April Doucheness

Posted by: jayhawklaw

April Doucheness - 04/07/09 02:54 PM

Now that March Madness is over, we proceed to what could be an even more celebrated frenzy--April Doucheness. I have put together a 65 Douchebag bracket--weighted according to the order people were drafted in the Douche Draft.

There is really no fair way to determine the all-time douche of KuSports.com, but the best way I can imagine is by vote. Therefore, as of now, I am opening up the voting for the Play-In Douche Off. At some point this week, I will post to this thread 32 polls, and we will all have a say who moves on to the second round.

The polls will be open for a pre-determined amount of time, probably 24 hours. I will create a new poll after that to determine who has made the Stinky 16. This process will continue through the Evil 8, Phucker 4, and the KUSports Douche-Off--the winner of which will be crowned the Biggest Douche ever to post on this site. Best of luck.

For now, I can announce that the Play-In Douche Off will be between Hawklin and georgiahawk. The winner will face the overall #1 seed of the tournament, JHK.

I will also announce at this time that the four #1 seeds are JHK, Sensei, WDNC2008, and Geezer.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 03:09 PM

What's my seed again?
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 03:18 PM

As I was not even selected in the docuhe draft, I am boycotting this thread. That's bread off my table, people.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 03:20 PM

I've not announced the seeds, but just to foment some interest, here they are:

#1 JHK, Sensei, WDNC2008, and Geezer
#2 77342U, Captain Trich, Pantsfiddler, Tuff Tiger
#3 JDavis, Spacey, hasbeen, LarryB
#4 Portnoy2, RManFlint, DaleTGribble, WaHawk04
#5 shades, LisaT, jaynieskitchen, Leawood
#6 The_Source, Morgansraider, rgreene, iowaboy
#7 gquinn225, 5DecadeHawk, seanr9ne, TheRealCoachK
#8 ChicagoHawk, madcapper, pomeranian, That1
#9 PHOGUSHER, HeyCobo, DCHawk1, MICHHAWK
#10 KuFan1994, Tubby, purplelaw, minhin
#11 Brando, tmcats, Psychhawk, sevenyearhawk
#12 HunterThompson, KU87, dbackbone, jayhawklaw
#13 FIGHTINGILLINI, kued, quantumleap, UnburntOrange
#14 KuJerseyGirl, blackmild33, yovoy, NotAPuke
#15 noncongenius, outbreakorn, Buddy, TaylorMade427
#16 georgiahawk, Hawklin, Defixione, Hawk61, Slefferd
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 03:23 PM

The NIT is loaded with douche.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 03:24 PM

RMan as a #4 seed? What kind of jacked-up committee put this together?

I'm going to Vegas with that one.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 03:25 PM

Looks like the draft order.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 03:26 PM

Tournament is a scam. Everyone know the #1 overall douche is hasbeen. Followed closely by Jayhawklaw.

Also, blackmild should be a Top 4 seed easily.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 03:33 PM

The draft picks were made at an earlier era of douchedom. Some people have increased their stock, others have been quiet.

That is why it is most fair to put it up to a vote. There may be some serious upsets in terms of seeding.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 03:34 PM


Fair enough, I forgot about the 'draft'
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 03:35 PM

These ARE actual draft picks as I remember...
Come on Wiscy... you can play with us. I thought you were picked for Shirley's team, but I don't see it, it was like 42nd or something.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 03:40 PM

5th seed, what bs
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 04:07 PM

I think jayhawklaw is vastly underrated as a 12 seed. I see a major upset coming.
Posted by: BigTamale

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 04:09 PM

Dang, I didn't even get into the play in Game... Looks like the NIT or CBI for me...
Posted by: JFish26

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 04:11 PM

Quote:

The NIT is loaded with douche.




Myself included. How I was never selected is beyond me.
Posted by: seanr9ne

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 04:11 PM

People know me?
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 04:12 PM

Quote:

I think jayhawklaw is vastly underrated as a 12 seed. I see a major upset coming.




I could be this year's Arizona and sneak by a few people.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 04:16 PM

The 12 seeds are very strong. Hunter? Dbackbone started the where do we post notes to Self thread.

Spacey at 3? Good luck whoever is in his bracket.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 04:17 PM

I thought SanDiegoHawk or something like that started the posting advice to Self thread.

edit--was jayhawker97

http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?...e=0&fpart=1
Posted by: seanr9ne

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 04:19 PM

Quote:

I thought SanDiegoHawk or something like that started the posting advice to Self thread.




The only thing I do is make Lisa aware of that wreck between her legs...I should get a friggin medal.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 04:59 PM

I'm am glad that I am not part of the douche tournament - maybe I can be the crybaby loser (Kentucky) who didn't make it this year.

Actually, I try to be supportive, funny, and a friendly ear on the boards. Except LisaT thinks I hate her guts for some unknown reason. maybe she'll PM me some proof or something.

Only other douche I could think of was JesusWasBlack - only user I ever ignored.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 05:08 PM

That was a while ago, the draft that is.
Law at that time was still mostly pretty pure.
I had Sensei, Quinn, Hunter, CWK, and JesuswasBlack as my starting 5. Think 76 Indiana.
And I had a caterer, 99, a fluffer, 96, and Jhwk was the bartender.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 05:10 PM

Times have changed. If I didn't know better I would have thought today was National be a douche day and that there was a competition on the boards. Well tomorrow is a new day. I hope people's menstral discharges subside by then.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 05:12 PM

Quote:

That was a while ago, the draft that is.
Law at that time was still mostly pretty pure.
I had Sensei, Quinn, Hunter, CWK, and JesuswasBlack as my starting 5. Think 76 Indiana.
And I had a caterer, 99, a fluffer, 96, and Jhwk was the bartender.





That roster could make a run at 40 wins.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 05:12 PM

Not sure why I didnt make the tournement. Maybe is because I already jumped to the NDA
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 05:12 PM

Cast of characters has turned over a bit lately Gutman.
You BTW are going to be a tough out in this tourney.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 05:16 PM

Quote:

Cast of characters has turned over a bit lately Gutman.
You BTW are going to be a tough out in this tourney.




Good thing I wasn't in a bad mood today or else you would have people bitching that I held on to the National Championship douche trophy for too long a period of time.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 05:22 PM

Quote:

Quote:

That was a while ago, the draft that is.
Law at that time was still mostly pretty pure.
I had Sensei, Quinn, Hunter, CWK, and JesuswasBlack as my starting 5. Think 76 Indiana.
And I had a caterer, 99, a fluffer, 96, and Jhwk was the bartender.





That roster could make a run at 40 wins.




That was before you hit your stride Wa.
You are the odds on favorite to win it all.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 05:36 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

That was a while ago, the draft that is.
Law at that time was still mostly pretty pure.
I had Sensei, Quinn, Hunter, CWK, and JesuswasBlack as my starting 5. Think 76 Indiana.
And I had a caterer, 99, a fluffer, 96, and Jhwk was the bartender.





That roster could make a run at 40 wins.




That was before you hit your stride Wa.
You are the odds on favorite to win it all.





Only in your delusion mind.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 05:49 PM

LOL
Thanks for proving the point.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 05:51 PM

Quote:

LOL
Thanks for proving the point.





LOL

Thanks for proving the point.

See I can do this too. Sorry your feelings got hurt earlier today.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 05:59 PM

Great sig BTW.
I don't remember you pissing me off today.
You referring to the Jayhawklaw, member of the butter cream gang business
Posted by: njthomas

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 06:04 PM

No SevenYearHawk? I'm disappointed.

Also, a competition between Leawood and JayhawkLaw will be one for the ages.

edit: Found him. Sorry, didn't look far enough down.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 06:15 PM

>>No SevenYearHawk? I'm disappointed. <<

The Aztec God of Douche didn't make it?
I told you the NIT was tough.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 07:46 PM

Sevenyear is an 11.
I'll have something up soon where we can preview the picks a little better and we can see the results in one central location in a bracket format.
Just need to hear back from Law.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 07:50 PM

No B of H? Something is definitely wrong with that. We need to get B of H in there ASAP as a decent seed.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 08:01 PM

Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 08:04 PM

pwhittemore. I was going to be pissed at your brackets for having me lose in the 1st round, but then I saw who 'upset' me. Good call, sir. Good call.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 10:27 PM

I got snubbed. I am the San Diego St. of this tournament. With my youth and lack of a ceiling for douchery, I should have made the field on potential alone.
Posted by: seanr9ne

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 10:44 PM

who the phuck is purplelaw?
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 10:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

That was a while ago, the draft that is.
Law at that time was still mostly pretty pure.
I had Sensei, Quinn, Hunter, CWK, and JesuswasBlack as my starting 5. Think 76 Indiana.
And I had a caterer, 99, a fluffer, 96, and Jhwk was the bartender.





That roster could make a run at 40 wins.




That was before you hit your stride Wa.
You are the odds on favorite to win it all.





Only in your delusion mind.




The problem with WaHawk is that he's all offense and no defense.
Posted by: ColdWarKid

Re: April Doucheness - 04/07/09 11:49 PM

Wow, I didn't even make the cut, eh? I haven't been spending enough time here lately. Or I've been spending just enough time. I'm going with the latter.
Posted by: sensei

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:42 AM

I lost to Lisa. LOL that is awesome.

suck it, b!tch. Youre a bigger douche than me.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 05:01 AM

i am leaving town for a good part of the day and will leave posting of the polls to pwhitt. until I return, he is the pro-tem Douche Myles Brand. enjoy everybody!
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 07:43 AM

Quote:






That's SWEET! I made it to the championship only to get upset by Spacey. I feel like Roy Williams on the KU sidelines. Maybe I will have to go on the Carolina boards and see if I can win the championship on there.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:00 AM

Quote:

I lost to Lisa. LOL that is awesome.

suck it, b!tch. Youre a bigger douche than me.




I Demand a recount.....no way I am a bigger douche than Sensei...no way.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:02 AM

I voted twice. You miss LisaT are a douche and Dr. Pepper may have also voted twice.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:56 AM

Quote:

RMan as a #4 seed? What kind of jacked-up committee put this together?


I did win the post-season tourney, after all.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 09:09 AM

still not a douche
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 09:48 AM

OK. To clarify that posting of the image was just my example of what I would have voted. Lisa, you only made it to the championship of your region, my final four was JDavis, Larry, RGreene and Spacey. I have something set up where you can mess around with the brackets BUT its NOT recording your results...its just to help you figure out the future matchups.

What I guess we'll do is vote on those matchups one at a time and then i'll post the results on a static page you can't interact with. It looks as if georgiahawk won the playoff to get the 16 seed so i'll adjust that on the board.

In the meantime, check out the douche tourney yourself. CLICK on the bracket seeds and fill your own out for fun.

www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket.html
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 09:50 AM

My potential second round matchup with 77....I'm calling shenanigans...isn't he like a 14th year senior?
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 09:53 AM

pwhitt - Fantastic work! Your 3-14 matchups are outstanding. You sir are NOT a douche.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 09:55 AM

Nice bracket pwhittemore, but where's the play-in game? My only hope was the play-in game.

Sigh.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 09:56 AM

Quote:

OK. To clarify that posting of the image was just my example of what I would have voted. Lisa, you only made it to the championship of your region, my final four was JDavis, Larry, RGreene and Spacey. I have something set up where you can mess around with the brackets BUT its NOT recording your results...its just to help you figure out the future matchups.

What I guess we'll do is vote on those matchups one at a time and then i'll post the results on a static page you can't interact with. It looks as if georgiahawk won the playoff to get the 16 seed so i'll adjust that on the board.

In the meantime, check out the douche tourney yourself:

www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket.html




You sir are on my list Voted me over Sssssssensei...pishaw
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 09:57 AM

Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 09:58 AM

OK. I made the adjustment and took out Hawklin. (That was the playoff game Wiscy) I also adjusted a obviously weighted and lowered seed in jayhawklaw...but beyond that his seeds apply and are up right now to look at. I guess we need to vote on the first matchup in the East region.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 10:00 AM

Quote:

Quote:

OK. To clarify that posting of the image was just my example of what I would have voted. Lisa, you only made it to the championship of your region, my final four was JDavis, Larry, RGreene and Spacey. I have something set up where you can mess around with the brackets BUT its NOT recording your results...its just to help you figure out the future matchups.

What I guess we'll do is vote on those matchups one at a time and then i'll post the results on a static page you can't interact with. It looks as if georgiahawk won the playoff to get the 16 seed so i'll adjust that on the board.

In the meantime, check out the douche tourney yourself:

www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket.html




You sir are on my list Voted me over Sssssssensei...pishaw




I enjoy Sensei's antics sometimes. Yours I don't enjoy as much.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 10:01 AM

While my man Sensei is the Babe Ruth of Douche, Slefford is the reason Greene banned him.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 10:05 AM

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I enjoy Sensei's antics sometimes. Yours I don't enjoy as much.




3 personal attacks in a week, good thing I don't give a chit.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 10:14 AM

I'm sorry Lisa. You don't have to vote for yourself to go that far.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 10:36 AM

Still confused how I didn't even get drafted in that whole thing. I guess the people I'm an asshat to are generally new folks on the basketball board that don't come this way.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 10:41 AM

Good gawd Fish, here is a tissue
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 10:52 AM

If it makes you feel better, I think you're an ass hat.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 10:57 AM

Wiscy knows asshats.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 10:58 AM

Quote:

Wiscy knows asshats.




I thought you guys were well aquainted.
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 11:07 AM

giggle
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 11:08 AM

Quote:

Quote:
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Wiscy knows asshats.


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I thought you guys were well aquainted.





Well played, Lisa.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 11:09 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Wiscy knows asshats.




I thought you guys were well aquainted.




You jonesing the Friday Sensei fights?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 11:11 AM


You jonesing the Friday Sensei fights?




Na, don't really miss him. Usually it was Monday a.m.

P.S. I do miss B_of_H
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 11:27 AM

Quote:


You jonesing the Friday Sensei fights?




Na, don't really miss him. Usually it was Monday a.m.

P.S. I do miss B_of_H




+1
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 11:43 AM

Aren't there usually multiple "games" on during the tournament?

Let's [censored] go already...

at this rate I will be dead, sensei and LisaT will fight over who can piss further up the rope and Godwins Law for this thread becomes 1 before its over.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 11:49 AM

It's JLaw's thing. When he comes back he may post multiple polls. But not everybody is on here 24/7 so some people probably haven't even seen todays vote. Looks like Sensei won't be the first douche in history to lose to a 16.
Posted by: JayhawkGirl

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 11:52 AM

Seriously, what happened to B_of_H?? I thought he was a really big douche!!
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 11:53 AM

He must have gotten flushed.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 12:04 PM

He takes his tronz to the far corners of the interwebz.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 12:22 PM

Quote:

OK. I made the adjustment and took out Hawklin. (That was the playoff game Wiscy) I also adjusted a obviously weighted and lowered seed in jayhawklaw...but beyond that his seeds apply and are up right now to look at. I guess we need to vote on the first matchup in the East region.




jayhawklaw is still vastly underrated. He should be at minimum a 3 seed.

You have to look at his most recent body of work (since the douche draft) to really appreciate his douchness.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 12:32 PM

Mr_Woodcock was a douche move of significants.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 12:36 PM

pwhitt-- post the polls for round one. i am out of commission for the day.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:05 PM

OK. I guess I have the go for the entire first round. I'm going to keep them open though for a few days rather than just one day. One moment please.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:10 PM

East Region (sans Sensei and Slefford) Round One:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:20 PM

West Region
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:24 PM

Midwest Region:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:28 PM

South region:
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:30 PM

Michhawk ran into a tough opponent in the first. I'd say that is the worst 7-10 seeding ever. Those two probably shouldn't have met up before the elite 8.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:30 PM

Quote:


jayhawklaw is still vastly underrated. He should be at minimum a 3 seed.

You have to look at his most recent body of work (since the douche draft) to really appreciate his douchness.




Well since he was a 12 I couldn't move him up too far. I think he's in a good spot at the moment. Off to the races everyone. We should see the results on Saturday.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:31 PM

Yea. MICHHAWK is a major douche. Blame it on the draft.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:46 PM

Somewhat shocking early returns. In the East Blackmild beating Spacey and 5 decade crushing Tubby. In the West I feel JDavis and Jersey should be a lot closer. The Midwest seems to be going along as expected. Now the south is baffling. I knew That1 was a steal for me and I don't care what anyone else thinks, he may be 6th man of the year. Minhin beating Leawood makes no sense. As far as Unburnt leading me at this point - Mr. Hand just called and wanted to know if all of you kids are on dope?
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:48 PM

Is that proper, influencing the outcome by posting mid-first half scores?
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:51 PM

Quote:

Somewhat shocking early returns. In the East Blackmild beating Spacey and 5 decade crushing Tubby. In the West I feel JDavis and Jersey should be a lot closer. The Midwest seems to be going along as expected. Now the south is baffling. I knew That1 was a steal for me and I don't care what anyone else thinks, he may be 6th man of the year. Minhin beating Leawood makes no sense. As far as Unburnt leading me at this point - Mr. Hand just called and wanted to know if all of you kids are on dope?





I voted for Unburnt. Sorry gutter, I just don't think you are that big of a douche. A douche sure, but a title contending douche? I think you need another off season of work to get to that level.

Oh and don't get your hopes up about that1, the BCG will show up in full force to ensure I move on. I'm that important.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:53 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Somewhat shocking early returns. In the East Blackmild beating Spacey and 5 decade crushing Tubby. In the West I feel JDavis and Jersey should be a lot closer. The Midwest seems to be going along as expected. Now the south is baffling. I knew That1 was a steal for me and I don't care what anyone else thinks, he may be 6th man of the year. Minhin beating Leawood makes no sense. As far as Unburnt leading me at this point - Mr. Hand just called and wanted to know if all of you kids are on dope?





I voted for Unburnt. Sorry gutter, I just don't think you are that big of a douche. A douche sure, but a title contending douche? I think you need another off season of work to get to that level.




I voted for That1. I feel the same way about you as you feel about me. Maybe at the end of this season we will preseason 1 & 2 in the rankings for next season.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:54 PM

WaHawk04 is a HUGE douche
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:56 PM

I sure hope Xthavea Henry likes my avatar and decides to come to KU because of it. I think it will be sweet when he has his press conference and announces he is coming to KU because of LarryB's Xthavatar.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:57 PM

Quote:


I voted for That1. I feel the same way about you as you feel about me. Maybe at the end of this season we will preseason 1 & 2 in the rankings for next season.




Only if we can somehow channel Tyler Hansbrough's intensity and effort.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:58 PM

Do people realize that Spacey is now max4? I don't see how that is even a contest there. I know blackmild33 can't spell but is he really that big a douche?
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 01:58 PM

Quote:

WaHawk04 is a HUGE douche





Please use


Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:03 PM

Hey Leawood, if we vote for each other... our vote doesn't count...?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:06 PM

Quote:

Do people realize that Spacey is now max4? I don't see how that is even a contest there. I know blackmild33 can't spell but is he really that big a douche?




Agreed, I don't think people realize he is one in the same
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:10 PM

The Midwest is by far the toughest region. Who ever gets to the Final Four will have earned it.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:15 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Do people realize that Spacey is now max4? I don't see how that is even a contest there. I know blackmild33 can't spell but is he really that big a douche?




Agreed, I don't think people realize he is one in the same




There is a difference between Douche and a bitter, racist, azzhole
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:18 PM

How old is spacey? I picture him at about 105
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:21 PM

Some major upsets potentially happening:

Potential First round flame-outs by some regular season heavyweights:

Spacey
MICH
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:22 PM

Quote:

How old is spacey? I picture him at about 105




How old are you? The problem with you is that your avatar makes people picture you as a freaking hot piece of fairly young ass. Those in the know realize you are a 64 year old man with a 13 year old roomate.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:22 PM

He's something like 6 foot 5 and 260 lbs, I know that. And he knows people. So watch it.
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:26 PM

Quote:

Quote:

How old is spacey? I picture him at about 105




How old are you? The problem with you is that your avatar makes people picture you as a freaking hot piece of fairly young ass. Those in the know realize you are a 64 year old man with a 13 year old roomate.




Gutter, you gotz the first round won...

Chill, let the air out of the ball.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:30 PM

Quote:

Quote:

How old is spacey? I picture him at about 105




How old are you? The problem with you is that your avatar makes people picture you as a freaking hot piece of fairly young ass. Those in the know realize you are a 64 year old man with a 13 year old roomate.




I am pretty sure Ms. Meade is fortyish gutter....
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:31 PM

Quote:

He's something like 6 foot 5 and 260 lbs, I know that. And he knows people. So watch it.




Hey, he got rid of hasbeen, I am taking it quite serious.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:33 PM

Robin Michelle Meade (born April 21, 1969)

In a couple weeks
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:33 PM

Quote:

Robin Michelle Meade (born April 21, 1969)

In a couple weeks




So gutter, that puts her at about your age...right?
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:38 PM

Makes her younger than me - and better looking too. Just like you are in "real" life. You are like the big little sister I never had to pick on. One day of you are lucky maybe I will let you beat me up. I think we both might enjoy it.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:38 PM

Oh, and to the inevitable phoneys creating or using multiple screen names to influence the vote, please let that be known, especially if you are in the tournament, so that we may know your great doucheness.
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:47 PM

Wow pwhitt... you mean if I create 6 other logons I can vote 7 times?
Boy - that would really be worth it.
Posted by: seanr9ne

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:50 PM

Not fair...I got teamed with a mildcat. Phuck you old chits.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:50 PM

Quote:

WaHawk04 is a HUGE douche


absolutely, but I think a lot of votes are being made here on recent doucheyness, and not the vast body of douchery that many of the higher seeds carry.
Posted by: KUshark

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:51 PM

Law probably has enough to push through whoever he wants.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:51 PM

Heh, yes minhin. But you know people are going to be all over that. Get to it Gutter, Unburnt Orange is too damn close.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:52 PM

Quote:

Not fair...I got teamed with a mildcat. Phuck you old chits.




oh stfu pup
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:53 PM

Quote:

Makes her younger than me - and better looking too. Just like you are in "real" life. You are like the big little sister I never had to pick on. One day of you are lucky maybe I will let you beat me up. I think we both might enjoy it.




Raincheck...one ass whooping when we meet...deal.
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:53 PM

Roger that!
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 02:54 PM

...and can some of you douches stop douching about your position in the douche playoff? the games are afoot, complaining now just shows what a completely pussy douche you are.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 03:06 PM

Quote:

...and can some of you douches stop douching about your position in the douche playoff? the games are afoot, complaining now just shows what a completely pussy douche you are.




Come on, if we are douchey can we really help it?
Posted by: JHK

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 03:09 PM

Wow. This is the lamest [censored] I have ever seen.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 03:10 PM

You guys are all a bunch of major douches.

I'm a nice guy. I never even got drafted.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 03:24 PM

Quote:

Wow. This is the lamest [censored] I have ever seen.




Number one seed in the house.
Ugh. Wasted my 3500th post on Captain Goodland.
Posted by: seanr9ne

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 04:27 PM

Looks like my game is coming down to a last second douching.....[censored] your mother!
Posted by: lordmaverick

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 04:37 PM

Who do I have to p!ss off to at least get consideration for a play-in game??
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 05:04 PM

Thanks for taking care of this, pwhitt. I don't even mind that you apparently re-jiggered the seeds to more accurately reflect current levels of douche.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 05:06 PM

Lol, through 25 votes, there is only one unanimous selection.......hasbeen.
Posted by: Mr_Woodcock

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 05:18 PM

Quote:

Mr_Woodcock was a douche move of significants.




Just because you don't get it, doesn't mean it's not funny.

By the way, I'm not voting.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 06:21 PM

Resonally I thought the mis-spelling was a nice touch.
Posted by: njthomas

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 06:29 PM

sevenyear vs BofH was a TOUGH call.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 06:33 PM

Shades getting upset in round 1 is hilarious.
If you've never read the politics board you don't know douchbags.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 06:34 PM

Quote:

sevenyear vs BofH was a TOUGH call.




That's an Elite Eight game.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 06:46 PM

Lol, I knew hasbeen was still lurking this website. someone finally voted for him to lose.

Hey hasbeen, hows life?
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 06:54 PM

No complaints. How about you?

Yes. I still read...especially with the Xavier/Lance news. Plus I get PMs from time to time.

BTW, I voted for myself. I don't remember a thing about my opponent so I have to be the bigger douche.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 07:02 PM

Quote:

No complaints. How about you?

Yes. I still read...especially with the Xavier/Lance news. Plus I get PMs from time to time.

BTW, I voted for myself. I don't remember a thing about my opponent so I have to be the bigger douche.




Hey HB
You have been missed.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 07:33 PM

No complaints here either.

I feel special that you broke your silence to answer my question. I think I might have a party in my pants tonight while I think of you.

Oh and get a new avatar......like that dudes mugshot. Priceless photo if you ask me.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 07:45 PM

hasbeen, I have missed your sexist ass....hope all is well with you.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 07:51 PM

Quote:

No complaints here either.

I feel special that you broke your silence to answer my question. I think I might have a party in my pants tonight while I think of you.

Oh and get a new avatar......like that dudes mugshot. Priceless photo if you ask me.




I'll do even better than that. Give me a second.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 07:57 PM

It won't load at the moment, but this WILL be my next avatar:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0408091sham1.html

Scroll down.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 07:58 PM

Quote:

hasbeen, I have missed your sexist ass....hope all is well with you.




Next time I want your lip I'll jiggle my zipper.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 07:59 PM

Quote:

Quote:

hasbeen, I have missed your sexist ass....hope all is well with you.




Next time I want your lip I'll jiggle my zipper.




And your douchery awards are EARNED!! Love ya!
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:07 PM

who tongues a hooker...
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:07 PM

For you, Lisa.



Now get on your knees.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:13 PM

Quote:

It won't load at the moment, but this WILL be my next avatar:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0408091sham1.html

Scroll down.





Lol, I love how she is handcuffed to the bed.

Very nice avatar choice though.
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:20 PM

Damn, I was in doing the dishes and missed hasbeen's return? Lookin good buddy. Couldn't pass up the doucheness huh?

Good to see you, I voted for you.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:21 PM

I agree with Geezer, politics board douches are getting short shrift. You don't know how truly douchy they can be if you only encounter them here on the outside. That shades might not make the Final Four casts a cloud over the entire process.

Wouldn't you agree, suh?
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:23 PM

shades has been a lot less douchey in my eyes ever since the book review thread got nixed.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:24 PM

I am replying to myself because that's the only way to carry on an intelligent conversation.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:28 PM

Quote:

I was in doing the dishes




I love you.
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:30 PM

I threw it in just for you... I'm barefoot too, but not pregnant.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:35 PM

Why couldn't I have been born fifty years sooner?
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:37 PM

LMFAO - you're just a puppy.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:46 PM

why aren't you in the kitchen...making me a sandwich?
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/08/09 08:49 PM

You missed dinner... out late again, I was just cleaning up.
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 08:42 AM

Well, breakfast dishes done... where is everybody.
Is today a holiday?
WHY do I lose my place typing EVERY time this page refreshes????????????
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 10:17 AM

page refreshing sucks - thing kicks me off, while my mind creaks forward.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 10:20 AM

hasbeen vs rgreene in the second round? WTF? That's an elite eight quality match up.
Posted by: kjay1955

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 11:02 AM

This thread is awesome. Like Gutter said, the MidWest is LOADED!! It has a bunch of East Coaster bias built into it.

Can I be like a Pete Pavia that gets to throw Dean Smith out of a F4 Semi Final game? Please?
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 11:19 AM

Wow....now that's staying power. Kept a #1 seed after like three months of total absence.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 11:28 AM

Quote:

Wow....now that's staying power. Kept a #1 seed after like three months of total absence.




WDNC?
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 11:30 AM

Briscoefor6 isn't a douche, he's just a [censored] loser. I think he should be disqualified from the competition.
Posted by: kuman

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 11:41 AM

Quote:

I am replying to myself because that's the only way to carry on an intelligent conversation.




Intelligent....HA!!!
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 11:41 AM

LOL....wow.
Posted by: kuman

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 11:41 AM

Quote:

I am replying to myself because that's the only way to carry on an intelligent conversation.




Intelligent....HA!!!

I'm starting to like putting these animated smiley thingys on here.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 02:48 PM

Quote:

Wow....now that's staying power. Kept a #1 seed after like three months of total absence.




Seedings are based on the douche draft. You have been slacking lately.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 02:50 PM

Quote:

LOL....wow.




PE...have you been gone making new friends again?

All that wit and charm
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 04:11 PM

Two questions:

How should we break ties?

When is the first round going to be called?
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 04:14 PM

After 21 votes.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 04:25 PM

give it 48 hours. ties have a 24 doucheoff
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 04:29 PM

Quote:

Two questions:

How should we break ties?

When is the first round going to be called?




Breaking ties...maybe the higher seed wins. Or if there is a tie, after the poll closes, if that douche posts on this thread, he/she will win/break the tie.

As for the first round being called, I set a closing date on the polls..they end tomorrow at 11:59 PM. I thought 3 days was plenty of time to gather enough votes. I'll post the results on that same page I sent out where you could fill out your own bracket. Then Law if you want to post the next poll for the second round, go to it...if not, i'll post em sometime on Saturday and set the poll open for another few days just like the first round.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 05:15 PM

I vote that I break all ties. I have the largest ranging douche radar known to man.
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 05:19 PM

Quote:

After 21 votes.




Completely unrelated, good to hve you back hasbeen......
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 05:22 PM

Quote:

Quote:

After 21 votes.




Completely unrelated, good to hve you back hasbeen......




Thanks, brohammer.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 05:58 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Two questions:

How should we break ties?

When is the first round going to be called?




Breaking ties...maybe the higher seed wins. Or if there is a tie, after the poll closes, if that douche posts on this thread, he/she will win/break the tie.

As for the first round being called, I set a closing date on the polls..they end tomorrow at 11:59 PM. I thought 3 days was plenty of time to gather enough votes. I'll post the results on that same page I sent out where you could fill out your own bracket. Then Law if you want to post the next poll for the second round, go to it...if not, i'll post em sometime on Saturday and set the poll open for another few days just like the first round.




I am in Boondocksville all weekend and travelling almost all next week for work...so, until further notice, this is your show, boss.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 07:48 PM

Ties should result in a douche-off in which each contending douche posts once to this thread; a poll, open for 24 hours, is used to determine the winner, judging solely on the doucheness of the douche-off posts.

Seems potentially more entertaining than "high seed wins" when some may be pulling for the underdouche.

My 2 cents on ties.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 08:01 PM

Quote:

Ties should result in a douche-off in which each contending douche posts once to this thread; a poll, open for 24 hours, is used to determine the winner, judging solely on the doucheness of the douche-off posts.

Seems potentially more entertaining than "high seed wins" when some may be pulling for the underdouche.

My 2 cents on ties.






+ infinity

This should be the standard. Great call wisconsinjayhawk
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 08:35 PM

For the next round(s), I think there should be a thread that is dedicated to polls that we don't post in, so it's easy to look at and track...

Of course, given the type of contest we have here, the likelihood that the thread wouldn't get bastardized is small.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 08:37 PM

shut up douche
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 08:39 PM

Quote:

shut up douche




not to sound like 5decade, but you are trying to hard, brother.

and hasbeen, good to see you again.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 09:22 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Ties should result in a douche-off in which each contending douche posts once to this thread; a poll, open for 24 hours, is used to determine the winner, judging solely on the doucheness of the douche-off posts.

Seems potentially more entertaining than "high seed wins" when some may be pulling for the underdouche.

My 2 cents on ties.




+ infinity

This should be the standard. Great call wisconsinjayhawk


funny - thought I posted this right under his question as to how to handle ties... Appears that if you aren't douchey enough, folks don't read your posts...
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 09:24 PM

I think Jhwk you at least get an honorable mention for douchyness...I always read your stuff...

Peace out.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/09/09 09:44 PM

Thanks - love you too!

[still not a douche]
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 01:47 AM

i look foward to making a run at the tourney next year after just 1 year in this division

later bitches
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 11:05 AM

Quote:

i look foward to making a run at the tourney next year after just 1 year in this division

later bitches




you're trying too hard. Let the douchyness come from the heart. You are overthinking it and just come off as an asshat.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 12:59 PM

There IS a big difference between being a douche and an asshat. Thanks for guiding some of our younger, future douche big-leaguers in their development.

For more information please contact these two pre-eminent development programs: Big Brothers/Little Douches, and DMA (Docuhebag Mentors of America).

The young are the future of douchebaggery, after all.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 01:10 PM

Please, good sir. Name the relevant distinctions between douchebaggery and asshattery.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 01:20 PM

I don't keep my handbook here at work. I never give sermons without the proper literature in front of me (any mistake may make me look like an asshat), so I will defer to Wiscy on that one.
Posted by: madcapper

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 02:06 PM

Who works today this is Good Friday, a KU degree should allow that?
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 02:10 PM

My Washburn degrees must not have as much pull as the KU ones.
Posted by: njthomas

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 02:14 PM

Quote:

There IS a big difference between being a douche and an asshat. Thanks for guiding some of our younger, future douche big-leaguers in their development.

For more information please contact these two pre-eminent development programs: Big Brothers/Little Douches, and DMA (Docuhebag Mentors of America).

The young are the future of douchebaggery, after all.




You forgot the North American Man/Douche Love Association or NAMDLA.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 07:08 PM

I didn't even make the tournament. I need to work on it.

You should all go KYS? Does that help?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 07:16 PM

Get your votes in while you can. In a few hours I'll post the first round results.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 07:24 PM

The polls are on page 6 if you're interested.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 08:25 PM

I have decided, after lengthy discussions with my family and friends, that I am forgoing the tournament and going straight to professional doucheness. Scouts have been telling me that I will be a lottery pick in the upcoming draft, but I will remain agent-less, just in case they change their minds.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 10:43 PM

so by come from the heart you mean wear flip flops with sandals pul the thats what she said and your mom jokes use theyre and their out of context and stuff like that?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 11:24 PM

First round is over with a couple big upsets. In the East, 15 seed outbreakkorn takes down the ancient 2 seed C Trich. As always, there is a 12 seed upset as well with HunterThompson taking out Shades in the West. No 8 seed from any region made it out alive. I assume it's cool that I post the second round polls--so i'll be doing that right now. In the meantime, you can see the results by clicking on SEE RESULTS on this page:

http://www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket.html
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 11:31 PM

East Region Round 2:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 11:34 PM

West Region Round 2:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 11:37 PM

Midwest Region Round 2:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 11:40 PM

South Region Round 2:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 11:42 PM

I set the end time of these polls for Tuesday April 14th at 6:30 PM. Get to it.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/10/09 11:43 PM

I'm not sure how Tuff Tiger got drafted at all. I think I cruise to the Stinky 16.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/11/09 09:08 AM

I'm dismantling rgreene at the moment. The top of the bracket is incredibly weak... hasbeen is going to dance into the Final Four.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/11/09 09:17 AM

Jeebus the South Bracket is loaded.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: April Doucheness - 04/11/09 10:57 AM

Brando...where is that douchebag? Haven't heard from him in ages...
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/11/09 02:06 PM

does hasbeen always refer to himself in the 3rd person?
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: April Doucheness - 04/11/09 04:59 PM

Quote:

does hasbeen always refer to himself in the 3rd person?




He is a favorite in the tourney for a reason.
Posted by: kjay1955

Re: April Doucheness - 04/11/09 08:07 PM

Quote:

Jeebus the South Bracket is loaded.




At first I thought it was the midwest but I think you're right, the South is the strongest. LOL
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/11/09 10:11 PM

Quote:

does hasbeen always refer to himself in the 3rd person?




Actually, no. I have no idea why I did it that time.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/11/09 10:12 PM

Quote:

Quote:

does hasbeen always refer to himself in the 3rd person?




He is a favorite in the tourney for a reason.




Am I really?
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 01:00 AM

youre winning by like 20 votes in the 2nd round you tell me....
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 01:02 AM

I'm winning by 18 and sensei is winning by 23 vs a big time douche.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 01:05 AM

im not really familiar with either one of them

also look for 5decade to be the michigan st of the tournament he seems to be hated by many
Posted by: njthomas

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 01:24 AM

I was expecting WaHawk v BofH to be a very closely fought battle. So far, BofH is manhandling. Disappointing.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 07:11 AM

B of H hasn't been posting in a while but his doucheness still lingers. I'm surprised that JDavis isn't killing it. JDavis is a legend.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 12:10 PM

Quote:

I was expecting WaHawk v BofH to be a very closely fought battle. So far, BofH is manhandling. Disappointing.




Think of me what you want, but if it were not for the Butter Cream Gang, B_of_H would be a near unanimous pick. His doucheness is unapproachable. If you include only the actual KU fans around here, B_of_H may very well be the King Douche.

Needless to say, I was very disappointed to see a second round matchup with him. I knew I was done.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 12:11 PM

Quote:

B of H hasn't been posting in a while but his doucheness still lingers. I'm surprised that JDavis isn't killing it. JDavis is a legend.





He's been gone for too long, and he wasn't even here that long. Most people probably don't remember.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 06:49 PM

B of H was here for a good stretch. You kidding me?
BBQ Thread every Wednesday.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 07:04 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I was expecting WaHawk v BofH to be a very closely fought battle. So far, BofH is manhandling. Disappointing.




Think of me what you want, but if it were not for the Butter Cream Gang, B_of_H would be a near unanimous pick. His doucheness is unapproachable. If you include only the actual KU fans around here, B_of_H may very well be the King Douche.

Needless to say, I was very disappointed to see a second round matchup with him. I knew I was done.




Care for some cheese with that whine?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 07:13 PM

It depends on your character whether or not you are proud to advance in this tournament. If you are proud, look in the mirror, and via hasbeen, kill yourself. Unless of course, you are hasbeen, and if so, find Gutter, flee to Canada, and live a happy life together in what everyone else besides the perfect couple thinks is misery.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 09:21 PM

Rman vs Lisa is the ultimate battle. What a match up!
Posted by: JFish26

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 09:22 PM

5-10 had better make a Final Four run...
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 09:44 PM

Quote:

B of H was here for a good stretch. You kidding me?
BBQ Thread every Wednesday.





I was talking about JDavis.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 10:09 PM

Quote:

Quote:

B of H was here for a good stretch. You kidding me?
BBQ Thread every Wednesday.





I was talking about JDavis.




he was around for at least a good 9 months or more. His meltdown will be hard to beat. Ever.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 10:53 PM

what meltdown?
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 10:56 PM

Hey, JDavis.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 10:59 PM

im not JDavis
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:03 PM

Quote:

Hey, JDavis.




I was thinking the same thing. Where is the alf picture?
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:05 PM

wtf why are you messing with me?
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:08 PM

Quote:

wtf why are you messing with me?




too easy.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:09 PM

just like your mom THAT was too easy
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:14 PM

JDavis' meltdown was stuff that dreams are made of.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:16 PM

wtf happened?????
Posted by: JFish26

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:19 PM

Quote:

wtf happened?????




Welcome back, JDavis!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:20 PM

Quote:

wtf happened?????




You accidently got your Fenway photo posted on the boards and you flipped.
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:20 PM

He's ba-ack! Welcome back Jared.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:26 PM

Quote:

Quote:

wtf happened?????




You accidently got your Fenway photo posted on the boards and you flipped.




do you have a link? one last time im not JDavis but i could be him and do a better job of it
Posted by: JFish26

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:27 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

wtf happened?????




You accidently got your Fenway photo posted on the boards and you flipped.




do you have a link? one last time im not JDavis but i could be him and do a better job of it




If you're not actually him, there's no chance in hell you could do a better job.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:31 PM

can i get that link or can someone at least tell me how to find the post? ive got like 3 papers to write in the next 35 hours so ill be here a while.....
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:32 PM

Quote:

It depends on your character whether or not you are proud to advance in this tournament. If you are proud, look in the mirror, and via hasbeen, kill yourself. Unless of course, you are hasbeen, and if so, find Gutter, flee to Canada, and live a happy life together in what everyone else besides the perfect couple thinks is misery.




He told me to kill myself. See my signature.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:45 PM

maybe i could be combo of him and 5decade and be the craziest sob on here
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:50 PM

Quote:

maybe i could be combo of him and 5decade and be the craziest sob on here




The combo you are most like is here:

Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/12/09 11:52 PM

mmmmmmmm
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 01:03 AM

Did jdavis's meltdown thread get deleted? If not, it should be bumped up.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 08:03 AM

Jared's swan song.

http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=763313&page=&fpart=1&vc=1
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 09:31 AM

I don't get the JDavis 'meltdown' thread. All I see is a bunch of pics with a cat listening to music and Sensei (resident crybaby when he get's called out, does anyone run to the mods faster?) calling him out for being racist. Then outbreak and gutter show up with the claim that it may not be JDavis.

What am I missing...........where the repeating pics of the cat originally something else that JDavis edited?
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 09:38 AM

I guess I am the only one who found JDavis entertaining. Annoying but entertaining. Seems I am being a douche today without even trying. I will refrain from any negative cooments the rest of the day. I will use some Massengale and be April fresh the rest of the day.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 09:42 AM

Wa the real stuff was edited by the admins.
I didn't see it either when it happened but he earned it the old fashion way.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 01:42 PM

might as well just clear that thread out of the cache. It has gone from historic to gay with the application of a rock'n cat.

history is written by the winners...
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 01:45 PM

Quote:

Wa the real stuff was edited by the admins.
I didn't see it either when it happened but he earned it the old fashion way.





[censored] admins......always ruining the fun.....
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 02:07 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Wa the real stuff was edited by the admins.
I didn't see it either when it happened but he earned it the old fashion way.





[censored] admins......always ruining the fun.....


and the boards...
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 02:40 PM

damn it!!!!!! someone tell jesse to roll over and wake his boss up and get this thing back up!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 03:13 PM

Jesse's fiance is his boss? or is she just a cover?....I am so confused
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 03:15 PM

LisaT... I think it's the cover thing.
I don't know if there is a boss of this place.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 03:16 PM

Quote:

LisaT... I think it's the cover thing.
I don't know if there is a boss of this place.




The theory the site is now rouge and thinking on its own seems about right......don't harm me, I have always been kind to you....
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 03:22 PM

LOL (thats real loud-caps)
It does really seem rouge-esque.
I've never seen Wisky so vocal (at least not off the Politics board)
go Wisky, go Wisky, GO Wisky
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 03:23 PM

Go Wiscy indeed!
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 03:28 PM

Skynet - where is John Conner when you need him?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 04:23 PM

Quote:

Skynet - where is John Conner when you need him?




Posted by: DCJhawk25

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 04:39 PM

I don't think the tournament would be a success without someone complaining about playing one extra game. It's time to expand the April Doucheness field!

I want to be part of the of the April Doucheness and test myself against the big dbag's
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 05:55 PM

N00b go away.
This is a game for people that wear big boy pants.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 05:57 PM

or in your case: dress
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 06:00 PM

Donna Karan and thanks for asking.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 10:15 PM

Quote:

I don't think the tournament would be a success without someone complaining about playing one extra game. It's time to expand the April Doucheness field!

I want to be part of the of the April Doucheness and test myself against the big dbag's




You probably are a douche, it will just take time for more people to notice it. Posts like this will solve the latter problem.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 10:16 PM

DCJhawk25, take all of Jayhawklaw's advice seriously. He is a professional douche.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 10:21 PM

It's all pairings, really. BofH would have sent me packing in Round 2, as he will do to you. I have little doubt that you'd still be doucheing in Round 3 had you met Tuff Tiger in the Round of 32 Douches.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/13/09 10:33 PM

you guys are all a bunch of douches. I'm the only cool one on here, except for Minhin.
Posted by: bruceandbiff

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:25 AM

We'd like to offer ourselves as cheerleaders for ANY team that wants us!
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 10:25 AM

Think you can do " Geezer, Geezer, He's our man"?
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 10:28 AM

If you think that lame cheer will get you out of the South regional, you're crazy.

It's gonna take some heavy nozzle action to break out of that douche bloodbath.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 10:29 AM

Gethzer Gethzer your my man!
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 10:34 AM

Quote:

It's all pairings, really. BofH would have sent me packing in Round 2, as he will do to you. I have little doubt that you'd still be doucheing in Round 3 had you met Tuff Tiger in the Round of 32 Douches.




Agreed, on the, pairings, indeed.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 10:36 AM

Quote:

We'd like to offer ourselves as cheerleaders for ANY team that wants us!




Since one of you is probably a top, and the other a bottom, does that mean to accept your endorsement, one would have to be in the middle?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:00 AM

Two of the polls I forgot to set an end time--so at 6:30 central/7:30 i'll just check the current scores. Someone vote on the Hunter and Portnoy match up so we don't have a tie. Nickelback Chad?
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:02 AM

Quote:

Two of the polls I forgot to set an end time--so at 6:30 central/7:30 i'll just check the current scores. Someone vote on the Hunter and Portnoy match up so we don't have a tie. Nickelback Chad?






Tie goes to Hunter. Portnoy should have been disqualified anyways.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:02 AM

To preserve the integrity of April Doucheness, I am not voting with socks.

Hopefully it will work out.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:06 AM

It's tough to know if Portnoy is multiple MU flamers. Tigerman81? MizzouBandAlum? I don't see why he would be disqualified though.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:12 AM

Quote:

It's tough to know if Portnoy is multiple MU flamers. Tigerman81? MizzouBandAlum? I don't see why he would be disqualified though.




A) Because there is a difference between being an antagonist and a douche.

B) Because isn't he also Tuff Tiger? If we are counting original screen names plus socks then this whole tournament should have been Law, B_of_H and Sensei.

C) I think from the beginning we should have disqualified all KSU and MU flamers and made this a legitimate tournament of douches. Because, let's be honest, the biggest douche on this board has always been tmcats.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:17 AM

Quote:

Because there is a difference between being an antagonist and a douche.




Not always.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:21 AM

tmcats had his shot. He lost in the first round. I'm not one to separate douche from antagonist. It's who has the whole package.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:27 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Because there is a difference between being an antagonist and a douche.




Not always.





Is this supposed to make you clever? Or are you just trying to rack up some point?

You missed on both.
Posted by: njthomas

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:41 AM

Quote:



Is this supposed to make you clever? Or are you just trying to rack up some point?

You missed on both.




I personally found it clever. I guess that's subjective viewpoints for you.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:43 AM

Quote:

Quote:



Is this supposed to make you clever? Or are you just trying to rack up some point?

You missed on both.




I personally found it clever. I guess that's subjective viewpoints for you.





You need to raise your standards then. Doing what is expected and given to you is not being clever. A five year old could have came up with that one.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:44 AM

WaHawk....you sure you aren't a sock of 5decade?
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 11:46 AM

Quote:

WaHawk....you sure you aren't a sock of 5decade?






You, of all people, know this is not true.


I'm sorry that pointing out a flaw/duplicate in our douche draft and calling out Law upsets you that much.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 12:01 PM

WaHawk this last push of douchery is too little too late methinks. I think B of H has this round of douche in the bag.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 12:12 PM

Well that's the problem. I'm not the one making the push.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 12:26 PM

Quote:

Quote:

WaHawk....you sure you aren't a sock of 5decade?






You, of all people, know this is not true.


I'm sorry that pointing out a flaw/duplicate in our douche draft and calling out Law upsets you that much.




What flaw/duplicate are you talking about? No one in the Big 12 other than Tuff Tiger knows who Tuff Tiger really is. I doubt seriously that you do. I haven't looked at the tallies for a while, but I think all non-KU douches are about to get bounced anyway.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 12:27 PM

Nevermind, jaynieskitchen will advance.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 12:28 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

WaHawk....you sure you aren't a sock of 5decade?






You, of all people, know this is not true.


I'm sorry that pointing out a flaw/duplicate in our douche draft and calling out Law upsets you that much.




What flaw/duplicate are you talking about? No one in the Big 12 other than Tuff Tiger knows who Tuff Tiger really is. I doubt seriously that you do. I haven't looked at the tallies for a while, but I think all non-KU douches are about to get bounced anyway.





IIRC, I thought the mods basically said they were all from the same IP address.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 12:30 PM

I missed that. Oh well, the system can't be perfect. I tried to moderate the douche draft and prevent the selection of alteregos. I think someone tried to draft Max4 after Spacey had been selected or something like that.

Anyway, I doubt it can be done perfectly and I don't think it would have been right to have the draft or the tournament without non-KU douches. Of course, I get to make that call because I started both threads.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 12:47 PM

[censored] waaaaaaah, shut the [censored] up WaH and play the game. It's not like you are going to win anything.

Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 02:33 PM

First one of the month just because.

Massengil vinegar and water....experience ok
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 02:42 PM

I think that the pairings in this are just too difficult because a lot of primetime douches weren't picked until the later rounds. There needs to be a committee next time to help decide a proper 1-64 seeding. And I agree that all KSU/MU flamers need to be thrown out of the process.

There should also be a (much smaller) Not-A-Douche Tournament. 13hawk would be my early favorite.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 02:45 PM

Quote:

First one of the month just because.

Massengil vinegar and water....experience ok




Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 02:49 PM

Quote:

[censored] waaaaaaah, shut the [censored] up WaH and play the game. It's not like you are going to win anything.







I'm confused. What exactly am I whining about? Could you supply some evidence. I love how the BCG tries to turn everything into a 'you're a douche' arguement. I was merely pointing out on obvious flaw in our competition.

I think this might help you out

Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 02:51 PM

Quote:

Quote:

First one of the month just because.

Massengil vinegar and water....experience ok









lol....I love that pic
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 02:55 PM

One of these days, you'll have to fill us in on the ButterCream Gang. I guess it's an insult, or something.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 02:58 PM

Quote:

One of these days, you'll have to fill us in on the ButterCream Gang. I guess it's an insult, or something.





You know who you are.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 03:03 PM

Are all of the ButterCream Gang still in the tourney? How do you become a member?
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 03:09 PM

Quote:

Are all of the ButterCream Gang still in the tourney? How do you become a member?





No, they are not all still in the tourney....although with all the socks they create is can be difficult to track. I don't have an official roster.

Two easy ways to gain membership.
1) Blatantly attack any and all posters with less than 1000 posts regardless of whether or not you agree with them. You need to scare off as many noobs as possible so that the BCG can continue their stronghold.
2) Always, ALWAYS, flip flop your opinion or stance to that of your fellow BCG members in order to 'protect' them on an internet message board. Even if you made a completely contradictory post a half of a page up.


There are other criteria, but those are the two easiest to pull off. One more quick one, but this is more the B_of_H move than a set criteria for th BCG. Anytime you are proven wrong, please post a picture of a fish and claim you were only kidding and that is was only social satire.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 03:11 PM

Wow, WaHawk is like McCarthy--he has names but he's not naming them.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 03:13 PM

you are not pointing out [censored] - you are whining, and it takes up 1/3 of the content in this thread. You're a Douche, we get it.

You are fast approaching my ***You are ignoring this user*** level, which I had to employ only once. JesusWasBlack
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 03:17 PM

Quote:

you are not pointing out [censored] - you are whining, and it takes up 1/3 of the content in this thread. You're a Douche, we get it.

You are fast approaching my ***You are ignoring this user*** level, which I had to employ only once. JesusWasBlack





Let's just save us both some trouble and put me on ignore. I'm fine with it. I had you on ignore for a long time so I'm not going to get my feeling hurt.

I still don't understand what exactly I'm whining about and since you have no desire to answer me directly or post a link supplying some evidence, I'll take it that you don't know what you are talking about either.

Please push the ignore button.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: WaaaaaaaaaaH - 04/14/09 03:30 PM

Quote:

Quote:

you are not pointing out [censored] - you are whining, and it takes up 1/3 of the content in this thread. You're a Douche, we get it.

You are fast approaching my ***You are ignoring this user*** level, which I had to employ only once. JesusWasBlack





Let's just save us both some trouble and put me on ignore. I'm fine with it. I had you on ignore for a long time so I'm not going to get my feeling hurt.

I still don't understand what exactly I'm whining about and since you have no desire to answer me directly or post a link supplying some evidence, I'll take it that you don't know what you are talking about either.

Please push the ignore button.




Examples of WaaaaaaaaaaH Whining: since apparently you are immune to your own incessant sound, from the pages of this thread:

Tournament is a scam.

Oh and don't get your hopes up about that1, the BCG will show up in full force to ensure I move on. I'm that important.

Briscoefor6 isn't a douche; he's just a [censored] loser. I think he should be disqualified from the competition.


Think of me what you want, but if it were not for the Butter Cream Gang, B_of_H would be a near unanimous pick. His doucheness is unapproachable. If you include only the actual KU fans around here, B_of_H may very well be the King Douche. Needless to say, I was very disappointed to see a second round matchup with him. I knew I was done.

Portnoy should have been disqualified anyways.
A) Because there is a difference between being an antagonist and a douche.
B) Because isn't he also Tuff Tiger? If we are counting original screen names plus socks then this whole tournament should have been Law, B_of_H and Sensei.
C) I think from the beginning we should have disqualified all KSU and MU flamers and made this a legitimate tournament of douches. Because, let's be honest, the biggest douche on this board has always been tmcats.

Is this supposed to make you clever? Or are you just trying to rack up some point? You missed on both.

IIRC, I thought the mods basically said they were all from the same IP address.

No, they are not all still in the tourney....although with all the socks they create is can be difficult to track. I don't have an official roster.

Two easy ways to gain membership.
1) Blatantly attack any and all posters with less than 1000 posts regardless of whether or not you agree with them. You need to scare off as many noobs as possible so that the BCG can continue their stronghold.
2) Always, ALWAYS, flip flop your opinion or stance to that of your fellow BCG members in order to 'protect' them on an internet message board. Even if you made a completely contradictory post a half of a page up. There are other criteria, but those are the two easiest to pull off. One more quick one, but this is more the B_of_H move than a set criteria for th BCG. Anytime you are proven wrong, please post a picture of a fish and claim you were only kidding and that is was only social satire.


That's enough for now. I'll keep you around, I enjoy some of your witty comments, but today they just seem to be getting on my nerves.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: WaaaaaaaaaaH - 04/14/09 03:37 PM

I know what I posted, I don't see how you consider it whining. But, that was one of my points, the BCG turns everything into whatever they want it to be, regardless of facts or common sense.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: WaaaaaaaaaaH - 04/14/09 03:56 PM

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The BCG.
The BCG wh--
VE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: WaaaaaaaaaaH - 04/14/09 04:13 PM

Posted by: Jhwk

Re: WaaaaaaaaaaH - 04/14/09 05:00 PM

is it anything like the vast right-wing conspiracy?
Posted by: LouisesWest

Re: WaaaaaaaaaaH - 04/14/09 05:09 PM

How could you have JesusWasBlack on ignore? He was awesome!
Posted by: Geezer

Re: WaaaaaaaaaaH - 04/14/09 05:17 PM

JWB may have been THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: WaaaaaaaaaaH - 04/14/09 05:34 PM

Quote:

JWB may have been THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.


Key word being HAD JWB on ignore.

lasted about 3 days. I enjoy the content more than I get frustrated with the douchyness
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: Question... - 04/14/09 05:43 PM

Wah - Is the Butter Hill Gang anything like the good 'ole boys network?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: Question... - 04/14/09 06:31 PM

OK. There were no ties which is good. Writing up the next round. One moment please.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: Question... - 04/14/09 06:37 PM

Minhin's vote was crucial in a couple instances.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 06:41 PM

Cinderella HunterThompson sneaks by Portnoy in the West. In a closely fought doucheoff, Morgans takes Spacey (didn't see that one coming). There are some epic matchups in this next round. You can once again see the current bracket by going here and clicking SEE RESULTS.

http://www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket.html

I'm going to post the polls now.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 06:45 PM

East Round 3:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 06:47 PM

West Round 3:
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 06:48 PM

Great stuff Pwhit.
LisaT and Sensei Douche on Douche.
LOL
South Bracket is Epic.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 06:49 PM

Midwest Round 3:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 06:50 PM

South Round 3:
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 06:52 PM

I voted!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 06:53 PM

Set the deadline at 4:30 Friday. LisaT vs Sensei. LarryB vs jayhawklaw. JDavis vs 77342U. Legendary. Anyone seeing the possible elite eight matchup between Lisa and her lover?
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 06:54 PM

Quote:

Set the deadline at 4:30 Friday. LisaT vs Sensei. LarryB vs jayhawklaw. JDavis vs 77342U. Legendary. Anyone seeing the possible elite eight matchup between Lisa and her lover?




The first two are no brainers. I struggled quite a bit on the last one.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:00 PM

sweet - why so long on the polls? Sweet 16 change?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:04 PM

I've been giving each round about three days for those voters who don't visit KUSports on a daily basis.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:08 PM

I'm getting decimated by Gutter's undeniable douchitude. If Billy Packer were here, I'm pretty sure he would say, "This douche-off is ovah!"
Posted by: LouisesWest

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:16 PM

Who is JHK?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:22 PM

Quote:

Who is JHK?




Somebody's sock.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:27 PM

Is there any stopping hasbeen? He's going buck wild all over pantsfiddler.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:32 PM

The demise of the politics board guys is unfair.
Epic douchebaggery over there.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:33 PM

Quote:

Is there any stopping hasbeen? He's going buck wild all over pantsfiddler.




"hasbeen has a juggernaut that is on fire."
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:33 PM

Quote:

The demise of the politics board guys is unfair.
Epic douchebaggery over there.





Ahem.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:34 PM

It's all about the matchups HB.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:35 PM

If anyone needs any further reason why hasbeen should go all the way, read my sig.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:36 PM

I, just want, to say that, I'm glad I lost to, 77.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:39 PM

To B_of_H
Should you ever show up again, bring your Bee-bee sized balls and your inch and a half manhood to the douche-off.
You boil your ribs.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:41 PM

He's 30 and wears a suit.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:43 PM

Quote:

It's all about the matchups HB.




yeah, I don't even know who pantsfiddler is. <shrug>

And I couldn't vote for jaylaw V gutter.

They both deserve to lose (win).
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:43 PM

Quote:

I, just want, to say that, I'm glad I lost to, 77.




Wow, LOL!
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:44 PM

Quote:

I, just want, to say that, I'm glad I lost to, 77.




I, just, want to say, that's, an upset, in my book.
You got more douche in your pinkie than 77 has in his entire mythic being.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:45 PM

77342U is a huge doucher. There is no shame in being bested by him.

It's kinda like that movie 300. I believe Gutter will give me a noble death.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:46 PM

Quote:

It's all about the matchups HB.




I decapitated rgreene. Would you have beaten him?
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:48 PM

I'm not trying to defend/refute my own level of douchery. However, 77, is by far, the bigger douche between the two of us.

He makes some vaild points sometimes but jeebus, that dude has some issues when confronted.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:50 PM

77 vs JDavis is an absolute clash of the titans. Anyone know if Subway Jared has graduated from KU yet?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:54 PM

Quote:

Quote:

It's all about the matchups HB.




I decapitated rgreene. Would you have beaten him?




The electorate was ill informed.
rgreene should have rolled thru the field.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:57 PM

You underestimate my douchery.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 07:59 PM

I think I can pick all of the regional winners except the South. That is the true douche wild card.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 08:14 PM

I think I can only pick out one regional winner for sure and thats the Midwest. The South is a clusterfeck. The East is pretty damn strong. And the West is still in question.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 08:18 PM

I searched the Interwebz for some clarification on douchebags.
The urban dictionary was no help as there are hundreds of links.
I did find this.

Guess who's number 1.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 08:24 PM

Geezer, they have you pegged.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 08:29 PM

Experience should not be overlooked.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 08:43 PM

I might as well try to win it.
Posted by: sensei

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 08:48 PM

Too long.


WTF with the scroll bars thingy? I feel like I"m at KfaggotSUfans.com.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 09:19 PM

Sigh! The tournement goes by so fast every spring!
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 09:35 PM

Are we going to get a "One Shining Moment" video?
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 09:36 PM

I think the song is called One Glistening Nozzle.
Posted by: kjay1955

Re: April Doucheness - 04/14/09 09:40 PM

I've been faithful to vote each round. Can I please have a "I voted" sticker to put on my sweater? <:)
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 02:05 AM

damn!! hb is undressing Pantsfiddler!!!! he is looking like the favorite, his douchery is unmatched by mere mortals
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 08:44 AM

Quote:

Quote:

It's all about the matchups HB.




yeah, I don't even know who pantsfiddler is. <shrug>

And I couldn't vote for jaylaw V gutter.

They both deserve to lose (win).





I don't know who pantsfiddler is either, but just naming yourself pantsfiddler starts you out at a higher level of douchitude.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 10:05 AM

While I think Sensei is way more douchy than me....I have never lost to him at anything and feel a sense of loss that he has more votes.....sucks ballzzzz

Still time to turn this thing around!

I think I could beat him arm wrestling too...just sayin.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 10:07 AM

I voted for you Lisa.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 10:08 AM

Quote:

I voted for you Lisa.




How did I know that already.....lol
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 10:13 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I voted for you Lisa.




How did I know that already.....lol


Beat by a girl?

Hey, dumbasses! The topic is "Who's a douche?", not "Who uses a douche"!
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 10:23 AM

RMan, don't sulk, I feel sure you have been beat by a girl before.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 10:40 AM

Quote:

RMan, don't sulk, I feel sure you have been beat by a girl before.


Well,, yeah, but never for free.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 11:11 AM

Quote:

While I think Sensei is way more douchy than me....I have never lost to him at anything and feel a sense of loss that he has more votes.....sucks ballzzzz

Still time to turn this thing around!

I think I could beat him arm wrestling too...just sayin.





You definitely have a larger penis than he does.
Posted by: ku_painter

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 11:12 AM

Quote:

RMan, don't sulk, I feel sure you have been beat by a girl before.




RMan ...speaking of belt high fast balls...
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 11:16 AM

Quote:

Quote:

RMan, don't sulk, I feel sure you have been beat by a girl before.




RMan ...speaking of belt high fast balls...




Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 05:15 PM

I've had enough beer to vote.
Now I have to find the page.
Tough choices coming up.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 05:20 PM

Page 22 if you are an IE user.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 05:29 PM

So what's the prize for winning?

A weekend to teach LisaT the meaning of respect?

1/2 hour of free phone sex with JayhawkLaw?

2 slabs of B_of_H's boiled beef ribs?

1 free PM to 77342U?

or one of these?

Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 05:30 PM

I am thinking I may not win this. I feel like Roy is my coach and we are back in the 80's and 90's.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 05:37 PM

These players are ametures and are getting an education for free at kusports.com. They are not allowed any prizes according to the NCDA
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 05:39 PM

Gutman your body of work is without equal.
At least that's my opinion and if you don't like it I don't care.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 05:44 PM

Quote:

So what's the prize for winning?

A weekend to teach LisaT the meaning of respect?

1/2 hour of free phone sex with JayhawkLaw?

2 slabs of B_of_H's boiled beef ribs?

1 free PM to 77342U?

or one of these?






If I win I want "2009 DOY" instead of Max.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 05:48 PM

As moderator on this board and in full compliance with the NCDA, I assure the winner they will get that award
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 05:51 PM

I'm predicting a Final Four of myself, gutter, 77, and sensei. Unfortunately I don't see myself getting to the title game with the loaded South bracket. Hasbeen may be embarrasing "pantsfiddler" (whoever that is) but we'll see how he fairs against some legit competition in the Elite 8.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 05:56 PM

I had legit competition in the second round. That win is very underrated.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 06:03 PM

Quote:

I had legit competition in the second round. That win is very underrated.




No sh1t buddy, rgreene was an enormous bag.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 06:04 PM

I'm not seeing how 77 is beating JDavis. My definition of a douche must differ greatly than the rest on this board. 77 is annoying and presumptuous but the flame out in which JDavis ended his embarrassing stay on the boards beats a guy who likes commas.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 06:13 PM

I have a different definition.
If you are a boring azzhole you really don't belong in a douchebag contest.
Douchebags have a sense of humor, they are not just idiots.
Jdavis did have a sense of humor until his meltdown.
There are some great matchups this go around.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 08:27 PM

Hmm...maybe the winner could have this:

Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 08:40 PM

As you know law, I rocked the douchebag avatar before douching was the thing to do. Still, I don't think anyone can stop gutter.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 08:57 PM

I'm well-aware of your douche credentials. You were a douche before being a douche was cool.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 08:59 PM

Quote:

I'm well-aware of your douche credentials. You were a douche before being a douche was cool.




actually he sounds like more of an asshat just my personal opinion
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 09:12 PM

If you can find an asshat avatar, I'll use it.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 09:21 PM

Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 09:54 PM

That's a really sh*tty ass, but ok.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 10:20 PM

I know. It looks more like a crotch.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 10:47 PM

Either way, you're still an asshat briscoe.
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 11:01 PM

Good one...how's the NIT treating you?
Posted by: njthomas

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 11:03 PM

It looks a little like a female superhero crotch.

I also don't know who pantsfiddler is. How is it possible that so many people don't know that guy?
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 11:07 PM

If you go back a few pages, you will see I declared for the pros. No amateur stuff for me, I'm ready to ball.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 11:29 PM

Quote:

If you go back a few pages, you will see I declared for the pros. No amateur stuff for me, I'm ready to ball.




I say we change the rules and let him go right to the pros. That way, he'll just be forgotten.
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 11:33 PM

I agree, the sooner he's in the bigs, the sooner he gets sent down to the D-League.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 11:42 PM

And I always thought that your posts were well thought out an perfectly douchey, gquinn. Hmmm...it's like rooting for a certain player all your life and then when you finally meet him, he's a total prick.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/15/09 11:50 PM

010. You get all butthurt and offended when people tease you. I'll credit most of that to your age.

Now, the clowns that are in their mid 30's and later that get all pissed off when people are ribbing them, they are truly pathetic.

You know who you are.
Posted by: njthomas

Re: April Doucheness - 04/16/09 12:11 AM

It seems to me that the D-league of the Professional Douche bag League (PDL) would be the best league.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/16/09 12:16 AM

Quote:

And I always thought that your posts were well thought out an perfectly douchey, gquinn. Hmmm...it's like rooting for a certain player all your life and then when you finally meet him, he's a total prick.




Have a coke and a smile
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/16/09 10:29 AM

When is this round over?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/16/09 10:58 AM

Friday afternoon I think.
Pwhit posted it earlier.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/16/09 03:00 PM

I was just messing gquinn, but I do understand. And yes, there are many older posters that just can't seem to take a joke.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/16/09 07:11 PM

Bump
Voting ends tomorrow.
Page 22 to vote.
Posted by: Lawhawk2011

Re: April Doucheness - 04/16/09 07:20 PM

The 4 remaining in the South could arguably have been the top seeds in the entire tourny! I'm calling BS that any of them have to go down before the Final 4.
Posted by: kjay1955

Re: April Doucheness - 04/16/09 10:06 PM

Hurley says you all are douches. <:)
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/16/09 10:48 PM

I don't think I'm getting enough credit for the fairly thorough beating I am putting on the worst of the KSUck posters.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 05:39 AM

Quote:

The 4 remaining in the South could arguably have been the top seeds in the entire tourny! I'm calling BS that any of them have to go down before the Final 4.




Baby Jays should not even be able to view this thread, let alone vote. Leave this to the people that know.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 08:26 AM

Wow, unless something happens here, a match up between 5Decade and Sensei will ensue....and I will be at a total loss of how to cast my vote.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: moving to the Douchy 8 - 04/17/09 08:33 AM

Quote:

Wow, unless something happens here, a match up between 5Decade and Sensei will ensue....and I will be at a total loss of how to cast my vote.


Go with your heart - or whatever you think of as your heart...
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 08:49 AM

Quote:

Wow, unless something happens here, a match up between 5Decade and Sensei will ensue....and I will be at a total loss of how to cast my vote.




Sad part is neither is a douche. You on the other hand should wear a crown that says Queen Douche.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 03:57 PM

Half an hour fellas. Make your vote count.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:36 PM

Hunter is George Mason in this beoch. 77 sneaks by JDavis. Hasbeen continues on his tear. The South's divisional final is overwhelming.

You can check out the results here by clicking SEE RESULTS. I'll post the polls.

http://www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket.html
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:38 PM

East Finals:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:39 PM

West Finals:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:40 PM

Midwest Final:
Posted by: slefferd

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:40 PM

Wow, Thanks for remembering me Law!
Im gonna take this Douche tourney!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:41 PM

South final:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:44 PM

Quote:

Wow, Thanks for remembering me Law!
Im gonna take this Douche tourney!




You lost in the first round.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:46 PM

haha epic fail from a wannabe douche
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:49 PM

You just lost too Jared.
Posted by: slefferd

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:51 PM

Quote:

While my man Sensei is the Babe Ruth of Douche, Slefford is the reason Greene banned him.




WTF is that suppose to mean, its not my fault that JackA55 got banned! How was it my fault!
Posted by: slefferd

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:53 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Wow, Thanks for remembering me Law!
Im gonna take this Douche tourney!




You lost in the first round.




Damn! I tried hard, Looking forward to next year, maybe I can get a contest a little closer to home to give me the advantage.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:56 PM

Quote:

Quote:

While my man Sensei is the Babe Ruth of Douche, Slefford is the reason Greene banned him.




WTF is that suppose to mean, its not my fault that JackA55 got banned! How was it my fault!




IIRC it was your n00bie butt that he was trying to help when he dropped the Bedore grilling f-bomb.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 04:59 PM

It's clear I'm going to be in a dog fight this round.
Posted by: slefferd

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 05:00 PM

lol, oh yeah. My bad
Thanks Sensei!
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 05:00 PM

Congrat's B_of_H you douche.
I hope you drip beef rib grease on your suit.
Posted by: kjay1955

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 05:13 PM

They say that losing a Regional Final is the toughest of all Tourney loses. It would be good to have some kind of online press conference where the Regional Douche losers can vent their anger & pain a little.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 05:23 PM

Quote:

You just lost too Jared.




Who's Jared? I'm Sam, an we've been over this either you are retarded or well.......thats it youre retarded.......
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 05:25 PM

Quote:

They say that losing a Regional Final is the toughest of all Tourney loses. It would be good to have some kind of online press conference where the Regional Douche losers can vent their anger & pain a little.




It's called the kusports.com message board.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 05:29 PM

Four players are off to fast starts. This could be the most boring elite 8 I have witnessed
Posted by: kjay1955

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 06:33 PM

Quote:

Quote:

They say that losing a Regional Final is the toughest of all Tourney loses. It would be good to have some kind of online press conference where the Regional Douche losers can vent their anger & pain a little.




It's called the kusports.com message board.




I mean something organized time wise where they can all post around the same time, back to back. Maybe us non-D1 douches can send in questions ahead of time for the press conference.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 07:12 PM

Kinda bummed that I am out, but I will root for the man that bested me.

Good luck Gutter with your douchery.
Posted by: HunterThompson

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 07:18 PM

Anybody with numbers and letters in their name, I just don't even remember you.
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 07:21 PM

Thank God I didn't pick Minhin23
Posted by: HunterThompson

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 07:48 PM

Exactly.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 07:50 PM

Quote:

Thank God I didn't pick Minhin23




who???
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 08:20 PM

I always wanted to be a lobbyist..
7734who?
Come on people, he's not a douche king
He's a, well a, damn, a
Never mind, he's certainly not a king.
Hunter, Hunter he's our man... if he can't do it... uh, Gutter can (oh oops)
7734WHO?
Vote right people !
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 08:26 PM

what about hasbeen? everybody was hot on him a few days ago
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 08:29 PM

Different race buddy...
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 08:29 PM

Quote:

what about hasbeen? everybody was hot on him a few days ago




WDNC is going to make a run. I can feel it.
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 08:32 PM

Hang in there hasbeen...
I'm baking cookies for your race !
Barefoot !
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 08:32 PM

Quote:

Quote:

what about hasbeen? everybody was hot on him a few days ago




WDNC is going to make a run. I can feel it.




aw shucks quit being so humble we all know youre the supreme douche
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 10:46 PM

I have the FF almost picked perfectly. My FF was Sensei, Hunter, hasbeen and gutter. It could be. All my horses are still in the race.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 11:16 PM

Quote:

I have the FF almost picked perfectly. My FF was Sensei, Hunter, hasbeen and gutter. It could be. All my horses are still in the race.





You're one off. Swap gutter for B_of_H. That is a 2008 style Final Four. Some real heavyweights battling it out. Could be classic.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/17/09 11:43 PM

Gutter smashes B of H. B of H is a supreme douche, but he does it a lot of times in a derogatory manner. Gutter does it in a manner that is both funny, and genius. That's why he gets my vote.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/18/09 12:07 AM

whatever you say pee wee douche
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/18/09 12:22 AM

Damn right whatever I say!
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/18/09 12:49 AM

awwwwwwwww he's so cute when he's flippant......the little guy......
Posted by: HunterThompson

Re: April Doucheness - 04/18/09 07:23 AM

Some noob with letters and numbers in his name just said gutter says genius things. hahahahaha
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/19/09 08:36 PM

bump
when does the poll for this round end?
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/19/09 11:32 PM

Quote:

bump
when does the poll for this round end?


soon

or you could actually read the thread.
Posted by: HunterThompson

Re: April Doucheness - 04/20/09 09:05 PM

What a douchebag. Seriously though, when does this round end? I'm getting sick of toying with this douche with numbers in his name.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 04:32 PM

Two tightly contested regional finals with some serious douche emerging on top. Hunter, tightropes, past, 77, and, continues, his cinderella story. B of H sends LarryB to the gutter in another close match.
It's hasbeen, Sensei, B of H and HunterThompson for the last four. Will post polls shortly and the updates.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 04:35 PM

Click SEE RESULTS.

http://www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket.html
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 04:37 PM

Semifinal One:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 04:37 PM

Semifinal 2:
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 04:43 PM

HEY PWHITT - SINCE WHEN DOES SOMEONE LOSE IN A TIE? Looks like B of H & I tied - does it not?
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 04:49 PM

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Do I just assume I got shafted? The final result was 16 to 16 and you give it to B_of_H? Maybe the NCAA should have just given the National Championship to Memphis and said [censored] overtime.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 04:59 PM

Christ, I'm already down big.

This is [censored] bullshit.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:00 PM

Quote:

Christ, I'm already down big.

This is [censored] bullshit.




you should not be losing to BofH. You should be losing to Gutter.

How many socks is 5decade voting with?
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:03 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Christ, I'm already down big.

This is [censored] bullshit.




you should not be losing to BofH. You should be losing to Gutter.






BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Fluff

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:05 PM

I see a firestorm of controversy on the horizon
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:06 PM

I will tell you what losing to B_of_H in a 16-16 tie =

NOW I AM PISSED! MY GOSH DARN PICTURES OF HORSE [censored] WON"T SHOW UP ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:09 PM

Quote:

I will tell you what losing to B_of_H in a 16-16 tie =

NOW I AM PISSED! MY GOSH DARN PICTURES OF HORSE [censored] WON"T SHOW UP ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






fail...

Posted by: JFish26

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:10 PM

Quote:

I will tell you what losing to B_of_H in a 16-16 tie =

NOW I AM PISSED! MY GOSH DARN PICTURES OF HORSE [censored] WON"T SHOW UP ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






It's a tie?
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:13 PM

Fail this bitch.........

Posted by: JFish26

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:14 PM

Quote:

Fail this bitch.........






Careful, gutman. You're getting close to a situation in which you would vacate this tournament run.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:15 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I will tell you what losing to B_of_H in a 16-16 tie =

NOW I AM PISSED! MY GOSH DARN PICTURES OF HORSE [censored] WON"T SHOW UP ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






It's a tie?




Now it looks like I won. WHAT THE [censored] PWHITT? WHEN DID YOU CLOSE THE VOTING? IF THE POLLS WERE NOT CLOSED AND THE GAME WAS NOT OVER - WHY DID YOU START THE NEW POLLS? [censored] A MAN! THIS IS BULL FUNKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:17 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Fail this bitch.........






Careful, gutman. You're getting close to a situation in which you would vacate this tournament run.




Why? No pictures of myself puking allowed?
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:19 PM

I was confused in my head whether or not I wanted to advance, as doing so had multiple meanings....

I suppose with gutter being so pissed about this "dangling chad" or whatnot means that he truly is a douche and wants all to know.
Posted by: Fluff

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:19 PM

ewwwwwwwwww it looks like a turd coming out of his mouth
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:21 PM

Quote:

I was confused in my head whether or not I wanted to advance, as doing so had multiple meanings....

I suppose with gutter being so pissed about this "dangling chad" or whatnot means that he truly is a douche and wants all to know.




If I were a douche I wouldn't give a [censored] and wouldn't be trying to draw so much attention to myself. Or does that mean I am a douche? I am confused as usual.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:24 PM

A douchebag contest without Gutter is unacceptable.
I luv B_of_H but this sucks.

Posted by: JFish26

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:27 PM

I have a vested interest. Gutter was my first round pick.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:29 PM

Quote:

A douchebag contest without Gutter is unacceptable.
I luv B_of_H but this sucks.






Thanks Geezer! I agree and so does this guy.

Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:29 PM

Gutter was robbed.

This call ranks right up there with some of the top officiating miscues of all time.

Or is Pwhit just trying to show how big of a douche he is? It all really makes sense if you try not to make sense of it.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:39 PM

I knew since it was close to be smart and take a screen capture in case people were pissed (gutter included). Of course, I was an idiot and forgot to close the voting on that poll so sorry about that. But here you are:

Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:42 PM

Quote:








Looking at your toolbar....

WTF is ASLUV? Hopefully not what it sounds like.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:42 PM

http://asluv.com/2007/09/26/liquid-very-liquid-navigation-as3-experiment/
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:43 PM

Quote:

http://asluv.com/2007/09/26/liquid-very-liquid-navigation-as3-experiment/




yeah man, I googled it as soon as I posted...I knew it wasn't really "ass-love".
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:44 PM

Sorry guys. I forgot to close that poll....I forgot to click that box where it says have an end time (i think if you change the time, it should recognize you are changing it and you shouldn't have to click that box but meh). But the polls closed at 4:30 today. I don't know what to say except check out the screenshot....I think it's fair...but ultimately, it's JLaw's call. Let the madness commence.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:46 PM

Photoshop is a wonderful thing.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:47 PM

Close it and move on, pwhitt.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:49 PM

This was well-played. Pwhitt, you are a genius.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:49 PM

I didn't photoshop it. And it reads 5:30 because I live on the east coast. In my douche draft (if you look at the beginning of this thread) I had LarryB in the final so it's not that I don't think he's a major douche...his reaction to his loss is priceless.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:49 PM

I could be cool about this or I could be a douche. The cool me says......."and there you have it". The douche me says "you were an idiot (you admitted as such) and did not declare a closing time on the poll and people still voted". Was it a case of you conveniently closing the poll when B_of_H was leading or did you intend to close the poll at 4:30 today? I had no clue the poll closed at 4:30 today and apparently neither did other people. If the polls closed early in Florida - Bush would have been re-elected. Consider B_of_H - Geroge W. Bush. [censored] him and I hope he goes down in history as being the biggest douche (President of KUSports.com) of all time.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:53 PM

PROTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A dark cloud has decended upon the Douchebag contest.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 05:55 PM

Quote:

I didn't photoshop it. And it reads 5:30 because I live on the east coast. In my douche draft (if you look at the beginning of this thread) I had LarryB in the final so it's not that I don't think he's a major douche...his reaction to his loss is priceless.




Where would this stand? And gotta love the royals being involved in two.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 06:13 PM

Look - Here is my bottom line. I like pwhittemore and think he is a champ for taking the time and effort to do this. I wish he was a douche so I could go apeshit and really cause a stink but I believe he made an honest mistake. Is it fair? Life isn't fair and to be honest I am going to go home tonight and probably cry myself to sleep that the only thing in my life that I really wanted to win - I lost. I have told everyone that it sucks to be me and here is further proof.

I do hope that when the Final Four is over and the first KUSports.com douche champ is crowned - if B_of_H wins he allows me to share in his glory. I don't think he deserves an asterix if he wins but it would be nice if he recognized that I am really the biggest douche on here and lost in a hotly contested battle.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 06:18 PM



No comment.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 06:20 PM

Quote:

Look - Here is my bottom line. I like pwhittemore and think he is a champ for taking the time and effort to do this. I wish he was a douche so I could go apeshit and really cause a stink but I believe he made an honest mistake. Is it fair? Life isn't fair and to be honest I am going to go home tonight and probably cry myself to sleep that the only thing in my life that I really wanted to win - I lost. I have told everyone that it sucks to be me and here is further proof.

I do hope that when the Final Four is over and the first KUSports.com douche champ is crowned - if B_of_H wins he allows me to share in his glory. I don't think he deserves an asterix if he wins but it would be nice if he recognized that I am really the biggest douche on here and lost in a hotly contested battle.





Quit whining you [censored] douche. What do you expect? You ran into a perfect storm in B_of_H. His doucheness is beyond compare. I knew I was done when I ran into him in the 2nd round. I think you had a little too much confidence going into this matchup gutter, sorry for your loss, but B_of_H is 5 times the douche you are.

Keep trying, there is always next season.

I told you the FF would be epic. 4 BCG members battling it out.

<insert anti-Wahawk comment here>
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 06:23 PM

On the outside lookin in Wa?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 06:29 PM

I went back to vote and I can't do it.
Sensei and Hunter?
Both on my team. Can't do it.
B_of_H and hasbeen?
Can't pick that one either.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 06:44 PM

Well you can't vote if you already voted once. Here is what I did in all honesty. I set the polls to close at 4:30 PM today. I figured that would be central time so I checked at 5:30 to determine the winners. I didn't know if the polls were closed or not...or if that poll closing function even works. I don't know if you can still vote in them..haven't checked. But since the vote was close and I wasn't sure if it was going to work or not, I took a screen capture of both the 77 and Hunter contest (since it was 1 vote close as well) and the LarryB and B of H contest. I may have actually entered the right data and the poll closing time is screwy.

The next polls are closing at 4:30 PM Friday. I checked the box for certain this time. I'm sorry Gutter. Maybe you should post more puking photos. I feel like Bud Selig.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 06:51 PM

>>. I feel like Bud Selig. <<

Try Law's bitch.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 07:01 PM

Hardly. I am greatly indebted to pwhitt for his work here. He has my full thanks and confidence.

Tough break Gutman, but them's the rules.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 07:02 PM

Quote:

>>. I feel like Bud Selig. <<

Try Law's bitch.




Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 07:09 PM

waaaahhhrrrggbluggghrrrb
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 07:12 PM

Ill give Larry the title of honorary douche if it will make him feel better
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 07:57 PM

FWIW - BofH, love you dearly, BUT not a good win.
(pwhitt-all the glory to you for your work & effort)
In my mind there will always be an * astricx (sp?) next to BofH
(sh!t, he hardly even posts anymore)

Do they have recounts in Doucheland????

Gutter... you were my pick for the winner - now what?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 09:49 PM

I'll put an asterisk by the douche win tomorrow if that means anything. Please list conspiracy theories below. Does my blunder mean I get to be in the douche draft next year? Gutter, I cost you the title, surely you'll pick me.
Posted by: HunterThompson

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 10:00 PM

A. Gutter, there is no "cool" in you. Quit crying you little bitch.

2. Geezer is the best General Manager this side of Isaiah Thomas.

and D. This was the best douche tournament in history.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 11:17 PM

I think this needs to be a monthly thing. I am rescinding my name from the pro douche leagues, and I look forward to returning to KUSports.com's douche competitions.

gutter deserved the win. That's bogus.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/21/09 11:45 PM

Quote:

I'll put an asterisk by the douche win tomorrow if that means anything. Please list conspiracy theories below. Does my blunder mean I get to be in the douche draft next year? Gutter, I cost you the title, surely you'll pick me.




I already told you it was genius. If unintended, that much better. The natural douche is always better than the forced douche.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 12:53 AM

look for gutter to come back carolina style next year and blow everybody away

still picking hasbeen though
Posted by: Merg311

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 01:32 AM

Quote:

still picking hasbeen though




He's my pick as well.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 07:03 AM

HunterThompson--I am proud of you. Rising from the ranks to make it to the Final Four. Hang that banner proudly. I am afraid that your Cinderella story may end here.
Posted by: Lawhawk2011

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 08:34 AM

Even though he lost, Gutter still has Miss Congeniality wrapped up right?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 08:37 AM

Quote:

Even though he lost, Gutter still has Miss Congeniality wrapped up right?




That's quality.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 09:21 AM

Whoever wins got a tainted championship because they cheated. Yours truly, Tigerboard.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 09:22 AM

Gutter is fluent in Douchebaganese. His prowess and mastery over the language is quite evident this morning.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 09:35 AM

I am a lazy fvck and would like for someone else to do my leg work for me.

What are the FF matchups again, and which winners would be in the final?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 09:37 AM

Page 31
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 09:37 AM

http://www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket.html

Click SEE RESULTS. Asterisk is added along with rollover explaining asterisk.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 09:40 AM

Thanks guys.

Now, can someone go to the fridge and get me a beer?

edit: how Mr 7 and larryb didn't get past the regional final in a mystery to me.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 09:45 AM

Quote:

http://www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket.html

Click SEE RESULTS. Asterisk is added along with rollover explaining asterisk.




You are an artisan.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 09:47 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Even though he lost, Gutter still has Miss Congeniality wrapped up right?




That's quality.




5 star post for the noob
Posted by: sensei

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 11:28 PM

Wait, WTF happened? Did I win? I can't read all this [censored].
Posted by: sensei

Re: April Doucheness - 04/22/09 11:29 PM

Quote:

waaaahhhrrrggbluggghrrrb



THat's mine. Credit please.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/23/09 10:05 AM

Vote on page 31
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/23/09 10:11 AM

B_of_H and Sensei? Might as well be Iowa State and Colorado.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/23/09 10:12 AM

Quote:

Vote on page 31


dude - that only works for you and your default page settings.

it's page 18 for me - douche.

31, 31, hey - it's on page 31!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/23/09 10:19 AM

You can see the results here. And you can vote a few pages back. Voting closes on Friday 4:30. It could be B of H and Sensei. I figured one of them would make it this far but not both.

www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/23/09 10:20 AM

Like I said, Sensei and B_of_H is like ISU vs. CU.

Sensei



VS.

B_of_H



Notice he's a cowboy hat wearing white guy who thinks he is black.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/23/09 10:22 AM

It looks like LisaT wore off the black face on B_of_H's ears.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/23/09 10:22 AM

Quote:


B_of_H
Notice he's a cowboy hat wearing white guy who thinks he is black.




Heh.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 07:51 AM

Are we really headed for a Sensei/B_of_H douche-off?

Wow. That's like tectonic plates colliding.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:13 PM

tick, tick, tick

hope the refs and the players hear the buzzer
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:15 PM

Quote:

tick, tick, tick

hope the refs and the players hear the buzzer




WHERE WERE YOU LAST ROUND??????????
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:17 PM

werk - somebody has to drive the economy.

i voted for you btw - douche
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:17 PM

I'm here too! Should I take some screenshots?
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:22 PM

No, you should pull the gerbil out of your ass though.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:24 PM

Pulling.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:27 PM

Here's hoping you clipped his little nails.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:29 PM

Doesn't look like it but at least he cleaned it up.

Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:31 PM

And we have our finals. A matchup for the ages. BBQ lovers clash in a showdown of douche.

www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket.html
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:32 PM

Douche Tournament 2009 Finals:
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:34 PM

Set the final voting to close on Tuesday at 4:30 PM.
Condolences to hasbeen and HunterThompson. It was a good run.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:39 PM

The 2 favorites went down. I think they will be loaded for next year and I fully expect another Final Four appearance from them.

By the way B_of_H winner of the KUSports.com tourney challange and the douche of the year. An epic season for the man.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:42 PM

He hasn't won it yet. And don't be modest Gutter, you were one of the favorites as well.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 04:46 PM

It's over unless LisaT is going to make 20 socks so she can make sure Sensei wins.

I was probably the preseason favorite. Let's hope KU doesn't pull a gutter in the NCAA tournament.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 05:09 PM

I love B_of_H but Sensei is a bigger douchebag.
Even Ben will admit that.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 05:21 PM

I don't know how to vote. They both play the same cards. They were molded in the same light. This is hard.

Hasbeen lost though? Wow.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 05:23 PM

Yeah, they both have ten IDs each and used them.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 05:24 PM

[censored] all of you.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 05:25 PM

After Gutter got knocked out, anything could happen.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 05:27 PM

Quote:

[censored] all of you.




kys
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 06:35 PM

kys... means... what?
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 06:41 PM

Quote:

kys... means... what?




kill your self i think these jr high kids are thinking up new stuff every day
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 07:59 PM

Is it fair that BofH has a video up for everyone to see him? Of course, now Jared can stalk him with efficiency...down to the vehicle he drives.

No suit though...sad.
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 08:02 PM

Imagine that. The two suck-me [censored]-me brothers in the finals. I'm very shocked.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 08:22 PM

Quote:

Is it fair that BofH has a video up for everyone to see him? Of course, now Jared can stalk him with efficiency...down to the vehicle he drives.

No suit though...sad.




B of H has some spiky hair.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 08:31 PM

Quote:

B of H has some spiky hair.




web page
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 10:47 PM

The field has to expand for the next time.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/24/09 10:53 PM

Quote:

The field has to expand for the next time.




no it needs to stay the way it is would you change the ncaa tournament? we need to make a 16 team NIT in april composed of nice guys then the douches can duke it out in a 64 team field in may someone expand on this
Posted by: BatmanReturns

Re: April Doucheness - 04/25/09 07:43 AM

Quote:

Quote:

The field has to expand for the next time.




no it needs to stay the way it is would you change the ncaa tournament? we need to make a 16 team NIT in april composed of nice guys then the douches can duke it out in a 64 team field in may someone expand on this




Ok, I'm going to change my ways. No WAY am I going to the NIT.

You people are f-in worthless with your jibber jabber all day about KU this and KU that!
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/25/09 08:39 AM

My vote knotted it at seven. This could get interesting. I can't believe hasbeen is out. Winner could have been determined by a round robin, because some intriguing matchups did not occur.

Oh well, there's always next year. I imagine I will start a 2009 douche draft at some point and use those results to seed the next tournament.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/25/09 10:09 AM

Quote:

Are we really headed for a Sensei/B_of_H douche-off?

Wow. That's like tectonic plates colliding.


The irresistible force meets the immovable object.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/25/09 10:10 AM

Where can I buy a hasbeen FF T-shirt?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/25/09 10:16 AM

Natchos be flyin.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: April Doucheness - 04/25/09 10:16 AM

I'd still like "'09 FF Douche" instead of "Max".
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/25/09 10:25 AM

hasbeen was my pick....but since he was ROBBED I was forced into voting for Sensei...

sorry man....not.
Posted by: BatmanReturns

Re: April Doucheness - 04/25/09 11:18 AM

Where are the finals going to be determined?
I'm interested in seeing what these people look like in person.
The sheer magnitude of witnessing this has got to turn people into stone.
Sensei is the champ as far as I'm concerned. That lady is a douche!
Posted by: madcapper

Re: April Doucheness - 04/25/09 08:21 PM

It was a rigged contest they are all fvcking douches.
Posted by: 1985hawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/25/09 08:32 PM

Its a close contest so far. This tournement is in its infancy and Im sure soon, Edpn will pick up on it and soon to be the major networks.
Posted by: kjay1955

Re: April Doucheness - 04/25/09 11:13 PM

Quote:

Douche Tournament 2009 Finals:




Better hit your free throws guys.
Posted by: sensei

Re: April Doucheness - 04/26/09 09:22 AM

This isn't the first time I've been called an "irresistible force".
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/26/09 02:03 PM

The other times were in relations to gay men.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/26/09 07:36 PM

Quote:

The other times were in relations to gay men.




namely you
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/26/09 07:50 PM

False.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/26/09 07:51 PM

Quote:

False.




its ok to come out of the closet im sure everyone here will be supportive this goes for you too jfish
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness - 04/26/09 09:44 PM

Wow. You have settled on insulting a kid. You really are a man, jared.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/26/09 09:47 PM

Quote:

Wow. You have settled on insulting a kid. You really are a man, jared.




im not jared how can i prove this to you?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/27/09 02:25 PM

Only 23 votes so far. A lot of the earlier votes had almost 40. Just about 24 hours left in this one.
Posted by: georgiahawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/27/09 03:19 PM

Quote:

Quote:

B of H has some spiky hair.




web page




thank god I clicked on that link.

Quote:

Ridge T. says:
Although I do agree with what you have been saying your comment about thin stripes is completely inaccurate especially with the new trends that will be emerging in spring. You say that thick stripe are not stylish, however this year if if you have seen the spring shows the wide stripes have been used to the point of almost over use.

Posted 2008-12-12 12:45:51 EST



Posted by: kjay1955

Re: April Doucheness - 04/27/09 03:25 PM

I voted faithfully in each election. Can I be the official State of Texas Chairman for the 2010 Douche Tourney?
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/27/09 03:31 PM

THAT'S IT - SINCE THIS IS NOT A TOURNAMENT AND IS AN ELECTION I AM ANNOUNCING MY CANADIDACY AS AN IDEPENDANT. A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE AGAINST SENSEI OR B_OF_H....
Posted by: BatmanReturns

Re: April Doucheness - 04/27/09 03:34 PM

Quote:

THAT'S IT - SINCE THIS IS NOT A TOURNAMENT AND IS AN ELECTION I AM ANNOUNCING MY CANADIDACY AS AN IDEPENDANT. A VOTE FOR ME IS A VOTE AGAINST SENSEI OR B_OF_H....





What if it has a hanging chad? Does it count?
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/27/09 03:38 PM

If i win I will give you a hanging chad and I promise to make it count.
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness - 04/27/09 03:43 PM

well, in Gutter's defense, he does post more than Sensei and BofH put together (at least recently)...
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness - 04/27/09 05:54 PM

you lost get over it
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 09:38 AM

When does the douch tourney end? Do we have any theme music for the winner?
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 09:57 AM

I think it ends today at 4:30.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 10:23 AM

Quote:

When does the douch tourney end? Do we have any theme music for the winner?




I have something planned for the apathetic and/or oblivious winner.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 10:49 AM

Douche Tournament 2009 Finals: 1 v 5
Users may choose only one (26 total votes)
1 Sensei
13 50%

5 B of H
13 50%

Neck and neck.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 10:50 AM

Could this go to OT?
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 10:51 AM

More like ass and ass.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:22 PM

Still tied. If it is tied after the deadline, what happens? 24 hour revote?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:23 PM

Quote:

Quote:

When does the douch tourney end? Do we have any theme music for the winner?




I have something planned for the apathetic and/or oblivious winner.


"One Shining Douchebag?"
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:23 PM

They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I say if it's a tie, keep it a tie.

If they were both still posting frequently, I'd suggest a Zoolander-style douche-off.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:24 PM

Quote:

They say a tie is like kissing your sister. I say if it's a tie, keep it a tie.

If they were both still posting frequently, I'd suggest a Zoolander-style douche-off.


Why don't we just make this T-Ball and give everyone a trophy?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:26 PM

No, gutter wants one too bad and I think he needs to learn a lesson.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness *DELETED* - 04/28/09 12:27 PM

Post deleted by larryb
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:28 PM

gutter, no.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:28 PM

Quote:

I'd still like "'09 FF Douche" instead of "Max".




Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:29 PM

FF makes me think of something else, no on that.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:30 PM

No on what? Finger, fist or foot?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:32 PM

finger dumas.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:43 PM

If Sensei does not win this thing, I am going on strike.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:44 PM

Threat or a promise?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 12:46 PM

Quote:

If Sensei does not win this thing, I am going on strike.




Guess Morg's will vote now.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:11 PM

Quote:

Quote:

If Sensei does not win this thing, I am going on strike.




Guess Morg's will vote now.




Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:30 PM

You guys broken up now?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:32 PM

Quote:

You guys broken up now?




Heck no...he does not visit the boards often any more though.
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:33 PM

I honestly think the fake relationship with Morgans is what gets Lisa T through the day...that and Paxil .
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:43 PM

Quote:

I honestly think the fake relationship with Morgans is what gets Lisa T through the day...that and Paxil .




It is long distance at times, but I would not describe it as fake-that is a weird thing to say. That is as much as you get from me.

I smoke weed...no need for anything else!
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:50 PM

Can we get back to the game?

What's the score?
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:51 PM

Sensei is up by one vote. 14-13.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:53 PM

Quote:

Sensei is up by one vote. 14-13.




Call it now
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:54 PM

Quote:

Sensei is up by one vote. 14-13.


Can we vote more than once? If so, what page is the vote post on?
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:55 PM

You can't, but the final poll is on page 36.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:55 PM

I'm at Buffalo Wild Wings. I want OT.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:56 PM

Quote:

You can't, but the final poll is on page 36.


This thread is only 25 pages on my 'puter.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:57 PM

Quote:

Sensei is up by one vote. 14-13.




no way Sensei is the bigger douche. Sensei provides humor. BOH only makes himself laugh.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:58 PM

http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?...;vc=1&nt=41

just below the picture of Gutter's gerbil.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 01:59 PM

Quote:



I smoke weed...no need for anything else!




Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 02:28 PM

Now I can't wait to get home or stop by a friendly venue asap.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 02:30 PM

I'd get high, but I'm too lazy. There's something terribly ironic about that.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 02:33 PM

2 hours and counting.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 02:36 PM

Sensei is up two at this point. LisaT may get her wish yet.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 02:38 PM

Sensei winning? I demand a recount! And then a lawsuit.

I hope the Supreme Court is not busy.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 02:39 PM

And he says I am not supportive! Sensei, Sensei, SSSSSensei....afrenzy!
Posted by: BatmanReturns

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 03:02 PM

Sensei is a douche.
She uses herself on herself.
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 03:03 PM

I really need to burn one right now, btw.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 03:06 PM

Tied again. 16 all.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness - 04/28/09 03:07 PM

Quote:

Tied again. 16 all.




fvck
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 03:32 PM

Still tied.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 03:36 PM

A tie is like kissing your sister but in their case it's like kissing each other.

Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 03:39 PM

unnecessary.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 03:55 PM

You expected something else from me?
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:02 PM

less than 30 minutes to go and B_of_H takes a slight (one vote) lead.

I don't know if there are any eligible voters out there, but you're running out of time.
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:17 PM

Hey Law, I had 2 kids, neither planned. there are worse things that can happen.
Posted by: KUshark

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:21 PM

Fail! Wrong thread!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote:

Hey Law, I had 2 kids, neither planned. there are worse things that can happen.


Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:23 PM

oops... oh well, he reads them all, he'll know what I mean.
Thanks for pointing it out though.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:26 PM

Five minutes until the polls close and Sensei is down by 2. This game is ovah!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:31 PM

5:30. B of H. Wow. That video really may have helped him out. His doucheness of the past may have pushed him to the top here. His win does not come without controversy however--Gutter can comment on this. Congrats. I will update and post the One Douching Moment video shortly.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:31 PM

So is your life as a single guy with no kids.
Posted by: BatmanReturns

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:33 PM

I'm heart broken.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:34 PM

So, how long will LisaT be on strike?
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:38 PM

Not long enough. That's what she often says.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:40 PM

Congrats to B_of_H. The only douche that would have no clue he won and not be present to accept his championship trophy. I think he has ZERO chance of a repeat.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:41 PM

www.pwhittemore.com/douchebracket.html

You can click One Douching Moment or watch the winning movie here.

http://www.pwhittemore.com/douchemoment.html
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:48 PM

Awesome video. Thanks for taking care of the polls from the outset forward.

Why does everybody think I am JesusWasBlack?
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:51 PM

Wow..you seriously outdid yourself.
Posted by: larryb

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 04:52 PM

pwhitt - That is a phenominal video. Thanks for the all around effort you put in to this. You may be a Bud Selig & David Stern douche of a commissioner but you are a Pete Rozelle (yes, I know he is dead but he was the best) in terms of your effort and innovation. Job well done!
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 05:02 PM

Holy Fvck.

Pwhit that was ALLSOME!!!!!
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 05:10 PM

Quote:

Hey Law, I had 2 kids, neither planned. there are worse things that can happen.


Starz for you - that was funny.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 05:20 PM

Hope you all enjoyed and can find yourself ,if you are important enough, in there.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 06:02 PM

We need a Hall.
This should go in it along with the game thread from the Title Game and whatever.
Douche draft thread and the 5 guys thread come to mind.
Posted by: theno1kufan

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 06:37 PM

well its been fun people and it'll be a long summer

whats the chances of B of H repeating?

and who's looking like the favorites for next year?
Posted by: WaHawk04

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 06:46 PM

bravo, pwhitt, bravo. Very nice work.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 06:51 PM

Great video!

Thanks to all the douches for making April doucheness the premiere douche-off event in America. You are all true douches!
Posted by: hawkfan86

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 07:30 PM

No offense Lisa, but that hotdog down the hallway is some seriously funny shiit. Nice work pwhitt!
Posted by: minhin

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 08:59 PM

Pwhitt, what can I say...unbelievably WELL DONE. We're saving it so we can literally roll on the floor each time we watch it.

speechless...
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 09:08 PM

Pwhitt - one of my greatest memories from this year. thank you
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/28/09 10:28 PM

Pwhitt, that was maybe the funniest thing I have ever watched. Absolutely outstanding work.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 12:43 AM

Pwhitt, don't get big-headed on us. You're still a douche.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 09:15 AM

PWhitt, that vid just got you five stars from TOPWM.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 10:20 AM

Tears. Not sure from humor or nostalgia. We all waste a lot of time here. Thanks for that.
Posted by: jayhawk96

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 10:23 AM

Quote:

No offense Lisa, but that hotdog down the hallway is some seriously funny shiit. Nice work pwhitt!




I actually had tears streaming down my face and I don't get half of it. LOL.
Posted by: BatmanReturns

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 10:49 AM

I liked the part that showed LisaT knocked out by another woman! Cat fight!
Sensei vs LisaT
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 11:08 AM

Rankings of teams after the Douche Tournament.
Standard Point System. Points double per round.
1. pwhittemore - 68 points
2. geezer - 50 points
3. gutter - 18 points
4. fschawk - 17 points
5. jayheel - 10 points
6. lisat - 9 points
7. jayhawk01 - 6 points
7. zhawk06 - 6 points
7. lvchawk - 6 points
10. themiracles - 5 points
10. ruinyourday - 5 points
10. shirley - 5 points
10. digitalkookie - 5 points
14. eastcoasthawk - 4 points
14. morgansraider - 4 points
14. beanf14 - 4 points
14. hawksandcats - 4 points
the rest tied with 2.

Alternate system. 1 point added per round advanced.
1. geezer - 13 points
2. pwhittemore - 11 points
3. fschawk - 9 points
4. gutter - 7 points
4. lisat - 7 points
5. jayheel - 6 points
6. jayhawk01 - 5 points
6. zhawk06 - 5 points
6. themiracles - 5 points
6. ruinyourday - 5 points
6. lvchawk - 5 points
6. shirley - 5 points
6. digitalkookie - 5 points
13. eastcoastjahwk - 4 points
13. morgansraider - 4 points
13. beanf14 - 4 points
the rest tied with 2.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 11:32 AM

LOL
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 11:40 AM

I forget whose squad I was a part of...have to say I am honestly a bit disappointed to not be featured in some way in the video.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 11:41 AM

Are you We Don't Need Chalmers?
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 11:43 AM

Correct..WeDontNeedRush, WDNR2007, WDNC2008, publicenemyone and spacey.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 11:45 AM

Well. Spacey is in there. Are you 6 foot 5 and know people?
WDNC is featured--Chalmers gets drawn on towards the end.
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 11:46 AM

True, thanks for putting up that picture of me with my grandson in front of Memorial.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 11:48 AM

great work on the video whitt!!!

just got around to watching it...hilarious
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 12:00 PM

Quote:

I forget whose squad I was a part of...have to say I am honestly a bit disappointed to not be featured in some way in the video.




I thought the animated douchebag was you.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 02:17 PM

Jiminny Cricket....lol PWhit, you suck you funny man...or woman..
Posted by: Briscoefor6

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/29/09 02:30 PM

I just watched it again and I have to say I don't get the WDNC part...first Chalmers gets long hair, then his name gets crossed out (that part I get), and then he gets scribbled on for a half second or so.
Posted by: kjay1955

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/30/09 05:55 PM

ELECTION FRAUD!!

NO WAY can B_of_H be the Douche winner if he both likes KU basketball and the LOST tv show. Absolutely, 100% impossible. Get a hold of James Baker immediately.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 04/30/09 05:59 PM

kjay you forgot about his small penis.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 07/06/10 05:58 PM

Quote:

We need a Hall.
This should go in it along with the game thread from the Title Game and whatever.
Douche draft thread and the 5 guys thread come to mind.




Ahem. Even the great Geezer himself said it.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 07/06/10 06:00 PM

Great find Pwhit.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 07/06/10 06:05 PM

I just read through part of it and found out that thenokufan got linked with JDavis in this very thread.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 07/06/10 06:11 PM

That in and of itself should get it inducted.
Posted by: alexoobers

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 07/06/10 06:13 PM

So...is there going to be another one this year?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 07/06/10 06:15 PM

One time event.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: April Doucheness--Final Hour - 07/06/10 06:16 PM

Time to lock it and await Jesse's verdict.