2008 KUSports Douche Draft

Posted by: ruinyourday

2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:33 PM

With the first selection in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I select JHK.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:37 PM

I have to go in the lottery or I'm pulling my name out.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:38 PM

With the Second pick in the 2008 Douche Draft I select Sensei.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:39 PM

[starts crying and puts a hat, with a picture of a douche on the front, on head]
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:40 PM

Quote:

[starts crying and puts a hat with a picture of a douche on the front on head]




Don't forget to thank Momma.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:41 PM

With the third pick in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I select WDNC2008.

For those follwing at home, your draft board looks like this:

1. JHK
2. Sensei
3. WDNC2008
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:42 PM

I"m going to Disney World!!!!!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:46 PM

I have the fourth pick. I want to select B of H but I think I can get him in a later round. Anyone want to trade?
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:48 PM

I would hope I would go in the lottery too so I wouldn't have to go from looking look like this.



to looking like this when my name wasn't called.

Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:49 PM

Quote:

With the Second pick in the 2008 Douche Draft I select Sensei.




Crowd cheers wildly "whaaaawhaaaaa he is a douche!!!"
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:50 PM

gutter - you aren't eligible as it was discovered you got paid to be a professional douche.
Posted by: JHK

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:51 PM

I'm so awesome.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:52 PM

having won it all last season, i have no first round selections...hoping there will still be some quality douchebags available in the second round

[crosses fingers]
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:54 PM

Quote:

I'm so awesome.




Comments like that make me confident that I made the right choice.

You have a good shot at Douche Rookie of the Year.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:55 PM

I'll trade you my 4th round douche pick for your second round douche pick and a pick to be named later. Like after KU basketball loses its first game.
Posted by: JHK

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:55 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I'm so awesome.




Comments like that make me confident that I made the right choice.

You have a good shot at Douche Rookie of the Year.




I'm a gamechanger.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:56 PM

Quote:

I'll trade you my 4th round douche pick for your second round douche pick and a pick to be named later. Like after KU basketball loses its first game.




lemme get with my staff...
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:58 PM

With the 5th Pick of the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, the Jayheels pick the comma guy, 77342U.

He has a chance to be Comeback Douche of the Year.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 12:59 PM

Good pick jayheel. Very good pick.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:05 PM

Quote:

having won it all last season, i have no first round selections...hoping there will still be some quality douchebags available in the second round

[crosses fingers]




Trust me buddy this is one of the deepest drafts in history.
Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:06 PM

rgreene passed up again...
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:08 PM

Quote:

rgreene passed up again...




nobody wants to draft him because he's being represented by the Jaylaw Sports Agency.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:09 PM

Quote:

Quote:

having won it all last season, i have no first round selections...hoping there will still be some quality douchebags available in the second round

[crosses fingers]




Trust me buddy this is one of the deepest drafts in history.




thanks geez
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:21 PM

We're here today with Mel Kiper Jr. The leading authority on Douchebags and Mel what do you think so far?

"Ruinyourday has ruined his day by taking the unknown obnoxious kid from Goodland who I had rated in mid 5th round."

Geezer comes through with a No-Brainer. Sensei has been the Dominant force in Douchebaggery for a long time now and may just be hitting his prime. It really is the Se4nsei era."

Fschawk makes another no-brainer pick. WeDontNeed whoever is a force to be dealt with.

Still plenty of talent left on the board. Gutter should have been gone by now but rumor has it he's lost a step.

Thanks Mel back to the action.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:25 PM

Quote:


Still plenty of talent left on the board. Gutter should have been gone by now but rumor has it he's lost a step.





Gutter took a step back when he started blogging for KUSports. His mastery of the douche arts will never be the same again.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:26 PM

Updated Draft Board:

1. JHK
2. Sensei
3. WDNC2008
4. Awaiting pwhittemore's selection
5. 77342U
Posted by: JHK

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:27 PM

"I know how to play. I play great. I should take over Ruinyourday's team."

JHK
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:30 PM

Quote:

I have the fourth pick. I want to select B of H but I think I can get him in a later round. Anyone want to trade?




I have the first pick in the second round, and I own B_of_H, so a trade is possible....let me know.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:34 PM

The 4th pick is yours if I get B of H, his band and your second round pick.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:35 PM

Quote:

With the first selection in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I select JHK.




I will trade you my 1st round draft pick (#6 overall), catilac, and the rights to my 2nd rounder in 2009 for JHK.

Don't forget that catilac is a 4 time All-Star.
Posted by: LVCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:35 PM

I'm going with an all-timer, a seasoned veteran. He may not show up, but his doucheness will never be forgotten.

Pantsfiddler
Posted by: kugrad05

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:37 PM

I am picking Tuff Tiger
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:38 PM

Quote:

The 4th pick is yours if I get B of H, his band and your second round pick.




Done...

For the 4th pick of the allsome 2008 Douche Draft I select with excitement, Geezer...one hell of a douche. A proud day.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:38 PM

Everyone: catilac is on the trading block. I'm looking to trade this old douche for some young talent and/or draft picks.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:38 PM

Quote:

I'm going with an all-timer, a seasoned veteran. He may not show up, but his doucheness will never be forgotten.

Pantsfiddler




lol
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:41 PM

Quote:

For the 4th pick of the allsome 2008 Douche Draft I select with excitement, Geezer...one hell of a douche. A proud day.




FCUK!!! i was hoping to pick up the geez and utilize his masterful skills in a player/coach role...

back to the drawing board
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:41 PM

With the next pic of the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I select....

JDavis

"Yeah, we never thought he would fall this far. We feel like we've acquired a douche that could've easily been the first or second pick overall. We're very pleased with this selection...."
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:41 PM

I'm picking the sock puppeteer - whoever he/she/they is/are.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:42 PM

Quote:

With the next pic of the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I select....

JDavis




Wow, a great selection. You picked a potential HOF with the 7th overall pick. This really changes the dynamics of this draft.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:42 PM

Quote:

I'm going with an all-timer, a seasoned veteran. He may not show up, but his doucheness will never be forgotten.

Pantsfiddler




I didn't recall p-fiddy. I looked up some of his master work. http://boards.kusports.com/dosearch.php?...&fromprof=1
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:43 PM

Quote:

Quote:

With the first selection in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I select JHK.




I will trade you my 1st round draft pick (#6 overall), catilac, and the rights to my 2nd rounder in 2009 for JHK.

Don't forget that catilac is a 4 time All-Star.




Trade accepted--you have JHK, I have catilac and with your draft pick, I select CaptainTrich.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:43 PM

Quote:

I'm picking the sock puppeteer - whoever he/she/they is/are.




Is it one person, or more than one person?...mystery...It seems like there are some exclusive Polly one/s, then smack one/s..will the real puppeteer/pupeteers please stand up? we need clarification for draft purposes.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:43 PM

"Yeah, this guy has a little bit of everything. Yeah, he can do all the things that all douches can do. He can be annoying, offputting, irritating....but he brings a possibly sociopathic quality that really makes him special. Most board douches....they're internet douches. But JDavis might be the real thing."
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:45 PM

Lemme know when the second round starts. I'm in the process of moving the Douche venue, now to be named "Allsome Arena", to a more "urban" location with more african american BBQers, per request of my newly acquired All Star.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:45 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

With the first selection in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I select JHK.




I will trade you my 1st round draft pick (#6 overall), catilac, and the rights to my 2nd rounder in 2009 for JHK.

Don't forget that catilac is a 4 time All-Star.




Trade accepted--you have JHK, I have catilac and with your draft pick, I select CaptainTrich.




Thanks, you're definitely adding a seasoned veteran to your roster.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:46 PM

can we get a draft board update please??
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:48 PM

Quote:

Lemme know when the second round starts. I'm in the process of moving the Douche venue, now to be named "Allsome Arena", to a more "urban" location with more african american BBQers, per request of my newly acquired All Star.




I am sure you can manage his demands and special temperment...I will alert you when the first round is over and he needs to be in the green room...I hope the snacks satisfy him.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:50 PM

Come on...I get drafted 3rd? Just call me Michael Jordan. FSC, you won't be sorry...I'm going to make ruin and Geezer sorry they overlooked me.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:50 PM

Quote:

Quote:

For the 4th pick of the allsome 2008 Douche Draft I select with excitement, Geezer...one hell of a douche. A proud day.




FCUK!!! i was hoping to pick up the geez and utilize his masterful skills in a player/coach role...

back to the drawing board




We are excited about obtaining the coach in cleats...but a little concerned as his wife is so high maintenence, flips people off for no reason, the rants...wish me luck.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:51 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:51 PM

I don't have a pick this year, but I am shocked...SHOCKED that hasbeen is still on the board.

What's wrong with you people?
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:53 PM

Quote:

I don't have a pick this year, but I am shocked...SHOCKED that hasbeen is still on the board.

What's wrong with you people?




i dont have a first round pick...
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:53 PM

1. JHK (traded for 6th pick, catilac, 2009 2nd rnd)
2. Sensei
3. WDNC2008
4. Geezer (traded for 1st 2nd rnd pick, B of H, and B of H's band)
5. 77342U
6. Captain Trich
7. Pantsfiddler
8. Tuff Tiger
9. JDavis
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:53 PM

>>We are excited about obtaining the coach in cleats...but a little concerned as his wife is so high maintenence, flips people off for no reason, the rants...wish me luck.<<

Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:54 PM

How many selections per round?
Posted by: LVCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:54 PM

You have a pick, I'll give you my 2nd rounder so you can pick him up. Go for it.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:54 PM

Hasbeen is definitely sweating like Brady Quinn here in the green room.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:55 PM

Mizzoubandalum is still on the board.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:55 PM

Quote:

Come on...I get drafted 3rd? Just call me Michael Jordan. FSC, you won't be sorry...I'm going to make ruin and Geezer sorry they overlooked me.




I know you will. I'm not trading you for anyone.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:55 PM

Just to let you guys know, I'm holding out of camp for the time being. Rosengreensteingold is my agent so bring your sharpest pencils if you want to get in on the sweepstakes.
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:57 PM

Quote:

Rosengreensteingold is my agent....




I think you just justified your draft status.

Well done.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 01:59 PM

I select hasbeen but trade his rights to the Uganda Dadas of the United African Douche Bag League for a dicktaster I mean dictator to be named later.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:00 PM

Quote:

How many selections per round?




Well, it's my thread, so I guess I'll make the rules. Barring trades, each poster gets one selection per round. The first round will close at 10:00 p.m. Central tonight. Draft order will be maintained from that point forward, again, barring trades. The draft will continue for as many rounds as it takes to select all the douchebags around here. When it's all said and done, I'll call it and compile douche rosters.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:01 PM

And Gutter impresses at the DBag combine. Someone's gotta take him soon.
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:02 PM

Come on DC... You know Hasbeen will be CRUSHED if you don't pick him.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:02 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:02 PM

Gutter is a one-trick pony. I need a more versatile performer.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:05 PM

Quote:

Gutter is a one-trick pony. I need a more versatile performer.





Confused, I thought you were happy???
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:06 PM

Quote:

I am picking Tuff Tiger




I'll give you a 3rd, 4th and next years 1st and 2nd for Tuff Tiger. I figure he'll be making a big appearance in the next week or so.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:06 PM

Quote:

Gutter is a one-trick pony. I need a more versatile performer.




I found jersey girls cat. This ought to buy me some douche bag points.

Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:07 PM

I'm still trying to figure out how TuffTiger ended up in the Douche draft.

He's a hero, not a douche.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:07 PM

Scratch my original trade offer, can I get gutter?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:08 PM

damnnit gutter
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:08 PM

JFish26 sprints to the podium...gotta get this pick in!

"Well, you know, I actually like the guy. But in my quest to acquire a consistent douche with a history of performing in good times and bad, one douche stands above the rest in terms of rampant, unrelenting, self-aggrandizing jackassery. It is with pride, pleasure, and no small amount of trepidation that I announce that GUTTER is my first overall selection. Adding the Cal Ripken Jr. of douche-baggery is a steal at this point in the process and I'm excited for rookie minicamp in a few weeks."
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:10 PM

Quote:

JFish26 sprints to the podium...gotta get this pick in!

"Well, you know, I actually like the guy. But in my quest to acquire a consistent douche with a history of performing in good times and bad, one douche stands above the rest in terms of rampant, unrelenting, self-aggrandizing jackassery. It is with pride, pleasure, and no small amount of trepidation that I announce that GUTTER is my first overall selection. Adding the Cal Ripken Jr. of douche-baggery is a steal at this point in the process and I'm excited for rookie minicamp in a few weeks."





Thanks Fish! I took this photo with the commish. Hope you like it.

Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:11 PM

2 minutes to late. I slid in above. Behind the curtains.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:11 PM

Not cool, Gutter.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:12 PM

Quote:

2 minutes to late. I slid in above. Behind the curtains.




Yours, sir, was a question. Not a selection.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:13 PM

Quote:

Quote:

2 minutes to late. I slid in above. Behind the curtains.




Yours, sir, was a question. Not a selection.





True, FVCK!!! I am getting Jew'd here!!!
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:13 PM

Quote:

Not cool, Gutter.




No it's not and I apologize to Jersey and everyone else but my agent got on me and obviously I impressed at the draft camp.
Posted by: kugrad05

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:14 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I am picking Tuff Tiger




I'll give you a 3rd, 4th and next years 1st and 2nd for Tuff Tiger. I figure he'll be making a big appearance in the next week or so.




Tuff Tiger is not up for trade. I see big things in his future. Plus I like the rabbit with the pancake hat.
Posted by: LVCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:14 PM

I donate the trophy. Luckily I'm sort of an expert at photoshop.....


Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:14 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Not cool, Gutter.




No it's not and I apologize to Jersey and everyone else but my agent got on me and obviously I impressed at the rookie camp.




I can't believe you didn't pick yourself.
That would have been a true douche move.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:14 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:15 PM

Alright, Chit. I'll take Portnoy2. He sucks though. But is a decent douche.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:15 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Not cool, Gutter.




No it's not and I apologize to Jersey and everyone else but my agent got on me and obviously I impressed at the rookie camp.




"To the fans of JFish26's Douche team who don't know gutter, I want to show you this post as an example for what the team's newest addition will bring to the table every game. Douche-tasticism followed by a brief mea culpa is Gutter's go-to move, and he comes into the league a polished, ready-to-go douche."
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:17 PM

You know, this is all fine and good....but how do you think Jersey will feel when she sees that? Remove that, seriously....
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:17 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
Posted by: LVCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:19 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Not cool, Gutter.




No it's not and I apologize to Jersey and everyone else but my agent got on me and obviously I impressed at the rookie camp.




"To the fans of JFish26's Douche team who don't know gutter, I want to show you this post as an example for what the team's newest addition will bring to the table every game. Douche-tasticism followed by a brief mea culpa is Gutter's go-to move, and he comes into the league a polished, ready-to-go douche."




Good selection(no offense gutter), Roy never would recruit the Chicago area.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:28 PM

Come on people, you're on the clock here.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:30 PM

Quote:

Come on people, you're on the clock here.




If there is only 12 picks, I get the 1st pick of the 2nd round. I will take TIMMY!!!(tmcats)
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:31 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Come on people, you're on the clock here.




If there is only 12 picks, I get the 1st pick of the 2nd round. I will take TIMMY!!!(tmcats)




Read the rules, douche-mo. Second round selections will be in the order of the first round selections. You can't pre-emptively pick.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:32 PM

Note to draft management: process is not smooth, room for improvement.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:35 PM

Waht am I? Chopped liver?

BTW, uncool, Gutter.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:35 PM

Quote:

Waht am I? Chopped liver?

BTW, uncool, Gutter.




Check your vm, my staff left a message. We need you to answer some questions about your spotty history before we can seriously consider you. We are however, very interested.
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:38 PM

As agent for Shirley... she will pick the Polly Board Phenom RManFlint for her first round choice. She will, however, entertain trade offers.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:45 PM

So Jersey never found her cat? That sucks.
Posted by: JHK

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:47 PM

"I don't really know how I feel about being traded to Zhawk06. I don't know if their style of gay is going to limit me as a douche. But the head coach was a legendary douche and I'm sure I can learn something from him. Maybe I can work on my idiot skills."

JHK
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:49 PM

Quote:

"I don't really know how I feel about being traded to Zhawk06. I don't know if their style of gay is going to limit me as a douche. But the head coach was a legendary douche and I'm sure I can learn something from him. Maybe I can work on my idiot skills."

JHK




No need to work on them. The skills are there buddy.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:50 PM

Quote:

Note to draft management: process is not smooth, room for improvement.




I'm doing my best. All the trades are difficult to keep track of, plus some people don't follow the rules.

I can't believe you haven't been picked yet.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:51 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:51 PM

Quote:

So Jersey never found her cat? That sucks.




ditto...hate it. Very pretty cat...
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:52 PM



I can't believe you haven't been picked yet.




stfu
Posted by: JHK

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:53 PM

No need to work on them. The skills are there buddy.

"It's always nice to meet my fans."

JHK
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:56 PM

my staff has just informed me that some deals have been agreed upon and finalized that will enable us to make a first round selection. that being said, i am proud to announce our selection...

with the 14th overall pick in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, we have selected PE1
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:58 PM

Quote:


with the 14th overall pick in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, we have selected PE1




He's already been taken by FSC.
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:58 PM

WOW, you got him pretty low... congrats!!!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 02:58 PM

Just chiming in here, at 11:00 PM EST, 10 PM Central, I will be making the first selection of the 2nd round per Lisa T's trade.

Crossing my fingers my dark horse is still available.
Posted by: 5DecadeHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:00 PM

Quote:

Alright, Chit. I'll take Portnoy2. He sucks though. But is a decent douche.





That's a shrewd selection. Heck, if you get all of his sock puppets with that one pick, you have an entire roster filled out just by making one selection.
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:00 PM

If it's not too late - I would like to select DaleTGribble
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:01 PM

Quote:

Quote:


with the 14th overall pick in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, we have selected PE1




He's already been taken by FSC.




apparently there has been some miscommunications and confusion in the draft room...the 14th overall pick will be posted shortly
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:02 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Alright, Chit. I'll take Portnoy2. He sucks though. But is a decent douche.





That's a shrewd selection. Heck, if you get all of his sock puppets with that one pick, you have an entire roster filled out just by making one selection.





Exactly. I pretty much just landed any douche from mu with 1 pick.
Posted by: LVCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:03 PM

Quote:

If it's not too late - I would like to select DaleTGribble




Nice selection. This pick also comes with an attached Roy Williams
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:05 PM

How many pick in round 1?
Hurry up! I want to claim my second pick!!!

And we need a recap.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:05 PM

after many probing queries and deliberation, the 14th overall pick has been decided upon. he is perhaps a little rough around the edges and not as well known as some of the mega-stars to be selected before him, however, my sources tell me the kid has fantastic potential and a wonderful upside...

with the 14th overall pick, out of washington state, we have chosen WaHawk04
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:07 PM

Wow.

Nice pick-up kookie.

The kid doesn't have a lot of experience, but his upside is tremendous.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:07 PM

2nd round starts at 10 according to ruinyourday.
I have the first pick in this round and my player is still available.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:08 PM

Actually, I move to insert a new rule.

From this point forward, you can't make a pick without recapping.

Can someone second that shitt?
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:08 PM

Quote:

my staff has just informed me that some deals have been agreed upon and finalized that will enable us to make a first round selection. that being said, i am proud to announce our selection...

with the 14th overall pick in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, we have selected PE1




DUDE! How did you not know that WNDC is PE1? It's kind of like this.

Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:09 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. Digitalkookie selects WaHawk04

15. EastCoast selects DaleTGribble
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:10 PM

Quote:

Actually, I move to insert a new rule.

From this point forward, you can't make a pick without recapping.

Can someone second that shitt?




I updated and now I second the motion.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:11 PM








I jumped back when I saw that pic...frightening.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:13 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

REMINDER--second round begins at 10:00 p.m. Central tonight and proceeds in the SAME ORDER as the first round, barring trades.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:13 PM

Ever see Juwanna Mann? One of the worst movies ever made.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:14 PM

I'd like to question at this juncture why Zhawk already owned catilac and LisaT already owned B_of_H.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:14 PM

Quote:

Ever see Juwanna Mann? One of the worst movies ever made.




No sir...
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:16 PM

Quote:

I'd like to question at this juncture why Zhawk already owned catilac and LisaT already owned B_of_H.






It's called fiat. As the Douchemissioner, I have it, you don't.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:17 PM

It is fairly common knowledge LisaT owns BH on a regular basis.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:17 PM

Quote:

I'd like to question at this juncture why Zhawk already owned catilac and LisaT already owned B_of_H.




The key to this business is personal relationships.- Jerry MaGuire
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:18 PM

I've never seen Jerry Maguire, and I'm rather proud of that.....
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:18 PM

16th pick, I take shades.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:19 PM

Quote:

DUDE! How did you not know that WNDC is PE1? It's kind of like this.




fully realized they were the same...apparently was not up to speed on the sock rule

[thumbs through rule book]
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:19 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

REMINDER--second round begins at 10:00 p.m. Central tonight and proceeds in the SAME ORDER as the first round, barring trades.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:19 PM

Quote:

16th pick, I take shades.



don't be a douche. recap please.

shitt, looks like someone did it for you.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:20 PM

Quote:

Quote:

DUDE! How did you not know that WNDC is PE1? It's kind of like this.




fully realized they were the same...apparently was not up to speed on the sock rule

[thumbs through rule book]




Check chapter 69
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:22 PM

Quote:

I've never seen Jerry Maguire, and I'm rather proud of that.....




well, boo phuucking hoo..- Rod Tidwell
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:24 PM

I pick LisaT....always wanted to own a caged cougar.

If she is already taken I go with KUFan1994 (how is he not taken already?)
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:24 PM

Quote:

fully realized they were the same...apparently was not up to speed on the sock rule

[thumbs through rule book]




Check chapter 69




eureka!!!
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:24 PM

No way Geezer is up at 10:00 for this.
Can I PM my pick to someone?
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:26 PM

10:00pm? WTF? By the time it gets to the 10th pick in the second round it might be 3:00am. Someone call me and wake me up. My number is 312 690 0769.
Posted by: LVCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:29 PM

Yeah, I'll be at the game, so no pick for me. I'll sell my team (7th pick) to anyone interested
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:29 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

OKAY, FINE PEOPLE. THE SECOND ROUND WILL COMMENCE AT 7:00 p.m., NOT 10:00.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:32 PM

I take Jaynies kitchen.

"We haven't heard much from the former #1 ranked douchebag in the past year, but you can't ignore her potential. Her potential far exceeds any other douchebags in this draft calls and we fully expect her to lead us to the title THIS season."
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:37 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

OKAY, FINE PEOPLE. THE SECOND ROUND WILL COMMENCE AT 7:00 p.m., NOT 10:00.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 03:59 PM

Quote:

I'd like to question at this juncture why Zhawk already owned catilac and LisaT already owned B_of_H.




Because catilac followed me around on the boards for a while, always posting after I did...and I owned him each and every time he did (so bad he sent me a PM requesting that we fight).
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:06 PM

Representing the monied majority in Joco, we proudly select. . . .Leawood.

"This is an obvious choice for us as there has never been a douche so willing to hear our pleas and represent our desire for an AFH relocation to 135th & Metcalf. Currently we have Von Maur but our true anchor tennant target has always been the University of Kansas." - Carl Gerlach, Mayor Overland Park


1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:15 PM

Anyone selected I Suck Balls!(fomerly Portnoy2) yet?

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:17 PM

Since Portnoy2 is now I Suck Balls! who has rights on him? Me or Miracles? This could be a "cap" situation....

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:20 PM

Thus my point about sock puppets and their masters. We need clarification on these issues !
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:20 PM

Quote:

Since Portnoy2 is now I Suck Balls! who has rights on him? Me or Miracles? This could be a "cap" situation....

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!




I own the rights to all of his socks too. Sorry Hawkhead.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:22 PM

Quote:

Thus my point about sock puppets and their masters. We need clarification on these issues !




It's kind of like the WR/KR in football.
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:22 PM

Goddammit!


Fvck! TuffTiger is gone, too!

TheSource??????? We MAY have a winner!

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:26 PM

Oh man the 2nd round can't get here soon enough.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:30 PM

Quote:

Goddammit!


Fvck! TuffTiger is gone, too!

TheSource??????? We MAY have a winner!

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!




Is that your selection?
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:33 PM

Yes....Source it is!!!!

(He still around?)

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:37 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

2nd Round begins at 7:00 pm. Have your douche draft boards ready.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:37 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Thus my point about sock puppets and their masters. We need clarification on these issues !




It's kind of like the WR/KR in football.




Actually it's more like Chad Johnson and Chad Ochocinco.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:39 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Thus my point about sock puppets and their masters. We need clarification on these issues !




It's kind of like the WR/KR in football.




Actually it's more like Chad Johnson and Chad Ochocinco.




I stand corrected. Thank you.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:41 PM

1) I'll take Morgans

2) Is there any doubt about who the steal of the draft has been so far? I've done far more to earn the overall number one pick than anybody else that posts on this piece of [censored] board. Go check my post history. No one has referred to you douche bags as a "douche" than this douche. I feel like Paul Pierce. All of you will pay.

3) [censored] all of you.
Posted by: 5DecadeHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:41 PM

Hawkhead... I strongly encourage you to discuss a trade with Miracles for Portnoy's rights. It seems appropriate.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:42 PM

Quote:

Goddammit!


Fvck! TuffTiger is gone, too!

TheSource??????? We MAY have a winner!

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!




Excellent mod post.
Posted by: bruceandbiff

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:43 PM

Biff selects SF Bayhawk.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:43 PM

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

2nd Round begins at 7:00 pm. Have your douche draft boards ready.


Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:44 PM

Quote:

1) I'll take Morgans

2) Is there any doubt about who the steal of the draft has been so far? I've done far more to earn the overall number one pick than anybody else that posts on this piece of [censored] board. Go check my post history. No one has referred to you douche bags as a "douche" than this douche. I feel like Paul Pierce. All of you will pay.

3) [censored] all of you.




You have a long way to go if you want to become the biggest douche on these boards. I'm not sure you even have what it takes to be the best.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:47 PM

Quote:

1) I'll take Morgans

2) Is there any doubt about who the steal of the draft has been so far? I've done far more to earn the overall number one pick than anybody else that posts on this piece of [censored] board. Go check my post history. No one has referred to you douche bags as a "douche" than this douche. I feel like Paul Pierce. All of you will pay.

3) [censored] all of you.




Hasbeen - I want you to know I still love you and to have you as MY douche - it's an honor! I am glad the Ugandan team was not able to obtain a visa for you. I tried to get the news of the trade proposal in the Ugandan news but it looks like it didn't make it. http://www.newvision.co.ug/I/8/30
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:48 PM



2) Is there any doubt about who the steal of the draft has been so far? I've done far more to earn the overall number one pick than anybody else that posts on this piece of [censored] board. Go check my post history. No one has referred to you douche bags as a "douche" than this douche. I feel like Paul Pierce. All of you will pay.

3) [censored] all of you.





This last ditch effort in the combine gets you no additional credit as top douche.
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:51 PM

Is the Goodland douche still on the boards? He just may be the DA of this draft.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 04:56 PM

Quote:

Is the Goodland douche still on the boards? He just may be the DA of this draft.




He was numero uno!!!
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:00 PM

Dang, maybe I need to get my reading glasses
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:05 PM

2 hours away, my 2nd round pick will be a Gilbert Arenas-like steal.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:06 PM

Can players be owners? If so I would like to select ChicagoHawk.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:06 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Is the Goodland douche still on the boards? He just may be the DA of this draft.




He was numero uno!!!




I agree that was a solid pick for #1 but hasbeen is right he (hasbeen) probably should have been the #1 overall douche pick from the boards. You have to admit he has all the qualifications not to mention the overall consistency.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:10 PM

Well there is a break in the action and we're back with Mel Kiper Jr. World biggest Douche expert. What are your impressions so far?

" Glad to be here Geez a lot of surprises so far.
Has Been lasted way too long as did Flint. I know Geez after talking with you that you have a Blockbuster lined up to Team with The Babe Ruth of Douche Sensei. I know you thought LisaT would slide to Round 2 and that would have been a hellofa locker room. Morgs is gone also with fvcked Lisa draft to bejezuz."

Well Mel How do you rate it so far?

" Geez and FSCHawk are sitting pretty well. LisaT's theft of B_of_H may have been the coup so far. Still I think her loss of Morgan will doom that locker room. Neither of those guys will want to listen to her whining for MR. I sense a mutiny.
Morgans pick of JDavis was a real gem. He had an allsome combine but the question with JDavis is availability?

Still a lot of BIG TIME douchebags out there.
Could be as many as 8 1st ballot HOF douchebags in this draft and my board still has some on it."

Thanks for stopping by Mel.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:12 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Is the Goodland douche still on the boards? He just may be the DA of this draft.




He was numero uno!!!




I agree that was a solid pick for #1 but hasbeen is right he (hasbeen) probably should have been the #1 overall douche pick from the boards. You have to admit he has all the qualifications not to mention the overall consistency.




You obviously didn't subscribe to Mel Kiper Jr's rating service.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:13 PM

I've just been made aware via PM about a trade involving me...I won't play in the snow, so if you think I'm going to Milwaukee you're out of your mind.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:16 PM

Quote:

I've just been made aware via PM about a trade involving me...I won't play in the snow, so if you think I'm going to Milwaukee you're out of your mind.




Ummmm your in Boulder dude? What you only come out 4 months out of the year?
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:16 PM

Quote:

I've just been made aware via PM about a trade involving me...I won't play in the snow, so if you think I'm going to Milwaukee you're out of your mind.




A guy in Boulder who won't play in the snow?
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:17 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I've just been made aware via PM about a trade involving me...I won't play in the snow, so if you think I'm going to Milwaukee you're out of your mind.




A guy in Boulder who won't play in the snow?




Thats what I said.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:19 PM

Quote:

I've just been made aware via PM about a trade involving me...I won't play in the snow, so if you think I'm going to Milwaukee you're out of your mind.




How can you be a cancer in the locker room if you're the only one in it?

Fvck I got to PM FSC and talk trade to see if I can team you up with Sensei.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:21 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Is the Goodland douche still on the boards? He just may be the DA of this draft.




He was numero uno!!!




I agree that was a solid pick for #1 but hasbeen is right he (hasbeen) probably should have been the #1 overall douche pick from the boards. You have to admit he has all the qualifications not to mention the overall consistency.




You obviously didn't subscribe to Mel Kiper Jr's rating service.




I put a no trade clause in LisaT's contract so if you other owners want her you better really pony up. She will veto your asses right on outa here if you don't offer something good as she assures me she is real happy in the 01 stable.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:25 PM

I have the self proclaimed rookie of the year. Let's hope he walks the walk.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:26 PM

my player has the best.....wait I better stop before I get in trouble.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:33 PM

...

4) Thread of the year.
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:37 PM

My player hasn't played in quite awhile.

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:39 PM

Boulder has the most sunny days/year for any city over 50,000. We don't get much snow really and when we do it melts the same day. Have you all ever BEEN to Colorado?
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:41 PM

My second rounder is a stretch but may garner some oohs and aahs.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:41 PM

I'm really excited that I've gotten the rights to JHK through my trade with RUIN. catilac has been a douche for quite some time, but I had to get younger. That's why I traded him for JHK. JHK is like a 1-and-doner; lots of potential right now and a little unpolished, but will likely be a huge douche in due time.
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:41 PM

I knew that Denver was credited for having the most sunny days of any city (over 1million, I think!).

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!

PS I know your response wasn't directed at me!
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:44 PM

OOOWWWWW! I just came up with my 7PM pick! It's gonna kick ass! Better be back on here right at 7!!!!

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:44 PM

Quote:

Boulder has the most sunny days/year for any city over 50,000. We don't get much snow really and when we do it melts the same day. Have you all ever BEEN to Colorado?




I assume you mean most sunny days in the state of Colorado?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:45 PM

Quote:

...

4) Thread of the year.




Yup
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:46 PM

Is that 7PM Central or Eastern???
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:46 PM

Central. We draft in the same order as the first round I believe.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:48 PM

That's not fair.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:50 PM

I vote that we draft in the inverse order of the first round. I think that's more fair.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:52 PM

Maybe when it's your draft you can make the rules.
Posted by: Z8RR8

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 05:53 PM

Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:00 PM

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Some fun while the 2nd round awaits.
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:04 PM

99 doesn't see any of you douchebags referring to themselves in the 3rd person. 99 says, if you can't refer to yourself in the 3rd person, you're not a douchebag.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:06 PM



I put a no trade clause in LisaT's contract so if you other owners want her you better really pony up. She will veto your asses right on outa here if you don't offer something good as she assures me she is real happy in the 01 stable.




Just a reminder 01 of the fine print my agent had put in the contract....under no circumstances are my claws to be removed....ever. MEOW.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:10 PM

Back again with Mel Kiper Jr.

Mel what do your sources tell you?

"Thanks Geez, a lot going on behind the scenes.
Rumors out there about where B_of_H will end up.
Only thing I can come up with is Lisa may be worried about team chemistry. Geezer may not be thrilled having to carry an overweight guy with an orthapedic device on his foot."

Thanks for the update Mel.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:12 PM

Worried about team chemistry, hell I am EXCITED about it.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:18 PM

Commissioner, please disregard my previous pick if it has not already been registered with the League. With the 22nd pick in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I would like to select tmcats .
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:29 PM

Quote:

Commissioner, please disregard my previous pick if it has not already been registered with the League. With the 22nd pick in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I would like to select tmcats .




Doesn't someone have some body waste to empty?
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:29 PM

Nice try olds, nice try.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:29 PM

I just want to check with ruinyourday if the trade with LisaT still stands. I went into it with Lisa - that's what she said - believing I would get the 1st pick of the 2nd. I have my selection ready.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:31 PM

Quote:

Nice try olds, nice try.




How's your scooter?
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:31 PM

Quote:



I put a no trade clause in LisaT's contract so if you other owners want her you better really pony up. She will veto your asses right on outa here if you don't offer something good as she assures me she is real happy in the 01 stable.




Just a reminder 01 of the fine print my agent had put in the contract....under no circumstances are my claws to be removed....ever. MEOW.




I would NEVER think of claw removal. I little danger makes things interesting!
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:50 PM

Back again with Mel Kiper Jr.
How do you see the second round shaping up?

"Well Geez, you are in the cat birds seat. Obviously ruin doesn't have a clue so who are you going to take?"

Well taking somebody to team up with Sensei is not easy.
But I think I have a couple options.
One should have gone in the first round and my other one is a sleeper.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:51 PM

I've got a big time sleeper.
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:54 PM

Quote:

Commissioner, please disregard my previous pick if it has not already been registered with the League. With the 22nd pick in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I would like to select tmcats .


You go FVCK yourself RIGHT NOW!!! That is my secret weapon, can't believe he's overlooked pick. Either I get him, or I take my team and go the fvck home now!!!!!

I'm calling bullshit in this manner!

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 06:59 PM

okay so does this go in order of last pick or what? I am ready to pick NOW!
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:00 PM

Well, I'm not even sure that I'm eligible since I was selected as a player before I made my draft selection. So you might be in the clear.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:01 PM

Ruin is on the clock.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:01 PM

Well, with no word from the commish I am assuming my trade with Lisa T for B of H and her first round pick went through.

Assuming I get whatever moniker this Douche has spawned I am taking "I know more about football because I was a player and a coach for KU and if you disagree I'll kick your ass".....SPACEY.

Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:01 PM

It goes in order
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:01 PM

Okay, everybody, the much anticipated second round has commenced. With the 21st pick of the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I select Iowaboy. Again, please wait until it is your turn to draft. Those who did not draft in the first round will have to wait until the end of the second round to be added into the douche rotation. When the draft is complete (how many rounds that will take is anyone's guess) teams can be built through free agency and trades. I think each of the 20 participants should build a team of five douche posters.

Geezer is on the clock.

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 selects Leawood

20. KUHawkHead selects The_Source

__________________________________________________________
Second Round:

21. ruinyourday selects iowaboy
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:02 PM

DAMINIT!!!! fvcking IowaBoy!!!
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:02 PM

So how long do we give the people not showing up before we skip them and move on....how long do we have to draft. C'mon I want to pick ASAP!
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:03 PM

Dude 01, relax. You're l7th.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:04 PM

They will have as long as it takes to make their second round selection. I am inserting LisaT into pick 4.5 of the second round because there was a little ambiguity there with the picks. If you don't like it, [censored] off.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:04 PM

Quote:

DAMINIT!!!! fvcking IowaBoy!!!




That's the highest anyone from ISU has ever been drafted. IB should be proud.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:04 PM

I know and I have a Bball game to get to and watch the banner come down. LETS GO PEOPLE!
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:04 PM

With the second pick of the Second round of 2008 Douche Draft Geezer takes Gquinn.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:05 PM

Am I OK with the Spacey pick? I've had my eye on him for quite a while.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:05 PM

Quote:

With the second pick of the Second round of 2008 Douche Draft Geezer takes Gquinn.




Great, great pick.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:05 PM

Quote:

With the second pick of the Second round of 2008 Douche Draft Geezer takes Gquinn.





DAMN YOU GEEZER...he was mine. Awesome 2nd round pick. He should have gone in the 1st.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:06 PM

Quote:

With the second pick of the Second round of 2008 Douche Draft Geezer takes Gquinn.




Boy, he sure is a DOUCHE. Great pick Geezer!!
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:06 PM

Quote:

Quote:

With the second pick of the Second round of 2008 Douche Draft Geezer takes Gquinn.





DAMN YOU GEEZER...he was mine. Awesome 2nd round pick. He should have gone in the 1st.




I thought that as well....big, big time douche.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:08 PM

Quote:

With the second pick of the Second round of 2008 Douche Draft Geezer takes Gquinn.




Excellent pick. Olive Garden waiters have to fall somewhere in the first two rounds.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:08 PM

Quote:

Okay, everybody, the much anticipated second round has commenced. With the 21st pick of the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, I select Iowaboy. Again, please wait until it is your turn to draft. Those who did not draft in the first round will have to wait until the end of the second round to be added into the douche rotation. When the draft is complete (how many rounds that will take is anyone's guess) teams can be built through free agency and trades. I think each of the 20 participants should build a team of five douche posters.

Geezer is on the clock.

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 selects Leawood

20. KUHawkHead selects The_Source

__________________________________________________________
Second Round:

21. ruinyourday selects iowaboy




This is incorrect, Morgans was selected 21st
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:09 PM

Tmcats, brando, rgreene and wisconsinjayhawk still on the board here FSC. I think the choice is obvious. Can you imagine tmcats and I on the same team? Scarrry.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:09 PM

FSCHAWK---ur up
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:10 PM

Lets go people...I don't want to have to do this from my Iphone. PICK ALREADY!
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:12 PM

Bunch of fvcking lolly gagers!!! Damnit i've got my pic ready, let's go people.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:12 PM

Man, I've a great, great pick that the old timers are going to love.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:12 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22.Ruinyourday selects Iowaboy

23. Geezer Selects gquinn
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:13 PM

Quote:

Bunch of fvcking lolly gagers!!! Damnit i've got my pic ready, let's go people.




thank you...for the fcukin love, tip off in 45, can we get on with this
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:14 PM

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider




-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:15 PM

Be reminded that I have the 6th pick of this round, not ruinyourday...that trade was only for the 6th pick of the 1st round.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:15 PM

Back with Mel Kiper Jr.
Mel did the pick of Quinn pretty much seal this up as an EPIC win for the Geez?

"Not so fast my friend. Plenty more DBags out there. He did get 2 1st ballot HOF's lets see what happens next."

Thanks Mel back to the action.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:15 PM

moving on PWhitt your up
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:17 PM

Quote:

moving on PWhitt your up




We must await word from the commish
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:17 PM

Quote:

moving on PWhitt your up





GEEZER....you be the official. You make the call when it's time to move on. We don't have all day. LETS GO PEOPLE....Geezer will disqualify your slow asses. Do it Geez!
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:18 PM

I was wondering when someone would get around to Wisky. Not an obvious choice, but what he lacks in general douchiness he makes up for in clever douchiness.

2nd round steal, if you ask me.

Or maybe he's my sock?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:18 PM

I've already made my pick. This guy was a winner and still is through various other screen names. Your favorite hard core republican. Know it all about KU football. Kick your ass if you argue with him. So Douchetastic that he got banned.

Spacey.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:20 PM

SUPER...Jayheel GOOOOOOOO
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:20 PM

Quote:

SUPER...Jayheel GOOOOOOOO




Am I next, he said I was 4.5? Are we moving along here?
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:21 PM

And I am after LisaT.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:21 PM

No
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:22 PM

I think ruinyourday is putting his foot down. He probably wants FSC to pick before anyone else can make their selection. If FSC picks Spacey, I'm taking RGreene.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:22 PM

Don't know if it's my turn but I select Mr. Phillip Ronald McDonald's brother-Terrence Hatton. Better known as THat1. That disposable douche came on the boards hooting up his brother and KU. [censored] him and [censored] his brother.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:23 PM

Okay that is it I am picking if we don't get this moving. BTW Lisa you have to wait until the end to pick since you did not pick in the first round. Commish made the rules not me so hate on him.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:23 PM

yes I am...I had the 6th overall pick in the first round but traded it to ruinyourday...that pick was only first the first round and I get the 6th slot back in the 2nd round!!!!!

DONT BE A DOUCHE!
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:23 PM

Quote:

They will have as long as it takes to make their second round selection. I am inserting LisaT into pick 4.5 of the second round because there was a little ambiguity there with the picks. If you don't like it, [censored] off.




In accordance with the above....I select, in the second round of the 2008 Douchegasm draft......drum roll....SeanR9ne...thank you.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:24 PM

Quote:

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects (no pick)
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT


Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:24 PM

Nah. Lisa T got my 4th round pick and she picked Geezer. She promised me the 1st pick in the 2nd. Get with the Douche program.
Posted by: KU76erfan

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:24 PM

Quote:

I was wondering when someone would get around to Wisky. Not an obvious choice, but what he lacks in general douchiness he makes up for in clever douchiness.

2nd round steal, if you ask me.





+1
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:24 PM

I am 26 man...
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:24 PM

Okay so LisaT got to pick by special rule...groovy. NEXT Go Z GOOOOOOO
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:25 PM

Z-man, Z-man
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:25 PM

LisaT, was that your pick? I'm up then...
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:25 PM

Quote:

LisaT, was that your pick? I'm up then...




yup, the floor is yours
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:26 PM

Quote:

LisaT, was that your pick? I'm up then...



Yes for the love of gawd man pick already.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:26 PM

With the 6th pick in the 2nd round of the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, Zhawk06 selects: TheRealCoachK
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:26 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects (no pick)
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects Z-man
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK





Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:26 PM

Nice. Although I believe that's just a spawn of KUKUKU and Portnoy. But the guy can play, no doubt.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:26 PM

Quote:

With the 6th pick in the 2nd round of the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, Zhawk06 selects: TheRealCoachK




Ohhhh nice pick...seriously that is a good one. NEXT....
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:27 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects (no pick)
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects Z-man










no, I picked SeanR9ne
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:27 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5Decadehawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT







I'll save the commish the trouble of eradicating the picks that went without me because I still got who I want.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:28 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK








Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:30 PM

Jayheel....up
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:30 PM

I will get the steal of the draft in the 3rd round.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:31 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5Decadehawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK

Please be patient people, sheesh.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:31 PM

Quote:

I will get the steal of the draft in the 3rd round.




Nope, I am.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:32 PM

ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. Jayheel selects (no pick)
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:32 PM

No more selections out of order. A pick ain't official until I put it on the board, so no one is picking out of turn.

Bunch of savages around here.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:33 PM

Who's up
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:33 PM

Quote:

No more selections out of order. A pick ain't official until I put it on the board, so no one is picking out of turn.

Bunch of savages around here.




Hey, you asked us to come out and play, what did you expect, civility and crumpets? pfft
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:34 PM

Quote:

Who's up




Jayheel
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:35 PM

and we will wait however long it takes for jayheel to make his selection.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:37 PM

Quote:

and we will wait however long it takes for jayheel to make his selection.




Thats BULLSH*T....we need time limits of two minutes or less.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:38 PM

Back with Mel Kiper Jr.
Well Mel things happening pretty quick now, what do you think?

Pretty obvious Geezer is going to dominate.
How anybody can stand up against the combined douche of Sensei and Quinn is beyond me.
But WTF the Patriots lost the Super Bowl.

Back to the action.
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:38 PM

Quote:

Quote:

and we will wait however long it takes for jayheel to make his selection.




Thats BULLSH*T....we need time limits of two minutes or less.




He's not even frickin' online, we could be here all night!
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:39 PM

Exactly...if you are not here you forfeit.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:39 PM

I have to say Geezer's team is the strongest in terms of DPower so far but the problem is, Sensei and GQuinn practically play the same position so I worry about playing time.

B of H and Spacey have completely opposite playing styles. Not to mention B of H's band to pad my bench.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:40 PM

Quote:

Quote:

and we will wait however long it takes for jayheel to make his selection.




Thats BULLSH*T....we need time limits of two minutes or less.




Why don't you just try to enjoy the process. Prognosticate about the strength of the round 1/2 combos selected so far. I wasn't put on this earth to entertain you. Chill the [censored] out.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:41 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

and we will wait however long it takes for jayheel to make his selection.




Thats BULLSH*T....we need time limits of two minutes or less.




Why don't you just try to enjoy the process. Prognosticate about the strength of the round 1/2 combos selected so far. I wasn't put on this earth to entertain you. Chill the [censored] out.




DUDE the actual game starts in 20 min....let's get crack-a-lackin' on this thing.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:44 PM

Jeez. If they don't pick tonight, take a deep breath, and log on tomorrow. Ruinyourday, look what you have started.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:49 PM

I still have sleepers.
I'm going to dominate.
When I get done the Campanille will look like me.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:50 PM

I have a couple closers hanging around myself.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:50 PM

This is just the selection of teams. I need to start figuring out how to score the game.

I'm kicking around the idea of the owner of a poster getting a point for every time a non-owner of a poster calls that poster a douche.

It will make the word more than just a passing insult for those playing the game.

Thoughts?
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:51 PM

Not bad not bad, but can we just skip the people who aren't here?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:52 PM

Quote:

I still have sleepers.
I'm going to dominate.
When I get done the Campanille will look like me.




fvuck you, I have you, I own you and the sassy youngster Sean...

Sensei will play for a while then go off cryin and quinn will make fun of him so much he will never come back..your dynmaic SUCKS old man...

I WIN
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:52 PM

Well if that's the case, I don't want a user who is banned because of his mastery of the game.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:52 PM

Quote:

This is just the selection of teams. I need to start figuring out how to score the game.

I'm kicking around the idea of the owner of a poster getting a point for every time a non-owner of a poster calls that poster a douche.

It will make the word more than just a passing insult for those playing the game.

Thoughts?





You are a douche.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:52 PM

I think you're a douche.
What's the question?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:53 PM

I guess I just became Pure Jayhawk on this thread. Who'da thunk?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:53 PM

Good call. I haven't decided on game rules yet, but douche hall-of-famers shouldn't be ignored.

Maybe the whole thing will just be for bragging rights. You know kind of a "that's my douche!" type thing.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:54 PM

Heel you suck...gotta go watch the Hawks....Rock Chalk...beer thirty....all that..
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:54 PM

I'm a little confused on the draft order. How many picks before mine?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:58 PM

Looks like seven more--just follow the order of the first round.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 07:59 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I still have sleepers.
I'm going to dominate.
When I get done the Campanille will look like me.




fvuck you, I have you, I own you and the sassy youngster Sean...

Sensei will play for a while then go off cryin and quinn will make fun of him so much he will never come back..your dynmaic SUCKS old man...

I WIN




Have you thought of Manny being Manny?
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:10 PM

I DEMAND tmcats. Make it happen. Help me to help him...

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:16 PM

I'm gone Have fun.
See you in the AM.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:23 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK













Fugg all y'all.
Pretty douchey of me eh?

I can't believe the best of the best hasn't been chosen yet.


Jayheel picks chicagohawk.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:26 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk

ZHawk06 is on the clock.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:36 PM

I am just glad that I'm not picked yet.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:38 PM

You're not on my douche radar, that's for sure.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:40 PM

I have potential...I'm young, I have a high ceiling, if one at all. Isn't that what coaches look for in a douche? I also have less miles on me than, say, sensei or JHK. I'm a sleeper that's for sure.
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:42 PM

I'm thinkin 3rd round 010...
Naw, I haven't seen any douche in you either.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:43 PM

Nah, any douchiness will get chalked up to youthful indiscretion.
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:52 PM

Where's the next damn pick??? I have to pick for Shirley...
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:55 PM

Quote:

Fugg all y'all.
Pretty douchey of me eh?

I can't believe the best of the best hasn't been chosen yet.


Jayheel picks chicagohawk.




DAMN YOU HEEL!!!!!!! I spoke to "Tuby" Smith earlier today and he told ME to select ChiHawk! You Sir shall feel my wrath for evermore!!!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:58 PM

I know everyone is anxious to move forward with the douche draft, but chances are some people are at the game and I'm not going to penalize them for being unavailable.

I can't think of a single one of you that won't be around tomorrow to finish the second round anyway.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 08:59 PM

I had ChiHawk in the mind...but he's so legendary he's not a Douche anymore.
Can't wait to add to the team:
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:03 PM

Quote:

I had ChiHawk in the mind...but he's so legendary he's not a Douche anymore.
Can't wait to add to the team:





Superb
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:04 PM

Who's up next...
Ruinyourday... I think you're up ???
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:05 PM

I had 10 (now 9) on my "board" with many +s and -s for each but the Tubman was just too good to be true to be still available. Damn Heel is out there doing who knows what other than selecting and he takes my #1! Jayheel=Grande Douche Maximus.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:06 PM

No, I traded my overall #1 pick of JHK for catilac and ZHawk's #6 pick. He's on the clock. Feel free to PM me Shirley's selection and is the poster is available, I'll consider the draft selection tendered.

I suppose that goes for all of you.
Posted by: KU76erfan

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:07 PM

Quote:

Grande Douche Maximus.




LOL
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:07 PM

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk

ZHawk06 is on the clock.




How many fvcking picks does zhawk get?
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:08 PM

Quote:

No, I traded my overall #1 pick of JHK for catilac and ZHawk's #6 pick. He's on the clock. Feel free to PM me Shirley's selection and is the poster is available, I'll consider the draft selection tendered.

I suppose that goes for all of you.




I already made my pick before the KU game started. I have TheRealCoachK. You already have me listed on the score sheet.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:09 PM

I think LVC is next.
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:09 PM

OTAY we'll play nice, just don't skip me as Shirley's agent tomorrow. I actually have to work at work sometimes.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:10 PM

Oh [censored]. LVCHawk is up.

Someone pick me--I'm clearly a douche.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:10 PM

Yeah LVC is next.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:12 PM

If LVC is up, we are done for tonight.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:13 PM

at the game?
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:21 PM

I'm signin off to watch the rest of the game upstairs.
See you guys tomorrow-
ruinyourday, you are a prince for thinking of this one...
(lowers head, curtsy in her nightgown)
LMFAO all day long!!!!!
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:23 PM

later minhin, have a good evening
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:35 PM

Quote:

I've already made my pick. This guy was a winner and still is through various other screen names. Your favorite hard core republican. Know it all about KU football. Kick your ass if you argue with him. So Douchetastic that he got banned.

Spacey.





Steal of the draft, in my opinion.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:36 PM

wow - glad I had to work today...
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:39 PM

Speaking of which, I'd like to ask that people update the draft board themselves when they select--I can't babysit this thread all day.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:42 PM

Quote:



Steal of the draft, in my opinion.




Gilbert Arenas like.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 09:57 PM

The Commish is calling it a night. See you all tomorrow for day two.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 11:16 PM

LisaT with the shittiest pick of the draft so far...SeanR9ne? Horrible pick.

There are bound to be some tense moments in the locker room, but I'm pretty happy with FSC picking up 5Decade. We bring completely different styles to the table, so I think we can supplement eachother nicely. I feel like he's finally willing to spend some money and get me the support I need to bring home a title.
Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 11:27 PM

WTF...I picked rgreene back in the first round and no one noted it...DAMN IT!!!!
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 11:29 PM

I will repeat...I am available. I have the highest potential/ceiling of anyone in the draft. I have many years to develop douchiness. I will be a douche for lower pay in my early years, though I hope to be making the big bucks for it once I hit my prime. I see myself as a Kobe/KG/Lebron type douche. I am ready to make the jump without having to spend time in college. Let's get it done.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 11:46 PM

Quote:

With the second pick of the Second round of 2008 Douche Draft Geezer takes Gquinn.




Damn, thought I was going to have to go to the developmental league.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 11:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:

and we will wait however long it takes for jayheel to make his selection.




Thats BULLSH*T....we need time limits of two minutes or less.




gonna be just like sex for you then, huh?

(preseason swish)
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 11:54 PM

Quote:

I have to say Geezer's team is the strongest in terms of DPower so far but the problem is, Sensei and GQuinn practically play the same position so I worry about playing time.

B of H and Spacey have completely opposite playing styles. Not to mention B of H's band to pad my bench.




I'm going to play the 1, and sensei is the 2. I'm much better at setting up then scoring myself (phuck, I hate when things just work out phrasing themselves like that).
Posted by: casey

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/18/08 11:54 PM

Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:06 AM

Quote:

WTF...I picked rgreene back in the first round and no one noted it...DAMN IT!!!!




When did you take him?
Posted by: trojanhawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:33 AM

That first round is garbage without the_source.
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:45 AM

I took The_source. Wanna trade?? I Suck Balls! for the_source?

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:21 AM

The Commish is checking back in. LVC is still on the clock.

Brando--find where you drafted rgreene and let me know where that puts you in the order. If you want to participate, I think I can get you worked in to the second round.

Everyone should consider rgreene to be off the table until further notice.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:23 AM

I thought RGreene was banned.
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:25 AM

Didn't RGreene, you know, fail a test?
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:25 AM

Plenty of talent still available at the Hawks on Politics board.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:28 AM

Oh man, I really think I have a solid combo in WDNC and 5Decade. Old and new school douchedom, in tandem. WDNC is right that there is a lot of unmined douche ore on the politics board. I don't have the heart to scout the football board, however.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:32 AM

I have just notified LVChawk by PM and now I'm announcing it formally. The Douche Draft will resume with or without LVChawk at 9:00 a.m. We will continue in order. LVC can pick among who is left when he rejoins us.
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:40 AM

we need an updated draft board.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:42 AM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk

KUgrad05 is on the clock effective 9:00 a.m. Central. He will have one hour to make his selection before we proceed.
Posted by: jhizzawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:51 AM

Come on guys..I have not posted here often but I thought my acts would have gotten me selection. I will be the free agent pick up of the year!
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:00 AM

Quote:

Come on guys..I have not posted here often but I thought my acts would have gotten me selection. I will be the free agent pick up of the year!




27 posts does not even register on the douche scale compared to what has been picked. I am thinking you might be a 7th round pick...if you are lucky.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:03 AM

Quote:

I had ChiHawk in the mind...but he's so legendary he's not a Douche anymore.
Can't wait to add to the team:



Hilarious.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:03 AM

I'll shoot myself in the head if this thing goes seven rounds. I'm thinking a five douche roster should be more than sufficient, there is no shortage of douchebags around here.

Anyway, we are moving on past LVC. The floor belongs to kugrad05.
Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:13 AM

ok...so I guess my "drafting" of him was not clear...I appologize....I made a comment on the first page of the thread and thought I made a followup comment but never did...

So I would like to draft him...by proxy...I got to go pay da bills....so this is my draft proxy of rgreene...
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:13 AM

this is the best thread ever, btw. so damn funny.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:15 AM

Quote:

I'll shoot myself in the head if this thing goes seven rounds.

Well, here is to eight rounds then!
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:16 AM

Quote:

Come on guys..I have not posted here often but I thought my acts would have gotten me selection. I will be the free agent pick up of the year!




This is a douche draft not a dildo draft. If you are still around in the 5th round I will select you but expect to be cut if you don't produce early and often.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:25 AM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper

LVC selected by PM.
KUgrad05 is on the clock.
Brando, I put you at the tail end of the first round with rgreene. Don't worry, there are still plenty of douches left.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:29 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I had ChiHawk in the mind...but he's so legendary he's not a Douche anymore.
Can't wait to add to the team:



Hilarious.




Douchetastic!!!!
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:29 AM

Geezer, what is going on????? Commentary?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:29 AM

Brando cheats.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:32 AM

Quote:

Geezer, what is going on????? Commentary?




Busier than censored today.
Have to check with Mel Jr. later.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:33 AM

30 minutes before Morgansraider is free to select.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:33 AM

Quote:

Brando cheats.




Draft tampering is not cool.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:33 AM

Quote:

30 minutes before Morgansraider is free to select.




He is hawt.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:34 AM

Quote:

Quote:

30 minutes before Morgansraider is free to select.




He is hawt.




weird.
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:36 AM

Quote:

Quote:

30 minutes before Morgansraider is free to select.




He is hawt.




Cripes, somebody isn't even finished with her morning coffee and she's already sudsin' like a Maytag.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:36 AM

Just got an email from 05. He said he is getting an enema right now and said he can't draft at this time. Someone draft for him. Let's go!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:38 AM

What happens when Lisa T and Morgans have a falling out? Those'll be fun times.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:39 AM

Not that I expected RGreene to fall to the third but I'm betting there are some angry drafters. RGreene certainly is, at least, 2nd round material.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:40 AM

Quote:

What happens when Lisa T and Morgans have a falling out? Those'll be fun times.




Probably a bunch of little dick/huge pussy blasts. Will be fun.

KUgrad05--come on down! You've got 20 minutes.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:43 AM

Quote:

What happens when Lisa T and Morgans have a falling out? Those'll be fun times.



We have had falling outs from time to time. We're both passionate, intense people....but we always make up in fun ways. Hate to disappoint you.....
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:44 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I'll shoot myself in the head if this thing goes seven rounds.

Well, here is to eight rounds then!




[censored] you. Oh wait, that's some other random dude you met here.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:44 AM

angry make up sex...the best kind.

Now lets get this draft moving...I have a serious sleeper pick to throw down. The douche of all douches. Lets GO!
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:44 AM

Quote:

What happens when Lisa T and Morgans have a falling out? Those'll be fun times.


Already been discussed.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:45 AM

Yeah, at least be original.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:45 AM

Quote:

angry make up sex...the best kind.

Now lets get this draft moving...I have a serious sleeper pick to throw down. The douche of all douches. Lets GO!




Good Christ you are impatient. 15 minutes before Morgans can pick. Calm down, dude.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:46 AM

Quote:

angry make up sex...the best kind.

Now lets get this draft moving...I have a serious sleeper pick to throw down. The douche of all douches. Lets GO!




as entertaining as this thread is and all, the impatient rumblings of 01 and themiracles make them stand out as actual douchebags.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:47 AM

Sweet my draft status is moving up. Can't believe I have not been picked yet.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:48 AM

01 is REALLY into this game.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:48 AM

Give it time, douche Padwan.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:49 AM

Quote:

Sweet my draft status is moving up. Can't believe I have not been picked yet.




you haven't been picked b/c you ARE ACTUALLY A DOUCHE. You bring nothing to the game, you aren't coachable, and your attitude sucks.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:49 AM

Quote:

01 is REALLY into this game.




Slow two days at work. What can I say I am easily entertained.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:50 AM

Easily entertained my ass! You ain't happy unless somebody's picking.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:50 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Sweet my draft status is moving up. Can't believe I have not been picked yet.




you haven't been picked b/c you ARE ACTUALLY A DOUCHE. You bring nothing to the game, you aren't coachable, and your attitude sucks.




Awesome...I should have been the number on pick. Now I know how DA felt on draft night.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:50 AM

Quote:

Easily entertained my ass! You ain't happy unless somebody's picking.




LOL....you have a point.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:52 AM

Quote:



Awesome...I should have been the number on pick. Now I know how DA felt on draft night.




No, you shouldn't have. And that is what is funny. You are too stupid to get the actual intent of this thread, which is to make fun of people for their rude/crude/yet intellectual antics (well, sometimes intellectual). You bring nothing but self-centered, short-sighted, and ignorant opinions.

Just sayin'

edit: p.s... still go with netflix.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:53 AM

Can I go ahead and [censored] pick already?
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:53 AM

Wahooo under gingers skin....my draft status has to be moving up fast.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:54 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Sweet my draft status is moving up. Can't believe I have not been picked yet.




you haven't been picked b/c you ARE ACTUALLY A DOUCHE. You bring nothing to the game, you aren't coachable, and your attitude sucks.




Awesome...I should have been the number on pick. Now I know how DA felt on draft night.




Yeah but you don't know how his truck mother and truck brother felt. They felt HUNGRY and wanted to get their asses to KFC to celebrate DA's being drafted and had to wait an extra couple hours.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:55 AM



as entertaining as this thread is and all, the impatient rumblings of 01 and themiracles make them stand out as actual douchebags.




The draft isn't over yet quinn, so this comment gets you "no" points. Sorry, geezer.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:56 AM

Quote:



as entertaining as this thread is and all, the impatient rumblings of 01 and themiracles make them stand out as actual douchebags.




The draft isn't over yet quinn, so this comment gets you "no" points. Sorry, geezer.




b!tch, I am a free agent...even though I'm on the Geez's team, you can't control me.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:57 AM

You are locked in buddy. Sorry. No arbitration for you.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:57 AM

Geez checking in with Mel Kiper Jr.
Mel what do you think of day 2?

"Well geez to be honest not much going on. Your boy Quinn seems to be in mid-season form. Helluva backcourt with Quinn and the Babe Ruth of Douche."

"Let me ask you a question Geez, What are you going to do with your frontcourt?"

Well Mel honestly with the number of sh1tty picks going on around here I'm not worried. I'm pretty sure there will still be a 1st ballot HOFer when it comes around to me again. And I'm sure RGreene will get thrown out of the league before he ever plays a game.

back to work.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:01 AM

With the next pick in the 2nd Round of the Douche Draft, Morgansraider selects............


Pomeranian
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:02 AM

Off topic: Morgs, Free State has the Hopjack out.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:04 AM

Mel Kyper, JR:

Wow. This is a bit of a surprise pick, although it definitely fills a need for this team. This team needs a humorless prig douche to fill out its roster. It hit a home run with the selection of the over-the-top JDavis in the first round....this is more of a safe pick, but a good pick up for this team. One wonders if this pick would've still been available in the third round, but this is mere speculation. Solid pick after a great first round pic.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:04 AM

Not sure if I am stuck with my out of order pick from last night? What's the ruling?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:04 AM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian

Gutter is on the clock.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:05 AM

Quote:

Off topic: Morgs, Free State has the Hopjack out.


Thanks for the tip. I'll be living there this weekend.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:10 AM

Alright. I am going to stick with last nights selection of THAT1. Terrence Hatton as you may recall was the GIANT douche who came on here hootin up his brother Phillip Ronald McDonald and how he was going to come to KU. Ronald has been playing well for New Mexico and Terrance is currently under my desk licking my nut sack for a dollar.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:12 AM

Quote:

Mel Kyper, JR:

Wow. This is a bit of a surprise pick, although it definitely fills a need for this team. This team needs a humorless prig douche to fill out its roster. It hit a home run with the selection of the over-the-top JDavis in the first round....this is more of a safe pick, but a good pick up for this team. One wonders if this pick would've still been available in the third round, but this is mere speculation. Solid pick after a great first round pic.




I'm not sure Jdavis was that good of a pick. Although he does have unrefined potential, his inability to take heat back, and his meltdowns will prove him to be a head case.

see: vince young.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:12 AM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1

JFish is on the clock.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:12 AM

I'm wondering if gutter is picking his "socks" from here on out?
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:13 AM

Is the 2nd round 22 picks as well?
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:14 AM

That's why I selected Pomeranian. I need a more stable douche just in case JDavis doesn't work out.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:14 AM

I can see leaving the second round open for those who missed the first round.

Sound good?
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:16 AM

BTW, FSC....I think your selection of 5Decadehawk is terrific. I can't stand that guy.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:17 AM

Quote:

BTW, FSC....I think your selection of 5Decadehawk is terrific. I can't stand that guy.




which is why your teams will fail. Geezer is assembling a team of people he actually likes....and we'll want to play for the coach as well. It will be a chemistry the league has never before witnessed.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:17 AM

Yeah, he was a real grab in the second round.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:18 AM

Yeah, FSC has had a STRONG draft. No one combines hubris and stupidiy like 5decade.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:19 AM

...........and pointlessness.....and senility.....and banality....should I go on?
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:19 AM

Quote:

I can see leaving the second round open for those who missed the first round.

Sound good?




After the people who are here pick.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:22 AM

5Decade takes a back seat to Spacey in that department. Decade is Hansbrough in the Final Four game. Spacey is Cole.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:22 AM

Yeah, what did you think I meant?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:23 AM

JFish only gets until 10:30--I want to get this show on the road.

If he's not on-line during his law school lectures, well, tough [censored].
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:23 AM

That anybody could just jump in a pick whenever.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:25 AM

No, that's not what I meant. I'm trying to maintain order here.
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:38 AM

Quote:

With the next pick in the 2nd Round of the Douche Draft, Morgansraider selects............


Pomeranian




Steal of the draft so far....
Posted by: bpritchett

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:39 AM

Quote:

I'm trying to maintain order here.




With a bunch of douches? Good luck with that.

I tuned in for Kiper's analysis. Since he's MIA, tuning out again.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:42 AM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. JFish free to select at any time

TheMiracles is on the clock
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:45 AM

With my 2nd round pick I select:

HeyCobo out of the little brother society.
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:47 AM

Shirley's 2nd round pick...(drumroll)...
DCHawk
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:48 AM

Quote:

Shirley's 2nd round pick...(drumroll)...
DCHawk




I hope Shirley has paid you well to negotiate with that douche...well.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:49 AM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. JFish free to select at any time
33. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
34. Shirley selects DCHawk

EastCoastJHawk is on the clock.
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:49 AM

Quote:

Shirley's 2nd round pick...(drumroll)...
DCHawk




Typically Shirlish.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:49 AM

Quote:

Shirley's 2nd round pick...(drumroll)...
DCHawk




THAT IS THE STEAL OF THE DRAFT.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:52 AM

Hey Mel got a minute?

"Sure Geez, looks like the Motherlode of talent that is the politics board is starting to run. Could be a few more from that group going quickly."
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:52 AM

This is BS....some people get hours and I get seconds. I wanted RGreene but Brando shenaniganed his way in.

JFish26 selects Phogusher.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:54 AM

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. JFish free to select at any time
33. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
34. Shirley selects DCHawk

EastCoastJHawk is on the clock.




Time to take a look at your last posts. I selected with the 32nd or 33rd pick.
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:54 AM

Quote:


"Sure Geez, looks like the Motherlode of talent that is the politics board is starting to run. Could be a few more from that group going quickly."




Mel's board still has Wisky as "Best Douche still available."

I wonder if it's an attitude thing...
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:54 AM

Quote:

This is BS....some people get hours and I get seconds. I wanted RGreene but Brando shenaniganed his way in.

JFish26 selects Phogusher.




We waited quite a while...quit being so douchy.

Nice pic...a douche who loves his emoticons for sure...
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:54 AM

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
33. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
34. Shirley selects DCHawk

EastCoastJHawk is on the clock. We will move to DigitalKookie at 11:10 a.m. Central.
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:55 AM

Ok.

I'm going against my advisers here. They wanted me to take an up-and-comer who had the potential to become a Derrick Rose or Michael Beasley.

But with my first round pick being out of action for a while, despite having tremendous talent, he will be a little rusty. So I need someone who can give me a solid performance of douche-baggery. He isn't flashy as spacey or Jared or Mr. Comma, but he will give me a solid consistent performance night-in and night-out.

I pick.......

MICHHAWK.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:57 AM

GREAT PICK. That guy could have been a top 10, easily. Such a douche, he won't even get an avatar. He's also a closet Tarhole.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:57 AM

Quote:

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
33. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
34. Shirley selects DCHawk
35. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK

DigitalKookie is on the clock until 11:15 a.m.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:02 AM

ruinyourday - You stupid [censored] douche! Where is my 2nd round pick???
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:02 AM

LisaT,

I offer you my 2nd & 5th round picks, plus my first round pick in 2010 for B_of_H.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:03 AM

while my staff has advised me there are plenty of quality douchehammers out there awaiting there shot at prime time, we have wittled down our selections to those truly deserving.

after displaying all the skills and attributes that it takes to make it in this league and shining at the mini-camps like a glistening douche, we have made our selection...

with the second round pick of the 2008 KUSD draft, we have chosen none other than KUFan1994
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:04 AM

Wow Hawks_and_Cats... he's a great douche and all but that's a big offer.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:04 AM

Another good selection. Limited in range, but good skills as a religious bigot. Solid selection.

Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:05 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994

jayhawklaw is on the clock until 11:20.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:06 AM

Quote:

Another good selection. Limited in range, but good skills as a religious bigot. Solid selection.




thanks MR...my staff tells me he does have limited range, however, with some sweat and tears, the kid has a great chance to be an all star, and perhaps contend for rookie of the year...
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:07 AM

Quote:

LisaT,

I offer you my 2nd & 5th round picks, plus my first round pick in 2010 for B_of_H.




Actually, he, and his band were traded to pwhittemore...sorry I cannot help you. I don't blame for for trying to get him, his douchery is really showing on the bball board
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:07 AM

You're welcome.

Kyper: The down side on this pick? He believes Noah's Ark really happened....has Wonderlic scores lower than Vince Young's.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:07 AM

Damn! I feel like the Chiefs when they missed out on Brady Quinn. I really thought KUFan1994 would add douchey fundamentalist fanatacism to the "independence" of shades' douchery.

Oh well, I will select Tubby (including his sock army).
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:08 AM

sunuvabitch.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:08 AM

Quote:

Damn! I feel like the Chiefs when they missed out on Brady Quinn. I really thought KUFan1994 would add douchey fundamentalist fanatacism to the "independence" of shades' douchery.

Oh well, I will select Tubby (including his sock army).




Whoa, that is jdavis, no? Already taken? Am I wrong?
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:09 AM

I don't think JDavis and Tubby are the same person.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:09 AM

Quote:

I don't think JDavis and Tubby are the same person.




ok..
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:10 AM

Not JDavis.
You can thank your lucky stars for Tubby and a host of other socks.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:10 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Damn! I feel like the Chiefs when they missed out on Brady Quinn. I really thought KUFan1994 would add douchey fundamentalist fanatacism to the "independence" of shades' douchery.

Oh well, I will select Tubby (including his sock army).




Whoa, that is jdavis, no? Already taken? Am I wrong?




Is it? If so, I was unaware. I'm standing by the pick until someone that knows for sure says that Tubby is JDavis.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:11 AM



Is it? If so, I was unaware. I'm standing by the pick until someone that knows for sure says that Tubby is JDavis.




Morgans says no...so carry on...but if we waited until we knew for sure...hell...freezing
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:11 AM

I don't know that to be true. Anyone?
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:11 AM

Quote:

You're welcome.

Kyper: The down side on this pick? He believes Noah's Ark really happened....has Wonderlic scores lower than Vince Young's.




he's definitely our "project player".

the kid displayed such a wonderful upside that it was impossible to let him slip by
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:13 AM

Quote:

Not JDavis.
You can thank your lucky stars for Tubby and a host of other socks.




Was he obama, and just recently got married? I think I know the difference now...stalker extroidinare!
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:15 AM

JDavis is the "2 Cups" guy. He'll message women with weird, overly personal questions. He hates but admires Sensei more than any other human being. Tubby is the guy who bumps and stars threads endlessly. He loves to see his name in print more than anything.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:15 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby

jayhawk01--it's your turn, ass-bag. You have two minutes.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:17 AM



jayhawk01--it's your turn, ass-bag. You have two minutes.




lol, be nice to my coach!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:18 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 is free to select at any time

HawksandCats is on the clock.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:20 AM

Sorry on a conference call:

From the litter box I choose: purplelaw

Only 122 posts but 100% pure douche gold!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:21 AM

Quote:

LisaT,

I offer you my 2nd & 5th round picks, plus my first round pick in 2010 for B_of_H.




Keep up. I traded for B of H.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:22 AM

I'll trade you Pomeranian and my pick in round 3 for Spacey.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:22 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw

HawksandCats is on the clock.


Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:26 AM

Quote:

I'll trade you Pomeranian and my pick in round 3 for Spacey.




Huge mistake.

What? Can't you read?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:26 AM

I'm holding onto Spacey. I think he, combined with B of H, will make for a solid punch in the paint. Now i'm looking for speed in the backcourt and I think I have a good one for the 3rd round.

I was trying to trade all the rest of my picks for Sensei to Geezer. He wouldn't do it.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:27 AM

Geezer is more of a colonic than a douche.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:27 AM

I'll throw in my 4th round pick. That's pomeranian (a giant douche), a 3rd round pick, and a 4th round pick for a mere 2nd rounder.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:27 AM

my second round selection is making me wonder why he was not drafted in the first round....he's really lightin' it up on the poli board today (per usual)

watch out for this kid...he's a real up-n-comer!!!
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:29 AM

With the next pick in the 2008 KUSports Douche Draft, Hawks_and_Cats selects Minhin.

Though Minhin is an upstanding citizen on this board and has zero potential for doucheness, a trade offer is now on the table to Geezer to free Sensei from his clutches.

If this trade offer is rejected, massive repercussions will ensue. Morgans has been hired as an outside consultant and is already coming up with some ideas. Rumor has it that LisaT has warmed up to the girl on girl action she was so vehemently opposed to.

Geezer, her fate is now in your hands. Choose wisely.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:30 AM

If LisaT is warming up to the girl on girl action I will NEVER trade her. Don't even bother sending an offer.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:32 AM

I am leaving for a bit--can anyone update the board for the rest of round 2?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:32 AM

Not that I don't think minhin is hawt (she is)....but not gonna do it, wouldn't be prudent.

Dream on fellas.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:33 AM

Would you get angry if I slept with Minhin?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:33 AM

I'd give you Spacey for JDavis and your third. I think Spacey just demands a legitimate All Star in return.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:33 AM

13Hawk has also been contracted for the video and editing.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:34 AM

Wow. This is like the proposed Ted Williams-Joe Dimaggio trade......
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:34 AM

Quote:

Would you get angry if I slept with Minhin?




I could not blame you sir.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:34 AM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects...Minhin??

BeanF14 picks next.
Posted by: Rivethead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:35 AM

Which one of the douches went nuts with the star ratings on the threads?

Trying to improve draft positiion? Douchey.
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:35 AM

With the 19th pick of the 2nd round, the Beaners select Darrell Arth. . . . . BRANDO!

Mel what do you make of this selection?

“Well there are only a few icons in their respective professions who are identifiable only with a single name: Pele, Gretzky, Cher, Liberace and Brando. Surprised to see him still available.”

What do you make of the team with Leawood and now Brando?

“Bean is clearly going classic old-school. While the other coaches appear to be drafting on upside potential, he is going with tried and true douchery. . . vinegar and water.”
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:35 AM

I'll give JDavis and my fourth for Spacey.....
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:35 AM

Someone--please step up to assume interim Commish authority. You will be responsible for updating the draft board and setting time requirements for each selection.

You will not have the authority to begin round 3 or the intervening period of free agency for those that missed round 1.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:36 AM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects...Minhin??
41. BeanF14 picks Brando.

KUHawkHead next
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:37 AM

Okay, pwhittemore, the rest of round 2 is on you. I suggest that those interested in joining after round 2 indicate so with a post and I will administer round 3 when I return in an hour or so.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:37 AM

Sorry. Standing firm on the Spacey offer. I have two targets that I could get in the 3rd that I know won't be available by the fourth.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:38 AM

So if they don't show up in what, an hour, they lose their pick? Or, I mean, get skipped but can still pick later.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:38 AM

Can't budge on that. Oh, well. We both have two major league psychopaths. Not too shabby.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:39 AM

Quote:

With the 19th pick of the 2nd round, the Beaners select Darrell Arth. . . . . BRANDO!

Mel what do you make of this selection?

“Well there are only a few icons in their respective professions who are identifiable only with a single name: Pele, Gretzky, Cher, Liberace and Brando. Surprised to see him still available.”

What do you make of the team with Leawood and now Brando?

“Bean is clearly going classic old-school. While the other coaches appear to be drafting on upside potential, he is going with tried and true douchery. . . vinegar and water.”




Is there a reason you put Brando "behind" Liberace?
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:42 AM

WAIT A MINUTE !
Oh I guess it's ok, but only because you look so much like Gutter...
Trade on boys.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:43 AM

GILF alert
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:46 AM

Quote:

Is there a reason you put Brando "behind" Liberace?




Pitcher/catcher. . . Catcher/Pitcher, it's just so damn confusing at times.
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:47 AM

Morgs... you're so cute.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:49 AM

Quote:

WAIT A MINUTE !
Oh I guess it's ok, but only because you look so much like Gutter...
Trade on boys.




The resemblance is uncanny isn't it?
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:52 AM

So.... have you ever been to Touche's pretty lady? Tell you what....put a couple Ambien in that old guy's drink and we could dance the night away......either that, or tell him that there's a Matlock marathon on TBS that night. I bet you haven't had enough attention lately. Men get cold as they get older. They can't help it. Sometimes you just need a younger man, a stronger man, a more virile man. I'd be happy to help. I know you yearn to be touched, to have a man be romantic with you. I can help.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:55 AM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects...Minhin??
41. BeanF14 picks Brando.

KUHawkHead next

Okay, I'm back. That didn't take as long as I thought. Anyway, I haven't seen a KUHawkHead pick--he has until 12:10 p.m.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:59 AM

I've decided shut down operations on my team and focus on being the biggest douche I can be for gutter.

Morgans has been released.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:00 PM

Wow. Big news there. Someone is bound to snatch him up soon.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:00 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider--released on second round and team disbanded.

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects...Minhin??
41. BeanF14 picks Brando.

KUHawkHead has until 12:10 p.m.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:00 PM

Quote:

I've decided shut down operations on my team and focus on being the biggest douche I can be for gutter.

Morgans has been released.




I claim him off the waiver wire. Sweet... Morgans and LisaT on the same squad. Could be interesting.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:01 PM

We have a free agent!

Morgans, I offer you the once-in-a-lifetime to team-douche with gutter and PHOGUSHER...think of the possibilities!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:01 PM

Approved.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:01 PM

I think his name should just go back in the draft.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:02 PM

Quote:

Approved.




WRONG! Should be a free agent, able to choose his destination.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:02 PM

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider--released on second round and team disbanded.

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and aquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando.

KUHawkHead has until 12:10 p.m.


Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:02 PM

Sorry the commish has spoken and what the commish says is law.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:03 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Approved.




WRONG! Should be a free agent, able to choose his destination.




Go back and find my post about me having fiat.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:04 PM

Jayhwk01's roster sucks anyways. He'll need the help.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:07 PM

WHILE WE ARE FINISHING ROUND 2:

Now is the time to indicate if you want to participate beginning round 3. You will be added to the draft order in the order that you indicate such preference.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:08 PM

Quote:

Jayhwk01's roster sucks anyways. He'll need the help.




No way. To many of you went after the home run hitters and not solid performers. Plenty of power left in the draft.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:08 PM

Damn! 01 gets both Morgans and Lisa T? That's like acquiring BOTH Masengale and Summers Eve.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:08 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I've decided shut down operations on my team and focus on being the biggest douche I can be for gutter.

Morgans has been released.




I claim him off the waiver wire. Sweet... Morgans and LisaT on the same squad. Could be interesting.




As the 18th pick to your 17th pick in the draft, I have waiver priority over you. Therefore I claim Morgans off the waiver wire.

As he usually is (according to LisaT) ruinyourday was premature in approving your waiver.

I'm starting a petition to have ruinyourday removed and to have an interim commissioner appointed immediately
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:09 PM

Quote:

Sorry the commish has spoken and what the commish says is law.




Slurp. . .slurp. . . <chin wipe>. . . slurp. . . slurp
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:09 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I've decided shut down operations on my team and focus on being the biggest douche I can be for gutter.

Morgans has been released.




I claim him off the waiver wire. Sweet... Morgans and LisaT on the same squad. Could be interesting.




As the 18th pick to your 17th pick in the draft, I have waiver priority over you. Therefore I claim Morgans off the waiver wire.




ummm...nope.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:10 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I've decided shut down operations on my team and focus on being the biggest douche I can be for gutter.

Morgans has been released.




I claim him off the waiver wire. Sweet... Morgans and LisaT on the same squad. Could be interesting.




As the 18th pick to your 17th pick in the draft, I have waiver priority over you. Therefore I claim Morgans off the waiver wire.




Nope the commish has spoken. Morgs and LisaT on the same squad.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:11 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Sorry the commish has spoken and what the commish says is law.




Slurp. . .slurp. . . <chin wipe>. . . slurp. . . slurp




Nobody ever said douche drafting was a clean business.
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:12 PM

Quote:

Nope the commish has spoken. Morgs and LisaT on the same squad.




Holy crap! They'll be spawning mini-douches!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:13 PM

Quote:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.

2. Geezer selects Sensei.

3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008

4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer

5. Jayheel selects 77342U

6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich

7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler

8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger

9. Morgansraider selects JDavis

10. Gutter selects hasbeen

11. JFish selects gutter

12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2

13. Shirley selects RManFlint

14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble

15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04

16. jayhawklaw selects shades

17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT

18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen

19. BeanF14 - Leawood

20. KUHawkHead--The_Source

21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team

22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
2nd round

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead can select at any time

brando will be the final pick of the second round.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:13 PM

Quote:

WHILE WE ARE FINISHING ROUND 2:

Now is the time to indicate if you want to participate beginning round 3. You will be added to the draft order in the order that you indicate such preference.




I want in on round 3.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:14 PM

I want in on Rd. 3 also.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:15 PM

Tru dat
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:16 PM

My understanding is that everyone who has already been drafting is in round 3...I certainly intend to participate.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:16 PM

So with the update, is Morgs still available? I'm in on round 3.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:16 PM

you guys are already in on round 3. The opt-in right now is for those that have not selected anyone yet.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:17 PM

There will be no Douche League Expansion until at least 2012, but I will sell you a 10% share in my team gutter. I need capital to help fund the upcoming feature. 13Hawk does not come cheap.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:17 PM

no--Morgs was picked up on waivers by jayhawk01
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:17 PM

Just so everyone knows--this is a "keeper" league--your draft selections carry over into the next douche season.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:21 PM

Quote:

My understanding is that everyone who has already been drafting is in round 3...I certainly intend to participate.




It thought so but when gutter said he was in I thought maybe we were mixing up the draft order. Hedging my bet just in case.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:22 PM

Offer for Spacey : JDavis, 3rd round pick still stands.
Willing to give up B of H's band as well in the package deal.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:23 PM

Quote:

There will be no Douche League Expansion until at least 2012, but I will sell you a 10% share in my team gutter. I need capital to help fund the upcoming feature. 13Hawk does not come cheap.




What kind of numbers are we talking here? There are a couple of squads I may look in to buying a minority intrest in. Kookie's team is strong but strictly in politics board kind of way. Pretty much one demensional.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:27 PM

Quote:

Ok.

I'm going against my advisers here. They wanted me to take an up-and-comer who had the potential to become a Derrick Rose or Michael Beasley.

But with my first round pick being out of action for a while, despite having tremendous talent, he will be a little rusty. So I need someone who can give me a solid performance of douche-baggery. He isn't flashy as spacey or Jared or Mr. Comma, but he will give me a solid consistent performance night-in and night-out.

I pick.......

MICHHAWK.


Nice pick. Underrated.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:28 PM

U gonna participate in this sensei?
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:29 PM

Sensei should be nicknamed Vinny - as in Vinny Johnson the "Microwave". Sometimes he is nothing more than a gentle cleansing douche. Other times he goes the roto rooter route.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:33 PM

Quote:

U gonna participate in this sensei?


Prolly not.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:36 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead can select at any time
43. Brando can select at any time
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

44. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk

Geezer is on the clock.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:38 PM

Quote:

Kookie's team is strong but strictly in politics board kind of way. Pretty much one demensional.




gutter...while i agree my first two selections have come from the same region, there is no denying there is some first class talent in the area!! rest assurred, i will be branching out, recruiting and drafting east of the mississippi in round 3...
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:39 PM

sevenyear was my sleeper. damn.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:40 PM

Ooh sevenyear. Good pic.

Geezer has the opportunity to build a dynasty team.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:40 PM

How he slipped to the third round, I'll never understand.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:42 PM

Quote:

How he slipped to the third round, I'll never understand.


Well to be a "douche" you can't give up and cower away. You have to be relentless.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:43 PM

sevenyear was on my 4th round board. The guy isn't really a douche towards others but is indeed a quality douche.
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:43 PM

This thread is really bringing to light how pathetically poor the search feature truly is.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:44 PM

Geezer in the third round Takes Hunterthompson.
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:44 PM

D'oh (smacks forhead)
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:45 PM

Quote:

Geezer in the third round Takes Hunterthompson.




BRILLIANT! <golf clap>
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:46 PM

Quote:

Geezer in the third round Takes Hunterthompson.




HST is douchlistic
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:49 PM

Back with Mel Kiper Jr. Douche expert. Mel what about my pick of HST?

" Honestly Geez better build an addition on the MacMansion to hold the hardware those three Douchebags are going to bring in. Backcourt was all world with Quinn and the Babe but you picked up maybe the premier Douchebag pivot man of all time. Sensei firing 3 pointers and Hunter slaming on the inside looks unstopable."

Back to the action.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:50 PM

Quote:

Geezer in the third round Takes Hunterthompson.




For a senile old [censored] like yourself - your brain works well. A third rounder who may win player of the year. Excellent work old man! Geezer has to be the early favorite for Owner/Executive of the year. Awsome squad.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:50 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead can select at any time
43. Brando can select at any time
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

44. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
45. Geezer selects HunterSThompson

FSCHawk is on the clock.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:51 PM

I've got a great pick coming up. Only a few old that have been here a while may remember this cat.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:51 PM

I take KU87.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:52 PM

Quote:

I've got a great pick coming up. Only a few old that have been here a while may remember this cat.




Ditto that. I have an oldie but a goodie if no one grabs him. The King of all meltdowns and the original Dbag. Just hope he is still around.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:53 PM

Quote:

I take KU87.




He was on my 4th round list. Solid third rounder tho'.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:53 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead can select at any time
43. Brando can select at any time
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

44. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
45. Geezer selects HunterSThompson
46. FSCHawk selects KU87

Pwhittemore is on the clock.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:55 PM

He adds an element of creepy douchitude that my team was lacking with WDNC and 5Decade.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:55 PM

This [censored] thread is going to get my ass fired. Those co-workers who check out my blog will now see I am on here selecting douchebags. Sucks to be me!
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:56 PM

This thread [censored] rules!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:57 PM

Pwhittemore selects a mastermind. Unstoppable. Grammar issues included. Hateful, bigoted comments. An expert with unfounded rumors.

See just some of his skills here:
http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=673137&page=499&fpart=1&vc=1

dbackbone
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:57 PM

Quote:

This [censored] thread is going to get my ass fired. Those co-workers who check out my blog will now see I am on here selecting douchebags. Sucks to be me!




get those fcukin douchebag co-workers of yours signed up on the site and eligible for the draft pronto!!!
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 12:59 PM

Quote:

Pwhittemore selects a mastermind. Unstoppable. Grammar issues included. Hateful, bigoted comments. An expert with unfounded rumors.

See just some of his skills here:
http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=673137&page=499&fpart=1&vc=1

dbackbone




Quality, quality choice.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:00 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead can select at any time
43. Brando can select at any time
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

44. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
45. Geezer selects HunterSThompson
46. FSCHawk selects KU87
47. pwhittemore selects dbackbone

jayheel is on the clock.
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:00 PM

Quote:

How he slipped to the third round, I'll never understand.





I was hoping he would fall to me in the 3rd. I would have grabbed him in the 2nd, but I couldn't pass up a solid performer like MICH.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:00 PM

If I jump in do I get three picks or do I just start in on the third round with only one pick?
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:01 PM

Thanks Geez. You know, this is beginning to remind me of never getting picked for junior high volleyball. I'd stand around and act like I didn't care, but it hurt, i can assure you. It's unfair, given that I am one of the great vagina-cleaners of the last half of 20th century.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:02 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Pwhittemore selects a mastermind. Unstoppable. Grammar issues included. Hateful, bigoted comments. An expert with unfounded rumors.

See just some of his skills here:
http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=673137&page=499&fpart=1&vc=1

dbackbone




Quality, quality choice.




He better hope that Sherron promises to come back then bolts, otherwise that's a wasted pick because that guy isn't around.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:02 PM

You can have one pick now and another at the end of the third round.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:05 PM

I will take Psychawk.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:05 PM

Quote:

Thanks Geez. You know, this is beginning to remind me of never getting picked for junior high volleyball. I'd stand around and act like I didn't care, but it hurt, i can assure you. It's unfair, given that I am one of the great vagina-cleaners of the last half of 20th century.




I thought of you KFent...and we all know you qualify as a bonus buy double douche...but I am trying to get the team dynamic just right...and the gender issue is a problem. If only I knew whether you were hung or not, it would help.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:07 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Pwhittemore selects a mastermind. Unstoppable. Grammar issues included. Hateful, bigoted comments. An expert with unfounded rumors.

See just some of his skills here:
http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=673137&page=499&fpart=1&vc=1

dbackbone




Quality, quality choice.




He better hope that Sherron promises to come back then bolts, otherwise that's a wasted pick because that guy isn't around.




I believe he isn't around because he was banned. His name isn't in the user list. If he was banned, I have two douches dominant enough that they couldn't play in the league anymore.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:08 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead can select at any time
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterSThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone

jayheel is on the clock--pick by 1:15 p.m.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:08 PM

Ok. I have two in mind and can't decide.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:09 PM

Quote:

Ok. I have two in mind and can't decide.




Call me, I can help.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:09 PM

Quote:

I will take Psychawk.





DAMN YOU MAN. That was my super sleeper pick. That dude was crazy and King of Douches back in the day.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:12 PM

If only I knew whether you were hung or not, it would help

For a woman, I am fairly well hung. Unfortunately I am a man.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:12 PM

I passed on the President Douche of the Jim Rome Fan Club and instead will go with kued, Alaskan King Douche.

I want to make sure this is the same AK dolt though.

Anyone know...or care?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:13 PM

Quote:

Ok. I have two in mind and can't decide.




You've got two minutes left.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:15 PM

Quote:

I passed on the President Douche of the Jim Rome Fan Club and instead will go with kued, Alaskan King Douche.

I want to make sure this is the same AK dolt though.

Anyone know...or care?


Affirmative. Same guy.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:15 PM

Post my shitt. Don't make me pick you, ryd.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:18 PM

Quote:

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead can select at any time
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterSThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. jayheel selects kued

boy i screwed up and skipped lisaT and zhawk...oh well--LisaT is up.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:18 PM

77342U, ChicagoHawk, and kued/AK?

My team won't blow anyone out but we're consistent and steady and oh so douchey.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:18 PM

Right now Geezer is writing the "General Manager of Douch" book.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:20 PM

I thought the title was going to be

How to play Douche the Geezer Way.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:22 PM

You both are wrong. It's called "Seven Habits of Highly Douchey People." And Coach K wrote the Forward.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:22 PM

Quote:

You both are wrong. It's called "Seven Habits of Highly Douchey People." And Coach K wrote the Forward.




ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that is gooooood
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:22 PM

Christ, someone make a selection, already....
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:23 PM

With this third pick in the 2008 Doucharama I pick......

J
A
Y
H
A
W
K
L
A
W
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:23 PM

LVC is up. Whoever the heck that is.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:23 PM

I thought you owned him already.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:24 PM

Quote:

I thought you owned him already.




I do man, I do.

I have Geezer, age and experience, Sean, youth and vigor, and now the brains...UNSTOPPABLE
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:25 PM

I will take...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................TMCATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:26 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

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Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterSThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 is free to select at any time
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)

Morgansraider is on the clock
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:27 PM

Mother effer.

Old Tommy was going to be my pick after 7year was off the board.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:27 PM

I'm actually going to select a female. I want some diversity.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:28 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I thought you owned him already.




I do man, I do.

I have Geezer, age and experience, Sean, youth and vigor, and now the brains...UNSTOPPABLE




I'll try to not let you down.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:29 PM

I am going to select another guy....need to even up my roster.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:29 PM

I have religious freaks, freaks, bores, and general douches on my team. But what my team now needs is a captain. A really arrogant one who refuses to distribute the ball, and is generally in love with herself and her own abilities. She's smart, but insufferable.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:30 PM

Quote:

I'm actually going to select a female. I want some diversity.


Heycobo has already been picked.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:30 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I thought you owned him already.




I do man, I do.

I have Geezer, age and experience, Sean, youth and vigor, and now the brains...UNSTOPPABLE




I'll try to not let you down.




Did you like how I put your name down...just to piss you off...enough of that, go team!
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:31 PM

Yes, with my third round pic in the 2008 KUSportsdouchedraft, I select

U
N
B
U
R
N
T

O
R
A
N
G
E
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:31 PM

Gonna need a name to go with the description. Is it Shirley?
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:31 PM

With the 50th pick of the 2008 KUSports D-Draft, Zhawk06 selects: FIGHTINGILLINI from the University of Illannoy.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:32 PM

Quote:

With the 50th pick of the 2008 KUSports D-Draft, Zhawk06 selects: FIGHTINGILLINI from the University of Illannoy.




Damn YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:32 PM

Quote:

With the 50th pick of the 2008 KUSports D-Draft, Zhawk06 selects: FIGHTINGILLINI from the University of Illannoy.




Nicely done. Forgot about that douche.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:33 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange

Gutter is on the clock
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:33 PM

Nice pick ZHawk.

My 3rd draft board keeps narrowing.

I still have a couple on there that hopefully make it.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:33 PM

Shirley is really a man....and UBO's agent.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:33 PM

Quote:

Yes, with my third round pic in the 2008 KUSportsdouchedraft, I select

U
N
B
U
R
N
T

O
R
A
N
G
E


Did you watch the Cuse last night? I think we can beat them. Maybe.
That would be sweet.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:33 PM

Quote:

Quote:

With the 50th pick of the 2008 KUSports D-Draft, Zhawk06 selects: FIGHTINGILLINI from the University of Illannoy.




Damn YOU!!!!!!!!!!!




Any oldie, but goodie for certain.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:35 PM

These is easy like George and Wheezy. Gutter selects.....

max4.
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:36 PM

Quote:

These is easy like George and Wheezy. Gutter selects.....

max4.




Um, isn't that spacey? who has already been taken.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:36 PM

I miss FIGHTINGILLINI so much.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:36 PM

Isn't that Spacey, who is taken?

Confirmed: Gutter must choose someone else.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:37 PM

spacey= max4
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:37 PM

I'm having a tough time deciding between some quality candidates...I could go for some balance and hit the football or politics boards...or I could strengthen my grip on basketball douches.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:37 PM

Quote:

I miss FIGHTINGILLINI so much.




Me too. If I could bring one person back to the board it would be him. He was a sentimental pick.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:38 PM

Go again gutter, spacey/max 4 already taken
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:38 PM

Spacey has even admitted it. I would've taken Max4 if I had thought I would get away with it. Choose again.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:39 PM

Quote:

Isn't that Spacey, who is taken?

Confirmed: Gutter must choose someone else.




So it is. My bad! I select Jersey.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:40 PM

But Jersey is not a douche. WTF???
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:40 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Isn't that Spacey, who is taken?

Confirmed: Gutter must choose someone else.




So it is. My bad! I select Jersey.




Bravo, I was wondering when her name would come off the board.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:40 PM

She's a nice girl. What's the matter with you?
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:40 PM

Quote:

But Jersey is not a douche. WTF???




LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL oh Sensei, you're so funny!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:41 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl

JFish is on the clock.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:41 PM

I think we ought to start speeding up the picks, commish. Even the pro leagues don't take forever on the later rounds....
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:41 PM

Quantumleap is a great pick by LVC...I hadn't seen that.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:42 PM

Quote:

Quote:

But Jersey is not a douche. WTF???




LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL oh Sensei, you're such a douche





fixed. he's a top 5 pick
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:42 PM

I'm trying to move it along--it's been going a little quicker.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:42 PM

Jersey is a great pick.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:42 PM

Quote:

But Jersey is not a douche. WTF???




You of all people I thought would give me props for my selection.
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:42 PM

this is an instant classic
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:45 PM

Quote:

Quote:

But Jersey is not a douche. WTF???




You of all people I thought would give me props for my selection.


You have to be somewhat malicious to be a douche. She's only a borderline douche because she fell ass backwards into being a mod.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:45 PM

Quote:

These is easy like George and Wheezy. Gutter selects.....

max4.




Nice try Gutman.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:45 PM

My third round selection is my most difficult yet.

I've got gutter, an articulate douche.
I've got PHOGUSHER, an emoticon-douche.

Gimme a sec.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:47 PM

Quote:

She's only a borderline douche because she fell ass backwards into being a mod.




Lest you forget
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:47 PM

Is this almost over yet?
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:47 PM

NDBaller is still out there...
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:48 PM

Quote:

NDBaller is still out there...




Lot of talent out there.

Most if not all the heavy-hitters have been taken, but many solid players left on the table.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:48 PM

I'd be happy to call it after 3 rounds, but people seem to still be interested.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:48 PM

I need a borderline-retarded douche.

Quote:



i can see kentucky not won to mean game this year






blackmild33...an upside pick for Fish
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:49 PM

Quote:

I need a borderline-retarded douche.

Quote:



i can see kentucky not won to mean game this year






blackmild33...an upside pick for Fish





I'm thinking he is the spawn of TuffTiger
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:49 PM

Quote:

I'd be happy to call it after 3 rounds, but people seem to still be interested.




Gotta go five...I have ideas.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:49 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33

TheMiracles is on the clock.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:49 PM

Quote:

Quote:

She's only a borderline douche because she fell ass backwards into being a mod.




Lest you forget


Oh yeah......carry on.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:50 PM

Quote:

I need a borderline-retarded douche.

Quote:



i can see kentucky not won to mean game this year






blackmild33...an upside pick for Fish




Certainly a lot of high-side in that pick. He could end up being like an All-Star, like catilac, or he could be a bust.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:50 PM

I will take noncongenuis
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:51 PM

Quote:

She's a nice girl. What's the matter with you?




She calls you a douche
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:51 PM

NDBaller, BUBEAR, MizzouBandAlum, still available, to name a few.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:51 PM

Yes, we need 4 rounds. I need to get a cretin to fill out the team. That's why I coveted Spacey. He has all of Jdavis' malice, but isn't as intelligent.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:51 PM

You can make that pick at the end of the third round--not now.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:52 PM

Quote:

I will take noncongenuis




Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest "value pick" of the 2008 draft.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:52 PM

Five rounds it is.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I need a borderline-retarded douche.

Quote:



i can see kentucky not won to mean game this year






blackmild33...an upside pick for Fish




Certainly a lot of high-side in that pick. He could end up being like an All-Star, like catilac, or he could be a bust.




I had so much proven douche-baggery on my roster. I needed an upside play.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:52 PM

With my 3rd round selection and possibly the last. My choices are between: vmlb, TheASSASSIN, yovoy, Tigerman81 and Tiger_Claw2.

After the extensive research and brain storming I will go with.......


yovoy!!!!
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I will take noncongenuis




Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest "value pick" of the 2008 draft.




Too bad it's not his turn.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:53 PM

Quote:

Yes, we need 4 rounds. I need to get a cretin to fill out the team. That's why I coveted Spacey. He has all of Jdavis' malice, but isn't as intelligent.


Spacey was challenging BofH to a game of one on one yesterday.
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:53 PM

Quote:

NDBaller, BUBEAR, MizzouBandAlum, still available, to name a few.




YGTBSM!! 2 outta 3 sure but BUBear a douche?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:53 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy

Shirley is on the clock
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:53 PM

Quote:

Quote:

NDBaller, BUBEAR, MizzouBandAlum, still available, to name a few.




YGTBSM!! 2 outta 3 sure but BUBear a douche?




Huge douche.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:54 PM

I thought TheAssasin was WDNC.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:54 PM

I am surprised hawk61 is still on the board!
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:54 PM

Quote:

NDBaller, BUBEAR, MizzouBandAlum, still available, to name a few.




Oh sure name drop AFTER you have picked. Douche.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:54 PM

The question is.....who will be "Mr Irrelevant"?
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:54 PM

Quote:

With my 3rd round selection and possibly the last. My choices are between: vmlb, TheASSASSIN, yovoy, Tigerman81 and Tiger_Claw2.

After the extensive research and brain storming I will go with.......


yovoy!!!!




People, please stop naming available Douches when it is your turn.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:55 PM

Quote:

I thought TheAssasin was WDNC.




and PublicEnemy, correct SSSSSensei
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:55 PM

Quote:

She's a nice girl. What's the matter with you?




I never said she wasn't nice. She's just douchetastic, douchalicious, and pulchritudidouche.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:58 PM

Quote:

Quote:

With my 3rd round selection and possibly the last. My choices are between: vmlb, TheASSASSIN, yovoy, Tigerman81 and Tiger_Claw2.

After the extensive research and brain storming I will go with.......


yovoy!!!!




People, please stop naming available Douches when it is your turn.


SDakotaJayhawk is still available.

See what I did there? That's why I'm the best.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:59 PM

Who is picking for Shirley?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 01:59 PM

Minhin is.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:00 PM

Thanks a lot.
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:00 PM

Who the fck is on your avatar, ruin??? GAWD!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:00 PM

Seriously? It's Debbie Downer.
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:00 PM

I find it hard to believe that Jesuswasblack is still on the board
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:01 PM

Quote:

Thanks a lot.


Sorry, homey.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:01 PM

I select Noosh.
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:01 PM

Oh, so they're kinda like Buzz Killington, then? Just not animated.

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:02 PM

Sorry real work interference...
Shirley's 3rd pick is NAP (as in NotAPuke)
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:02 PM

Quote:

I select Noosh.




You're not involved, plus he's taken. Begone!
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:03 PM

Wow, the board enforcer I see.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:03 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke

EastCoastJhawk is on the clock.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:04 PM

I am not involved?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:04 PM

You can't draft.
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:04 PM

I'm happy with my team so far. I'm drafting from all over the country and all my guys have specific talents

Dale - the North Carolina strength in basketball douche
MICH - the KU fan from Michigan, the combo douche
and now my 3rd round pick

noncongenius - the KSU fan strength in football douche
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:04 PM

Why can I still post on this thread?
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:05 PM

Quote:

You can't draft.




Why not?
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:05 PM

shhhh were drafting. This is serious business noob.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:06 PM

Quote:

Why can I still post on this thread?




Because 50% of your posts come from asking "why can't I post here?"
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:06 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius

Digitalkookie is on the clock.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:06 PM

I just want in. Make me feel welcome to the boards!
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:07 PM

Quote:

I just want in. Make me feel welcome to the boards!




4.4 40-yard-dash
Posted by: JHK

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:08 PM

Quote:

I just want in. Make me feel welcome to the boards!




Eastern Kansans aren't that progressive.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:08 PM

Morgans, if my guy is still available in the fourth, and he still is, I would do the Spacey swap.
Your fourth and JDavis for Spacey.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:08 PM

I select JollyRancher.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:09 PM

Quote:

I just want in. Make me feel welcome to the boards!




Meet me in my windowless van on the corner of Tennessee and 23rd in a half hour. I will make you feel more than welcome to my board.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:09 PM

Tubby and all of his socks (including you) have been taken.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:10 PM

Are you a top or a bottom?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:10 PM

Five more minutes digitalkookie.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:10 PM

Meet me at QUIKTRIP, if you have problem!!
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:11 PM

I select RobCurley
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:11 PM

Done, provided.....
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:12 PM

Quote:

Quote:

You can't draft.




Why not?




did you read the thread?

clearly not.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:12 PM

Hey Coach 01---we are having group showers, right?
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:12 PM

coldplay has been making some noise recently, however, our team does not need an unproven upstart such as that, and my staff has advised against it. after carefully analyzing the situation and available talent, we are proud to announce our third pick...

none other than "douche thunder" from down under...outbreak
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:13 PM



none other than "douche thunder" from down under...outbreak




lol....what a douche, sweet, but gawd, good pick.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:13 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn

jayhawklaw is on the clock
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:14 PM

easy: Buddy
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:14 PM

With my 3rd pick I select that JLION.
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:14 PM

NOOOOOOooooooooo!!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:15 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy

jayhawk01 is on the clock
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:15 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. coldplay selects Noosh
62. coldplay selects Rob Curley
63. coldplay selects JLION
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:15 PM

Someone please pick up ksugrad4ku

http://www.inkkc.com/ksugrad4ku/blog/1522
Posted by: digitalkookie

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:17 PM

that will be my last pick in the 2008 KUSD draft...i have given all executive powers to gutter. i will be checking in a while longer, but then, off to tucson for the weekend. thanks to everyone for a truly memorable draft!!! enjoy the next two rounds...cheers to all, whether you are an established, grizzled douchebag or just a spry little douchemitten...
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:17 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy

jayhawk01 is on the clock




An oldie but still very douchey...



TaylorMade427
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:18 PM

Quote:

Someone please pick up ksugrad4ku

http://www.inkkc.com/ksugrad4ku/blog/1522




Oh my!
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:18 PM

Yeah, that guy's a jerk. Good choice.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:19 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. coldplay selects Noosh
62. coldplay selects Rob Curley
63. coldplay selects JLION
64. jayhwk01 selects TaylorMade427
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:19 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427

HawksandCats is on the clock
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:21 PM

Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:22 PM

I've got you on ignore, so, have fun. You can't draft, bitch!
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:22 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. coldplay selects Noosh
62. coldplay selects Rob Curley
63. coldplay selects JLION
64. jayhwk01 selects TaylorMade427
65. coldplay selects ruinyourday
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:23 PM

Quote:

I've got you on ignore, so, have fun. You can't draft, bitch!





Yahtzee, muthafvckr'!!!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:23 PM

I bet you said something really witty, but I'll never know.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:24 PM

I rarely use ignore, but I'm making an exception this time.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:24 PM

it wasn't witty.
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:24 PM

Quote:

I bet you said something really witty, but I'll never know.




not witty at all, not even an attempt.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:25 PM

It falls under, "EPIC FAIL"
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:25 PM

I am not feeling the love.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:25 PM

Five minutes hawks and cats
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:26 PM

Quote:

I am not feeling the love.




Ur wookin per nub in all da wong pwaces.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:26 PM

Don't quote Coldplay, please.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:27 PM

Quote:

Don't quote Coldplay, please.


Oh boo hoo.
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:27 PM

Quote:

Don't quote Coldplay, please.




you can ignore me too if you want...
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:27 PM

Quote:

Don't quote Coldplay, please.





Dude, don't quote them? They're a innovating rock group!!
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:28 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Don't quote Coldplay, please.





Dude, don't quote them? They're a innovating rock group!!


They're like the Beatles, but better.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:29 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats is free to select at any time

Bean 14 is on the clock.
Posted by: casey

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:29 PM

Clocks are clocks and they tell time, these are lyrics and they rhyme, singin'...
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:29 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Don't quote Coldplay, please.





Dude, don't quote them? They're a innovating rock group!!


They're like the Beatles, but better.




Like Mother Theresa, but with better tits!!
Posted by: KU87

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:29 PM

What the hell is this thread all about?...big anyway.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:30 PM

it's pretty tough to figure out what's going on here, isn't it?

'Tard.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:31 PM

Quote:

What the hell is this thread all about?...big anyway.




Just like you to show up late Mr. 3rd rounder.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:31 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. coldplay selects Noosh
62. coldplay selects Rob Curley
63. coldplay selects JLION
64. jayhwk01 selects TaylorMade427
65. coldplay selects ruinyourday
66. HawksandCats is free to select at any time
67. coldplay selects jahwobbly
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:31 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Don't quote Coldplay, please.





Dude, don't quote them? They're a innovating rock group!!


They're like the Beatles, but better.




Don't start this again, there was never a conclusion that they were better than anyone, esp. the Beatles.
Conclusions were: they do have SOME innovative traits and there older stuff was better. gawd damnnit
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:32 PM

I'll take Hawklin.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:33 PM

Who is this coldplay character that keeps posting....

***you are ignoring this user***
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:33 PM

Quote:

Clocks are clocks and they tell time, these are lyrics and they rhyme, singin'...




man that's trite. I recommend you don't ever think of using those as song lyrics.
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:33 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats is free to select at any time

Bean 14 is on the clock.




Guitar playin' monkey fcuker. . . Defixione
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:33 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin

Bean 14 is on the clock.


Posted by: KU87

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:33 PM

Quote:

Quote:

What the hell is this thread all about?...big anyway.




Just like you to show up late Mr. 3rd rounder.




I see that now...3rd round douche...and I was worried about accomplishing something today....Tally Ho!
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:33 PM

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. coldplay selects Noosh
62. coldplay selects Rob Curley
63. coldplay selects JLION
64. jayhwk01 selects TaylorMade427
65. coldplay selects ruinyourday
66. HawksandCats selects hawklin
67. coldplay selects jahwobbly
68. Bean14 is on the clock
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:36 PM

Ummm Jlion and 77342U are the same dude
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:37 PM

Keep this up for a couple more months coldplay, then I'll take you off ignore and revaluate your situation. Possibly mid-season pick-up. No way draft worthy.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:38 PM

I was thinking developmental lg.for a year or two and then I would give him a look.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:39 PM

Then 77342U should be banned for multiple accounts.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:39 PM

Quote:

I'll take Hawklin.




Did you do that on your own or after you saw my premature pick for kookie?
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:42 PM

Quote:

With my 3rd pick I select that JLION.




That pick is old school douche. That douche gives douches everywhere a bad name.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:42 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 is free to select at any time

KUHawkHead is on the clock.
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:44 PM

Quote:

Then 77342U should be banned for multiple accounts.




I think you're a sock yourself.
Posted by: BeanF14

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:45 PM

RYD - I selected Defixione several messages ago but the draft interlopers are interfering.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:45 PM

what does that mean?
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:48 PM

Quote:

what does that mean?




nevermind, I don't really think it.

you just popped up into existince coincidentally after a mamoth discussion of how badly Coldplay sucks, so it seemed suspicious - that you may be an alter-ego of a board member; a persona put on like sock.
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:49 PM

Quote:

Ummm Jlion and 77342U are the same dude




Really? Are you sure about that? I miss that cranky piece of $#!t. Without question the undisputed heavyweight champion board villian of all time. JLION is in a douchedag league of his own.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:49 PM

Nah, just a guy that tried 3 screen names that were all taken and then i saw the coldplay thread so i figured "why not"?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:49 PM

Ok coldplay, I know who you are. Some socks come and have fun, but you are trying to ruin a great thread, please stop, ok?

You could have just acted normal and asked to come in on a later round...that would have worked.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:49 PM

RYD - Is it possible to pull a Pete Rose and be a player/coach. I sure have had my moments and would like to benefit from any future ones.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:50 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Ummm Jlion and 77342U are the same dude




Really? Are you sure about that? I miss that cranky piece of $#!t. Without question the undisputed heavyweight champion board villian of all time. JLION is in a douchedag league of his own.




Yes they are the same dude.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:50 PM

Quote:

Don't quote Coldplay, please.




How long before I get in?
Before it starts, before I begin?
How long before you decide?
Before I know what it feels like?
Where To, where do I go?
If you never try, then you'll never know.
How long do I have to climb,
Up on the side of this mountain of mine?

Look up, I look up at night,
Planets are moving at the speed of light.
Climb up, up in the trees,
every chance that you get,
is a chance you seize.
How long am I gonna stand,
with my head stuck under the sand?
I'll start before I can stop,
before I see things the right way up.

All that noise, and all that sound,
All those places I got found.
And birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began.
Birds came flying from the underground,
if you could see it then you'd understand?

Ideas that you'll never find,
All the inventors could never design.
The buildings that you put up,
Japan and China all lit up.
The sign that I couldn't read,
or a light that I couldn't see,
some things you have to believe,
but others are puzzles, puzzling me.

All that noise, and all that sound,
All those places I got found.
And birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began.
Birds came flying from the underground,
if you could see it then you'd understand,
ah when you see it then you'll understand?

All those signs, I knew what they meant.
Some things you can invent.
Some get made, and some get sent,
Ooh?
Birds go flying at the speed of sound,
to show you how it all began.
Birds came flying from the underground,
if you could see it then you'd understand,
ah, when you see it then you'll understand?
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:50 PM

I don't really get all this sock talk, but whatevs.

This is a great thread? Uhhhhh.....

OK, can I come in a later round?
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:51 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Ummm Jlion and 77342U are the same dude




Really? Are you sure about that? I miss that cranky piece of $#!t. Without question the undisputed heavyweight champion board villian of all time. JLION is in a douchedag league of his own.




Yes they are the same dude.




I'll be damned!
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:51 PM

Quote:

I don't really get all this sock talk, but whatevs.

This is a great thread? Uhhhhh.....

OK, can I come in a later round?




I say ok, if you quit trying to ruin it....what do you guys think?
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:51 PM

Quote:

Nah, just a guy that tried 3 screen names that were all taken and then i saw the coldplay thread so i figured "why not"?




could be worse...
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:52 PM

Quote:

I don't really get all this sock talk, but whatevs.

This is a great thread? Uhhhhh.....

OK, can I come in a later round?





Whatever you are saying now, the answer is no.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:52 PM

Thanks babe!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I don't really get all this sock talk, but whatevs.

This is a great thread? Uhhhhh.....

OK, can I come in a later round?




I say ok, if you quit trying to ruin it....what do you guys think?




Nope.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:53 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I don't really get all this sock talk, but whatevs.

This is a great thread? Uhhhhh.....

OK, can I come in a later round?




I say ok, if you quit trying to ruin it....what do you guys think?


Whatever, mother goose. Nobody cares.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:53 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I don't really get all this sock talk, but whatevs.

This is a great thread? Uhhhhh.....

OK, can I come in a later round?




I say ok, if you quit trying to ruin it....what do you guys think?




Nope.




Guess I'll have to just keep "ruining" it.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:54 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time

hasbeen is on the clock
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:55 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I don't really get all this sock talk, but whatevs.

This is a great thread? Uhhhhh.....

OK, can I come in a later round?




I say ok, if you quit trying to ruin it....what do you guys think?


Whatever, mother goose. Nobody cares.




I was getting confused about who was up because he was changing the draft result...meanie...second indeed.
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:55 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I don't really get all this sock talk, but whatevs.

This is a great thread? Uhhhhh.....

OK, can I come in a later round?




I say ok, if you quit trying to ruin it....what do you guys think?




Nope.




RYD is the boss of this here operation in case you weren't aware, which is likely since you didn't read the thread prior to posting.

but don't worry dude, just keep on keepin on.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:56 PM

Thanks bro, I'll just keep doin' what I do.

I FELT LIKE DEION!!!!
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:57 PM

Quote:

Thanks bro, I'll just keep doin' what I do.

I FELT LIKE DEION!!!!




just realize you're not innovating_shit.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:58 PM

i can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars!
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:59 PM

Quote:

i can ride my bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars!




omg

-1
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:59 PM

RYD - Is it possible to pull a Pete Rose and be a player/coach. I sure have had my moments and would like to benefit from any future ones.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 02:59 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick

Bighawk84 is on the clock
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:02 PM

Are these rounds any particular length?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:05 PM

I'll admit they are completely arbitrary. Oh well, I'm the arbiter.
Posted by: coldplay

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:05 PM

Actually, you are the douche.
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:06 PM

So wouldn't bighawk be starting Rd. 4?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:10 PM

There's really no difference between the last pick of round 3 and the first pick of round 4, so, no.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:13 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 is free to select at any time.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk

Geezer is on the clock
From this point forward, make two selections to round out your team.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:15 PM

Damn I was hoping to get georgiahawk
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:15 PM

Geezer takes ColdWarKid

And JesuswasBlack
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:18 PM

You have one more pick.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:19 PM

Quote:

Geezer takes ColdWarKid

And JesuswasBlack




That second pick is QUALITY...nice work Geezer.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:20 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 is free to select at any time.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack

FSChawk is on the clock
Posted by: sensei

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:21 PM

Okay, Geezer won. Can this be over now?
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:21 PM

I'll take jhwkswn and kjay1955 to add some polical douchbaggery to my stable.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:21 PM

Rome's Turdmeister was the last of my powerpicks.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:21 PM

I just realized that I consider gutter to be the biggest douche on the board. I won't play for him. Trade me.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:22 PM

Quote:

I'll take jhwkswn and kjay1955 to add some polical douchbaggery to my stable.




two more quality picks. Nice.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:22 PM

Quote:

I just realized that I consider gutter to be the biggest douche on the board. I won't play for him. Trade me.




Play WITH him...join my team.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:23 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 is free to select at any time.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955

pwhittemore is on the clock
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:23 PM

Gutter, I'll name you captain of my team if you trade hasbeen to us.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:23 PM

Quote:

I just realized that I consider gutter to be the biggest douche on the board. I won't play for him. Trade me.




Any takers? I demand a HIGH first rounder for him.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:25 PM

Quote:

Gutter, I'll name you captain of my team if you trade hasbeen to us.




I would only trade you hasbeen for myself.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:25 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I just realized that I consider gutter to be the biggest douche on the board. I won't play for him. Trade me.




Any takers? I demand a HIGH first rounder for him.




No way his douchery is overrated. Besides he is a quitter. He surrendered his team and now won't play for you...pass.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:25 PM

Phew Mel I really don't think I could have done any better.

" Right Geez, that's some kind of Allsome Douche you put together there. No workout wonders in that battle tested group."

Well Mel I wouldn't mind having B_of_H but he's injured now and since he got into dressup games he's not quite up to Allsome Douchetastic standards.

40-0 baby.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:26 PM

I will take Hawk61.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:28 PM

Morgans and I have made a trade.
I am giving Spacey, hard as it may be, for JDavis and his fourth rounder.

I am making my selections now. One moment.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:28 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955

pwhittemore is on the clock


Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:29 PM

Selection. Only one. I retain the other. I only traded one 4th round (and JDavis) to you.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:30 PM

Quote:

I will take Hawk61.




You need one more sir.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:31 PM

I need to have an educated rival but someone who boasts Douchebaggery still.
With my fourth round selection I select:
beakerantagonist

http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?...true#Post632484

With morgans fourth rounder, I need an idiotic rival. One who spews nothing but nonsense.

KSUJumbo
http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?...true#Post990200

And finally, with my fifth pick, and THE MAJOR VALUE PICK, I am going with none other than, the man who started it all, the infamous ADVICE THREAD.

jayhawker_97

http://boards.kusports.com/showflat.php?...true#Post960714
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:31 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I will take Hawk61.




You need one more sir.




No, that was his third round pick that he missed.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:32 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I will take Hawk61.




You need one more sir.




No, that was his third round pick that he missed.




gotcha
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:33 PM

The Allsomes:
B of H, JDavis, dbackbone, beakerantagonist, KSUJumbo


Bench:
jayhawker_97
B of H's band.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:34 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. beakerantagonist
75. KSUJumbo

LisaT is on the clock
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:36 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Gutter, I'll name you captain of my team if you trade hasbeen to us.




I would only trade you hasbeen for myself.




That's not happening. As far as I'm concerned, I got the best player in the draft at #11.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:37 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. beakerantagonist
75. KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97

LisaT is on the clock
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:38 PM

I never thought my staff could put the coup I am about to pull off together. It took negotiations that just concluded after hours and hours as well as promises that I REALLY should not keep. I select:

Shirley and
JNewell
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:38 PM

I can see this building into a turn-based Douchball Tournament.

"KU87 comes across court with a 5pt Reagan Rant but Law counters with a -10 Sock Wall."

(does KU87 love Reagan? I don't know, but I thought so...)
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:39 PM

Quote:

I never thought my staff could put the coup I am about to pull off together. It took negotiations that just concluded after hours and hours as well as promises that I REALLY should not keep. I select:

Shirley and
JNewell




Nice selections. Might as well have picked Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:40 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I never thought my staff could put the coup I am about to pull off together. It took negotiations that just concluded after hours and hours as well as promises that I REALLY should not keep. I select:

Shirley and
JNewell




Nice selections. Might as well have picked Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.




You don't know them like I know them.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:41 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I never thought my staff could put the coup I am about to pull off together. It took negotiations that just concluded after hours and hours as well as promises that I REALLY should not keep. I select:

Shirley and
JNewell




Nice selections. Might as well have picked Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.




You don't know them like I know them.




Correct you are. I have never spread my legs for either one of them.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:41 PM

gutter, you are on my case today....phuuck off
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:43 PM

Quote:

gutter, you are on my case today....phuuck off




Suck an egg. This is the douche thread. I am not on it to make friends.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:43 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell

Zhawk06 is on the clock
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:44 PM

Quote:

Quote:

gutter, you are on my case today....phuuck off




Suck an egg. This is the douche thread. I am not on it to make friends.




mission accomplished azzhole
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:47 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

gutter, you are on my case today....phuuck off




Suck an egg. This is the douche thread. I am not on it to make friends.




mission accomplished azzhole




Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:47 PM

I see the Gutman needs no training camp.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:48 PM

Yep, mid season form.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:50 PM

Quote:

I see the Gutman needs no training camp.




Don't you have some Metamucial to go take? You constipated (full of [censored]) old man.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:51 PM

Almost 4. Time for gutters meds.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:52 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. Zhawk06 can select at any time
79. Zhawk 06 can select at any time

jayheel is on the clock
Posted by: jnewell

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:53 PM






Nice selections. Might as well have picked Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.




Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmas!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:55 PM

Nice. Admin has been following along the entire time. Upset you were picked so far after your predecessor?
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:56 PM

Actually since he holds the wizard staff jnewell could be the biggest douche of all if he wanted to be. Might have been a genius pick by LisaT.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:57 PM

Quote:






Nice selections. Might as well have picked Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.




Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmas!




This one is some quality stuff Newell.
Doesn't get any better than this.

Pretty sure Shirley is Santa. Guess that makes you.....
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:57 PM

KUKUKU
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:57 PM

Potential. But nothing jnewell has done so far has proven that he has what it takes. He's Michael Olawakandi.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:58 PM

KUKUKU is Portnoy is RealCoachK?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 03:59 PM

Quote:

Actually since he holds the wizard staff jnewell could be the biggest douche of all if he wanted to be. Might have been a genius pick by LisaT.




Hedging my bets....I feel a breaking bad thingy coming on and don't want to get banned....short and long term potential here. Genius pick...hell yes!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:00 PM

jayheel--we need two picks and that one won't work.

Also, I am shutting this thing down at 5:00 p.m. We'll resume at 7:30 p.m. tonight and finish this up expeditiously.

If you can't be present, PM picks.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:05 PM

JAYHEEL - WAKE UP!!!
Posted by: LVCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:05 PM

Does anyone that hasnt been picked wear a bluetooth throughout the day?
Posted by: kujerseygirl

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:06 PM

Quote:

She's a nice girl. What's the matter with you?




Quote:

But Jersey is not a douche. WTF???




Thanks Morgans and sensei!

I totally didn't have time to read through this entire thread but saw on a random page that I'd been chosen. Looks like fun times.

Gutter, I take no offense to you choosing me. Thought I guess that's technically the first time I've been lumped into the douche category.
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:08 PM

Quote:

Does anyone that hasnt been picked wear a bluetooth throughout the day?




lol
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:08 PM

Quote:

Quote:

She's a nice girl. What's the matter with you?




Quote:

But Jersey is not a douche. WTF???




Thanks Morgans and sensei!

I totally didn't have time to read through this entire thread but saw on a random page that I'd been chosen. Looks like fun times.

Gutter, I take no offense to you choosing me. Thought I guess that's technically the first time I've been lumped into the douche category.




Please consider it an honor that I was thinking of you and wanted you on my squad.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:10 PM

Quote:


Ho Ho Ho . Merry Christmas!




That's no way to talk to LisaT (truth be damned)

Some mod you are.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:10 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel can select at any time
79. jayheel can select at any time
80. LVCHawk can select at any time
81. LVCHawk can select at any time
82. kugrad05
83. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you

Morgansraider is on the clock
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:10 PM



Please consider it an honor that I was thinking of you and wanted you on my squad.




lol lol <wipes eyes> lol lol lol
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:11 PM

Gutter!!!!!!!
Shirley will trade the next 2 picks for Hasbeen...
PLEASE???
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:11 PM

Quote:

Does anyone that hasnt been picked wear a bluetooth throughout the day?




Nice!

Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:11 PM

Quote:

JAYHEEL - WAKE UP!!!




He was a hold up yesterday at this time...I think this is his afternoon delight time.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:11 PM

Quote:

Gutter!!!!!!!
Shirley will trade the next 2 picks for Hasbeen...
PLEASE???




Don't do it...his douchery is overrated.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:12 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel can select at any time
79. jayheel can select at any time
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you

Morgansraider is on the clock


Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:13 PM

Quote:

Gutter!!!!!!!
Shirley will trade the next 2 picks for Hasbeen...
PLEASE???




Tell Shirley she can fellate a goat. But in a nice way - please.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:14 PM

I think I have the best team so far.

WDNC2008
5Decadehawk
KU87
jyhwkswn
kjay1955

That's a lineup right there.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:15 PM

Quote:

I think I have the best team so far.

WDNC2008
5Decadehawk
KU87
jyhwkswn
kjay1955

That's a lineup right there.




Dream on dude.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:16 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Gutter!!!!!!!
Shirley will trade the next 2 picks for Hasbeen...
PLEASE???




Tell Shirley she can fellate a goat. But in a nice way - please.




More sig material gutman?
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:16 PM

I traded my fourth round pic to PWhittemore for the rights to Spacey. With my fifth round pic, I select

HawkindaHaus89

If that isn't a douchebag handle, for starters, I don't know what is one. It has this faux "urban" quality about it when, in actuality, he's a rightwing religious wingnut. This guy would like everyone to think he's cool....but deep down, he knows his reactionary opinions make no friends....and earn no cool points. But he's a tremendous douche in my book, and well worthy of being my last round pick.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:16 PM



Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:18 PM

Well since I do have my own fan club, and someone is a member, he/she must be a douche so I will select gutterfanclub. My final selection was a tough one but I do feel SFBayhawk is worthy of being a 5th rounder.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:18 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel can select at any time
79. jayheel can select at any time
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.

Gutter is up.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:23 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel can select at any time
79. jayheel can select at any time
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.

Gutter is up.




Check out my message at 4:18 above this one. Thanks for being such a thoughful douche and taking the time to run the show.
Posted by: kujerseygirl

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:24 PM

Quote:

Please consider it an honor that I was thinking of you and wanted you on my squad.




And what an honor it is!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:24 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel can select at any time
79. jayheel can select at any time
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub

JFish is up
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:28 PM

Okay, so I need some help remembering a douchebag's name.

This person had the sig like "5th Generation Survivor" and always ragged on Missouri like he was personally victimized by Quantrill. Anyone remember?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:30 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel can select at any time
79. jayheel can select at any time
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub
90. JFish can select at any time
91. JFish can select at any time

The Miracles is up
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:32 PM

Wow, LisaT has the worst squad ever...

SeanR9ne
jayhawklaw
Shirley
jnewell

jayhawklaw is the only one that even belongs in the bigs.

Although I'm thrilled with getting to team up with 5Decade, I'm not pleased with the remainder of FSC's selections. Why take KU87 when kued is still on the board?

Geezer's team is definitely the team to beat as far as I can tell.

Steals of the draft:

Geezer nabbing GQ in the second. Who woud have thought?
Tmcats to KUHawkhead in the late second round was a tremendous pick up...definitely fell through the cracks. Jayheel may just have the steal of the draft in picking up kued at 51. Very surprised Hawklin slid all the way to 63. Georgiahawk was a tremendous late-round pick up by the Commish.
Posted by: Morgansraider

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:33 PM

Quote:

Wow, LisaT has the worst squad ever...

SeanR9ne
jayhawklaw
Shirley
jnewell

jayhawklaw is the only one that even belongs in the bigs.




Totally agree.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:34 PM

I'll take:

Judy_Jayhawk
and
vmlb
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:34 PM

Quote:

Why take KU87 when kued is still on the board?






I'm gonna regret that for a while. I had a whole thread dedicated to him being an @sshole not long ago. I can't believe I let that one go.

Oh well, the squad is still very strong.
Posted by: georgiahawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:36 PM

Quote:

Georgiahawk was a tremendous late-round pick up by the Commish.




I'm not happy about this. I was hoping to go undrafted then sue for discrimination.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:37 PM

So Palinesque.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:37 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel can select at any time
79. jayheel can select at any time
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub
90. JFish can select at any time
91. JFish can select at any time
92. TheMiracles select Tigerman81
93. TheMiracles select vmlb

Shirley is up
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:37 PM

Sorry Georgia, I tried to talk Shirley into picking you...
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:38 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Georgiahawk was a tremendous late-round pick up by the Commish.




I'm not happy about this. I was hoping to go undrafted then sue for discrimination.




go back to the jim rome avatar--it makes you 10 times douchier
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:38 PM

I scratched Tigerman81 for Judy_Jayhawk
Posted by: minhin

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:39 PM

Speaking of Shirley:
In keeping with the fighting political theme, Shirley picks ParkHawk3319, but to add harmony and balance her next pick is KUPainter.

Gutter, Shirley said 'bite me' but in a very nice way
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:39 PM

Georgia was going to be one of my late round picks...
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:39 PM

is that official, Miracles?
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:40 PM

EastCoast is up
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:40 PM

Yes Sir. Judy for Tigerman81. Put his a$$ back in the green room.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:41 PM

I have to tell you, I'm just not happy. Please try to shop those last two around a little bit if possible. I just think if we can get one solid guys, we will be better off than having two nobodies like jhwkswn and kjay1955 weighing us down. I think you're underestimating me...just give me a decent supporting cast and we're going to be in the hunt every year.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:42 PM

Like I said before, Geezer has a very strong squad...but all of his guys play the same position. Fairly carbon copy.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:42 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel can select at any time
79. jayheel can select at any time
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub
90. JFish can select at any time
91. JFish can select at any time
92. TheMiracles select Judy_Jayhawk
93. TheMiracles select vmlb
94. Shirley can select at any time.
95. Shirley can select at any time

Shirley is up


Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:42 PM

Are you kidding me? jhwkswn is quality douchery.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:43 PM

I think minhin already made Shirley's picks.

Parkhawk and kupainter.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:44 PM

Quote:

Like I said before, Geezer has a very strong squad...but all of his guys play the same position. Fairly carbon copy.




I disagree...GQ is more of a facilitator than a scorer. He sets 'em up and sensei will knock 'em down. Then you have jerseygirl as the x-factor; she posts a new karaoke video and the rest of the league is sh*tting their pants.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:45 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel can select at any time
79. jayheel can select at any time
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub
90. JFish can select at any time
91. JFish can select at any time
92. TheMiracles select Judy_Jayhawk
93. TheMiracles select vmlb
94. Shirley selects Parkhawk3319
95. Shirley selects KUPainter

EastCoast is up
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:48 PM

Quote:

Are you kidding me? jhwkswn is quality douchery.




I just don't think you can completely hone your skills if you never venture outside the Politics board. You run the risk of your douche getting so stale that people just completely tune you out. This is precisely why kellyfenton wasn't selected, for instance.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:50 PM

Quote:

Okay, so I need some help remembering a douchebag's name.

This person had the sig like "5th Generation Survivor" and always ragged on Missouri like he was personally victimized by Quantrill. Anyone remember?




His name was jhawked.
I also pick bruce_and_biff because they're cute!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:51 PM

I don't see that EastCoast or Digitalkookie are on-line. I may be wrong, but I think I'll close down the draft and we will conclude it this evening starting at 7:30. PM picks if you can't make it.

Any incomplete (not five person or more) roster at the end of the evening can be rounded out during the period of douche free agency that begins tomorrow morning.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:51 PM

Agreed. There are a lot of douches on the politics board but those who are exclusively there are minor leaguers.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:51 PM

C'mon commish can't I just pick now? You said earlier 5 p.m.
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Okay, so I need some help remembering a douchebag's name.

This person had the sig like "5th Generation Survivor" and always ragged on Missouri like he was personally victimized by Quantrill. Anyone remember?




His name was jhawked.
I also pick bruce_and_biff because they're cute!




Isn't jhawked female? seriously.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:52 PM

Let jayhawklaw go, then you can.
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:52 PM

The only way anyone competes with Geezer is if I'm traded to a contender. Gutter did a terrible job.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:53 PM

I'm gonna top my squad off by selecting kellyfenton and tbhagz.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:54 PM

TomKeegan
Copperhead
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:54 PM

Quote:

The only way anyone competes with Geezer is if I'm traded to a contender. Gutter did a terrible job.




I am willing to trade you for the right price. I need one hell of an offer though. Geezer's squad is long on guards as is mine. I am looking for a big man.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:56 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel selects jayhawked
79. jayheel selects Bruce_and_Biff
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub
90. JFish can select at any time
91. JFish can select at any time
92. TheMiracles select Judy_Jayhawk
93. TheMiracles select vmlb
94. Shirley selects Parkhawk3319
95. Shirley selects KUPainter
96. EastCoast can select at any time
97. EastCoast can select at any time
98. DigitalKookie can select at any time
99. DigitalKookie can select at any time
100. jayhawklaw selects kellyfenton
101. jayhawklaw selects tbhagz

jayhawk01 is up
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:57 PM

Quote:


Isn't jhawked female? seriously.




no idea. how could that much resentment and rage come from a female though? right, nevermind.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:57 PM

I picked

TomKeegan
Copperhead

Thanks Commish.
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:57 PM

Quote:

Gutter!!!!!!!
Shirley will trade the next 2 picks for Hasbeen...
PLEASE???




I won't play with hasbeen.

There's a douche-limit tolerance -- kinda like a salary cap, but for douchiness. And he puts us waaaaay over the top.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:57 PM

I'm seriously going to start lobbying for a trade if FSC doesn't make moves soon.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:58 PM

Quote:

Quote:


Isn't jhawked female? seriously.




no idea. how could that much resentment and rage come from a female though? right, nevermind.




LOL
Posted by: hasbeen

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 04:59 PM

WDNC,

Let's hammer out a trade scenario for FSC. If you and I join forces then Geezer's douchebags will run screaming.
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:01 PM

Quote:

Speaking of Shirley:
In keeping with the fighting political theme, Shirley picks ParkHawk3319, but to add harmony and balance her next pick is KUPainter.






Is Shirley high? I mean right now.

Park and RMan on the same team? Unless you're looking for old-pals-insider-douchebaggery, this is gonna blow.

And we had such potential.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:01 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel selects jayhawked
79. jayheel selects Bruce_and_Biff
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub
90. JFish can select at any time
91. JFish can select at any time
92. TheMiracles select Judy_Jayhawk
93. TheMiracles select vmlb
94. Shirley selects Parkhawk3319
95. Shirley selects KUPainter
96. EastCoast can select at any time
97. EastCoast can select at any time
98. DigitalKookie can select at any time
99. DigitalKookie can select at any time
100. jayhawklaw selects kellyfenton
101. jayhawklaw selects tbhagz
102. jayhawk01 selects tomkeegan
103. jayhawk01 selects Copperhead

We will resume in 2.5 hours.

Do not post with picks until then.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:04 PM

Screw you. I'm picking now. I won't be on at 7:30.

I'll take Jensen and

Ryan2845. Anybody likeable enough to maintain a three star rating on this board is a complete and total douchewad.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:05 PM

My team ain't scared of anyone at this point.
B of H doesn't even need to try.
JDavis tries incredibly incredibly hard.
dbackbone covers rumors and helps JDavis with disgusting comments.
I have two rivals, opposite in basis of knowledge, in beaker and KSUJumbo.
Finally, jayhawker_97 covers ignorance across the board.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:06 PM

Quote:

I have to tell you, I'm just not happy. Please try to shop those last two around a little bit if possible. I just think if we can get one solid guys, we will be better off than having two nobodies like jhwkswn and kjay1955 weighing us down. I think you're underestimating me...just give me a decent supporting cast and we're going to be in the hunt every year.




Let me see what happens with the rest of the draft. I could still pick up a free agent or two. Besides, you can't demand out of your contract. You're my douche and you will continue to be my douche until I say otherwise.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:08 PM

Quote:

Geezer in the third round Takes Hunterthompson.




we will pwn! the world b!tches! just sayin'
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:08 PM

Quote:

My team ain't scared of anyone at this point.
B of H doesn't even need to try.
JDavis tries incredibly incredibly hard.
dbackbone covers rumors and helps JDavis with disgusting comments.
I have two rivals, opposite in basis of knowledge, in beaker and KSUJumbo.
Finally, jayhawker_97 covers ignorance across the board.




Please I picked up TomKeegan....I really don't even need anyone else.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:10 PM

Quote:

This thread [censored] rules!




no kidding. only us that frequent the board really know what any of this means, but it's damn funny.

btw, geezer's team is not only filled with douches....but I think we would have the best time drinking together as well.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:10 PM

Quote:

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

-------------------------------------------------------
Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel selects jayhawked
79. jayheel selects Bruce_and_Biff
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub
90. JFish can select at any time
91. JFish can select at any time
92. TheMiracles select Judy_Jayhawk
93. TheMiracles select vmlb
94. Shirley selects Parkhawk3319
95. Shirley selects KUPainter
96. EastCoastjhawk selects jensen
97. EastCoastjhawk selects Ryan2845
98. DigitalKookie can select at any time
99. DigitalKookie can select at any time
100. jayhawklaw selects kellyfenton
101. jayhawklaw selects tbhagz
102. jayhawk01 selects tomkeegan
103. jayhawk01 selects Copperhead

We will resume in 2.5 hours.

Do not post with picks until then.




Seriously, I'm leaving the board until 7:30.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:12 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Like I said before, Geezer has a very strong squad...but all of his guys play the same position. Fairly carbon copy.




I disagree...GQ is more of a facilitator than a scorer. He sets 'em up and sensei will knock 'em down. Then you have jerseygirl as the x-factor; she posts a new karaoke video and the rest of the league is sh*tting their pants.




dude...me....sensei...hunter...cold war....jwb???

cold war IS the biggest bruiser on the board when he wants to get involved....his stuff is pure gold.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:13 PM

Quote:


Please I picked up TomKeegan....I really don't even need anyone else.




Keegan certainly is a douche. But is a douche with no endurance. How long did he last on the boards?
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:13 PM

Quote:

Quote:


Please I picked up TomKeegan....I really don't even need anyone else.




Keegan certainly is a douche. But is a douche with no endurance. How long did he last on the boards?




that fat bastard will be bitching about having to walk a couple blocks to the sprint center soon enough.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:15 PM

You, sensei, hunter and coldwar, in my opinion, are one in the same douche.

The only one on there that varies is JWB because of his mockery angle. But even he had the same holier than thou douche attitude.

Show me meaningless rage and hatred. Show me extreme ignorance. That's not on Geezer's squad, and come playoff time, he'll regret not having that uncaring tenacity.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:15 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Like I said before, Geezer has a very strong squad...but all of his guys play the same position. Fairly carbon copy.




I disagree...GQ is more of a facilitator than a scorer. He sets 'em up and sensei will knock 'em down. Then you have jerseygirl as the x-factor; she posts a new karaoke video and the rest of the league is sh*tting their pants.




dude...me....sensei...hunter...cold war....jwb???

cold war IS the biggest bruiser on the board when he wants to get involved....his stuff is pure gold.




Meanwhile I could earn Fish first place points by responding to this but I like geezer too much. Fish might need to give me some incentive.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:18 PM

Gutter, I double dog dare you to respond.
Posted by: ColdWarKid

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:22 PM

Quote:


dude...me....sensei...hunter...cold war....jwb???

cold war IS the biggest bruiser on the board when he wants to get involved....his stuff is pure gold.




Hmmm. I am unsure about how I take this. And as for getting involved in this fantastic douche game, I've yet to make a decision. Though I agree Geezer's sqaud is currently unequaled.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:25 PM

See quinn, you fvcked up and forgot all about signability. Have fun playing a man down this season ass clown.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:26 PM

Quote:

Gutter, I double dog dare you to respond.




Not until Fish is assured points with my response.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:26 PM

I'm selecting MizzouBandAlum.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 05:51 PM

http://boards.kusports.com/showprofile.php?Cat=0&User=3075&page=2&what=showmembers

Would this guy be a great pick or what!
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 06:16 PM

Law, I hope you're aware by picking me 100th, my top 100 pick clause kicks in and I get an enormous signing bonus. Ah screw it, I'm heading to Europe to clean vaginas.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 06:37 PM

Geezer back in the House.
Wednesday night is beer drinking with the Boyz from the office night.
Just got caught up on the Thread and I'm ready to drop the Douchehammer on the rest of you pretenders with my next pick.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 06:42 PM

Quote:

Quote:


dude...me....sensei...hunter...cold war....jwb???

cold war IS the biggest bruiser on the board when he wants to get involved....his stuff is pure gold.




Hmmm. I am unsure about how I take this. And as for getting involved in this fantastic douche game, I've yet to make a decision. Though I agree Geezer's sqaud is currently unequaled.




Don't worry about signability.
I'm talkin Stienbrenner bucks for my boyz.
Posted by: ColdWarKid

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 06:51 PM

I suppose I can get on board, for you Geez. So I guess I have a higher standard to live up to now, eh? Man, if this place wasn't getting toxic before, I think we're gonna be approaching Chernobyl levels now. Noobs be warned.

If I previously pulled punches I will hesitate no more. . .
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 06:56 PM

Quote:

I suppose I can get on board, for you Geez. So I guess I have a higher standard to live up to now, eh? Man, if this place wasn't getting toxic before, I think we're gonna be approaching Chernobyl levels now. Noobs be warned.

If I previously pulled punches I will hesitate no more. . .




Yo Baby CWK in the House.
You start in the 4 spot buddy.
You and Hunter own the paint while Sensei Quinn and JWB fire from outside.
I'll fax the contract to your agent.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:01 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

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Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
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Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
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Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel selects jayhawked
79. jayheel selects Bruce_and_Biff
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub
90. JFish can select at any time
91. JFish can select at any time
92. TheMiracles select Judy_Jayhawk
93. TheMiracles select vmlb
94. Shirley selects Parkhawk3319
95. Shirley selects KUPainter
96. EastCoastjhawk selects jensen
97. EastCoastjhawk selects Ryan2845
98. DigitalKookie selects KUHawkHead
99. DigitalKookie selects JVaugn
100. jayhawklaw selects kellyfenton
101. jayhawklaw selects tbhagz
102. jayhawk01 selects tomkeegan
103. jayhawk01 selects Copperhead

We're up and running (30 minutes early, sorry)

Digitalkookie submitted his picks by PM via Gutter. No changes other than that since last update.

HawksandCats is on the clock.

When we've gone all the way through, teams with fewer than five members can fill their rosters at will.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:07 PM

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I suppose I can get on board, for you Geez. So I guess I have a higher standard to live up to now, eh? Man, if this place wasn't getting toxic before, I think we're gonna be approaching Chernobyl levels now. Noobs be warned.

If I previously pulled punches I will hesitate no more. . .




Yo Baby CWK in the House.
You start in the 4 spot buddy.
You and Hunter own the paint while Sensei Quinn and JWB fire from outside.
I'll fax the contract to your agent.




this is what I was talking about geezer....good job of getting HST then CWK.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:11 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I suppose I can get on board, for you Geez. So I guess I have a higher standard to live up to now, eh? Man, if this place wasn't getting toxic before, I think we're gonna be approaching Chernobyl levels now. Noobs be warned.

If I previously pulled punches I will hesitate no more. . .




Yo Baby CWK in the House.
You start in the 4 spot buddy.
You and Hunter own the paint while Sensei Quinn and JWB fire from outside.
I'll fax the contract to your agent.




this is what I was talking about geezer....good job of getting HST then CWK.




Trust me buddy I know my douchebags.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:25 PM

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First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

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Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
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Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel selects jayhawked
79. jayheel selects Bruce_and_Biff
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk can select at any time
83. LVCHawk can select at any time
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub
90. JFish can select at any time
91. JFish can select at any time
92. TheMiracles select Judy_Jayhawk
93. TheMiracles select vmlb
94. Shirley selects Parkhawk3319
95. Shirley selects KUPainter
96. EastCoastjhawk selects jensen
97. EastCoastjhawk selects Ryan2845
98. DigitalKookie selects KUHawkHead
99. DigitalKookie selects JVaugn
100. jayhawklaw selects kellyfenton
101. jayhawklaw selects tbhagz
102. jayhawk01 selects tomkeegan
103. jayhawk01 selects Copperhead
104. HawksandCats is free to select
105. HawksandCats is free to select
106. Bean14 selects WisconsinHawk
107. Bean14 selects Drewdun
108. KUHawkHead is free to select (multiple rounds)
109. KuHawkHead is free to select (multiple rounds)
110. Brando is free to select (multiple rounds)
111. Brando is free to select (multiple rounds)

bighawk84 is on the clock.

At 8:00, I am closing the draft. All unused draft picks are forfeited.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:26 PM

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Gutter, I double dog dare you to respond.




Not until Fish is assured points with my response.




I don't know what you're waiting for...I don't intend to keep my 1st round pick on the bench.

Although you did completely F my strategy by taking gutterfanclub...he was going to play point for our team.

I will reconsider my last two picks when I get back tomorrow morning. I won't lie; CWK was a priority.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:28 PM

Free agent signing.
Jhwk signed as Team brewer and 6th man off the bench.
The man brings another dimension to a stacked lineup.
40-0 baby.
I need to find a Calipari image for my avatar.
Posted by: HunterThompson

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:30 PM

3rd round pick? Awesome! I thought I had way more douchebagness in me, but it pays to form relationships with your future boss. I like my team. I will play for the league minimum so we can maybe sign one or two more douches. Every douche team needs a team player like me if they want to form a douche dynasty.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:30 PM

Can't believe WisconsinHawk fell so far.
Posted by: LVCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:31 PM

With my 2 selections I'd like to choose Chiknbut, and Appy.

Sorry guys, but heres my reasonings. My team isnt that great right now, so I have to go for longshots. Because of your high post counts, if you ever do become disgruntled and turn into giant douches, then chances are, you will have a high amount of douche posts.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:31 PM

Free agent signing doesn't start for another thirty minutes, dude. Hold your horses. I'll consider Jhwk yours if none of the people with draft picks left take him.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:31 PM

Good luck in school bro.

I will reconsider my last two picks when I get back tomorrow morning. I won't lie; CWK was a priority.

Cold War is already where he needs to be.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:35 PM

Quote:

3rd round pick? Awesome! I thought I had way more douchebagness in me, but it pays to form relationships with your future boss. I like my team. I will play for the league minimum so we can maybe sign one or two more douches. Every douche team needs a team player like me if they want to form a douche dynasty.




Only problem bro you get 3rd round money.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft *DELETED* - 11/19/08 07:35 PM

Post deleted by JFish26
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:37 PM

I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ANY FREE AGENT PICKS RIGHT NOW!

[censored]! people! Could you make this any more difficult?
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:37 PM

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I have to tell you, I'm just not happy. Please try to shop those last two around a little bit if possible. I just think if we can get one solid guys, we will be better off than having two nobodies like jhwkswn and kjay1955 weighing us down. I think you're underestimating me...just give me a decent supporting cast and we're going to be in the hunt every year.




Let me see what happens with the rest of the draft. I could still pick up a free agent or two. Besides, you can't demand out of your contract. You're my douche and you will continue to be my douche until I say otherwise.




Well, I'm your douche to the extent that I decide to show up for camp and give my best effort. I may just decide to tank it if I don't feel that my superstar talent will be supplemented by a supporting cast that can get us over the hump. Why bust my ass for a losing cause?

I'm just looking at the Finals and a potential matchup against Geezer's heavy-hitting bunch from the Massengil Conference...it isn't looking good. Shed some of the dead weight and get me someone that can really shell it out.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:38 PM

I will take Pantenejn and Bozer
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:38 PM

Quote:

With my 2 selections I'd like to choose Chiknbut, and Appy.

Sorry guys, but heres my reasonings. My team isnt that great right now, so I have to go for longshots. Because of your high post counts, if you ever do become disgruntled and turn into giant douches, then chances are, you will have a high amount of douche posts.




Chikn is definitely a decent pick.
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:40 PM

Quote:

I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ANY FREE AGENT PICKS RIGHT NOW!

[censored]! people! Could you make this any more difficult?




What the phuck do you expect from a bunch of douchebags?
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:41 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO ANY FREE AGENT PICKS RIGHT NOW!

[censored]! people! Could you make this any more difficult?




What the phuck do you expect from a bunch of douchebags?




Good point. I further petition that if you weren't drafted, any douche-baggery you commit after the draft accrues to your team's total.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:43 PM

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

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Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
------------------------------------------------------------
Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
-----------------------------------------------------------
Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk--traded to FSC for jhkswn
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn--traded to ruinyourday for georgiahawk
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel selects jayhawked
79. jayheel selects Bruce_and_Biff
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk selects Chiknbut
83. LVCHawk selects Appyhawk
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub
90. JFish can select at any time
91. JFish can select at any time
92. TheMiracles select Judy_Jayhawk
93. TheMiracles select vmlb
94. Shirley selects Parkhawk3319
95. Shirley selects KUPainter
96. EastCoastjhawk selects jensen
97. EastCoastjhawk selects Ryan2845
98. DigitalKookie selects KUHawkHead
99. DigitalKookie selects JVaugn
100. jayhawklaw selects kellyfenton
101. jayhawklaw selects tbhagz
102. jayhawk01 selects tomkeegan
103. jayhawk01 selects Copperhead
104. HawksandCats is free to select
105. HawksandCats is free to select
106. Bean14 selects WisconsinHawk
107. Bean14 selects Drewdun
108. KUHawkHead is free to select (multiple rounds)
109. KuHawkHead is free to select (multiple rounds)
110. Brando is free to select (multiple rounds)
111. Brando is free to select (multiple rounds)
112. bighawk84 selects Penenjn
113. bighawk84 selects Bozer

At 8:00, I am closing the draft. All unused draft picks are forfeited.


Posted by: LVCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:44 PM

I selected Appy, not Bozer.....you got Bozer twice
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:45 PM

Hey WDNC, did you see the trade I got worked out--georgiahawk in exchange for jhwkswn. Hope that makes your ass happy.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:46 PM

Absolutely...that is an outstanding pickup, but only if he keeps up the Jim Rome references.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:53 PM

I select badair and ruinyourday.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:54 PM

Sweet. My team is complete. If you have ideas for fellow free-agents you want to see, let me know. As it stands, I don't think I need or want a bench. My starting five can go forty minutes of douche without substitution.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:54 PM

Hey fvckwad I'm takin Jwhk for my free agent.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:55 PM

I am taking Berserker for my free agent.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 07:59 PM

If free agency is now, I am taking jayhawk01 as my free agent.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:00 PM

Quote:

Sweet. My team is complete. If you have ideas for fellow free-agents you want to see, let me know. As it stands, I don't think I need or want a bench. My starting five can go forty minutes of douche without substitution.




I just worry about those politics board guys...we may need someone that isn't quite as douchey but can contribute on a more consistent basis. Let me do some thinking.
Posted by: Z8RR8

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:00 PM

Oh u all suck. I am so kicking ass and taking names in the league now!



wait what lol
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:01 PM

Quote:

First Round:

1. ruinyourday selects JHK, traded to Zhawk06 for catilac, and #6 pick of first round.
2. Geezer selects Sensei.
3. FSCHawk selects WDNC2008
4. Pwhittemore trades pick to LisaT for B_of_H, and his band plus Lisa's second round pick. Lisa selects Geezer
5. Jayheel selects 77342U
6. ruinyourday selects CaptainTrich
7. LVCHawk selects Pantsfiddler
8. Kugrad05 selects Tuff Tiger
9. Morgansraider selects JDavis. Trades to pwhitt for Spacey.
10. Gutter selects hasbeen
11. JFish selects gutter
12. TheMiracles selects Portnoy2
13. Shirley selects RManFlint
14. EastCoastJHawk selects DaleTGribble
15. DigitalKookie selects WaHawk04
16. jayhawklaw selects shades
17. jayhawk01 selects LisaT
18. Hawks_and_Cats selects Jaynieskitchen
19. BeanF14 - Leawood
20. KUHawkHead--The_Source
21. hasbeen selects Morgansraider then disbands team
22. brando selects rgreene

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Second Round:

22. ruinyourday selects Iowa Boy
23. Geezer selects quinn225
24. FSC selects 5DecadeHawk
25. Pwhittemore selects Spacey. Trades to Morgans for JDavis, 4th round pick.
26. LisaT selects SeanR9ne
27. Zhawk06 selects TheRealCoachK
28. jayheel selects ChicagoHawk
29. LVCHawk selects madcapper
30. KUgrad05--free to select at any time
31. Morgansraider selects pomeranian
32. Gutter selects THAT1
33. JFish selects PHOGUSHER
34. TheMiracles select HeyCobo
35. Shirley selects DCHawk
36. EastCoastJhawk selects MICHHAWK
37. DigitalKookie selects KUFan1994
38. jayhawklaw selects Tubby
39. jayhawk01 selects purplelaw and acquires Morgansraider on waivers
40. Hawks_And_Cats selects Minhin
41. BeanF14 selects Brando
42. KUHawkhead selects tmcats
43. Brando can select at any time
44. bighawk84 selects Psychawk
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Third Round:

45. ruinyourday selects sevenyearhawk
46. Geezer selects HunterThompson
47. FSCHawk selects KU87
48. pwhittemore selects dbackbone
49. LisaT selects jayhawklaw
50. Zhawk06 selects fightingillini
51. jayheel selects kued
52. LVChawk selects Quantumleap (by PM)
53. KUgrad05 is free to select at any time (still waiting for 2nd round pick)
54. Morgansraider selects UnburntOrange
55. Gutter selects KUJerseygirl
56. JFish selects blackmild33
57. TheMiracles selects yovoy
58. Shirley selects NotAPuke
59. EastCoastJhawk selects noncongenius
60. Digitalkookie selects outbreakorn
61. jayhawklaw selects Buddy
62. jayhawk01 selects TaylorMade 427
63. HawksandCats selects Hawklin
64. Bean14 selects Defixione
65. KUHawkHead is free to select at any time
66. Brando can select at any time--still need 2nd round pick
67. Bighawk84 selects Hawk61
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Fourth and Fifth Rounds Combined:

68. ruinyourday selects Slefferd
69. ruinyourday selects georgiahawk--traded to FSC for jhkswn
70. Geezer selects ColdWarKid
71. Geezer selects Jesuswasblack
72. FSCHawk selects jhwkswn--traded to ruinyourday for georgiahawk
73. FSCHawk selects kjay1955
74. pwhittemore selects beakerantagonist
75. pwhittemore selects KSUJumbo + jayhawker_97
76. LisaT selects Shirley
77. LisaT selects jnewell
78. jayheel selects jayhawked
79. jayheel selects Bruce_and_Biff
80. ZHawk06 can select at any time
81. ZHawk06 can select at any time
82. LVCHawk selects Chiknbut
83. LVCHawk selects Appyhawk
84. kugrad05
85. kugrad05--we need several rounds from you
86. Morgansraider selects Hawkindahaus
87. Morgansraider acquires Spacey via trade with Pwhittemore.
88. Gutter selects SFBayHawk
89. Gutter selects GutterFanClub
90. JFish selects badair
91. JFish selects ruinyourday
92. TheMiracles select Judy_Jayhawk
93. TheMiracles select vmlb
94. Shirley selects Parkhawk3319
95. Shirley selects KUPainter
96. EastCoastjhawk selects jensen
97. EastCoastjhawk selects Ryan2845
98. DigitalKookie selects KUHawkHead
99. DigitalKookie selects JVaugn
100. jayhawklaw selects kellyfenton
101. jayhawklaw selects tbhagz
102. jayhawk01 selects tomkeegan
103. jayhawk01 selects Copperhead
104. HawksandCats is free to select
105. HawksandCats is free to select
106. Bean14 selects WisconsinHawk
107. Bean14 selects Drewdun
108. KUHawkHead is free to select (multiple rounds)
109. KuHawkHead is free to select (multiple rounds)
110. Brando is free to select (multiple rounds)
111. Brando is free to select (multiple rounds)
112. bighawk84 selects Penenjn
113. bighawk84 selects Bozer

JFish got his picks in just before the draft closed. All unused draft picks are forfeited and free agency has begun. I won't update the draft board with free agent selections, it's on each of you to keep track of your own team with acquisitions and trades.

I can't believe I got picked last.

Thanks for participating everybody. The response to this thread blew me away.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:01 PM

Ruinyourday = Mr. Irrelevant
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:02 PM

Unlimited free agents? NDballer13, Casey, coldplay, BUBear, jayhawk01 all claimed by The Allsomes.
Posted by: bruceandbiff

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:02 PM

Biff said he can't play on the same team as 77342U because he's such a big ol meanie! And I don't like the way he looks at me in the shower! We demand a trade to the Theattle Thuperdouches.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:07 PM

I claim Paper Lantren off of Free agency
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:08 PM

FSC, why don't you pick up "robot" from the bargain bin. Some of his posts on books and music just scream douche.
Posted by: KU76erfan

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:10 PM

I'm shocked that someone whose esoteric taste in movies, music and literature was not deemed worthy for this august assemblage (plus my first name rhymes with a dude that plays a friggin' white violin in Branson, for crying-out-loud).
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:10 PM

Quote:

FSC, why don't you pick up "robot" from the bargain bin. Some of his posts on books and music just scream douche.




Done. I take Robot. In an effor to keep my superstar douche happy, I am giving him proxy rights for the acquisition of douche free agents.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:11 PM

Awesomeeeeeeeee I have front office written all over me when I hang up the ol' nozzle.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:13 PM

Quote:

Awesomeeeeeeeee I have front office written all over me when I hang up the ol' nozzle.




You have an eye for talent. Robot sometimes pretends he is actually a robot. You can't beat that level of deluded douchedom.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:23 PM

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Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:23 PM

Thanks for all your work on this, ruinyourday. This was no small feat.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:27 PM

So when does the schedule come out? And what exactly are we playing?
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:31 PM

What? Do I have to think of everything?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:36 PM

Quote:

What? Do I have to think of everything?




Trust me b1tch you've done enough.
Posted by: posterchild

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:39 PM

I'll be glad when this thread slides off the front page. You people are cretins.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:45 PM

Preseason Rankings:
Douche'Vagialles (elite):
1. Pwhittemore: B of H, JDavis, dbackbone, beakerantagonist, KSUJumbo, jayhawker_97, jayhawk01, NDBaller13, BUBear, Casey, coldplay.
2. Geezer: Sensei, GQuinn, HST, Coldwarkid, JesusWasBlack, Jhwk.
3. Jayheel: 77342U, ChicagoHawk, kued, jayhawked, Bruce_and_biff
4.. FSCHawk:WDNC2008, 5DecadeHawk, KU87, georgiahawk, kjay1955, robot
5.. Jayhawk01: LisaT, purplelaw, Taylormade, Morgansraider, tomkeegen, copperhead
6. JFish: Gutter, PHOGUSHER, blackmild33, badair, ruinyourday

Meh-nemas (decent):
7. Zhawk06: JHK, TheRealCoachK, FightingIllini, MizzouBandAlum
8. EastCoastJHawk: Dale T Gribble, MICHHAWK, noncongenius, Ryan2845, jensen
9. Gutter: hasbeen, THAT1, KUJerseyGirl, SFBayHawk, Gutterfanclub
10. TheMiracles: Portnoy2, HeyCobo, yovoy, Judy_Jayhawk, vmlb
11. Morgansraider: Spacey, pomeranian, unburnt orange, Hawkindahaus
12. Ruinyourday: Captain Trich, catilac, Iowaboy, sevenyearhawk, Slefferd, jhwksn.

Just bags(pretenders):
13. Jayhawklaw: Shades, Tubby, Buddy, kellyfenton, tbhagz
14. LVCHawk: Pantsfiddler, madcapper, Quantumleap, Chikinbut, Appyhawk
15. Digitalkookie: WaHawk04, KUFan1994, outbreakkorn, KUHawkHead, JVaughn
16. BeanF14: Leawood, Brando, Defixione, WisconsinHawk, Drewdun
17. Shirley:RManFlint, DCHawk, NotAPuke, Parkhawk33, KUPainter
18. LisaT: Geezer, SeanR9ne, jayhawklaw, Shirley, jnewell
19. Hawks_and_Cats:Jaynieskitchen, Minhin, Hawklin
20. KUHawkHead: The_Source, tmcats
21. Brando: RGreene
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:45 PM

Quote:

I'll be glad when this thread slides off the front page. You people are cretins.




Blow me.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:46 PM

Oooh. Posterchild. Want to join my squad? Your avatar alone would get you some time, albeit mop up duty.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 08:49 PM

LOL at meh-nemas.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:10 PM

I'm taking posterchild and the guy that started the advice to Bill Self thread, whatever his name is.
Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:13 PM

Quote:

At 8:00, I am closing the draft. All unused draft picks are forfeited




DAMNIT!! I got douched...only got greene...someone else picked hawklin and jensen (not that they are douches...just needs some backup)...and then the damn draft closes...

well hell...greene is a douchemaster so he can douche all-ya-all all by himself...
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:15 PM

Quote:

I'm taking posterchild and the guy that started the advice to Bill Self thread, whatever his name is.




I already landed him with my fifth round pick. Jayhawker_97 is his name.
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:18 PM

hey geezer, if you are here as some sock and not just sleeping b/c it's 3 hours past bedtime, PM me, I have a FA pick up I think we could use.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:18 PM

Damn. Nice pick-up.

Brando--you can still draft free agents. Might be time to give your signature a once-over, by the way.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:26 PM

Brando...I am still available. I have my pitch all lined up for why you should pick me up.
Posted by: donelurking

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:36 PM

I'm available too. I don't post much but I'll try harder.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:41 PM

This thread is an all-timer.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:48 PM

I'm gonna go ahead and scoop up Merg311 to add to my trading stock.

That gives me robot, posterchild, and Merg311 if anyone needs to fill out a roster or wants a trade.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:51 PM

I just noticed I have 4 douches nobody has PLEASE. I'm adding PLEASE via free agency.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:55 PM

What are you asking? Just pick somebody.
Posted by: Zhawk06

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:56 PM

I'm not asking. I'm telling you. Nobody has him so I'm picking PLEASE. The guy that was located "between ignorance and bliss".
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 09:57 PM

Gotcha.
Posted by: Z8RR8

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:01 PM

damn. I feel like Arthur waiting in the wings lol
Posted by: jhizzawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:09 PM

Screw this! Im going over seas!
Posted by: 4JESUS

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:21 PM

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzfail
Posted by: BigTamale

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:24 PM

What the Hell...My agent told me I would at least go in the first day.

Don't tell me Im a day 2 pick.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:25 PM

Quote:

What the Hell...My agent told me I would at least go in the first day.

Don't tell me Im a day 2 pick.




I will take you as a free agent, pay is not swell but your in tamale.
Posted by: argentinehawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:26 PM

Quote:

Quote:

What the Hell...My agent told me I would at least go in the first day.

Don't tell me Im a day 2 pick.




I will take you as a free agent, pay is not swell but your in tamale.




Wait a minute LisaT, I had dibs on the BigT, back off!!
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:30 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

What the Hell...My agent told me I would at least go in the first day.

Don't tell me Im a day 2 pick.




I will take you as a free agent, pay is not swell but your in tamale.




Wait a minute LisaT, I had dibs on the BigT, back off!!




you back of you douche..he is MINE, he drinks milkshake, come on.
Posted by: BigTamale

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:32 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

What the Hell...My agent told me I would at least go in the first day.

Don't tell me Im a day 2 pick.




I will take you as a free agent, pay is not swell but your in tamale.




Wait a minute LisaT, I had dibs on the BigT, back off!!




Argentine, thanks for the vote of confidence...but I have to go with LisaT. I have kids to feed. If I don't make it through LisaT's training camp, please give me a call Argentine!!!!
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:33 PM

Quote:

Brando...I am still available. I have my pitch all lined up for why you should pick me up.




You still available jayhawker010? I could use you, have your agent call me.
Posted by: tbhagz

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:43 PM

Pick 101? I should have never declared early!
Posted by: argentinehawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:44 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

What the Hell...My agent told me I would at least go in the first day.

Don't tell me Im a day 2 pick.




I will take you as a free agent, pay is not swell but your in tamale.




Wait a minute LisaT, I had dibs on the BigT, back off!!




you back of you douche..he is MINE, he drinks milkshake, come on.




that's cool, I see how it is.
I got in on this too late, who's gonna draft me??!!
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:46 PM

I will pick you up argentinehawk...need some douchtastic stuff form you though.

I also want ot pick up jayheel...who I know is a douche, big time.
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:47 PM

Sure Lisa...like I said, my potential is off the charts.
Posted by: tbhagz

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:47 PM

Quote:

I will pick you up argentinehawk...need some douchtastic stuff form you though.

I also want ot pick up jayheel...who I know is a douche, big time.




How the hell did Jayheel fall so far? Dude has wicked doucheyness!
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:47 PM

I hereby add myself to the OrangeDouches. Can't let my know-it-all, law-student jackassery on the basketball and (in particular) baseball boards go uncredited.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:48 PM

Quote:

If free agency is now, I am taking jayhawk01 as my free agent.




SWEET! I am ready to go coach. Let's rip those other pu$$y teams a new douchehole.
Posted by: argentinehawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:49 PM

Quote:

I will pick you up argentinehawk...need some douchtastic stuff form you though.

I also want ot pick up jayheel...who I know is a douche, big time.




I won't let you down, with a little more work, I can become a real big douche!! I promise. If you want, you can even red shirt me, and if you see enough improvement, pull it.

if i remember right, jayheel got picked up in the 1sr or 2nd round.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:49 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I will pick you up argentinehawk...need some douchtastic stuff form you though.

I also want ot pick up jayheel...who I know is a douche, big time.




How the hell did Jayheel fall so far? Dude has wicked doucheyness!




I just noticed it and scooped him...YES
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:52 PM

Quote:

Preseason Rankings:
Douche'Vagialles (elite):
1. Pwhittemore: B of H, JDavis, dbackbone, beakerantagonist, KSUJumbo, jayhawker_97, jayhawk01, NDBaller13, BUBear, Casey, coldplay.
2. Geezer: Sensei, GQuinn, HST, Coldwarkid, JesusWasBlack, Jhwk.
3. Jayheel: 77342U, ChicagoHawk, kued, jayhawked, Bruce_and_biff
4.. FSCHawk:WDNC2008, 5DecadeHawk, KU87, georgiahawk, kjay1955, robot
5.. Jayhawk01: LisaT, purplelaw, Taylormade, Morgansraider, tomkeegen, copperhead
6. JFish: Gutter, PHOGUSHER, blackmild33, badair, ruinyourday

Meh-nemas (decent):
7. Zhawk06: JHK, TheRealCoachK, FightingIllini, MizzouBandAlum
8. EastCoastJHawk: Dale T Gribble, MICHHAWK, noncongenius, Ryan2845, jensen
9. Gutter: hasbeen, THAT1, KUJerseyGirl, SFBayHawk, Gutterfanclub
10. TheMiracles: Portnoy2, HeyCobo, yovoy, Judy_Jayhawk, vmlb
11. Morgansraider: Spacey, pomeranian, unburnt orange, Hawkindahaus
12. Ruinyourday: Captain Trich, catilac, Iowaboy, sevenyearhawk, Slefferd, jhwksn.

Just bags(pretenders):
13. Jayhawklaw: Shades, Tubby, Buddy, kellyfenton, tbhagz
14. LVCHawk: Pantsfiddler, madcapper, Quantumleap, Chikinbut, Appyhawk
15. Digitalkookie: WaHawk04, KUFan1994, outbreakkorn, KUHawkHead, JVaughn
16. BeanF14: Leawood, Brando, Defixione, WisconsinHawk, Drewdun
17. Shirley:RManFlint, DCHawk, NotAPuke, Parkhawk33, KUPainter
18. LisaT: Geezer, SeanR9ne, jayhawklaw, Shirley, jnewell
19. Hawks_and_Cats:Jaynieskitchen, Minhin, Hawklin
20. KUHawkHead: The_Source, tmcats
21. Brando: RGreene




This is going to be tough. The owner of the #5 ranked team and player on the #1 ranked team. Oh well it's the cross I carry for ranking so high in douche baggery.
Posted by: tbhagz

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 10:53 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I will pick you up argentinehawk...need some douchtastic stuff form you though.

I also want ot pick up jayheel...who I know is a douche, big time.




How the hell did Jayheel fall so far? Dude has wicked doucheyness!




I just noticed it and scooped him...YES




Nice pick up! I call it the Sleeper of the '08 Douche Draft
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:12 PM

I dub myself the Rajon Rondo of this draft...doesn't score a lot, but sets up others and could go off at anytime. Someone needs to pick me up. My incessant self-promoting has to get somewhere in douchery-ville.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:14 PM

If work is slow, I may put together some sort of DoucheBag Tournament. Probably just vote based. We'll see what I can do. I'll try and get all your names and players right...but I may just choose the first five/six on your lists.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:16 PM

Quote:

I dub myself the Rajon Rondo of this draft...doesn't score a lot, but sets up others and could go off at anytime. Someone needs to pick me up. My incessant self-promoting has to get somewhere in douchery-ville.




Okay Team Douchetastic has picked you up. We could use some young and upcoming talent. LisaT will give you a proper welcome and show you to your locker. Welcome aboard and don't let us down rookie.
Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:48 PM

damn...01 slipped in and douched me before I could claim 010...

you douche...
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/19/08 11:55 PM

I also add kujhawk2008 to the OrangeDouches

Gutter
PHOGUSHER
blackmild33
badair
ruinyourday

JFish26
kujhawk2008
Posted by: hawk61

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 05:57 AM

WTF...why did I go in the third round??? I demand a recount!! Can I select an all douche team??
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 06:32 AM

I went in the third round???? Awesome! Momma's gonna eat!

RCJHKU!
RHFHO!
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 08:05 AM

My point guard just PM'd me and reminded me of the need for a team fluffer.
Jayhawk96 welcome to the Dynasty.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 08:14 AM

Goddamnit people. I have to actually WORK today. It's gonna be tough.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 08:46 AM

Just a reminder, I picked up free agentslast night...argentinehawk, jayhawkere010, Big Tamale adn jayheel....heel you belong to me douche, deal with it and clean my box!!!!
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 08:51 AM

My last add to complete my team of 10 is mushhawk.

B of H, JDavis, dbackbone, beakerantagonist, KSUJumbo, jayhawker_97, coldplay, casey, NDBaller13 and mushhawk.

I am releasing BUBear because his play is too similar to beaker.
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 09:08 AM

I'll take BUBear and IheartKU.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 09:13 AM

I want Nickleback Chad and Mr. Woodcock. Until someone can confirm that they know their true identities.
Posted by: DCHawk1

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 09:13 AM

law
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 09:26 AM

Law admitted such when defending he wasn't runiyourday.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 09:28 AM

Thanks DC! A team owner sent me a p.m. telling me of this as well. I figured that to be true but since two people have confirmed it I have to assume it to be true.
Posted by: Nickelback_Chad

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 09:33 AM

It's a shame, isn't it?
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 09:33 AM

I want to add rustyshackelford as a free agent to my team.
Posted by: Mr_Woodcock

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 09:34 AM

I'm undraftable!
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 09:36 AM

Actually, LisaT has the rights to you and Nickelback_Chad. She got at least three for the price of one.
Posted by: jayheel

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 10:20 AM

Quote:

Just a reminder, I picked up free agentslast night...argentinehawk, jayhawkere010, Big Tamale adn jayheel....heel you belong to me douche, deal with it and clean my box!!!!




But with those guys starting in front of me, I'll never get to play. I'll be stuck on the bench holding your clipboard and/or nozzle.
Posted by: larryb

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 10:24 AM

I don't see anyone with genpatton. He's mine if that's the case. oops. Looks like he has been reborn under a different user name.
Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 04:03 PM

damn...is there anyone else I can still get...or is greene going to have to douche all by himself?
Posted by: KUshark

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 04:20 PM

I'm an unknown, but Law once called me a douchehammer. So I must have some upside!
Posted by: BigTamale

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 04:25 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I will pick you up argentinehawk...need some douchtastic stuff form you though.

I also want ot pick up jayheel...who I know is a douche, big time.




I won't let you down, with a little more work, I can become a real big douche!! I promise. If you want, you can even red shirt me, and if you see enough improvement, pull it.

if i remember right, jayheel got picked up in the 1sr or 2nd round.




LisaT is the New England Patriots of the douche league...she scouts well, drafts well, and picks up the good free agents.

If Argentine red-shirts this season, I think he can be a pretty dependable douche down the road.
Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 04:34 PM

OK...then I am claiming KUshark...

you better prove that your are a douchetastic douchehammer...
Posted by: gquinn225

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 04:35 PM

Quote:


LisaT is the New England Patriots of the douche league...she scouts well, drafts well, and picks up the good free agents.

If Argentine red-shirts this season, I think he can be a pretty dependable douche down the road.




if there is a draft, so can anyone red-shirt? only professional leagues have drafts.....<shrug>
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 04:40 PM

Yeah you can't really run out of eligibility for being a douchewad, nor can you get too old. Just ask Geezer.
Posted by: BigTamale

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 04:42 PM

Quote:

Quote:


LisaT is the New England Patriots of the douche league...she scouts well, drafts well, and picks up the good free agents.

If Argentine red-shirts this season, I think he can be a pretty dependable douche down the road.




if there is a draft, so can anyone red-shirt? only professional leagues have drafts.....<shrug>




My mistake...no red shirt, its the Developmental Douche Leage
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 04:59 PM

Is H&C undrafted?
I could use some depth.
Anybody that sports Gutter for an avatar has plenty of douche upside.

I'd also like to sign 99.
Beer, food and a fluffer on the Geez's bench.

Also need Painter.
Anybody got Tbags yet?
Posted by: PaperLantern

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 05:58 PM

I can douchebag it up with the best of 'em.

Gimme a chance coach. Someone sign me!
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 06:02 PM

You have been signed, Douche.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 06:05 PM

Paper there is a place on Beer, food, and fluffer for you.

I've got some issues keeping JesusWasBlack in the game.
H&C is a Cracker but has game. I can't guarantee minutes but if you work hard I can work you into the lineup.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 06:07 PM

You greedy old bastard...you already have The Boston Three Party in Sensei, Quinn and CWK...what more do you need?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 06:13 PM

I got the boston 4 party with Hunter.
I knew I couldn't get you or Gutter if I took Sensei but if you want to opt out of your contract give me a call.
Money is no object.
I got Beer, Food and Fluffer and nobody for the bedpans.
Posted by: PaperLantern

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 07:02 PM

Quote:

You have been signed, Douche.



Good stuff.
Posted by: madcapper

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/20/08 07:34 PM

Well you're a free agent panty waist biotch; douche.
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 12:12 PM

Quote:

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Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 12:14 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Awesomeeeeeeeee I have front office written all over me when I hang up the ol' nozzle.




You have an eye for talent. Robot sometimes pretends he is actually a robot. You can't beat that level of deluded douchedom.




Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 12:17 PM

am I able to claim someone off free agancy if they are not a member of the board?
Posted by: LVCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 12:23 PM

Wow, Geezer, I just noticed your avatar. Definite douche points for that, your not jacking around.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 12:50 PM

Quote:

am I able to claim someone off free agancy if they are not a member of the board?




No. Board posters only.
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:01 PM

So, I'm still undrafted. Do I get to keep my own douchey points?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:03 PM

Quote:

So, I'm still undrafted. Do I get to keep my own douchey points?




I picked you up from the free agent pool.
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:03 PM

Allsome
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:07 PM

I thought 99 was a geez douche...way to stay in touch with your team Geezer...
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:17 PM

Geezer also stole my team name. Weak.
Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:21 PM

Quote:

Quote:

So, I'm still undrafted. Do I get to keep my own douchey points?




I picked you up from the free agent pool.




well good...he is too much of a douche to even consider being a board member anyway...
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:22 PM

Welcome to the big leagues pwhit.
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:22 PM

Thanks Brando, I think....

Hey Geezer, when do I get billing in your sig line?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:24 PM

Quote:

Thanks Brando, I think....

Hey Geezer, when do I get billing in your sig line?




Your a bench cracker 99.
Sit next to the team fluffer and try to keep your mind on the action.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:46 PM

99 you're just a saltine. You gotta be at least a Ritz to crack Geez's starting 5.
Posted by: ColdWarKid

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:56 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Thanks Brando, I think....

Hey Geezer, when do I get billing in your sig line?




Your a bench cracker 99.
Sit next to the team fluffer and try to keep your mind on the action.




Has JWB been active lately? There's definitely some opportunity to move up the ranks.
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:57 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Thanks Brando, I think....

Hey Geezer, when do I get billing in your sig line?




Your a bench cracker 99.
Sit next to the team fluffer and try to keep your mind on the action.




99 wants billing. Its not about money to 99. 99 demands respect. 99 can't bring his A game without respect.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:59 PM

LOL
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 01:59 PM



In a good way.
Posted by: KU87

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:04 PM

Besides Tuby, is this this biggest thread ever?
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:06 PM

Leads the Smack Talk board in number of replies.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:12 PM

One of these days I'd like to count the number of times the word "douche" or derivatives thereof are used in this thread.

Douche.
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:14 PM

Quote:

this is an instant classic




QFT
Posted by: KU87

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:15 PM

The success and level of douchyness did surprise me...very content with my achievement of being drafted.
Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:17 PM

Quote:

Quote:

this is an instant classic




QFT




"QFT"

I knew robot would be a quality free agent pick up.
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:17 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

this is an instant classic




QFT




"QFT"

I knew robot would be a quality free agent pick up.




Posted by: WDNC2008

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:17 PM

Quote:

The success and level of douchyness did surprise me...very content with my achievement of being drafted.




Sucks to play on the same team as a nozzle-hog like me, doesn't it?
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:18 PM

Quote:

Quote:

this is an instant classic




QFT




OH, dear gawd, you just quoted yourself.

And to think I could have grabbed you in the middle rounds.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:18 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

this is an instant classic




QFT




"QFT"

I knew robot would be a quality free agent pick up.




52 6f 62 6f 74 20 68 61 73 20 67 61 6d 65
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:19 PM

Man, if this argument gets going I'm gonna clean up with some serious douche points.
Posted by: robot

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:33 PM

Quote:

Man, if this argument gets going I'm gonna clean up with some serious douche points.




I have not put no ink to no paper so you get no points but those that you spill from your mammoth vagina.
Posted by: madcapper

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:48 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Thanks Brando, I think....

Hey Geezer, when do I get billing in your sig line?




Your a bench cracker 99.
Sit next to the team fluffer and try to keep your mind on the action.




99 wants billing. Its not about money to 99. 99 demands respect. 99 can't bring his A game without respect.




You may have to explain to CWK twice, he's a little slow at comprehension.
Posted by: ColdWarKid

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 02:51 PM

Ahh, madcap. The genius who accuses people of calling others idiots when in fact, the word was not used except for calling out kitties. Real bright, kid.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 03:28 PM

CWK is a douche.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 04:57 PM

Quote:

CWK is a douche.




Absolute truth.
He's got the 4 spot locked up on the prohibitive favorite.
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 04:58 PM

Quote:

Leads the Smack Talk board in number of replies.




However, if the "CHICKS" thread would have more if

1) Guys could type well with only 1 hand

2) Blood didn't divert from their brains to a different part of the body.


(PS - Lisa, I do not mean the word "chick" in any malicious way whatsoever, I'm just quoting a thread title. Just want to clear that up before you go all psycho on me again)
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 05:01 PM

Eastcoast, funny post. But very uncool to bring one thread battle over to another.
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 05:03 PM

Quote:

Eastcoast, funny post. But very uncool to bring one thread battle over to another.




Just wanted to prevent any misunderstandings Sweetcheeks, that's all.
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 05:25 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Eastcoast, funny post. But very uncool to bring one thread battle over to another.




Just wanted to prevent any misunderstandings Sweetcheeks, that's all.




No problem pencil diick.
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 05:27 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Eastcoast, funny post. But very uncool to bring one thread battle over to another.




Just wanted to prevent any misunderstandings Sweetcheeks, that's all.




No problem pencil diick.




Glad we got that issue (and that 'rash') cleared up.

Friends?
Posted by: LisaT

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 05:27 PM



Glad we got that issue (and that 'rash') cleared up.

Friends?




'Course pd
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 05:29 PM

Make up sex?
Posted by: EastCoastJHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 05:32 PM

Quote:

Make up sex?




only if i can have some of your Cialis.
Posted by: ColdWarKid

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/21/08 05:57 PM

Quote:

CWK is a douche.




We're all here for a reason. Gotta follow that white rabbit.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 02:50 AM

Gee, just can't bring myself to read 74 pages of this. I suspect I will have to sign as an undrafted free agent. Summary, anyone?
Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 04:49 PM

so it looks like no one has picked up outbeak yet...so I am picking him up out of free agency....
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 04:49 PM

I know someone took him.
Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 04:52 PM

Damn....digitalkookie picked him up...

I need some help here....
Posted by: KU76erfan

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 05:01 PM

Quote:

Gee, just can't bring myself to read 74 pages of this. I suspect I will have to sign as an undrafted free agent. Summary, anyone?




4th-5th round--steal of the entire draft.
Posted by: KU76erfan

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 07:44 PM

Who's got tigerman81? He's on fire tonight.
Posted by: ColdWarKid

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 07:56 PM

Quote:

Who's got tigerman81? He's on fire tonight.




If by "on fire" you mean getting pwned. But yeah, he's definitely racking up true douche points. Or maybe that's tool points, I can't keep it all straight anymore.
Posted by: KU76erfan

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 07:56 PM

Touche points?
Posted by: KU76erfan

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 08:00 PM

His lack of reading comprehension is truly astounding; extra douche points for that.
Posted by: jhawks99

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 08:03 PM

Its that mizzourha edjumacation
Posted by: ColdWarKid

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 08:10 PM

Man, it's getting too much for me over there. First he's trying to say that ALL the sports count, not just Basketball and Football, but when I bring up how much we own them in B-ball, suddenly he hates that sport! F'n gold, baby!
Posted by: KU76erfan

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/22/08 08:12 PM

Clearly ALL sports do count (just not the ones that mizzou sucks in).
Posted by: jayhawker010

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/23/08 12:00 AM

Wait so no sports count??
Posted by: FSCHawk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/24/08 10:57 AM

I'm just ratifying WDNC's selection of Jonathan_Kealing into my stable of free-agents.
Posted by: ruinyourday

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 09:50 AM

I don't think it is wise to give a player proxy rights to selection of free agents. After all, you selected the player because he is a douche.

I'm not outlawing it, though, if that's what people want to do.
Posted by: JFish26

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 10:00 AM

I'll note here as well that I've signed utvolsvisitor.
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 10:52 AM

So do you think Dolph Jr has a log in and secretly posts? Doubtful but just in case I am picking up rights to him.
Posted by: casey

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 03:13 PM

I got called a f*****g moron yesterday on the football board. How many points do the Allsomes get for that?
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 03:14 PM

Quote:

I got called a f*****g moron yesterday on the football board. How many points do the Allsomes get for that?




None. It doesn't count when you actually are a F*****G moron.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 03:23 PM

Hey, play nice, you guys are on the same team.
I've actually been very proud of coldplay's performance lately. Anyone see his post on the Women's Message Board?
Posted by: jayhwk01

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 03:25 PM

Quote:

Hey, play nice, you guys are on the same team.
I've actually been very proud of coldplay's performance lately. Anyone see his post on the Women's Message Board?




Just showing the rookie the ropes in practice. At tip time I have his back all the way.
Posted by: brando

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 04:02 PM

DAMNIT!! I need more douches...
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 04:05 PM

Quote:

Hey, play nice, you guys are on the same team.
I've actually been very proud of coldplay's performance lately. Anyone see his post on the Women's Message Board?




Does that count more or less than smak on the bowling board?
Posted by: casey

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 04:21 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Hey, play nice, you guys are on the same team.
I've actually been very proud of coldplay's performance lately. Anyone see his post on the Women's Message Board?




Just showing the rookie the ropes in practice. At tip time I have his back all the way.




Agreed. Nothing wrong with roughing each other up in practice. If I want first string, I gotta earn it.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 04:24 PM

I'm not sure. Just posting on either is fairly Douche enough. But to post trash talk on them? Douchendous.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/25/08 10:32 PM

I'm pretty sure coldplay is a Tubby sock, in which case, his douche points go to my team. Tubby was my second pick.
Posted by: Hawks_And_Cats

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 11/26/08 10:20 AM

If he's still available, I'm picking up imaj0311 as a rookie free agent. He is showing early potential. The problem is he doesn't know he's a douche yet.
Posted by: pwhittemore

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 12/03/08 10:37 PM

Bump. Put all FA signings here. Then finalize in other Tournament thread.
Posted by: TheMiracles

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 12/03/08 10:39 PM

Ok. TheMiracles releases yovoy for not being a douche and picks up the rights to Tu_Nidor.
Posted by: jayhawklaw

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 12/04/08 04:38 PM

I don't think he's been selected, so I'm taking jaybate. What he's been doing on the fanblogs is just atrocious.
Posted by: Geezer

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 12/04/08 05:09 PM

Jaybate is a tool, nice try.
Posted by: Jhwk

Re: 2008 KUSports Douche Draft - 12/04/08 05:25 PM

anyone want to explain how this works?