. Earthquakes don't really move direction; they go along faults my friend. No Cal will be fine; probably a few good bottles of wine ruined. We're going to stay attached to the continental US a little longer.

Good luck with the ladies if you make it out to CA Blue. Girls out here like guys who drive Land Rovers, not land rakers or land diggers.

Peace to all.

Your pal,

Stinky




I really didn't believe that earthquakes moved around until I saw the movie Tremors about your area. They would move around so I do believe now. Do you have a nice truck too like those in the movie?


Don't believe everything you see in Movies Voc. I live about 1/2 a mile from the beach; I don't need a truck. We have a BMW X5, a good family car.

How many confederate flags do you have on your tractor VOC?

I do plan to stop by the UK bookstore when I'm in Lawrence. Even though you guys aren't a top 100 school I hope ignorance isn't present. Seriously.

Peace to all.

Your pal,

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 12:56 PM

Lol...KUCO...stinky the knuckle muncher doesn't know that Kansas is the "Free State"..Sad a guy from a top 50 academic college doesn't know more about U.S. history than he does, but maybe they base that academic rating on a stoner's curve so to say.

Also since the rather generic looking UCSB campus is actually in Goleta...shouldn't they really be called the Goleta Gachos...now that has a nice ring to it and makes sense.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 01:12 PM

And stinky doesn't think a 6.0 earthquake amounts to anything. Why don't he go ask the about 100 or so people that had to go to the hospital from injuries from that quake if it was nothing.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 01:54 PM

Any lifelong Californian will tell you 6.0 will shake you but nothing to get to excited about.

Chief has you stirred up, everyone I have ever met from Kansas are some of the nicest people ever. They are rolling out the red carpet for me. I'm making a business trip out of it flying into Omaha then down to KC and Olathe. A nice contingent of Gauchos will be there and will enjoy the hospitality.

The beauty and academic standards of UCSB may not be the best target of your smack.



Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 01:58 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Lol...KUCO...stinky the knuckle muncher doesn't know that Kansas is the "Free State"..Sad a guy from a top 50 academic college doesn't know more about U.S. history than he does, but maybe they base that academic rating on a stoner's curve so to say.

Also since the rather generic looking UCSB campus is actually in Goleta...shouldn't they really be called the Goleta Gachos...now that has a nice ring to it and makes sense.
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Lol...KUCO...stinky the knuckle muncher doesn't know that Kansas is the "Free State"..Sad a guy from a top 50 academic college doesn't know more about U.S. history than he does, but maybe they base that academic rating on a stoner's curve so to say.

Also since the rather generic looking UCSB campus is actually in Goleta...shouldn't they really be called the Goleta Gachos...now that has a nice ring to it and makes sense.


It's not a mirage Phoggy, that really is water next to the sand at the UCSB campus. You don't fall for those tricks in Lawrence but it really is refreshing 71 degree water. Fun to play in and you can bring some home to water your corn crops!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 02:07 PM

71 degrees...sheeeeaat...guess you got an excuse for your womens explaining the shrinkage factor. Not saying the Pacific ocean and surrounding hills/mountains are not beautiful, but your campus is kind of boring and flat.

KUs campus is all beautiful and is laid out like you would think a perfect college campus would look like. It is college nirvana on Terra Firma.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 02:11 PM

Oh gauchosean...no need to come to defense for stinky. I target the academics due to his constant mistakes on what Kansas and KU is really like with the tornado/plow references. That would be like me referencing multiple earthquakes swallowing up useless stoner California skate board kids out there. I know there are many good point about Cali......
























like the signs stating "Now leaving California"...lol.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 04:55 PM

Stink - I am in Denver now but when growing up in Lawrence my first experiences were driving a tractor. No flags tho. Enjoy the beer downtown Mass at the Free State. Anyone with sense would have stayed across the street at the Eldridge Hotel. Historic place. Lawrence has a lot of preserved historic bldgs to see. I'm sure Stonerville isn't like that...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 05:35 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
Stink - I am in Denver now but when growing up in Lawrence my first experiences were driving a tractor. No flags tho. Enjoy the beer downtown Mass at the Free State. Anyone with sense would have stayed across the street at the Eldridge Hotel. Historic place. Lawrence has a lot of preserved historic bldgs to see. I'm sure Stonerville isn't like that...
Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
Stink - I am in Denver now but when growing up in Lawrence my first experiences were driving a tractor. No flags tho. Enjoy the beer downtown Mass at the Free State. Anyone with sense would have stayed across the street at the Eldridge Hotel. Historic place. Lawrence has a lot of preserved historic bldgs to see. I'm sure Stonerville isn't like that...


Thanks VOC! Will try and fit in our trip. Glad those flags are long gone.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 06:47 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

Barring a tornado or other act of god we are arriving in Kansas City, MO Friday Nov. 14th at 1:50PM on Southwest Flight #428.
Why are you flying into Kansas City MO? The Oklahoma City, Kansas airport is much closer to Lawrence.

laugh

BTW, if you introduced your imaginary wife to Eve, you wouldn't be chiefstinkyfinger. And your neighbor wouldn't be chiefchunkysmegma.

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 07:44 PM

Hey Vega,

My travel agent booked my flight; she's a nice lady, I'm sure she got me to the closest airport. Those flat square states are sure confusing. I heard the reason they call it Big 12 country is because it takes 12 guesses to get them all right.

Was there stuff there before the tornados hit? Why don't a few of them states just merge? Is there really any difference between Kansas, Iowa, Oklahoma, Nebraska, or Missouri? I guess I'll see first hand in November.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/24/14 07:55 PM

Called my droogie Vega...oh now it's on like Donkey Kong.. Attack my brother give stinky a bit of the ultra violent.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 08:56 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Hey Vega,

My travel agent booked my flight; she's a nice lady, I'm sure she got me to the closest airport. Those flat square states are sure confusing. I heard the reason they call it Big 12 country is because it takes 12 guesses to get them all right.

Was there stuff there before the tornados hit? Why don't a few of them states just merge? Is there really any difference between Kansas, Iowa, Oklahoma, Nebraska, or Missouri? I guess I'll see first hand in November.
You seem like a worldly and sophisticated traveler, CSF. I'll bet can answer my question

Is New York City, Connecticut a cool place to visit?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 09:07 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
[quote=chiefstinkyfinger] tornado's
our #37 ranking over those top 20 schools in Berkeley & Westwood any day.

How'd an idiot who thinks Oklahoma City is in Kansas get in? A Lewinsky Scholarship?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 09:21 AM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Hey Vega,

My travel agent booked my flight; she's a nice lady, I'm sure she got me to the closest airport. Those flat square states are sure confusing. I heard the reason they call it Big 12 country is because it takes 12 guesses to get them all right.

Was there stuff there before the tornados hit? Why don't a few of them states just merge? Is there really any difference between Kansas, Iowa, Oklahoma, Nebraska, or Missouri? I guess I'll see first hand in November.


Is New York City, Connecticut a cool place to visit?


New York City is in New York silly. Where is Kansas City?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 09:29 AM

Its in Kansas and Missouri..as in Kansas City,Kansas and Kansas City,Missouri due to both cities bordering the Kansas river. Now where is University of California SANTA BARBARA...well its actually in Goleta, California.

I am beginning to believe Stinky is actually a 11 - 13 yr old pimply faced boy who is coming to the game with ma...pa...gramps...perverted uncle..etc. His posts are not ones expected from a mature poster who claims to have attended a top 50 academic university. I mean the fool addressed Astronaut as Vega due to his edit line....how dumb is that??????
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 10:56 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Its in Kansas and Missouri..as in Kansas City,Kansas and Kansas City,Missouri due to both cities bordering the Kansas river. Now where is University of California SANTA BARBARA...well its actually in Goleta, California.

I am beginning to believe Stinky is actually a 11 - 13 yr old pimply faced boy who is coming to the game with ma...pa...gramps...perverted uncle..etc. His posts are not ones expected from a mature poster who claims to have attended a top 50 academic university. I mean the fool addressed Astronaut as Vega due to his edit line....how dumb is that??????



Alright Vega, I'll give you that bordering river split with Kansas City (I can be fair). I'd love to be 11-13 yrs old again (Minus any zits but I bet that stuff Jessica Simpson scalps is better than the zit stuff we used). I'm sure you UK fans would love to be kids again too. You wouldn't have to live thru all those upsets loses the Jayhawks had at Kemper Arena over the years when they were favored to advance. You've ruined more pools than a kid with a Costco Kirkland Swimmy diaper.

The door is open to all of you to come on out to Santa Barbara. Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant have held basketball camps here for many years. Most students live in Isla Vista, a pretty fun town steps from campus and the Pacific Ocean.

Peace to all.

Your Pal,

Stinky

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 12:52 PM

It's a fact that KU has messed up few pools in the big dance. But I rather be a fan of a team that currently has the longest streak of NCAA tournament appearances and thus always having a chance at the title than a team like the Gauchos that makes the tournament about 1-2 times every decade.. And my name is not Vega..nomesayin
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 02:52 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Hey Vega,

My travel agent booked my flight; she's a nice lady, I'm sure she got me to the closest airport. Those flat square states are sure confusing. I heard the reason they call it Big 12 country is because it takes 12 guesses to get them all right.

Was there stuff there before the tornados hit? Why don't a few of them states just merge? Is there really any difference between Kansas, Iowa, Oklahoma, Nebraska, or Missouri? I guess I'll see first hand in November.


Is New York City, Connecticut a cool place to visit?


New York City is in New York silly. Where is Kansas City?
Oklahoma.

Losses, little guy, not "loses". You can probably take Remedial Plurals online somewhere.

Anyway, have a great time on Daddy's dime! Milk his guilt while you can!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 05:00 PM

Holy crap a little research reveals the Gauchos have only made 4 appearances in the NCAA tourney...which is 10 less times than the Jayhawks have made the Final 4....The Jayhawks have over 40 NCAA tourney appearances.

Why do we allow ourselves to even respond to these idiots that are fans of piss poor bball programs. I piss on their mere existence.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 05:09 PM

Whoops sorry vega stinky...your Nachos have been to the NCAAs 5 times not 4..while the mighty Jayhawks have been 43 times and has the longest current running streak of NCAA tourney appearances. Nuffsaid.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 05:15 PM

Stinky can bring some more smack talk, but as in all challengers outside of the elite(Duke..UNC..Kentucky...UCLA) is game is weak.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 06:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Hey Vega,

My travel agent booked my flight; she's a nice lady, I'm sure she got me to the closest airport. Those flat square states are sure confusing. I heard the reason they call it Big 12 country is because it takes 12 guesses to get them all right.

Was there stuff there before the tornados hit? Why don't a few of them states just merge? Is there really any difference between Kansas, Iowa, Oklahoma, Nebraska, or Missouri? I guess I'll see first hand in November.


Is New York City, Connecticut a cool place to visit?


New York City is in New York silly. Where is Kansas City?
Oklahoma.

Losses, little guy, not "loses". You can probably take Remedial Plurals online somewhere.

Anyway, have a great time on Daddy's dime! Milk his guilt while you can!
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Hey Vega,

My travel agent booked my flight; she's a nice lady, I'm sure she got me to the closest airport. Those flat square states are sure confusing. I heard the reason they call it Big 12 country is because it takes 12 guesses to get them all right.

Was there stuff there before the tornados hit? Why don't a few of them states just merge? Is there really any difference between Kansas, Iowa, Oklahoma, Nebraska, or Missouri? I guess I'll see first hand in November.


Is New York City, Connecticut a cool place to visit?


New York City is in New York silly. Where is Kansas City?
Oklahoma.

Losses, little guy, not "loses". You can probably take Remedial Plurals online somewhere.

Anyway, have a great time on Daddy's dime! Milk his guilt while you can!


Hey Astro, if a misspelling offends you, my apologies. This is just a sports message board, it's not the Declaration of Independence. I usually respond via cell phone and I do have big fingers. You know what they say, big fingers, big thumbs.

I'm from So Cal, we don't really milk anything and it's expensive out here so you'll need to tap daddy for more than a dime.

Congrats on your rich basketball history, that's what makes this match up so fun. UCSB beating Kansas in basketball. It's gonna happen Vega. We can't wait to celebrate Gaucho style in your neat little town.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Peace to all.

Your Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 06:23 PM

Astronaut my brother, the dumass called you Vega again... Wtf?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 06:29 PM

Difference is stinky KU fans didn't even brag it up that much last year when we beat Duke...hey has the Gauchos ever beaten Duke...nah. We only brag about conference championships.. Final 4s..and National Titles...never a early season non conference game.. That stuff is for small timers like the Gauchos.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 07:52 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Difference is stinky KU fans didn't even brag it up that much last year when we beat Duke...hey has the Gauchos ever beaten Duke...nah. We only brag about conference championships.. Final 4s..and National Titles...never a early season non conference game.. That stuff is for small timers like the Gauchos.
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Difference is stinky KU fans didn't even brag it up that much last year when we beat Duke...hey has the Gauchos ever beaten Duke...nah. We only brag about conference championships.. Final 4s..and National Titles...never a early season non conference game.. That stuff is for small timers like the Gauchos.


Hey Phoggy,

We crushed Duke in the 2004 Final Four, 5-0! Men's soccer! Coach K always dodges us scheduling but thank god you guys had the balls to play us! Just the life of being a mid major in college basketball. We'll leave Alan Williams Field House with the win and hopefully a little respect. Not for me but our team. I'd apologize for any comments that came off offending but I doubt I'll have a voice left after our game Friday Night!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 08:31 PM

Are you going to man up and make a straight up bet with me on that game. Shut up or put up,how about a C note. Please quit with the double quotes, it's almost like you never participated in a sports blog before. Remember to bring 100 dollars in that change jar of yours or Rocco will cut off a few of your digits..fingers and toes,it will mess with your skate boarding skills.. lol
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 08:47 PM



I can't help with your rent this month Vega. We play in November but if I do play it ML I'm gonna get better payout from a bookie than your straight up offer. Just being honest. It's simple Economics...I'll chat wager with you when the line comes out, remember?

Are there any of those riverboat Casinos in Lawrence? Is there a big arch we can climb? Can we take a Sooner Scooner back to our hotel because we are too liquored up to walk or Drive at 1am?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 08:55 PM

Your Schick is getting too old and stupid to warrant any further responses from me.. Especially if you are too cowardly to make a straight up wager. To answer your question about casinos' there are several in KC by the river,but not boat casinos. Ameristar and Harrahs are the nicest.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 09:47 PM

I think Kansas will be very dangerous with all the shooters on the team. If they get hot from 3 they will be very hard to beat. If that happens they will beat UK in November.
Cal plans on playing a platoon 5 in/out. We have so many bigs, would love to trade for a wing.
I don't know how selling 9 McDAA's that playing 20 min should keep them all happy. I think our midget PG Ullis is dynamite and a much better passer than Harrison and a relentless defender.
Randle put up good numbers last season, I was glad to see him "succeed and proceed" wink The ball stuck in his hands and defense was weak. Young was good but never saw a shot he didn't like. The "tweak" that got them on a run was pass the f-king ball.
How do you see our game going?
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 10:11 PM

1 billion dolla damage from the earthquake so Stinky should shut the hell up about his trip here,
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 10:28 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
1 billion dolla damage from the earthquake so Stinky should shut the hell up about his trip here,


I'm hearing at least double that number; much uninsured damages so some wineries are SOL. Notice that nobody in CA is chasing any earthquake.

I'll stand by my comment that a 6.0 isn't a big deal...bad for $100 bottles of wine though, I was speaking on behalf of people not the Zin or Cab.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/25/14 10:56 PM

Upper class earthquake? Don't think so. You are acting child like in the face of disaster...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/26/14 03:52 AM

He is a child..like I have posted before, his remarks lack the maturity of an adult.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/26/14 09:17 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

Hey Astro, if a misspelling offends you, my apologies. This is just a sports message board, it's not the Declaration of Independence. I usually respond via cell phone and I do have big fingers. You know what they say, big fingers, big thumbs.
I know how it is!

My big thumbs made me think Paris was in Germany one time. All that Rosetta Stone stuff down the drain!

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/26/14 09:26 AM

Now Vega my brother...whoops. The guy is a fool and doesn't deserve our comments. Hope he has a good time out here with ma and pa at the Comfort Inn in No. KC. I have more important matters to attend to now than to waste my time with this troll and a rather poor troll at that.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/26/14 12:56 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Now Vega my brother...whoops. The guy is a fool and doesn't deserve our comments. Hope he has a good time out here with ma and pa at the Comfort Inn in No. KC. I have more important matters to attend to now than to waste my time with this troll and a rather poor troll at that.


Vega,

The hotel we're staying at came highly recommended. I was told we could pretty much walk to everything. If this Comfort Inn is better I'll take a look. Is N. KC walking distance to Alan Williams Field House? Is it Kansas City, Kansas or Kansas City, Missouri? Like I said, you flat square states are a bit confusing. This is a boys trip so of course I'm not taking my parents. They'd probably get board in Lawrence. They would enjoy the Riverboat Casino, the arch, and definitely a Sooner Scooner ride and I'm told you don't have that in Lawrence but you have a Wheel, two Sonics, and a Waffle House nearby. If Lawrence is so cool why doesn't Waffle House have a location there? Sounds like one of the Kansas Cities is the place to be, right?

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,

Stinky

Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/26/14 02:46 PM

Is Trophy Wife Step Mom over her hatred of you for being the cause of Daddy's vasectomy?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/26/14 02:53 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
They'd probably get board in Lawrence.
You just can't make this [censored] up, folks.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/26/14 04:07 PM

Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD
I think Kansas will be very dangerous with all the shooters on the team. If they get hot from 3 they will be very hard to beat. If that happens they will beat UK in November.
Cal plans on playing a platoon 5 in/out. We have so many bigs, would love to trade for a wing.
I don't know how selling 9 McDAA's that playing 20 min should keep them all happy. I think our midget PG Ullis is dynamite and a much better passer than Harrison and a relentless defender.
Randle put up good numbers last season, I was glad to see him "succeed and proceed" wink The ball stuck in his hands and defense was weak. Young was good but never saw a shot he didn't like. The "tweak" that got them on a run was pass the f-king ball.
How do you see our game going?


Glad someone actually wants to talk about the game Jelly. We are very deep this year; no Mickie D AA's but it's still gonna be hard keeping everyone happy with their minutes just the same. Expect 25 minutes plus from Williams, Harmon, and Bryson. Beyond that I'd say expect at least 12 minutes from Brewe, Green, Vincent, Childress, Smith, and Taylor. Probably some minutes for Beeler, Burks, & Hart.

OOC is a time to see what you have but you also want to win the game. We don't know rotation just yet.

Please don't get hot from 3, that would suck. Outside shooting is a big question mark this yr. Should be true Freshman Gabe Vincent. Bryson can shoot and so can Taylor and even Brewe when left open.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/26/14 09:20 PM

We have UNC,Louisville,Kansas,Texas,UCLA and Providence OOC. The SEC is still bad overall but Auburn will rise with Bruce Pearl, LSU has the #1 player signed and word is they may have another top 10 guy signing. If so, that is like from 0-100 in a hurry recruiting. Mizzou has my friend Rob Fulford on staff and he delivered Gill-Caesar already and has connections worldwide. They will get some talent.
The Big 12 is tougher by far top to bottom. Texas may challenge, but Kansas always wins the conference.
The ACC now has dUKe, UNC,Louisville,Syracuse,Virginia etc. toughest conference as far as elite teams.

If trades were allowed, Self should trade a wing for a UK big....both would benefit in my opinion.

My son likes San Diego and areas he has been able check out. He was hiking at 'potato chip rock" and sent me a few pics. He [censored] about trying to sleep with planes all night at Miramar. He did get to see President O and AF-1.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/26/14 09:50 PM

No one is doubting your tough schedule; you also reload with the best of them. I'm just glad we play you in mid November and not March, I'm sure you'll progress nicely up to the NCAA Tournament.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/26/14 09:58 PM

UK is Kentucky
KU is Kansas ...................... UK on your schedule? If you play both that is one helluva OOC
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/26/14 11:48 PM

My bad Jelly. Like I said, I get KU and UK mixed up. We only play Kansas and not Kentucky this season. Have you been to Lawrence, KS before? Any tips from an unbiased fan? It's probably unfair I call all those square flat states square, they are more like rectangles, right? Can you match them all on your first guess?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/27/14 08:58 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD
I think Kansas will be very dangerous with all the shooters on the team. If they get hot from 3 they will be very hard to beat. If that happens they will beat UK in November.
Cal plans on playing a platoon 5 in/out. We have so many bigs, would love to trade for a wing.
I don't know how selling 9 McDAA's that playing 20 min should keep them all happy. I think our midget PG Ullis is dynamite and a much better passer than Harrison and a relentless defender.
Randle put up good numbers last season, I was glad to see him "succeed and proceed" wink The ball stuck in his hands and defense was weak. Young was good but never saw a shot he didn't like. The "tweak" that got them on a run was pass the f-king ball.
How do you see our game going?


Glad someone actually wants to talk about the game Jelly. We are very deep this year; no Mickie D AA's but it's still gonna be hard keeping everyone happy with their minutes just the same. Expect 25 minutes plus from Williams, Harmon, and Bryson. Beyond that I'd say expect at least 12 minutes from Brewe, Green, Vincent, Childress, Smith, and Taylor. Probably some minutes for Beeler, Burks, & Hart.

OOC is a time to see what you have but you also want to win the game. We don't know rotation just yet.

Please don't get hot from 3, that would suck. Outside shooting is a big question mark this yr. Should be true Freshman Gabe Vincent. Bryson can shoot and so can Taylor and even Brewe when left open.

You know less about basketball than you do geography and plurals, YeastyFinger.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/27/14 11:14 AM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD
I think Kansas will be very dangerous with all the shooters on the team. If they get hot from 3 they will be very hard to beat. If that happens they will beat UK in November.
Cal plans on playing a platoon 5 in/out. We have so many bigs, would love to trade for a wing.
I don't know how selling 9 McDAA's that playing 20 min should keep them all happy. I think our midget PG Ullis is dynamite and a much better passer than Harrison and a relentless defender.
Randle put up good numbers last season, I was glad to see him "succeed and proceed" wink The ball stuck in his hands and defense was weak. Young was good but never saw a shot he didn't like. The "tweak" that got them on a run was pass the f-king ball.
How do you see our game going?


Glad someone actually wants to talk about the game Jelly. We are very deep this year; no Mickie D AA's but it's still gonna be hard keeping everyone happy with their minutes just the same. Expect 25 minutes plus from Williams, Harmon, and Bryson. Beyond that I'd say expect at least 12 minutes from Brewe, Green, Vincent, Childress, Smith, and Taylor. Probably some minutes for Beeler, Burks, & Hart.

OOC is a time to see what you have but you also want to win the game. We don't know rotation just yet.

Please don't get hot from 3, that would suck. Outside shooting is a big question mark this yr. Should be true Freshman Gabe Vincent. Bryson can shoot and so can Taylor and even Brewe when left open.

You know less about basketball than you do geography and plurals, YeastyFinger.


Hey Astro,

I usually just type on my phone until I see a word underlined in red. No red, it probably gets past me. I was always pretty bias with Geography. I like the West Coast states; I like NY, FL, WI, Louisiana. I like Colorado which is probably the coolest state in the old Big 12 conference. I like Parts of TX and NC. Not a fan of your state yet. You don't think I know basketball? Well I'm no James Naismith but I know a thing or two. I did mess up like most of you guys and picked Kansas to win it all last yr. I'm in a mini slump winning NCAA bracket pools. I've won at least ten pools over the years but I'm in about a five yr slump. I think right now that Arizona, Kentucky, Wisconsin, and probably Virginia top seeds. I think Kansas is the second best team in the state behind Wichita St.

I bet you'll think I'm a lot smarter when UCSB beats you November 14th. I'm in no hurry, I can wait for my accolades.

Peace to all.

Your Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/27/14 12:13 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I'm in no hurry, I can wait for my accolades.

Stinky


Bring your rolaids instead.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/27/14 01:22 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
My bad Jelly. Like I said, I get KU and UK mixed up. We only play Kansas and not Kentucky this season. Have you been to Lawrence, KS before? Any tips from an unbiased fan? It's probably unfair I call all those square flat states square, they are more like rectangles, right? Can you match them all on your first guess?


I have not been to Lawrence but odds are you leave with a loss, they just don't lose often at home. If you want a warm greeting from the fans and get some attention, wear a Missouri Tiger sweatshirt.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/27/14 01:42 PM

Can I get Missouri gear in Kansas City, KS or Kansas City, MO? You don't think they'll mind? I do like that school better. Didn't Brad Pitt, Jon Hamm, and Sheryl Crow go to Mizzu? I even think Sam Walton went to Missouri. I'll probably wear my Gaucho gear Friday, a Wheel T-shirt Saturday morning. I don't like the purple of TCU so maybe I will gear up in tiger black and gold for the football game sat night. Thanks for the tip jelly. Don't underestimate my Gauchos this game. A money line wager probably pays at least 14-1! It will give you ammo the rest of the year on this board!

Peace to all.

Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/27/14 01:44 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD
I think Kansas will be very dangerous with all the shooters on the team. If they get hot from 3 they will be very hard to beat. If that happens they will beat UK in November.
Cal plans on playing a platoon 5 in/out. We have so many bigs, would love to trade for a wing.
I don't know how selling 9 McDAA's that playing 20 min should keep them all happy. I think our midget PG Ullis is dynamite and a much better passer than Harrison and a relentless defender.
Randle put up good numbers last season, I was glad to see him "succeed and proceed" wink The ball stuck in his hands and defense was weak. Young was good but never saw a shot he didn't like. The "tweak" that got them on a run was pass the f-king ball.
How do you see our game going?


Glad someone actually wants to talk about the game Jelly. We are very deep this year; no Mickie D AA's but it's still gonna be hard keeping everyone happy with their minutes just the same. Expect 25 minutes plus from Williams, Harmon, and Bryson. Beyond that I'd say expect at least 12 minutes from Brewe, Green, Vincent, Childress, Smith, and Taylor. Probably some minutes for Beeler, Burks, & Hart.

OOC is a time to see what you have but you also want to win the game. We don't know rotation just yet.

Please don't get hot from 3, that would suck. Outside shooting is a big question mark this yr. Should be true Freshman Gabe Vincent. Bryson can shoot and so can Taylor and even Brewe when left open.

You know less about basketball than you do geography and plurals, YeastyFinger.


Hey Astro,

I usually just type on my phone until I see a word underlined in red. No red, it probably gets past me. I was always pretty bias with Geography. I like the West Coast states; I like NY, FL, WI, Louisiana. I like Colorado which is probably the coolest state in the old Big 12 conference. I like Parts of TX and NC. Not a fan of your state yet. You don't think I know basketball? Well I'm no James Naismith but I know a thing or two. I did mess up like most of you guys and picked Kansas to win it all last yr. I'm in a mini slump winning NCAA bracket pools. I've won at least ten pools over the years but I'm in about a five yr slump. I think right now that Arizona, Kentucky, Wisconsin, and probably Virginia top seeds. I think Kansas is the second best team in the state behind Wichita St.

I bet you'll think I'm a lot smarter when UCSB beats you November 14th. I'm in no hurry, I can wait for my accolades.

Peace to all.

Your Pal,

Stinky
Spare us your self-aggrandizing lies, little boy.

You're full of [censored]. You're a little fat boy who might live in a dorm at UCSB, quaking in fear and hoping Trophy Wife Step Mom won't make Daddy cut you off.

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/27/14 02:11 PM

You seem a little grouchy Vega. If I bring you a UCSB T-shirt to the game Nov. 14th will that cheer you up? What size do you want? Put your money away, it's on me.

My parents have been married 48 years. I don't have a step mom; if dad has something on the side it's news to me. There are a bunch of cute girls at his law firm, I hope it's one of them if he did stray. I don't want my mom hurt though. This is a sad topic. How do you guys get thru infidelity? Stop having family reunions I imagine.

Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/27/14 05:02 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
his law firm

Well that explains how your illiterate butt got into the 40th greatest university in the world, YeastyFinger.

How much did it cost him?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/27/14 06:19 PM

Tuition was really cheap when I was a student, $1,005.00 my Freshman year. I got into UCLA & UCSB and picked UCSB. My dad is a Bruin. I root for them in football.

Thanks for asking. I knew my free Gaucho t-shirt offer would cheer you up Astro. Let me know what size before I leave.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Peace to all.

Your Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: hwtan

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/27/14 10:01 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Can I get Missouri gear in Kansas City, KS or Kansas City, MO? You don't think they'll mind? I do like that school better. Didn't Brad Pitt, Jon Hamm, and Sheryl Crow go to Mizzu? I even think Sam Walton went to Missouri. I'll probably wear my Gaucho gear Friday, a Wheel T-shirt Saturday morning. I don't like the purple of TCU so maybe I will gear up in tiger black and gold for the football game sat night. Thanks for the tip jelly. Don't underestimate my Gauchos this game. A money line wager probably pays at least 14-1! It will give you ammo the rest of the year on this board!

Peace to all.

Stinky


I think KYBLUEBLOOD is pulling your leg. It is not a good idea to put on a MU gear and walk in Lawrence, especially into AFH.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/27/14 10:52 PM


[/quote]

I think KYBLUEBLOOD is pulling your leg. It is not a good idea to put on a MU gear and walk in Lawrence, especially into AFH.[/quote]


So Jelly is trying to pull a fast one on me. Thanks Tan! Glad someone around here has my back. Tan, what's the secret password to get into the Lawrence Waffle House? They're telling me a Waffle House is near Lawrence but not in Lawrence. Where is the secret entrance? I think they're hiding it from me, don't you?

STAT OF THE DAY!! You know the last time UCSB playing a Big 12 Team in Kansas we won. We beat K-State in Manhattan in 1990. Remember Tan, the joint is called AWFH (Alan Williams Field House) once Big Al goes 25 & 15 against the Jayhawks Nov. 14th.

Is there really a cool place call the Wheel? It's not just a bunch of hicks drinking moonshine watching Wheel of Fortune is it? Vanna looks pretty rough these days after all her partying.

I like you Tan. I trust you too. Keep an eye out for me, I'll watch your back too.

Your Pal too,


Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 08:36 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Can I get Missouri gear in Kansas City, KS or Kansas City, MO?
Wearing MU gear would be very thoughtful, YeastyFinger! That way folks will know you're an idiot and a loser before you open your mouth.

Expect lots of pats on the head and "There, there. Can't you see the boy's simple?"'s
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 08:39 AM

Originally Posted By: hwtan
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Can I get Missouri gear in Kansas City, KS or Kansas City, MO? You don't think they'll mind? I do like that school better. Didn't Brad Pitt, Jon Hamm, and Sheryl Crow go to Mizzu? I even think Sam Walton went to Missouri. I'll probably wear my Gaucho gear Friday, a Wheel T-shirt Saturday morning. I don't like the purple of TCU so maybe I will gear up in tiger black and gold for the football game sat night. Thanks for the tip jelly. Don't underestimate my Gauchos this game. A money line wager probably pays at least 14-1! It will give you ammo the rest of the year on this board!

Peace to all.

Stinky


I think KYBLUEBLOOD is pulling your leg. It is not a good idea to put on a MU gear and walk in Lawrence, especially into AFH.
It's a great idea.

A loser in adopted loser gear? What could be better.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 08:41 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Thanks for asking. I knew my free Gaucho t-shirt offer would cheer you up Astro.
You're not the Banana Slugs?

Could you get me a Banana Slugs shirt? XL?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 08:59 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Tuition was really cheap when I was a student, $1,005.00 my Freshman year. I got into UCLA & UCSB and picked UCSB.
I'm sorry. I should have been more clear.

How many millions did Daddy have to contribute to UCSB to get The Fortieth Best University in the World to admit a drooling idiot who thinks Oklahoma City is in Kansas? Who thinks apostrophe + s forms a plural? Who thinks "bored" is "board"? Who blames his ignorance and illiteracy on fat thumbs?

A suggestion- I would guess that one of Daddy's gardeners is taking English language lessons. Perhaps he can proof your posts.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 09:38 AM

Don't let this little douche get you all spun up my brother. Reading his posts he actually deserves some sympathy. I am sure he can count spilled toothpicks really fast though. Nomesayin.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 09:56 AM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Tuition was really cheap when I was a student, $1,005.00 my Freshman year. I got into UCLA & UCSB and picked UCSB.
I'm sorry. I should have been more clear.

How many millions did Daddy have to contribute to UCSB to get The Fortieth Best University in the World to admit a drooling idiot who thinks Oklahoma City is in Kansas? Who thinks apostrophe + s forms a plural? Who thinks "bored" is "board"? Who blames his ignorance and illiteracy on fat thumbs?

A suggestion- I would guess that one of Daddy's gardeners is taking English language lessons. Perhaps he can proof your posts.


I'm sure he is really good at saying "want fries with that?"
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 10:18 AM

[/quote]

I'm sure he is really good at saying "want fries with that?"[/quote]

I prefer fresh fruit & veggies to fries. I bet if Astro made more healthy choices his 5'7" frame wouldn't need an XL sized T-Shirt. I'm not teasing, just trying to help lower the Kansas obesity rate is all.

I'll bring the XL Gaucho Tee, you'll need to build a friendship with a UC Santa Cruz fan for a Banana Slug T-shirt. They don't play Div. I so you'll never play them in any sports.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 04:51 PM

Although its almost impossible to believe there is someone as stupid as you have been acting with the cornpone Kansas routine. I sincerely hope you have a good time at KU and afterwards take your and your teams losing ass home to never be heard from again. Oh yeah yes please wear Mizzou colors to the football game on Sat. ..that would be awesome

Also please name some famous alumni from UCSB if you can...KU alum includes Don Johnson, Kirstie Alley,Paul Rudd, Rob Riggle, Sc ott Bakala....and many many others.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 05:09 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Don't let this little douche get you all spun up my brother.
You're right.

It's been years since we had a MethZoo fan on the boards. We don't want to scare it off.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 05:14 PM

Outstanding, CPTFelchyFinger! You manage to use 5'7" to convey five feet, seven inches. On to geography and third grade grammar!

For the record I haven't been 5'7" since eighth grade. I'm not some sawed-off, quinoa-eating, feng shui devotee from NW Mexico.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 05:31 PM

Now brother..you are speaking over Dim's head..literally.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 06:00 PM



Also please name some famous alumni from UCSB if you can...KU alum includes Don Johnson, Kirstie Alley,Paul Rudd, Rob Riggle, Sc ott Bakala....and many many others. [/quote]

Lots of famous Gaucho alums, here are a few: Jack Johnson, Josh Elliott, Michael Douglas, Gwen Paltrow, Michael Young, Brian Shaw, Charissa Thompson, and Jim Rome.

Thanks for asking Vega. You have arguably one of the deepest college hoops programs in this country.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: and_one

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 06:43 PM

Ro-me you playing the Ro-me card?? f vcking loser
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 06:45 PM

A serious question. Ever played Gonzaga?
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 06:48 PM

A serious question. Ever played Gonzaga?

Vega is a rusty bucket ready to overheat.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 08:01 PM

1-0 vs. Gonzaga. They don't want to play us in SB. We want a home and home and they say no. They wanted to schedule up and face bigger names. They backed out of ESPN Bracket Busters years ago. Ironically, an event pretty much made for them.

A good program on the West Coast, one of the best.

We do play Washington State, Oregon State and Oregon...all away from home. Nobody will play us at home.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 08:04 PM

All nobodies ! Shiit!

I will get to checking on your record. Maybe.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 08:08 PM

Play anchorage much?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 08:15 PM

A total of 5 NCAA tournament appearances for the Gauchos ...Five..KU has 8 times that many. Again enough said.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 09:04 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
Play anchorage much?


First time invited to that Alaska tournament.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/28/14 09:08 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
All nobodies ! Shiit!

I will get to checking on your record. Maybe.


I'll get that for you. According to ESPN, UCSB and Kansas are both 0-0.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 02:28 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
All nobodies ! Shiit!

I will get to checking on your record. Maybe.


I'll get that for you. According to ESPN, UCSB and Kansas are both 0-0.


You, sir, are quick witted. For a condescending twit, that is.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 03:18 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
Play anchorage much?


First time invited to that Alaska tournament.
Ever get the feeling you're the designated [censored] for real teams?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 03:32 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
All nobodies ! Shiit!

I will get to checking on your record. Maybe.


I'll get that for you. According to ESPN, UCSB and Kansas are both 0-0.


You, sir, are quick witted. For a condescending twit, that is.


I am positive that's the first time anyone ever called stinky quick anything except for his wife in the sack...BOOOOOOOOMM..Its just that quick...lol
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 03:54 PM

[/quote]

I'll get that for you. According to ESPN, UCSB and Kansas are both 0-0. [/quote]

You, sir, are quick witted. For a condescending twit, that is. [/quote]

I am positive that's the first time anyone ever called stinky quick anything except for his wife in the sack...BOOOOOOOOMM..Its just that quick...lol[/quote]

You're a real Andrew Dice Clay Phogger,no really. Long past your prime, irrelevant; looking beat and run down begging for any attention. Lots of posters make me laugh on various message boards except the ones that try and do it for me. Just a tip is all. Oh, and smoking is bad for you.

Back to talking sports, I hope...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 04:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
Play anchorage much?


First time invited to that Alaska tournament.
Ever get the feeling you're the designated [censored] for real teams?



Hey Astro, sorry you got censored. We make lots of teams and fans say bad words. We frustrate teams; we are a very well coached team; mostly zone on defense, a lot of 2-2-1 last season. Don't tell Bill Self but it wouldn't surprise me if we pressed more next season with out depth at guard. Maybe not against Kansas in Kansas on second thought but likely in that Alaska Tourney and after.

Scheduling is tough when you're a mid major. Nobody good wants to play you at home when you are good. If they do offer, it's usually after your best player(s) leave. We don't reload with AA's like you guys year after year. That's why our win will be so special in Lawrence...and all the new friends I make. The compulsive gamblers of KU will be emailing me at all times of the night asking for my picks. If I'm awake, I'll happily oblige. Pardon a few spelling mistakes of course.

Waves are crushing right now; best I've seen in 15 years. Any of you guys ever seen waves outside the kind mama makes when she joins you in the tub? You guys should turn the dial from the Tornado Channel and try watching the Weather Channel. Pretty Gnarly.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 04:13 PM

Darn.

I could have sworn you'd tell us how you're 6'5" and 230 of triathlete. Right after you told us about your experience with SEAL Team Six.

You were swept by Utah State, CPTReadyFelcher. Stop embarrassing Daddy and Trophy Wife Step Mommy.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 04:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Darn.

I could have sworn you'd tell us how you're 6'5" and 230 of triathlete. Right after you told us about your experience with SEAL Team Six.

You were swept by Utah State, CPTReadyFelcher. Stop embarrassing Daddy and Trophy Wife Step Mommy.



You'll see me at the Wheel Friday Night before tipoff with my jar of change, I'm 5'11" ~180 lbs.

You did your homework Astro, we did get swept by USU last season. Allan Williams got hurt in pre-game and we were beat at home. We let a 10 point lead get away in the 2nd half at Logan a few weeks later. Both those games hurt. Oh well, that was last season. We didn't have the depth last season like we have now. Of course if Al gets hurt before our game in Lawrence we're screwed. We better keep a close eye on him during pregame, right? Make sure he doesn't stretch too hard or cramp up while doing the lay up drill. See Phogger, just make the joke without laughing on it. It wrecks it bud. Thank me later. You should really practice being funny soon, you have a football game next Saturday. Self deprecation is a good tool to have on your belt when you have a crappy football team with an obese head coach.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Peace to All.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 04:58 PM

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 05:02 PM

You're a real Andrew Dice Clay Phogger,no really. Long past your prime, irrelevant; looking beat and run down begging for any attention. Lots of posters make me laugh on various message boards except the ones that try and do it for me. Just a tip is all. Oh, and smoking is bad for you.

Back to talking sports, I hope...

[/quote]

Outside of your smack talk about your misled wet dream of a Gaucho victory vs KU at AFH you haven't really talked any real sports. Yeah you spouted on about that chubby Williams dude, your senior that Cliff Alexander, Jamari, Lucas and other Jayhawks are going to dominate. But we have been providing the true bball knowledge. Like your teams pathetic number of only making it 5 times into the NCAA tourney,

You bring nothing to the conversation. Bring some real info instead of boring bad joke referencing Midwest stereotypes , then I will bring some accurate bball facts in turn...Until then in the immortal words of the Andrew Dice Clay..."Jack and Jill went up the hill....Stinkeys wife...yeah I fu-ked her...oooohhh"
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 05:09 PM

Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD


Thanks Jelly!! I don't think this grid includes the secret Waffle Houses though. I guess they are more of a Southeast treasure than I thought. I'll tell you one thing, I'm not going to a Waffle House in Mississippi. I might too get beat up if I went to the secret Waffle House in Lawrence after the Gaucho victory at Allan Field House 11/14/2014...

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/...-in-Mississippi
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 05:28 PM



[/quote]

Outside of your smack talk about your misled wet dream of a Gaucho victory vs KU at AFH you haven't really talked any real sports. Yeah you spouted on about that chubby Williams dude, your senior that Cliff Alexander, Jamari, Lucas and other Jayhawks are going to dominate. But we have been providing the true bball knowledge. Like your teams pathetic number of only making it 5 times into the NCAA tourney,

You bring nothing to the conversation. Bring some real info instead of boring bad joke referencing Midwest stereotypes , then I will bring some accurate bball facts in turn...Until then in the immortal words of the Andrew Dice Clay..."Jack and Jill went up the hill....Stinkeys wife...yeah I fu-ked her...oooohhh"[/quote]

Did you really just come back with another Dice Clay joke? Why not drop the ever fresh "Who's on First" from Laurel & Hardy?

Williams is down to 265 lbs. which is about what Charlie Weis weighs with one foot on the scale. Be careful with the wise cracks about last season, I'm quite sure you were supposed to beat Stanford the first weekend. With all those Mickey Dee AA's you missed Embiid as much as Charlie Weis missed that one chicken Mc Nugget short changed in his 100 pack.

A new season. New hopes, new disappointments. I'm not sure how having played in more NCAA Tourneys than us gives you an advantage Nov. 14th. If anything you'll likely be more complacent and look past us. Fine with me.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 08:37 PM

I would drop the over 100 yr old "Whos on First" joke on ya but you would never get it. Like getting the facts right about what is located in each state.

You are correct, everything starts anew each season. My point is more like no matter what happens this yr, the Gauchos are nothing more than a hair on the pimple on the ass of Jayhawk bball tradition and will never be more than that.

Lets say by some miracle they win that game on Nov 14, your grandchildren will still be wearing the memorabilia tshirt printed about that victory 60 yrs from now. Teams like yours hang on to little victories like that...while KU bball teams eyes the big prize like Final 4s and NCs.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 09:03 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
I would drop the over 100 yr old "Whos on First" joke on ya but you would never get it. Like getting the facts right about what is located in each state.

You are correct, everything starts anew each season. My point is more like no matter what happens this yr, the Gauchos are nothing more than a hair on the pimple on the ass of Jayhawk bball tradition and will never be more than that.

Lets say by some miracle they win that game on Nov 14, your grandchildren will still be wearing the memorabilia tshirt printed about that victory 60 yrs from now. Teams like yours hang on to little victories like that...while KU bball teams eyes the big prize like Final 4s and NCs.


Pimple, dingle berry, hair on your ass..whatever. We are the first Div. I team on your schedule. Some have you pegged as a potential #1 seed come March. Please don't pee on my parade if we go into your building and upset you Nov. 14th and don't make fun of my Wheel t-shirt in 2048 when it has holes in it. I like to live one season at a time and my enthusiasm varies each season. Smell the roses once in a while; you'll be able to handle your downs better.

Like I said, I hope you go 39-1 this season. Sorry Jelly, better for our RPI if the Jayhawks beat you.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your pal,

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 09:18 PM

How did you not make the tourney last year....or did you. I really don't remember as well as the rest of the country.

I hope you have a great time in Lawrence, because its a great city. You will enjoy it even after your double digit loss. I would suggest a better bar than The Wheel...that's a on campus frat bar and there are much better ones down on Mass Street.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 09:55 PM

I'm open to suggestions Vega but I'm not a big Karaoke guy like you so I'm not sure we'd like the same kind of places and I could never walk around town dressed like an Indian, cop, or solider like you. No VFWs please. I'm too old for any college girls Blue but if there is a cougar bar around town, that might be fun. Cougar bars and college towns don't really go hand and hand so I'll just keep an open mind.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 10:04 PM

You see try to be friendly and give some honest suggestions and I get the old panned ahole routine. Hell son I don't care what you do in Lawrence seeing that you are too damn immature to converse intelligently. Wear the Mizzou colors into Set em Up Jacks or West Coast Saloon. Yes please do.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/29/14 11:51 PM

You're a little moody Vega. I'm sure all bars will be filled Friday night with alums in town for the big sports weekend.

Yes, win or lose I will have a blast.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your pal,

Stinky
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 07:06 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
You're a little moody Vega. I'm sure all bars will be filled Friday night with alums in town for the big sports weekend.

Yes, win or lose I will have a blast.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your pal,

"win or lose?"

Stinky loses faith
confused
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 08:44 AM

Do you ever get the feeling you might be stupid, CPTReadyFelcher?

5'11"? And Romie's about 5'7"

Are all Gauchoes little runts?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 08:46 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
[B]ut if there is a cougar bar around town, that might be fun.


Is your wife looking for some strange? A real man, perhaps?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 08:52 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
I would suggest a better bar than The Wheel...that's a on campus frat bar and there are much better ones down on Mass Street.
Send him to the Dirty Bird.

His imaginary wifey's going to need to pick up a bag of singles if they're going to have bus fare back to Long Beach.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 11:22 AM

Josh Elliott is 6'5" which would make him at least seven inches taller than Paul Rudd...

What is your obsession with height? You all want to be the tallest and roundest?

Peace to all.

Your 5' 11.5" Pal,


Stinky

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 12:48 PM

Rob Riggle is a big KU fan is six ft 4 and an ex Marine and could curb stomp your as-s. Just saying. Word of advice kid, don't mess with Astronaut, he will mess you up.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 12:52 PM

Whoa...wait now that I peruse the different collegiate football games around our land, I just now realized that the Nachos don't even field a football team...American football not that sissy euro trash stuff.

What kind of pathetic pansy as-s school doesn't have a football team. Hell Yale and Harvard has football teams. Lol....Gauchos are jokes.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 03:20 PM

Uh, you called me 5'7" little feller.

I remember 5'11.5". Late ninth grade. Are all spoiled SoCal brats sawed-off runts or just every one I've ever met?

P.S Who is Josh Elliott?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Word of advice kid, don't mess with Astronaut, he will mess you up.
Hey!

I don't pick on anybody, much less little kids!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 04:27 PM

You guys seem really tense and you haven't even lost a football game yet. It's gonna feel like the Gaza Strip on 4th of July when we roll in towards the end of college football season.

Is Rob Riggle the guy that plays the Marine in the Village People? I don't remember him being 6'4". Maybe he had a late growth spurt like David Robinson.

Astro, were you trying to be an actor in So Cal? Is that why you hung with so many small people? Were you trying to be an extra on Willie Wanka and the Chocolate Factory? Did you get cut from the Umpa Lumpa's? Did you at least make their practice squad?

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your 5' 11.5 " Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 05:39 PM






Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 06:39 PM

Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD







Astro,

I think I'm going to get me a Wheel Tee shirt, those Wheel shorts are not my style. You Midwest folks are a little too Euro for me.

My grandfather always said "People in glass houses have a lot of windows to wash."

Thanks for the laugh Jelly and not dropping an Andrew Dice Clay line.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your just under six foot pal,


Stinky
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 07:23 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD







Astro,

I think I'm going to get me a Wheel Tee shirt, those Wheel shorts are not my style. You Midwest folks are a little too Euro for me.

My grandfather always said "People in glass houses have a lot of windows to wash."

Thanks for the laugh Jelly and not dropping an Andrew Dice Clay line.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your just under six foot pal,


Stinky


Dude we are busy watching football! Our place does all sports
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/30/14 08:52 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD









Astro,

I think I'm going to get me a Wheel Tee shirt, those Wheel shorts are not my style. You Midwest folks are a little too Euro for me.

My grandfather always said "People in glass houses have a lot of windows to wash."

Thanks for the laugh Jelly and not dropping an Andrew Dice Clay line.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your just under six foot pal,


Stinky


Dude we are busy watching football! Our place does all sports


We are undefeated in football since 1992. Why don't you play soccer, volleyball, water polo, track and field or soccer? Nearly impossible to fund them all, we skip American Football. We are consistently ranked in the top 20 in World Football.

You guys should consider dropping football, seriously.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/31/14 09:50 AM

Track and field...say whaaaaat. Some of the greatest track and field stars of the past was on KU track teams ya dang moron. Or perhaps you never heard of Billy Mills, Jim Ryun, or Al Oeter.

A lesson you should learn is if one wants to talk smack about another school, one should check the facts first. As far as you are concerned you have been almost wrong about everything. Hell your dumass will most likely show up at KStates arena thinking the KU-UCSB game will be held there.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/31/14 10:22 AM

Water polo...lol...water polo. Stinky is talking water polo smack. Next thing he will be bragging up Men's Synchonized Swimming. This guy is killing me...hahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/31/14 10:28 AM

Track and field stars - Wes Santee, Glenn Cunningham, Al Oerter
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/31/14 12:10 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
It's gonna feel like the Gaza Strip on 4th of July...
Please stop embarrassing us.

YT, Dad, Trophy Wife Step Mommy, and the entire family tree.

P.S. It's time you knew. You're adopted.

We tried to give you back but apparently crack whores have a no-return policy.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/31/14 12:28 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Is that why you hung with so many small people?
5'11" is a runt in the State of Kansas.

Someone who thinks Oklahoma City is in Kansas is a moron everywhere.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/31/14 12:29 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
Track and field stars - Wes Santee, Glenn Cunningham, Al Oerter
2013 National Champs KU Lady Jayhawks.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/31/14 03:28 PM

I guess I made a mistake on you not having Track & Field. My apologizes. You guys had a bye in football this week, why are u so angry? A bye isn't a loss. Weis should schedule more byes, the students and alumni would be happier.

Back to the beach...

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/31/14 04:17 PM

Dear Stinky

Peace to all

Back to your female whale infested beach.

Please drown


I only say that because if you come to Kansas talking that smack....you will not be returning to Cali. There are some big fellas out in this mug...and not fat either.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/31/14 07:36 PM

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 08/31/14 11:28 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Dear Stinky

Peace to all

Back to your female whale infested beach.

Please drown


I only say that because if you come to Kansas talking that smack....you will not be returning to Cali. There are some big fellas out in this mug...and not fat either.


Hey Vega,

Thanks for reminding me to be safe in the water. If I drown I'll miss my trip to Lawrence and miss my Gaucho upset at Allan Williams Field House. Sounds like Kansas has a lot of big guys. Why don't any of them play football for you? Maybe the big athletic kids from Kansas go to Kansas State. Why does old man Snyder get football players and you don't? I suspect Manhattan is way more fun than Lawrence. I bet they have a public Waffle House and their restaurants take credit cards. I'd get me some K-State gear but again I'm not a fan of their colors. Tan said I shouldn't wear Mizzu gear to the game but he hasn't been around the board lately. You guys didn't hurt my good friend did you? I think Tan is Asian. You don't have a problem with those people too, do you? I believe we are all equal.

You Hicks don't scare me. I'm thinking if I wear TCU gear that weekend I'll be the safest guy in Lawrence. God knows nobody in Kansas will be able to tackle someone wearing TCU.

You guys need to stop acting like bully's. It's bad Karma. Probably why Stanford upset you last season and why UCSB will upset you this season.

I'm sorry Phogger that you got picked on being a Village People fan in the Navy but you got to let it go even at your age.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, life jacket, Gaucho!

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 09:42 AM

I must put a stop to this insane back and forth about nothing.

Stinky, I sincerely hope you have a good time in Lawrence. Its a nice place and while many from other parts of the country usually poke fun at Kansas with their tired and unoriginal tornado,flat lands, Wizard of Oz jokes. Lawrence is unique because Lawrence is actually like a Cali town in Kansas. Its scenic,hilly, somewhat liberal with an awesome downtown and one of the most beautiful college campuses in the country.


In fact I have visited many college towns and imo Lawrence is the most perfect of them all and exactly how I would picture a perfect college town. Meaning downtown is not the center of the city, KU is the center.

Sure your team may get lucky and win. But the chances of that is about 1 in 10000. I am sure in the immortal words of Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber you are saying to yourself "So you're telling me theres a chance".

In closing I will debate you no longer or insult. You still appear to me to be a child because of the lack of quality and immaturity of your posts.

You cannot come up with anything new and you haven't really brought anything concerning bball and matchups of this game to the conversation. Its the same ole flat state, Waffle House, Village People comments. I am done with that.

See ya at the game, I will be there with Rocco and Vinny. And we will greet all Gaucho fans with open arms and clinched fists. Just kidding..

Your buddy, Phogger

Wheat, PBR, Rock Chalk Jayhawk...
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 10:37 AM

The Wheel doesn't take credit cards because they don't expect strangers to come in. Oh, did we tell you it's got a dirt floor? Wear shoes, MU crap, and carry your piggy bank to pay back your parents later...

"I'll see YOU later in the parking lot. You can count on that." Richard Kiel
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 03:15 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I guess I made a mistake on you not having Track & Field. My apologizes. You guys had a bye in football this week, why are u so angry? A bye isn't a loss. Weis should schedule more byes, the students and alumni would be happier.

Back to the beach...

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!
I've got you pegged.

You're the spoiled brat, SoCal fratboy who walks around with his "Hard Rock Cafe-Paris" souvenir t-shirt so that everyone will know your runt-ass hit all the American tourist traps when he visited Europe.

Or did you prefer Planet Hollywood?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
bully's.


Wow.

You try to help SoCal fratboy with plurals, but you just can't educate this spoiled brat.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 08:12 PM

[/quote]I've got you pegged.

You're the spoiled brat, SoCal fratboy who walks around with his "Hard Rock Cafe-Paris" souvenir t-shirt so that everyone will know your runt-ass hit all the American tourist traps when he visited Europe.

Or did you prefer Planet Hollywood?
[/quote]

I'd consider a Village People T-shirt but I think Phogger has Bogarted them all. I'd also consider an undefeated Kansas Football t-shirt but we all know that has never happened.

Your Planet Hollywood drop was kind of funny, I'll give you a golf clap for that one provided you stop your cyber bullying.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!!


Stinky
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 08:53 PM

Tornado Trackers ‏@tornadotrackers 1m
Wow! Compelling storm chase in action from @Lawrence_SVRHD via @TVNweather in the middle of tornadic storms in #Kansas.






stay away chief!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 08:55 PM

Ahh heck ya gave stinky some ammo for his tornado smack talk.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 08:57 PM

lmao! saw that on twitter and couldn't resist. You checking out Miami-Louisville?







seriously hope everyone in Kansas is safe. What area was Appy from?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 09:03 PM

Appy is somewhere square in the middle of the Flint Hills. 30 or 40 miles south of Emporia if I remember correctly. I believe its called Greenwood, Ks.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 09:07 PM

I think what you are seeing is about 40 or more miles south of Greenwood.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 09:14 PM

I'm not negative Nellie like Phogger, I hope you all find safety. Sorry about the timing; too bad this didn't land during a Kansas football game. Bye and rescheduled games still better than a loss.

What do they serve in the Waffle House basement during tornados?

Sand, Cerveza, tornado free Gauchos!

Run for the hills...crap, you don't have any. Sorry!

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 09:22 PM

Man I know right, we should have separate Tornado, Flat State, Wafflehouse forums. So we wouldn't have to take up space on here for those subjects. Thanks stinky for your concern. I do however hope you have to park in Lot 90 for the football game. Then climb the thousand steps up Mt. Oread to descent to Memorial Stadium on the other side. Indeed most of Kansas is flat...but not eastern Kansas.

Sand...sissy earthquake shakened wine...weed...stoner...Nachos= Fat Gauchos.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 09:29 PM

Hey Phoggy,

Why don't you make your football opponents park in lot 90? Maybe if you tried to tire them out before the game you might even cover the spread. No need to thank me, I'm always happy to help.

Rock, Chalk, crap, another tornado!

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 09:35 PM

Well thanks stinky, and I will help always is spelled"always" ...I know your parents only give you an allotted time per night on the computer. Don't waste it all on useless tornado talk.

Here I will even give you something constructive to do, and no I don't mean cleaning your bong. Find a list of common opponents our bball teams have had in the last 3-5 yrs and post the results.

Sand in your pu-s-sy, cheap bong water, Nacho..Fat Gaucho.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 09:49 PM

God you are an insecure pup for going back correcting all your misspelled words with an edit...That is hilarious.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/01/14 10:45 PM

Hey Phoggy,

If you stop packing your bong with tumble weeds I bet you'd get less sand and dirt in the water.

I think I'm gonna pass on the homework assignment, the waves are still over shoulder high. How do you have so much time to grade my paper with the tornado fast approaching? Put the work aside Phoggy, get down. All you farmers have such a strong work ethic, you should consider practicing football in between loses (got it right this time Vega)

When are you gonna free my good friend Tan? Come on guys, let him go. He did nothing to you. How many towns over in Ferguson from Lawrence? They sound practically identical except I think their high school football team could beat the Jayhawks even if they parked in Lot 90!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 09:32 AM

How many towns over in Ferguson from Lawrence?
[/quote]


Huh...what? ?? This Stinky fool cant even construct proper sentences. I am beginning to feel sorry for him. No way Stinky has a college degree, that's impossible. Unless it is one from Surf Board Waxer U....lol..

Wheat...Boulevard Beer...Rock Chalk Jayhawk whipping those stoner' Gaucho as=ses.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 10:39 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
How many towns over in Ferguson from Lawrence?


Huh...what? ?? This Stinky fool cant even construct proper sentences. I am beginning to feel sorry for him. No way Stinky has a college degree, that's impossible. Unless it is one from Surf Board Waxer U....lol..

Wheat...Boulevard Beer...Rock Chalk Jayhawk whipping those stoner' Gaucho as=ses.[/quote]

You're quick for your old age Phogger. You know who you remind me of? Give up? Chet in Weird Science. Stop being so grumpy towards me; I'm not the guy going "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow Lawrence down". It's that bit-ch Mother Nature doing it, not me. Chet got nice at the end of the movie, hopefully you do the same.

Be safe buddy.

Your big thumbed, lazy poster Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 03:57 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
[S]top your cyber bullying.

What a whiny little sandy vagina you are, CPTFelchyFinger!

You dish it out but you can't take it.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 04:00 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

What do they serve in the Waffle House basement during tornados?
Your mother bent over a table and accommodating three real men at once! $4 a pop!
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 04:02 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
How many towns over in Ferguson from Lawrence?


Huh...what? ?? This Stinky fool cant even construct proper sentences. I am beginning to feel sorry for him. No way Stinky has a college degree, that's impossible. Unless it is one from Surf Board Waxer U....lol..

Wheat...Boulevard Beer...Rock Chalk Jayhawk whipping those stoner' Gaucho as=ses.


You're quick for your old age Phogger. You know who you remind me of? Give up? Chet in Weird Science. Stop being so grumpy towards me; I'm not the guy going "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow Lawrence down". It's that bit-ch Mother Nature doing it, not me. Chet got nice at the end of the movie, hopefully you do the same.

Be safe buddy.

Your big thumbed, lazy poster Pal,

Stinky [/quote]It's your thumbs that make you a drooling imbecile.

We know, Runtbert.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 04:21 PM

You sound a little angry Astro, turn your frown upsidedown...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 04:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
[S]top your cyber bullying.

What a whiny little sandy vagina you are, CPTFelchyFinger!

You dish it out but you can't take it.


Hey Astro,

Glad you are safe. When is Tornadocoming weekend in Lawrence, KS? How do you guys select your Tornadocoming Court? Do you give the Tornadocoming King a crown or does he just wear a wind blown wig? Sounds like a big party and mess afterwards. We like to do bars and bikes in Santa Barbara, going from bar to bar on our bikes. You guys take it next level going from tornado to tornado in your trucks. I’ve never been to a tailgate party where the tailgate was the highest at the party…I imagine over 200 feet in the air at times. Do Allstate, State Farm, and Geico Insurance all film their disaster commercials in Lawrence, KS? I bet Flo is probably the hottest chick in all of Lawrence, right?

Have you seen the latest Party School rankings?


https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/best...BingPPCRankings


Don’t give up Lawrence. Tulane practically washed away eight years ago in Katrina and now they’re #1. You might even pass Kansas State in the rankings over the next decade if you work a little harder. Your football team needs to start practicing between loses, moonshine Pong is not a sport, and roofie shots are not a pick up line.

Can I get a “We are #46 Party School” T-Shirt at the KU Bookstore? I have no problem rooting for a Mid Major in party schools.

Sand, Cerveza, #2 Party School in the nation, Gaucho!

Your Pal, burp…


Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 04:25 PM

Be safe...
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 04:41 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
the waves are still over shoulder high.
That means mid-thigh for full-sized men.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 04:58 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
the waves are still over shoulder high.
That means mid-thigh for full-sized men.


Male thighs, you're so one track minded Astro. Sorry that Michael Sam got cut. I hear the Dallas Cowboys may sign him so why don't you go pre-order on fathead before your Mizzu pals snatch them all up.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 05:03 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Sorry that Michael Sam got cut. I hear the Dallas Cowboys may sign him so why don't you go pre-order on fathead before your Mizzu pals snatch them all up.


no snatch for them.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 10:52 PM

This cant go on, I will have a moderator ban stinky soon. Unless he wants to bring proper bball smack talk to this board he must experience a Rex Hudler adage...As in "He has gotta go"...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 11:14 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
This cant go on, I will have a moderator ban stinky soon. Unless he wants to bring proper bball smack talk to this board he must experience a Rex Hudler adage...As in "He has gotta go"...


Oh Phoggy,

Who is going to guard Allan Williams in the paint for the Jayhawks? I'm not sure why you would ban me, I'm as polite as can be and have only cursed once. I haven't threatened anyone and have offered multiple free drinks to multiple posters if they join me at the Wheel Friday night. I've also given you some great ideas.

I end most posts by saying peace to all. How much friendlier can a guest be?

Stinky

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 11:24 PM

Sure, I will have some drinks with you but not at the Wheel. That place will be a packed mess after KU beats the Gauchos down. Once again I suggest a downtown bar like Louises', Free State, or Fuzzys'...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/02/14 11:30 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Sure, I will have some drinks with you but not at the Wheel. That place will be a packed mess after KU beats the Gauchos down. Once again I suggest a downtown bar like Louises', Free State, or Fuzzys'...


We're going to drink before and after the game. Do they serve booze at the venue? I suspect not being that it is on campus but thought I'd at least ask.

We'll take in as much of Lawrence as possible Friday night. What bar stays open latest or is the best place to end the night? Maybe a beer at Free State. Logistics in November.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/03/14 08:58 AM

Most college only venues do not serve alcohol. AFH certainly does not. I have no clue to what bars stay open the latest. As always Google is your friend and will provide that info for you.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/03/14 10:49 AM

Dayum! Chief must be the most popular guy in Kansas!

This thread has more replies and more views than any in a long time around here.

With over 14,000 views, either a lot of you spend all day checking this thread or there are more people in Kansas than I thought.

Long live the Gaucho Ambassador!
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/03/14 11:10 AM

i heard that kusports.net is the bomb. 12 page threads are commonplace there.

this is just an observation about what i heard, not a recommendation or incitement to act by typing that into your browser.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/03/14 11:20 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i heard that kusports.net is the bomb. 12 page threads are commonplace there.

this is just an observation about what i heard, not a recommendation or incitement to act by typing that into your browser.


Do you think the guys over there know where the Waffle House is?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/03/14 11:32 AM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Originally Posted By: redrover
i heard that kusports.net is the bomb. 12 page threads are commonplace there.

this is just an observation about what i heard, not a recommendation or incitement to act by typing that into your browser.


Do you think the guys over there know where the Waffle House is?


well IHOP so.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/03/14 12:59 PM

Rover these fools cannot get it through their heads that there are no Waffle Houses in Lawrence. If they want that they need to take their as-ses to Georgia. One on every corner there.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/03/14 01:40 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Rover these fools cannot get it through their heads that there are no Waffle Houses in Lawrence. If they want that they need to take their as-ses to Georgia. One on every corner there.


you could be the 1st PHOG, franchise!

Waffle House
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/03/14 02:09 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i heard that kusports.net is the bomb. 12 page threads are commonplace there.

this is just an observation about what i heard, not a recommendation or incitement to act by typing that into your browser.


Vega will give you a beer free at the football tailgator this weekend.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/03/14 02:38 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC
Originally Posted By: redrover
i heard that kusports.net is the bomb. 12 page threads are commonplace there.

this is just an observation about what i heard, not a recommendation or incitement to act by typing that into your browser.


Vega will give you a beer free at the football tailgator this weekend.


Errr no he wont..He has backed out of that affair it seems. Man I didn't mean to put the fear of Phog in him that bad. That's ashame , I am going anyway.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/03/14 03:13 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
the waves are still over shoulder high.
That means mid-thigh for full-sized men.


Male thighs, you're so one track minded Astro. Sorry that Michael Sam got cut. I hear the Dallas Cowboys may sign him so why don't you go pre-order on fathead before your Mizzu pals snatch them all up.


My!

I would have though that a SoCal FratBrat whose only accomplishment was being well-born could find some love for the gay MethZoo player!
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/03/14 03:19 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Originally Posted By: redrover
i heard that kusports.net is the bomb. 12 page threads are commonplace there.

this is just an observation about what i heard, not a recommendation or incitement to act by typing that into your browser.


Do you think the guys over there know where the Waffle House is?
We just follow the stench from CPTYeastyFinger's imaginary wife's girl parts.

Or the hoards of flies emanating therefrom.

Thanks for playing! Now take your idiot little brother and GTFL.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 09:58 AM

If your heart rate races back and forth watching the Weather & Tornado Channel then you'll definitely not want to read any of the inside scoop from UCSB Hoops below. Those my friends are the players you'll be going up against Nov. 14th. Lucky for you, Kentucky rolls in town the following game. Hopefully the paint is dry on the new Allan Williams Fieldhouse sign...

Peace to all.

Your Pal,


Stinky



http://gauchohoops.blogspot.com/
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 10:07 AM

i have the last word on every forum now. thats a good thing for you guys that i can come and make this place revelant again. sorry i took the summer off. it must of been hard for you guys.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 10:37 AM

Welcome back Red! Let's talk hoops!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 11:18 AM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Dayum! Chief must be the most popular guy in Kansas!

This thread has more replies and more views than any in a long time around here.

With over 14,000 views, either a lot of you spend all day checking this thread or there are more people in Kansas than I thought.

Long live the Gaucho Ambassador!



Hey Sean!

Glad you made it here safely. There are some really nice, helpful posters on this Kansas board. Phogg, Astro, Red. This has been the most viewed thread since Dannylandulf started the Tharpe Sex Pic thread. I was hoping Tharpe was one of the cute Kansas cheerleaders or sorority girls that Phogg takes pictures of under stalls but Tharpe is a guy. I guess he transferred from Kansas but almost 14,000 KU fans still wanna check out his....Oh, the Michael Sam Dallas Cowboy fathead is sold out too. Phog is gonna scalp them at Mizzu football games if he has any left from decorating his convalescent home.

Let's treat these good Kansas folks with the respect we are known for in SB. A few of the posters might even be willing to make a wager with you on our game but if UCSB loses and we don't pay up Rocco & his pals might beat us up. They say everyone in Kansas is big and strong except Jayhawk football players. Many places in Kansas don't take credit cards so bring cash or gold. I'm going to bring a jar of change on the trip. You know what? When I check out I'm going to leave my jar at a Sonic or Corn Stand to help with relief efforts when the next tornado hits.

See you around. I'll be putting up signs most of the day trying to find my missing friend Tan but I'll check in later, OK? Hopefully these good folks tell us a little about the 2014/15 Jayhawk basketball team and not relive past glory.

Did you see the link I shared about UCSB Hoops? They promised not to share it with Coach Self and I'm going to take them for their word.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,


Stinky


P.S. Watch your spelling Sean, they can be a little fussy about it.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 11:40 AM

you guys in cali are always ahead of the curve... are there lots of breakfast soup places in SB? i am sure santa cruz has a few but only vegetarian soups and thats no good for breakfast, lentils and [censored].

i think i want my breakfast soup place to also be a morning cigar bar.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 12:14 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
you guys in cali are always ahead of the curve... are there lots of breakfast soup places in SB? i am sure santa cruz has a few but only vegetarian soups and thats no good for breakfast, lentils and [censored].

i think i want my breakfast soup place to also be a morning cigar bar.


Hey Red,

I have a few friends that jumped on that Pho thing. It's not bad; you pile some veggies and add a meat/fish and spice it up as you wish. I like it but it gets too messy for a breakfast meal and you do get hungry about two hours later. Sometimes we just start the day with a Jamba Juice or specially concocted Starbucks coffee.

Nothing beats a good Cuban cigar with any omelette at the Waffle House. Thanks for not bragging.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 12:18 PM

speaking of not bragging, i am taller than the average guy. its not bragging because it is true.

i had to google pho because thats how far behind stuff in oklahoma is, we dont have asians.

here is a pho tograph

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 01:16 PM

Doesn't that Pho look yummy? I'd throw in some jalapenos, more sprouts, and definitely some red, spicy sauce for a good morning kick. You always ask for less noodles and more veggies, please.

Do you mind if I talk a little KU basketball thru our growling stomachs? Thanks.

The one recruit you have that scares me is Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk. I heard he was not in classes and may not be for weeks. Did his airplane just fly past Kansas and land in CO or UT? Probably easy to do; no Rockie Mountains or big arch or Mormon Churches to catch the pilots attention, right? I would double check. Have all the bodies been accounted for in your tornado last week? Maybe he was wondering around and just got caught up in the thing. The whole story seems odd; he's gonna arrive and immediately start taking on-line classes. Is he Facebook or twitter friends with Rashad McCants? There is something suspicious going on you ask me. I do hope he is ok.

I heard Coach Self might go with a four guard line up? I think that's a fabulous idea, I've never seen Allan Williams doubled teamed by guards. Worth a try, right?

That darn Pho bowl is making me hungry. One quick question, what different types of flavors can I get corn in? I like to sprinkle various flavors on my popcorn and figured you guys have probably mastered all the great receipts with corn. That's on my list too.

Thanks Red. I'll look forward to you response or any other fan that wants to talk hoop or corn.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 02:56 PM

Well this thread is in good hands now...our resident idiot "red rover" is conversing with the southern Cali version of him being "Stinky". They should get along like two peas in a bowl of Pho.

Peace out ya dumb beaatches.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 03:12 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Dayum! Chief must be the most popular guy in Kansas!

This thread has more replies and more views than any in a long time around here.

With over 14,000 views, either a lot of you spend all day checking this thread or there are more people in Kansas than I thought.

Long live the Gaucho Ambassador!
One more SoCal FratBrat and you and CPTYeastyFinger can turn your Gaucho 69 into a Gaucho Daisy Chain!
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 03:23 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Maybe he was wondering around...

Wow. You just can't fix SoCal FratBrat stupid.

While you're in Lawrence, find a sixth-grader to help you with plurals, spelling and geography.


[Edit] You're just baiting me, aren't you. You're not really this stupid.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 03:24 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
They should get along like two peas in a bowl of Pho.

Peace out ya dumb beaatches.


Hey Phogger,

I've never seen peas in Pho before. You can get green beans which are a little easier to eat with chop sticks. You use the spoon for the brooth. If you make it real spicy like me those last few scoops practically make your eyes water.

I'll tell you what Phogger, you give me some good corn recipes and I'll bring a few pho recipes.

Sand, Cerveza, and occasional pho!

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 03:27 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
They should get along like two peas in a bowl of Pho.

Peace out ya dumb beaatches.


I've never seen peas in Pho before.
I've never read someone bragging about being 5'11.5".

Of course, most people aren't sawed-off SoCal rich kid FratBrats who think Oklahoma City is in Kansas.

P.S. What's "brooth"? Is that the nasty stuff that gives you the stinky finger?
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 04:15 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Well this thread is in good hands now...our resident idiot "red rover" is conversing with the southern Cali version of him being "Stinky". They should get along like two peas in a bowl of Pho.

Peace out ya dumb beaatches.


You're running down Rover? I was thinking we finally found a friendly, intelligent poster in Kansas. I was starting to think everyone was bitter grumps like Phogusher and Astronut.

Rover, I've got a roll of nickels to buy you a beer before the Gaucho game.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 04:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
They should get along like two peas in a bowl of Pho.

Peace out ya dumb beaatches.


I've never seen peas in Pho before.
I've never read someone bragging about being 5'11.5".

Of course, most people aren't sawed-off SoCal rich kid FratBrats who think Oklahoma City is in Kansas.

P.S. What's "brooth"? Is that the nasty stuff that gives you the stinky finger?


Astro you are lightning quick catching my grammar mistakes. If only your football team could swarm defenders like you. Then maybe other conferences might even consider poaching you like Nebraska and Mizzu. Seems silly even calling it the Big 12. It also must suck to have to do everything Texas says. They pretty much own the rest of the conference, right?

I'll get Reds second drink. My change is unrolled so I'll start getting it together when he is on final sips.

Peace to all.

Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 04:42 PM

i am friend to all, pho to none.

we all want peas. lets visualize it.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 04:59 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
They should get along like two peas in a bowl of Pho.

Peace out ya dumb beaatches.


I've never seen peas in Pho before.
I've never read someone bragging about being 5'11.5".

Of course, most people aren't sawed-off SoCal rich kid FratBrats who think Oklahoma City is in Kansas.

P.S. What's "brooth"? Is that the nasty stuff that gives you the stinky finger?


Astro you are lightning quick catching my grammar mistakes. If only your football team could swarm defenders like you. Then maybe other conferences might even consider poaching you like Nebraska and Mizzu. Seems silly even calling it the Big 12. It also must suck to have to do everything Texas says. They pretty much own the rest of the conference, right?

I'll get Reds second drink. My change is unrolled so I'll start getting it together when he is on final sips.

Peace to all.

Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 05:05 PM

stinkyfinger has done me no wrong. sure his digital hygiene leaves something to be desire, but his heart is in the right general place. plus, if it werent for him i would have to dress up a volleyball and name it wilson up in here.

i am announcing a general amnesty. from now on you are all friends.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 05:08 PM

what do you call a communist santa barbara fan?

gaucho marx

yes read that again, it really is as funny as it seems.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 05:11 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
They should get along like two peas in a bowl of Pho.

Peace out ya dumb beaatches.


I've never seen peas in Pho before.
I've never read someone bragging about being 5'11.5".

Of course, most people aren't sawed-off SoCal rich kid FratBrats who think Oklahoma City is in Kansas.

P.S. What's "brooth"? Is that the nasty stuff that gives you the stinky finger?


Astro you are lightning quick catching my grammar mistakes.
Hmm.

Nah. I'm pretty sure that the problem is that you're an idiot and a SoCal rich kid spoiled FratBrat.

Actually, I'm quite certain.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 05:11 PM

Red rover doesn't even live in Kansas...We done shipped his butt to Okie. Stinky is 13....NachoSean is 12.....and we waste our time debating them. At least Rover can communicate with them because he is 12 or 11 intellectually. Have fun Pho eating Phools....lol d lol
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 05:49 PM



Do you think the guys over there know where the Waffle House is? [/quote]

well IHOP so. [/quote]


Well done Red, now that is funny!
Apparently, someone gets stabbed in Lawrence every 24 hours, that poor bastard.

Looking forward to the visit to the iconic Field House and your beautiful little college town in the heartland, definitely on the bucket list for a diehard hoops fan.

I have to say, this may go on record for one of the most impressive visits by our ambassador yet, thread started in the dead of summer, going strong into September, still more than two months out from the actual game. All this attention for our mid-major beach school! Well done Chief!
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 05:51 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
speaking of not bragging, i am taller than the average guy. its not bragging because it is true.

i had to google pho because thats how far behind stuff in oklahoma is, we dont have asians.

here is a pho tograph



Phởg would be proud
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 06:05 PM

Good gravy Marie...these Gacho fools are a multiplying.....like love sick rabbits. That are eventually going to be ensnared in the trap know as Allen Field House. Stinky will most likely be the welch rabbit that wont pay off his bet until Rocco comes to collect.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 06:35 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Good gravy Marie...these Gacho fools are a multiplying.....like love sick rabbits. That are eventually going to be ensnared in the trap know as Allen Field House. Stinky will most likely be the welch rabbit that wont pay off his bet until Rocco comes to collect.


We're not worried foggy, we can't lose, no matter what the scoreboard may end up saying. We'll have had a great trip to an icon of college hoops (should have great seats too), had some beers with good friends, and then we go back to the beach and surf on Sunday. Winter swells should be rolling in then. We promise not to throw our tortillas until after the game is over.

Another great arena to check off that I've been fortunate enough to visit; Thomas & Mack (UNLV), Pauley Pavillion, the old Pitt at Oregon, Edmonson Pavillion at UW, Viejas Arena (SDSU--probably the best arena on the west coast now in terms of the combination of atmosphere and modern touches & size), Florida, Harmon (Cal), Maples Pavillion (Stanford), & Cameron (Duke).

Red, if you can manage the drive up from OK, join us Gauchos for a beer before the game.
Btw, nice signature, Bilas went to my high school. Was before my time though.

Ole!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/04/14 11:22 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i am friend to all, pho to none.

we all want peas. lets visualize it.


You're a good mod Red. Why did you move to Oklahoma? Did the tornados scare you out of Lawrence too? Have you ever been on the Sooner Scooner? That looks pretty fun. You should get one of those at Kansas, I bet it would help out with your football recruiting.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/05/14 08:16 AM

Gauchofreg is the straight man to Stinky's buffoonery. Makes sense, at least freg shows respect to mighty KU and spouts no tornado/Waffle House nonsense. I hope you all have fun in Ltown. Drink some fine local Free State micro brews to sooth the pain of the whupping the Jayhawks are going to put on the Gauchos.

Wheat...Corn...Waffle Houses...Free State...Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/05/14 08:32 AM

i do admire your optimism phoggy. i think the important thing is our guys try hard.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/05/14 08:36 AM

And good sportsmanship.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/05/14 08:43 AM

i am not a mod. i am just the primary driving force that entertains everyone and keeps social collusion going on. i am like the central hub of the site since i am friend to all and enema to none. it is an easy mistake to make thinking i actually literally run the place. i dont. i just make it worthwhile is all.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/05/14 01:32 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i am not a mod. i am just the primary driving force that entertains everyone and keeps social collusion going on. i am like the central hub of the site since i am friend to all and enema to none. it is an easy mistake to make thinking i actually literally run the place. i dont. i just make it worthwhile is all.


Thanks for doing what you do Red. I'm a pretty positive guy and I attribute that to my higher power and my education at THE University of California, Santa Barbara. Only a select few are so blessed to have gone to a top academic school and also a top party school. Put those two together and you get a happy student. The Princeton Review agrees ranking UCSB #3 as the happiest student body in the nation.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/30/happiest-students-princet_n_1927091.html

Can I please be direct and ask a tough question? Why are Kansas State students happier than Jayhawk students? I see they are ranked #8 in this survey. Is it because they have a highly ranked football team year in and year out and Kansas doesn't? Is there a lot more to do in Manhattan, KS than Lawrence, KS? Please don't shoot the message man. I'm just curious. I'm thinking about extending my Kansas trip to see other places and towns in your state.

Usually the "State" schools are the inferior schools within the state, not the Universities. That's how it is in just about every state I've visited. Why so different in the State of Kansas?

Congratulations on the preseason #6 ranking I saw on a recent College Basketball Preview Magazine. You were preseason #6 last year, you probably would have won it all if it wasn't for the pesky 10-8 Pac-12 record Stanford Cardinal the first weekend of NCAA Tournament.

http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-basketb...nalysis/slide/6

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/05/14 03:38 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
Originally Posted By: redrover
speaking of not bragging, i am taller than the average guy. its not bragging because it is true.

i had to google pho because thats how far behind stuff in oklahoma is, we dont have asians.

here is a pho tograph



Phởg would be proud
Is that Pho?

Add a "k" to the end of the pronunciation and you'll know what the gardeners do with CPTYeastyFinger's wife on water breaks!

laugh
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/05/14 03:38 PM

And why UCSB fans have some hope this season. See, da Finger is not just blowing smoke up your ass when we say that for one night, it will be the Allan Field House:

http://espn.go.com/blog/collegebasketballnation/post/_/id/100140/dont-forget-about-alan-williams
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/05/14 03:43 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I attribute that to my higher power and my education at THE University of California, Santa Barbara....


Please stop mentioning our university. You're an idiot.

YT,

The faculty, students, alumni, alumnae, gardeners, kitchen staff and everyone who's ever happened to drive by UCSB.
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/05/14 05:15 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i am not a mod. i am just the primary driving force that entertains everyone and keeps social collusion going on. i am like the central hub of the site since i am friend to all and enema to none. it is an easy mistake to make thinking i actually literally run the place. i dont. i just make it worthwhile is all.


"collision" might be more accurate.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/05/14 05:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I attribute that to my higher power and my education at THE University of California, Santa Barbara....


Please stop mentioning our university. You're an idiot.

YT,

The faculty, students, alumni, alumnae, gardeners, kitchen staff and everyone who's ever happened to drive by UCSB.



Sounds like someone woke up late today and missed his Waffle House Toddle House omelet.

Have a blast at your football game tomorrow night, make the Red Hawks park in Lot 90.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/05/14 09:00 PM

Wont matter where SeMo parks...KU is going to roll over them. Now go eat a pho omelet ya dang stoner.

Wheat...corn...but no fu0cking Waffle House...Rock Chalk Jayhawks ya beaatches.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 08:16 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I attribute that to my higher power and my education at THE University of California, Santa Barbara....


Please stop mentioning our university. You're an idiot.

YT,

The faculty, students, alumni, alumnae, gardeners, kitchen staff and everyone who's ever happened to drive by UCSB.



Sounds like someone woke up late today
Sounds like someone who knows an idiot when he encounters one.

BTW, the gardeners left you some pho, but you'll have to ask your wife if you can have some. She might be saving it for the feng shui consultant.

laugh
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 09:21 AM


[/quote]Sounds like someone who knows an idiot when he encounters one.

BTW, the gardeners left you some pho, but you'll have to ask your wife if you can have some. She might be saving it for the feng shui consultant.

laugh
[/quote]

Leftover pho doesn't sound as good as say leftover pizza. Any word on your missing Euro? If he's enrolled in on-line classes does he still have to live in Lawrence? Could he live in Manhattan, KS and just commute back and forth for games? Sounds like he'll be happier and have more fun on that campus. I guess the good news is he probably isn't a football fan so it won't really bother him KU will be at the bottom of the Big 12.

Good luck tonight.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your pal,


Stinky

Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 10:21 AM

Scot Pollard is one of our greatest characters and players and alumni and fans. Good to have another Pollard on the roster.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 12:11 PM

Originally Posted By: MICHHAWK
Scot Pollard is one of our greatest characters and players and alumni and fans. Good to have another Pollard on the roster.


Hey Hawk,

Glad you are safe in Michigan. Are you comparing Pollard to the lost Euro? I bet Scott showed up when classes started, right? He was a tough dude.

I always though Timothy McVeigh looked like a smaller version of Greg Ostertag. It was probably that Kansas crew cut. Not a bad look.

Why does Kansas bring in McDonald All Americans in basketball and McDonald AM Drive thru workers in football? I'm gonna peak in on your football game on ESPN tonight. Do all you guys wear those cornheads to the game? The Packer cheeseheads are more original but I'll still applaud your enthusiasm.

Good luck tonight.

Peace to all.

Sand, Sun, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 04:19 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I bet Scott showed up when classes started, right? He was a tough dude.
Pay attention. Pollard's first name is "Scot".

Can you simply not resist the temptation to prove yourself an idiot or are you simply incapable of learning?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 04:25 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

I always though Timothy McVeigh looked like a smaller version of Greg Ostertag.
And your Daddy always though [sic] you looked like the trash man.

One of you was righ laugh

My God. Too stupid to realize you're stupid is no way to go throug laugh life, little boy.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 04:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I bet Scott showed up when classes started, right? He was a tough dude.
Pollard's first name is "Scot".




Only one T in Scott? I bet he lost the other one in a tornado. Thank god the wind didn't take one of the L's in his last name or did he used to have three?

Tornados can sure destroy a family and name. God has a plan for all our names.

Peace to all.


Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 05:03 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I bet Scott showed up when classes started, right? He was a tough dude.
Pollard's first name is "Scot".




Only one T in Scott? I bet he lost the other one in a tornado. Thank god the wind didn't take one of the L's in his last name or did he used to have three?

Tornados can sure destroy a family and name. God has a plan for all our names.

Peace to all.


Stinky
"Can you simply not resist the temptation to prove yourself an idiot or are you simply incapable of learning?"

I vote the latter.

I think the little runt tries hard.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 06:35 PM

Stinky indeed tries too hard...Cant wait to meet him...or should I say Rocco cant wait to meet him.

I guess he thinks all his incorrect Kansas comments get under our skin. When in reality in his ever on going weak attempts he just proves himself to be increasingly ignorant. I am quite expected a short bus to drop him off in front of AFH. Because I am positive he has commuted on many of them.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 07:31 PM

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 07:33 PM

Although I appreciate the GIFs KYBlue...I guess I don't know what you are trying to point out. Please enlighten my dumb butt.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/06/14 11:21 PM

No complaints from me KY, Phogger is just binging to see your library of Michael Sam material.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 09:30 AM

Before we delve into more basketball talk I wanted to congratulate you Jayhawks on your football win last night. I never got around to watching any of it but it sounded exciting. Do you think Charlie forgot they play four quarters in football, not three? Did he just get hungry and leave near the end? I know those TV games are filled with more breaks in the action and make the game run longer. Charlie should buy a phanny pack and a couple bungy cords to keep some snacks around his waist. He's the only head coach that wears a headset that talks directly with the Sonic Drive Thru window. That's not a play book in Charlie's hands, it's a menu. That's why he keeps it so private.

I heard Charlie Weis was excited to do the ALS Bucket Challenge until someone told him there's no fried chicken in the bucket.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 09:43 AM

Boy you are asking for an as=s kicking when you arrive in Lawrence. I am serious. We are going to be like Cincy bball a few yrs ago and send you back in a Nacho...errrr body bag cause we Zip em Up...lol.

Serious ? stoner....how many bongs do you fire up before you post. Because your comments seem to lack more brain power with each one you post. That can be the only explaination.

I usually don't make it a point to meet up with a trolling flame thrower like you. But I am going to make it a personal project in your case. If we are lucky a rogue wave will wipe you out and we wont happen to listen to your inane rantings any longer.

Needless to say I cant wait until that game. If nothing more than to watch the sad..sagging...weeping faces of the Gaucho fans when KU is rolling by 30 at AFH. See ya suckas then.

Corn...Boulevard Tank 7....Drunk Tanks for the Stoner Gaucho fans at the Lawrence Lockup...Rock Chalk Jayhawk ya Muthas..
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 11:44 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Before we delve into more basketball talk I wanted to congratulate you Jayhawks on your football win last night. I never got around to watching any of it but it sounded exciting. Do you think Charlie forgot they play four quarters in football, not three? Did he just get hungry and leave near the end? I know those TV games are filled with more breaks in the action and make the game run longer. Charlie should buy a phanny pack and a couple bungy cords to keep some snacks around his waist. He's the only head coach that wears a headset that talks directly with the Sonic Drive Thru window. That's not a play book in Charlie's hands, it's a menu. That's why he keeps it so private.

I heard Charlie Weis was excited to do the ALS Bucket Challenge until someone told him there's no fried chicken in the bucket.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Your Pal,


Stinky


Charlie has lost at least 80 lbs. and is well on his way to 100. It is noticeable.

Back to basketball, I would shake your hand after our team grinds yours to powder, but I don't want to touch or be in proximity to your finger.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 01:15 PM

[/quote]


Back to basketball, I would shake your hand after our team grinds yours to powder, but I don't want to touch or be in proximity to your finger. [/quote]

I'll probably have that cheese whiz stuff on my hands from the wheel but I would be more afraid of my dinner meal. A Wang burger kind of scares me. Asians are known to cook pets so I don't know what's in that darn thing. I might just get a big bowl of corn chowder.

We could just do a fister if that would make you feel safer.

Glad to hear Charlie is losing weight, I have no ill will towards him or anyone. Maybe he could share his diet tips with Phogger. I think he's mad at me for teasing people suffering from obesity.

Peace to all.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 02:51 PM

After all the fat cows I seen on Cali beaches you should start your teasing of obese individuals out there. Not mad at you at all, I actually look forward to your ever increasing moronic comments with each of your posts.

I will just let the Jayhawks take care of business(which they will bigtime) and you and your fellow Gauchos Male Cowboy Lovers will stfu accordingly. That will make it all good with me. Of course you wont talk any smack once you arrive in Lawrence. Guys/Flamers like you only talk crap from the safety of his/hers keyboard. Smell ya later stinky.....
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 03:41 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
After all the fat cows I seen on Cali beaches you should start your teasing of obese individuals out there. Not mad at you at all, I actually look forward to your ever increasing moronic comments with each of your posts.

I will just let the Jayhawks take care of business(which they will bigtime) and you and your fellow Gauchos Male Cowboy Lovers will stfu accordingly. That will make it all good with me. Of course you wont talk any smack once you arrive in Lawrence. Guys/Flamers like you only talk crap from the safety of his/hers keyboard. Smell ya later stinky.....


I'm glad you're not mad at me Phogger. Lots of fat cows in Caifornia but Fresno and Modesto aren't beach towns and those are real cows...seriously. That's why they didn't give you their phone number, they don't have one. California is a pretty booming dairy state.

I always call it like I see it Phogger. If Lawrence is as great as you say it is, I'll be your biggest spokesman. If you Jayhawks roll my Gauchos that night I'll be the first come here and congratulate you. That's how I roll Phogger.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Your pal,


Stinky

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 04:10 PM

I will believe that when it happens. Because the Jayhawks are most definetly going to roll your boyees.

Just curious...why do you call yourself chiefstinkyfinger....does your wife have a constant yeast infection or are you a proctologist by profession, or both maybe.Does your personalized license plate say " As-sMan or Bread Maker" on it.... Nothing but the best for ole stinky.

Wheat...Free State Copperhead...Nachos for the Gauchos at La Parilla or Fuzzy's Tacos....Peace out sucks...Rock Chalk..the Mighty Jayhawks.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 05:04 PM

Are you bringing the imaginary wife or do you owe the gardener(s) money?

I'm going to take another flyer here- you have an older brother/sister who's not a worthless tit. (S)he is a success and you've struggled all your life to make Daddy love you.

What do I win?
Posted by: oldalum

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 05:19 PM

While an opponent could be familiar with our players, this guy knows way too much about KU, Lawrence, our personnel, etc. for him to be someone from Santa Barbara. Looks to me like he is really one of our own who is entertaining himself in the off season by trying to upset everyone. Is that possible?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 08:49 PM

Originally Posted By: oldalum
While an opponent could be familiar with our players, this guy knows way too much about KU, Lawrence, our personnel, etc. for him to be someone from Santa Barbara. Looks to me like he is really one of our own who is entertaining himself in the off season by trying to upset everyone. Is that possible?


You pegged me Matlock. I'm a 6th generation Kansas native. My beloved family has been decimated by 14 F5 tornados. I lost my son, littlestinkypinky, and all four daughters, Dorothy, Dorothy II, Dorothy III, and Dorothy IV to those powerful tornados. Our family has struggled for many generations. I helped found Pizza Hut in 1958 in Witchita, KS. I came up with a great recipe for a wheat pizza crust. For the past 56 years I've been telling everyone at Pizza Hit that a wheat pizza crust tastes great, it's healthy, and I know a few places we could get some wheat. For over half a century the leaders at Pizza Hut keep telling me I know nothing about pizza and what people want as a crust. I finally lost my marbles and decided to come to this sports message board and see if I could make a few of you guys, my fellow KU alums, crazy too. I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that medley oldalum.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 10:27 PM



what appears to be a "Jayhawk" on Dorothy

Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/07/14 10:27 PM

Posted by: JimWest

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 05:22 AM

Someone needs a Cajun Chicken with Avacado from Deja Vu.
Posted by: JimWest

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 05:25 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Pay that Cali dude no nevermind, most likely Jim West with a fake moniker. Just here to troll with his Sonic and Wafflehouse comments. Screw that clown, his Slugs/Gauchos(which is the gay version of cowboys in Argentina) will lose at AFH and lose big time. I will spot that suck 10 pts for a C note. He will be too cowardly to take that bet.


lol just saw this
Posted by: JimWest

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 05:40 AM

These farm people don't have any concept of what it means to not actually care about sports teams. They cling so tightly to days-gone-by and continue to wear horrible looking attire brandishing the logos of schools they attended decades ago in some vain attempt to attach themselves to something they perceive as important to others. What they don't understand is that no one that lives in a legitimately desirable place cares.

Welcome brothers.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 10:14 AM

Although I don't entirely disagree with the rantings of "da slickest they is"...I do however find it odd he seems the need to post on a sports forum since there is so many more important and desirable things to do in the world.

I will admit that KC/KU sports events fans are dressed rather poorly in comparison with the rest of the nation. Especially the Chief's crowd, but wtf difference does it make how they dress or if they love their local sports teams.

Boston,NYC,Philly, St Louis, DC have just as passionate fans for their sports teams from all walk of life. Why target Kansas area fans with your snobbish comments. I picture J. West as a thin wristed Nancy boy that escaped Kansas life at puberty or not long after because he probably got his lite as-s whupped on a daily basis. Settling with his parents or perverted Uncle Ralph in some strange Cali town, most likely a suburb of LA.

And like most Calis' they don't have allegiance for their local sports teams. Which really isn't accurate, they love their Dodgers...Lakers....49ers...Stanford...UCLA...USC..etc. Sure Cali has a lot more to do than Kansas...but the individuals are more real and honest out here, in fact I have met many Calis that have moved here and they love it. They state Cali has gone into the crapper and only will get worse. Maybe it was an awesome place 50-70 yrs ago but enviromentaly it is almost done presently.

So keep flaming on Kansas ya Nancy boy. Drink your fancy box wine, smoke your bubba kush, and wish you could be a real individual like most Kansans . Most likely you are some 50 yr old waiter still trying to make his mark in Hollyweird.Good thing you are "da slickest they is" makes it easier for directors getting to know you on their casting couches. ..lol
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 11:30 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Good thing you are "da slickest they is" makes it easier for directors getting to know you on their casting couches. ..lol


That was a pretty good zing Phogger.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 01:31 PM

Needless to say, I have a great sense of humor. I even find your incorrect rantings somewhat funny. J West is nothing but a snobbish douche that has done nothing but insult his Midwestern roots. Hell I make fun of this backwards area plenty, but it does have its good points...two to be exact Lawrence and the greater KC area...a few nice smaller Kansas towns can be found, but it is what it is...that being hearty farmland, that puts the bread or as in your case tortilla/pita bread on the table.

No hate, nothing but love for ya stinky. Just keep that finger away from my nose or food. Later, that Friday night in Nov. is fast approaching and unfortunately considering the state of local KU football and the Queefs its all we got going for us, with the exception of the Royals.

Wheat...love...soul...Boulevard Sixth Glass...Rock Chalk Jayhawk ya Beaatches.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 03:18 PM

hey what is going on here? are you boys fighting again?

maybe i can mediate since i am friend to all and enemy to none and basically everybody likes me.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 03:47 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
hey what is going on here? are you boys fighting again?

maybe i can mediate since i am friend to all and enemy to none and basically everybody likes me.


I think Phogger & the Fresh Prince have a little history together; everything good on my end. I even had a very healthy ahi salad for lunch today. If Charlie can drop 80 lbs, allegedly, I can drop my last 15 lbs.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 04:21 PM

why does your finger smell?
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 04:28 PM

A woman was walking through her new house with the contractor. As they walked through rooms, she told him what color she wanted him to paint each room. In the bedroom she said, "I think this would be nice in a cream." The contractor stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" This perplexed the woman. They moved to the living room and she said, " I would love rose in this area." Again the contractor strolled over to the window and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" Again the woman was confused but did not say anything. As they walked into the kitchen she proudly announced that she wanted this room to be, " a glorious shade of mauve." Once again the contractor went to the window and yelled,"GREEN SIDE UP!" Finally she could not stand this anymore. "What are you shouting GREEN SIDE UP out every window of this house?" He replied,"I'm sorry. I have a crew of KU students laying sod across the street."
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 07:07 PM

Wow, that's a classic I tell ya what. Not even funny. There is no green in Cali anymore anyhow...despite the hard work of Kansans. Its all a shade of shi--t brown and cement....Basically if it wasn't for the Pacific Ocean, Cali would be a sh-t hole...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/08/14 08:56 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
why does your finger smell?


Stink happens...
Posted by: JimWest

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 12:11 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

I will admit that KC/KU sports events fans are dressed rather poorly in comparison with the rest of the nation. Especially the Chief's crowd, but wtf difference does it make how they dress or if they love their local sports teams.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpuFEpbE0d0#t=23
Posted by: JimWest

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 12:13 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
.that being hearty farmland, that puts the bread or as in your case tortilla/pita bread on the table.


lol

Only peasants eat bread.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 10:02 AM

Guess there is a lot of peasants in the world then. Should have figured you as an Agassi fan, the long haired version that is, you likey Andre with his long flowing locks...lol... competed with Brooke for his undivided attention perhaps.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 10:24 AM

Top Public Universities, congratulations to KU for making the list at 50. Of course Missouri is #45?

US News World Report Top 10 Public Universities http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreview...ties/top-public

Well what do you know, UCSB #10.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 10:27 AM

Let's keep this thread basketball related, ok?

I hear Allen Field House is a fabulous arena. Must be nice to have T. Boone Pickens practically give your Athletic Department a blank check.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Your Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 10:35 AM

you have yet to explain the stink of your finger and i for one find that suspicious. i am not going to tolerate your obfuscation any longer.

yes obfuscation. look it up.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 10:39 AM

sean and chief do you wear these pants? if not i do not believe you are really gauchos.

Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 10:40 AM

i got that picture from gauchopants.org which is the real deal for gaucho pant advocacy so dont try any of your slick bullshit. these are your pants are you are fakers.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 11:07 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i got that picture from gauchopants.org which is the real deal for gaucho pant advocacy so dont try any of your slick bullshit. these are your pants are you are fakers.


Not mine, I don't wear green ones!

I assure you Chief, Freg and I are Gauchos and as real as that tornado headed towards your trailer park!
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 11:10 AM

are you calling me trailer trash? you who wears sissy pants?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 11:15 AM

hey sean i found this picture of you on the internet. shame on you pimping coke.

Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 12:11 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
are you calling me trailer trash? you who wears sissy pants?


Doesn't everyone in Kansas live in a trailer?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 12:46 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
sean and chief do you wear these pants? if not i do not believe you are really gauchos.



Those are some pretty ugly pants Red. A Gaucho is an Argentinian Cowboy silly. You won't find many in Santa Barbara, mostly in Argentina/South America. My Grandfather is a bird enthusiast, I asked him where I could find a Jayhawk. He says he's never heard or seen that bird. He said there's no such thing as a Jayhawk. What zoo can I find a Jayhawk? Is it a Disney character? Did Dorothy have a pet Jayhawk in The Wizard of Oz?

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, real Mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 01:11 PM

stinky, if you wont find any gauchos within a thousand miles of santa barbara, then why in gods name would your sports team be named after them?

its especially dumb because it is a location specific name. by definition a gaucho is for one country in south america.

at least if your team were teh cardinals or bears or wildcats or what not, you can make the argument that a person could find a cardinal somewhere on the same continent as your school.

your dumb team name would be like having your dumb team called the ucsb texans. except worse because at least texas is on the same continent.

but i bet there are a lot of dudes in your part of cali that wear gaucho pants. hell i knew a guy who wore skirts like a kilt. needless to say he was from california, ate the same dumb [censored] you and sean do, and was a mooch who didnt want to sacrifice his spiritual chastity to having a job or paying some [censored] bills.

a jayhawk is a real thing and that thing is a person residing in kansas who fought against slavery. right there, in are town. not a continent away. we are in continent you are not.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 01:49 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover

a jayhawk is a real thing



http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jayhawk

A fictitious bird with a large beak...

What do you guys lace in your corn? Dude, fictitious means not real.

I think Big Bird is more real than a Jayhawk? Why don't you just call yourselves the Kansas Big Birds? I think the yellow matches your corn perfectly. It's not too late to change mascots. Dartmouth did, same with Miami University.

What a great fight song you'd have:

Come and play
Everything's A-OK
Friendly neighbors there
That's where we meet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Massachusetts Street
How to get to Massachusetts street...
How to get to MassachusettsStreet...
How to get to MassachusettsStreet...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 01:56 PM

Red is bustin Stinky da fu-k up. Glad red is friends no more with that fool. Red, they call them selves Gauchos because they have fantasies of being ridden hard from behind and put away wet by the real cowboys of Argentina...a South American Brokeback Mountain so to say.

That's why stinky and his brother in slime...errr crime NachoBill uhhhh no I meant Gauchosean get along..as in get along little doggies...lol...Same tired panned Kansas stereotype comments from stinky with the tornado/Wizard of Oz remarks

. His 3 celled bubba kush smoked out brain cannot come up with something original or funny to poke fun at Kansas with....nothing but the same old lines people have been using for years.

Once the Jayhawks curbstomp their team and zip em up in body bags, they will slink their way back to Goleta into the arms of their male South American cowboy transfer student lovers and all will be right in their world.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 02:26 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Red is bustin Stinky da fu-k up. Glad red is friends no more with that fool. Red, they call them selves Gauchos because they have fantasies of being ridden hard from behind and put away wet by the real cowboys of Argentina...a South American Brokeback Mountain so to say.


Why the drama? I think you watch too many reality shows Phogger. Why are you speaking for Red? Red & I may disagree on a few things but we can still be friends; he seems like a nice guy. Don't worry, I'm not going to steal your friend.

You can have Red Rover back on one condition Phogger. You have to write: Red Rover, Red Rover, send Red Rover back over. Deal?

You seem very possessive Phogger; a little insecure too. Dude, I'm not gonna steal Red Rover or your Michael Sam fatheads or your pictures of minors at the sorority house. Relax, they are all yours.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious Mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 02:41 PM

let me emphrasize that I am still friend to all, enemy to none.

that said gauchos is a stupid nickname for a team from santa barbara. stinky i am pretty sure is smart enough to know that a jayhawk is a person.also ideas are not material either and we dont say they are ficticious. that smelly digit guy is just yanking your penis people.

i am kind of down on that sean gauchopants guy because he lets the guy with a stiinky finger do all his work when really that dude just needs to wash his hands with antibacterial soap most of all.

but still i can thing sean is kind of a passive wuss calf high pant wearing fool without being his enemy. i hope the best for him and everyone of his elk.

and stinky you cant just pass me around like a Chi O girl at a wine cooler party. i have a mind and i think for myself. also my eyes are up here buddy.

phoggy you are pretty mad and not like a mad scientitist more like a scientist that got the pink slip at sand dose labratory or something. if i could say one thing to you, it would be why did you turn your back for the 360 degree photo shoot in allen fh, but after that i would say just chillax and be super friendly and nice like me and it will all work out for the very best.

your pal,

redrover.

a redrover is by the way a person that drives cattle again.

i bet you didnt get that joke. it is okay. you either are drunk or high or you got your education at ucsb. either way your mind is a little slow like slow cooked bake beans.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 02:59 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
stinky, if you wont find any gauchos within a thousand miles of santa barbara, then why in gods name would your sports team be named after them?

its especially dumb because it is a location specific name. by definition a gaucho is for one country in south america.

at least if your team were teh cardinals or bears or wildcats or what not, you can make the argument that a person could find a cardinal somewhere on the same continent as your school.

your dumb team name would be like having your dumb team called the ucsb texans. except worse because at least texas is on the same continent.

but i bet there are a lot of dudes in your part of cali that wear gaucho pants. hell i knew a guy who wore skirts like a kilt. needless to say he was from california, ate the same dumb [censored] you and sean do, and was a mooch who didnt want to sacrifice his spiritual chastity to having a job or paying some [censored] bills.

a jayhawk is a real thing and that thing is a person residing in kansas who fought against slavery. right there, in are town. not a continent away. we are in continent you are not.


Should be called the Earthquakes instead grouchos. Or how about the flaming redwoods?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:02 PM

[/quote]
Should be called the Earthquakes instead grouchos. Or how about the flaming redwoods?[/quote]


Settle down Prairie chicken smile
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:06 PM

Does it ever embarrass you that Daddy's money got you a place at UCSB that should have gone to someone else?

Just sayin'
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:11 PM

Originally Posted By: oldalum
While an opponent could be familiar with our players, this guy knows way too much about KU, Lawrence, our personnel, etc. for him to be someone from Santa Barbara. Looks to me like he is really one of our own who is entertaining himself in the off season by trying to upset everyone. Is that possible?
I'm betting he's a mUron.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:11 PM

well that last one kind of broke up the rhythm. lets get this restarted then.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:12 PM

yelling at people like grampa grumpy isnt getting it done flyboy
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:12 PM

now get off my message board
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:12 PM

i mean it
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:13 PM

i will call the mods dont think i wont.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:13 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Good thing you are "da slickest they is" makes it easier for directors getting to know you on their casting couches. ..lol


That was a pretty good zing Phogger.
Have you met Jim West?

He's the second biggest douchebag/liar to ever grace the boards.

Ask him to boast pics of his pad!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Does it ever embarrass you that Daddy's money got you a place at UCSB that should have gone to someone else?
'


No, they wore funny looking green pants.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:15 PM

second?

i think he gives you a run for your money friend

jk

but really, get off my message board
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:15 PM

not you the other guy
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:16 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Does it ever embarrass you that Daddy's money got you a place at UCSB that should have gone to someone else?
'


No, they wore funny looking green pants.


hm maybe work on that one a little. delivery left something to be desired.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:17 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
[I can drop my last 15 lbs.

You're short AND fat, FingerFelcher?

What a disappointment!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:18 PM

What happened Red? Did somebody get tossed (Not tossed salad Phogger, thrown off the board)? Who?

Darn. I left to get some work done and missed it.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:19 PM

you might get sent to the practice squad.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:20 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Does it ever embarrass you that Daddy's money got you a place at UCSB that should have gone to someone else?
'


No, they wore funny looking green pants.
How about the contempt with which you're viewed by your fellow employees who know you only got the job because Daddy's the boss?

Does that embarrass you?

[BTW, this is the part where you make up more [censored] about your success story.

Make yourself a Green Beret. Or a millionaire.]
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:21 PM

stinky i told that guy with cronic grumpymania to get off my message board is all. i am just not in a mood for that. you have to at least smile when you are twisting some nuts. i dont think that he gets that it is all sunshine an rainbows until they nail the box closed.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:23 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
you might get sent to the practice squad.





Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:23 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Darn. I left to get some work done and missed it.
Tell Daddy the restaurant needs one of those deep fryers that lifts the basket automatically.

laugh
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
A woman was walking through her new house with the contractor. As they walked through rooms, she told him what color she wanted him to paint each room. In the bedroom she said, "I think this would be nice in a cream." The contractor stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" This perplexed the woman. They moved to the living room and she said, " I would love rose in this area." Again the contractor strolled over to the window and yelled, "GREEN SIDE UP!" Again the woman was confused but did not say anything. As they walked into the kitchen she proudly announced that she wanted this room to be, " a glorious shade of mauve." Once again the contractor went to the window and yelled,"GREEN SIDE UP!" Finally she could not stand this anymore. "What are you shouting GREEN SIDE UP out every window of this house?" He replied,"I'm sorry. I have a crew of KU students laying sod across the street."
Get the [censored] off the stage.

We came here for the stripper. Yeah, your mom.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:30 PM

[/quote]

[BTW, this is the part where you make up more [censored] about your success story.

Make yourself a Green Beret. Or a millionaire.][/quote]


You put me on a Gulfstream coming to Kansas and I retorted back that I'm flying Southwest. I hate liars. How often do you fly to the moon Astronaut?

Peace to All.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:30 PM

that seems a little harsh.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:30 PM

You're getting a little testy, little guy. You probably need a bitty break from mommy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmD2Y6WxpIw
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:31 PM

^^^

i meant asobut astroglide saying your mom is a stripper. i am sure out there they call it sexual dance therapy or something.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:32 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
How often do you fly to the moon Astronaut?

Peace to All.

Your Pal,


Stinky
About as often as you make a buck that Daddy didn't give you, FelchyFinger.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:33 PM

slow down people i cant get my quips in edgewise without you guys ruining it by putting in your 7 word retorts even before i take a sip of beer and rub my hands together. then i look like some kind of retard who makes senseless posts.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:33 PM

how do you know who stinky fingers daddy is?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:34 PM

how do you know who stinky fingers daddy is?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:34 PM

how do you know who stinky fingers daddy is?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:34 PM

how do you know who stinky fingers daddy is?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:35 PM

this time 4 shots from the gun before you even whip yours out
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:35 PM

hey! where did you guys go?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:35 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
how do you know who stinky fingers daddy is?
I don't.

I just recognize the sort of worthless cur that the [censored] of a lawyer whelps.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:37 PM

i bet if you really looked deep inside you would see you and stinky have a lot in common., for example i bet you at least have a pair of gaucho pants
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:38 PM

so can we all get along while still admitting you are all a bunch of semilerate dildos?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 03:39 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
how do you know who stinky fingers daddy is?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IorTiU8FNc
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 04:33 PM

, it would be why did you turn your back for the 360 degree photo shoot in allen fh, but after that i would say just chillax and be super friendly and nice like me and it will all work out for the very best.

your pal,

redrover.

a redrover is by the way a person that drives cattle again.

i bet you didnt get that joke. it is okay. you either are drunk or high or you got your education at ucsb. either way your mind is a little slow like slow cooked bake beans.
[/quote]

Hey I had no idea when they were going to take that pic and oh yeah stalk much. I am not mad, just frigging tired of that autistic Stinky using the same old tired lines. Also he is laying it on thick with his homophobic comments. Maybe Cowboy Jose didn't give it to him proper last night or maybe Cowboy Jose's chaps chapped his as-s.

I will bide my time until stinky shows up in Ltown. Will I hunt him down and have my crew whup up on him...who knows...will I buy him a beer at Free State who knows. All I do know is he most likely will come up with another dumass post about tornados....Waffle Houses....flat states..whatever. Dude hasn't the brain power for anything original. And that's a given.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 04:44 PM

[/quote]

...will I buy him a beer at Free State who knows.

[/quote]

Don't be a cheap ass Phogger. With all the oil money in Kansas the least you could do is buy me a beer. I think it's genuis how you hide the oil pumping jacks in the corn fields. Pure genius!

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 04:58 PM

You are most definetly a local troll...no way you would know we hide our oil drills in our corn fields if you weren't from here. But I will still buy you a beer...a PBR at West Coast Saloon...that's all you will get and you like it.

Bongs...Sand....Gaucho Cowboy Gay Lovers...

Your Superior,
Phogger
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 05:04 PM

i was in a waffle house when a tornado hit.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 05:04 PM

ok, not really. i dont know what i was trying to prove with that.
Posted by: JimWest

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 09:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Good thing you are "da slickest they is" makes it easier for directors getting to know you on their casting couches. ..lol


That was a pretty good zing Phogger.
Have you met Jim West?

He's the second biggest douchebag/liar to ever grace the boards.

Ask him to boast pics of his pad!


Identify one lie please.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/09/14 10:38 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
stinky, if you wont find any gauchos within a thousand miles of santa barbara, then why in gods name would your sports team be named after them?

its especially dumb because it is a location specific name. by definition a gaucho is for one country in south america.

at least if your team were teh cardinals or bears or wildcats or what not, you can make the argument that a person could find a cardinal somewhere on the same continent as your school.

your dumb team name would be like having your dumb team called the ucsb texans. except worse because at least texas is on the same continent.

but i bet there are a lot of dudes in your part of cali that wear gaucho pants. hell i knew a guy who wore skirts like a kilt. needless to say he was from california, ate the same dumb [censored] you and sean do, and was a mooch who didnt want to sacrifice his spiritual chastity to having a job or paying some [censored] bills.

a jayhawk is a real thing and that thing is a person residing in kansas who fought against slavery. right there, in are town. not a continent away. we are in continent you are not.



Red, given the lack of tigers in the city of Detroit, or in Michigan, North America, or any continent outside of Asia for that matter, you really ought to take up the campaign of this issue with MLB. It is far greater nickname travesty than that whole brouhaha with that NFL team in DC. Or, if you want to stick within the college ranks, why not take issue with a Big 5 Conference school like Clemson? You've got a passion for this Red. It is an offense to our sensibilities, don't start and stop with a beach school in Cali. Fight the good fight!
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 06:39 AM

Does the mascot for a goucho team have the stupid hat with strings off the edges ending with fishing bobbers attached?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 09:42 AM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg

Red, given the lack of tigers in the city of Detroit, or in Michigan, North America, or any continent outside of Asia for that matter, you really ought to take up the campaign of this issue with MLB. It is far greater nickname travesty than that whole brouhaha with that NFL team in DC. Or, if you want to stick within the college ranks, why not take issue with a Big 5 Conference school like Clemson? You've got a passion for this Red. It is an offense to our sensibilities, don't start and stop with a beach school in Cali. Fight the good fight!


we are not talking about detroit tigers and such. verily and indeed, your abuse of detroit for having a tiger mascot basically means you agree your team mascot is stupid. very verily.

but i like you anyway. why? i dont know. it cant be explained. maybe because i wish i cared so little about what other people think about me that i would wear those green silly pants you guys do. i guess i am unfortunately just too self conscious about my masculinity to wear something that effeminate and just plain dumb looking. but not you. i admire that.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 10:10 AM

There are lots of fictitious characters I would have picked for the Kansas mascot before that 1/2 Blue Jay, 1/2 another bird mascot thing.

You guys brag so much about being so big and tall. Why not the Green Giant?Ho Ho Ho, green giant! That could have been the KU cheer. Veggies are healthy; not so green in Kansas but still better than an interracial bird. Why not Toucan Sam, the Fruit Loops bird. He seems nicer than that Jayhawk; he has a little color to him; almost like a rainbow beak. You guys could have been way in front of the Gay & Lesbian movement with that mascot. Why not the other Sam, Yosemite Sam? He's a mean looking bad ass! You could made him the enemy of the Oklahoma State mascot. That could have poured more fuel on the fire between schools. I still like Big Bird the best. He is corn yellow, tall, very friendly. Who doesn't like Big Bird? That was the pick. Like I said, it's never too late to change.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 10:28 AM

you probably dont like the name patriots for the new england football team earlier because it also refers to a person who fought for a worthwhile cause and sometimes even laid down their life for it.

lawrence has important history,. name one thing that ever happened in santa barabara that is important. trying to fortell the future by looking at the organic seeds in your poop doesnt count.

i am starting to not like you so much which is sad. i thohght we had a special connection.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 11:03 AM

Lets not let a fictitious bird come between us Red. How about a day at UCSB to cheer you up? I'll bring you a free t-shirt too if you tell me your size.

http://www.news.ucsb.edu/2014/014384/among-best-best
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 11:10 AM

3 inches hard.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 12:43 PM

I think it's precious that you could round up a few frat bra's to stick up for you.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 12:47 PM

You seems to have some gay issues you need to work out, YeastyWeenie.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 12:49 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
how do you know who stinky fingers daddy is?
I don't.

But then, neither does he. Or his mommy.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 01:07 PM

All the love you guys are showing the Gauchos! Wish I could hang out and play with you all day trading one liners and insults just like best friends. Except Astronut, he just seems bitter.

We're going to have a great time in the land of the wheat and the home of the mixed species bird.

cool
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 01:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
You seems to have some gay issues you need to work out, YeastyWeenie.



My wife and I take the tandem bike out with our two young boys every weekend which is just about all the exercise I need. No time to work out with others, regardless of their sexual orientation.

Astro, your selfie from space is the best avatar around. Wish I had the time to travel as much as you.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 01:32 PM

Originally Posted By: JimWest
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Good thing you are "da slickest they is" makes it easier for directors getting to know you on their casting couches. ..lol


That was a pretty good zing Phogger.
Have you met Jim West?

He's the second biggest douchebag/liar to ever grace the boards.

Ask him to boast pics of his pad!


Identify one lie please.


Since you spout nothing but lies...its hard to differentiate.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 02:39 PM

Any word yet on Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk? Are you guys putting up missing posters on oil jacks throughout town? Are you offering some free limes or lead for his safe return? He should really be in school by now. It was ok when Forest Whitaker only showed up for Ridgemont High Football games because that was just a movie. This is Division I basketball; it doesn't seem fair to miss the first month of school and still be eligible to play in November.

Wonder if he’s getting corn in his feet? Wonder if he got all those cards I mailed him that said “Торнадо!!Торнадо!!" It was just a little warning to my European friend of what’s to come in Kansas and I only mailed a few dozen pictures of what Kansas towns look like after an F5 rolls through.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,

Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 04:12 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
All the love you guys are showing the Gauchos! Wish I could hang out and play with you all day trading one liners and insults just like best friends. Except Astronut, he just seems bitter.

We're going to have a great time in the land of the wheat and the home of the mixed species bird.

cool
What was YeastyFinger like in the Frat, Bra? Was he the guy who always brought the fat chick to the parties? Was it like Dogfight?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogfight_(film)

If you can't handle my [censored], sweetpea, you could always GTFL.

P.S. Are you also a SoCal spoiled brat runt?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 04:15 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Any word yet on Sviatoslav Mykhailiuk? Are you guys putting up missing posters on oil jacks throughout town? Are you offering some free limes or lead for his safe return? He should really be in school by now. It was ok when Forest Whitaker only showed up for Ridgemont High Football games because that was just a movie. This is Division I basketball; it doesn't seem fair to miss the first month of school and still be eligible to play in November.

Wonder if he’s getting corn in his feet? Wonder if he got all those cards I mailed him that said “Торнадо!!Торнадо!!" It was just a little warning to my European friend of what’s to come in Kansas and I only mailed a few dozen pictures of what Kansas towns look like after an F5 rolls through.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,

Stinky
Amazing. You really are that stupid.

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2014/sep/09/freshman-svi-mykhailiuk-jet-lagged-campus/?mens_basketball

Do you ever wonder why Mummsy and Daddy love you least?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 04:24 PM

[/quote]What was YeastyFinger like in the Frat, Bra?

Was he the guy who always brought the fat chick to the parties? .[/quote]

I would watch the fat comments Astro, you look like the Stay Puff marshmellow man floating around the atmosphere in your avatar. Just saying...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 05:00 PM

Astro is going to blasto you stinky...Harder than your Brokeback Mtn. Gaucho lover boy does nightly....those bolo things...does you sweetheart from Argentina use them as anal beads on you to loosen you up, not that you would need any help in that department.

I am warning you stinky, Astronaut is a bad man with loads of cash. If it was his will he could insure you don't even make that flight to Oz. He is connected in a "Goodfellas" sort of way...Nomesayin fool.

I will still buy you a few PBRs to sedate your pain after KU dismantles your boys and Astro dismantles you. I am good like that, you might need a straw for your beer though...lol...cant wait..
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 06:00 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Astro is going to blasto you stinky...Harder than your Brokeback Mtn. Gaucho lover boy does nightly....those bolo things...does you sweetheart from Argentina use them as anal beads on you to loosen you up, not that you would need any help in that department.

I am warning you stinky, Astronaut is a bad man with loads of cash. If it was his will he could insure you don't even make that flight to Oz. He is connected in a "Goodfellas" sort of way...Nomesayin fool.

I will still buy you a few PBRs to sedate your pain after KU dismantles your boys and Astro dismantles you. I am good like that, you might need a straw for your beer though...lol...cant wait..


So Astro is a made man in the corn mafia. Thanks for the heads up Phogger. I better think twice before exporting flour tortillas in the Kansas corn tortilla market, right? Will he take me out if I pitch olive oil to his corn oil customers?

Hopefully Astro is still cruising in space when I drop into town Nov 14-16th. Maybe he'll be at the Moon when I'm celebrating in Lawrence, KS late into that Friday night. He's gonna miss a fun night! We'll go outside and look for him in the sky when we toast our Gaucho victory! BTW, somebody told me I should eat a Meers Burger instead of a Wang Burger if I'm going to Kansas. Is that true? I'm not a big red meat guy; I'm more of a fish guy but when in Rome do as the Romans, right Phogger?

I might call a few of my San Diego State friends and see how they left Lawrence unscathed after a victory at AFH earlier this year.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 06:50 PM

Posted by: JimWest

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 11:22 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger


I might call a few of my San Diego State friends


Woah woah woah. No self-respecting UCSB grad would ever consider mouth-breathing SDSU people "friends."

Your story isn't holding up.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/10/14 11:59 PM

Originally Posted By: JimWest
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger


I might call a few of my San Diego State friends


Woah woah woah. No self-respecting UCSB grad would ever consider mouth-breathing SDSU people "friends."

Your story isn't holding up.


I have friends that attended many different Universities, including San Diego State. Everyone can't get into a top 10 public school like UCSB.





Posted by: JimWest

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 10:15 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: JimWest
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger


I might call a few of my San Diego State friends


Woah woah woah. No self-respecting UCSB grad would ever consider mouth-breathing SDSU people "friends."

Your story isn't holding up.


I have friends that attended many different Universities, including San Diego State. Everyone can't get into a top 10 public school like UCSB.



Right, they go to Irvine or Santa Cruz. We cut the state schoolers out of our lives.

The only explanation is you are a city college kid that got the auto-transfer in. Lame.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 10:36 AM

Are we assuming "Da slickest dey is" went to UCSB. Seems like he is stating that in a round about way. Most likely not because he has been ridiculing Kansas fans for awhile now, most likely a MU troll that left for Cali. I already told the rest of the story concerning James. I am a regular Paul Harvey I tell ya.

Now the real ? is Mr. West going to attend the UCSB game with his Gaucho partners or pardners if its your preference. They can sip wine together while tailgating from the back of Jim's Bentley and do something else concerning each other's tails later that evening.

No matter what, if Jim comes along for the ride then Astro can get a two for one special with his knockout punch.

Wheat, Boulevard Beer, Fuzzy's Tacos for the Gauchos...30 pt beatdown from Perry and his Jayhawk brethren...Rock Chalk the Mighty Jayhawks...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 10:47 AM

The Fresh Prince has been pulling your chains since 2012, not a Gaucho.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 11:00 AM

Wow you can read registration dates...I am impressed. You must of really got your education at UCSB after all.

I don't know though..J. West acts like a Gaucho....smells like a Gaucho...probably looks like a thin wristed Gaucho...so he must be a Gaucho.

And believe me now and listen to me next week none of you clowns are pulling my chain. I just want to see how deep you step in it when you finally get the hammer dropped on you. Because it is going to happen. I guarantee it...now spout some more twister or Wizard of Oz stuff, you have been slacking in that department.

Also ma and pa stinky must have allotted more basement computer time for you. You are posting at all times of the day now...good job...really...no not really...lol.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 01:12 PM

Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 01:14 PM

Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 01:16 PM

messing with a blueblood

Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 01:18 PM

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 01:18 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

I don't know though..J. West acts like a Gaucho....smells like a Gaucho...probably looks like a thin wristed Gaucho...so he must be a Gaucho


I'm not going to stop the Fresh Prince from rooting for UCSB over Kansas. You know Phogger, outside of all you Cornheads at AFH everyone in the Country will be rooting for the Gauchos that night. For me, it will be the only time I'll root against Kansas this season. Honest. I'm such a fan, I might even buy a blue Jayhawk T-shirt with your mixed bird on the front when I'm in Lawrence. I could wear it with my Mickey Mouse Disneyland ears, holding a Bugs Bunny carrot in one hand and a Yosemite Sam pistol in the other. It'll be my outfit when I read to my boys non-fiction books sporting my Harry Potter glasses. I'll have another Father of the Year award all locked up!

Why doesn't the Kansas Jayhawk have his own show on Nickelodeon? Come to think of it, he might scare Dora the Explorer and he probably wouldn't recognize the green grass in the Backyardigans. Maybe something on the Cartoon Network after 10:00pm, when the little ones are in bed.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 01:19 PM

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 01:25 PM

You Kansas fans could learn a lot from KY. I think he's the funniest guy on this board and he's just a visitor too. KY is concise; he doesn't threaten anyone; he keeps it simple.The key is KY doesn't tell you the joke, he leads you to the joke.

Nice work KY. If you're near Lawrence 11/14, I'll buy you a beer too.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 01:28 PM

i want to pee on dorothy

is that wrong?
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 01:33 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i want to pee on dorothy

is that wrong?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 01:46 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

I don't know though..J. West acts like a Gaucho....smells like a Gaucho...probably looks like a thin wristed Gaucho...so he must be a Gaucho


I'm not going to stop the Fresh Prince from rooting for UCSB over Kansas. You know Phogger, outside of all you Cornheads at AFH everyone in the Country will be rooting for the Gauchos that night. For me, it will be the only time I'll root against Kansas this season. Honest. I'm such a fan, I might even buy a blue Jayhawk T-shirt with your mixed bird on the front when I'm in Lawrence. I could wear it with my Mickey Mouse Disneyland ears, holding a Bugs Bunny carrot in one hand and a Yosemite Sam pistol in the other. It'll be my outfit when I read to my boys non-fiction books sporting my Harry Potter glasses. I'll have another Father of the Year award all locked up!

Why doesn't the Kansas Jayhawk have his own show on Nickelodeon? Come to think of it, he might scare Dora the Explorer and he probably wouldn't recognize the green grass in the Backyardigans. Maybe something on the Cartoon Network after 10:00pm, when the little ones are in bed.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Gaucho bit-ch Gal,


Stinky





Lol, I can really envision you wearing an outfit like that...no doubt. KY is not a bad dude and I actually like him...he was around long before you..and after the Jayhawks zip your boys up in body bags by 30 he will be here long afterwards. You on the other hand will be long gone tossing your ahi salad with your Brokeback Mtn. Gaucho lover boyee...nomesayin. But again I will still offer to buy you a few PBRs after your team's beatdown. Hell I might even give you an upgrade to Busch or Keystone..no probs. Have a good ahi salad munching day sucka. Wasabis up with dat.
Posted by: JimWest

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 02:14 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
The Fresh Prince has been pulling your chains since 2012, not a Gaucho.


A true Gaucho would know how the internet actually works, considering UCSB was one of the 4 original nodes.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 02:57 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: JimWest
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger


I might call a few of my San Diego State friends


Woah woah woah. No self-respecting UCSB grad would ever consider mouth-breathing SDSU people "friends."

Your story isn't holding up.


I have friends that attended many different Universities, including San Diego State. Everyone can't get into a top 10 public school like UCSB.





Did you switch your tickets?

After all, Oklahoma City, Kansas is closer to Lawrence that Kansas City, Missouri.


That said, please stick around. And bring more Frat Bra's.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 02:58 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: JimWest
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger


I might call a few of my San Diego State friends


Woah woah woah. No self-respecting UCSB grad would ever consider mouth-breathing SDSU people "friends."

Your story isn't holding up.


I have friends ...
This is how we know everything to follow is a lie.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 03:04 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i want to pee on dorothy

is that wrong?
If you want to pee on YeastyWeenie's wife, that's $50. If you want him to lick it off, that's $40.



Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 03:21 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: JimWest
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger


I might call a few of my San Diego State friends


Woah woah woah. No self-respecting UCSB grad would ever consider mouth-breathing SDSU people "friends."

Your story isn't holding up.


I have friends ...
This is how we know everything to follow is a lie.


I bet you'd have more friends Astro if you weren't such a bully in the corn mafia of Kansas.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 03:30 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
[quote=JimWest][quote=chiefstinkyfinger]

I might call a few of my San Diego State friends


I have friends ...
This is how we know everything to follow is a lie.


I bet you'd have more friends Astro if you weren't such a bully in the corn mafia of Kansas.
How did I just know that you're the kind of p@ssy who starts off with a thread flipping sh!t, but can't take it when he gets it back?

Seriously. Take your whiny, spoiled ass to some other board if you can't take it. Come back if and when the Gauchos win. Until then, STFU and work on becoming a man instead of a spoiled FratBrat.

Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 03:55 PM

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 04:01 PM

[/quote]How did I just know that you're the kind of p@ssy who starts off with a thread flipping sh!t, but can't take it when he gets it back?

Seriously. Take your whiny, spoiled ass to some other board if you can't take it. Come back if and when the Gauchos win. Until then, STFU and work on becoming a man instead of a spoiled FratBrat.

Your Daddy will appreciate it.
[/quote]

I bet your message board would have more than five posters if you were a little more friendly Astro. If it wasn't for a few Gaucho posters stopping by before the season opener it would be you, Phogger, old man, and KY. I'm not saying you have bad breath Astro, I just think you should brush your teeth more. I bet you more KU fans would visit here.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 05:06 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
If it wasn't for a few Gaucho posters...
Feel free to take your Frat Bras with your p$ssy ass when you leave.

After all, you brought them.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 05:10 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
How did I just know that you're the kind of p@ssy who starts off with a thread flipping sh!t, but can't take it when he gets it back?

Seriously. Take your whiny, spoiled ass to some other board if you can't take it. Come back if and when the Gauchos win. Until then, STFU and work on becoming a man instead of a spoiled FratBrat.

Your Daddy will appreciate it.
[/quote]

I bet your message board would have more than five posters if you were a little more friendly Astro. If it wasn't for a few Gaucho posters stopping by before the season opener it would be you, Phogger, old man, and KY. I'm not saying you have bad breath Astro, I just think you should brush your teeth more. I bet you more KU fans would visit here.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky[/quote]
Complaints about the KU board are appreciated when given by KU fans. Go clean up from the earthquake.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 05:12 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I just think you should brush your teeth more.
I wish your wife would use her teeth less.

YT, the pool boy.

P.S. Not that I don't appreciate the effort.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 05:52 PM

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 06:00 PM

I think all Gaucho fans feel blessed that Kansas put us on their 2014/15 schedule considering how poorly they've faired vs. California Schools earlier this year.

The Jayhawks are 16-7 in 2014 but 0-2 vs. California schools. Look it up. Kansas can't beat schools from California at home or at a neutral site. Of course, Coach Self would never stray out West and play one of us in our arena.

I hope Kansas doesn't stop taking our calls like UNLV.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 06:12 PM

Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 06:14 PM

Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 06:14 PM

Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 06:16 PM

Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 06:28 PM







I was shocked as was many that KU had the early strategy to run with Ky, that may have lost the game.Both teams had a lot to be proud of.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 08:56 PM

Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 08:58 PM

Karl Towns

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/11/14 11:56 PM

Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD


I think that little guy is worried he'll be the next Wang Burger. Where is my good friend Tan? Don't you hurt him. Is a Meers burger close to my hotel? I hear those are the bomb!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 08:15 AM

Now stinky is repeating his comments...which were tired and old in the first place. I of course find him humorous in a child like way. My Kansas brethren might not if he spouts these same comments when he arrives in Lawrence. The poor little guy will most likely get his butt whipped.

But no need to worry, like most big mouth internet guys stinky will most likely sit on his hands and keep his mouth shut at AFH no matter the outcome of the game. I was right next to the San Diego St fans last yr in the south end of AFH. They enjoyed their tightly fought victory but were well mannered and kept their celebration at a low volume...that's a wise thing to do.

And stinky I don't have to but I will definetly look up KU's all time record vs Cali teams...I am positive KU has the upper hand. Lol a Jayhawk doesn't need to prove his basketball team's excellence to a knucklehead fan of a team that's only made 5 trips....FIVE...to the NCAA tournament...fo sure. See ya when ya get here loooooossserrrrrr....
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 09:00 AM

Oh yeah Stinky..I just researched it back to 2000...but KU's record vs all Cali schools since then is 17-5....and that's 3-1 vs UCLA during that time so SUCK IT......LOOOOOOSSEEERRR.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 10:15 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Oh yeah Stinky..I just researched it back to 2000...but KU's record vs all Cali schools since then is 17-5....and that's 3-1 vs UCLA during that time so SUCK IT......LOOOOOOSSEEERRR.


Your 2000 team had Drew Gooden, Kirk Hinrick, and Nick Collison. Those guys are old now. Was that the Jayhawk team that lost early in NCAA's and then Roy Williams melted down on Bonnie Bernstein for asking all those UNC questions? Yelling about her Producer feeding her those hard ball questions in the her ear. You're taking me down memory lane, thanks Phogger. I'm going to stay in the moment, ok? My calendar says 2014 and the University of Kansas is still 0-2 vs. California teams this year. You did beat San Jose State last year so you're 1-2 the last two years against California schools. I'm giving you the 2013 Spartan win because I'm in a good mood Phogger. The Pacific ocean is warm; it's gonna be another epic weekend in So Cal. .333 is good for a baseball hitter, bad for an allegedly top basketball school.

Does Kirk Hinrick still cut his hair with an edger?

Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 10:27 AM

Riddle me this bat fart...If you love Cali and your precious little UCSB, why oh why do you know so much about KU bball history. Astro is correct stating you are most likely a Mizzou troll assed beeatch.

No way would a Cali care about what happened at dear ole KU back in the HCRW era. And really only counting what happened last year. Ok I guess that soothes the fact that KU has been to three times as many Final 4s than your chump school has actually made it to the big dance...in a word Pathetic.

You and your school brings nothing to real college hoop's tradition and excellence...NOTHING. ...But I will still buy you a beer at the Olathe Waffle House so you can cry in it, cause you are going to need it...lol.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 10:43 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Riddle me this bat fart...If you love Cali and your precious little UCSB, why oh why do you know so much about KU bball history.


Paper beats rock, search engine beats tractor engine, and UCSB beats Kansas!
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 11:11 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Riddle me this bat fart...If you love Cali and your precious little UCSB, why oh why do you know so much about KU bball history.


Paper beats rock, search engine beats tractor engine, and UCSB beats Kansas!




Even you tornado tusslers had to laugh at that one!
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 11:19 AM

who wants a punch in the throat? free for the next 3 posters
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 01:21 PM

Straight up bet for you jayhawks, Duke is going to whup your football team this Saturday by more than your hoops team will beat SB in November. Just a friendly, loser buys winner a beer after the game.

How the hell does a basketball school with only 7k students and almost zero football history end up favored by two touchdowns over a Big 12 school four times its size from the heartland? Btw, Duke ranked above Kansas in ESPN's ranking of top 50 hoops programs too.

Go Duke!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 01:35 PM

Oh its on now...Gauchofreg must die. Duke has a good football team for a short time is a version of a squirrel getting a nut once in awhile.

As far as bball is concerned if K never showed up on campus they would have had no excellence in their program. Their excellence is based on a coach...

.KU's excellence is on the whole of the program itself no matter the coach. Now did you little Gauchos learn something here...sigh ...most likely not.

And sure b0itch...I will take that bet. You wont pay up most likely either though.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 02:57 PM

Prior to Coach K, Duke had made the Final 4 four times and the championship game twice. Assuming a similar track without Coach K, they would have likely punched a championship ticket eventually, maybe even twice, and held in the same regard as a Syracuse or Maryland. With Coach K, they are more highly regarded than Kansas.

You and Atlas are pretty irritable, maybe you ought to go to the beach and chill out. Oh wait....
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 08:57 PM

Prior to the 60s Duke never made a Final 4...KU's excellence has stretched back to the inception of the NCAA tourney. In fact if it was not for Phog Forrest Allen their would be no NCAA tourney or bball in the Olympics. KU has made it to at least one or more Final 4 in every decade since the 40s with the exception of the 60s. Been to nine NC games...terrible luck in losing 4 of them by 3 pts or less.

Sure the Pukes are the ESPN and east coast darlings...always have been with Dickie Vs tongue up K's arse. Bottomline KU,Duke, Kentucky, UCLA, and North Carolina are the bluebloods...UCSB will just be bloody after KU is done with them in about 2 months from now. They will never ever sniff elite status. Yes we have no beach here, but I am not too worried about that. And I am about as chilled as I can be, because I know my Jayhawks are going to roll on your chumps.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/12/14 11:41 PM








white boy elbowed Boogie in the throat, watch that white boy flinch this was on 9/11/2014
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 12:34 AM

Why is the University of Kansas KU? Did a tornado roll thru town and switch the letters around? Can't you get one of your tractors to move the letters back? The University of Kentucky is UK. Was Kentucky founded first? Why is UK KU? We may smoke a little pot and get our drink on in Santa Barbara but we always keep our four letter abbreviation in order. U-C-S-B. We've been a top 5 party school for over three decades and we always get it right; you've only got two letters to keep in order! That's probably why you guys will never crack the top 100 schools academically. Getting your schools initials in the right order is pretty important with the judges.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 01:19 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Why is the University of Kansas KU? Did a tornado roll thru town and switch them around? Can't you get one of your tractors to move the letters back? The University of Kentucky is UK. Was Kentucky founded first? Why is UK KU? We may smoke a little pot in Santa Barbara but we always keep our four letter abbreviation in order. U-C-S-B. That's probably why you guys will never crack the top 100. Spelling your name right is pretty important with the judges.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Blowing Gal,


Stinky


Wow...just wow more tornado smack talk...So sad that stinky's itsy bitsy brain cannot come with some new fresh smack talk. KU...UK...wtf cares it is just the way it is....just as UCSB...means University of C ock S ucking Bi tches.. Now that makes sense in a realistic way...Nomesayin you brain dead fools.

Wheat...Mt. Oread....Free State Beer...no Gay Gauchos...Rock Chalk Muthafukin Jayhawks...BOOOOMMM
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 09:06 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD


I think that little guy is worried he'll be the next Wang Burger. Where is my good friend Tan? Don't you hurt him. Is a Meers burger close to my hotel? I hear those are the bomb!
Please stop posting. You're an embarrassment to the entire family tree.

YT, Daddy, Mommy and the older brother who wasn't a worthless teat.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 09:27 AM

Good luck against Duke in football today. The Blue Devil offense is gonna stretch the Jayhawk defense so often, Kansas medical staff is bringing two replacement lap bands for Charlie Weis' stomach.

It was sure nice of president Obama to have FEMA crews in place to handle the carnage even before kickoff.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 09:35 AM

Holy crap...the little stoner is firing up his first bong at 7:28 in the a.m. Cali time. I am impressed...really....no not really. The early dead head stoner gets the buzz I guess.

Don't really understand why a Univ of Coc-k Suking Bitc-hes U would be concerned with the fortunes of KU football especially since his own wimp arse school doesn't even field an AMERICAN football team.

Oh yeah your boy freg never backed up his bet with me that he offered...Can I say predictable...When it comes to weak spined Gaucho boys I guess they are all the same. Wont back their talk up...who knew...well everyone in this case.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 09:41 AM

Potty mouth.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 09:48 AM

Is that all you got. No tornados...no tractors...no Waffle House comments. You are slacking kid. Have a super duper Cali day...

Yes KU football sucks and Charlie Weis is a fat pig. Now can you tell us something we don't know. I always wish KU can have a decent football program, but I never ever think it will happen.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 09:57 AM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
Prior to Coach K, Duke had made the Final 4 four times and the championship game twice. Assuming a similar track without Coach K, they would have likely punched a championship ticket eventually, maybe even twice, and held in the same regard as a Syracuse or Maryland. With Coach K, they are more highly regarded than Kansas.

You and Atlas are pretty irritable, maybe you ought to go to the beach and chill out. Oh wait....
Maybe you and your worthless FratBra should GTFL until you or the Gauchos accomplish something.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 03:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
[/quote
Maybe you and your worthless FratBra should GTFL until you or the Gauchos accomplish something.


A battle of undefeated teams face off November 14th. I think that's quiet an accomplishment for both schools.

I'll be arriving in the early afternoon of November 14th, if you guys need help rearranging the K&U me and a few fellow Gauchos would be more than happy to help out. We should make sure the letters have the strength to endure another F5.

Glad the Red Cross could help out FEMA with your disaster at the Duke football Stadium today.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 04:18 PM

Just curious- how much is your trip costing Daddy?

Is he paying for your FratBras as well or are they self-supporting? laugh
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 04:23 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
Straight up bet for you jayhawks, Duke is going to whup your football team this Saturday by more than your hoops team will beat SB in November. Just a friendly, loser buys winner a beer after the game.

How the hell does a basketball school with only 7k students and almost zero football history end up favored by two touchdowns over a Big 12 school four times its size from the heartland? Btw, Duke ranked above Kansas in ESPN's ranking of top 50 hoops programs too.

Go Duke!
Do you ever get the feeling that you might be a complete loser?

After all, you came over here to back FratBra YeastyWeenie's play with a lame-assed football smack.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 04:31 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger


I have friends that attended many different Universities, including San Diego State. Everyone can't get into a top 10 public school like UCSB.
Says the worthless boar's teat who thinks McVeigh blew up a Kansas courthouse.

You should shut up. You're embarrassing your older siblings. You know- the ones who didn't humiliate Daddy the Lawyer.

I'm sorry. I was being intemperate in my remarks. Please stick around. Since the mU fans left, it's hard to find idiots who keep posting after having their perinea ripped open from anus to empty scrotum.

And bring more FratBras! They're fun!
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 05:40 PM

i can get you some chill pills on the back market dude. just hit me up yo.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 05:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut


And bring more FratBras! They're fun![/quote]

Astro, we think girls are more fun at parties. No wonder your college town is named Lawrence...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 08:38 PM

Huh...now you are ridiculing the name of the town KU is located at...wtf does that have to do with girls and parties. Your random gibberish is getting worse by the day. Too bad freg didn't confirm that bet...he might of had a winner..I don't think even might KU hoopsters can cover 38 pts. What a pathetic football team we have.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 09:27 PM

Parties are such sausage festivals at KU they named the town after a man.

Sorry about your football loss today, not really...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/13/14 09:43 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Parties are such sausage festivals at KU they named the town after a man.

Sorry about your football loss today, not really...


Says the guy with his Gaucho Cowboy's male lover;s anal beads stuck up his anal orifice. So if Lawrence is all about sausage fests you should be like a pig in crapola...nomesayin. And meh the football team isn't even worth any pity neither from the locals or from fools from beyond ...well like you....fool.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 10:53 AM

T minus two month for our big showdown. I can't believe mighty Kansas is going to go 0-3 vs. California schools in 2014.

Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 12:47 PM

this thread bores me. i command that it end.

mods please lock this thread.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 12:48 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
T minus two month for our big showdown. I can't believe mighty Kansas is going to go 0-3 vs. California schools in 2014.

Stinky


you are supposed to say you are my pal and something about [censored], brews, and boogers i think. i can only assume someone hijinxed your account.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 12:48 PM

okay now it can end.
Posted by: redrover

Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/14/14 12:50 PM

i am replacing this thread with a blog on gardening.

what type of mulch do you use? i like the red cedar but it is chemically treated to get that color and so it is not as healthy for the soil. this makes a dillemna for me. save the soil or get the color i want for areas around my petunia bed?
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 01:47 PM

Someone talking about a party? Two are in.. Thread shall continue or end on a good note.

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/14/14 01:47 PM

It would sure be nice if some of you Kansas fans would bring more basketball to the thread. I'm good with the UCSB info but you got to help with the Kansas stuff.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/14/14 01:55 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i am replacing this thread with a blog on gardening.

what type of mulch do you use? i like the red cedar but it is chemically treated to get that color and so it is not as healthy for the soil. this makes a dillemna for me. save the soil or get the color i want for areas around my petunia bed?
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 04:28 PM

Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 04:42 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
me and a few fellow Gauchos would be more than happy to help out.


I love the way you never tire of proving you're nothing more than a spoiled SoCal FratBrat who was born well.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 04:44 PM

Hey Maximus,

Didn't Brad Pitt go to Mizzu? Lots of Tiger fans on this Kansas board.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 04:48 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
T minus two month for our big showdown. I can't believe mighty Kansas is going to go 0-3 vs. California schools in 2014.

Stinky
What happened to your FratBras, bra?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/14/14 04:50 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
It would sure be nice if some of you Kansas fans would bring more basketball to the thread.
And compound your confusion?

You think OKC is in Kansas.
Posted by: JimWest

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 05:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
me and a few fellow Gauchos would be more than happy to help out.


I love the way you never tire of proving you're nothing more than a spoiled SoCal FratBrat who was born well.



All evidence to the contrary. He's a poser.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 06:26 PM


[/quote]
He's a poser.
[/quote]

Says the Fresh Prince of Bel Air...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 07:05 PM

Originally Posted By: JimWest
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
me and a few fellow Gauchos would be more than happy to help out.


I love the way you never tire of proving you're nothing more than a spoiled SoCal FratBrat who was born well.



All evidence to the contrary. He's a poser.



Holy crap....this is the 2nd time in a few days I have to agree "with da slickest they is". Stinky is indeed a poser...no true SoCo dude would even be concerned with a game with KU several months down the line.

If he is truly a UCSB alum and is complaining about none of the KU fans actually talking about bball...what about him..the only news he brought about his team was concerning that fat as-s forward they got who is going to get dominated by Alexander and Lucas. until I told him he probably did not know his Gauchos had a whopping 5 trips to the NCA.A Tourney. All he wants to do is post his idiotic rantings about tornados...tractors...Waffle Houses...OKC Bomber. He is like his Gauchos as in he has no game....
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 07:34 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Hey Maximus,

Didn't Brad Pitt go to Mizzu? Lots of Tiger fans on this Kansas board.


Yes, he didn't graduate though.

I wonder why Page Walton didn't want to go to the University of Missouri. She would have probably not needed to pay someone to take her test and quiz, or just kept the Walton Page center scandal in house and not national.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 09:42 PM

Thanks Maximus. Glad to know I have a good source for the University of Missouri sports. Is Mizzu UM or MU? Want to see if tornados mess with Mizzu abbreviation like Kansas.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 10:56 PM

Could we all agree this nation has gone to hell under Obama. This is our Miss America! I am certain any of our states produce better.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 11:02 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Holy crap...the little stoner is firing up his first bong at 7:28 in the a.m. Cali time. I am impressed...really....no not really. The early dead head stoner gets the buzz I guess.

Don't really understand why a Univ of Coc-k Suking Bitc-hes U would be concerned with the fortunes of KU football especially since his own wimp arse school doesn't even field an AMERICAN football team.

Oh yeah your boy freg never backed up his bet with me that he offered...Can I say predictable...When it comes to weak spined Gaucho boys I guess they are all the same. Wont back their talk up...who knew...well everyone in this case.




"Back up my bet?" Wtf does that mean, you either man up and take the bet or you don't. I offered the terms, you accepted, end of story. You're backing out Pho, plain and simple, you just lack character. Go ahead and back out, phool, I wouldn't want to have a beer, even if its free, from someone that doesn't keep his word.
Duke 41 KU 3. And Pho turns tail.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 11:17 PM

anyway, Miss Nebraska should have won.

What is the bet? I will witness it. Miss Nebraska
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 11:20 PM

Florida with a dirty black spot on her tooth and snot? or something from her nostril. This means Kansas will put a beat- down on Florida.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/14/14 11:36 PM

Sounds like Astro and his KU pals would have more fun partying with Mr. Universe. They've probably spent the night watching that Jayhawk FG vs. Duke over and over in their 40-3 loss. I bet it was a great kick.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 12:09 AM









Am I missing something? Don't answer that but I don't get the Miss America quality Miss New York 3 years in a row. Trump owns the pageant, a New Yorker. Surely he isn't Jerry Jones'ing these ladies?
Posted by: JimWest

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 12:28 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Thanks Maximus. Glad to know I have a good source for the University of Missouri sports. Is Mizzu UM or MU? Want to see if tornados mess with Mizzu abbreviation like Kansas.


University of Kansas = KU
University of Missouri = MU
University of Colorado = CU
University of Oklahoma = OU
University of Nebraska = NU

such tornado
many switches
wow
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 12:57 AM

I can't wait to see Alexander and Oubre, along with Selden, Ellis and all the guards. KU is as good or better than us as far as starters. We have such depth to wear or foul Alexander out. Perry cannot struggle against length this season or he will be a bad match-up. Kansas can beat UK from 3, the need to get hot and shoot lights out, otherwise it will be very hard to win. I pick KU to win since I doubt Self has ever lost 3 in a row to any coach or team.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 06:37 AM

Originally Posted By: JimWest
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Thanks Maximus. Glad to know I have a good source for the University of Missouri sports. Is Mizzu UM or MU? Want to see if tornados mess with Mizzu abbreviation like Kansas.


University of Kansas = KU
University of Missouri = MU
University of Colorado = CU
University of Oklahoma = OU
University of Nebraska = NU

such tornado
many switches
wow


I wonder why they went with Big 12 Conference instead of the Tornado Belt Conference. They should at least change the name to the 12Big Conference since those nasty tornados get many of your neighboring conference foes messed up too.

I wonder why Kansas picked a fake bird over a Tornado as a mascot. Tulsa was honest going with the golden hurricanes. You could have gone with the Kansas F5s. No other state has had as many of the most powerful tornados as Kansas. Just corn for thought is all.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot.

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 06:55 AM

KY,

You are the only other guy that wants to talk basketball too. Who do you have penciled in as Jayhawk starting five?

We probably go Harmon, Vincent, Bryson, Brewe, Williams.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 07:02 AM

I think some KU students are playing with magnifying glasses again. I think they even started a fire. Don't they know we're in a drought. Does anyone have the phone number to the Lawrence Volunteer Fire Department? Do they work Mondays? Crud.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 09:35 AM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Holy crap...the little stoner is firing up his first bong at 7:28 in the a.m. Cali time. I am impressed...really....no not really. The early dead head stoner gets the buzz I guess.

Don't really understand why a Univ of Coc-k Suking Bitc-hes U would be concerned with the fortunes of KU football especially since his own wimp arse school doesn't even field an AMERICAN football team.

Oh yeah your boy freg never backed up his bet with me that he offered...Can I say predictable...When it comes to weak spined Gaucho boys I guess they are all the same. Wont back their talk up...who knew...well everyone in this case.




"Back up my bet?" Wtf does that mean, you either man up and take the bet or you don't. I offered the terms, you accepted, end of story. You're backing out Pho, plain and simple, you just lack character. Go ahead and back out, phool, I wouldn't want to have a beer, even if its free, from someone that doesn't keep his word.
Duke 41 KU 3. And Pho turns tail.




If you were not so slow witted and confused by firing up too many bongs you will find that I did indeed accept your bet a few posts down after you offered it. I didn't see a response within 24 four hrs so I thought you were backing out. It is common betting etiquette to confirm a bet once accepted. But I shouldn't expect any Southern Cali beach bums to know anything about how to handle things properly.

Yes 38 pts will be tough, I certainly am not worried about a one beer bet. Not even a nice local craft beer. Hell wes evens gotz craft beers from Deshutes Brewery out of Oregon, done brought them in by the tractor load down to Kansass. But if you want to continue to throw crap at me (which I am sure you have an endless supply of) go ahead. I can handle it.

The problem with you and stinky is when most fans of schools coming in the AFH for the first time they are usually very nice, respectful, and normally don't talk crap until after they get a win...if that's even possible. Happened what 5 times at AFH since Bill been there. Never the less if you want to keep that bet on lets do it, if not as the same with your team in general as in its NBD.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 09:40 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I think some KU students are playing with magnifying glasses again. I think they even started a fire. Don't they know we're in a drought. Does anyone have the phone number to the Lawrence Volunteer Fire Department? Do they work Mondays? Crud.


Whoa..whoa..whoa...Cali stoner up at 5 am Pacific time. I didn't know that was even possible. Drought...no we aren't Cali..no drought here. Now you beach stoner heads have to worry about droughts. Don't dare drop that match after firing up that bong or ooops poof "Up in Smoke" goes south Cali. Leaving the only good part of the state which is northern Cali. You want to talk some bball talk, I believe our starting 5 will be Graham/Mason,Ellis, Alexander, Selden, and either Lucas or Mickleson. With heavy mins from Oubre, Greene, that new Ukaranian kid and yeah he is finally on campus.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 10:41 AM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
[/quote]What happened to your FratBras, bra?



Astronut, I had no idea you missed me so much. I find it creepy but hey if it will ease your grumpiness I will try and come back more often.

By looks of this thread Chief is the exciting thing to happen to KU message boards in a long time.

Go Gauchos!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 10:57 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

The problem with you and stinky is when most fans of schools coming in the AFH for the first time they are usually very nice, respectful, and normally don't talk crap until after they get a win...if that's even possible. Happened what 5 times at AFH since Bill been there. Never the less if you want to keep that bet on lets do it, if not as the same with your team in general as in its NBD.



I've been nothing but generous and respectful since my very first post here Phogger. If I get some facts mixed up about Kansas from time to time please accept my sincerest apology. I've never been to Kansas; most people in the United States have never been to Kansas either (Many think Kansas is an 80's band). I'm sure every time you do something good in Kansas and get on the map another tornado spin it up in the air and crash lands it a mile away. I'm really sorry you have this identity complex. Like I said earlier, I'd consider a merger with another adjacent squared state.

If Kansas beats UCSB, I'll be the first on your board congratulating you. When we win at Allan Williams Field House I'll simply stop by this same thread and say "Good game, good luck the rest of the way." That's how I roll Phogger. I'm your biggest fan outside of November 14, 2014.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitous mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 11:30 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
KY,

You are the only other guy that wants to talk basketball too. Who do you have penciled in as Jayhawk starting five?

We probably go Harmon, Vincent, Bryson, Brewe, Williams.


I agree with PHOG on KU's starting 5, I could guess at UK's of Harrison/Harrison Townes,Cauley'Stein Poythress or Booker

I have always been respectful of KU as I like their history etc. I root for them unless we play and that is fair enough. PHOG was one of the nicer ones to me, and I used to get a lot of hell. Most of the time I liked pushing buttons. Anything Calipari is a no-no. At the end of the day, it is a basket here or there or maybe a bad call. There isn't a lot of difference one way or the other. There are a handful of coaches who can turn a program around fast. College sports are about the coaches as much as players. Self, Pitino,Izzo, K, Calipari,Saban,Miles,Stoops, Weis etc.
Posted by: redrover

Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 12:14 PM

wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.... my nasturtiums are looking a bit droopy, but you know what is good for that? a nice phosphorus solution, sprayed in a mist over the leaves, stems, and soil. Careful not to reuse the phosphorus spray bottle to house train you cat though! they dont like it.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 12:40 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Sounds like Astro and his KU pals would have more fun partying with Mr. Universe.


MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big kids are picking on me again!

YT, ChiefYeastieGlans
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 12:49 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
What happened to your FratBras, bra?



Astronut, I had no idea you missed me so much. I find it creepy but hey if it will ease your grumpiness I will try and come back more often.

By looks of this thread Chief is the exciting thing to happen to KU message boards in a long time.

Go Gauchos! [/quote]

I just find it precious that U of C Slugs of Banana fratbras back a bra's lame play.

I also think it's cool that YeastyWeenie can skip the 69. He's got enough Banana Slug fratbras for a daisy chain!

P.S. Just curious. Are you also a runt?[/quote]
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! - 09/15/14 12:52 PM

Help, fire! A KU student with a magnifying glass started a fire, help! Either they were reading the box score of the Duke vs. Kansas football game searching for a Jayhawk touchdown or they were binging for some popcorn and caused these flames. Come on guys, it's so much safer to put prepackaged popcorn in a microwave than to try cook it in the fields on your own.I don't think our O-zone needs more burnt corn floating in the sky.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! - 09/15/14 12:54 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Help, fire! A KU student with a magnifying glass started a fire, help! Either they were reading the box score of the Duke vs. Kansas football game searching for a Jayhawk touchdown or they were binging for some popcorn and caused these flames. Come on guys, it's so much safer to put prepackaged popcorn in a microwave than to try cook it in the fields on your own.I don't think our O-zone needs more burnt corn floating in the sky.
Oklahoma City, Kansas is all ablaze, YeastyWeenie!
Posted by: redrover

Re: FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! - 09/15/14 12:57 PM


how fart apart should i plant my hostas?

.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! - 09/15/14 01:00 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Sounds like Astro and his KU pals would have more fun partying with Mr. Universe.


MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big kids are picking on me again!


Big kids picking on you again? I'm five foot nothing and I weigh a buck nothing. Remember? You must be the Defensive Captain on the Kansas Football team.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! - 09/15/14 01:03 PM







go rub one out to this Miss America 2014
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! - 09/15/14 01:07 PM

that face doe





another if you are close but just can't ya know ......finish
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! - 09/15/14 01:11 PM

Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD






go rub one out to this Miss America 2014


No thanks. I'm totally on board that the fix is in with Trump's show.

That chick could shove a John Deere in her mouth. She's a Front-Ho...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! - 09/15/14 01:17 PM

She looks like a guppy. Maybe she'll star in Finding Nemo 4...
Posted by: redrover

Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 01:30 PM

i am a bit miffed that you guys are trying so selfishly to ruin my gardening tips thread.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: FIRE!! FIRE!! FIRE!! - 09/15/14 01:32 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover

how fart apart should i plant my hostas?

.


How the hell would I know? Like Mrs. YeastyWeenie hires us to garden.

Plow, yes. Plant seed, yes. Garden, no.

YT, The YeastyWeenies' gardeners.
Posted by: redrover

Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 02:10 PM

you are not very helpful. i am going to just plant them about a dick length apart. a foot seems like plenty of room.

yes i have a redrover dick. it wouldnt be red except for all the rovering. antibiotics might help i guess.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 02:21 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover

yes i have a redrover dick. it wouldnt be red except for all the rovering. antibiotics might help i guess.


I bet Astro would give those antibiotics to you orally.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 02:26 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER


You want to talk some bball talk, I believe our starting 5 will be Graham/Mason,Ellis, Alexander, Selden, and either Lucas or Mickleson. With heavy mins from Oubre, Greene, that new Ukaranian kid and yeah he is finally on campus.


How do you think Self will guard Allan Williams? I'm thinking Al goes for 25 points and 15 boards against you. Easy...unless he get's in foul trouble.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 02:29 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

How do you think Self will guard Allan Williams? I'm thinking Al goes for 25 points and 15 boards against you. Easy...unless he get's in foul trouble.


Is alan williams a sun or shade variety? i am concerned he will wilt in the heat and bright light.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 02:40 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

How do you think Self will guard Allan Williams? I'm thinking Al goes for 25 points and 15 boards against you. Easy...unless he get's in foul trouble.


Is alan williams a sun or shade variety? i am concerned he will wilt in the heat and bright light.



The bright lights and camera's with 15,322 lunatics screaming may shrink like a pecker in the cold.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 02:42 PM

I will give you the home team Miss USA and take the underdog Miss Venezuela and 3 rubbers.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 02:49 PM

Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD
Originally Posted By: redrover
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

How do you think Self will guard Allan Williams? I'm thinking Al goes for 25 points and 15 boards against you. Easy...unless he get's in foul trouble.


Is alan williams a sun or shade variety? i am concerned he will wilt in the heat and bright light.



The bright lights and camera's with 15,322 lunatics screaming may shrink like a pecker in the cold.


true that. i heard you are suppose to talk to your plants but screaming at them probably just makes them feel bad.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:00 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD
Originally Posted By: redrover
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

How do you think Self will guard Allan Williams? I'm thinking Al goes for 25 points and 15 boards against you. Easy...unless he get's in foul trouble.


Is alan williams a sun or shade variety? i am concerned he will wilt in the heat and bright light.



The bright lights and camera's with 15,322 lunatics screaming may shrink like a pecker in the cold.


true that. i heard you are suppose to talk to your plants but screaming at them probably just makes them feel bad.



No Miley Cyrus music or pics for that matter around the plants.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:00 PM

Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD

The bright lights and camera's with 15,322 lunatics screaming may shrink like a pecker in the cold.


UCSB is lodging at the same hotel that San Diego State stayed when they beat the Jayhawks in Lawrence earlier this year. It was nice of Astro to offer giving Allan a warm sponge bath but he politely declines.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD

The bright lights and camera's with 15,322 lunatics screaming may shrink like a pecker in the cold.


UCSB is lodging at the same hotel that San Diego State stayed when they beat the Jayhawks in Lawrence earlier this year. It was nice of Astro to offer giving Allan a warm sponge bath but he politely declines.
Just curious.

What is it that makes you think you're so special that you can stop by three months before your team gets pasted and flip sh!t? Has your status as the family loser made you that insecure? Are you so desperate for acknowledgement/redemption- given that Big Sib is a success and you're nothing but a spoiled brat- that you have to crash other teams' websites?

I hate to confirm what Daddy, Mommy and Big Sib have always tried so hard not to tell you. You're a loser and an embarrassment to the family.

Could I get a little confirmation from YeastieWeenie's fratbras? Did I nail it?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:29 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD

The bright lights and camera's with 15,322 lunatics screaming may shrink like a pecker in the cold.


UCSB is lodging at the same hotel
Ever wonder why Wifey is getting a separate room in a different hotel?

Perhaps she wants to sample a man?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut


What is it that makes you think you're so special that you can stop by three months before your team gets pasted and flip sh!t?


I'm just very confident in our team this season Astro. Don't forget the wet wipes when you paste & flip. Sounds messy...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/15/14 03:43 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

The problem with you and stinky is when most fans of schools coming in the AFH for the first time they are usually very nice, respectful, and normally don't talk crap until after they get a win...if that's even possible. Happened what 5 times at AFH since Bill been there. Never the less if you want to keep that bet on lets do it, if not as the same with your team in general as in its NBD.



I've been nothing but generous and respectful since my very first post here Phogger. If I get some facts mixed up about Kansas from time to time please accept my sincerest apology. I've never been to Kansas; most people in the United States have never been to Kansas either (Many think Kansas is an 80's band). I'm sure every time you do something good in Kansas and get on the map another tornado spin it up in the air and crash lands it a mile away. I'm really sorry you have this identity complex. Like I said earlier, I'd consider a merger with another adjacent squared state.

If Kansas beats UCSB, I'll be the first on your board congratulating you. When we win at Allan Williams Field House I'll simply stop by this same thread and say "Good game, good luck the rest of the way." That's how I roll Phogger. I'm your biggest fan outside of November 14, 2014.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitous mascot!

Your Gaucho Gal,


Stinky


Generous and respectful my as=s. You have done nothing but posted standard and tired stereotype insults about Kansas...on the tornado thing...on the Waffle House thing...on the tractor and boring square states thing. And half of your idiotic rant hasn't even been correct.

Cheer for us before and after that game , wtf cares. The only good thing is the day after that game your light butt will never be in Kansas again, well unless we schedule another game with your boys. I sincerely hope you have a good time in Lawrence, I am sure you will be quite surprised on how nice the city and KU's campus is, because both are awesome. Now why not take a few days off the boards and try to come up with some new material...Mmmmmkay.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:45 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut


What is it that makes you think you're so special that you can stop by three months before your team gets pasted and flip sh!t?


I'm just very confident in our team this season Astro.
And your Daddy was confident you wouldn't be a worthless leech. He was also confident you weren't the gardener's kid.

So far he's 0-2.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:47 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
You're a loser and an embarrassment to the family.


My Uncle Mark went to Law School at Duke, I wonder who he thinks are losers and embarrassments to their family? I bet they wear shoulder pads and helmets.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:49 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
You're a loser and an embarrassment to the family.


My Uncle Mark went to Law School at Duke,
Yay!

I'm pretty sure that makes you a success! Roger Clinton's brother was president. And Billy Carter's. And Donald Nixon's.

I just love people who are too stupid to realize they're stupid.

Not that I'm referring to you. You keep posting.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:50 PM

Only a douche looser would use the merits of another team..Duke's football in this case to insult a school that is going to whip his in bball and doesn't even field a football team. Now again take my suggestion and take a few days off or I will have Hawkhead ban you.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:51 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut

Perhaps she wants to sample a man?

Thanks Astro, please tell her how they taste.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:57 PM

Just send a pm to hawkhead...Stinky's banning is coming soon unless he stops the smack talk. And again he better cease and desist it with Astronaut. Astro will jack his stoner jaw.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:58 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut

Perhaps she wants to sample a man?

Thanks Astro, please tell her how they taste.
She knows.

Have you ever wondered why there's a bottle of mouthwash in the garden? laugh
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 03:58 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Now again take my suggestion and take a few days off or I will have Hawkhead ban you.


I think I'm in the mood for a few days off, see you later guys.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 04:08 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Just send a pm to hawkhead...Stinky's banning is coming soon unless he stops the smack talk. And again he better cease and desist it with Astronaut. Astro will jack his stoner jaw.
Let's not go Tigerboard, my droog.

If that globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil wants to continue to catch tolchocks in the yarbles, what business might it be of yours?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 04:28 PM

Just wanted him gone for awhile I never pmed kuhawkhead..lol. Now if he can come up with new material by all means let post it. Dim didn't mean to spoil your fun.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 04:34 PM

please, can't we all just trade gardening tips?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 04:37 PM

phogusher do you have any tricks and tips to share with my blog followers? how do you get such pretty hypatias?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 04:38 PM

stinky, what can you grow in the desert?

i think understanding another person's flowers can give you a window inside their soul. that is why syria is such a mess, they cant grow any flowers there.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 04:43 PM


Sorry Phogger, I'll come back less witty when I return next week. Ok? I'll only throw back the 3rd funniest thing I can think of against your best slings at me. Is that fair?

I sure hope my Gauchos get a fairer shake from the refs against Kansas than what I'm getting from the mods and Nazis that run this message board. Shame on you.

Peace to all,

A beach with broken glass, non alcoholic beer, Gaucho!

Your prisoner,

Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 05:14 PM

you are ignoring or forgetting that i have rolled out the welcome matte for you even though you have not given one single gardening tip or even replied when i personally asked you a question. you paint us all with the same broad brush but i am about the nicest son uv a [censored] you are ever going to come across.

you have not been a perfect guest either but i forgive you.

now give me a motherfucking gardening tip or i am going to kill you.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 05:16 PM

[censored] causes everything before to not be visible.

some things never change, i thought they got this roll out (march 2013) about fixed up. glitchy mofo if you ask me.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 05:30 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

Sorry Phogger, I'll come back less witty when I return next week. Ok? I'll only throw back the 3rd funniest thing I can think of against your best slings at me. Is that fair?

I sure hope my Gauchos get a fairer shake from the refs against Kansas than what I'm getting from the mods and Nazis that run this message board. Shame on you.

Peace to all,

A beach with broken glass, non alcoholic beer, Gaucho!

Your prisoner,

Stinky



Dude, I don't care really. Just messing with you. You are only a prisoner of your own stoner mind....free yourself and give the herb up. Post all you want....even the tired old stuff. Its all good.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 05:48 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

Sorry Phogger, I'll come back less witty when I return next week. Ok? I'll only throw back the 3rd funniest thing I can think of against your best slings at me. Is that fair?

I sure hope my Gauchos get a fairer shake from the refs against Kansas than what I'm getting from the mods and Nazis that run this message board. Shame on you.

Peace to all,

A beach with broken glass, non alcoholic beer, Gaucho!

Your prisoner,

Stinky



Dude, I don't care really. Just messing with you.


dude he is messing with you. he said his third best comeback is better than your best.

dont take that. show him your gardening tip is better than his best lawn and//or garden tip
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 05:59 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger


I sure hope my Gauchos get a fairer shake from the refs against Kansas than what I'm getting from the mods and Nazis that run this message board.


DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUMMSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 07:52 PM

a lot of people ask me for tips on raising naturtiums. here is a littel information for you guys.

Botanical name: Tropaeolum majus

Plant type: Flower

Sun exposure: Full Sun

Flower color: Red, Orange, Yellow

Bloom time: Summer, Fall

Nasturtium is an easy-to-grow annual whose leaves and flowers are edible. These plants with their bright greenery and vibrant flowers are good for containers or ground covers. Their pretty fragrance also makes them a good choice for cut flowers. Nasturtiums are perfect to grow with children because they grow so easily and rapidly.



Planting
You can start the seeds indoors 4 to 6 weeks before the last spring frost.
Plant seeds in early spring in moist, well-drained soil in full sun. They can grow in partial shade, but they will not bloom as well.
Nasturtiums prefer poorer soils and they do not need fertilizers (unless your soil is extremely poor). Fertile soil will produce fewer blooms.
Plant the seeds about half an inch deep and 10 to 12 inches apart. Plants should appear in 7 to 10 days.
Care
Water regularly throughout the growing season, but be careful not to over-water your plants.
Cutting off the faded/dead flowers will prolong blooming.
If you're growing nasturtiums in containers, they may need to be trimmed back occasionally over the growing season.
Pests
Caterpillars
Flea beetles
Aphids
Slugs
Whiteflies
Viruses
Harvest/Storage
Save the nasturtium chick-pea-size seeds and replant in the spring! Let them dry out on the vine; they'll fall off. Collect them, brush off the soil, dry them, and store them in a paper envelope in a cool and dark place.

Recommended Varieties
Salmon Baby, to add a pretty salmon-pink color to your garden.
Variegatus, which is a trailing type with red or orange flowers.
Peach Melba, which is derived from nasturtiums and has creamy yellow flowers with orange-red centers.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 08:17 PM

To grow them proper wont you have to commit suicide. It says no slugs...oh lol d lol.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 08:24 PM

Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/15/14 10:59 PM

Colombian Women's Cycling " skin uniforms" don't ban me look close,it is clothing
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 10:30 AM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.


thank you sean. i can see you are getting in the proper spirit of things.

he might already be a little mad at me though ever since I built that large wooden contraption so that my rented llama could get over the wall to graze on his back yard grass.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 10:33 AM

i tired to tell him i was just trying to help him out with the lawn cutting, but he didnt seem to buy that.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 10:34 AM

Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD
Colombian Women's Cycling " skin uniforms" don't ban me look close,it is clothing


it looks like they were all bitten in the crotch my giant south american mosquitos.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 10:34 AM

i must say this gardening tips thread is going much better today. thank you people.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 02:11 PM

Well I was just teasing stinky yesterday, but maybe he really is taking a few day off from this forum...How refreshing...you can thank me now and pay me next week.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 02:18 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one.
If that fails, get Juan the gardener off your wife and remind him why you pay him eight bucks an hour.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 02:20 PM

ok lets be civil. i dont want this to crumble into antachy again.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 02:21 PM

they could of put a little hair on the cycling unis, just saying
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 02:29 PM

Antachy???????..We don't want to turn into the mother of Claudius Buchanan...ok then...oh you meant anarchy...lol
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 02:33 PM

yes i meant antarchy.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 02:35 PM

you probably would not know this but weather and drifts and everything were so wildly unpredictable on the south pole that they named it antarctica because it is so antarchic.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 02:42 PM

Lol...red you are one goofy bastard...and yes I meant goofy bastard...
Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 02:48 PM

and you are a goofy bats turd.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 02:58 PM

Bat...in the singular....I am not turd from 2 different bats. Don't get mad...go out and breath some of that good Okie air and relax. Go work in your red clay garden...where do you live again..Ponca City,Pawhuska, Bartlesville...all the same red clay crapola.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 03:13 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Well I was just teasing stinky yesterday, but maybe he really is taking a few day off from this forum...How refreshing...you can thank me now and pay me next week.


A few California posters come over to this message board and all you Kansas folks get Petunia Envy. Sorry. Stick to growing your corn and playing with your pet Prairie Chickens.

I hear Kansas has over 6,000 caves. Is the Waffle House hiding in one of them?

Were all you lifelong Kansas residents sad when Star Wars came out? C3PO blowing past the Tin Man as the most popular metal movie character. There went that claim to fame; Blame George Lucas, not me for that.

If Missouri is the "Show Me" State, Kansas must be the "Nothing to Show" State. Do they have tours every thirty seconds at the very first Pizza Hut in Wichita, Kansas? I bet afterwards they let you sample some free toppings. Yippie!! How many BTK Killer Souvenir stands are in Kansas? Must be nice to know the most famous person from Kansas killed ten people.

I'm starting to get a little worried we'll run out of things to do our three days in Kansas. Did you ever think maybe Mother Nature gave Kansas all the tornados so you'd at least have something to do? We go for a swim, jog, or bike along the beach in Southern California to burn our calories. Maybe the Lord wants you folks to walk a few miles to retrieve your kitchen sink simply for the exercise.





Posted by: redrover

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 03:19 PM

i imagine you came to your cxomputer with a little checklist of stuff, and now that you completed your post you have some check marks next to the list.

okay, dooley noted.

hey my brother went to ucsc. buncha crunchy granolas with dreads walking through the woods and playing drums in a circle ans [censored]. still it was okay. i didnt bathe for a week and put some patchouli on me and the armpit hair girls could not of been more welcoming if you know what i mean.

so i guess i am saying you are okay with me stinky. kansas blows. that is why i live in oklahoma now. however the university of kansas is still godamm awesoem .
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 09:44 PM








Sir Charles sux at baseball
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 10:22 PM

He could start at QB for KU.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 11:38 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
they could of put a little hair on the cycling unis, just saying


Speaking of hair, LeBron has fixed that pesky hairline.



from this
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/16/14 11:39 PM

to this.

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/17/14 09:57 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Well I was just teasing stinky yesterday, but maybe he really is taking a few day off from this forum...How refreshing...you can thank me now and pay me next week.


A few California posters come over to this message board and all you Kansas folks get Petunia Envy. Sorry. Stick to growing your corn and playing with your pet Prairie Chickens.

I hear Kansas has over 6,000 caves. Is the Waffle House hiding in one of them?

Were all you lifelong Kansas residents sad when Star Wars came out? C3PO blowing past the Tin Man as the most popular metal movie character. There went that claim to fame; Blame George Lucas, not me for that.

If Missouri is the "Show Me" State, Kansas must be the "Nothing to Show" State. Do they have tours every thirty seconds at the very first Pizza Hut in Wichita, Kansas? I bet afterwards they let you sample some free toppings. Yippie!! How many BTK Killer Souvenir stands are in Kansas? Must be nice to know the most famous person from Kansas killed ten people.

I'm starting to get a little worried we'll run out of things to do our three days in Kansas. Did you ever think maybe Mother Nature gave Kansas all the tornados so you'd at least have something to do? We go for a swim, jog, or bike along the beach in Southern California to burn our calories. Maybe the Lord wants you folks to walk a few miles to retrieve your kitchen sink simply for the exercise.

What , you are not our pal or gal anymore...that makes me sad. Heck thanks I didn't know that fact about 6000 caves...cool. But now here comes the hammer. I told you not to post for 48 hrs minimum, you couldn't even make it a few hrs. You done lost your Lawrence privileges for the remainder of the week.

The ban hammer is coming. I suggest you lay on top of that new solar power array they are installing in Gauchoville and work on your tan. Come back on Friday and start talking some new crap about how bad our football team is and how fat Weis is, until then I don't want to hear from you. Goodbye.





Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 10:45 AM

Ban Nick Bromberg too! Great article about Kansas Football front page Yahoo!!

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 11:07 AM

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-20-mo...anta-barbara-11

Nice job Kansas! You made the top 20 but you still can't beat UCSB or Kansas State.

Why was Charlie Weis showing his rack on twitter earlier this year?

Peace to All,

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!!

Your favorite Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 01:15 PM

Sheeaat fool ..they got boy molester Univ. as the #1 Party school..but that's how schools like PSU and UCSB swing. They both like Chinese food , like the time stinky went to a Chinese restaurant with a young male Asian friend...he had the "Cream of Sun Yung Guy" then afterwards he placed his food order.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 01:33 PM

Riddle me this, what is the deal with the Kansas state flag? It looks like you had a contest for 2nd graders to draw it? Quite possibly the worst state flag in America.

My problem with the Kansas flag

A) No mountains
B) No oceans with that size of boat
C) No buffalo (don’t get all fact-checky here; what we mean is there’re no buffalo like in front of your car on the way to the grocery, or at least not to the point where they need to be addressed on the state flag)
D) Absolutely no people still cutting up the land in the fashion depicted here

Oh, you’re going tell me that’s a steamship on the Kansas River? Nonsense. You’re embellishing, Kansas, and it’s upsetting.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 01:37 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Sheeaat fool ..they got boy molester Univ. as the #1 Party school..


No affiliation to Penn State but if you avoid former Defensive Coordinators I heard its a fun school.

You Kansas fans are angry at everyone. Why can't you celebrate being ranked the #16 Fun School? That's top 20, at least it gives you a little credit (Still not quiet the fun as UCSB or KSU). I've never seen your school ranked that high in anything outside of a few basketball teams. I hear KU is building a dynasty Synchronized Tractor Team. Congrats on that. Maybe you could ask a few of those tractor drivers to play on your football team. You could haze the freshman Tractor drivers by making them pull Charlie Weis' lunch to the football field each day.

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 01:50 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Riddle me this, what is the deal with the Kansas state flag? It looks like you had a contest for 2nd graders to draw it? Quite possibly the worst state flag in America.

My problem with the Kansas flag

A) No mountains
B) No oceans with that size of boat
C) No buffalo (don’t get all fact-checky here; what we mean is there’re no buffalo like in front of your car on the way to the grocery, or at least not to the point where they need to be addressed on the state flag)
D) Absolutely no people still cutting up the land in the fashion depicted here

Oh, you’re going tell me that’s a steamship on the Kansas River? Nonsense. You’re embellishing, Kansas, and it’s upsetting.


The only thing I like about the Kansas flag is it embracing the BTK Killer burying his victims in the dirt. Who knew he stashed all ten bodies under the crops?

I'm going to be practically an expert on Kansas history before I arrive in November.

Peace to all.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 01:53 PM

Those school rankings are just made for fools like you to waste their time with and brag about whatever place you came in at. Tractor stuff again from the soon to be "zipped up in a body bag stinky"....

Its going to happen, best for you to not even show up in Lawrence. Is it impossible for you to come up with any new material. I really don't think you can. Now go finish your order of Cream of Sun Yung Guy...your Asian buddy is ready for round 2....Nomesayin.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 01:57 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

Is it impossible for you to come up with any new material.


Says the guy that goes "Cream of Sun Yung Guy" twice in under 40 minutes...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 02:11 PM

That's because you didn't clean your plate or your chin off the first time around. Your mom has taught you better than that, I know she does because there is nothing left on her chin when she is done servicing me...oh hell yeah.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 02:18 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean

Oh, you’re going tell me that’s a steamship on the Kansas River? Nonsense. You’re embellishing, Kansas, and it’s upsetting.


okay that was pretty funny

but lets talk about you.

first let me google some stuff. i will be back.

and then you will pay
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 02:24 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
That's because you didn't clean your plate


Don't you Kansas folk just use paper plates and throw them away after each meal? I heard all those tornados made porcelain extinct in Lawrence. Probably why you also sell so many corn tortillas; you use them as edible plates.
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/17/14 02:46 PM

Thread now interesting and can be continued.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/17/14 02:53 PM

Amazing.

It's as if a galaxy of stupid went through a black hole and YeastyWeenie came out the other side.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 02:54 PM

ok i am back.

here is my deal gauchi people.

first i am going to say we really have very much in common, you and us, santa babs and lawrence ks.
such as:
*we both have about the same population (we have 1000 more people though).
*we both have a zero in our zipcodes.
*we both enjoy the mello vibes that having a body of navigable water bordering the town give you.
*we both have about the same girl/boy ratio
*we are both the county seat of our counties

so all that is the good news for you.

here is the bad news.

*for one, you guys are kind of dumb. almost 15% of the people that live in santa barbara couldnt get a high school diploma. that is triple our rate.

*also, people are ditching santa barbara like crazy. 4% population loss since 2000. lawrence has grown over 9% in that time. i can only surmise it must be a shithole.

*also, you have a lot more homeless people and people that live in there smelly old car. so, thumbs up to you.

*you people are perverse. you have 87 registered sex offenders. that is 3 more than us despite you having 1000 less people. how can you live with yourselfs after what some of you have done?

***THIS IS A BIG ONE: the average girl in santa barbara is 38. the average girl in lawrence is 27. you are a bunch of old [censored] with ugly women. thats big. with women like that i bet you wish you didnt have a beach, god knows i wouldn't want to see that.

*lso you must be racists since despite sb being in california, lawrence has more than triple the asian population you do. also we have more than 4 times the black population than you do. and 4 times as many native americans. we are culturally diverse but you are just a bunch of idiots comprosed only of two groups of people. you are so lame!

so, to recap, you guys are dumb, racist, have ugly women, and are dumb, and no one wants to live there which is why everyone is leaving.

plus i never never seen a bear crossing in front of my car when i was in cali so get that stupid bear off your flag.

okay you have been served rover style. somebody hold me back before i jack these suckers up some more.










Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Gardening Tips by redrover & friends - 09/17/14 02:57 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Well I was just teasing stinky yesterday, but maybe he really is taking a few day off from this forum...How refreshing...you can thank me now and pay me next week.


A few California posters come over to this message board and all you Kansas folks get Petunia Envy. Sorry. Stick to growing your corn and playing with your pet Prairie Chickens.

I hear Kansas has over 6,000 caves. Is the Waffle House hiding in one of them?

Were all you lifelong Kansas residents sad when Star Wars came out? C3PO blowing past the Tin Man as the most popular metal movie character. There went that claim to fame; Blame George Lucas, not me for that.

If Missouri is the "Show Me" State, Kansas must be the "Nothing to Show" State. Do they have tours every thirty seconds at the very first Pizza Hut in Wichita, Kansas? I bet afterwards they let you sample some free toppings. Yippie!! How many BTK Killer Souvenir stands are in Kansas? Must be nice to know the most famous person from Kansas killed ten people.

I'm starting to get a little worried we'll run out of things to do our three days in Kansas. Did you ever think maybe Mother Nature gave Kansas all the tornados so you'd at least have something to do? We go for a swim, jog, or bike along the beach in Southern California to burn our calories. Maybe the Lord wants you folks to walk a few miles to retrieve your kitchen sink simply for the exercise.





Mommy says you can have bitty, YeastyWeenie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFA1aaLFLzU
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 03:01 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Riddle me this, what is the deal with the Kansas state flag? It looks like you had a contest for 2nd graders to draw it? Quite possibly the worst state flag in America.

My problem with the Kansas flag

A) No mountains
B) No oceans with that size of boat
C) No buffalo (don’t get all fact-checky here; what we mean is there’re no buffalo like in front of your car on the way to the grocery, or at least not to the point where they need to be addressed on the state flag)
D) Absolutely no people still cutting up the land in the fashion depicted here

Oh, you’re going tell me that’s a steamship on the Kansas River? Nonsense. You’re embellishing, Kansas, and it’s upsetting.
I dunno. Do you have 20,000,000 illegals on your state flag?

Does it embarrass you to be YeastyWeenie's Frat Bra?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 03:07 PM

easy there astro. i think they are still stunned form the logical and verbal beatdown i just game them.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 03:14 PM

i googled 'worst things about santa barbara' and got 45.5 million results.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 03:38 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i googled 'worst things about santa barbara' and got 45.5 million results.


45.499 million say you are too poor to be able to move there.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 03:42 PM

well i do have a high school diploma so that puts me ahead of a lot of santa bararans on the financial potem pole.

you into olds?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 05:26 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover


***THIS IS A BIG ONE: the average girl in santa barbara is 38. the average girl in lawrence is 27.



You're lucky to live past 20 years of age in Lawrence dodging all those F5 tornados. Do girls start collecting Social Security in Kansas at 25 yrs. of age or do they make the old bag wait until she turns 30?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 06:08 PM

Red doesn't know. Its your jackass loser of a town that has all the olds...Ask one of them. Hell SS was invented because of all the dead beats they have in Cali...Fact. Tornado smack again, I am now sure as I stated before your little micro mind that constantly shrinks from the bong over usage can not come up with anything new.

But I do pray to the heavens that the 2nd tornado ever to show up in Lawrence in 100 yrs drops on your as-s and yours alone on Nov 14. Justice would be indeed served and a blight on this earth will be removed. Mother Nature would do this planet a favor placing you six ft under.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 06:25 PM

Oh crap,I sit corrected...Red served a seven course meal full of smack on stinkys butt. Good job red. Wow...Santa Barbara is a crap hole. I have to admit, I been to beaches all over this great country...but none was as vile and disgusting as the ones I saw in San Diego. I mean the beach itself was ok...but all the druggies floating around and the public facilities were disgusting.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 06:26 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Mother Nature would do this planet a favor placing you six ft under.

I guess she is also doing us a favor spinning you 150 mph six hundred feet over.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 06:30 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Mother Nature would do this planet a favor placing you six ft under.

I guess she is also doing us a favor spinning you 150 mph six hundred feet over.


No...no...pay attention if your remaining 4 brain cells will allow. I said for it to drop down on you and you alone...no one else. Do your research dummy if you are going to talk smack, hell slow Red is even smart enough to do that. There really has never been a big tornado hit Lawrence Ks...in fact I have been back here for 2 summers now and I only heard on one in the whole state and it was far south and out in the rural areas close to Wichita. Now lets hear some more tractor talk...lol...you are too easy...like your mom...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 07:17 PM

My apologies stinky, there has been several tornados close to Lawrence over the years...but none through the middle of town. One in 03 skirted the western edge of the city but that's a good 3 or 4 miles from the campus. So who knows you might get lucky. I was only in Cali for 8 monthes and experience 2 small earthquakes..
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 08:26 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Oh crap,I sit corrected...Red served a seven course meal full of smack on stinkys butt. Good job red. Wow...Santa Barbara is a crap hole. I have to admit, I been to beaches all over this great country...but none was as vile and disgusting as the ones I saw in San Diego. I mean the beach itself was ok...but all the druggies floating around and the public facilities were disgusting.


Did you go to La Jolla?
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 08:30 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
My apologies stinky, there has been several tornados close to Lawrence over the years...but none through the middle of town. One in 03 skirted the western edge of the city but that's a good 3 or 4 miles from the campus. So who knows you might get lucky. I was only in Cali for 8 monthes and experience 2 small earthquakes..


tornado's are rare but do occur here. from Lexington area north to Cincinnati and east to about Morehead where Kenneth Faried played is pretty flat Tornado's rarely touch a valley protected by hills. If they do get in, all hell breaks loose. I am sure you will be safe in Lawrence as long as you wear black and gold.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 10:12 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
My apologies stinky, there has been several tornados close to Lawrence over the years.

I always pegged you as the KU Valedictorian type Phogger.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 10:16 PM








"@carltonbragg31: Me and @UKCoachCalipari finishing the In home Visit 😈😈 pic.twitter.com/9ma7XUZ6Vb" #CalKeepsItReal #BBN
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/17/14 10:32 PM








Calif here is some Kansas for you, thanks PHOGUSHER to you and your wife for her poses.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

#2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/17/14 10:46 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-vaqDYYyx4
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

#2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/17/14 10:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqgTplI1jns
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

#2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/17/14 10:54 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PcOtdbc6yg
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/17/14 11:18 PM

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 09:50 AM

Man them Gaucho Girls are fugly. I am going to lay off ole stinky until game time. I mean its not a fair debate with him. When it comes to a battle of wits..stinky shows up unarmed. I will let Astro mop the floor with him until Nov.

Let him speak his tornado,farm, tractor, waffle house smack. Hopefully when he gets to Lawrence he will discover how wrong his stereotypes are, now if he went to Mancrappin his stereotypes would be mostly spot on.

Wheat....Boulevard Tank 7...Rock Chalk Jayhawks.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/18/14 10:14 AM

there was that tornado in the 70s or 80s that killed someone at the lawrence kmart. dont forget that one. my grampa told me about it.

anyway, tornado smack is weak. you can't call 32 slam on every play. that is just dumb coaching.
Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 10:20 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger


jeez what a bunch of idiots. this is what a 13 year old thinks the good life is.

i am a man, pick on me, i'm 27.
Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 10:23 AM

a regular santa barbara party with the typical old ladies 38+.

Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 10:24 AM

she brought one for you stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 10:26 AM

The UCSB crowd is not a good looking bunch and that is for sure. Yes I forgot about a few tornados close to Larrytown, but then again I was living in Charleston,SC or Virginia Beach the last 2 times tornados came close to Lawrence. I guess the 03 one was the closest.

I had to go through Cat 4 Hurricane Hugo in Charleston in 89. Here is something I figured out about hurricanes...if its a Cat 1-3 stay and have a fun hurricane party..if its a Cat 4/5...GTFO...lol...it was my first one so I was ignorant of the situation. Also I lived a good 25 miles from the ocean. Still tore the crap out of most of the state.
Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 10:28 AM

sb is for wimps. the most dangerous thing there is a old pop top in the sand. oh and that kid that shot 6 people.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/18/14 10:40 AM

Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD







Calif here is some Kansas for you, thanks PHOGUSHER to you and your wife for her poses.


She looks board and lonely; shocking nothing to do around Lawrence. Too bad the tornado swept up everyone's car in the parking lot last night. How is she gonna get to Sonic Friday Night? Lucky for her she caught that train and got the heck out of Kansas.


Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 10:57 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

Let him speak his tornado,farm, tractor, waffle house smack. Hopefully when he gets to Lawrence he will discover how wrong his stereotypes are, now if he went to Mancrappin his stereotypes would be mostly spot on.


I don't speak farmer but I'm guessing Mancrappin is Manhattan, KS, right? Isn't Manhattan, KS only 85 miles from Lawrence, KS? So I'm spot on about everything about Kansas just 85 mile off. Will Mr. Roarke be greeting us in front of our Lawrence hotel? Will a little midget be waving at our plane? You guys live in a Fantasy World! Wake up!! You are Kansas just as all the other cities that I nail spot on. Thanks Phogger, that was a nice compliment you gave me. I won't forget your T-shirt either.

Kansas State is ranked in football, they even score these things called touchdowns. Every Top 20 list minus basketball they rank higher than KU. Sorry guys. If you have to live or got to school in Kansas, K-State is the place you go. The better debate is which school is the better Plan B, Kansas or Wichita State. You have a better chance winning that argument.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/18/14 11:02 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

She looks board and lonely, no real men around town. Too bad the tornado swept up everyone's car in the parking lot last night. How is she gonna get to Sonic Friday Night? Lucky for her she caught that train and got the heck out of Kansas.


you know nothing! its walmart by day, dairy queen at dusk, and sleeping in the bed of as pick up truck with your best girl at night.
Posted by: redrover

why so many dried up hags? - 09/18/14 11:08 AM

serious question though, stinky and sean... why so many dusty bone bags in santa barbara? why are they on average 11 years older than in lawrence kansas? they are both college towns. this is a interesting phlenomenon. i bet scientists, probably archaeologists in the case of sb girls, would want to study.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: why so many dried up hags? - 09/18/14 11:14 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
serious question though, stinky and sean... why so many dusty bone bags in santa barbara? why are they on average 11 years older than in lawrence kansas? they are both college towns. this is a interesting phlenomenon. i bet scientists, probably archaeologists in the case of sb girls, would want to study.


Students live in Isla Vista, everyone is 17-23. The expensive town of Santa Barbara dilutes age pool. Older richer, $7,000,000.00+ homes.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 12:03 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
The UCSB crowd is not a good looking bunch and that is for sure. Yes I forgot about a few tornados close to Larrytown, but then again I was living in Charleston,SC or Virginia Beach the last 2 times tornados came close to Lawrence. I guess the 03 one was the closest.

I had to go through Cat 4 Hurricane Hugo in Charleston in 89. Here is something I figured out about hurricanes...if its a Cat 1-3 stay and have a fun hurricane party..if its a Cat 4/5...GTFO...lol...it was my first one so I was ignorant of the situation. Also I lived a good 25 miles from the ocean. Still tore the crap out of most of the state.


A big UK fan I know lives on the OBX and owns 4-5 pizza businesses on Duck,Corolla,Kitty Hawk etc. He has been lucky but has had some bad damage before,as well as having to evacuate. Tough being a UK fan in Tar Heel territory. What a nice area and life he and his family have there. He had a good start as his mother bought a strip mall and he opened his first in 1988.
Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 12:15 PM

his mom is a stripper?
Posted by: redrover

sb girls- dried up prunes (fat prunes) - 09/18/14 12:30 PM

this picture shows the typical santa barbara girl on the left and the typical lawrence girl on the right.

Posted by: redrover

Re: sb girls- dried up prunes (fat prunes) - 09/18/14 12:37 PM

that picture on the right actually looks like it could of been taken in my back yard, but i never saw her out there. that's where the llamas grazed so she might be standing in llama poop.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: sb girls- dried up prunes (fat prunes) - 09/18/14 12:50 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
that picture on the right actually looks like it could of been taken in my back yard

Minus the busty female and standing wood fence. We'll take your word on the llama stuff.
Posted by: redrover

Re: sb girls- dried up prunes (fat prunes) - 09/18/14 12:54 PM

well the trick is on you smart guy i do not live in kansas any more.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: sb girls- dried up prunes (fat prunes) - 09/18/14 12:54 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
sb is for wimps. the most dangerous thing there is a old pop top in the sand. oh and that kid that shot 6 people.

The most dangerous thing about UCSB is maintaining the right balance between school work and partying. The dream ends for those that don't put the time into the classroom stuff.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: sb girls- dried up prunes (fat prunes) - 09/18/14 12:56 PM

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: sb girls- dried up prunes (fat prunes) - 09/18/14 12:57 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
well the trick is on you smart guy i do not live in kansas any more.

I guess you got me on that one Red.
Posted by: redrover

Re: sb girls- dried up prunes (fat prunes) - 09/18/14 01:01 PM

i was kind of like a tornado tearing you apart with my well researched post on comparing sb and lawrence yesterday. you are pretty windy on your own though.

dont take it the wrong way though stinky. we are still friends.

how come you dont do that peace, cervezas, sand, your pal stinky thing any more?
Posted by: gauchosean

Go Gauchos! - 09/18/14 01:06 PM

Bit older demographic in SB, you have students then you have millionaires. It usually takes you a few years after graduation to make the money to move back to Santa Barbara.

Median home price in Santa Barbara $943,500
Median home price in Lawrence $174,900

You couldn't get a flying home (doublewide trailer) for $174,900 in Santa Barbara.

College girl talent at UCSB is quite impressive and I am quite confident it would hold up to any across the country.

Now if you are trolling the local suburban neighborhoods I am quite confident the average 38 year old trophy wife will look better in her yoga pants the the much younger Kansas pig farm girl.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 01:10 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Man them Gaucho Girls are fugly. I am going to lay off ole stinky until game time. I mean its not a fair debate with him.

Why party along the ocean cliffs of Isla Vista when I can party with so many juicy bodies and thighs marching down Mass Street. Stop it Phogger, I surrender. Look at all them KU babes!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJA3OmSOrMU
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 01:15 PM

This is how you celebrate a National Championship!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ml8fRjDn5eM
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 01:32 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover

how come you dont do that peace, cervezas, sand, your pal stinky thing any more?

Sometimes I feel a little guilty rubbing it in you Kansas folk; kind of like those Corona commercials relaxing on the sand with a beer.

Bring on the anti-Corona comments...

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Cheers to you Red.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 01:36 PM

i really do not like those find your beach ads

a beach is a beach and your living room is your living room. some beaches are not... wait, i get it now.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 01:46 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i really do not like those find your beach ads

a beach is a beach and your living room is your living room. some beaches are not... wait, i get it now.

I have no idea what you are talking about Red. Beach ads? I live by the beach; I walk out my door and I'm steps to the beach. We don't get beach banners ads in So Cal. It's pretty funny though...
Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 01:50 PM

i mean those tv ads i think they are corona. some beaches are such and such. some beaches are so and so. find your beach. i think those are crap ads. those people are really overselling the whole beach thing.

we have real beer in the midwest though. none of that lemon piss party beer.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 01:53 PM

I got you now Red, my bad.
Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 01:54 PM

its all good. lets go surfing now.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 02:02 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
we have real beer in the midwest though. none of that lemon piss party beer.


We have real beer in California too. What do you know, California is the top ranked State regarding craft beers. Where is Kansas?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/des...merica/2098517/
Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 02:16 PM

craft beers are for poosies. give me schaefers any day.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 02:32 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
craft beers are for poosies. give me schaefers any day.




There you go Red....Schaefers....Cali Craft beers....fu-ck that [censored]...Pabst Blue Ribbon. Now keep schooling stinky red....I aint wasting my time with the mentally challenged anymore.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/18/14 03:23 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Will Mr. Roarke be greeting us in front of our Lawrence hotel? Will a little midget be waving at our plane?
I'll see if I can arrange it.

I'd hate for you to feel like a little runt.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Kansas Football Front Page Yahoo! - 09/18/14 03:24 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
She looks board and lonely;
She needs a gardener.

Hell, it worked for your wife.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: sb girls- dried up prunes (fat prunes) - 09/18/14 03:34 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
that picture on the right actually looks like it could of been taken in my back yard

Minus the busty female and standing wood fence. We'll take your word on the llama stuff.
Add an illegal alien gardener dog-styling Mrs. YeastyWeenie (left) and it could be YW's backyard.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: sb girls- dried up prunes (fat prunes) - 09/18/14 03:38 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
sb is for wimps. the most dangerous thing there is a old pop top in the sand. oh and that kid that shot 6 people.

The most dangerous thing about UCSB is maintaining the right balance between school work and partying. The dream ends for those that don't put the time into the classroom stuff.
Holy [censored]! The spoiled brat who thinks McVeigh blew up a Kansas courthouse is talking about academics!

Here's a graphic you might understand, YeastyWeenie!

Galaxy of stupidity ====> black hole ====> YeastyWeenie!

laugh
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Go Gauchos! - 09/18/14 03:41 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Bit older demographic in SB, you have students then you have millionaires. It usually takes you a few years after graduation to make the money to move back to Santa Barbara.

Median home price in Santa Barbara $943,500
Median home price in Lawrence $174,900

You couldn't get a flying home (doublewide trailer) for $174,900 in Santa Barbara.

College girl talent at UCSB is quite impressive and I am quite confident it would hold up to any across the country.

Now if you are trolling the local suburban neighborhoods I am quite confident the average 38 year old trophy wife will look better in her yoga pants the the much younger Kansas pig farm girl.
Does YeastyWeenie suck a good dick, FratBra?
Posted by: redrover

sure hes a dick but hes r dick - 09/18/14 04:34 PM

^^^
i am sure you have guys like this in santa barbara too.
Posted by: redrover

Re: sure hes a dick but hes r dick - 09/18/14 04:39 PM

i like these guys who think the value of a thing can be measured in dollars. << sacarsm there. << so you pay a lot for houses out there. its the same house. we just pay a lot less for it.

if paying 900 large for your run down 1100 square foot ranch house with a carport and a hobo living in the crawl space makes you feel important then okay then. it is your life.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: sure hes a dick but hes r dick - 09/18/14 04:53 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut [/quote
Does YeastyWeenie suck a good dick, FratBra?

Astro,

You & Red are like the Siskel & Ebert of pole smoking. Please keep each others junk & fluids out of my hotel room and out of the AFH. Deal?

I might have to add those blue protective gloves to my check list of things to bring to Kansas. Great. If there's a wheel at the wheel, I'm not touching it. No way.

Why don't you two guys go out in the fields and get off by shucking each others corn.

Can we please talk basketball? Hey KY, wanna talk hoops?

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho.


Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: sure hes a dick but hes r dick - 09/18/14 05:03 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i like these guys who think the value of a thing can be measured in dollars. << sacarsm there. << so you pay a lot for houses out there. its the same house. we just pay a lot less for it.

if paying 900 large for your run down 1100 square foot ranch house with a carport and a hobo living in the crawl space makes you feel important then okay then. it is your life.

My house has gone up in value 400K the past twelve years, yours goes up 400 feet...


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: sure hes a dick but hes r dick - 09/18/14 05:04 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Does YeastyWeenie suck a good dick, FratBra?
[/quote

Astro,

You & Red are like the Siskel & Ebert of pole smoking. Please keep each others junk & fluids out of my hotel room and out of the AFH. Deal?

I might have to add those blue protective gloves to my check list of things to bring to Kansas. Great. If there's a wheel at the wheel, I'm not touching it. No way.

Why don't you two guys go out in the fields and get off by shucking each others corn.

Can we please talk basketball? Hey KY, wanna talk hoops?

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho.


Stinky
\

now just a gosh darn minute mister. i think you ought to spend a minute and figure this out a little bit. i know you have problems understanding what is happening sometimes.
Posted by: redrover

Re: sure hes a dick but hes r dick - 09/18/14 05:08 PM

for example just because you have trouble understanding the words that come out of peoples mouths doesnt mean i automatically assume sean is also half retarded. you see now? comprende?
Posted by: redrover

Re: sure hes a dick but hes r dick - 09/18/14 05:15 PM

a reasonably competent troll would of moved on to tin man and toto jokes b y now. you are so lame. also mean. if it werent for the fact that this message board is a total turbblossom now i guarantee you some mod would of run you off a long time ago but we give you run because we are cool that way. and this is how you thank us. i think that is rotten low down and mean
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: sure hes a dick but hes r dick - 09/18/14 06:00 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
a reasonably competent troll would of moved on to tin man and toto jokes b y now. you are so lame. also mean. if it werent for the fact that this message board is a total turbblossom now i guarantee you some mod would of run you off a long time ago but we give you run because we are cool that way. and this is how you thank us. i think that is rotten low down and mean


If I can be candid too Red, you guys are pretty vulger over here. I've seen some visitors, not me, but others get in trouble for posting some of the stuff you guys post. I'm a good Christian, I rarely curse but understand its a way of life for others.

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Go Gauchos! - 09/18/14 06:32 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Bit older demographic in SB, you have students then you have millionaires. It usually takes you a few years after graduation to make the money to move back to Santa Barbara.

Median home price in Santa Barbara $943,500
Median home price in Lawrence $174,900

You couldn't get a flying home (doublewide trailer) for $174,900 in Santa Barbara.

College girl talent at UCSB is quite impressive and I am quite confident it would hold up to any across the country.

Now if you are trolling the local suburban neighborhoods I am quite confident the average 38 year old trophy wife will look better in her yoga pants the the much younger Kansas pig farm girl.


No..I am letting stinky off because he is a simpleton. But I am going to punch gauchosean lights out. Sean is such a sissy boy's name. And really comparing prices of housing of Pacific coast to the Midwest...how lame is that. ..well very lame considering the source of the limp wristed Sean.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Go Gauchos! - 09/18/14 07:28 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Bit older demographic in SB, you have students then you have millionaires. It usually takes you a few years after graduation to make the money to move back to Santa Barbara.

Median home price in Santa Barbara $943,500
Median home price in Lawrence $174,900

You couldn't get a flying home (doublewide trailer) for $174,900 in Santa Barbara.

College girl talent at UCSB is quite impressive and I am quite confident it would hold up to any across the country.

Now if you are trolling the local suburban neighborhoods I am quite confident the average 38 year old trophy wife will look better in her yoga pants the the much younger Kansas pig farm girl.


No..I am letting stinky off because he is a simpleton. But I am going to punch gauchosean lights out. Sean is such a sissy boy's name. And really comparing prices of housing of Pacific coast to the Midwest...how lame is that. ..well very lame considering the source of the limp wristed Sean.


Housing prices are directly reflective of the quality of life & demand to live in that area. Simple math says America prices life over 5x better in Santa Barbara than Lawrence, KS and it's worth over five time more to live in Santa Barbara than Lawrence. Even a simpleton like me knows that Phogger.



Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Go Gauchos! - 09/19/14 12:53 AM

Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Go Gauchos! - 09/19/14 12:56 AM

Posted by: Maximus

Re: Go Gauchos! - 09/19/14 09:46 AM

G.W. still got some moves. Must be from that healthy lifestyle of getting to bed before 9pm and quitting all the drugs and drinking he did as a young man.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Go Gauchos! - 09/19/14 12:07 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
But I am going to punch gauchosean lights out. Sean is such a sissy boy's name. And really comparing prices of housing of Pacific coast to the Midwest...how lame is that. ..well very lame considering the source of the limp wristed Sean.


Punch me? Oh no say it isn't so!

Just because you have strong wrists from jerking yourself off all day is no reason to threaten violence. I understand the frustration that you must endure due to your sad little life but come on? Are you sure you want punch me?

Remember we are packing in a bunch of coins to buy you beer when we get there.
Posted by: redrover

you are all dicks - 09/19/14 12:40 PM

i am very sad about how you guys are all so mean
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Go Gauchos! - 09/19/14 01:40 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
But I am going to punch gauchosean lights out. Sean is such a sissy boy's name. And really comparing prices of housing of Pacific coast to the Midwest...how lame is that. ..well very lame considering the source of the limp wristed Sean.


Punch me? Oh no say it isn't so!

Just because you have strong wrists from jerking yourself off all day is no reason to threaten violence. I understand the frustration that you must endure due to your sad little life but come on? Are you sure you want punch me?

Remember we are packing in a bunch of coins to buy you beer when we get there.


Lol..ok make sure its a quality beer. I don't really mind you guys ridiculing Kansas...it is boring most places in the state and rather plain. But eastern Kansas is nice and Lawrence and suburban KC is very nice. You might be surprised or will be surprised when you arrive. Heck we might even sent out the stretch limotractors to pick you up at MCI. But to compare housing prices is silly, sure Cali is going to be much more expensive per capita than Kansas...but I can compare Santa Barbara housing to Manhattan, NY or London and your housing will look cheap in comparison...its all relative really. Have a great Cali day.

Not necessarily your pal,
Phogusher
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: you are all dicks - 09/19/14 01:50 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i am very sad about how you guys are all so mean

Mean? I personally promise not to deplete Lawrence,KS from a single Pabst, Scaeffers, or whatever cheap can beer you guys so proudly consume. All the broken bottles around town after a tornado must really suck. KU students running around Lawrence like John McClane running thru Nakatomi Plaza in Die Hard. Pulling glass out of their feet between classes. If I can't find beer I enjoy in a can, I'll find a draft and drink out of a plastic cup. I'm just a man of the people.


Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: you are all dicks - 09/19/14 01:54 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
i am very sad about how you guys are all so mean

Mean? I personally promise not to deplete Lawrence,KS from a single Pabst, Scaeffers, or whatever cheap can beer you guys so proudly consume. All the broken bottles around town after a tornado must really suck. KU students running around Lawrence like John McClane running thru Nakatomi Plaza in Die Hard. Pulling glass out of their feet between classes. If I can't find beer I enjoy in a can, I'll find a draft and drink out of a plastic cup. I'm just a man that enjoys sucking co-ck...


fyp

Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Phogger sure has a one track mind - 09/19/14 09:18 PM

Maybe the problem with your football team is they all have broken glass in their feet? Do they have any X-Ray machines in the Red Cross and FEMA tents scattered throughout the KU campus? How else can you explain a Big 12 school barely a FG favorite at home against a directional school? Charlie has really slimmed down, he's lost about 70 lbs. off that gloat around his stomach and his offense has lost at least 14 points a game. Charlie is working on a new coaching and weight loss video, it's called the P"0-9"X. 0-9 will be your Conference Record. He's sure off to a fabulous start!

Keeping it positive tonight.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,


Stinky



Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Stinky sure has a one cell mind - 09/19/14 10:19 PM

Nuff said. And that might be an over estimation.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Stinky sure has a one cell mind - 09/21/14 07:47 PM

No Waffle House but sure a lot of Canadian geese around here!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Stinky sure has a one cell mind - 09/21/14 08:48 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
No Waffle House but sure a lot of Canadian geese around here!

I think Phogger is really pissed about these Chinese trying to poach his llama business. If these foreigners try and sell corn in this market I bet Astro puts a hit out for them.

I wonder if KY got his iPhone from Rex? Bet he gave him a good deal.

I wonder how many people left Apple stores using the Chapman method?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Stinky sure has a one cell mind - 09/22/14 09:06 AM

No, I raise emus' , cause I like me some big buffalo wings out in dis mug. And Chinese, you reminiscing about the "cream of sum yung guy". I am sure in Cali there are many to pick from, that place is little Asia I tell ya what.

You did pretty good though in your time out stink. I grant you full posting privileges once again. Have a nice Cali day. Unless a earthquake...wildfire....smog....massive toxic event doesn't get ya. See 2 can play that stupid stereotype game. And did you notice how KU rolled against powerhouse Central Michigan..nice.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Stinky sure has a brilliant mind - 09/22/14 10:05 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
And did you notice how KU rolled against powerhouse Central Michigan..nice.

Hey Phogger,

Congrats on beating those Chipmunks Saturday. Glad Charlie could come up with a game plan to stop Alvin and his friends in the 2nd Half. Did you hide all the nuts at halftime?

You know who I thought of this weekend? The late Sam Kinison. He was a funny dude. I loved the bit he did where he made fun of people that lived in a desert. If he subbed in Tornado for Desert he would have Kansas to a tee. USA for Kansas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0q4o58pKwA

"You live in a Tornado! Nothing stays grounded! Move!!"


Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Stinky sure has a brilliant mind - 09/22/14 10:12 AM

Tornados do dominate your pea sized mind. I really hope one happens for ya when you come to Lawrence. But since it will be in Nov that is very very doubtful.

Have a nice Cali day now..is this a one bong day...a two bong day...or maybe a 3 bong day...oh wait wait that's how they rate the wildfires out there. I wonder how many Cali brush fires started from still burning matches that lit bongs...quite a few I bet.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Phogger sure has a one track mind - 09/22/14 10:29 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
How else can you explain a Big 12 school barely a FG favorite at home against a directional school?


point of fact, "central" is not a direction. you are dumb.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Phogger sure has a one track mind - 09/22/14 10:34 AM

UCSB is a city college on the level of Fort Hays State.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Phogger sure has a one track mind - 09/22/14 11:06 AM

have you guys seen this vagina shape tuber?

Posted by: Maximus

Re: Phogger sure has a one track mind - 09/22/14 01:13 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

You know who I thought of this weekend? The late Sam Kinison. He was a funny dude. I loved the bit he did where he made fun of people that lived in a desert. If he subbed in Tornado for Desert he would have Kansas to a tee. USA for Kansas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0q4o58pKwA

"You live in a Tornado! Nothing stays grounded! Move!!"

Stinky


Comics are pretty smart when they can bring real and recent issues into their comedy.

Wanda Sykes on the Jay Leno show and how they could work off each other was always a must to stay up and watch.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Phogger sure has a one track mind - 09/22/14 01:17 PM

Thoughts and prayers for her. The lord works in mysterious ways, even in Kansas.

Peace to all.

Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Phogger sure has a one track mind - 09/22/14 01:28 PM

E
Originally Posted By: Maximus
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

You know who I thought of this weekend? The late Sam Kinison. He was a funny dude. I loved the bit he did where he made fun of people that lived in a desert. If he subbed in Tornado for Desert he would have Kansas to a tee. USA for Kansas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0q4o58pKwA

"You live in a Tornado! Nothing stays grounded! Move!!"

Stinky


Comics are pretty smart when they can bring real and recent issues into their comedy.

Wanda Sykes on the Jay Leno show and how they could work off each other was always a must to stay up and watch.


Hey Max,

I guess info gets to Kansas a little slow. Sam was killed in a head on car crash about 20 years ago and Jay Leno doesn't have the Tonight Show gig anymore.

Speaking of recent issues, does $5,000 Pyramid come on before or after Card Sharks in the primetime Lawrence, Kansas market?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Phogger sure has a one track mind - 09/22/14 01:57 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I guess info gets to Kansas a little slow.


You wax, don't you.

Do you and Sean have a bikini waxing 69?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: sure hes a dick but hes r dick - 09/22/14 02:08 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Does YeastyWeenie suck a good dick, FratBra?
[/quote

Astro,

You & Red are like the Siskel & Ebert of pole smoking. Please keep each others junk & fluids out of my hotel room and out of the AFH. Deal?

I might have to add those blue protective gloves to my check list of things to bring to Kansas. Great. If there's a wheel at the wheel, I'm not touching it. No way.

Why don't you two guys go out in the fields and get off by shucking each others corn.

Can we please talk basketball? Hey KY, wanna talk hoops?

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho.


Stinky
Geez, calm down.

I thought maybe FratBra weenie-sucking might be something you're good at. God knows you're an embarrassment to Daddy, Implant Barbie Mommy and Successful Big Sib.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: sure hes a dick but hes r dick - 09/22/14 02:10 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

My house has gone up in value 400K the past twelve years, yours goes up 400 feet...


Stinky



And you're a former Navy SEAL.

We know the drill, little boy.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Stinky sure has a one cell mind - 09/22/14 02:12 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
No Waffle House but sure a lot of Canadian geese around here!
FratBra bikini waxing!
Posted by: redrover

Re: Stinky sure has a one cell mind - 09/22/14 02:17 PM

astronot your mama so fat.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/22/14 02:24 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
we have real beer in the midwest though. none of that lemon piss party beer.


We have real beer in California too. What do you know, California is the top ranked State regarding craft beers. Where is Kansas?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/des...merica/2098517/
Craft beers are for bikini-waxing SoCal FratBras who've never been to Germany.
Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/22/14 02:28 PM

sigh.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/22/14 02:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

My house has gone up in value 400K the past twelve years, yours goes up 400 feet...


Stinky



And you're a former Navy SEAL.

We know the drill, little boy.


Phogger is a NAVY guy. Be careful Astro, he is still a little resentful over the Village People hazing, remember? I'm not teasing you Astro, I imagine your head landed hard a few times from the Tornados.

Peace to All.

Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/22/14 02:59 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

My house has gone up in value 400K the past twelve years, yours goes up 400 feet...


Stinky



And you're a former Navy SEAL.

We know the drill, little boy.


Phogger is a NAVY guy. Be careful Astro, he is still a little resentful over the Village People hazing, remember? I'm not teasing you Astro, I imagine your head landed hard a few times from the Tornados.

Peace to All.

Stinky
You wax don't you.
Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/22/14 03:09 PM

i wax. poetic that is. did you see my poem about the train wreck?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/22/14 03:26 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
did you see my poem about the train wreck?

I just read the Duke 41-3 over Kansas Box score. Was a poem attached to that train wreck too? Did that girl in the video leaving Kansas get hurt in her train? Too many Kansas Train wrecks to keep track of...

Why doesn't everyone in Kansas just live in trains? I bet those don't go up in the air more than 100 feet, right? Not the box cars silly, the engines.
Posted by: redrover

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/22/14 03:29 PM

i guessed it was going to be about waxing, and it was.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/22/14 03:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
You wax don't you.


I wax my surfboards.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/22/14 03:31 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
did you see my poem about the train wreck?

I just read the Duke 41-3 over Kansas Box score.
Usually one has to join a SoCal frat to get that kind of waxing!!!

laugh
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: #2 Party School in the Nation! - 09/22/14 03:33 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
You wax don't you.


I wax my surfboards.
That must be some sorta SoCal FratBra homoerotic code.

Do you and the FratBra Sean have some sort of board waxing daisy chain?
Posted by: redrover

yo mama so fat - 09/22/14 03:53 PM

that she got coronary thrombosis
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/22/14 04:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
That must be some sorta SoCal FratBra homoerotic code.

Do you and the FratBra Sean have some sort of board waxing daisy chain?

We fly kites, you fly kitchens!
Posted by: redrover

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/22/14 04:13 PM

i think you need to settle your differences with a yo-mama-so-fat-off
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/22/14 05:46 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i think you need to settle your differences with a yo-mama-so-fat-off

Yo moma so fat when she orders alphabet Soup, she wants it in every language!!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/22/14 05:54 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
i think you need to settle your differences with a yo-mama-so-fat-off

Yo moma so fat when she orders alphabet Soup, she wants it in every language!!

Yo mama is so fat, she walks into the Waffle House with a Realtor and an offer!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/22/14 06:08 PM

Yo mama so fat the Judge made them change the name of her favorite restaurant to CAN'THOP.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/22/14 06:17 PM

Dude that did not even make any sense. Of course then again you never do, so you are keeping on par so to say. Lets see if you can change that...oooops I am sure that's impossible. Idiots can not change their stripes..
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/22/14 06:28 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Dude that did not even make any sense.

Stick with tic-tac-toe Phogger.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/23/14 09:52 AM

Ok stink. Guess I missed the part where you were doing the "dozens" on yo mama so fat jokes with our resident dummy redrover..

Man you guys were going at it in a regular mano y mano or should I say dumbo y dumbo...lol.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/23/14 10:39 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Ok stink. Guess I missed the part where you were doing the "dozens" on yo mama so fat jokes with our resident dummy redrover..

Man you guys were going at it in a regular mano y mano or should I say dumbo y dumbo...lol.

You need to Relax Phogger; live life. I think looking over your shoulder every hour for a tornado is bad for your health. I've never done a yo mama joke before. I'm not afraid to try something new. If I fail, I have the perfect support group with you KU football fans. Right?

I wish you guys talked more basketball around here, probably why this board is a ghost town.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/23/14 12:31 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
i think you need to settle your differences with a yo-mama-so-fat-off

Yo moma so fat when she orders alphabet Soup, she wants it in every language!!


Typical SoCal FratBra. Can't come up with anything original, so he rips off someone else. From thirty years ago.

Pay attention, YeastieWeenie. Here's how it's done.

Yo mama so fat she clogged a black hole.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/23/14 01:12 PM

Thanks Astro, that was a nice compliment you gave me. I didn't steal that alphabet soup one, I made it up myself. After you accused me of plagiarism I did do a google search and found this one:

Your mama so fat the only letters in the alphabet she knows is KFC

I went with alphabet soup and the mass of potential letters in a soup filled in every language. We take alphabet a different direction. I was playing with eating the letters off the waffle house sign in an alphabet soup but I couldn't get it to flow. Please don't tease Phogger but I like the one where the lady thinks the Waffle House is actually a real house made out of a waffle and wants to buy it. Maybe I tricked you too.

I think your black hole one is pretty good Astro and it only took you a day to come up with it.

Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/23/14 01:38 PM

Is this guy for real or is it posts from a random idiot comment generator vs a random numbers generator...jeebus will someone put him out of his misery.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/23/14 03:50 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Is this guy for real or is it posts from a random idiot comment generator vs a random numbers generator...jeebus will someone put him out of his misery.


I kind of liked Astro's Yo mama. Why did you call him an idiot?

You sound like you have a headache Phogger, go get your coloring book and turn on sponge Bob.

Stinky
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/23/14 04:48 PM

Yo momma so fat she cut her finger and the only thing that came out was gravy!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/23/14 07:03 PM

Originally Posted By: KYBLUEBLOOD
Yo momma so fat she cut her finger and the only thing that came out was gravy!


I think you're close KY. Maybe Yo mama so fat, when she gives blood it comes out of a ladle. Maybe gravy ladle but then it spells out joke too much.

Nice effort to all.

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/24/14 08:22 AM

This is heading for the back of the Quik Trip.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/24/14 09:48 AM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
This is heading for the back of the Quik Trip.

Is a Quik Trip when the Jayhawks have the football first and ten? We call that three and out in California.

Seems like most people here live outside of Kansas. Michigan, Oklahoma, Texas. Shocking. I guess the last person that leaves Kansas doesn't need to turn off the lights, the tornado should take care of that.

Does anyone ever talk basketball here?

Peace to all.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/24/14 01:36 PM

[
Does anyone ever talk basketball here?

Peace to all.

Your gay gal,


Stinky [/quote]

Hell bub, you never mention a damn thing about basketball. Its always your moronic tornado, waffle house, tractor dumass speak. Sure what do you want to know about bball. Oh let me make this easy on you, KU is the superior team to yours steeped in tradition and excellence.

Even according to J Bilas ( A Dukie btw) Allen Fieldhouse is his favorite place to watch a college basketball game. Scott Van Pelt and Neil Everett of ESPN makes special trips to AFH a few times a season on their own dime because its such an awesome venue. I already told you who I believe our starting 5 might be, KU plays a true elite blueblood team Kentucky after our smack down of the Gauchos . Oh yeah and your boy Williams...he fat....lol..

I know I am wasting my time because most likely your a flaming Mizzou troll..Again no Cali person would care this much about a Nov game. But Allen Fiieldhouse and Lawrence will speak for themselves once you arrive. I still sincerely hope you have a great time despite watching your team getting beat down.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: yo mama so fat - 09/24/14 02:33 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Is this guy for real or is it posts from a random idiot comment generator vs a random numbers generator...jeebus will someone put him out of his misery.
Now you've done it!

YeastieWeenie needs bitty!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOfI48IWESo
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/24/14 02:40 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
This is heading for the back of the Quik Trip.

Is a Quik Trip when the Jayhawks have the football first and ten? We call that three and out in California.

Seems like most people here live outside of Kansas. Michigan, Oklahoma, Texas. Shocking. I guess the last person that leaves Kansas doesn't need to turn off the lights, the tornado should take care of that.

Does anyone ever talk basketball here?

Peace to all.

Your Pal,


Stinky
You're smart, and you're cute and you're funny!

I love you just as much as BigSib, even though you haven't accomplished jacksh!t without Daddy!

YT, Implant Barbie Mommy.

P.S. Don't look for us. We'll send you a postcard with our new address soon.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/24/14 07:22 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

But Allen Fiieldhouse and Lawrence will speak for themselves once you arrive.



Is AFH haunted? Are you sure you heard voices? Could the tornado just have been hawling? Was the ghost sleeping when SDSU visited earlier this year? Sssshh, please don't wake him. We wanna help make California 2-0 vs. Kansas at AFH this year!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/24/14 10:34 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

I know I am wasting my time because most likely your a flaming Mizzou troll.

I'm no Barnaby Jones Phogger but I think Maximus is your Mizzu troll. Brad Pitt went to school at Mizzu (but he didn't Graduate) and Maximus has a picture of Brad Pitt on his profile. I don't think Maximus graduated from college either. If Maximus wasn't a Mizzu troll, I bet he'd have a picture of Russell Crowe on his profile.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/25/14 01:53 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

I know I am wasting my time because most likely your a flaming Mizzou troll.

I'm no Barnaby Jones Phogger but I think Maximus is your Mizzu troll. Brad Pitt went to school at Mizzu (but he didn't Graduate) and Maximus has a picture of Brad Pitt on his profile. I don't think Maximus graduated from college either. If Maximus wasn't a Mizzu troll, I bet he'd have a picture of Russell Crowe on his profile.



Do you ever wonder why FratBras Sean and Smeg have abandoned you?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/25/14 01:55 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
This is heading for the back of the Quik Trip.
Nah.

YeastieWeenie doesn't have the balls or the credit to rent 'em.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/25/14 03:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
You're smart, and you're cute and you're funny!

My wife is the jealous type, so I'll keep your feelings towards me quiet.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/25/14 04:12 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
You're smart, and you're cute and you're funny!

My wife is the jealous type, so I'll keep your feelings towards me quiet.
If your wife is the jealous type, she'll kill the gardener's old lady!

laugh

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/25/14 09:18 PM

Sigh....I cant wait until Nov 14...win or lose at least we wont have to read stinky's idiotic posts any longer. And if he keeps posting after that game he will be banned permanently.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/25/14 09:59 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Sigh....I cant wait until Nov 14...win or lose at least we wont have to read stinky's idiotic posts any longer. And if he keeps posting after that game he will be banned permanently.


Sorry guys, I'm gonna move on after our Nov. 14th game. I promise to say one last goodbye before I leave.

Does the tornado siren come form the scorers table or will I need to be familiar with the source? They'll give us a tornado check list at the hotel, right?

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/25/14 10:35 PM

Good and no....no tornado check list...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/25/14 11:25 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
...no tornado check list...

I bet the good folks at Florida Gulf Coast in Fort Meyers, FL will have a Hurricane check list for me when I arrive Monday Nov. 17th.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/25/14 11:37 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut


Do you ever wonder why FratBras Sean and Smeg have abandoned you? [/quote]

Thanks for thinking of me Astronut, been a bit busy. I'll try and make up for it with a momma joke.

Your momma so fat people in Kansas chain their houses to her so they don't fly away.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/26/14 01:26 AM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean

Thanks for thinking of me Astronut, been a bit busy. I'll try and make up for it with a momma joke.

Your momma so fat people in Kansas chain their houses to her so they don't fly away.

I think we have a new Yo Mamma leader in the clubhouse, well played Sean!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/26/14 01:21 PM

Yeah that's about as big a a winner as the Gauchos will be in AFH...NO FU-KING WAY...YES NO FU-CKING WAY....
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/26/14 02:14 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Yeah that's about as big a a winner as the Gauchos will be in AFH...NO FU-KING WAY...YES NO FU-CKING WAY....


Relax Phogger, you can be judge next time. Lucky for us the scoreboard will decide our winner at Alan Williams Fieldhouse. You guys are gonna give yourselves heart attacks watching the Weather Channel and those tornado watches all day.I doubt that Wang burgers, heavily buttered corn and piss beer do much good for your arteries. Charlie Weis is probably the healthiest guy in Lawrence.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/26/14 02:58 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Originally Posted By: Astronaut


Do you ever wonder why FratBras Sean and Smeg have abandoned you?


Thanks for thinking of me Astronut, been a bit busy. I'll try and make up for it with a momma joke.

Your momma so fat people in Kansas chain their houses to her so they don't fly away.

[/quote]

Yo momma so fat Earthquake Control pays her not to walk.

I win FratBraSean. And work on your HTML skills.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/26/14 02:59 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: gauchosean

Thanks for thinking of me Astronut, been a bit busy. I'll try and make up for it with a momma joke.

Your momma so fat people in Kansas chain their houses to her so they don't fly away.

I think we have a new Yo Mamma leader in the clubhouse, well played Sean!
You're first in line for Implant Barbie Momma bitty!
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/26/14 03:02 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Yeah that's about as big a a winner as the Gauchos will be in AFH...NO FU-KING WAY...YES NO FU-CKING WAY....


Relax Phogger, you can be judge next time. Lucky for us the scoreboard will decide our winner at Alan Williams Fieldhouse. You guys are gonna give yourselves heart attacks watching the Weather Channel and those tornado watches all day.I doubt that Wang burgers, heavily buttered corn and piss beer do much good for your arteries. Charlie Weis is probably the healthiest guy in Lawrence.
Free State beer is much better than any whale piss they sell to spoiled SoCal FratBras who wax their bikini areas, feng shui their frat houses and rely on Law Firm Daddy for a job and Implant Barbie Mommy for bitty.

laugh
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/26/14 06:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut

You're first in line for Implant Barbie Momma bitty!

You guys are really sore losers. I can't wait for some of the excuses when UCSB leaves Alan Williams Fieldhouse with the win.

I'll try your Free State Beer place when I'm in town and let you know what I think. Only a couple times have I ever ordered a sample tray at a Brewery and not found at least one beer I like.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/26/14 11:43 PM

Thoughts and prayers to the gal beheaded at your food processing plant. That type of tragedy should make your community so much stronger. So many sickos in this world; the lord works in mysterious ways some times.

If there is anything I can do to help please don't hesitate to ask.

Peace to all.

Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/27/14 11:03 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

If there is anything I can do to help please don't hesitate to ask.

I misjudged you. You rock.

Please cut your head off as a show of solidarity.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/27/14 01:56 PM

Well stinky could cut off his head my brother. But the quality of his posts would likely remain the same...Nomesayin...
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/27/14 02:40 PM

Is UCSB playing at OU this year?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/27/14 04:08 PM

Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
Is UCSB playing at OU this year?

The Gauchos play in Eugene, Oregon vs. the University of Oregon Ducks Monday, December 22nd. Phil Knight has Tornado-proofed the UO letters. I wonder why T. Boone Pickens hasn't fixed the KU letters?

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/27/14 07:02 PM

Did the Longhorn Defensive Backs wear KU uniforms? Why did your QB throw four perfect completions to Texas?

Not to throw salt on the corn but did you see TCU today? I can't wait for my trip to Kansas.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your pal,

Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/27/14 09:47 PM

How about my Missouri Tigers...I mean did anyone see the Mizzu vs. South Carolina game tonight?

Stinky
Posted by: dgless21

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 12:56 AM

My question is: how did you see it with your head so far up your own ass?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 09:52 AM

I know what your football teams problem is so you could be a little bit nicer to me. Charlie Weiss is confusing his meal plan with his offensive game plan. Points are bad in Weight Watchers. Points are good in football. He needs to spend more time watching his opponents game tape and less time reading the back of those red boxes filled with cardboard food. It should have been obvious to everyone in the looker room when he brought in Kirsty Ally for the pregame prep talk.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 09:59 AM

I told you guys. Your AD found out after the game and fired Charlie. Weiss was yelling an audible to your QB but nobody knew what play double double cheeseburger with bacon was.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 11:00 AM

Will Zenger drop the Tornado on Bill Self like he did Charlie Weiss when UCSB beats Kansas at home too?

Your local food shelter should be excited when Charlie cleans out his locker.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 01:20 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
How about my Missouri Tigers...I mean did anyone see the Mizzu vs. South Carolina game tonight?

Stinky


This fool messed up and just came out of the closet. He is indeed a Misery troll flamer. Go figure. A real UCSB guy could give two sh its about Missouri football. Possibly a Mizzou transplant to Cali. That fits seeing a Miserian would want to live in the state meth got its start at. Stinky probably belongs to a scooter trash gang called "Daughters of Assarchy"..nomesayin..
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 01:31 PM

bitty. bitty! BITTY! I WANT BITTY!
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 01:39 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut

You're first in line for Implant Barbie Momma bitty!

You guys are really sore losers. I can't wait for some of the excuses when UCSB leaves Alan Williams Fieldhouse with the win.

I'll try your Free State Beer place when I'm in town and let you know what I think. Only a couple times have I ever ordered a sample tray at a Brewery and not found at least one beer I like.



You're terribly insecure, YeastyWeenie.

Is that because Law Firm Daddy, Implant Barbie Mommy and BigSib are so embarrassed to be related?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 01:46 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
Is UCSB playing at OU this year?

The Gauchos play in Eugene, Oregon vs. the University of Oregon Ducks Monday, December 22nd. Phil Knight has Tornado-proofed the UO letters. I wonder why T. Boone Pickens hasn't fixed the KU letters?

Do you ever wonder why Law Firm Daddy has to support you and Implant Barbie Mommy screws Juan the Gardener?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 01:49 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Will Zenger drop the Tornado on Bill Self like he did Charlie Weiss when UCSB beats Kansas at home too?

Your local food shelter should be excited when Charlie cleans out his locker.

It's "Weis".

No wonder Successful Big Sib hopes you die before Law Firm Daddy. [S]he would hate to have to split the inheritance with a worthless tit Lil' Bra!!!!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 04:40 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
It's "Weis"

I know but it's way more fun to misspell it...
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 09:10 PM

Even the MethZoo Trolls are embarrassed to admit they are from MethZoo.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 11:02 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Even the MethZoo Trolls are embarrassed

Having Turner Gil & Charlie Weiss on the KU payroll for over $9,000,000.00 to not coach your schools football team is a little bit more embarrassing. That's a lot of corn...
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/28/14 11:47 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Even the MethZoo Trolls are embarrassed

Having Turner Gil & Charlie Weiss on the KU payroll for over $9,000,000.00 to not coach your schools football team is a little bit more embarrassing. That's a lot of corn...


No. I think having a football team that leads the NCAA in Rape Convictions, a football Coach that has more DWI's than bowl wins and a basketball coach that leave for a better job in Tulsa is much more embarrassing. I wouldn't admit that I go to school there either. I would pretend to go to some D3 school on the West Coast, hang out on a former rivals fan page and stir the pot too. I getting depressed just writing about this stuff. I feel for you. This is your life. Sorry! Maybe you could transfer to Central Missouri State. I hear that Warrensburg is much nicer than Columbia. I hope all of your credits transfers.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 12:03 AM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
I getting depressed just writing about this stuff. I feel for you.

Did you see Steve Spurrier give the bird while touching his visor after the game Saturday? I didn't see it, I heard about it. Don't feel for me Lonestar, the water is still unbelievably warm for this time of year in Southern California and a nice shoulder high break at Campus Point. I don't live in Kansas or Texas, life is good.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your pal,

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 09:35 AM

Hey stinky...to prove you are not a true Misery troll. And without the use of Google or any other search engine tell me what is the ocean water temperature right now for Santa Barbara in late Sept. It is not warm thus explaining your constant shrinkage that disappoints your Asian male boyfriend. Quit the façade you are a Methzou flamer...nothing more and probably a lot less...Nomesayin
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 10:05 AM

are you guys a bunch of dummies? anyone with a iq higher than 7 can tell stinky and maximus are the same guy. boy are you people dumb.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 10:14 AM

I walked by a lifeguard tower late Thursday and the board said water was 70 degrees. I went in Saturday expecting a lower temp and I know it was warmer than 70. I'm guessing it was close to 72 degrees.

Missouri-South Carolina was getting under way when I left.

You guys are having great weather too in KS. Honestly, I haven't heard of a Kansas tornado in weeks? Is that a record? There are times I wish we only had dixie cups and plastic plates in our kitchen too but I'm sure those plates get flimsy with Thanksgiving, Christmas, or Easter meats like turkey or ham. Right?

How can you guys afford to put another football coach on the KU Payroll? I hope you don't have to layoff the crews that operate that emergency siren when the tornado comes. Those guys are irreplaceable.

Good luck on that hire, I hear Brady Hoke will be available soon.

Peace to all.

Stinky
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 01:37 PM

Gearing up for my week in Kansas with a trip this week to Indiana. I was told it was just like Kansas but less square.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 02:10 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
are you guys a bunch of dummies? anyone with a iq higher than 7 can tell stinky and maximus are the same guy. boy are you people dumb.


Well since rover is the king of dumb that's full of [censored]...we must take King Dumb Rovers word on it...maxey is stinky....lol....idiot.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 02:19 PM

Guys, I think Maximus is dead. Didn't River Phoenix shank him before his final duel?

Safe travels Sean, don't eat too much Steak and Shake. The worst food sober but get a few drinks in you and it feel like a good Kansas Waffle House.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot.

Your pal,


Stinky

P.S. Will there be a KU football coach tax on our hotel bill next month?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 02:48 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Guys, I think Maximus is dead. Didn't River Phoenix shank him before his final duel?

Safe travels Sean, don't eat too much Steak and Shake. The worst food sober but get a few drinks in you and it feel like a good Kansas Waffle House.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot.

Your pal,


Stinky

P.S. Will there be a KU football coach tax on our hotel bill next month?
Amazing.

You're too stupid to realize that you've embarrassed SoCal FratBras Sean and Smeg.

They don't wanna hang YeastyWeenie.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 02:50 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
It's "Weis"

I know but it's way more fun to misspell it...


That's what all the stupid kids say. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTl762MuXyc
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 02:58 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Gearing up for my week in Kansas with a trip this week to Indiana. I was told it was just like Kansas but less square.


Muchas gracias!

Su jardineros, Juan, Pablo, Jaime, etc.

Su esposa tiene una fuchi quepesta.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 03:00 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Gearing up for my week in Kansas with a trip this week to Indiana. I was told it was just like Kansas but less square.
Curious.

Does PledgeBra YeastieWeenie suck a good one?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/29/14 04:40 PM

I hate to pee on your spacesuit Astro but just because you've mastered the arcade game Astroids and you're Founder of the Buzz Lightyear Fan Club it doesn't make you an Astronaut.

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/30/14 10:43 AM

Stinky is slacking...no early morning bong induced rants from him so far. Cant wait till he shows up here and Astro beats him down. Astro is a bad man and has accomplished real goals in this world...Unlike stinky.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/30/14 03:07 PM

I think I got a little to close to home with the jardineros gang bang remark.

Sorry Yeastie. I hope you and wifey can work it out. Maybe some good feng shui?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 09/30/14 09:50 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Stinky is slacking...no early morning bong induced rants from him so far. Cant wait till he shows up here and Astro beats him down. Astro is a bad man and has accomplished real goals in this world...Unlike stinky.

Sorry guys, my knuckles have been heeling since the beat down Astro's jaw gave them.

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 10:51 AM

Heeling....lol...that's all we need to know about this 13 yr old Cali stoner. Good God why wont someone in Cali put this fool out of his misery...Pathetic....durrrhh durrhh lets talk about tornados and Waffle houses again stinky....durrhh durrrh stinky likes mustard on his biskits.....and those French fried taters...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 12:54 PM

Put me out of my misery? I'm not in misery Phogger; life couldn't be better. I visit you guys from time to time but that's of my choosing; I actually feel sorry for you. I've been throwing extra change in my jar so when I leave it in Lawrence, KS next month the little extra may help a family in need.

How is your search for a new football coach coming? Are you accepting only obese applicants? Does your Cholesterol need to be over 400 to apply? Are you still pretty firm on hiring only Type Two Diabetics?

Nobody here ever wants to talk basketball. Our boys are looking good in practice. I've never been so confident in a Gaucho team and I go back to the mid 80's. T minus about 42 days to crash AFH, baby!

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky

Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 01:28 PM

is there any way we can make this a royals vs angels smack-off?

your angels so fat only 1 can sit on the head of a pin.

ok who is next?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 02:09 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
is there any way we can make this a royals vs angels smack-off?

your angels so fat only 1 can sit on the head of a pin.

ok who is next?

Hey Red, you better let Phogger be judge of whatever you're doing or else he'll start crying again.

You know the inventor of the Smack Off went to UCSB. It wasn't Jim Rome, it was his right hand man Travis Rodgers that came up with the idea for the Nationally Syndicated Show...but both guys are UCSB Gauchos so we win either way...
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 03:02 PM

well that figures.

you probably didnt get my angels joke, did you?

it went right over you're head. or pin head? not sure which way to go with that one.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 03:26 PM

You've been abandoned by your FratBras, CPLYeastyWeenie.

I'm guessing your knuckles are bloody from being the bottom in the FratBra Human Centipede.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 04:21 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
you probably didnt get my angels joke, did you?

Jokes are like tornados, sometimes they hit and sometimes they miss. Sorry Red, you missed.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 04:33 PM

if you were smart oabut the history of the church in western civilization like me you would have gotten that joke. in kansas even truck drivers know about aquinas's summa theologica and richard baxters seminal work in 1667 on the subject of angelology, and that some sceintists have determined that about 8.6766×1049 angels can fit dance on the head of a pin. which makes your angels VERY fat if only 1 can fit there. i guess they dont teach you smarty pants party college kids nothing out there.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 04:34 PM

that's 10 to the 49th power by the way. not 1049.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 04:34 PM

dumbass
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 08:10 PM







Maria Molina ‏@FoxMariaMolina 4m4 minutes ago
Earlier tornado-warned supercell with large rotating wall cloud & brief funnel on eastern side of it near Chetopa, KS
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 08:24 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
well that figures.

you probably didnt get my angels joke, did you?

it went right over you're head. or pin head? not sure which way to go with that one.



been a while since I've been on this board and it seems the same three posters are on it and I haven't missed a thing.

I hate the Angels Red. I hope current crop of Royals channel G. Brett, Saberhagen, Willie Wilson, and the Quiz, and beat the tar out of the Halos. You guys have suffered long enough and it would be great to see a KC-LA Dodgers WS. Only drawback with that is identification, I don't think there's two teams in baseball that have more similar uniforms.

I am working hard to move my business trip around to be able to make it to Lawrence, fingers crossed.
Posted by: KUCO_VOC

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 09:27 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
Originally Posted By: redrover
well that figures.

you probably didnt get my angels joke, did you?

it went right over you're head. or pin head? not sure which way to go with that one.



been a while since I've been on this board and it seems the same three posters are on it and I haven't missed a thing.

I hate the Angels Red. I hope current crop of Royals channel G. Brett, Saberhagen, Willie Wilson, and the Quiz, and beat the tar out of the Halos. You guys have suffered long enough and it would be great to see a KC-LA Dodgers WS. Only drawback with that is identification, I don't think there's two teams in baseball that have more similar uniforms.

I am working hard to move my business trip around to be able to make it to Lawrence, fingers crossed.

Can't find anyone to cock the fries so you can bus here?
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/01/14 09:54 PM


[/quote]
Can't find anyone to cock the fries so you can bus here? [/quote]


I know it gets boring in the fly-over states and Kansas ranks in the top 20 of fattest states but you guys sure have a perverse relationship with food.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 11:48 AM

Freg..not as stupid as stinky...but almost. Sticking with the boring stereotypes lacks ingenuity. Of course no real surprise there either.

So stinky wants to talk hoops, well here ya go...Dickie V has KU pre seasoned ranked in the Top 5. Where is the Guuchieoos...no where to be found in the Top 20. Also no surprise.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 12:17 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
...Dickie V has KU pre seasoned ranked in the Top 5. Where is the Guuchieoos...
You guys should stop buying glasses and get prescription googles like Kareem Abdul Jabbar used to wear. They aren't full proof for tornados but probably a better investment. UCSB is ranked in the top 15 mid majors; it doesn't really mean much just like your preseason ranking doesn't mean much. It's more fun to go up in rankings than fall. I bet you drop to mid teens after we beat you and hopefully our win gets noticed and we make the top 25 for the first time in a long time.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot.

Your pal,

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 02:37 PM

Cmon stinky put your money where your internet mouth is, I will bet you 100 dollars vs your jar o change that KU wins by 5 +. Cmon now or are you a bawk bawk bawk...bonged out Cali chicken.

More bball talk if its what ya want, after the Jayhawks dispatches with basically a warmup scrimmage game with the Nachos they take on a true blue blood elite club similar to themselves in Kentucky. Not making any prediction about that game, but it will be a good one and a premiere early season highlite game on National tv primetime.

Who does the Nachos have next after the beatdown by KU....Sistas of St Marys....the Goleta Gorillas..the Bakerfield Bongsuckers....who????
Posted by: oldalum

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 03:34 PM

I've never heard of "prescription googles."
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 03:34 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Cmon stinky put your money where your internet mouth is, I will bet you 100 dollars vs your jar o change that KU wins by 5 +. Cmon now or are you a bawk bawk bawk...bonged out Cali chicken.

More bball talk if its what ya want, after the Jayhawks dispatches with basically a warmup scrimmage game with the Nachos they take on a true blue blood elite club similar to themselves in Kentucky. Not making any prediction about that game, but it will be a good one and a premiere early season highlite game on National tv primetime.

Who does the Nachos have next after the beatdown by KU....Sistas of St Marys....the Goleta Gorillas..the Bakerfield Bongsuckers....who????


We travel to Florida to play Dunk City.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 03:51 PM

Yes I know...then the Master College??? Are we playing hoops here or golf...lol. Watch out for the exhibition with Point Loma.

The Gauchos look fairly athletic on paper. Good season last year but I wonder why no tourney invite. I would say on a neutral court you might be able to hang for awhile. But seeing KU has only lost 5 times at home in Bills 11 years I don't see that happening.

A lot of teams look lost in the splendor and intensity of AFH. Sure San Diego State eeked out a slim 3 pt win last yr, but KU played one of their worse games couldn't get any to drop. Wasn't so much the San Diego State's defense, we couldn't hit our bunnies...hey it happens.

A similar thing could happen on Nov 14 but that's very doubtful. We shall see.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 04:09 PM

Originally Posted By: oldalum
I've never heard of "prescription googles."


i think he means those google glass things

Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 04:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
Originally Posted By: redrover
well that figures.

you probably didnt get my angels joke, did you?

it went right over you're head. or pin head? not sure which way to go with that one.



been a while since I've been on this board and it seems the same three posters are on it and I haven't missed a thing.

I hate the Angels Red. I hope current crop of Royals channel G. Brett, Saberhagen, Willie Wilson, and the Quiz, and beat the tar out of the Halos. You guys have suffered long enough and it would be great to see a KC-LA Dodgers WS. Only drawback with that is identification, I don't think there's two teams in baseball that have more similar uniforms.

I am working hard to move my business trip around to be able to make it to Lawrence, fingers crossed.
Why are you sucking up for CPLYeastieWeenie?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 04:21 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
...Dickie V has KU pre seasoned ranked in the Top 5. Where is the Guuchieoos...
You guys should stop buying glasses and get prescription googles like Kareem Abdul Jabbar used to wear. They aren't full proof for tornados but probably a better investment. UCSB is ranked in the top 15 mid majors; it doesn't really mean much just like your preseason ranking doesn't mean much. It's more fun to go up in rankings than fall. I bet you drop to mid teens after we beat you and hopefully our win gets noticed and we make the top 25 for the first time in a long time.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot.

Your pal,

Stinky
My goodness!

I would have thought that after having your ass handed to you, you'd learn to STFU. Even Portnoy could do that.

LAW FIRM DADDY! THEY'RE PICKING ON ME!
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 04:23 PM

how do u no he has a firm daddy
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 04:25 PM

My goodness!

What is LAW FIRM DADDY to do when his broken-rubber whelp is too stupid to realize he was a mistake?

Write him out of the will and leave it all to Successful Big Sib?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 04:37 PM

is this really a autobiographical cry for help astronaut?

i am sorry for you. but you have done just fine anyway i bet.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 09:36 PM

KU
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

The Gauchos look fairly athletic on paper. Good season last year but I wonder why no tourney invite. I would say on a neutral court you might be able to hang for awhile. But seeing KU has only lost 5 times at home in Bills 11 years I don't see that happening.
A lot of teams look lost in the splendor and intensity of AFH.

A fair statement Phogger. I like our makeup and leadership with Z and Al. I would have never visited this board at anytime the past 12 years. I have a good feeling about this game and season. I'll be betting money line and taking points. 5, please. I'll get at least 16 points in the open market.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/02/14 11:27 PM

16 points? Cash your 401k in. The line will start at 27 or 28.
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/03/14 09:07 AM

Today is the first day of practice.

I like those uni's the fella's were wearing at media day yesterday.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Rant Sports calling the upset already! - 10/03/14 04:49 PM

KU will be an Elite 8 this team this year but not without some early season OOC hiccups.
UCSB in the house November 14!

http://www.rantsports.com/ncaa-basketbal...eason/#slide_10
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Rant Sports calling the upset already! - 10/03/14 06:23 PM

UCSB catches UK at the perfect time; I've been saying it for months. Gauchos pull off the upset, Jayhawks finish 2014 0-3 vs California schools.
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Rant Sports calling the upset already! - 10/04/14 09:49 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
UCSB catches UK at the perfect time; I've been saying it for months. Gauchos pull off the upset, Jayhawks finish 2014 0-3 vs California schools.



...and meanwhile, back in the real world...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Rant Sports calling the upset already! - 10/04/14 02:56 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
KU will be an Elite 8 this team this year but not without some early season OOC hiccups.
UCSB in the house November 14!

http://www.rantsports.com/ncaa-basketbal...eason/#slide_10


I am sure the author of the story was referring to our non-conference game with real teams like....Kentucky...Florida....Georgetown.....UNLV....But in a little more than a month's time we will see if the Gauchoos has game or not. Still predicting a double digit win by the mighty Jayhawks.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Rant Sports calling the upset already! - 10/04/14 09:06 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
I am sure the author of the story was referring to our non-conference game with real teams like....Kentucky...Florida....Georgetown.....UNLV....But in a little more than a month's time we will see if the Gauchoos has game or not. Still predicting a double digit win by the mighty Jayhawks.

November 14, 2014, Alan Williams Fieldhouse, Lawrence, KS...."hiccup......hiccup......hiccup...."
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/05/14 12:54 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
KU
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

The Gauchos look fairly athletic on paper.

I'll get at least 16 points in the open market.
CPLYeastieWeenie looks average under a magnifying glass.

Looks are deceiving.

YT, MrsYW.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/05/14 04:26 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Looks are deceiving.

You lack credibility Astro. Since you've been following the disaster that is KU Football this season, you have no idea what athletic looks like...plus you aren't really an Astronaut.

We are deep and athletic. You know what you're gonna hear at the buzzer November 14th? Gau-chos! Gau-chos! Gau-chos! You'll also hear it from us walking straight for the bars in Lawrence! I'll probably steal me a few ears of corn along the way back as souvenirs from the trip...and my Wheel T-Shirt.

Enjoy your large portions of excuses and beers after the game!



Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/06/14 01:19 PM

Corn has been harvested and sold. Hard to find at farmer's market right now. You need to steal something else.

There will be large portions of beers drank but no excuses necessary after KU rolls the Nachos out the back door of AFH (they will be too embarrassed to leave via the front door...lol) ..Again KU wins by double digits..mark my words.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/06/14 02:43 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Looks are deceiving.

You lack credibility Astro.
You lack a big boy weenie, CPLYeastieWeenie.

YT, MrsYeastieWeenie.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/06/14 05:11 PM

Did you notice this thread has officially cracked the Top 10 most viewed threads ever on this board! Now at #9 with over 34,000 views I bet it gets over 50,000 by game day and can move into the #2 overall. You guys owe Chief a big thank you for breathing life into your world.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/06/14 06:08 PM

I bet the number one thread over here is the "Charlie Weis is a great hire!!" one.

How many hits will the "How did we lose to UCSB at AFH?" Have?
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/06/14 07:58 PM

Maybe Katy Perry can help you celebrate your big win.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/06/14 08:25 PM

Well played KY. Ms. Perry went to High School less than two miles from the UCSB campus, I bet she can out drink Old Man Phogger.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/06/14 08:29 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
You lack a big boy weenie, CPLYeastieWeenie.

If more States like Kansas sent their sexual preditors into outer space, our Country would be a far better place...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/06/14 09:28 PM

Hey Phogger,

When a Tornado takes your home from one county to the other does that mean you've joined the Kansas Mile High Club?

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 07:26 AM

When Kansas school kids are told the story about the three little pigs, does the wolf or tornado blow the houses down?

Wolf to little pig "...or I'll huff and puff and...screw it, here comes a tornado again."
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 09:38 AM

I have no comeback for that. Stinky's post can wallow in its own stupidity...get it...pig...wallow. Man that kid is a special kind of dumb.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 09:42 AM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Did you notice this thread has officially cracked the Top 10 most viewed threads ever on this board! Now at #9 with over 34,000 views I bet it gets over 50,000 by game day and can move into the #2 overall. You guys owe Chief a big thank you for breathing life into your world.


I will give the chief credit in the same way as you give him blow jobs. Its been a while since a flaming idiotic poster of his magnitude has visited our forum. His special level of stupidity deserves our undivided attention. Until Nov 14 of course when stinky and his not so merry men of losers drag their asses out of Allen Field House and head back to Goleta...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 10:25 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
I have no comeback for that.

Thanks Phogger!😎

..and new Heavyweight Champion of the KU Message Board.....ME!! ME!! ME!!👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑👑
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 11:27 AM

UCSB professor wins the Nobel Prize!

http://www.news.ucsb.edu/2014/014430/ucsb-materials-professor-shuji-nakamura-wins-nobel-prize

Every time you use an LED light, you can think of UCSB and Stinky.

I tried looking up KU and nobel prizes but didn't find any.

Maybe if your state stopped banning books you could provide a better education. Kansas is so bad that you have a national book banning week named after you!
http://www.pinterest.com/kclibrary/banned-bo
oks-week-2014-kansasmissouri-edition/
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 04:36 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
You lack a big boy weenie, CPLYeastieWeenie.

If more States like Kansas sent their sexual preditors into outer space, our Country would be a far better place...
We've revoked your credit. Good luck at JuCo.

YT, Every functionally literate person who ever spent a nickel at UCSB
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 04:40 PM

Originally Posted By: gauchosean
Did you notice this thread has officially cracked the Top 10 most viewed threads ever on this board!


I told Law Firm Daddy you'd be a success!

YT, Implant Barbie Mommy

P.S. Bitty? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyHm8oqkOB0
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 04:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
UCSB professor wins the Nobel Prize!

http://www.news.ucsb.edu/2014/014430/ucsb-materials-professor-shuji-nakamura-wins-nobel-prize

Every time you use an LED light, you can think of UCSB and Stinky.
Cuz Stinky was a research assistant and such a valuable part of the team, right?

And the reason he can't do geography, or history, or grammar, or spelling is because he's such a brilliant physicist, right?

laugh
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 04:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
UCSB professor wins the Nobel Prize!

http://www.news.ucsb.edu/2014/014430/ucsb-materials-professor-shuji-nakamura-wins-nobel-prize

Every time you use an LED light, you can think of UCSB and Stinky.

I tried looking up KU and nobel prizes but didn't find any.

Maybe if your state stopped banning books you could provide a better education. Kansas is so bad that you have a national book banning week named after you!
http://www.pinterest.com/kclibrary/banned-bo
oks-week-2014-kansasmissouri-edition/
Thanks for the Pinterest source, GauchoSmeg! Bad link, genius.

Did CPLYeastyWeenie tutor you at the frat house?
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 04:59 PM

Astro is blasting those Cali suckas. Not hard to do however. Their own posts insults themselves. Quite sad really but understandable...Bong H2O
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 05:05 PM

man i would really like to party with katy perry
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 05:06 PM

did you guys see her with the game day guys in that fuzzy sweater? man that reminded me of junior high sweater boners for sure.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 05:08 PM

i like her quite a ,lot

Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 05:08 PM

do you guys like katy perry too? or are you gay?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 05:09 PM

oops almost wnet off the road
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 05:09 PM

back in my lane now
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 05:10 PM

thankfully i can use voice command to google katy perry naked
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 05:14 PM

i think she is very kerismatic

Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 05:14 PM

can we talk about katy perry some more?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 05:18 PM

ah locks me sum kayyyteeee!
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 05:18 PM

etc.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 06:05 PM

You might be in luck there red. Its rumored she likes her some Okies....so there ya go...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 10:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut

Cuz Stinky was a research assistant and such a valuable part of the team, right?

It occurred to me reading the Wall Street Journal this morning that maybe so many KU posters like Astro are lashing out at us Gaucho fans because they don’t know what a Nobel Prize is since they’ve never come close to winning one. First off, Nobel is not bookstore partners with Barnes. It has nothing to do with completing the most Mad Libs in a day or the first adult to finish the kids Mini Page in the Sunday newspaper. The Nobel Prize is a prestigious award named after Alfred Nobel. On 27 November 1895, Alfred Nobel signed his last will and testament, giving the largest share of his fortune to a series of prizes in Physics, Chemistry, Physiology or Medicine, Literature and Peace - the Nobel Prizes. So it kind of like when Phogger submits his llama Nelly at the Kansas State Fair but instead of winning a big blue ribbon that flies off in the Tornado, you win cash! But it's a little tougher than loading animals on and off trailers. You don’t scratch a lottery ticket or pick random Powerball numbers. It takes smarts! Lots of them. There is also prestige that comes with the award. Sort of like when you watch The Price is Right and you guess the exact cost of Comet or another household product. Shuji Nakamura is the sixth faculty member at UCSB to have won a Nobel Prize since 1998, five more than the total number of NCAA basketball titles KU has won in the same time. You can read more about it at The UCSB Current.

I hope this helps; I didn't mean to interrupt your night watching SpongBob and the Weather Channel.

Sand, Cerveza, half a dozen Nobel Prizes and counting!

Your Pal,


Stinky

P.S. Astro, you can't win a Nobel prize by cutting and pasting a fake selfie of yourself in Space. Please stop sending the Nobel folks your pics!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/07/14 10:55 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i think she is very kerismatic



I saw her on Game Day Saturday. She had no clue. Katie also has a lot in common with Charlie Weis, they both had breast reduction surgery.

I bet the Charlie Weis statue is in front of the secret Waffle House in Lawrence. That can't be easy to hide...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 10:18 AM

It takes smarts! Lots of them.
Sand, Cerveza, half a dozen Nobel Prizes and counting!

Your Gay Gaucho Gal,


Stinky

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Well if that's the case you sure wont be getting one ever. Remember 5 short weeks until the Gauchos get beatdown by 20 at the shrine of college basketball Allen Field House.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 10:58 AM

Phogger,

I know you've only lived at this message board almost nine years but you need to work on your HTML skills. Baby steps, right Sparky?

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 11:53 AM

I haven't come close to reading this whole thread, but the OP seemed pretty friendly.

Not sure how it got to this point, but it's too bad.

'cept for the Katy Perry pics. Those are nice.

She was kinda clueless on Gameday, but those ESPN dipsh*ts giggled like 8th graders whenever she uttered a word. Embarrassing. For them.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 12:46 PM

i just love fuzzy sweaters. they caused me to fall in love several times in high school back in the early 2000's.
Posted by: redrover

ignore her face, this sweater is awesome - 10/08/14 12:51 PM

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 01:39 PM

Originally Posted By: ChalkRocker
I haven't come close to reading this whole thread, but the OP seemed pretty friendly.

Not sure how it got to this point, but it's too bad.

'cept for the Katy Perry pics. Those are nice.

She was kinda clueless on Gameday, but those ESPN dipsh*ts giggled like 8th graders whenever she uttered a word. Embarrassing. For them.


Chalk Rocker...don't be so naïve...Stinky is a Misery troll in Gaucho clothing, he has brought no bball info to this thread. Outside of mentioning they got a tubby forward that averaged 21 pts a game last yr vs weak competition. Goes by the name of Williams.

Outside of that he has thrown panned Midwest stereotype insults at KU and Kansas for 2 months now. You know the tractor...tornado....corn insults...yes very original..really..no not really. Thank God after KU's 25 pt win over the Gauchos on Nov 14 we will never have to hear from him again. That day cant get here soon enough.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 01:49 PM

this is the most popular thread since the whole place went kablooey last year. i think we should be greatful to have someone besides me who can rise to at least a little below average posting ability.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:22 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
this is the most popular thread since the whole place went kablooey last year. i think we should be greatful to have someone besides me who can rise to at least a little below average posting ability.


I don't remember the Kablooey tornado but it sounds like you are getting back to normal. I'm taking your post as a compliment so thank you Red.

Peace to all.

Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:33 PM

Originally Posted By: ChalkRocker
I haven't come close to reading this whole thread, but the OP seemed pretty friendly.

Not sure how it got to this point, but it's too bad.

'cept for the Katy Perry pics. Those are nice.

She was kinda clueless on Gameday, but those ESPN dipsh*ts giggled like 8th graders whenever she uttered a word. Embarrassing. For them.


Nice to meet you ChalkRocker. I'm just a college basketball fan so excited for the upcoming season I came over and visited our first opponents message board a few months early. I'm making my first trip to Kansas in November and so many good folks here have given me suggestions on places to eat and where to have a beverage or two with the townies. I'm a positive, church going, law abiding family man. I've tried to be polite and respectful and refrained from foul language and any threats. To be honest, I'm not sure which Kansas stereotypes to believe. I look forward to making my own opinion and will bring it back to Southern California if and when I return safely.

Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, and count them, SIX, Nobel Prizes!

Your Pal,


Stinky

P.S. Props to ESPN Game Day for landing Ms. Perry in the studio. They got what the wanted, people talking about it.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:42 PM

props on ms perry i think got people talking about them.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:42 PM

props on ms perry i think got people talking about them
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:42 PM

props on ms perry i think got people talking about them
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:43 PM

props on ms perry i think got people talking about them
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:43 PM

i want to sleep on katie perry not perry ellis.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:44 PM

heh heh
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:44 PM

nudge nudge
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:44 PM

wink wink
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:44 PM

if you know what i mean
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:45 PM

are those little mints on her nipples in that one picture?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:45 PM

nipples i say
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:46 PM

or nips as my friends and i sometimes call them
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:46 PM

abd i dont mean japanese
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:46 PM

nudge wink nudge heh heh wink if you know what you mean
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:47 PM

is this thing on?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:48 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
if you know what i mean


I'm on my way out Red. One question, you could switch lives with one person, Danny Manning or John Mayer. Who?

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, SIX Nobel Prizes.


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:50 PM

john mayer has longer to live so probably him.

i think it is ignobel to brag so much but i like you anyway.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:50 PM

out!

peace yo

they wont catch me ridin dirty
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:52 PM

ridin dirty
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:52 PM

ridin dirty
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:52 PM

riding dirty
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:53 PM

i am in a good mood today. maybe it is the new vitamins i am taking. one is a preceptor to seratonin. whatever a preceptor and seratonin are.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:54 PM

it was in the vitamin isle so it is okay i am pretty sure.

i would take testosterone but that would be unfair to all the other guys trying to get laid just on their own ability. plus i might hurt somebody.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:54 PM

ha
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 02:55 PM

i will be bakc tomorrow to amaze enliven and abuse you. it is possible i meant enliten and amuse but you have to just guess what i meant i suppose.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 03:24 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: ChalkRocker
I haven't come close to reading this whole thread, but the OP seemed pretty friendly.

Not sure how it got to this point, but it's too bad.

'cept for the Katy Perry pics. Those are nice.

She was kinda clueless on Gameday, but those ESPN dipsh*ts giggled like 8th graders whenever she uttered a word. Embarrassing. For them.


Nice to meet you ChalkRocker. I'm just a college basketball fan so excited for the upcoming season I came over and visited our first opponents message board a few months early. I'm making my first trip to Kansas in November and so many good folks here have given me suggestions on places to eat and where to have a beverage or two with the townies. I'm a positive, church going, law abiding family man. I've tried to be polite and respectful and refrained from foul language and any threats. To be honest, I'm not sure which Kansas stereotypes to believe. I look forward to making my own opinion and will bring it back to Southern California if and when I return safely.

Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, and count them, SIX, Nobel Prizes!

Your Pal,


Stinky

P.S. Props to ESPN Game Day for landing Ms. Perry in the studio. They got what the wanted, people talking about it.


Well if you indeed waited after your visit to Lawrence to form your own opinions I might not have attacked your posts with my superior comebacks. Yes indeed I hope you have a great time in Lawrence, that is if you can still do that after your Gauchos are defeated. Say what you will until then, I will let you be. Enjoy your posting speak with Red....you guys are pretty much on the same wavelength....flat lined that is...lol.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i will be bakc tomorrow to amaze enliven and abuse you. it is possible i meant enliten and amuse but you have to just guess what i meant i suppose.


Man you are on something alright but I am positive its not vitamins. Breaking Bad perhaps...ehhhh,
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 04:30 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
abd i dont mean japanese
Too late, you racist fvck.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 04:32 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: ChalkRocker
I haven't come close to reading this whole thread, but the OP seemed pretty friendly.

Not sure how it got to this point, but it's too bad.

'cept for the Katy Perry pics. Those are nice.

She was kinda clueless on Gameday, but those ESPN dipsh*ts giggled like 8th graders whenever she uttered a word. Embarrassing. For them.


Nice to meet you ChalkRocker. I'm just a college basketball fan so excited for the upcoming season I came over and visited our first opponents message board a few months early. I'm making my first trip to Kansas in November and so many good folks here have given me suggestions on places to eat and where to have a beverage or two with the townies. I'm a positive, church going, law abiding family man. I've tried to be polite and respectful and refrained from foul language and any threats. To be honest, I'm not sure which Kansas stereotypes to believe. I look forward to making my own opinion and will bring it back to Southern California if and when I return safely.

Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, and count them, SIX, Nobel Prizes!

Your Pal,


Stinky

P.S. Props to ESPN Game Day for landing Ms. Perry in the studio. They got what the wanted, people talking about it.
Good news.

The US Supreme Court says you fellers can get married.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 04:57 PM

Lol....good one my brother.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 05:55 PM

Its ok to say dipshit
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 06:21 PM

legally yes. ethically i say no it isnt.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 07:20 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: redrover
abd i dont mean japanese
Too late, you racist fvck.

Why all the anger among fellow KU posters? You haven't even lost to unranked UCSB yet. Do you guys get jealous when a tornado races across and takes out most houses but leaves a sparse few? Do the few folks with their homes in tact make fun of those whose homes were destroyed? Do they heckle? When their home flies 500 feet above ground do the lucky ones start singing " Na-Na, Na-Na Na-Na,Hey-Hey, Goodbye"? Why so much hate around here?

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/08/14 09:18 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Originally Posted By: redrover
i will be bakc tomorrow to amaze enliven and abuse you. it is possible i meant enliten and amuse but you have to just guess what i meant i suppose.


Man you are on something alright but I am positive its not vitamins. Breaking Bad perhaps...ehhhh,


Makes sense since they are MethZoo trolls
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 08:32 AM

i am not a methzoo troll i can assure you of that. that is kind of a acidnine thing to say.

if you are a regular on here like me or phroggusher or astronaut guy, you know i have been mixing it up with these santa barbara guys pretty good. yes i did say we should be glad someone came along and posts and gets 37 pages going because we probably had about 7 pages for all of the last year before that. anything that is good for my message board is okay by me. if you are a message board patriot then you feel the same way.
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 08:47 AM

It's not my impression that Chief is a Mizzou troll. Seems pretty civil (and strangely well-educated) if he is.

As I said, I haven't read the whole thread -- any particular posts that suggest he's a mouth-breather?

Besides that, it doesn't bother me when opposing fans visit the site. Makes things more interesting.

Hey, rover! How's life on the road?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 08:55 AM

thanks for asking. i am just doing local routes these days. out in the mornings most days and back in my own bed with a stripper at night.

ha ha.

ponca city blows though.

how are you chalkrocker? are you living a well balanced and karma plus life these days? you are not getting to wild i hope.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 09:45 AM

Originally Posted By: ChalkRocker
It's not my impression that Chief is a Mizzou troll. Seems pretty civil (and strangely well-educated) if he is.

As I said, I haven't read the whole thread -- any particular posts that suggest he's a mouth-breather?

Besides that, it doesn't bother me when opposing fans visit the site. Makes things more interesting.

Hey, rover! How's life on the road?


Like I stated, read most of the thread and get back with me later. A condensed version of stinky's post goes as this:

Cant wait to watch my first game in Allen Williams Fieldhouse(the Gauchos so called superstar is named Allen Williams). Hey do I need to worry about tornadoes destroying the Lawrence Waffle House I want to dine at, Charlie Weis sure is fat, isn't the guy that blew up the Federal Building from Lawrence....blah blah blah and oh yeah the UCSB is going to be the third Cali team to defeat KU in the same year and the second at AFH.

In other words Chalk Rocker he is no more than a troll, his stereotyped Kansas insults are not even amusing and well over used. I usually invite opposing posters over to this forum if they can discuss the upcoming matchup with KU intelligently. But this guy has done none of that. But like I stated go back read most of his posts and you be the judge. He doesn't call himself stinky for no reason...because his posts smell bad...real bad.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 10:01 AM

i am enjoying the 927 post discussion just fine

we could talk about frank seurer jr some more if you want phroggy

thank you stinky and friends! sorry about what is going to happen to your team nov 14 but i am sure you will come back to take your lumps. i hope so cuz we will need something to get worked up about. i guess i could start a thread just for katy perry pictures.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 10:03 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i hope so cuz we will need something to get worked up about. i guess i could start a thread just for katy perry pictures.


that would get me worked up if you know what i mean

wink wink
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 10:10 AM

Rover sure stinky being a troll has brought a lot of posts to this thread. Most of it is in good fun I guess. Just after living on the east coast I sure got tired of those old Kansas stereotype insults...Hows Dorothy..hows Toto....Been through a lot of twisters....boring. I don't dislike stinky but I wont miss him after KU defeats his Gauchooos and he is gone.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 10:14 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Rover sure stinky being a troll has brought a lot of posts to this thread. Most of it is in good fun I guess. Just after living on the east coast I sure got tired of those old Kansas stereotype insults...Hows Dorothy..hows Toto....Been through a lot of twisters....boring. I don't dislike stinky but I wont miss him after KU defeats his Gauchooos and he is gone.


you would of thought you would be used to it by now. i for one am sick of people making dust bowl jokes every time i smoke weed in oklahoma but then i am not a oklahoma native so i think i would of got used to it if i was.

you have to have a thicker skin and not let these girl pants wearing fools get to you. like i said i am just happy that this place has a pulse.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 10:15 AM

i dont really smoke weed. that is my story and i am sticking to it. i need my cdl.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 10:30 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Rover sure stinky being a troll has brought a lot of posts to this thread. Most of it is in good fun I guess.

I haven't dropped a Toto reference and I think only one Dorothy reference. Who is the guy John Brown you've labeled me as on my Avatar? Was he a legendary sports prognosticator killed by a Tornado?

I hear you call the Wagon Wheel the Wheel because that's all that's left of the wagon after the tornado...the wheel.

T minus 36 days!

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitous mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 10:33 AM

wheel beat your ass in basketball, i know that much.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 10:34 AM

No one from UCSB takes basketball that serious enough to believe that the Short-pants will beat Kansas. That is why I am convinced that Stinky Breath is a Methzoo troll. By now he has dropped all his failing classes, his girlfriend has dumped him and his student loan money is spent, he has nothing better to do than troll online. What else is there to do in Columbia? Sorry I was unclear in my earlier post; I didn't mean to include Rover.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 10:59 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Rover sure stinky being a troll has brought a lot of posts to this thread. Most of it is in good fun I guess.

I haven't dropped a Toto reference and I think only one Dorothy reference. Who is the guy John Brown you've labeled me as on my Avatar? Was he a legendary sports prognosticator killed by a Tornado?

I hear you call the Wagon Wheel the Wheel because that's all that's left of the wagon after the tornado...the wheel.

T minus 36 days!

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitous mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky



Try to pay attention and put down the bong. I never stated it was you that made the Toto or Dorothy comments. I stated it was people I met while living on the east coast that questioned me about Kansas. You make similar remarks about Kansas. And just fair warning don't make any inane comments when you arrive about who John Brown was and his importance to Lawrence and Kansas. Some folks takes that crap serious like out here, if you really don't know Google is your friend.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 11:10 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
And just fair warning don't make any inane comments when you arrive about who John Brown was and his importance to Lawrence and Kansas. Some folks takes that crap serious like out here, if you really don't know Google is your friend.

Excuse me Phogger, I'm raising my hand. Excuse me. Thank you. Can you please change the John Brown name? It's lame. Can it say Allan Williams or Z Harmon? UCSB studs. How about Dwight Powell? He had 15 and 7 for Stanford when they knocked you out of the NCAA tourney opening weekend. How about Xavier Thames? He had 16 points for SDSU when Aztecs beat you at home earlier this year.

Thank you for your consideration.

Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 11:21 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

Try to pay attention and put down the bong.


lmfao, i thought it said "try to pay attention and put down the dong!

which would of been really funny because you know phrogusher has been saying that stinky and shawn are gay lovers.

lol, that would of been funny.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 12:07 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
No one from UCSB takes basketball that serious enough to believe that the Short-pants will beat Kansas. That is why I am convinced that Stinky Breath is a Methzoo troll. By now he has dropped all his failing classes, his girlfriend has dumped him and his student loan money is spent, he has nothing better to do than troll online. What else is there to do in Columbia? Sorry I was unclear in my earlier post; I didn't mean to include Rover.


Actually everyone who takes Gaucho basketball seriously believes we come out of Kansas with a win. Its called being a fan, not of some superpower of college basketball but of a mid-major. It is easy to be a fan of of KU or Kentucky or UCLA or Duke, winning lots of games happens every year. For fans of mid-majors big games don't come around that much so you have to win when you can. Our fan base might not be as big as yours but I guarantee it is just as passionate if not more.

Chief is really a Gaucho and so is Freg and I.

Win or lose Gaucho till I die! (hopefully not in a tornado)
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 12:38 PM

"so is freg and i" is not considered correct grammer out here in kansas.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 12:39 PM

Dorthy and Toto have Landed!
Check out what happened at my home surf break! I was surfing this exact spot that morning (Sunday).

Surfers had to rescue the soggy riders. See what happens when you mix a bit of Kansas with California?

http://www.kpbs.org/news/2014/oct/06/hot-air-balloon-lands-ocean-cardiff-following-prop/
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 12:44 PM

your tornado jokes blow
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 12:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
Dorthy and Toto have Landed!
Check out what happened at my home surf break! I was surfing this exact spot that morning (Sunday).

Surfers had to rescue the soggy riders. See what happens when you mix a bit of Kansas with California?

http://www.kpbs.org/news/2014/oct/06/hot-air-balloon-lands-ocean-cardiff-following-prop/


Who knew Charlie Weis landed a job piloting hot air balloons?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 12:55 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Try to pay attention and put down the bong.

Hey Smarty Pants, I'll put my bong down when KU Basketball players do the same.

http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-basketball/2012/6/29/3127046/kansas-basketball-drugs-marijuana
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 01:04 PM

Who knew when Kansas Basketball players were talking about another ring they were referring to a drug ring...

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketba...inked-drug-ring
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 03:37 PM

Hell they probably bought their crap in Cali in the first place. Whoopity doo you posting a link about
college bball players smoking the cheeba. Hell your Gouchooos not only smoke the herb they will be smoking KU's collective poles afterward. Rumor has it the Gaucho players and their fans are an expert at such things.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 03:49 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
Dorthy and Toto have Landed!
Check out what happened at my home surf break! I was surfing this exact spot that morning (Sunday).

Surfers had to rescue the soggy riders. See what happens when you mix a bit of Kansas with California?

http://www.kpbs.org/news/2014/oct/06/hot-air-balloon-lands-ocean-cardiff-following-prop/


Where in the hell does it mention in that story that the couple is from Kansas. I didn't see proof of that....you are as goofy as old Stinky apparently.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/09/14 05:15 PM

You know Phoggy, if you and Astro boy spent a little less time obsessing about fantasized gay sex acts between middle-aged California hoops fans, your brain may actually be able to make a simple connection on its own. Be things as they are, I'll spell it out for you. The most famous balloon misadventure of all-time, albeit a Hollywood creation, happened in Kansas and a little bit of what Kansas is famous for just landed at my local break.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

President Obama with a Gaucho Tonight - 10/09/14 05:16 PM

While you Kansas folk are dining on your Swanson TV dinners with Honey Boo Boo on the tube, President Obama will be dining with a UCSB Gaucho tonight. Gwyn Paltrow, 2013 People Magazine most beautiful woman winner & Gaucho, will be hosting the President of the United States and some deep pocketed Democrats for a fundraising dinner tonight at her home in LA.

http://www.people.com/article/gwyneth-pa...-home-october-9


Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, & passing the bread to the most powerful man in the world.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: President Obama with a Gaucho Tonight - 10/09/14 05:25 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Hell they probably bought their crap in Cali in the first place. Whoopity doo you posting a link about
college bball players smoking the cheeba. Hell your Gouchooos not only smoke the herb they will be smoking KU's collective poles afterward. Rumor has it the Gaucho players and their fans are an expert at such things.

That's all you got Phogger? Major dope violations. 35 people indicted. Pretty embarrassing to run your bong smack with this over your head KU fan. It should have been a red flag when Cheech & Chong were driving the entire Kansas Basketball Team to road games in their van.

Low rider drives a little slower...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: President Obama with a Gaucho Tonight - 10/09/14 06:10 PM

All I got is good enough for your loser ass. Your team will lose...you will lose a few teeth (that remains after all the meth you have used) and you will lose all your chump change to the bookies you place your bets with. Now speak to rover with your boolsheat weak smack talk. I aint listening to anymore until we beat your team down on Nov 14th....
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/10/14 10:07 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
All I got is good enough for your loser ass. Your team will lose...you will lose a few teeth (that remains after all the meth you have used) and you will lose all your chump change to the bookies you place your bets with. Now speak to rover with your boolsheat weak smack talk. I aint listening to anymore until we beat your team down on Nov 14th....

I think I owe you an apology Phogger. The reason people always say I'm such a positive person is because I surround myself with successful, positive people. No Debbie Downers in my Rolodex. I've known about the drug and gang issues surrounding your Kansas Basketball program for some time but I certainly didn't want to bring them to surface again since I am just a short term guest on this forum and I'm pretty sure not everyone associated with the Jayhawk Program smokes weed daily and hangs with the seediest people in town. Why call out your Team Manager or Team Doctor or the young kids that shag balls at your practice and games, right? They are the true victims. Those four or five people are likely innocent of these serious charges but grouped in with the rest of your basketball program. You mentioned bong or Meth and those drugs couldn't be further from our home. I let my better judgement get away from me briefly and now you have to again defend yourselves against these serious drug charges and all that filth that goes with those that hang with the druggies that either were indicted or associated in your mess.

Please accept my apology for bringing the recent Kansas Basketball drug & gang issues to light once again.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/10/14 02:50 PM

Post limit sign. Slow down.

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/10/14 06:30 PM

No kidding right..its like stinky has no life at all. Odd since he lives in beautiful southern Cali where there is loads of things to do. He has no real clue about the KU bball program so I guess ignorance is bliss. And he is as blissed as one person can be, so he has got that going for him...lol. No meth in southern Cali...yeah right.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/10/14 07:23 PM

Everyday is a blessing. I don't Instagram, tweet, angry bird, candy crush, etc... In my free time I like to peruse ESPN, Deadspin, and my new friends here until November 14th. One of my greatest strengths I'm told is my time mgmt skills. Never an unused second in my life. My iPhone is just a great tool to have around so I don't miss one of Reds funny comments or the Lawrence Police Blog. Is the cop car that follows your team around a marked one? I bet the K-9 barks a lot on weekends.

Have fun tonight at your scrimmage.

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/10/14 07:53 PM

Bliss....bless....errrr not the same thing. Alrighty then...and Deadspin...lol...that explains a lot...
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/11/14 01:14 PM

Posted by: redrover

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/11/14 03:16 PM

what the [censored] does peruse mean?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/11/14 08:10 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
what the [censored] does peruse mean?

To glance over: skim. Nothing like a tornado.

Glad to be of help.

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/11/14 08:24 PM

I think this thread was informative. Who knew that UCSB even played D1 Basketball?

Chiefstinkybreath, enjoy your first real basketball game and AFH. I am sure it will be an 'entertaining' game. If you have any questions about what is happening on the court, there will be 16,298 educated and informed basketball fans around you. Thanks for coming...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/11/14 08:46 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
I think this thread was informative. Who knew that UCSB even played D1 Basketball?

Who knew Kansas City Royal baseball was more important than KU Basketball in Lawrence, Kansas last night? Lucky for you the baseball playoffs are over before we play. Don't the Royals play in Missouri or do they play on the other side of the river in Kansas? Why don't you like Mizzu if you like the Royals? I hate to say it but you guys are bandwagon fans...at least until the bandwagon blows away in the tornado. If the bandwagon leaves another wheel, I guess you have another place to drink beers if you have cash only, right?

The Kansas City Chiefs host the Seattle Seahawks Sunday 11/16. Will that pull from the crowd Friday night?

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/13/14 09:50 AM

Please stop, you are just embarrassing yourself to an all time high level. Of all the elite Division 1 basketball programs KU has the least number of bandwagon fans. Duke...North Carolina...Kensucky has far more.

At least be around some fans of those schools before you make a very weak attempt to pass judgement. KU fans are hard core and has the highest bball IQ of any fan base I been around. I should know I only lived/worked 75 miles from Chapel Hill and Durham, so I was around them plenty.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/13/14 10:27 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
KU fans are hard core and has the highest bball IQ of any fan base I been around.

I only play Grammar or Spelling cop when someone makes a big mistake in the same sentence they bring up IQ's. It's have the highest IQ, not has. Fans is plural Sparky.

Back to Hoops...

Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/13/14 10:44 AM

Dude you have made multiple grammatical mistakes in your thousand of mindless posts. Nobody has called you out on them. Maybe I was speaking of a team's fan base as in the singular. You know, UCSB has one fan base...KU has one fan base....North Carolina has one fan base.

I don't need to get lectured by some ass clown that once thought the Federal Building explosion happened in Kansas. Ok back to hoops what do you got. Selden, Oubre, and Mr. Alexander looked very good in their scrimmage at Late Nite...

How did your boys look in their Late Nite event. Or was their some synchronized dancing competition occurring in the Blunderdome that night....lol
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/13/14 11:41 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Dude you have made multiple grammatical mistakes in your thousand of mindless posts. Nobody has called you out on them.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Posted by: redrover

lets stick to the facts - 10/13/14 01:03 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Dude you have made multiple grammatical mistakes in your thousand of mindless posts. Nobody has called you out on them.
Liar, liar, pants on fire.


you are exaggerating.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 01:16 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Losses, little guy, not "loses". You can probably take Remedial Plurals online somewhere.

Liar, liar!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: lets stick to the facts - 10/13/14 01:17 PM

Who red??? Me or stinky. Can you answer or are you still reading and is confused with the Cumma Dickalogical...ohhhh snap.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 01:23 PM

Originally Posted By: KUCO_VOC

Dude we are busy watching football! Our place does all sports
How is KU Football coming on since this post? At least you can score now that Charlie is gone, right VOC?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 01:24 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
bully's.


Wow.

You try to help SoCal fratboy with plurals, but you just can't educate this spoiled brat.


Another one!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 01:28 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

Huh...what? ?? This Stinky fool cant even construct proper sentences. I am beginning to feel sorry for him. No way Stinky has a college degree, that's impossible. Unless it is one from Surf Board Waxer U....lol..

I rest my case liar! And I'm to believe KU fans aren't fair weather? We'll see how fast they leave Allan Williams Fieldhouse when Gaucho victory in hand!

Peace to all,

Sand, Cerveza, SIX Nobel Prize winning Faculty!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 01:46 PM

Strange now stinky is quoting posts I made several pages back. Weird and whacky stuff.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 02:27 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Dude you have made multiple grammatical mistakes in your thousand of mindless posts. Nobody has called you out on them.
Just solving crimes and proving you wrong Phogger. If Kansas law enforcement let someone else conduct the investigation of the BTK Killer, maybe a few lives would have been saved.

I'm still feeling the UCSB upset over KU next month, my intuition is rarely wrong. I think I might even open my own prognosticator hot-line next month. Too busy right now to run another successful business...
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 04:24 PM

Yep... need more citizen arrest. Be a real neighborhood watcher.


No need regulation and high taxes when "everyone pitches in with their fare share."

Utopia and all.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 04:49 PM

What in the world makes you think you're something other than a cold turd?

Seriously.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 04:57 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
You lack a big boy weenie, CPLYeastieWeenie.

If more States like Kansas sent their sexual preditors into outer space, our Country would be a far better place...
That's your best, FratBra?

BTW, we have spell checker in Kansas.

P.S. Do you think Law Firm Daddy, Implant Barbie Mommy and Successful BigSib will invite you to Thanksgiving this year?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 04:59 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
if you know what i mean


I'm on my way out Red. One question, you could switch lives with one person, Danny Manning or John Mayer. Who?


Stinky
Can I choose your gardener?

He gets more ass than either DM or JM. And she's so very appreciative.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 05:03 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
You know Phoggy, if you and Astro boy spent a little less time obsessing about fantasized gay sex acts between middle-aged California hoops fans, your brain may actually be able to make a simple connection on its own. Be things as they are, I'll spell it out for you. The most famous balloon misadventure of all-time, albeit a Hollywood creation, happened in Kansas and a little bit of what Kansas is famous for just landed at my local break.
Take your little FratBra with you, Smeg. You're embarrassing your alma mater.

P.S. Before you leave, tell us your success story. You know- my house is worth $10,000.000, I was a Navy SEAL, I'm really smart- that sort of [censored].
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 05:06 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
You know Phoggy, if you and Astro boy spent a little less time obsessing about fantasized gay sex acts between middle-aged California hoops fans, your brain may actually be able to make a simple connection on its own. Be things as they are, I'll spell it out for you. The most famous balloon misadventure of all-time, albeit a Hollywood creation, happened in Kansas and a little bit of what Kansas is famous for just landed at my local break.
I don't suppose you could take little FratBra YeastieWeenie with you and GTFL.

Would that be cool GauchoSmeg? I mean the GTFL part and come back when you're not a dick?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/13/14 05:13 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
I think this thread was informative. Who knew that UCSB even played D1 Basketball?

Who knew Kansas City Royal baseball was more important than KU Basketball in Lawrence, Kansas last night? Lucky for you the baseball playoffs are over before we play. Don't the Royals play in Missouri or do they play on the other side of the river in Kansas? Why don't you like Mizzu if you like the Royals? I hate to say it but you guys are bandwagon fans...at least until the bandwagon blows away in the tornado. If the bandwagon leaves another wheel, I guess you have another place to drink beers if you have cash only, right?

The Kansas City Chiefs host the Seattle Seahawks Sunday 11/16. Will that pull from the crowd Friday night?

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!

Your Pal,


Stinky
I already know what, but whose did Implant Barbie Stepmom have to suck to get you into an accredited college?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Drug Scandal around KU Basketball - 10/13/14 05:15 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
what the [censored] does peruse mean?
It means Oklahoma City is in Kansas.

Didn't you know that?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: President Obama with a Gaucho Tonight - 10/13/14 05:33 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Hell they probably bought their crap in Cali in the first place. Whoopity doo you posting a link about
college bball players smoking the cheeba. Hell your Gouchooos not only smoke the herb they will be smoking KU's collective poles afterward. Rumor has it the Gaucho players and their fans are an expert at such things.

That's all you got Phogger? Major dope violations. 35 people indicted. Pretty embarrassing to run your bong smack with this over your head KU fan. It should have been a red flag when Cheech & Chong were driving the entire Kansas Basketball Team to road games in their van.

Low rider drives a little slower...
Do you have to drive over to Law Firm Daddy's house to pick up your monthly "Make Believe I Support Myself" check or does he do direct deposit?

Is he embarrassed that his broken rubber baby is such an idiot?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 06:01 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
You know Phoggy, if you and Astro boy spent a little less time obsessing about fantasized gay sex acts between middle-aged California hoops fans, your brain may actually be able to make a simple connection on its own. Be things as they are, I'll spell it out for you. The most famous balloon misadventure of all-time, albeit a Hollywood creation, happened in Kansas and a little bit of what Kansas is famous for just landed at my local break.
Take your little FratBra with you, Smeg. You're embarrassing your alma mater.

P.S. Before you leave, tell us your success story. You know- my house is worth $10,000.000, I was a Navy SEAL, I'm really smart- that sort of [censored].
You need to make Monday more of a fun day Astro. KU football didn't get shutout at home again, be a little less grouchy please

Peace to all.

Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 06:53 PM

Astro just stomped the chicken sh0it out of stinky. Guess that means there is nothing left of him. Ok folks, I am calling Stinky out right now in front of this entire board. Not like that is too many people but if he is for real and not some Misery douche troll I will meet him in front of the Naismith statue in front of AFH at 6 pm the night of the game. I will take a pic of him in his Gouchoo gear and one of me shaking his hand.

I bought my ticket for that game earlier today. So if he is there at the requested time...he is legit. If not like I am sure will occur we will know him for the lying douche he is...well stinky the ball is in your court so to say. Can you man up or Gouchoo down.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 07:02 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Astro just stomped the chicken sh0it out of stinky. Guess that means there is nothing left of him. Ok folks, I am calling Stinky out right now in front of this entire board. Not like that is too many people but if he is for real and not some Misery douche troll I will meet him in front of the Naismith statue in front of AFH at 6 pm the night of the game. I will take a pic of him in his Gouchoo gear and one of me shaking his hand.

I bought my ticket for that game earlier today. So if he is there at the requested time...he is legit. If not like I am sure will occur we will know him for the lying douche he is...well stinky the ball is in your court so to say. Can you man up or Gouchoo down.
6pm is a little early. I'll be either still drinking at a local bar or down in some basement with the tornado siren blaring. I have a bucket list of Lawrence to knockout before our upset! We'll figure something out Phogger.

Peace to all.


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 07:10 PM

You see folks, I knew he wouldn't man up. For one thing you better be their by six pm to get in enjoy the ambiance, check out the Booth Family Hall of Fame. You can check Lawrence out on Saturday and drink after the game. But hey if you are not for real you are not for real. NBD...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 07:10 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Astro just stomped the chicken

I heard Astro was choking his chicken...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 07:11 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Astro just stomped the chicken

I heard Astro was choking his chicken...


Clever...really...no not really. You must be Pablo Picasso.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 07:32 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
You see folks, I knew he wouldn't man up.

Sorry Phogger, no reason to arrive somewhere 60 minutes before the start that doesn't serve booze. We'll probably start walking to Allen Williams Fieldhouse at 6pm which likely get us there around 6:30PM. I give you my word, we'll walk over to that statue before entering since we'll have ticket and traveling cocktail in hand. That's all I'm gonna promise.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 09:51 PM

Stinky may be at a bar that night. A bar in Columbia MO. Stinky isn't a UCSB fan.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/13/14 10:29 PM

So we're staying at Oread Hotel and headed for AFH. Give me three bars in a row which are worthy visiting but would keep us moving in the right direction. I'll probably do that myself in the coming weeks but will take input from locals.

Peace to all.

Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/14/14 08:08 AM

Wow, things are pretty far apart in Lawrence, KS. Our college town is right next to campus. We can get food, a few pops and bike to the venue in less than 5 minutes, 10 minute walk. I guess I'll never take this ease of travel for granted again. Why don't they just call it Phar Allen Fieldhouse? Well, I guess we'll have to make do. Note to self, install the tornado app before landing in Kansas City.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot.

Your pal,



Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/14/14 09:10 AM

Tornado speak once again, talk about your one track mind. One track for one brain cell remaining...got it. Well no one stated you had to stay at the Oread. But it has 3 bars in it alone..so there is your 3. Still not an real long walk...and it will be mostly downhill.

Now the return trip might be not much fun. But like you are planning to do anyway stop at the Wheel on the way back because it will be on the way. Have that wangburger thingie they serve. I am positive it wont be the first time some wang has been in your mouth.....ahhhh hellll boyeeeeee.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/14/14 09:11 AM

Also it seems your geographical skills are lacking. Downtown Lawrence is like 5 blocks from campus...especially from the Oread. Jeebus.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/14/14 11:31 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Tornado speak once again
Superman has Kryptonite, Kansas has tornados.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/14/14 12:55 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Tornado speak once again
Superman has Kryptonite, Kansas has tornados.



MethZoo has trolls, and of course Meth.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/14/14 02:46 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
You know Phoggy, if you and Astro boy spent a little less time obsessing about fantasized gay sex acts between middle-aged California hoops fans, your brain may actually be able to make a simple connection on its own. Be things as they are, I'll spell it out for you. The most famous balloon misadventure of all-time, albeit a Hollywood creation, happened in Kansas and a little bit of what Kansas is famous for just landed at my local break.


That's a very weak analogy. But that figures "weak" defines the Gouchoo fans flaming on our board...weak describes their attempts at insulting KU and their fanbase...and "weak" most of all describes their basketball program.. my work is done here.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/14/14 09:15 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Also it seems your geographical skills are lacking. Downtown Lawrence is like 5 blocks from campus...especially from the Oread. Jeebus.
I still have my math and geography skills. I can eat and drink off campus and our arena is about 1/4 mile away. Not quiet as close as your place. Not a big deal but I see no reason to arrive at AWFH sixty minutes before the game. Five blocks away in Lawrence is still further than SB.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/15/14 09:56 AM

that was a boring post.

i am going to have a frappuchino with some ground cinnimon in it.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/15/14 10:27 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
that was a boring post.

i am going to have a frappuchino with some ground cinnimon in it.
You were so close to getting your first laugh out of me Red. You should have started with "Very interesting" instead of boring. The sarcasm comes thru on your follow coffee blast which was pretty good you just set it up wrong. Shocking...
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/15/14 10:32 AM

what
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/15/14 11:28 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
what
exactly...
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/15/14 12:17 PM

exacly what

come on dont be shy
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/15/14 01:13 PM

My bad, I'll stop confusing you Red. I had some spare time yesterday and wanted to learn a little more about your players so I listened to the link on this site where your two homer announcers spoke for about 15 minutes on your 12 schollie hoop players. It was so funny; I can't wait for my trip next month if the rest of KU folks are like them. The funniest part was the beginning of the show when they plug a sponsor. It was like Cleatis Auto in Lawrence. They'll fix your car and you can buy premium ones for $7,000 or $199 a month. I get sponsor help pay the bills and it's not always the biggest names. I get it but the hokie Auto place had me cracking up. It was like some mechanic (car fixer for you Red) selling used cars on his front lawn. The Homers were trying to come up with one word descriptions of your players. I think one guy said the first thing that came to mind was "kind" when describing Jamar Traylor (I'm sure I misspelled his name). Really? So funny. At least they had the balls to describe Hunter Mickelson as "Project". Isn't he in his third yr of college? Isn't the better word "Bust"? Three yrs. in college and still a project. I tell you, it was really funny. And the part where they said this years KU team will be better than last years team. That might be the case in March 2015 but not Nov. 2014. Hopefully you can avoid another CA school in the 2015 NCAA tourney. I think the committee will keep us out West this year with our strong OOC wins.

Gauchos sneak out of Kansas with W. I've called my shot for months. Don't feel ashamed, we'll be pretty good this year. Might even break into the Top 25 Nov. 16th. Write that down too, ok?

Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot!!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/15/14 01:45 PM

What is sad here is the fact stinky thinks his team will be better prepared for their first real game than KU. We have 3-4 returning starters..you have about the same. Ellis>>>>Williams. Selden...Mason...etc will have no problems with the Gucheroos.

Btw Mickelson is in his 3rd yr because he had the sit the necessary yr out due to a transfer. For someone that claims he knows college hoops, you should have known that. But as the norm, you don't know sheeeaattt. Later fool.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/15/14 01:58 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Btw Mickelson is in his 3rd yr because he had the sit the necessary yr out due to a transfer. For someone that claims he knows college hoops, you should have known that. But as the norm, you don't know sheeeaattt. Later fool.

It's Hunter's 3rd year in a college basketball program. Mickelson didn't go on a Mormon mission pedeling around on his 10 speed bike in a short sleeve, button down white shirt, tie, backpack with bibles and escape from basketball for two years. He's been around college coaches and Div. I basketball THREE straight years since high school and he is still a project. Are transfers supposed to stop playing and learning while they sit out? Do they just hit the pause button when at basketball practice? Please stop calling me Norm...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/15/14 02:20 PM

A season practicing is not the same as actual game time. Comeon man...do better. Answer my first ?, what makes you think your squad will be better prepared for their first big game. Not counting the warm up scrimmage with Point Loma...lol.

First game on the road in the best venue in the land....16,300 screaming KU fans. It could be stated that your boys might have a better chance with several games under their belts. But we all know in reality they have zero chance for a win. Not hating...just preparing your simple mind for what is coming. Simple Minds "Don't you forget about the beating the Jayhawks gave your team" will be running through your head long after you leave Lawrence...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/15/14 03:25 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Simple Minds "Don't you forget about the beating the Jayhawks gave your team" will be running through your head long after you leave Lawrence...

Cheating on the Village People with Simple Minds Phogger? Way to change a word or two, you're the next Weird Al Yankovic. I'm not sure I'll have any change left in my jar by the time I belly up to the bar in Lawrence. I'm a very generous person and always share a few coins with the less fortunate. I might have to start filling up a second jar just so I don't leave any of you KU folks short handed.

Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/15/14 06:33 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
A season practicing is not the same as actual game time. Comeon man...do better. Answer my first ?, what makes you think your squad will be better prepared for their first big game. Not counting the warm up scrimmage with Point Loma...lol.

First game on the road in the best venue in the land....16,300 screaming KU fans. It could be stated that your boys might have a better chance with several games under their belts. But we all know in reality they have zero chance for a win. Not hating...just preparing your simple mind for what is coming. Simple Minds "Don't you forget about the beating the Jayhawks gave your team" will be running through your head long after you leave Lawrence...

I love your back peddling after I rung your bell on my rebuttal to your transfer comment. Classic! You're really transparent Phogger.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/15/14 07:28 PM

i think you california boys are making a good choice coming to the mecca of college basketball to see your team play mighty kansas in historic phog allen fieldhouse. that will be a trip you will remember forever and can tell your children you saw it in all its glory. maybe by some miracle you win, and that would be an all-time keeper. either way you will experience one of the most storied and awesome basketball places in all of american sports. if i were a fan of a school somewhere and had the opportunity to do something like this, i surely would, too. i know it must be a big deal to you too or you would not come all this way and spend your hard earned dollars and time. This is a once in a lifetime trip. This and maybe one or two more places and you've seen it all. I hope that the experience is as great as i know you hope and expect it to be or you wouldnt be coming. enjoy your time, take lots of photos, experience the local flavor, and above all, have a religious basketball experience. anyone that is a true fan of the game should come here at least once in their lives. i know you get it or you wouldnt be coming.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/15/14 07:39 PM

Nice post Red. Many of us get it. Like I said in my very first post here, AFH is on my bucket list.

Peace to all.


Stinky
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/15/14 08:37 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i think you california boys are making a good choice coming to the mecca of college basketball to see your team play mighty kansas in historic phog allen fieldhouse. that will be a trip you will remember forever and can tell your children you saw it in all its glory. maybe by some miracle you win, and that would be an all-time keeper. either way you will experience one of the most storied and awesome basketball places in all of american sports. if i were a fan of a school somewhere and had the opportunity to do something like this, i surely would, too. i know it must be a big deal to you too or you would not come all this way and spend your hard earned dollars and time. This is a once in a lifetime trip. This and maybe one or two more places and you've seen it all. I hope that the experience is as great as i know you hope and expect it to be or you wouldnt be coming. enjoy your time, take lots of photos, experience the local flavor, and above all, have a religious basketball experience. anyone that is a true fan of the game should come here at least once in their lives. i know you get it or you wouldnt be coming.




Yep, that covers it. Good post Red. ESPN had the Big 12 preview on today and I caught their interview with Coach Self. The Jayhawks are a NC contender this year. I am not nearly as bold as the Chief is and make any claims about upsets though I have him to thank for making some nice $ last season when I bet UCSB straight up against UNLV and the 'Chos won that game by 21 in Vegas. Gaucho fans have to hope that the massively talented KU team is still not there yet in mid November and the relatively experienced Gauchos can catch 'em off guard.
But as Red said, win or lose, we get to experience an iconic college hoops venue, and some good bbq.

Phoggy, you'll be buying me that beer after.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 10:01 AM

If your boys win I will certainly buy you a beer or several. Good area craft beers must be consumed. No cheap macro beer stuff. I know you south Cali's still like the Coors regular, but if you drink with me you got to step your game up.

Red's post is a good one, I sincerely hope you enjoy Lawrence. Don't think I ever met a visitor that did not. AFH is unique.

Sure other places might be nicer/newer venues...other places might have loud fans....but the combination of history...success....tradition...and the crazy passionate fans that know their basketball is at another level in Phog Allen Field House.

No more hating from the Phogger...on a high from the Royals sweeping the Orioles and headed to the World Series.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 10:20 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
If your boys win I will certainly buy you a beer or several.
If your boys win we'll still take in as much of the Lawrence atmosphere as possible after the game...just do it a little quieter as we'd like; a little more "under the radar" partying. I'll stop back here one last time within 48 hours of game, share some highlights from our trip, wish you luck the remainder of the season and be on my way.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitious mascot.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 11:10 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
If your boys win I will certainly buy you a beer or several. Good area craft beers must be consumed. No cheap macro beer stuff. I know you south Cali's still like the Coors regular, but if you drink with me you got to step your game up.

Red's post is a good one, I sincerely hope you enjoy Lawrence. Don't think I ever met a visitor that did not. AFH is unique.

Sure other places might be nicer/newer venues...other places might have loud fans....but the combination of history...success....tradition...and the crazy passionate fans that know their basketball is at another level in Phog Allen Field House.

No more hating from the Phogger...on a high from the Royals sweeping the Orioles and headed to the World Series.




According to our bet, UCSB just needs to stay within 38.
http://www2.kusports.com/live-posts/2014/sep/13/live-game-blog-kansas-football-at-duke/
Posted by: redrover

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 11:22 AM

i hope i did not ruin this thread by being nice.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 11:30 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i hope i did not ruin this thread by being nice.


I was thinking the same thing you book-burning, anti-evolution troglodytes.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 11:43 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i hope i did not ruin this thread by being nice.
Your simply stupidity should carry us the last four weeks.
Posted by: redrover

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 12:36 PM

the last guy that called me forrest gump got punched in the nose
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 02:25 PM

Well, I guess this thread ended on something approaching a friendly note.

Whew.

btw, I don't think you're a troglodyte, or that you have simply stupidity, rover.
Posted by: AlOerter

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 02:45 PM

Originally Posted By: Gauchofreg
Originally Posted By: redrover
i hope i did not ruin this thread by being nice.


I was thinking the same thing you book-burning, anti-evolution troglodytes.


Trogledytes? We're still looking for Bertha Butt.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 05:03 PM

Originally Posted By: ChalkRocker
Well, I guess this thread ended on something approaching a friendly note.

Whew.

btw, I don't think you're a troglodyte, or that you have simply stupidity, rover.



"Ended?" Oh no, the Chief will be a regular here until November 15. And as much grief as he has dished and will continue to dish, he never fails to close with a classy post after the game, win or lose.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 06:09 PM

Ended? Its not over till we say its over!

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/16/14 07:11 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Astro just stomped the chicken

I heard Astro was choking his chicken...
You heard wrong, YeastyWeenie.

Your Implant Barbie Mommy was choking on my sausage.

laugh
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/16/14 07:16 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I still have my ... geography skills.


Dear Son/Brother:

We'll pay you to change your last name.

Love Always,

Law Firm Daddy, Implant Barbie Mommy and Successful Big Sib.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 07:17 PM

Just when we try to be nice...the south Cali bong suckas have to turn it to an insult throwing free for all. So be it ...gloves off ya fu0cks. Covering 38 pts, man only a low life Cali fool would call me out on that.

Lets just leave it I will buy you a few fine Lawrence area micros. Can you hand a 9+ % alcohol brew. Well maybe I will limit you to one. Don't want the weak livered Cali's to end up in the Lawrence drunk tank so they can get close up and personal with Cletus.

But in case that happens I am good friend with Chief of Police in Lawrence. I will make sure you all are out in time to make your flight back to Cali. Don't want you here any longer than possible.

Ended no it hasn't ended. Now bring it meth heads, lets hear some more simple minded tornado/waffle house/ tractor stuff. Cant wait...lol.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 07:22 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

back peddling
Upon further review of the language skills of the alumni, we've revised UCSB academic rating. It's #789, right behind Barton County CC.

YT, US News and World Report.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/16/14 11:02 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

back peddling
Upon further review of the language skills of the alumni, we've revised UCSB academic rating. It's #789, right behind Barton County CC.

YT, US News and World Report.

KU remains unranked with zero votes.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 12:55 AM

We all know that Chief isn't visiting AFH in November. He isn't going to The Wheel. Chief isn't a UCSB alum or even a ShortPants fan. There is a good chance that he has never even been west of Belton. He really doesn't really believe that the 'Hawks will get beat.

BUT, Trolls have to troll; it's what they do. It has been an entertaining Troll dance.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 06:34 AM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
We all know that Chief isn't visiting AFH in November.

I'm glad you're getting used to calling your joint the Alan Williams Fieldhouse.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 09:11 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
We all know that Chief isn't visiting AFH in November.

I'm glad you're getting used to calling your joint the Alan Williams Fieldhouse.


I am not that familiar with D2 players, does he play for the Shortpants?
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/17/14 10:19 AM

considering how much fighting there has been over our mascot i would say it is a fricticious mascot.

stinky said he would stop here one last time within 48 hours of the game so it sounds like he is done until then. unless maybe it is a communication problem caused by really bad education provided at ucsb.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/17/14 10:30 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
considering how much fighting there has been over our mascot i would say it is a fricticious mascot.

Nobody is fighting over a Jayhawk. I think your mascot probably needs some serious therapy. Is it a Blue Jay? Is it a Sparrow Hawk? Just some made up creature? Most likely. It's the perfect bird impostor for Kansas, a State with identity issues represented by an alleged bird that doesn't know it's own identity. The perfect fit.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/17/14 10:31 AM

that's it. i am going to shiv you if i see you.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

The KU Jayhawk on Jerry Springer Show!! - 10/17/14 10:52 AM

The Kansas Jayhawk mascot was just on Jerry Springer! I just saw it! The results are in! The Jayhawk wants to know its father. A very confident Sparrow Hawk & Blue Jay looking on. Jerry opened the envelope and....nobody is the father!!! The test came back negative! A fictitious bird!!! The KU Jayhawk ran off crying. The Sparrow & Blue Jay high five! Crowd is going wild! Jerry consoling Jayhawk like KU cheerleaders will do Nov. 14th when UCSB beats KU at home!!

See test results:

A fictitious bird with a large beak used as an emblem in Kansas.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! - 10/17/14 10:56 AM

JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
Posted by: redrover

Re: JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! - 10/17/14 11:50 AM

i really hate to say it but that was not up to the standard i have come to expect. never the less i will be disguised as a asian driver and will run you over when you least expect it.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Zippo! Zippo! Zippo! - 10/17/14 12:00 PM

Let me get this straight...a fan of team named after calf-length trousers is making fun of a team named after a fictional bird?

I liked it better when you spend your time informing us of the Division Two basketball stars like this Alonzo Williamson, and Zippo Harmony. Outside of the charity games the Jayhawks play against Washburn and Fort Hays State, we don't get see much of Division Two basketball like UCSB plays. I am sure your ShortPants will play an entertaining game. And it really doesn't matter the score and how bad you will get beat, it is all about the check that Kansas University will write to the UCSB athletic department just for showing up. It will be more than half of your basketball revenue. And all you have to do is show up and do your best. Bless your hearts. Thank you and all your ShortPants players.
Posted by: dgless21

Re: Zippo! Zippo! Zippo! - 10/17/14 12:11 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i really hate to say it but that was not up to the standard i have come to expect. never the less i will be disguised as a asian driver and will run you over when you least expect it.


It would be fitting if it was with a red dump truck.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Zippo! Zippo! Zippo! - 10/17/14 01:24 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Let me get this straight...a fan of team named after calf-length trousers is making fun of a team named after a fictional bird?

JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!!!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Zippo! Zippo! Zippo! - 10/17/14 01:35 PM

I thought this dingbat wasn't posting until 48 hrs until gametime. The weed has indeed fuked with his sense of time. Oh who am I trying to fool, stinky hasn't had sense of any kind...ever. The goofy bastard.

Yeah red go ahead and shiv him when he gets here, put him out of his misery so to say. Word to the wise(well unwise) in your case muthafucka...if you talk smack about the Jayhawk in Lawrence...you will not leave the area alive....body bag...zipped up. Now stick to your 48 hr curfew if you do indeed ever stick to your promises.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Zippo! Zippo! Zippo! - 10/17/14 02:15 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Now stick to your 48 hr curfew if you do indeed ever stick to your promises.
I don't have the heart to bail on my new friends just weeks before our opener. I'm sorry if you misunderstood me Phogger but I'll be packed up and out of here sixty minutes after TCU executes you in football.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, screw it, JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! - 10/17/14 02:25 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i really hate to say it but that was not up to the standard i have come to expect
JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!!JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!!!

Posted by: redrover

Re: JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! - 10/17/14 03:56 PM

i calculate it took you 3 copy and pastes to do that. i am going to feed your liver to zombies.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 05:12 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
We all know that Chief isn't visiting AFH in November. He isn't going to The Wheel. Chief isn't a UCSB alum or even a ShortPants fan. There is a good chance that he has never even been west of Belton. He really doesn't really believe that the 'Hawks will get beat.

BUT, Trolls have to troll; it's what they do. It has been an entertaining Troll dance.
It's so hard for Portnoy to disguise himself.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: JERRY!!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!! - 10/17/14 05:16 PM

Please stop embarrassing us. It was bad enough when we had to let you into the frat, bra.

YT, GauchoSmeg and GauchoSean.

P.S. Tell Law Firm Daddy the check bounced. We're not going to be your "friends" if we're not getting paid.
Posted by: AlOerter

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 05:16 PM

I thought maybe timmy moved to Santa Barbara.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 05:18 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i calculate it took you 3 copy and pastes to do that. i am going to feed your liver to zombies.
It took you more work than me.😎
Posted by: Astronaut

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 05:19 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
i calculate it took you 3 copy and pastes to do that. i am going to feed your liver to zombies.
It took you more work than me.😎
Work on your fifth grade spelling, YeastyWeenie.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 05:21 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger

back peddling
Upon further review of the language skills of the alumni, we've revised UCSB academic rating. It's #789, right behind Barton County CC.

YT, US News and World Report.

KU remains unranked with zero votes.
When did you first realize you're stupid?

Or have you?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 05:22 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
It's so hard for Portnoy to disguise himself.
Maybe Portnoy is just trying on his Halloween costume? Wity sports genius is pretty original you ask me.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 05:26 PM

If stinky knew who Portnoy was I would be amazed....the dang jack off...lol. Wity sports genius is pretty original you ask me...wtf...UCSB education at it's worst. I don't want to insult the college..I just want to insult stinky. And that is real easy to do.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 05:32 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Wity sports genius is pretty original you ask me.
Please stop beating me, mister! I'm dying as fast as I can!

YT,

The English Language.

Geez. You can't invent Yeasty stupid. No one would believe it.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re:KU Hoops Sponsored by Cleatis Auto - 10/17/14 06:31 PM

chiefstinkyfinger = Methzoo Troll
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/18/14 09:03 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Word to the wise(well unwise) in your case muthafucka...if you talk smack about the Jayhawk in Lawrence...you will not leave the area alive....
Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/18/14 09:52 AM

That's right Jerry will do a show about "The dumb meth head UCSB fans that mess with mighty KU fans and the resulting reprecussions". Might even throw in a couple of DNA tests to prove you are really the son of a Misery hillbilly troll.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/18/14 10:17 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
That's right Jerry will do a show about "The...UCSB fans that mess with mighty KU fans and the resulting reprecussions".
JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!!JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!! JERRY!!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/18/14 10:25 AM

I bet the KU Mascot will still be at Jerry's studio. "Do the test again, do the test again!"

They should probably 5150 your Jayhawk. That alleged bird of yours in worse shape than Amanda Bynes.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, non-fictitous mascot.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/18/14 02:55 PM

The sad thing is stinky is not brave enough to utter insults about the Jayhawk to KU fans once he is town.

Like all flaming trollers he is a coward. Always has been, always will be. Very typical for the class person he is, which is no class all the way. You know I am right stinky, admit it now and set your one celled brain free. Just trying to help.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/18/14 04:15 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
The sad thing is stinky is not brave enough to utter insults about the Jayhawk to KU fans once he is town.

Like all flaming trollers he is a coward. Always has been, always will be. Very typical for the class person he is, which is no class all the way. You know I am right stinky, admit it now and set your one celled brain free. Just trying to help.
I'm looking to have a fun time in Lawrence. I could yell "tornado coming" and a few people might run for their basements. I'll leave your Jayhawk alone while I'm in town too. Hell, I might even get my picture taken with the thing.

Peace to all.

Stinky
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/18/14 05:05 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
The sad thing is stinky is not brave enough to utter insults about the Jayhawk to KU fans once he is town.

Like all flaming trollers he is a coward. Always has been, always will be. Very typical for the class person he is, which is no class all the way. You know I am right stinky, admit it now and set your one celled brain free. Just trying to help.
I'm looking to have a fun time in Lawrence. I could yell "tornado coming" and a few people might run for their basements. I'll leave your Jayhawk along while I'm in town too. Hell, I might even get my picture taken with the thing.

Peace to all.

Stinky
Do you ever wonder why people say you're stupid?

BTW, real men, a/k/a Kansas men, run outside to see the twister. Basements are for women, children, the handicapped and coaster pussies. You fit at least one of those categories.

I'll give you a word of warning. Kansas men do like to put Superman capes on runts and toss them into twisters.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/18/14 06:15 PM


Originally Posted By: Astronaut

I'll give you a word of warning. Kansas men do like to put Superman capes on runts and toss them into twisters.
I hear they even dress them in KU football uniforms and make them play real Div. I players. Thanks for the tip.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/18/14 11:05 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
BTW, real men, a/k/a Kansas men, run outside to see the twister.
Nobody in the state of Kansas is half the man of Marcus Murphy today at the Swamp! A Lawrence, Kansas parade is 50 KU students jumping in their trucks chasing a tornado.

Peace to all!


Stinky

Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/19/14 09:34 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
BTW, real men, a/k/a Kansas men, run outside to see the twister.
Nobody in the state of Kansas is half the man of Marcus Murphy today at the Swamp! A Lawrence, Kansas parade is 50 KU students jumping in their trucks chasing a tornado.

Peace to all!


Stinky



Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/19/14 09:51 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
BTW, real men, a/k/a Kansas men, run outside to see the twister.
Nobody in the state of Kansas is half the man of Marcus Murphy today at the Swamp!

I knew it was you, Little Portnoy!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/19/14 10:25 AM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: Astronaut
BTW, real men, a/k/a Kansas men, run outside to see the twister.
Nobody in the state of Kansas is half the man of Marcus Murphy today at the Swamp!

I knew it was you, Little Portnoy!


No sheeeat....there is not a UCSB person alive who would know or care who da fuk Marcus Murphy is and what he did for Misery at the Swamp yesterday. Fuking dumass douche stinky and his trio of limp wristed fake Guchoo fans just shot their wad early on their little troll game. Of course their collective wives states that is par for the course..the early wad shooting thing that is...Gawd , Stink is one dumb mofo.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/19/14 10:29 AM

Duck...Scott...or ngerik..Do your job and ban Stinky, he is a Missouri troll and has no right being on this board. Of course he has sparked the most traffic that has been here since Vega and his girls jumped ship..so there is that.

But since he just confirmed his allegiance to Misery ....like the Huddler sez "He got to go".
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/19/14 11:09 AM

MethZoo Troll - called 68 pages ago.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/19/14 11:11 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Duck...Scott...or ngerik..Do your job and ban Stinky, he is a Missouri troll and has no right being on this board. Of course he has sparked the most traffic that has been here since Vega and his girls jumped ship..so there is that.

But since he just confirmed his allegiance to Misery ....like the Huddler sez "He got to go".
If you turned on ESPN yesterday Marcus was on the channel all night for his special teams touchdowns. Did you see the stat sheet of the Florida-Missouri game? Gators dominated but had SIX turnovers and gave up four special teams TD's. Sorry but even Texas Tech snapping an eight game conference losing streak against your hapless Jayhawks doesn't top that.

That parade in Lawrence looked cool. I had no idea you KU folks got so excited to beat Eastern Kentucky in the second round of the NCAA Tournament last year. How big was the parade after the Stanford game?

Can us UCSB fans throw a parade down Massachusetts when we beat KU in Lawrence?

Peace to all.


Stinky
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/19/14 11:33 AM

MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!!
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/19/14 11:56 AM

Something contagious in this thread. The users gone wild.

Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/19/14 12:08 PM

Originally Posted By: Maximus
Something contagious in this thread. The users gone wild.


Yummy Brooke. Jayhawks fans imploding! Missouri getting headlines, Kansas State getting headlines! Kansas is cracked, dried soil. Nothing. Texas Tech even rolled them yesterday after losing previous eight Big 12 games.

KU Folk think basketball will rescue them. Perhaps, but not after a humongous opening loss to the Gauchos.

Peace to All.

Sand, Cerveza, Marcus Murphy still untouched!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/19/14 02:36 PM

Maxey the only thing contagious around here is stinky continued stupidity. Poor Methzoo troll, once he admits the truth he will be set free. Now its going to be a humongous victory by the Gouchiehoos....Lol...somebody stop him.

The truth of the matter old ignorant stink, is after Methzoo moved to the SEC most KU fans could give two shi-ts what they do in football or basketball. Hell why you do is beyond me, especially since your clown as-s college doesn't even field a football team. Oh wait ...you are a Misery troll, so I guess you do have a team...Hell do you even know who is better in the all time football series between KU and Mizzou. Its Missouri with one more win all time. Good chance you didn't know that either. Which goes along with you not knowing most other things in your life. Quite sad really.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! - 10/19/14 03:26 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!! MethZoo!!
Be nice!

After a lifetime of being Law Firm Daddy and Implant Barbie Mommy's little broken rubber baby and always being embarrassed by Successful Big Sib, the least we can do is let YeastyWeenie pretend to be a success on our basketball board and tell us about MethZoo football!

What else has the runt got?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/19/14 03:29 PM

Do the Douchos have good volleyball teams? Water polo?

Are you bigger than Jim Rome?
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/19/14 04:23 PM

MethZoo Football more Sexual Assault Convictions than Bowl Wins!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/19/14 08:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Do the Douchos have good volleyball teams? Water polo?

UCSB has a national championship in Water Polo. You?

I hate to brag but you brought it up.

Peace to all.


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/20/14 09:33 AM

Ok...congrats on that I guess. Like that would make the front page of any major news publication.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/20/14 09:56 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Like that would make the front page of any major news publication.
You Kansas folk own the front pages with tornados,serial killers,crappy obese coaches and a drug infested basketball program. It gets pretty boring living in paradise with sunny skies 300 plus days a year. Same old, same old in glorious Santa Barbara...
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/20/14 11:26 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Like that would make the front page of any major news publication.
You Kansas folk own the front pages with tornados,serial killers,crappy obese coaches and a drug infested basketball program. It gets pretty boring living in paradise with sunny skies 300 plus days a year. Same old, same old in glorious Santa Barbara...


Santa Barbara = Columbia MO
chiefstinkyfinger = hallucinatory
Paradise = Meth
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/20/14 11:38 AM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk

Santa Barbara = Columbia MO

The surf is way better in Santa Barbara but I guess they have more meth.

Peace to all.


Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 03:04 PM

How dare they steal the games Kansas kids play at birthday parties. Shame on you Brazil! I got your back Lawrence, KS!! They're trying to steal your thunder.


http://www.rightthisminute.com/video/sho...oung-boy-inside

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, pin the tail on the donkey...sea level.

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 04:05 PM

Pinky - are Shawn and Gus still there?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 05:04 PM

Originally Posted By: AlOerter
Pinky - are Shawn and Gus still there?
I hope not Al. Maybe Astro is really a nine year old boy and he's orbiting after another kids birthday party in Lawrence. That would explain why he's so angry; he's probably hungry and all soiled. Poor kid, I'm feeling a little guilty now...
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 05:35 PM

Better watch out stinky. Astro has the finances and ability to track you down to which exact flight you arrive on at MCI. He will send one of the many limos he owns to pick you up. But you will never arrive in Lawrence.

Cement boots will be fitted. Word to the wise, don't poke the bear, Astro is the bear with loads of money...Milk cartons will show up in Goleter in a month with a picture of Stinky's ugly mug stating " Have you seen this douche"...lol
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 06:06 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Cement boots will be fitted.

You don't need to go to the trouble to custom fit them, I'll just borrow a standard pair of game cement boots from the KU Football team.

Peace to all.


Stinky
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 06:58 PM

Phog is right about Astro. Don't be messin'.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 07:17 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Cement boots will be fitted.

You don't need to go to the trouble to custom fit them, I'll just borrow a standard pair of game cement boots from the KU Football team.

Peace to all.


Stinky




Ziiing! C'mon, even you jayhawks had to laugh at that one. Btw, did you know the term jayhawks were adopted by emigrants trying to get out of Kansas and out to California? Can't say I blame them.

"The term was adopted as a nickname by a group of emigrants traveling to California in 1849.[5] "

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jayhawker

Yeah, the original KU nickname was Jayhawker, later shortened to Jayhawks.


So Astroboy is loaded and he uses his $ to threaten violence on message boards. That is one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 07:29 PM

Definition of JAYHAWKER
1
a often capitalized : a member of a band of antislavery guerrillas in Kansas and Missouri before and during the American Civil War
b : bandit
2
capitalized : a native or resident of Kansas —used as a nickname
First Known Use of JAYHAWKER
1858
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jayhawker

Don't believe everything you read on wiki.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:02 PM

Q: chiefstinkyfinger, Gauchofreg and MU’s football coach are riding together in a car. Who’s driving?

A: The state trooper.
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:10 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Q: chiefstinkyfinger, Gauchofreg and MU’s football coach are riding together in a car. Who’s driving?

A: The state trooper.


Funny


Happy Halloween KUsports users

.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:12 PM

Originally Posted By: AlOerter
Phog is right about Astro. Don't be messin'.
Astro and LisaT are laying in bed playing with each others joy sticks.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:18 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Q: chiefstinkyfinger, Gauchofreg and MU’s football coach are riding together in a car. Who’s driving?

A: The state trooper.

I bet Flash was riding shotgun and Roscoe was heading to the Lawrence Waffle House after taking us to the station.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:22 PM

Originally Posted By: AlOerter
Definition of JAYHAWKER
1
a often capitalized : a member of a band of antislavery guerrillas in Kansas and Missouri before and during the American Civil War
b : bandit
2
capitalized : a native or resident of Kansas —used as a nickname
First Known Use of JAYHAWKER
1858
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jayhawker

Don't believe everything you read on wiki.


I actually think the Jayhawker name and story is pretty cool. Btw, both Jayhawkers and Gauchos, by some definitions, are bandits.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:26 PM

Originally Posted By: AlOerter
Definition of JAYHAWKER
1
a often capitalized : a member of a band of antislavery guerrillas in Kansas and Missouri before and during the American Civil War
b : bandit
2
capitalized : a native or resident of Kansas —used as a nickname
First Known Use of JAYHAWKER
1858
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jayhawker

Don't believe everything you read on wiki.

Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry!! Jerry !! Jerry!!
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:32 PM

Q: How do you get chiefstinkyfinger off your porch?

A: Pay him for the pizza.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:37 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Q: How do you get chiefstinkyfinger off your porch?

A: bring your naked daughter back inside the house.
Anything you can say I can say better, I can say anything better than you. Yes I can! Yes I can! Yes I can!
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:38 PM

I have sons.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:40 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
I have sons.
That should make Astro happy
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:40 PM

Q: Why will chiefstinkyfinger bring his MethZoo or Shortpants diploma on his trip to AFH?

A: So he can park in the handicap spots!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 08:58 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Q: Why will chiefstinkyfinger bring his UCSB diploma on his trip to AFH?

A: So KU students can see what a real college degree looks like!
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 09:02 PM

Q: Why do MethZoo Trolls say they are from UCSB?

A: If you were a MethZoo fan you wouldn’t want to admit it either.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/20/14 09:10 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Q: Why do MethZoo Trolls say they are from UCSB?

A:Because the inferiority complex KU students and fans have for both schools is priceless!
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

chiefstinkyfinger is a troll - 10/20/14 09:13 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Q: Why do MethZoo Trolls say they are from UCSB?

A:Because we are tired explaining why we never have been to a Final Four
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Chiefstinkyfinger Rules! - 10/20/14 09:31 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Q: Why do MethZoo Trolls say they are from UCSB?

A:Because we are tired explaining why we never have been to a Final Four
Not bad. I didn't know Missouri had never been to a final four until now.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: chiefstinkyfinger is a troll - 10/20/14 09:37 PM

Q: What is the easiest way to get a MethZoo co-ed in your dorm room?

A: Grease the door jams and push like hell!
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Chiefstinkyfinger Drools! - 10/20/14 10:02 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Q: Why do MethZoo Trolls say they are from UCSB?

A:Because we are tired explaining why we never have been to a Final Four
Not bad. I didn't know Missouri had never been to a final four until now.


To get the full story, go to google.com, search 'Missouri Final Four Appearances' and press 'I FEEL LUCKY'
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 10:16 AM

I've finally figured out why everyone is so anger and bitter over here even when there are no tornados in sight. We've already covered academics. A quick recap, UCSB a top 45 academic school and Kansas nowhere to be found in the top 100. We know UCSB is a top party school and students love it in Santa Barbara. Kansas State is the top school in the state of Kansas, making the top 20 in party school and students having most fun rankings.

The latest 2015 college rankings are out and they give further clarity. 40,000 students ranked 588 schools. They rated male attractiveness on campus. Hold on girls. Which colleges had the hottest guys:

https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/hott...source=facebook

Really no surprise, UCSB ranks #3. Sorry, it's all in the genes baby( Thanks Mom & Dad). So when us lady killers roll in Lawrence next month you guys would be lucky to be our "wingmen". The girls we cut are way better than your dream girls. I'm blushing as I write this, sorry. The good news is you guys aren't that ugly. You're the top Kansas school at #53. I'll give you a golf clap. Basically, if the girls at KU drink a six pack then you might look as good as Gaucho men. KU girls need to get their Gaucho goggles on! cool

The bad news but it gives things a little more clarity: How do the girls stack up in US Colleges. 739 schools and 40,000 students were asked where are the most attractive girls. Here are the results:

https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/hottest-girls/

UCSB comes in #7 and Kansas is nowhere to be found. No school in Kansas is in the top 100. Not surprising, the skinny ones fly away in the tornados and leave you guys stuck with the fatties.

The friendlist rankings are out too:


https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/friendliest-students/

Kansas State comes in at #39. UCSB falls to #63. Probably only a few Gauchos left on campus since the hot guy is shagging the hot girl. Nowhere to be found KU.

Conclusion: The reason you KU guys are so angry, bitter, and not friendly is that you're decent looking but nobody is worth screwing on campus and that's why you act the way you do. Right?

Here is my tip, transfer!

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Attractive Gauchos!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 10:30 AM

that was a really long post.

i didnt read it.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 10:39 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
that was a really long post.

Do you want me to cut it up in little pieces for you?
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 10:44 AM

will it still be just as boring as before?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 10:46 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
will it still be just as boring as before?
I thought you didn't read it.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 10:48 AM

well after i fell asleep i stopped. that was about 3 lines in.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 10:50 AM

i kind of got the jism, "so sorry, we are awesome!!!"

bragging is almost never intresting.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 11:37 AM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i kind of got the jism, "so sorry, we are awesome!!!"

bragging is almost never intresting.
I complimented your #53 ranking. Not everyone can be top 3.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:29 PM

i am not so sure you are a top at all
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:49 PM

can i come visit you in cali?
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:50 PM

i mean if you have extra room in your $250000 refirgerator box.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:50 PM

or in your case it might be a refudgerater.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:50 PM

ha ha

lol
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:54 PM

at least i am not boring like stinky is.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:54 PM

that guy is super lame
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:54 PM

also he likes dick
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:54 PM

van [censored]
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:55 PM

why cant i say the name of the comedian dick van [censored]?
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:55 PM

you know like the dick van [censored] show with mary tyler [censored]?
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:55 PM

what the?!?!
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:56 PM

since when is [censored] a bad word? i mean othello was a [censored] and thats [censored] shakespeare dudes
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:58 PM

who is bleeping these words?

i cant say mary tyler [censored] but shakespear can, and i cant say dick van [censored] but dutch boys can put their fingers in a [censored].

this is nuts. can i say nuts? becasue of course i mean big old hairy balls, big sweaty testicles.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 12:59 PM

well [censored]
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:13 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
at least i am not boring like stinky is.

Reading 15 posts in a row by Red is fascinating.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:16 PM

well it takes a lot less time than reading that one reeeeelllyyyyyy loooooonnnnnggggg boooorrrrrriiiinnnngggggg thing you wrote, and each of my 15 posts was a unique nugget of wisdom that can be learned individually or in the big picture way by reading them all.

i have you on your heals about how boring you were/are, i can tell. you got nothing.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:21 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i have you on your heals about how boring you were/are, i can tell. you got nothing.
What are heals Webster?

I've had you in cement boots since the second I arrived in late July.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:22 PM

stinky: blah blah blah

me and everyone else: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

lol @ u stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:24 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
i have you on your heals about how boring you were/are, i can tell. you got nothing.
What are heals Webster?

I've had you in cement boots since the second I arrived in late July.


that was your comeback? really?

its worse than i thought.

ha ha

best to stay away until everyone forgets this

i am embarrassed for you. of course you cant tell because i am always red.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:36 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
i have you on your heals about how boring you were/are, i can tell. you got nothing.
What are heals Webster?

I've had you in cement boots since the second I arrived in late July.

that was your comeback? really?

If I wear a pair of your heals will my blister go away? Bye bye athletes foot? Do they only sell them in KS? Will you throw in a free BTK Bobble head doll with purchase? Sounds like a trick you ask me. I'm sure thousands of fools are born in Kansas each day but not in Santa Barbara.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:46 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover
i have you on your heals about how boring you were/are, i can tell. you got nothing.
What are heals Webster?

I've had you in cement boots since the second I arrived in late July.

that was your comeback? really?

If I wear a pair of your heals will my blister go away? Bye bye athletes foot? Do they only sell them in KS? Will you throw in a free BTK Bobble head doll with purchase? Sounds like a trick you ask me. I'm sure thousands of fools are born in Kansas each day but not in Santa Barbara.


oh i got it the first time. thanks for doubling down on a weak weak weak comeback.

then you go and act dumb like this: " I'm sure thousands of fools are born in Kansas each day but not in Santa Barbara."

see, only 113 births in kansas each day (41,000/yr) not thousands. you are off by a factor of 17. so we know of at least one fool in santa barabara.

ha ha, outwitted by redrover, you wear the dunce hat again. boring and dumb is no way to go through life son.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:47 PM

^^^
there is no way you can come back from that beat down. try again tomorrow.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:50 PM

boom went the dynamite
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:51 PM

does it chafe having your tail between your legs?
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:51 PM

ha ha
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:53 PM

lol @ stinky

he stinks at the throwdown hoedown

farmer stinky smells like crop
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:53 PM

hee hee

agrihumor
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:54 PM

although based on those campus party videos you put up your place would be competitive in the ho down throwdown.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:55 PM

^^^
redrover pimpin' the prostitution jokes

its hopeless trying to keep up at least for today. go write some jokes and comeback tomorrow where we will also talk about the kansas city team beating the california team because your state sucks at sports too.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 01:56 PM

shouldnt there be a mercy rule for this?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 02:07 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
. go write some jokes and comeback tomorrow where we will also talk about the kansas city team beating the california team because your state sucks at sports too.

I'm rooting for the Missouri team to beat the hated Northern California team too. Are you now rooting for a team from the state of Methzoo? It's sure a blessing that the wagon blew away at the Wagon Wheel, it wouldn't be able to fit all you Methzoo bandwagon Royal fans...
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 02:08 PM

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Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 02:09 PM

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Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 02:09 PM

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Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 02:09 PM

spells
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 02:09 PM

meh
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Stinky vs. Red - 10/21/14 02:20 PM

I'm the giraffe & Red is the rhino...

https://screen.yahoo.com/awesome-animals/giraffe-kicks-naughty-rhino-horn-084006639.html
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: Stinky vs. Red - 10/21/14 02:45 PM

What's going on here?
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: Stinky vs. Red - 10/21/14 03:31 PM

That's my question, too, DC.

Thread started out in civil fashion. Degenerated to its current state at some point; don't care enough to find out where.

I thought the dust had settled. But now it's a big food-fight.

Just like when Germany bombed Pearl Harbor...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Back to Hoops! - 10/21/14 03:35 PM

Thank you ChalkRocker! Latest pub from SB:

http://collegebasketballtalk.nbcsports.c...bid-since-2011/
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/21/14 03:46 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Q: How do you get chiefstinkyfinger off your porch?

A: Tell him his wife will be through sucking you in a couple minutes.
FYP.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/21/14 03:51 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Like that would make the front page of any major news publication.
You Kansas folk own the front pages with tornados,serial killers,crappy obese coaches and a drug infested basketball program...
What about the time McVeigh blew up that federal courthouse in Kansas, YeastyWeenie? Didn't that make the front pages is SoCal?

God, what a dumbfvck you are!
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/21/14 03:53 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk

Santa Barbara = Columbia MO

The surf is way better in Santa Barbara but I guess they have more meth.

Peace to all.


Stinky
Why does the ocean in SoCall look like dirty dishwater, Yeasty?

It looks like the water off Southern England. Disgusting.
Posted by: KYBLUEBLOOD

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/21/14 03:55 PM

Posted by: Astronaut

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 04:07 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Will you throw in a free BTK Bobble head doll with purchase?


1. Richard Ramirez

2. Juan Corona

3. Angelo Buono

4. Ken Bianchi

5. Charles Manson

6. Zodiac killer

7. William Bonin

Are you comfortable being stupid or do you hope to improve?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 04:10 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I've finally figured out why everyone is so anger and bitter over here even when there are no tornados in sight. We've already covered academics. A quick recap, UCSB a top 45 academic school and Kansas nowhere to be found in the top 100. We know UCSB is a top party school and students love it in Santa Barbara. Kansas State is the top school in the state of Kansas, making the top 20 in party school and students having most fun rankings.

The latest 2015 college rankings are out and they give further clarity. 40,000 students ranked 588 schools. They rated male attractiveness on campus. Hold on girls. Which colleges had the hottest guys:

https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/hott...source=facebook

Really no surprise, UCSB ranks #3. Sorry, it's all in the genes baby( Thanks Mom & Dad). So when us lady killers roll in Lawrence next month you guys would be lucky to be our "wingmen". The girls we cut are way better than your dream girls. I'm blushing as I write this, sorry. The good news is you guys aren't that ugly. You're the top Kansas school at #53. I'll give you a golf clap. Basically, if the girls at KU drink a six pack then you might look as good as Gaucho men. KU girls need to get their Gaucho goggles on! cool

The bad news but it gives things a little more clarity: How do the girls stack up in US Colleges. 739 schools and 40,000 students were asked where are the most attractive girls. Here are the results:

https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/hottest-girls/

UCSB comes in #7 and Kansas is nowhere to be found. No school in Kansas is in the top 100. Not surprising, the skinny ones fly away in the tornados and leave you guys stuck with the fatties.

The friendlist rankings are out too:


https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/friendliest-students/

Kansas State comes in at #39. UCSB falls to #63. Probably only a few Gauchos left on campus since the hot guy is shagging the hot girl. Nowhere to be found KU.

Conclusion: The reason you KU guys are so angry, bitter, and not friendly is that you're decent looking but nobody is worth screwing on campus and that's why you act the way you do. Right?

Here is my tip, transfer!

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Attractive Gauchos!

Your Pal,


Stinky
When an idiot who thinks Oklahoma City is in Kansas brags about UCSB academics, I'm reminded of mU fans bragging about the athletic successes of every other SEC school.

What does it have to do with you, YeastyWeenie?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 04:12 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
why cant i say the name of the comedian dick van [censored]?
Try "Dick Van What YeastyWeenie's Wife Became After Her Honeymoon Night".

That should pass the censors.

GICH.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Partying like Kansas folk in Brazil! - 10/21/14 04:14 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
I have sons.
That should make Mrs. YeastieWeenie happy if they're ever in the neighborhood and the gardeners have the day off.
FYP.

I'm assuming your sons aren't little runts.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 04:22 PM



1. Richard Ramirez

2. Juan Corona

3. Angelo Buono

4. Ken Bianchi

5. Charles Manson

6. Zodiac killer

7. William Bonin


Finally a decent Kansas rebuttal. Well played Astro.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 05:46 PM

He can google with the best of them.

I would think Seattle is the capitol for serial killers though
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 06:02 PM

Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
He can google with the best of them.

At least he went to the effort to have a decent rebuttal. That hasn't been the case much around here. You had some good teams in the mid 1980's. We had a player, Carrick DeHart, that was offered by Kansas and he verbally committed but changed his mind and went to UCSB instead. He played immediately for us and ultimately became our career all time leading scorer. He could have played on your 1988 National Championship team.

You still live in Kansas 85?
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 06:43 PM

Yes, unfortunately. I love Lawrence but the rest of the state lacks. I have lived other places but never the West Coast. When I was in school we sucked at basketball and were sometimes good at football. I remember btating a #2 ranked USC at the Rose Bowl in the early 1980's
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 06:52 PM

Stinky says we were good in the mid 80s...hell we are great every decade. Only college basketball program to put a team in the Final 4 every decade since its inception(due mainly to Phog Forrest Allen btw) with the exception of the 60s.

What UCSB bball team has made it to a Final 4...well that would be none, just like their sister school Missouri. BOOM mofo...my work is done here...Astro and Red can sweep up the remains.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 06:59 PM

Since you guys don't know how to take a compliment, back to tornado smack...
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/21/14 11:48 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I've finally figured out why everyone is so anger and bitter over here even when there are no tornados in sight. We've already covered academics. A quick recap, UCSB a top 45 academic school and Kansas nowhere to be found in the top 100. We know UCSB is a top party school and students love it in Santa Barbara. Kansas State is the top school in the state of Kansas, making the top 20 in party school and students having most fun rankings.

The latest 2015 college rankings are out and they give further clarity. 40,000 students ranked 588 schools. They rated male attractiveness on campus. Hold on girls. Which colleges had the hottest guys:

https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/hott...source=facebook

Really no surprise, UCSB ranks #3. Sorry, it's all in the genes baby( Thanks Mom & Dad). So when us lady killers roll in Lawrence next month you guys would be lucky to be our "wingmen". The girls we cut are way better than your dream girls. I'm blushing as I write this, sorry. The good news is you guys aren't that ugly. You're the top Kansas school at #53. I'll give you a golf clap. Basically, if the girls at KU drink a six pack then you might look as good as Gaucho men. KU girls need to get their Gaucho goggles on! cool

The bad news but it gives things a little more clarity: How do the girls stack up in US Colleges. 739 schools and 40,000 students were asked where are the most attractive girls. Here are the results:

https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/hottest-girls/

UCSB comes in #7 and Kansas is nowhere to be found. No school in Kansas is in the top 100. Not surprising, the skinny ones fly away in the tornados and leave you guys stuck with the fatties.

The friendlist rankings are out too:


https://colleges.niche.com/rankings/friendliest-students/

Kansas State comes in at #39. UCSB falls to #63. Probably only a few Gauchos left on campus since the hot guy is shagging the hot girl. Nowhere to be found KU.

Conclusion: The reason you KU guys are so angry, bitter, and not friendly is that you're decent looking but nobody is worth screwing on campus and that's why you act the way you do. Right?

Here is my tip, transfer!

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Attractive Gauchos!

Your Pal,


Stinky


Nice pull Chief, glad to know science backs up what I know to be true.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 10:35 AM

Gaucho fans are "Blinded by Science" ...Not much to see here folks...Gauchosean's hero is stinky. Now that is very scary.

You see people stinky and his clan of miscreants are throwing insults about everything KU and Kansas,using moronic stereotypes. Not really ever talking about basketball and the game itself. That is the tactics of trollers...nothing more...nothing less.

Well I need to stick to my plan and let rover and Astro take care of these clowns. I am done until Nov 14th with this thread...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 10:54 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER

You see people stinky and his clan of miscreants are throwing insults about everything KU and Kansas,using moronic stereotypes. Not really ever talking about basketball and the game itself.
ChalkRocker reminded us yesterday to go back to basketball and I attached the latest link on UCSB hoops. Nothing from KU fans. Do you think UCSB will just walk in your gym and hand you a W? Nope. Not gonna happen. This game is set up perfect for UCSB. KU looking ahead to Kentucky and upset city!

The only thing more fun than beating KU in Lawrence will be the excuses you folks come up with afterwards. No congratulations, the better team won. Your excuses will be priceless!!

You can rest your eyes now Phogger, I'm done.

Peace to all.

Stinky
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 12:27 PM

Lower level d-1 schools coming into Lawrence and leaving with a W does not happen often. Don't get your hopes up.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 12:58 PM

Originally Posted By: MICHHAWK
Lower level d-1 schools coming into Lawrence and leaving with a W does not happen often. Don't get your hopes up.

I think the better description of UCSB MBB is a "mid-major" but I don't take offense to your description. I know the history of your program and am certainly aware of Bill Self's win-loss records vs OOC opponents at home. SDSU beat KU in Lawrence earlier this year, why not us too? The great thing about a new season is everyone can get their hopes up. The key is not to be discouraged with tough opponents. Trust me, I'll be able to deal with losing to KU far better than you'll be able to deal with losing to UCSB.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 12:58 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Well I need to stick to my plan and let rover and Astro take care of these clowns. I am done until Nov 14th with this thread...


Like anyone believes you won't be back before the 14th.

Gauchos ready to shock the world!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 01:15 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
I am done until Nov 14th with this thread...
Phogger, we are guests on your message board but a few more weeks. You're welcome to come back and join in on the fun that is college basketball or you can sit on the sidelines. Players are called far worse things on the court by opposing fans than what I've read here.

Suck it up and deal with it or stay on the bench. No wonder Missouri wanted out of the soft Big 12 conference...

Stinky
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 01:16 PM

Seriously, though.

What's going on here?
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 01:25 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
I think the better description of UCSB MBB is a "mid-major" but I don't take offense to your description.


I'm gonna stay with lower level d-1. Considering that prior to your arrival, I could not have named ucsb's mascot if my life depended on it. Phans need to at least know your nickname/mascot to be considered mid major. And it helps if they can name the conference they play in.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 01:32 PM

Originally Posted By: MICHHAWK
I'm gonna stay with lower level d-1. Considering that prior to your arrival, I could not have named ucsb's mascot if my life depended on it. Phans need to at least know your nickname/mascot to be considered mid major. And it helps if they can name the conference they play in.

Did you know SDSU's nickname & conference before you played them earlier this year?
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 01:40 PM

Yes. sdsu is a mid to high mid. ucsb couldn't carry sdsu's jock strap on the mens cbb food chain.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 02:09 PM

Originally Posted By: MICHHAWK
ucsb couldn't carry sdsu's jock strap on the mens cbb food chain.
I don't mean to bring up old wounds and your broken 68 game win streak MICHHAWK, just grasping your knowledge is all. Maybe if you weren't so concerned with the Aztecs jock staps, you might of beat SDSU at home...and that missed late free throw by Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren. I forget off hand which designer plays for you.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 03:13 PM

There once was a man (woman, hermaphrodite?) named Stinky,
Who never did wash his pinky,
He thought he was cool,
instead was a fool,
He thought he was huge,
but was dinky.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/22/14 03:39 PM

Originally Posted By: AlOerter
There once was a man (woman, hermaphrodite?) named Stinky,
Who never did wash his pinky,
He thought he was cool,
instead was a fool,
He thought he was huge,
but was dinky.
Bill "The Fox" Foster had a pub in Santa Monica, CA for many years. The Fox used to travel with his girlfriend to college campuses and do his thing. We had him for a couple events at UCSB in the late 1980's; a really nice guy.

Golf clap for the effort and reminding me of The Fox.
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/23/14 08:18 AM

I don't get it.
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/23/14 09:40 AM

Originally Posted By: DCHawk1
I don't get it.


Maybe you could ask Pho to explain it, I would suggest our good friend Rover but he would probably take 27 posts to do it and you still wouldn't know.
Posted by: redrover

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/23/14 11:49 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: MICHHAWK
ucsb couldn't carry sdsu's jock strap on the mens cbb food chain.
I don't mean to bring up old wounds and your broken 68 game win streak MICHHAWK, just grasping your knowledge is all. Maybe if you weren't so concerned with the Aztecs jock staps, you might of beat SDSU at home...and that missed late free throw by Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren. I forget off hand which designer plays for you.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gaucho!

Your Pal,


Stinky


to have a 68 game winning streak broken you have to have a 68 game win streak. you cant touch this na na na na na, na na, na na, cant touch this hammer time
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/23/14 12:20 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
to have a 68 game winning streak broken you have to have a 68 game win streak. you cant touch this na na na na na, na na, na na, cant touch this hammer time
Maybe if you stopped scheduling California schools you might still have an active streak. I'm looking forward to the battle of undefeated teams November 14th.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Your pal,

Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 01:35 PM

I can't believe KU is honoring Roy Williams! He is right in the middle of the academic fraud scandal going on right now at UNC. He threw his player, Rashad McCants, right under the bus! What a coward. McCants was coming clean telling everyone about the Dummy classes at UNC & Roy called him a liar and questioned his credibility. Thanks Coach!!

Roy left you for UNC, good riddance! Wake up Kansas! When are you guys going to celebrate the EF-5 twister that ripped through the Ruskin Heights neighborhood, killing 44 people and injuring 531? Are you going to make a statute in front of your arena?

Such idiots! I bet the Roy Williams bobble heads will sell almost as strong the Dennis Radar ones! Wow!

Sad...

http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketba...olina-tar-heels
Posted by: redrover

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 01:46 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
When are you guys going to celebrate the EF-5 twister that ripped through the Ruskin Heights neighborhood, killing 44 people and injuring 531? Are you going to make a statute in front of your arena?

Such idiots! I bet the Roy Williams bobble heads will sell almost as strong the Dennis Radar ones! Wow!

Sad...



ha ha you are showing that you are a dummy again. we use doppler radar, not dennis radar, to forecast and track tornados. you are so dumb!

you, the guy that thought thousands of people are born in kansas every day. dummy!
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 01:59 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover

ha ha you are showing that you are a dummy again. we use doppler radar, not dennis radar, to forecast and track tornados. you are so dumb!

you, the guy that thought thousands of people are born in kansas every day. dummy!


Too bad your doppler couldn't find Dennis. I guess the only way serial killers get caught in Kansas is licking stamps!

As Fred Sanford used to say " I ain't no dummy, dummy."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Rader
Posted by: redrover

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 02:05 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: redrover

ha ha you are showing that you are a dummy again. we use doppler radar, not dennis radar, to forecast and track tornados. you are so dumb!

you, the guy that thought thousands of people are born in kansas every day. dummy!


Too bad your doppler couldn't find Dennis. I guess the only way serial killers get caught in Kansas is licking stamps!

As Fred Sanford used to say " I ain't no dummy, dummy."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Rader


oh that would be dennis rader not dennis radar.

radar is a method of detecting distant objects and determining their position, velocity, or other characteristics by analysis of very high frequency radio waves reflected from their surfaces.

they dont teach you much out there do they.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 03:17 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover

oh that would be dennis rader not dennis radar.

radar is a method of detecting distant objects and determining their position, velocity, or other characteristics by analysis of very high frequency radio waves reflected from their surfaces.

they dont teach you much out there do they.
Does this distant detector also go by the name Dennis?
Posted by: redrover

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 03:37 PM

rader


radar


see?

i cant dumb it down any more than that.
Posted by: oldalum

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 04:46 PM

I can't wait until we stomp UCSB. Then maybe this guy will finally go away. Why have we put up with his trash for 120 pages?
Posted by: redrover

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 05:55 PM

ummm... because otherwise this place is boring.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 06:46 PM

Originally Posted By: oldalum
I can't wait until we stomp UCSB. Then maybe this guy will finally go away. Why have we put up with his trash for 120 pages?
How did that stomping at home against San Diego State earlier this year turn out?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 06:57 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
rader


radar


see?

i cant dumb it down any more than that.
There was a Dennis in front of Rader. He isn't my States most recognizable person, he's yours Kansas. Didn't the Dennis in front of Rader give away my misspelling or the dozens of times before this post I've referenced your beloved BTK Killer? What time is Wapner on Red?

Thanks for the laugh Red. I need to get better prepped for my trip in three weeks.
Posted by: redrover

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 07:00 PM

even though you are not too bright and a little bit mean you are a breath of air around here stinkbait.

a know another guy who is just like you, who doesnt know much about whether tracking or kansas serial killers. he is your dopplerganger.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 07:06 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
even though you are not too bright and a little bit mean you are a breath of air around here stinkbait.

a know another guy who is just like you, who doesnt know much about whether tracking or kansas serial killers. he is your dopplerganger.

You remind me of someone too Red. The tow truck, Mater, in that Disney Cars movie.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Stinky leaving? - 10/23/14 10:23 PM

I thought Stinky was leaving.
Posted by: Gauchofreg

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/23/14 11:06 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
even though you are not too bright and a little bit mean you are a breath of air around here stinkbait.

a know another guy who is just like you, who doesnt know much about whether tracking or kansas serial killers. he is your dopplerganger.



Well played with the pun there Red. You know, in planning for my upcoming trip I've actually heard some nice things about KC midwestern cuisine. Good thing I'm not a vegetarian because that would be a missed-steak.
Posted by: ChalkRocker

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/24/14 11:21 AM

I wish everyone would try to get along.

Pun-duels are a good start.
Posted by: redrover

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/24/14 12:28 PM

freg copied my foyer into puns so that makes him repunzel.
Posted by: redrover

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/24/14 12:30 PM

i am very good looking and the santa barbara guys feel bad about insulting me so we are handsome and regretel.

ha

i am pretty good at this.
Posted by: gauchosean

Pun-tastic - 10/24/14 01:01 PM

Originally Posted By: redrover
i am very good looking and the santa barbara guys feel bad about insulting me so we are handsome and regretel.

ha

i am pretty good at this.


Red, you rock the board but everyone around here seems to take you for granite!
Posted by: gauchosean

Re: Stinky leaving? - 10/24/14 01:02 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
I thought Stinky was leaving.


Chief is not going anywhere, it was Phogusher who abandoned the board.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/24/14 04:12 PM

Sorry guys, lots of stuff going on but since I started this thread I'll stick thru until the end. Just remember the posters that came here with predictions before the game. I figure this board is a good sampling of what Lawrence will be like in three weeks. Boring before Gauchos arrive, fun and raging when we're around, and back to boring when we leave.

Are all Big 12 Message Boards this docile? It's like a ghost town around here, seriously. I've been to a couple fan message boards over the years and this by far is the most boring. I think it's time you remove Phogger as your leader. They need to rename the Big 12 Conference, I'd go with Texas and Company.Texas + others. It must suck to have to be on your knees all the time to those guys, right? We had a Texas school once in our conference and we threw them out (N. Texas). If Texas goes Pac 12 or Big 10, you guys are SOL. The Big West needs another school. I guess you could beg us to join our conference. I'll throw in a good word for you. We have a few things in common, we both don't play Div. I football. We both have undefeated basketball teams. You guys have lots of tornados, we drinks lots of hurricanes. Do you guys ever get liquored up and just borrow someones tractor to get home? We do that a lot with bikes.

Three weeks to go. Get ready Lawrence, we'll be in town soon.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/24/14 04:17 PM

it is true that this is the most boring ku message board out there, but it is a great chance for me to be leader of the pack. big fish small pond etc etc etc. if you want exciting try phog.net kusports.net or shiver.com. they may be more clever smarter and know more than us but we could drink those sorry ass losers under the table i guarantee it.
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/24/14 05:23 PM

And we could whip them behind any 7-11.
Posted by: redrover

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/24/14 05:30 PM

we would be outnumbered.
Posted by: AlOerter

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/24/14 05:34 PM

Outnumbered but not out-toughed.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Hey Guys!! - 10/24/14 06:32 PM

Originally Posted By: AlOerter
Outnumbered but not out-toughed.
You'll definitely be outsmarted.

Stinky
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/24/14 09:32 PM

Stinky,
Are you a betting man?
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/24/14 09:39 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Stinky,
Are you a betting man?
Yes, I gamble lonestar. Yes, I will be betting our game but knowing that UCSB will be a significant underdog I'll be wagering where I am most rewarded for the risk. I won't be making any straight up bets with KU fans. I will probably wager a beer or two paying off after the game against the current point spread . Credit risks with wagering unqualified internet guys, right? All about managing risk.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/24/14 09:41 PM

I am open to a Panda Express Gift Card
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/24/14 09:46 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
I am open to a Panda Express Gift Card
Nice research Lonestar!
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/24/14 09:48 PM

I am sorry that I called you a Methzoo troll. I should have been nicer.
Posted by: Maximus

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/25/14 09:52 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Stinky,
Are you a betting man?
Yes, I gamble lonestar. Yes, I will be betting our game but knowing that UCSB will be a significant underdog I'll be wagering where I am most rewarded for the risk. I won't be making any straight up bets with KU fans. I will probably wager a beer or two paying off after the game against the current point spread . Credit risks with wagering unqualified internet guys, right? All about managing risk.


Most KU Football fans continue to have positive expectations about the football program. I think you might be missing an opportunity for certainty.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/25/14 09:56 AM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
I am sorry that I called you a Methzoo troll. I should have been nicer.
We're good Lonestar. I didn't even know Methzoo=Missouri until about a month on this board.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/25/14 10:00 AM

Oh brother...that's all I got. Now carry on fellas.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/25/14 03:01 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Oh brother...that's all I got. Now carry on fellas.

Glad you're ok Phogger; we were all worried about you. You hadn't posted in a few hours and we thought something happened to you. I thought a tornado had done you in but didn't hear of any in your area so I just prayed. Thankfully the Lord doesn't have plans for you quiet yet. I'd hate for you to miss the UCSB upset at Kansas next month.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/25/14 04:37 PM

And when you say the UCSB upset, you mean that the Shortpants will cover the 38 points. You said in an earlier post that you wouldn't bet on 38 point dog straight up even for a Panda Express Gift Card. You must think that Kansas will only win by 20 or 30 but not 38.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/25/14 04:56 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger


1. Richard Ramirez

2. Juan Corona

3. Angelo Buono

4. Ken Bianchi

5. Charles Manson

6. Zodiac killer

7. William Bonin


Finally a decent Kansas rebuttal. Well played Astro.
Well, I am debating an idiot.

It's not that tough, Yeastie. See if you can't find someone stupider than you and give it a try.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/25/14 04:59 PM

Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
He can google with the best of them.

I would think Seattle is the capitol for serial killers though
"Capital".

Geez.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/25/14 05:01 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: 1985hawk
He can google with the best of them.
We had a player, Carrick DeHart, that was offered by Kansas and he verbally committed but changed his mind and went to UCSB instead.
Never heard of him. I hope he enjoyed the NIT.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/25/14 05:04 PM

GauchoSmeg will be along in a bit and you, Smeg and Yeasty can relive the good ol' frat days with a daisy chain! laugh
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/25/14 05:06 PM

Originally Posted By: DCHawk1
Seriously, though.

What's going on here?
Kansas annexed Oklahoma.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/25/14 05:09 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: AlOerter
There once was a man (woman, hermaphrodite?) named Stinky,
Who never did wash his pinky,
He thought he was cool,
instead was a fool,
He thought he was huge,
but was dinky.
Bill "The Fox" Foster had a pub in Santa Monica, CA for many years. The Fox used to travel with his girlfriend to college campuses and do his thing. We had him for a couple events at UCSB in the late 1980's; a really nice guy.

Golf clap for the effort and reminding me of The Fox.
You couldn't get Ted Owens?
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: I've figured out the KU anger issues! - 10/25/14 05:17 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: AlOerter
There once was a man (woman, hermaphrodite?) named Stinky,
Who never did wash his pinky,
He thought he was cool,
instead was a fool,
He thought he was huge,
but was dinky.

Golf clap
I weesh your mujer geeve me only the golf clap, Señor!

Es muy tragico!

Su jardinero, Juan
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: ROY WILLIAMS IS A COWARD! SHAME ON KU! - 10/25/14 05:20 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
When are you guys going to celebrate the EF-5 twister that ripped through the Ruskin Heights neighborhood, killing 44 people and injuring 531?


My God! I would have thought that after the "McVeigh blew up a Kansas courthouse" debacle Law Firm Daddy would have hired a geography tutor for you.

US News currently has USCB ahead of Cappella but behind Phoenix.
Posted by: Astronaut

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/25/14 05:26 PM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
I am sorry that I called you a Methzoo troll. I should have been nicer.
It's too late for your lame apology.

YT, MethZoo.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/25/14 07:05 PM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Oh brother...that's all I got. Now carry on fellas.

Glad you're ok Phogger; we were all worried about you. You hadn't posted in a few hours and we thought something happened to you. I thought a tornado had done you in but didn't hear of any in your area so I just prayed. Thankfully the Lord doesn't have plans for you quiet yet. I'd hate for you to miss the UCSB upset at Kansas next month.



You mean you don't want the Lord to be noisy...posting quiet yet instead of quite yet....you are one dumb mofo...now is that better...or should I posted mufoo....lol...will someone put stinky out of his misery....I don't want it to have to wait until some Kansas men to do it, I am sure he is an embarrassment to Cali people...if that's even possible...
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/25/14 07:59 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Oh brother...that's all I got. Now carry on fellas.

Glad you're ok Phogger; we were all worried about you. You hadn't posted in a few hours and we thought something happened to you. I thought a tornado had done you in but didn't hear of any in your area so I just prayed. Thankfully the Lord doesn't have plans for you quiet yet. I'd hate for you to miss the UCSB upset at Kansas next month.



You mean you don't want the Lord to be noisy...posting quiet yet instead of quite yet....you are one dumb mofo...now is that better...or should I posted mufoo....lol...will someone put stinky out of his misery....I don't want it to have to wait until some Kansas men to do it, I am sure he is an embarrassment to Cali people...if that's even possible...

Just send your football team after me, I'll certainly remain untouched.

You'll hear me loud and often in Lawrence. I'll be the guy not chasing the tornado!!
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/26/14 08:42 AM

You know and I know no smart as-s comments will come out of your mouth when you are in Lawrence. You are a coward and will show your true colors when not protected by the safety of being behind a computer keyboard on the interweb.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

GAUCHO FOOTBALL: UNDEFEATED SINCE 1992 - 10/26/14 01:20 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
You know and I know no smart as-s comments will come out of your mouth when you are in Lawrence. You are a coward and will show your true colors when not protected by the safety of being behind a computer keyboard on the interweb.
I'm gonna leave my computer at home, it's afraid of tornados. I'm not going to run around looking for a fight, I'm just gonna be myself which can be dangerous at times. I'm a fun, friendly guy Phogger. It's a three day vacation. I did go on ebay last night looking for TCU Football gear. Ugly purple. I like that black and gold of Missouri, that's where I'm leaning on gear for Saturday night. I'm gonna wear my UCSB Football: Undefeated since 1992 T-shirt in the day but I might get cold at night.

Peace to all.


Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

GAUCHO FOOTBALL: UNDEFEATED SINCE 1992 - 10/26/14 05:43 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
I am sorry that I called you a Methzoo troll. I should have been nicer.
It's too late for your lame apology.

YT, MethZoo.
I found Lonestar's apology sincere but unnecessary. It's just a message board, no feelings hurt on my end but I respected the gesture. Oh Astro, you try and be so macho and tough. Your posts reek of insecurity and low self esteem, I bet a therapist could do wonders for you.

Peace to all.

Sand, Cerveza, Gauchos!

Your Pal,


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: GAUCHO FOOTBALL: UNDEFEATED SINCE 1992 - 10/26/14 06:12 PM

Astro is very wealthy, very well connected and very successful. 3 things stinky is not, I tried to warn you not to cross him stinky. But I was my hands of the stink. What happens...happens, you most likely wont see it coming....well like those tornadoes you are so fond of...lol.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: GAUCHO FOOTBALL: UNDEFEATED SINCE 1992 - 10/26/14 07:04 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Astro is very wealthy, very well connected and very successful. 3 things stinky is not, I tried to warn you not to cross him stinky. But I was my hands of the stink. What happens...happens, you most likely wont see it coming....well like those tornadoes you are so fond of...lol.
Astro can throw me 500 feet in the air and two Counties over? Wow! When he walks down the street, do the tornado sirens go off? Everyone is a successful billionaire on message boards, right? I'm glad Astro has work and since he lets you sleep in his shed you have his back. Very Kansas of you. Astro, the most interesting man in...Lawrence. Classic!

Peace to All, even you Mater.

Stinky
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

KU Honoring Roy Williams at Fog Allen - 10/26/14 07:17 PM

You should be embarrassed KU fan. What a sham Roy is. 60 great years but Roy deserves as many accolades as OJ Simpson at a USC Football gathering. Roy is a liar, just like Roger Goodell. Both are bad for sports. Shame on you KU, I thought you were better than that.
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/26/14 09:30 PM

Originally Posted By: Astronaut
Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
I am sorry that I called you a Methzoo troll. I should have been nicer.
It's too late for your lame apology.

YT, MethZoo.


Step back Astro. You are off-base here. I thought Stinky was a Methzoo Troll. I researched his posts on UCSB board. He is an UCSB Troll. But when I am wrong and call someone a Methzoo fan when they are not, I admit when I am wrong. I don't do lame apologies.
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/26/14 11:00 PM

No I think stinky is a legit UCSB fool. Only high quality Cali weed could have caused the damage stinky has done to his noggin....Nomesayin....

If he was wise he would quit antagonizing Astro. But then again there is the problem, Stinky is not wise...not even close.....
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/26/14 11:38 PM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
If he was wise he would quit antagonizing Astro.
I'm not afraid of Buzz Lightyear and you can tell him that. Tell him to bring his friends Lotso, Slinky, Andy, and Hamm. We'll meet at the statue right after the game.

Peace to all!

Sand, Cerveza, and to infinity and beyond!

Your pal,


Stinky
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: Money on wood, looks good.... - 10/27/14 12:13 AM

Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
If he was wise he would quit antagonizing Astro.
I'm not afraid of Buzz Lightyear and you can tell him that. Tell him to bring his friends Lotso, Slinky, Andy, and Hamm. We'll meet at the statue right after the game.

Peace to all!

Sand, Cerveza, and to infinity and beyond!

Your pal,


Stinky


Do you think that is wise, CSF? No-one should get their ass kicked twice in one day. Maybe the better plan is to meet the day after the game. Friday - the Shortpants take their beating on the court. I am hoping that you are right that UCSB only get beat by 30-35 points or so. Hopefully, the Shortpants cover on the 38 point betting line, so you can collect on all your Panda Express gift cards bets. Then the next day, you could meet Astro at the statue. Pace yourself. Just a thought.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

UCSB vs. Kansas: A Battle of unbeatens! - 10/27/14 08:35 AM

Originally Posted By: lonestarjayhawk
Originally Posted By: chiefstinkyfinger
Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
If he was wise he would quit antagonizing Astro.
I'm not afraid of Buzz Lightyear and you can tell him that. Tell him to bring his friends Lotso, Slinky, Andy, and Hamm. We'll meet at the statue right after the game.

Peace to all!

Sand, Cerveza, and to infinity and beyond!

Your pal,


Stinky


Do you think that is wise, CSF? No-one should get their ass kicked twice in one day. Maybe the better plan is to meet the day after the game. Friday - the Shortpants take their beating on the court. I am hoping that you are right that UCSB only get beat by 30-35 points or so. Hopefully, the Shortpants cover on the 38 point betting line, so you can collect on all your Panda Express gift cards bets. Then the next day, you could meet Astro at the statue. Pace yourself. Just a thought.
I always appreciate your wisdom Lonestar. I find all these physical threats by Mater and Buzz Lightyear funny and sad. I saw this post from Deadspin over the weekend where two guys in a fantasy football league fought to resolve some fake football issue. I'm not sure what part of Kansas they were from. Sad because you take a message board so serious. Sorry if a few jokes about Kansas sting. I'm just saying what the other states are thinking. Violence is never the answer. I still forgive you Mater & Buzz.

Have fun tonight honoring Roy Williams, what a class act. Covering up academic fraud, throwing former players under the bus. What a fraud.

Peace to all.


Stinky
Posted by: PHOGUSHER

Re: UCSB vs. Kansas: A Battle of unbeatens! - 10/27/14 10:09 AM

Once again Stinky gets his info from Deadspin...that's all we need to know about that goofus. No one is threatening you stinky, not worth the effort. Like your bball team you are a slight annoyance like a gnat. Around here we just swat and squash em. Just like we will to your team.

You got to be a kid, all the kid movies you reference. Astro has actually worked for NASA and hence his username. So in that genre its T- 18 days until your team's beatdown in the cathedral of all college bball..Allen Field House. Basketball heaven on earth, I tell ya what.
Posted by: chiefstinkyfinger

Re: UCSB vs. Kansas: A Battle of unbeatens! - 10/27/14 10:18 AM

Originally Posted By: PHOGUSHER
Astro has actually worked for NASA and hence his username.
I think the joke is on Buzz Lightyear, I mean he still has to get back from space.

Sorry about the youthful references, I'll work on dropping more I Love Lucy and Honeymooners stuff for you Mater. Stop threatening me Astro or I'll send you to the moon...oops, you're already there.

Peace to all.


Stinky
Posted by: redrover

Re: UCSB vs. Kansas: A Battle of unbeatens! - 10/27/14 10:50 AM

i have never threatened you stinky. all beat downs were just intellectual and verbal ass wuppins.

i am pretty successful in my field. maybe not as successful as some of our board people. its true astronaut wokred for nasa on the space shuttle program before it was disbanded. i think he still consults for nasa's space plane program and has met stephen hawkling. do they have aerospace engineering as a major at partytown u?
Posted by: lonestarjayhawk

Re: UCSB vs. Kansas: A Battle of unbeatens! - 10/27/14 12:47 PM

Stinky said 'Violence is never the answer.'

CSF,
I am not promoting violence here but I will say that kickin' someone ass is usually the fastest way to shut someone up. But, I don't believe that is a Kansas-only rule. I have seen it in Texas. Might not happen at East Beach but it happens in California too. Again, just sayin', not advocatin'.
Posted by: redrover

Re: UCSB vs. Kansas: A Battle of unbeatens! - 10/27/14