I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith

Posted by: ChicagoHawk

I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 12:39 PM

Last Thursday night in Indy. I was staying at the hole in the wall Ramada but had a good friend staying at the Omni (Cincinnati and Kentucky's Hotel) directly across the street from the RCA Dome. As soon as the Illinois game ended we walked over to the Omni to wait for my friend to get ready and noticed a small hotel bar with a side TV and was watching the end of the Creighton game. There was one guy directly in front of me and a guy from Creighton hit an unbelievable shot. I turned to the guy in front of me and said "I can't believe he made that." The guy turns around and says "Yeah, one heck of a shot". As he turned around I noticed it was Tubby Smith. I watched the earlier game with Kentucky vs. E Kentucky first game of the day and congradulated him on their earlier performance. Somehow I got to talking that I was a KS fan and we briefly talked about the game earlier in the year at Rupp. He told me he was surprised how they had fallen off towards the end of the season and said that being such a great team (Noted Wayne Simien) and he thought they would have a great tournament. Well, I guess we know how that went. Anyways, it was kind of cool talking KS ball with Tubby regardless of how I feel about UK.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 12:43 PM

You're always running into famous people.
Either you're incredibly lucky or a terrible liar.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 12:57 PM

I've ran into a few people people this year..

1) Drew Gooden at Gibsons in Chicago
2) Tubby Smith at his hotel in Indy
3) Rudy T / ESPN Reporter at the Big 10 Tournament
4) Julian Wright - He goes to my high school and have seen him play several times this year

However, I do play basketball at hoops gym in Chicago and have played with Kendall Gill and Marcus Fizer in a pick up game and have watched but not played with Antoine Walker this year. I am best friends with his cousin Nigel Gill. Gill played with about 5 of us KS fans on our Saturday morning league and we talked smack in a friendly way to him even though he dunked on me twice.

I don't know if meeting anyone of the above should be considered lucky because none are superstars. Maybe if it was Michael Jordan or Magic Johnson that would be another thing but if you think i'm bragging about meeting a college coach, a descent nba player, and an overrated reporter than thats your perogative. Frankly, having season bulls, cubs and bears tickets, and going to the first and second round of the NCAA tournament for the past 15 years, I have seen a lot more people than that but if you want to critique my "stories" i'll refrain from giving you any information. Sorry, I live in a sports mecca of a city and people actually come here to watch more than bball.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:09 PM

I have seen MJ at Hoops.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:13 PM

I've played golf with MJ and have talked ku hoops with him but since I'm a "terrible liar" we won't talk about that.
Posted by: JayhawkBob

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:17 PM

I had a beer with the guy who does the weather here in columbus Ohio. I guess if I was a weather man here in ohio, I'd drink too.
Posted by: TaylorMade427

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:21 PM

Whoa, calm down cowboy. I dont think he was really ripping you or anything. Your stories do seem a little far-fetched though, especially considering you are apparently a high school student ("He goes to my high school"). So you have to understand how it may seem a little unreasonable to us plain Kansas folk that a high school kid is playing golf with MJ and chatting with Tubby Smith in a hotel bar. So, not to come right out and doubt you, but I'm a bit leary. That's all.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:22 PM

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I had a beer with the guy who does the weather here in columbus Ohio. I guess if I was a weather man here in ohio, I'd drink too.


I'd love to be a weatherman. Where else can you be wrong so often but still keep your job? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:23 PM

He "WENT TO MY HIGHSCHOOL". I graduated from there over 9 yrs ago Homewood Flossmoor. I think I am at an age where I can drink. However, think as you will and i'll stop posting. Good Day.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:24 PM

I don't know how I left you off me "best of" list. I should be ashamed. Had a tee time set for 3:20 today, but Brett Favre cancelled due to the rain.
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:28 PM

Ashley Judd told me Tubby Smith was a real nice guy. Ofcourse she always talks too much after a roll in the hay.

That's bad, I'm just piling on now.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:29 PM

Chicago, you sound like a person a like to call a topper. it doesnt matter what you say the"topper"can always beat it. all of what you said my be true but its highly doubtfull.
Posted by: TaylorMade427

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:33 PM

Dont get so mad man, geez. Given the way you worded your post, its understandable that I could interpret it as I did. I agree that you seem to be a topper...or at least that's what Jessica Alba told me. She's sitting on my lap right now, reading these posts.
Posted by: SDakotaJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:35 PM

I have also met a decent number of sports and regular celebs, probably a ton considering have lived in SD most of my life. Anyway, the biggest sports jerk I've ever met was former Notre Dumb coach Bob Davie. Nicest is easy, though there have been a few. He's a guy I am proud to call a friend and some of you old-timers might know of him. His name is "Doc" Edwards. He played catcher for the Yankees for a short time when Maris and company were there. He later played for and managed the Cleveland Indians. He's been in baseball his whole life. He was one of the main guys who scouted and built the D-Backs when they started. He left the year they won it all <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />. Just a top notch guy.
Posted by: SDakotaJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:36 PM

I have also met a decent number of sports and regular celebs, probably a ton considering have lived in SD most of my life. My dad actually has met many more including every President back to the peanut farmer. Anyway, the biggest sports jerk I've ever met was former Notre Dumb coach Bob Davie. Nicest is easy, though there have been a few. He's a guy I am proud to call a friend and some of you old-timers might know of him. His name is "Doc" Edwards. He played catcher for the Yankees for a short time when Maris and company were there. He later played for and managed the Cleveland Indians. He's been in baseball his whole life. He was one of the main guys who scouted and built the D-Backs when they started. He left the year they won it all <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />. Just a top notch guy.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:37 PM

I too have met Tubby in the past and found him to be quite engaging. He doesn't have that "air" about him that puts a person off (unlike someone else that has been discussed on this board) and seems to honestly like the give and take of normal fans. Because of this, I find this story to be quite believable.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:37 PM

I know its hard to believe being from PoDunk Kansas so I'll try and explain. I was a caddy at Olympia Fields Country Club same country club they had the us open two years back. To make a long story short, the club is closed monday and sometimes they have big name players come and play. Also, staff is aloud to play the course on mondays. There was a raffle between people who work at the club to play 6 holes with MJ, he was a rookie for the bulls. They raffled and two of us caddies got to play 6 holes with him. Wom, Amazing isn't it.
Posted by: SDakotaJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:42 PM

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He doesn't have that "air" about him that puts a person off (unlike someone else that has been discussed on this board)


Are you talking about Roy? He is one of the few celebs that I have met that I have actually gone way out of my way to meet. He wasn't the coolest considering the circumstances (I won't go into full detail). I was a bit upset, b/c at that time he was my boy (and I told him so).
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:47 PM

We have a winner!!
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:51 PM

I'm tired of defending myself. I know its hard to believe that bball players actually live in the same world as us. Just look around, I am sure several of you have met and continue meeting several Ks ball players as I know I did when I lived in lawrence. The reason being they live around you. Thats the same as me. As said I have season tickets to several pro venues in Chicago because sports is what I like to do. We have several pro sports teams and several college teams so you end up running into people every once in a while. If its hard to believe than what can I say. There is no reason to bash someone for telling you about very sports figures not that impressive (exception mj) that I have come into contact with in my past. Like I don't have anything better to do than make up stories, i'm not even that good of a liar to begin with. The point that I have been trying to make since the beginning is that we all have one thing in common we like ks bball. With that said, every time i have an opportunity to talk ks bball with someone who is kind of neat to talk with i go out of my way to do so and think that you would find these encounters interesting. I think that some of my posts can contribute to this board. The reason I log into the site all the time is so I can read about information that you guys supply me with so I don't live in Lawrence. I thought that you too would appreciate receiving information from out in the field about various KU encounters. Anyways, I am not going to continue to retaliate and put the rest of you down because i don't want to stoop to that level, but I won't post about anything in the future. Best.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:51 PM

funny that the team that you cheer for is in PoDunk Kansas aswell. i have never understood and never will understand why people think and act like they are better than someone else because of were they are from. yeah your not a "topper"! why acted like because your from C-town that makes you better than anyone else on this board. i do not live in Ks anymore but to me its about the best place on earth. an i have lived in NY,Ohio, and Ky and Ks has something that they all dont. but if your not from PoDunk Ks you wouldnt know what it is.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:54 PM

Quite familiar with Olympia thanks. Walked the course as Watson was leading the pack. I lived up there for a little while. I have a number of college friends that are from Chicago. I see the attitude of the Chicago Jayhawks hasn't changed. A very arrogant bunch. Uppity perhaps.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:55 PM

your right all stop my bashing of your post, sorry for what i said. preach on brother
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 01:56 PM

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I've played golf with MJ and have talked ku hoops with him but since I'm a "terrible liar" we won't talk about that.


I never said you were a terrible liar, I just said it was a possibility.
If you've ever read a message board you should know not everything you read is true. I've never met you and I have no idea if you're lying or not, but you shouldn't take such offense just because I don't whole-heartedly believe everything you type.
If your feelings are hurt because of this, maybe you should stop being a pu$$y.
Posted by: Leawood

Re: Let's see . . . - 03/24/05 01:59 PM

You graduated from Julian Wright's high school 9 years ago. That would make you about 27 years old.

MJ's rookie year was 20 years ago.

So you caddied at Olympia and played a round of golf with MJ when you were 7. Pretty impressive, I must say.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 03/24/05 02:02 PM

Leawood stop adding up numbers!
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:02 PM

John. Being a Puss!. I would knock the sh!t out of you. If you want to pm me and let me know when you will be in the Chi we can arrange for that. But, be careful who you are calling out because I guarantee I would stomp you like the B!tch you are.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:02 PM

I,honest to God,met and talked at length with the real Phog! While I was a student one of my part time jobs was delivering flowers for Allison-Thomas Flowers in Lawrence.One of my deliveries was to the Phog on his 70th birthday.At that time he was practicing Osteopathy in an office on (I believe)eighth st. just east of Mass. My H.S. coach played for DR. Allen in the forties and that set us off into a long and memorable discussion. He was all they say he was. What a spellbinder!
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:04 PM

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John. Being a Puss!. I would knock the sh!t out of you. If you want to pm me and let me know when you will be in the Chi we can arrange for that. But, be careful who you are calling out because I guarantee I would stomp you like the B!tch you are.


WOW, cant we all just get along. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Posted by: Leawood

Re: Did I tell you all that - 03/24/05 02:08 PM

when I was 7 years old, I played a set of tennis with Rod Laver?

Even though I was able to take four games from him, I simply couldn't handle his left handed serve. Didn't get a single break point on his serve.

I think I was able to get the games I got off of him because we played on clay.
Posted by: TaylorMade427

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:08 PM

To quote the Thompson Twins, "Lies Lies Lies, Yeah"

Ok, you said that you graduated from high school approx 9 years ago. This would make you right around 27. You then went on to explain that when you played golf with MJ, it was during his rookie season, which was the 84-85 season. Given that this was 20 years ago, this would place you at the ripe old age of 7, MAYBE 8. I highly doubt that such a prestigious country club would be so egregious in violating child labor laws. So, either you are HORRIBLE at reciting facts or just, to quote a fellow board member, "horrible at lying."

And isnt it interesting that any time someone NOT from KS gets in a sticky situation, their only response is "Duh, ummm, well....Kansas is a hick state. Ha Ha." Good one, city slicker. I dont know what's worse, your lies or your insults. And to think, I just found you mildly amusing for all this time...then you had to say something really stupid and piss me off. Not to mention insult the intelligence of everyone here. I've got President Bush and Tom Cruise on a conference call right now, and they say you should be ashamed of yourself.
Posted by: TaylorMade427

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:12 PM

Drats, beaten to the punch. Leawood, your powers of smartassitude are simply greater than mine. Congrats. Im at least glad someone else noticed that though.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:14 PM

hey Taylor ask Bush if he can do something about these gas prices, start a pump up somewhere. do something for gods sake!
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:14 PM

Oh no, another chat room thug. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> Nothing like threats made from a keyboard. Please, when you have to tell someone how tough you are, that means your not.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:15 PM

I don't have to back myself up. I played golf with MJ when I was a caddy as said before. I am at work and typing 50million words a minute. I was a rookie caddy. I thought everyone moved out of lawrence after graduation. Must be a fun life. Say hi to those overrated seniors.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:16 PM

Thanks for the info, ChicagoHawk.

I saw Brian Busby in a strip bar ten years ago. My brush with greatness. Oh, and I saw Jody from "Family Affair" in Versaille in '81.
Posted by: Leawood

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:17 PM

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:18 PM

oh now weve went to hating the posters to hating KU. talk about a bandwangon fan, stop it topper stop it!
Posted by: Leawood

Re: In 1978 . . . - 03/24/05 02:20 PM

I made out with Patti McGuire.

You know, Jimmy Connors' future wife. Former Playmate of the Year.

Whew! What a minx.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:22 PM

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John. Being a Puss!. I would knock the sh!t out of you. If you want to pm me and let me know when you will be in the Chi we can arrange for that. But, be careful who you are calling out because I guarantee I would stomp you like the B!tch you are.


Wow, who pissed in your Cheerio's this morning?
Nothing is more pathetic than threatening to beat someone up on a message board! You freakin' loser! Plus, how can you be so sure you'd "knock the sh!t" out of me? Did Mike Tyson give you personal training sessions after you an MJ got done golfing?
Poor little boy, maybe you should just stay off message boards, there's too many meanies around here to hurt your little feelings. Maybe mommy can kiss them and make them all better for you.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:24 PM

It must really suck for all of you that Kansas lost. At least I have 5 other sports teams to root for. All that bitterness, and I'm sure everyone of you cried like little women. Oh my god, aaron miles I love him I saw him at the bar the other night (will never get drafted). Wayne Simien, I know his mothers uncles brothers (top 20 pick at best maybe will have an ok nba career). List goes on and on. You guys all get har!ons for your encounters with NEVER WON CHAMPIONSHIP ball players and I actually run into legitimate athletes. I can understand the jealousy. If i lived in a state with 500 people and where Danny Manning is GOD i would be bitter as well. Have fun on Mass Street this week. Maybe you'll wake up one day and realize that having 1000 posts by your name doesn't make you cool it makes you a tool. Oh my god, "ran into danny manning at a at the bookstore". Your all pathetic. And, we lost to Bucknell what does that say about all of you". Good day.
Posted by: miles2chalmers

Re: Let's see . . . - 03/24/05 02:25 PM

ouch!
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:26 PM

whew! wish I'd stayed out of this thread-------I feel like I stepped onto the road in front of a bus! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:26 PM

Oh, and Nate Archibald told me, "[censored] you" off when I was fourteen and asked for his autograph.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:27 PM

And I saw Nena from "99 Luftballoons" fame at the Munich airport around '85.
Posted by: Leawood

Re: Let's see . . . - 03/24/05 02:28 PM

ChicagoHawk: "I actually run into legitimate athletes."

The posters on the ceiling at your mom's house don't count.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 03/24/05 02:31 PM

Wow over 2000. Get a life you looser.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:33 PM

Let me guess...Barrington or Lake Forest?
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:34 PM

John, you were the one who was talking smack. All i'm saying is don't talk [email]sh@t[/email] if you can't back it up. I'll be in KC in 2 weeks this Friday. If your such a tough guy than whats up. You called me a puss$, lets see who the puss$ is.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:37 PM

Definatley Barrington.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:38 PM

Jensen, actually from the S. Side hence Homewood Flossmoor Highschool. With all those posts I would think you know where julian went to highschool. Chicago Heights to be exact. DOn't insult me
Posted by: Leawood

Re: I'm glad Bucknell won . . . - 03/24/05 02:38 PM

This guy's better than Caddyshack with his "golf with MJ when I was a caddie at 7 years old" references. Check that, rookie caddie.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:39 PM

ChicagoHawk is now known as Spalding.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:42 PM


I see the attitude of the Chicago Jayhawks hasn't changed. A very arrogant bunch. Uppity perhaps.

Hey! I resemble that remark.

ChicagoHawk, man, time to lighten up. These guys are just having fun with you. And from an outsiders standpoint, it's been pretty funny.

Take a deep breath and get back on here. I believe your stories. It all makes sense to me. And the guys on here probably believe it too.

But now it's a runaway train. And everybody's piling on. So just relax and have some fun with it. You're just getting yanked. That's all.

Sorry, gotta go. Elle McPherson's at the door and she's crying. She wants to rub my back. What am I going to do?

(shrugging shoulders)

(see, it's just a joke)
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:45 PM

Leawood didn't even have to bait the line this time.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:46 PM

Elle Mcpherson wants to rub my back! What do I do?

Turn over! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:48 PM

ChicagoHawk once played golf with MJ. So, he's got that going for him. Which is nice.

ChicagoHawk, you will always have team to root for. That's because you are a BANDWAGON fan.
Posted by: Leawood

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:50 PM

ChicagoHawk and MJ at the turn
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:51 PM

wow your from manhattan? Still live there?? I'm sorry.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:52 PM

Yeah I am pretty sure I knew the name of the school where Wright plays basketball now....doesn't mean I know where it's located. Did you know it was founded in 1959? I'd rather grab a beer on Mass than the Gold Coast anyday. Do you prefer live bait or lures?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:58 PM

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John, you were the one who was talking smack. All i'm saying is don't talk [email]sh@t[/email] if you can't back it up. I'll be in KC in 2 weeks this Friday. If your such a tough guy than whats up. You called me a puss$, lets see who the puss$ is.


Why do you keep calling me John?
First of all, I didn't call you a pu$$y. I said if the fact I don't believe you hurt your feelings, then you are a pu$$y. And based on your reaction the shoe obviously fits, which in this case is a pink loafer.
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:59 PM

I'm not from Manhattan, but I do live here. Don't feel bad for me, I have Colbert Hills and.....well Colbert Hills is really nice. That, and I have been helping Ashley Judd and Megan (KU ball girl) get to know each other better. A buffer if you will.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 02:59 PM

Why do you keep calling me John?


Absolutely hilarious. He was just making a name up?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 03:03 PM

I guess. Freakin' weirdo.
Maybe he was jilted by an ex-lover with that name so he assigned it to me to unleash some bottled-in feelings he never got to express.
Hey Chi, did your boy John leave you a "Dear John"?
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 03:05 PM


I think that's in reference to your JOHN BROWN affiliation. You guys are cracking me up today. Too funny.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 03:23 PM

Are you actually the flamer guy in the Sonic commercials?
No wonder you get to rub elbows with all the other celebs.
Can't believe I didn't recognize you sooner...bringin' the weak stuff.


Please don't go away mad...it isn't everyday we get to be entertained by a celeb here in Hickhawkville.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 03:41 PM

wow over 3000 posts. your most respected because your the king of geeks.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 03:42 PM

If everyone here is such "geeks", then why are trying so hard to impress?
Self-esteem issues maybe?
Just a thought.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 03:47 PM


wow over 3000 posts. your most respected because your the king of geeks.

Hey, I resemble that remark, too!
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith *DELETED* - 03/24/05 03:58 PM

Post deleted by jensen
Posted by: dnvrhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 04:03 PM

How old were you then? About 2???
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 04:06 PM

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Like i said if me running into mediocre athletes is impressive you have been in Lawrence way too long.


Who said anything about it being impressive?

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Must be a fun life to think about 18-21 your old boys all day long and have thousands of posts dedicated to them. Must be a KS thing.


I'm sure you're on to something there since it is true that KU is the only school with a college basketball message board.
Moron.


Quote:
but our (and i use that term loosely) team doesn't even win. I'm out going to the Illini game. Yeah, for some teams they are actually still playing.


Have fun at your Illannoy game, maybe afterwards you and Weber could trade make-up tips. I have to go now, I've got Abe Lincoln on the other line and he's in the middle of a hilarious story about George Washington's wood teeth!
Posted by: TaylorMade427

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 04:11 PM

You crack me up. First of all, you have to be one of the most fickle KU fans I've ever seen. People give you a hard time because of some horrible made up story and your response is to A.) threaten to come to KS and beat someone up, and then B.) Insult KU basketball. Great job, bravo. And I love your nervous "well, i dont have to back myself up...its true" response to getting called out on your error. Classic. Dont even TRY to call anyone on this board pathetic, because claiming you're a badass because you occasionally bump into "legitimate athletes" would even get you laughed out of a Star Trek convention. OOOOH, wow, Chicago! Home of powerhouse sports! Bulls, Bears, White Sox, Cubs! If the world of sports is a circus, that's like the part where the clowns come out and dance around. Get real. Not only would you not be respectable if you actually DID hang out with athletes and not just see them somewhere and let your imagination run wild, but you make yourself out to be even MORE lame by bragging about CHICAGO sports teams. And let me guess, your comeback will involve either KU basketball, football, the Chiefs, or the Royals, right? Sucks getting beat to the punch, doesnt it? Well, douchebag to the stars, the difference between us is that I don't make up stories about how I washed George Brett's car, or played marbles with Joe Montana and walked Kwame Lassiter's dog. And even if I DID it, I wouldnt think I was some hotshot because of it. Its funny, if you're so great and we're all so lame, why are you telling all these tales of glory to people on an internet message board and not trying to write a book about them or impress some girl with them or something? I guess they're probably all busy laughing their asses off at you. Keep up the good work my friend, we all need a good chuckle every now and then.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 04:17 PM

Am I too late for the dogpile?
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 04:25 PM

... and walked Kwame Lassiter's dog.

Another Taylormade classic. Nicely done!

Please, don't hold the city of Chicago in contempt because of these tirades. It's a really, really nice place to live. We welcome you all with open arms.

Now, Wisco and everyone else, back on the dogpile.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 05:44 PM

this thread is to good to let fall to the bottom of the board. chihawk, you might want to try out for the contender its just what you seem to like. being around famous people and being able to get in a fight once and awhile. then you could come back on and tell us all about it. i better let you go because it sounds like you need sometime to find a new college basketball team. give it a couple of days and you can say your team is in the final four.
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 06:04 PM

Hey I am up for a rumble...bring it on....the only fight I have ever got into was on a Boy Scout campout and both of our dads were there...not a smart move.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 06:07 PM

I was in boy scouts for two weeks. They wanted me to go camping in the Appalachian Mountains. My Dad was pissed that he bought me a uniform.
Posted by: bigurb

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 06:33 PM

I ran into Abraham Lincoln the other day.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 07:11 PM

great first post bigurb! welcome to the madness <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: hawkzfan21

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 07:22 PM

I know this is old news... but last year in St. Louis we stayed at the same hotel that GTech did. All their fans were there, their band and everything(it was awful). I also said hi to Jarret Jack's mother. But even worse, i had to ride in the elevator w/ Luke Shenshit*, Ismael Muhammad, and Elder. The worst and most awkward elevator ride of my life.
Posted by: bigurb

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 07:34 PM

Thanks!
Posted by: SDakotaJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 11:03 PM

many thanks to whoever pointed out that this thread was an absolute riot b/c I originally skipped over it.

Thanks to all everyone for the laughs, this was a hilarious 4 page ride.

Thanks to whoever was ambitious enough to figure out that ChicagoHawk would've been 7 when he golfed w/ MJ.
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 11:05 PM

he might have been 7.....he just forgot to say that it was putt-putt golf
Posted by: SDakotaJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/24/05 11:08 PM

As for ChicagoHawk...oops.

Dude, much love, but you can't make up stories and then get called on them and threaten to...
A.) Beat people up from behind your monitor (how do you know who the hell you're calling out?)?

B.) Tease people who are posting on a message board...just like you. Because one could argue that at least they are being real.

C.) Dog your home state and Jayhawks and say we're all pathetic b/c we don't root for 8 teams like you.

Brother, those are all as weak as a 7 year olds short game.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 10:56 AM


Bump. For anyone who hasn't read this, it is about as funny as it gets on this board. Big ups to the funny people on this thread.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 11:07 AM

I've been peaking in every couple hours to see if our buddy had shown back up. I guess he had enough yesterday or perhaps he is out walking the links with Ditka.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 11:12 AM

How would you like to challenge a board member to a fight on a neutral spot and then find yourself looking at say Hannibal Lecter or Jeffrey Daumer?? Err--ah--have you had dinner yet? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 11:18 AM

Damn the funny crap happens when I am gone. HUMMMMM maybe there is a reason for that.
Posted by: jhawkchic

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 11:42 AM

OUTSTANDING!!! I was laughing so hard in my office some coworkers came in and asked if I was okay. Classic stuff here guys!!
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 11:59 AM

Richard Nixon called me to congratulate me on winning the Super Bowl. It was a proud moment for me.
Posted by: Trey_Anastasio

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 12:08 PM

Jarrod Hasse autographed my copy of "FLOOR BURNS" back in '97. Just thought I'd share that with you.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 12:09 PM

Quote:
Richard Nixon called me to congratulate me on winning the Super Bowl. It was a proud moment for me.
Big deal. He called me while I was walking on the moon to tell me how proud America was of my accomplishment. No I'm not Neil Armstrong. I'm Buzz Aldrin.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 12:44 PM

Quote:
How would you like to challenge a board member to a fight on a neutral spot and then find yourself looking at say Hannibal Lecter or Jeffrey Daumer?? Err--ah--have you had dinner yet?



Are you trying to say I'm a serial killer? If so, I'm gonna be so mad I COULD EXPLODE! JUST THINKING ABOUT MAKES ME EVEN ANGRIER! DAMN YOU BADAIR, TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE SO I CAN KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 12:55 PM

This is too Frickin' funny! Wish I had read this one a day earlier!

I cleaned Danny Manning and the lead singer for Kansas (I can't remember his name)'s teeth in the early 90's in Lawrence! Top that! Anyone else had their hands in a star's orafice??? I might have just gone too far.......

RCJHKU!

RCJHKU!
Posted by: paducahawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 12:57 PM

Just when I thought it could NOT get funnier, the word orifice gets used.
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 12:59 PM

My bad spelling! Sorry!

I also cleaned Alicia Sliverstone's future mother in laws teeth last week. Apparently her son is the lead singer in some band in Hollywood that opens for Marilyn Manson! TOUCHE!!!!!

RCJHKU!
Posted by: paducahawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 01:04 PM

No problem on the spelling, I had to look up "myopic" earlier.

My son got his copy of Floor Burns autographed by Jerod Haase also.
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 01:05 PM

Were not worthy Hawkhead. Cleaning all those cool people teeth, bet that wouldn't happen in Osbourne.
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 01:07 PM

Osborne! Get the speeling right, damnit!

www.discoverosborne.com

what a craphole!

RCJHKU!
Posted by: KUHawkhead

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 01:07 PM

spelling, not speeling!!!!!

RCJHKU!
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 01:13 PM

I've got a buddy who was in Iraq for a year. Served in Bagdhad. For a while, they were stationed in one of the presidential palaces. My buddy got to go into what used to be Saddam Hussein's old office, and he took a cr** in what used to be Saddam's personal sh***er. He has pictures. *shudder*

Top that.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 01:15 PM

Quote: "No I'm not Neil Armstrong. I'm Buzz Aldrin."

Copping a Buzz, eh RMan?
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 01:16 PM

Boy they sure teach speeling real good in rual schools. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

Hey, Osborne has a great golf course(not kidding). If anybody ever gets the chance play it, do so. One of the toughest courses in the state IMO.
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 01:19 PM

Oh yea. One summer I did an intership, and Saddam Hussein was my mentor. I probably cleaned that crapper one time or another. You just been served, boy.

Really, hope your boy made it or makes it back okay.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 01:22 PM

Quote: "spelling, not speeling!!!!!"

Correct. And though you Hawkhead have never, to my knowledge, used this incorrectly, let's all try to remember it "kids" not "keeds".

Another celebrity sighting: I met myself, this morning. In the bathroom mirror. I didn't say much though, and looked a bit disheveled. I was kind of a dick.
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 01:24 PM

My buddy's back, thanks. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

When I hear these stories that are supposed to impress, I think of this girl I went to school with. Really pretty, really cutting,sarcastic sense of humor. Kinda that Tina Fey type.

Anyways, anytime a guy told a self-promoting story, she would give him this look of amazement and awe and say, "Wow...you must have a really big d***." High comedy. The best part was that fleeting moment where the guy thinks she's coming on to him or something, right before he realizes he's a fool.
Posted by: LarryNative

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/25/05 01:46 PM


I've got tickets to the Illinois Elite 8 game on Saturday, courtside of course. So not up for it. My boss, Hef begged me to go with him and all the Playmates, but I'm just not motivated, you know?

As much as I'd love to pass along my tickets to you bro's, I can't. Would if I could, but I just cant. We're arriving on top of the arena on Richard Branson's Virgin blimp and Rick (that's what his friends call him) is kinda weird about strangers being on the blimp.

And then after the game we're taking Mick's private jet out to the coast to the Playboy Mansion. I'm not complaining, but after the tenth time, it's just, you know, old. Keef always doing his blood transfusions in the back of the plane, Playmate of the year (insert year here) groping me... *yawn*.

(heavy sigh) Just another day, I guess...
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 03:00 PM

Under the bridge at Bowersock Mill. Bring it on!!!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 03:28 PM

You live under a bridge? That means you're a TROLL! Sorry, but my serial killer code of conduct only allows me to kill actual human beings. I didn't take the Homicidal Oath for nothing you know! Guess you're off the hook this time badair, but if troll killing ever get approved by the National Association of Homicidal Maniacs you'll be in big trouble mister!
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/25/05 04:56 PM

huh! Lucky for you---I ain't et since Jimmy H stumbled in here by mistake! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: rockchalkjjjhawk

Re: In 1978 . . . - 03/25/05 08:52 PM

This thread is hilarious. My favorite part was "I don't know if meeting anyone of the above should be considered lucky because none are superstars. Maybe IF IT WAS Michael Jordan or Magic Johnson THAT WOULD BE ANOTHER THING................." and then two seconds later: "I was a caddy for MJ". Classic.

As far as Patty McGuire, and to add to the 'who have you met' posts, forget about the sports stars whom everybody rubs up against. Let's talk ultimate playmates. In fact, let's talk the ultimate of all ultimates and the 'only true love' of Playboy founder HH. I spent 30 minutes in a personal conversation with Barbi Benton while in Vegas about 15 years ago and that IS the truth. I remember it well. I grew up in a small town and had a neighbor kid who claimed to be the cousin of the then "instant phenomenon". We all used to just laugh at this kid. It was kind of strange, because here I was talking to Barbi and in the back of my mind, I was thinking about my childhood neighbor. Well, during our conversation, I just came out and told her this story that I knew would probably make her smile. Except that, when she asked me what the boy's name was, and I told her, my across the street neighbor had been telling the truth the whole time!! Turned out that she had had relatives in my old stompin' ground. I felt kind of like a stupid starstruck fan asking her for an autograph, but I did anyway. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Just so all ya'll don't start taking out protractors and calculators to disprove another imposter, let me help you. I graduated with a BSEE from 'ol KU in '83.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: In 1978 . . . - 03/25/05 09:00 PM

I ran into Kristie Alley in Harper Ks at a quick shop and she cut in line in front of me so as she left I murmerd under my breath fat bit#h. Turns out 16 years later I was right after all.
Posted by: rockchalkjjjhawk

Re: In 1978 . . . - 03/25/05 09:06 PM

<img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Yep, but it sounds like she might actually be making an effort to keep the piehole somewhat closed again.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: In 1978 . . . - 03/25/05 09:08 PM

Give me an endorsment deal worth 3 millon aka jenny craig I would get so freaking skinny if I turned sideways you couldn't see me.
Posted by: rockchalkjjjhawk

Re: In 1978 . . . - 03/25/05 09:14 PM

Kind of messed up, huh? At least she'll have some over abundance in some areas to work with. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

GUESS WHO'S BACK - 03/26/05 12:30 PM

WOW!!! I never new how important I was until I saw there were 1300 replies to my post. Me and my guys were laughing all night reading your responses. Its funny one of the responses was yeah we had like 15 people ganging up on him and ran him off the board. Yeah, I am real intimidated. Truth is that most of you live on this board and have nothing better to do than talk about the day to day actions of an overrated team that lost to Bucknell. A team that I still like (not love) regardless of the rest of you. On the other hand actually have a life so excuse me for checking in just once in a while. Trust me I'm not intimidated over a message board with a bunch of hicks. I would stomp any and all of you in a real life scenerio so please don't test me in that way. I usually enjoy bashing and talking sh!t but for some reason I am going to try and get my point across without retaliation even though to retaliate on some of you is just tooo easy. Maybe its because its Saturday and the sun is shining or maybe its because I just went to the bank and realized I could buy up half of the towns that you live in that makes me feel so good today. If there is one thing I hate its people talking sh!t that have no idea of what they are talking about so lets recap about the discussions over the past several. Like I said I know its hard for a lot of you hicks out there to understand that people like Michael Jordan, Tubby Smith, Erin Andrews, etc. live in the same world as us. I too would have a tough time believing that being from the backwoods because why would they ever come to an area that you live around. Yeah, Lawrence is a great town (when your in college), but when you go back a few times its just another arm pit of town that when you graduate your suppose to move out and actually live your life. Ok, so here we go. Seems like the main topic of questioning me was my golfing with MJ so lets discuss in more detail. I DID GOLF WITH MJ AT OLYMPIA FIELDS COUNTRY CLUB WHILE BEING A CADDY AND WE ACTUALLY GOLFED 6 HOLES. I WILL PUT THAT ON MY LIFE AND HAVE SEVERAL PICTURES BACKING IT UP. NO, I DIDN'T CALL MICHAEL JORDAN AND SAY DO YOU WANT TO BOOK A TEE TIME, THATS JUST FLAT OUT RIDICULOUS. And no I wasn't 7, I was 13 maybe 14. I said I graduated over 9 years ago, but it was more like 15 or so. Maybe you should realize why I left the state of Illinois and went to KS, because truth is KS is a [censored] school that anyone can get into and my math wasn't that good. I'm not saying its not a fun school because i'll put it up with the best of them, but I was expelled several times and had a c- average and they still accepted me. So probably like the rest of you my grades weren't too good, got caught selling some things, and been in a few fights so I got shipped out of to KS. It was kind of like my boarding school. And, no, I'm not from the N. Side of Chicago which is just about 2 hours from where I live, I'm born and raised on the S. Side and for those of you who don't know its the difference between night and day. So you can talk as much crap as you'd like but thats the truth and whatever any of you have to say K!SS MY ASS.

2) I did meet Tubby Smith in Indianapolis. Since you guys are such reasearchers and have nothing better to do why don't you find out if he was staying at the Omni Hotel same hotel CinCin was staying at (A side note they bar none have the hottest dancers in college ball). As I said, it was after the Illinois game which was the late game, I went to the OMNI HOTEL across the street from the RCA DOME and the Creighton / West Virginia game was on which if you recall was the late game that night and went down to the wire. The regular bar area was jammed pack so there was a side TV that I watch the game on and where "TUBBY SMITH" oh my god, he would actually live in teh same world as us and be at that hotel at that particular time is amazing. HIS TEAM WAS STAYING THERE YOU JACKASSES, YOU THINK HE SITS IN HIS ROOM ALL NIGHT LONG AND READS THE BIBLE. I SAID 2 SENTENCES TO HIM. NO, I DIDN'T CALL HIS ROOM AND SAY WILL YOU MEET ME THERE FOR DRINKS AND HE APPREARED. AGAIN IF THIS IS HARD TO BELIEVE YOUR JUST PLAIN STUPID.

3) Erin Andrews- Its hard to believe that Erin Andrews and ESPN reporter would be at a BIG 10 game during the Big 10 tournament at the United Center. God, i know it is but she was. And, yes, I shouted some things at her and clapped as she walked by because she looked like a real [censored]. As you all can see I have some anger issues and when you mix that with Vodka on morning games could be a recipe for disaster but thats the truth. And, Rudy T was at the game sitting in the row right next to me. And no, Erin Andrews didn't sit on my lap as I spanked her as and no me and Rudy T didn't split tickets and go to the game together, but I did speak a few sentences to him like every other person at the game. And yes, i did mention I was a KS fan and asked him what he thought about Big DUB. Again, its amazing these people actually live in this world.

3)Drew Gooden - My hands are getting tired so my great detail to description is going to go down so excuse me. I was eating with my family at Gibsons (for you hicks that wouldn't no its a high class steak restaurant on Rush Street in Chicago that my rich ass frequently visits) and Drew Gooden happened to appear at the table next to me. I did what a lot of you ferry fans would have done and what several others did but had a lot more discussion with him. I told him I was a KS fan etc etc. I remember he used to date some asian girl i believe but they must be no longer because it wasn't her. this girl looked more spanish and was hot but nba type hot. Anyways i no its hard to believe that drew gooden who was playing the bulls that weekend would be in town and at a nice steak restaurant but he was there and i talked to him. Again, i didn't call drew good and say drew lets have dinner, he was randomly at Gibsons that night a long with several other celebrities such as DJ hughley and Bernie Mack who both went over to the table and said something to drew. and no i didn't talk to either one of them.

4) I no Kendall Gill / have played ball with Kendall Gill and have been dunked on by Kendall Gill. He along with several other athletes Craig Hodges, Antoine Randal El, Kevin Duckworth, Napoleon Harris, Your favorite Julian Wright the list goes on and on and on are from my home town or within 5 minutes. As states I "WAS" best friends with Kendall Cousin growing up my whole life. We got in fights together, sold some things together and FUC*** girls together. Kendall as well as many other celebrites play at hoops gym in chicago again for you hicks who don't no is across the street from Harpo studios. Any jackass can play at these courts and Antonine Walker is there frequently, Marcus Fizer I have seen both of them never talked to either because they are both punks and MJ i guess plays there but I have never seen him. I no its hard to believe but thats the truth. Out of all athletes you think I would name Kendall gill out of the blue? Like if i was going to lie couldn't think of anything better to say. He's a has been cut by the bucks this year and on top of it an illini that i hate. And yes, i was wearing ks gear and talking junk in a friendly way.

4) THE ONLY REASON I WAS TALKING SH!T IS BECAUSE SH!T WAS TALKED TO ME FIRST. I would have never taken it to that level because although i'm a bad motherfuc!er I only react don't start. Now, i will give you the benefit of the doubt. Where I am from people don't talk sh!t unless they want to fight. This is the first time I have ever really been on message boards so maybe i overreacted so I will give you that. But, I was called a Pu!!Y / liar and all I did was respond and say if i'm such a Pu!!y why don't we get up and meet eachother. I'll show you how much of a pu!!Y i am. I never started the physical talk so again read from the beginning and i never personally attacked anyone until I was attacked. And would have never personally attacked anyone until I was attacked.

5) As stated earlier and from the get go the only reason I even posted this is because i thought that you guys would find it interesting. Everywhere I go I talk KU basketball regardless of who the person is. As said in earlier emails just as I get inside information from you guys I thought you would think it would be neat seeing what others have to say about our team. I have had several reports on Julian Wright this year because I have seen him play several times over the past few years because I thought that people would want to hear about first hand knowledge of this guy as I would if people went and saw chalmers and downs. All I was doing was trying to give you interesting info from out in the field. Now in retrospect I can see how you can find it strange how I keep running into athletes but truth is its been a span of several to many months. It all didn't happen in just one weekend. And, I apologize if I offfended anyone. I no it wasn't all of you who started off talking smack but in retrospect I have better things to do than bring you down. Truth is that I love Lawrence, Love Ks Bball, and love the people from KS. I guess thats what happens on message boards is that people talk smack and maybe i overreacted. And if there is one person I will apologize to in particular it its Appy Trails, I know you have been on the board a long time and I respect your posts. As stated the only reason I wrote this email from the beginning was to contribute just as many of you do and only reacted when things were said in an untasteful manner to me. I know I will probably get some flack from some of you but hopefully you will respect me in the future and understand where I am coming from. Again, I apologize if I offended anyone (most likely didn't mean what I said) and will refrain from personal attacks in the future (unless its over the top). AND, NOTHING I HAVE SAID IS A LIE ITS ALL TRUE SO THINK AS YOU WILL.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 03/26/05 12:32 PM

Words cannot express how big of a douche bag you are.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 03/26/05 12:45 PM

BFD,ChicagoHawk. I'll be impressed when you meet Nena or Johnnie Whitaker.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 03/26/05 12:49 PM

BTW, toss in an argument about Bryant's v. Gates and you might have originated the longest thread in board history.

My take- Gates is for JoCo pussies who think they're slumming it by eating BBQ served up by genuine Black people even though they're eating at the 103rd and State Line branch, the salmonella HQ for KC restaurants.
Posted by: jensen

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 03/26/05 12:50 PM

There have been slightly more than 100 replies to your post. Don't give yourself too much credit. May I suggest ordering a lobster tail for the table next time you are at Gibson's. It's wonderful. Then head across the street to Tavern for a cocktail or three.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/26/05 12:53 PM

Quote:
I don't know how I left you off me "best of" list. I should be ashamed. Had a tee time set for 3:20 today, but Brett Favre cancelled due to the rain.
Favre is a pussy. I had a tee time with Johnny Unitas yesterday, but he had to cancel. He didn't say why.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Did I tell you all that - 03/26/05 12:59 PM

Quote:
when I was 7 years old, I played a set of tennis with Rod Laver?

Even though I was able to take four games from him, I simply couldn't handle his left handed serve. Didn't get a single break point on his serve.

I think I was able to get the games I got off of him because we played on clay.
When I was seven years old, I met Whizzo. And he said Rod Laver folded like origami once you broke his serve.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: In 1978 . . . - 03/26/05 01:01 PM

Quote:
I made out with Patti McGuire.

You know, Jimmy Connors' future wife. Former Playmate of the Year.

Whew! What a minx.
Was that you on the other end, Leawood?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/26/05 01:07 PM

ChicagoHawk has already told us he can beat up everyone on this thread. I'm waiting for the part where he says he could buy and sell us all.
Posted by: SDakotaJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/26/05 02:37 PM

I met Claude Atkins and Zsa Zsa Gabore, rode in an elevator w/ Jim Baker and sat in a Lamborghini at a Sheriff's convention in the New Orleans Superdome in the late 80's.

ANyone who doesn't believe can post your address along w/ your smartass comments so I can find you and kick your ass.
Posted by: SDakotaJayhawk

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 03/26/05 02:47 PM

I graduated HS 3 months ago. Or wait, no, it was more like 10 years ago. Honest mistake.

No offense but you claim to be a wealthy dude. The way you talk and carry yourself and the fact that you grew up on the southside and "had to" go to KU b/c of grades and theft tells me that you pretending to be some rich dude is just another tired lie.

Time to grow up padnah!
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/26/05 02:49 PM

Oh! I also met Ellie Mae Clampett in a hotel elevator in Tulsa in 1980. We cut the power and got it on.
Posted by: tadtimov

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/26/05 02:49 PM

Claude Atkins is cool! They don't have quality tv actors like him anymore. He and the dude that played Perkins from "Sheriff Lobo" should have won Emmy's for their tv acting performances, but those idiots in Hollywood can't appreciate quality acting.

"He's the real sheriff Lobo, the mighty sheriff lobo...he's the Law" Sheriff Lobo theme song
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/26/05 02:59 PM

Quote:
Oh! I also met Ellie Mae Clampett in a hotel elevator in Tulsa in 1980. We cut the power and got it on.


So I am more of a man then you I made out with Miss Hathaway and Granny Only took me two viagra to well you know. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: tigerssuk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/26/05 04:01 PM

I'm ready for the ass kicking. Been awhile since I had a good ass kicking
Posted by: Shirley

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/26/05 05:10 PM

It was during my rookie year of table bussing at the Plantation Restaurant on East Kellog in Doo Dah that the movie, "The Gypsy Moths" was being filmed there. Although I didn't know who the Director (John Frankenheimer-Manchurian Candidate, Seven days In May, etc.) and that other actor (Gene Hackman-it was before "The French Comnnection" afterwhich we all knew who he was) were who kept coming in with him, we all knew that was Burt Lancaster(!) whenever they came in together to eat. It was way cool at first, afterall, this wasn't Chicago, it was Wichita! After the first several times tho, the shine began to wear off. For one, the head waiter would get so up tight that it put the rest of us into anal fibrillation every time they showed up. Although at $1.00/hour cash wages I wasn't anywhere near being in on the tips, it was well known that the tipping was erratic and often disappointing. After a lesser known actor named "Phillipe'" left his autograph in lieu of a tip, the waiters began to suspect that the stars seemed to feel that their mere presence was enough remuniration for the services rendered.

My brush with fame concerning Burt occurred during one of the more delicate of my bussing responsibilities...I had the water pitcher perched precariously just above Burt's glass, in mid pour. I was pretty short and getting the pitcher out to the glass at the head of his knife was a bit of a stretch. I was in deep concentration staring straight ahead, trying not to think about what would happen if I spilled any of the ice water on Burt when, he must have picked me up in the corner of his eye because he turned suddenly and exclaimed loudly, "more butter, boy"(!) in his best Landcasteresque voice. As I struggled to choke out a "yes sir", I'm happy to report that I managed to pull off the pouring without spilling a drop and, I quickly delivered the butter to Burt without screwing that up either. Sadly, nothing I've experienced in life since has managed to equal the excitement of that moment and, it's all been downhill since, especially since a week ago last night.
Posted by: SDakotaJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/26/05 11:12 PM

Shirley, I am sorry that nothing in your life has ever lived up to that magical moment. But, maybe Chicagohawks "richass" can drag you along to Gibsons on Rush Street and then to a boring ol' yawner of an Elite Eight game some night. Shirley, Chicagohawk, the Pope and Bill Clinton playing sax in the helicopter on the way to the game. Unless of course he has something better to do like attend the Grammys, hang at the Playboy mansion, or, more realistically, pull a double at the local 7-11.
Posted by: thanks32758

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/27/05 12:06 AM

I once saw Pistol Pete score like 60 points against Auburn when he was at LSU. And that was without a three point line. That guy could shoot. I think his favorite spot was 25 feet away.
Posted by: thanks32758

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/27/05 12:08 AM

You should have asked him what he thought about Self and settled alot of this arguing.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/27/05 10:09 AM

Quote:
pull a double at the local 7-11.


IS HE THE ONE THAT HIDES THE LIDS TO THE COFFEE CUPS???
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/27/05 10:48 AM

Quote:
Quote:
Oh! I also met Ellie Mae Clampett in a hotel elevator in Tulsa in 1980. We cut the power and got it on.


So I am more of a man then you I made out with Miss Hathaway and Granny Only took me two viagra to well you know. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
What I'm wondering is how many fifths of bourbon it took to make you think a threesome with Ms. Jane and Granny would be a good idea.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/27/05 10:53 AM

Quote:
I once saw Pistol Pete score like 60 points against Auburn when he was at LSU. And that was without a three point line. That guy could shoot. I think his favorite spot was 25 feet away.
As I've said before, I saw Pistol Pete (on TV, no, wait, I was sitting with his dad, Press) make the greatest pass I've ever seen. He was leading a 3-on-2 break in the NBA. He looked to his left, palmed the ball with his right hand, never touching it with his left, and flicked it backhanded to the trailer on his right. Magic Johnson? In your dreams!
Posted by: jhawknation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/27/05 11:18 AM

dont worry bro...i believe you. i know there's a life outside of kansas and i know its possible to see michael jordan. chicagos my fav place on earth. my best friend lives in the north chicago burbs and he goes to school with MJs kids. his mom also sees MJ at this one mcdonalds a lot. they live in deerfield...and i guess MJ lives pretty close to there. anyways to the rest of yall, stop freakin out, take it as what its worth and thank him for at least representin kansas to the people he talks to. i mean lets just say this guy is GASP actually telling the truth, you gota admit its pretty sweet. celebrities ARE people and have lives outside of what is seen on tv so someone somewhere has to see them outside of what we drool about on espn. and living in a big city, its really not all that uncommon to run into some cool ppl. aight im done peace <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 11:35 AM

Wow, I don't believe your friends mom runs into Jordan in Deerfield at McDonalds. Thats crazy that Michael Jordan would actually be seen in real life and at a McDonald's. You must be a liar. Oh, wait... Jordan does live in Deerfield, is seen regurally, coaches many of his 4 (I believe 4 sons) games and is actively involved in the community. Again, I know thats hard for some to believe but thats the truth. God, whats with celebrities actually living in the same world as us. And, I went to the Bulls game last week and saw Frank Thomas. Wow, THESE DAMN CELEBRITIES LIVE IN OUR WORLD. THIS IS AMAZING HOW WE CAN INTERACT WITH THEM.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 11:36 AM

I saw God on my last acid trip. Top that.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 11:40 AM

Quote:
I saw God on my last acid trip. Top that.


Smoked Pot with Jesus. (at least he looked like him)
Posted by: jhawknation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 11:42 AM

ya no joke. who woulda thought!! but i didnt know MJ actually lives in deerfield, but thats where my friend lives and they have jordan encounters every couple months. so thats awesome..i still find it pretty amazing so i can understand where the sheltered kansas kids are coming from considering basketball is everything here and to hear stories about one of the greatest, if not THE greatest player in the history of the game is just hard to believe for most people. LIKE OMG i was totally in lawrence a few weeks ago at this restaurant and like omg aaron miles came in and sat down there and i started freaking out becuase it was like omg aaron miles!! ...yaaa that really happened...but i didnt really freak out cuz ya they're still people and aaron miles is one of the biggest celebs in kansas...sad i know, but kansas = basketball and always will
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 11:46 AM

Saw William S. Burroughs all the time in Lawrence.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 11:47 AM

Yeah, MJ has lived in Deerfield ever since I can remember. Yeah, lets getting excited about Aaron Miles. Oh my God its so amazing to see a guy who will never make the NBA him in real life. I wish he would have spent all his time in the gym and develop of jump shot. Again, couldn't agree with you more. I AM STILL AMAZED THAT ACTUAL ATHLETES LIVE IN OUR WORLD. WHO KNOWS, I'M GOING TO BULLS GAME NEXT WEEK AND I MAY SEE ANOTHER. Wait, i must be lying, celebrities don't go to Bull's games you can only see them on TV. In fact they aren't real, I think they are our imagination. But again, if I was from the middle of nowhere I could understand why its so hard to believe.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 11:49 AM

Tell Nena, Johnnie Whitaker, Donna Douglas, God and William S. Burroughs hello for me. I understand they're going to the game as well.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 11:58 AM

Will do. Have fun in living in a town of 35 for the rest of your life. Who knows you might get to see the Marlboro man come through your town. And, have fun sleeping with your cousin. I heard she's one piece of AS!.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:20 PM

Quote:
Will do. Have fun in living in a town of 35 for the rest of your life. Who knows you might get to see the Marlboro man come through your town. And, have fun sleeping with your cousin. I heard she's one piece of AS!.
I'm betting you have lots of friends.
Posted by: jhawknation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:25 PM

hahah chi-town did you ever think this would turn into the most viewed and commented on post of all time just because you tried sharin somethin cool with some "basketball fans?" i'm not takin sides or anything...but cmon ppl this has gotten sad. quite humorous at times...but nonetheless sad. jayhawk fans fighting = not cool
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:26 PM

AS what? finish it off man dont leave me hanging. As far as the town of 35 I would take that over smog, crime, kids not playing in thier own yards, rush hour traffic, non-friendly nieghbors, etc etc etc. If I had a problem I could open the phone book and call anyone in my town and they would be over here in a few minutes to help could you do that in Chicago? Never have to scoop my driveway in the winter cause a friend of mine has a skid loader does it for everyone in town no charge, does that happen in Chicago? (I give him a gift card to the gas station for fifty bucks but even if I didn't he would still do my drive) If I see someone fixing there roof, painting there house, or sawing down a dead old tree I would stop and lug up shingles to them, grab a brush and help paint, or stop and gather limbs into a pile for them. Would that happen in Chicago? You keep your rich friends, celebs, and star players. I will keep Burdette, Dewight, Randy, Kenny, Jim, Steed, Eldon, Don, and Ray and their wives, kids, and grandkids stay in my little town and enjoy hearing the coyotes yell, birds chirping, watch the deer and antelope play. Breath my fresh air, the worst crime we have is when a an out of towner comes by in the middle of the night and breaks into the gas station and steals cigs. My kid plays outside till the streetlights are on even then a little longer at times I never worry about her or her friends. We never have to lock our doors, leave our keys in our vehicles (known to go get a friends vehicle to pull mine out of the mud with them gone just had to walk down to his house and get in it and drive it to where mine was stuck).
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:26 PM

ChicagoHawk has thinner skin than Mini-Dean.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:29 PM

I dont think people are giving you a hard time because you meet celebrities. I think its more about your cocky, better than everyone on earth attitude. You write that you like Kansas at one point, then the next you are calling people hicks. If you have such a problem with Agricultural States, maybe you should get out of Illinois (Illinois' 76,000 farms cover more than 28 million acres -- nearly 80 percent of the state's total land area.) Statements like that make you sound like a total idiot, and of course people are going to eat you up for it. And its almost your whole persona. You say your rich and classy, yet your a cut throat thug from the southside that kicks more ass than Chuck Norris. You only went to Kansas, a known party school, as a form of military school? It was punishment? Sounds like alot of bs dude. The fact that an "Elite" golf course allows such a troubled diliquent youth to take MJ out for the afternoon shows alot of support on their part. People here are educated, and every year they have to deal with kids from Illinois, who claim to be from Chicago, and the attitude that the whole world revolves around them because daddy makes some money. No one cares about how cool or rich you are here... everyone just likes the Jayhawks. If you were any of the things you dream you are, then you would have nothing to prove. Being defensive, and degrading people based on where they are from just makes you look even dumber then you initial statements.

PS: I live "in" Chicago, right next to your beloved Gibsons, and it might come close to a low end Steak house in Kansas, maybe. Another bad move on your part, but yes it does get some celebs in there.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:32 PM

Maybe i'm wrong but where is BTK from?? Just wondering?? Again, as I said and I'll say again, my intent wasn't to bash if you read from the beginning. However, if someone wants to talk sh!t than i'll respond all day long. And, not arguing KS Vrs. Chicago or whatever, but Chicago is the best city in the world. Yeah, Lawrenece and some towns in KS areg great an all but its no Chi-Town. I don't want to turn this into a debate because everyone has their opinion and thats mine.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:34 PM

Yeah, such thin skin. Thats funny, why do you think FighingIllini is so popular on this board. Its because everytime he makes a post 95% of you want to cry.
Posted by: jhawknation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:35 PM


chicago = best place on earth

agreed...then again im goin to nyc for the first time this year and my mind might be persuaded otherwise.

and ive never had someone drive by my house and help me with my shingles...or paint...i mean even topeka with 130,000 isnt one of those nice neighborhood friendly towns that u talk about
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:36 PM

Where did John Wayne Gacy live?

Chicago's the best town in the world? I lived in Europe for three years and Chi can't hold a candle to Munich, Copenhagen, Amsterdam, Stockholm, London, Florence...., Geez, somebody else deal with this thin-skinned, rich, handsome, tough, special guy.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:39 PM

Quote:
Maybe i'm wrong but where is BTK from??


Wichita a town of 400,000 plus. You were talking about a town of in this thread and 50 in another.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:43 PM

I lived in Europe and Asia. Yeah thats hard to believe to isn't it and Europe doesn't have sh!t on Asia. Yeah, Amsterdam is cool for a day or two and London fuc!ing sucks. Copenhagen is alright and F Germany. But comparing it to Chicago?? You must be smoking crack. Sorry I forgot in KS its meth. I lived there I would probably be doing the same, getting high enough to imagine I actually lived somewhere else. And Hawklin, speak when spoken to. I don't remember asking you to join in. I can understand your bitterness you probably married to your brother and have square kids. Yeah, i'd be bitter to.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:45 PM

I'm certain you weren't an English tutor. No what I mean?

Even with all the junkies, you can go anywhere you want in Amsterdam without a sidearm. How about Chicago?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:46 PM

I've lived in Chicago for 6 years now, and most the kids that live here never have a fair shot at experiencing the outside world. Their parents tell them that its the best, so they go everywhere else and tell everyone they see how much better it is. Go to Naismith, someone is debating it right now.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:48 PM

Why did I marry my brother?
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:50 PM

RFlint Speak when you know the facts. Chicago is one of the safest and cleanest big cities in the world. We take out all fo the [censored] and move it to the S. Side and W. Side so it makes for a clean city. Again, speak when you know the facts because the cities you speak of are sh!tholes. I almost got mugged in Amsterdam but had to break a beer bottle over some chumps head. Yeah, in thats supposedly great city better than chicago. I have lived here my entire life and it hasn't happened once.
Posted by: jhawknation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:53 PM

yea i must agree again. walking downtown chicago at 11:30 was so much safer than i thought it would be. the only ppl that even intimidated me whatsoever were nice as i passed em. the only problem were the crazy @ss drivers...but what big city doesnt have em...ahh chicago gota love it
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:54 PM

I would agree. As far as driving goes, I will not support them what so ever.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 12:58 PM


Actually, Rman, Gacy lived in a near west suburb, I believe it was Norwood Park. A real garden spot, believe me. They bulldozed his house (crawl space and all) and put a new house on top, changed the address and everything.

I agree with an earlier post about Chihawk. This post has little to do with celebrities and everything to do with ego. And the reason there are so many people piling on is because you continue to douse the blaze with gasoline, Chi. You think you're making intelligent smack posts, but all you're doing is making yourself look silly. Do yourself a favor and lighten up. If you go back and picture this thread about someone else you would be laughing really hard. People are giving you crap. That's it. Get a sense of humor, pal.

By the way, I do have a hard time when someone posts about being a Christian and then brags about yelling at a complete stranger (sideline reporter) because she's acting like a [censored]. You don't know this person and, once again, you are showing your arrogance and lack of depth.

As for challenging virtual people to a fight, threatening to beat up an entire message board, bragging about having a "rich ass," I think these are all things you deserve pity for, not praise.

You mentioned that you live about five minutes from the United Center. Guess what? You and I might be neighbors. And unless my geography is wrong, you must have grown up in the south suburbs if it takes you two hours to get to the north side. It's a big city, but it's pretty compact in its own way. I believe I could make it from bronzeville or, Pullman or Chatham to Andersonville in less than one hour.

And to everyone else, please come and experience Chicago on your own terms. We may have bad traffic and crime, but no more than any other big city. It's a great place. My daughter plays with kids up and down the street every day and we don't worry about getting shot. And we have the second most number of Starbucks this side of Seattle.

So we got that going for us.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:00 PM

Your from Flossmoor, you already stated that. Dude, I live in downtown... And yes it is relatively safe, but you don't need to be argueing this crap. Chicago has the highest murder rate in North America.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 03/27/05 01:04 PM

I was sitting in a hotel bar in Indy last weekend when I glance to my right and see Karl Marx sitting right next to me.

Well, we start talking about dialectical materialism, the labor value of industrial output, the right of the workers to own the means of production, blah, blah, blah.

Well, out of the blue old KM opines that the Soviet Union failed because it passed straight through from the agrarian state to the socialist state without the intervening capitalist stage.

Well, as you can imagine, I had to call him on that. "If Marxism is indeed the 'science' of socio-economic evolution, then how could the Soviet Union bypass the capitalist stage? Doesn't this empirical fact belie the entire notion of 'scientific Marxism'? Has any country evolved from the capitalist stage to the Marxist stage where all means of production are owned by the workers, not the state? And why is Marxism a precondition to democracy?"

Well, the old, gurgly bastard turns the color of a tomato in outrage and smacks me one. No, wait a minute, that was ChicagoHawk. He said we were interrupting his conversation with John Wooden, Tubby Smith, Jean Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvois regarding the interplay of the full court press and existentialism.

Well, anyway, right about that time Liz Hurley walked in and recognized me as the poster known as RMF who wrote of his undying love for her. We went to my room.

More to come!
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:05 PM

Like I said earlier, I only threatened when being threatened. Speak when you no the facts and look at the messages from the beginning. As said, i started this post in a non confrontational way but then someone started talking sh!t and i responded. I don't know why i'm getting flack for responding and frankly could care less if I look "silly" on a message board. Truth is, people are pissed because our hawks suck this year and have nothing better to do than talk smack. Again, read from the beginning and tell me whose wrong. I've never posted anything other than bball on this board until then so gets your facts straight before your 8 paragraph reply. And, i'm not Christian (Atheist), have few to little morals and can give to sh!ts about Erin Andrews. And, when drunk or not drunk will say whatever I feel at that particular time. Mostly I'm a nice guy, unless tempted and then respond. I don't start as said look from the beginning, but do finish. Again speak when you know the facts and if you want to discuss ball discuss ball. But i'll continue to respond because I love to see people get so mad over something they started. Frankly, i enjoy this or wouldn't be on the board still. Have fun and yes we probably are neighbors and should have a beer sometime.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:11 PM

I have read from the begining. And yes, you did nothing wrong. But now read the middle, and look how you have acted. Every thread after deserves pity, and you probably realized that you sound like a two year old.

"My Dad can beat up your dad"
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:15 PM


My mistake on the Christian thing, no offense. Still, I've been involved in this board for a long time and followed this thread since the beginning. Again, I think you're taking things a little too seriously here. It's all a joke. The reason you're getting bent out of shape is because you're feeling offended.

I feel my facts are straight (except for the Christian thing, of course).

The thing with guys like Rman is that they're actually really funny. They're trying to be creative in their posts. I once took him too seriously as well. Then I started to read everything with a sense of humor and realized most of the people on this board are really funny.

Again, if you read this from the beginning and imagine someone else making the first post, you would be howling.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:21 PM

You better take me seriously, you blow-gun toting, liberal weenie.

And Happy Easter.
Posted by: jhawknation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:22 PM

would you be "howling" if you met tubby smith and thought it was so cool that you wanted to share it with your jayhawk and college bball faithful and in 170 replies they just laughed in your face and treated you like crap? that would piss me off too....once again, we all need to get through this time of year together *tears up* ku is done while other teams are playing...its just this thing we havent experienced too much in the past few years but we can't give in...we must join together and get through this <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:27 PM

Like stated before, its the way he behaved after that, which makes people all over laugh at him. He has no clue anything about me or anyone, yet this is what he does with his day....

"Hawklin take your 3 posts and shove them up your a!!. I'm going out to actually go do something. Have fun in your village and say hi to your disfigured kids from all the incest. Peace."

That was over an hour ago. If you hard up finding something to do in the magnificent city, come downtown, visit me, I'll show you how to compose yourself like a man.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:29 PM

How about we let this thread die and save our venom for Drain, the Grate?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:31 PM

It would be nice to get some Jayhawk talk on here, but every thread I've read today has ChicagoHawk telling people that where they live is a terrible place, then insulting them or their families.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:31 PM

oh yeah? 9mm.

Take that.
Posted by: WjayhawkW

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:32 PM

For the record Austin, TX is the best city on earth..it owns Chicago
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:34 PM

Quote:
oh yeah? 9mm.

Take that.
9mm is a fine round for your wife or daughter. REAL men pack 10mm heat.

Say, where's PeeWee?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:35 PM

Quote:
For the record Austin, TX is the best city on earth..it owns Chicago
Copenhagen or Bergen, Norway are the coolest cities I've ever visited.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:35 PM

OK, I APOLOGIZE FOR MY PART ON THIS. There will be no more bashing from me. Again, if everyone reads from the beginning, I have only ever talked KU Ball and will continue to do so in the future. Granted people have said some things to me but I acknowledge my remarks didn't help any. As stated, I just couldn't believe how people responded to my post. Again, I apologize if I offended anyone and in the future will only discuss ball (which I have always tried to do). For those who I have offended I apologize and will not make any further bashing remarks. Have a great easter and if there is any way to delete this post please let me know.
Posted by: rockchalkjjjhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi *DELETED* - 03/27/05 01:36 PM

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Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:38 PM

ChiHawk -- Nice move in the right direction. Mario Chalmers, triple-double points, assists, steals.... 2005-06.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:38 PM

I apologize to you as well, ChicagoHawk, but let's not stop this thread.

Gates sucks and AB's is the best BBQ in the world. That should be good for another 100 posts.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:38 PM


Alright already, let's stop.

But please, don't delete this post. It's too great.

Where's Pee Wee?
Posted by: jhawknation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:42 PM

austin texas?? yea if you love your teenagers getting all the illegal drugs you want <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> im kidding austin is pretty nice. very beautiful city. atlanta and chicago are my favorites but ny this summer could change all that. munich was nice i didnt see enough of it to make a judgment. zurich, switz was a cool tourist town.

rockchalkjjjhawk...we're done discussing chi-town's creds because quite frankly they don't matter. we're stayin on bball topic from now on...well me talking about my favorite city has nothing to do with bball but at least theres no hostility

its easter yall...couldnt think of a better day to be nice n stop hatin our ku bretheren <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:46 PM

That was half the reason I started the new BBQ thread. This thread needed to chill.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:48 PM

Who in their right mind would argue AB vs Gates. Throw in Jacks and maybe you could talk.... no. ABs all the way
Posted by: jhawknation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:48 PM

yes but theres already a bbq thread....so hmmm....how bout them red sox?? back 2 back??
Posted by: rockchalkjjjhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 01:59 PM

You're right, I deleted it.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 02:29 PM

Quote:
RFlint Speak when you know the facts. Chicago is one of the safest and cleanest big cities in the world. We take out all fo the [censored] and move it to the S. Side and W. Side so it makes for a clean city. Again, speak when you know the facts because the cities you speak of are sh!tholes. I almost got mugged in Amsterdam but had to break a beer bottle over some chumps head. Yeah, in thats supposedly great city better than chicago. I have lived here my entire life and it hasn't happened once.


" I lived in Europe and Asia. Yeah thats hard to believe to isn't it and Europe doesn't have sh!t on Asia. Yeah, Amsterdam is cool for a day or two and London fuc!ing sucks. Copenhagen is alright and F Germany. But comparing it to Chicago?? "

So wich is it have you lived in Chicago all your life or lived in other places like Asia and others you mention?? HUMMMMMMMM <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jhawknation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 02:33 PM

shut up!! grrr read the previous posts...we're done. chi-towns a cool guy so just be nice. he apologized so move on. happy easter <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 02:38 PM

Damn I should read the whole thread before i reply. I am truely sorry all and if I was ever to coem back to Waukegan (SP) I would love to have a beer with you guys (chickn and chicagohawk). There is something I been meaning to ask you Chicagohawk are you the same one that used to post over on i hate to say it (looks around and over his shoulder good no Iowabay anywhere) the other board who wanted me to vote for his independent canidate in the election?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 02:52 PM

jhawknation - dont start pushing on people now to. Didnt Mom and Dad tell you that telling someone to "Shut up !!" is worse than asking where someone lives. I think ChicagoHawk is more than capable of moving on without you sticking up and saying he's a cool guy. I got no probs with him, even though he tried insulting me 50 times a thread, but I don't think your repairing his reputation or this thread by growling at people.
Posted by: jhawknation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 03:00 PM

haha i growl a lot...sorry. and um thanx for the recommendation? am i not allowed to say someone is a cool guy and try to defend a friend? and nah i never heard that saying shut up is worse than asking where someone lives but now i know so thanks for informing me <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 03:09 PM

I'm just saying if your trying to be a peacemaker, telling someone to shut up doesnt always work. ChicagoHawks said alot of really low stuff to alot of people and turned this nice Jayhawk site into trash... You are more than allowed to say hes cool, or for that matter say whatever you want. I doubt anyone is biting on your cool guy remarks so quick. Its fairly obvious you signed up to get in on the action, and to defend a friend, but I think he needs to dig himself out, or stop insulting everyone he disagrees with.
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 03:16 PM

I love this guy. Someone say something to set him off again. I wanna giggle some more. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 04:55 PM

Hey Chi, just in case you were still wanting to "knock the sh!t" out of me, here's my address:
1300 Metropolitan Avenue
Leavenworth, Kansas 66048

Ask for Bubba.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 05:03 PM

I am here for the character assassination. Is this the right place?

I brought a riding crop for whipping a dead horse, an' a billy club and a bag full of derogatory euphamisms, plus a few muzzle loaders full of rock salt. But to show I am not completely mean, I also brought a jar of salve, for afterwards when we are all being friends. Just point me in the general direction of whomever we are gunning for, and I'll start wailing and flailing like I was going after a pinata.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 05:06 PM

ChicagoHawk and jhawknation have to be the same person. jhawknation has 21 post and all of them on this thread, great try ChicagoHawk making another username to act like someone loves you. an i love how you said you have lived in Europe and Asia. said you lived in these countries for three years but also said you have lived in Chicago your whole life. the reason everyone is bashing you on this thread is because everything you say has holes in it. hell if this wasnt you talking you would be the first to jump all over these post. YEAH YOUR NOT A TOPPER YOUR THE KING TOPPER. the only reason that you would be tough is because you have had your a$$ kicked so many times in your life you finally got good @ it. now come back and say how big of a hick i am or how the girl in my avator is my sister, man that will be a great come back.
Posted by: jhawknation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/27/05 07:35 PM

ahahha nah im not chi-town. and i've posted a lot in the others if u read em. i actually just got my name yesterday and read this whole crazy thread for the first time this morning. ive been to chicago 4 times in the last 6 months but never lived there. goin to college in nashville thanx <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> i grew up in kansas thats why i love em
Posted by: SDakotaJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/28/05 03:37 PM

Quote:
I love this guy. Someone say something to set him off again. I wanna giggle some more. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />


Well, I was all set to list ALL his contradictions, but since everyones had enough I'll let it rest. I agree though, his act is very funny, kind of sad, but funny.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/28/05 03:49 PM

Funny peculiar or funny haha?
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/28/05 03:50 PM

Does he amuse you, like a clown?
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/28/05 03:54 PM

What you guys don't know is that chihawk and I beat MJ and John Elway in a 2 man scamble at Pebble Beach a couple weeks ago.

So, get off of his back already. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

Why is everything about golf with me today? I didn't even play all that well yesterday.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/28/05 03:57 PM

I am Michael Jordan and I don't recall that. But if I did, Elway and I would have SMOKED your asses. I did play around of golf with myself last week, so I told all my friends on the internet about it! I just wanted to share. Sometimes I really do come into contact with celebrities like myself.
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/28/05 03:58 PM

I'm not surprised you don't remember, man you were wasted.
Posted by: SDakotaJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/28/05 05:20 PM

Funny as in...

A guy forgets when he graduated by like 7 years. Always funny to hear someone pick a fight (tell me where you live) on a sports message board. Funny to hear someone make fun of eveyone getting upset and also making fun of everybody for being on a message board when he himself is guilty of the same two.

Relax Chicagohawk. If you find this offensive you can take your private jet to 100 E. Richerthanyou Avenue. But I'd better warn you, Patrick Swayze, The Iran Shiek, Paul Tuttle, Sr and Coco "The Birdman" Beware are playing badmitton in my backyard, and The Shiek is just looking for a fight as he and Swayze are getting worked over and Coco and Senior are not letting 'em forget about it. Oops, gotta run, Jim J. Bullock is at the door, what the heck does he want now?!?!?!
Posted by: RockChuck

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/28/05 07:11 PM

Had a chance to arm wrestle with Glen Danzig a few summers back . He started crying about his "Carpel Tunnel Syndrome" .I Took 4 out of 5 . Lost the left-handed bout . What a pillow-biter that Nancy boy is .
Posted by: dan69

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/29/05 08:42 PM

But isn't that in Texas? Then how in the hell could it be the best city in the world?
Posted by: dan69

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 03/29/05 08:51 PM

No offense, but I thought Chicago was the most over-rated city in the Country. I honestly don't get it. Now New York is really something, but Chicago...sorry.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/04/05 07:31 PM

I was golfing this afternoon with Roy Williams, guess who was his caddie?
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/04/05 07:34 PM

ChicagoHawk, you don't say! MJ wasnt playing that day.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/04/05 07:40 PM

It is Carolina Basketball, you never know who Chi-Dawg was running with.
Posted by: PugetSoundHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 05:51 AM

Does anyone remember a longer running thread?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 11:17 AM

Quote:
Does anyone remember a longer running thread?
No. Love live this worthless thread.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 12:46 PM

Dont know if you guys caught it last night, but he told me I was a janitor, and that he was going to beat me up... But I had to IM him, so he could give me directions to the house. Made another point of saying... I am from the town of Julian Wright. I just moved back.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 01:03 PM

I dunked on Chris Mihm.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 01:06 PM

With 1 or 2 hands?
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 01:26 PM

I dunked on Mini Me and Dr. Evil.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 01:36 PM

Well, it's hard to say. I went up with the ball in my right hand, but I bounced it off of Chris, caught it with my left, and screamed "POSTERIZED" as the dunk materialized.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:19 PM

Was it their rookie season of acting?
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:21 PM

Was it an evil dunk?
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:30 PM

No....Missouri is known for Meth....Not kansas....

Boy you are stupid aren't you?
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:32 PM

I once met a guy named Kris Talmuth
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:33 PM

Quote:
Chicago is one of the safest and cleanest big cities in the world. We take out all fo the [censored] and move it to the S. Side and W. Side so it makes for a clean city. Again, speak when you know the facts because the cities you speak of are sh!tholes.


Hey, didn't you say you were from the SouthSide?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:37 PM

And downtown, and Asia, and Europe, and whatever else makes him feel better.
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:40 PM

I don't care what any of you say! I'm not stopping and you can't make me! I can kick every single of yer' a$$es with one hand tied behind my back! I am tough! I am strong! Hear me roar!
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:43 PM

Aquarock? Aqua like the Barbie Girl band?
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:44 PM

Honestly this is the funniest thread I have ever read.....I think I wet my pants about 5 times! I am not to proud to admit that cuz I know I can kick all your a$$es since I am though as nails behind this monitor!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:44 PM

Wow! Save some of that for when he gets back on, cause hes going to threaten you, because he is way tougher than anyone in the world. Or maybe it will just come back to me... I seem to be his attraction this week.
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:46 PM

Nah....nice try though.

"Aqua" cuz I was a swimmer (actually swam with Micheal Phelps like 25 years ago....oh wait...that would make him like not even born yet?)....and "Rock" cuz that's about how well I swam.....like a rock.....
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:53 PM

I swam with the Little Mermaid when I was in my rookie season of Lifeguarding at the most expensive public beach in the world.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:54 PM

I'm not gay, but I'd do Michael Phelps if I was.
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:57 PM

Funny sh*t Hawklin!.....but ah....Banana.....I think you just jumped right over the line bro!

Besides....I am sure Chi-Hawk's already been there, done that, and got it on tape.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 02:59 PM

Yeah, you're right. I'd only do it for the fame, not for any other reason.
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:04 PM

So would you start a post once you do to let everyone know about it? I will be looking forward to that one!
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:09 PM

I'm sorry I have to bring this one last point up....how can you not know what exact year you gradutated from High School and then use math to calculate exactly how many years it's been?

I mean first it was 9 years since Chi-hawk graduated......then 15? That's not even close like someone saying it's been 4 or 5 years or something like that......

And don't defend it with that sorry a$$ sh*t about "Oh, I can't believe this athletes live in the same world we do".....god that's the worst defense of your stories I've ever heard you moron.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:18 PM

Actually, I wouldn't do it because I'm as straight as J.J. Redick when he's not sucking dick. Wait, I mean, I'm as straight as the cutting edge of a scimitar when looked at through weird, special glasses that magically straighten out curved lines.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:20 PM

Thats his last resort... First he will make up another lie about what he meant to say.... 2nd He will call us hicks.... 3rd he will say he can buy you.... 4th he will say he'll kick your a$$. Then it come down to how stupid we are because the celebs that live in the ssame world.
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:29 PM

Banana yer' scarin' me man......besides us big dumb hicks don't use words like "scimitar"........sh*t dude you a Ninja or something? Might be helpful if you are in case Chi-Hawk comes after us......I will be hiding behind you.

Oh, and I ah graduated in 1993....no wait....1998.....no, that's not right....2000....yah, I think that's it.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:30 PM

I had to caddy for MJ yesterday at Wolf Creek. Hopefully no one noticed the 6'6'' guy in a carolina blue jumpsuit on tv last night. That would ruin my story.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:34 PM

No, I saw it all. My Wife and her girlfriends let me in at Wolf on their memberships, and i saw the whole thing. Mike loves rubbing elbows with the local help, and he sunk that great putt on 14.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:37 PM

I am sure the Mrs. loves how the dining room has a beautiful view of the locker room.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:38 PM

Shes had a membership since I graduated 9 years ago. Her girlfriends told her about the place, and shes loved it ever since.
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:40 PM

You sure it was only 9 years ago Hawklin???? Think about that one.....it's a tough one to remember now!
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:43 PM

I'm not a Ninja, but I'm an Asian, have a 1600 SAT, and go to Harvard.

Although the above claims would fit in with the rest of this thread, they are all actually true. I'm just in a bragging mood.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 03:43 PM

Dude, you know what i meant... It was her that graduated 9 years ago. i only said that cause it was my rookie year mowing lawns. Ill take you all out!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 04:28 PM

.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 05:34 PM

I just got back from lunch with ChiHawk at Gibsons. He asked me to keep this thread a top priority.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 08:11 PM

Well, Harvard is okay if you are willing to settle. But with my 1800 on the SAT and 60 on the ACT, I didn't have to. I also beat Voltaire's estimated IQ (which was a record according to the Guinness Book). In fact, I skipped middle school, high school, college, and graduate school, and went directly to Washington and became Chief of Staff at the White House. (That would have been the Kennedy Presidency. No wait. Reagan. Yeah, no, Dukakis. He was President wasnt he?) That doesnt happen very often. Really, Don't make me kick your ass. Last time I clocked a person with my voluminous book of accumulated knowledge, she ended up in a coma. [censored]! Now I know this seems like bragging, but it is true. I swear. A lot.





Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 08:27 PM

Ha! Now I get it!! You guys are lying aren't you? And here I was reading some 230 + posts thinking , "wow these guys are sooo cool!" Then I read Wisco's post and I figured out that he has to be kidding see, because I've read his posts in here before and he's a couple of bricks short (if you know what I mean <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> !) So how could he have done all this stuff? Boy, you had me going for a while though!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 09:03 PM

Now, Harvard's a pretty good place if you just want to settle. Natalie Portman = Harvard alum, notably more glamorous than Bob Dole. Also, Bill Gates = Harvard dropout. We've also got Conan O'Brien, Reese Witherspoon (or whoever she played in that silly movie), and Yo-yo Ma. Harvard students created thefacebook.

We don't have a Kirk Hinrich, but we're the only school to win against a 1 seed in the NCAA basketball tournament in the first round, and Stanford no leess.

You know what sucks? Yale (George Bush). As they say, "YALE SUCKS, JETER SWALLOWS."
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 09:36 PM

Harvard is a fine institution in its own way. I have a friend on the faculty there (not a lie, but pathetic in its reflected glory nevertheless). He, like you and unlike me, was a 1600 SAT guy. Its a good university, if you like academics and books and knowledge and sh!t like that.
I would allow my children to attend such a school, despite its liberal leanings. If they won the lottery.

ChicagoHawk told me Harvard was founded in 1066 by his great uncle, Norman. Is that true? Wow. That's old.
Posted by: RockChalkJHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 10:11 PM

I just wanted to let the world know that I've been reading this whole post the last hour. And I see it as such an accomplishment, I want you all to experience this joy with me.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 10:30 PM

Haha, if I really wanted credibility, why post on this thread?

I once got a full scholarship to go to Duke but rejected it because, well, it's Dook. That and the fact that Duke is a school for people who are smart but don't get into Ivies and Stanford.

I think 1066, you're thinking of England. Harvard was founded in the 1600s. That's before Ted Owens. That's old.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/05/05 10:38 PM

Speaking of Natalie,



The other picture was way too big.



Ha... that's so cool
Posted by: tadtimov

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 12:57 AM

"The Professional" is a kick butt movie.
The Hercule Poirot detective award for this entire thread, must go to BlueGrassHawk, when he figured out the person who kept talking back and forth to Chicago was actually Chicago. I was crying laughing when he figured that out.
The Hong Kong Phooey Book of Kung Fu, leads me to believe that Chicago's son probably was logging on as him and posting, and that there are probably at least 5 different people posting under Chicago's log on name.

"I can't complain, but sometimes I still do...Life's been good to me so far" Joe Walsh
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 09:17 AM

Are we sure ChiHawk isn't BobtheBuilder?

The only other thread I can recall getting this kind of run is the Where's Psych thread on the Poly board.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 09:27 AM


And like the "Still Miss Psych" post on the politics board, I would like to nominate this thread as "Thread of the Year", even though it's only April.

Parkhawk asked everyone on the Politics Board to nominate a thread and poster of the year. I would vote for ChiHawk, but I'm not sure which one I'd have to nominate.

And interesting sidenote, I scored 1600 on the ACT in kindergarten (went to school with Pee Wee, he's still there) and received scholarship offers all over the country by the time I was in junior high.

I thought about the Ivy's and Duke, but they all seemed second-tier to me, kind of like the Illinois basketball program. Stanford was constantly ringing my phone. Man, do I have to tell you all how tiresome that got.

So by the time I was a junior, I made my decision. It would be Missouri. And I haven't regretted this decision yet.

So now I can walk into Gibson's with my head held high, look at the menu, and walk right back out (too expensive). But I get a great employee discount where I am now the manager and can supersize without even thinking about it.

So there.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 09:48 AM

I thought about going to Missouri, but I declared for the NBA. I went undrafted and so I committed seppuku.
Posted by: rockchalk6

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 10:46 AM

His son must be flunking math also. I'll kick the sh#! out of him and his sons friends right after I finish lunch with Oprah and Steadman!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 11:35 AM

I got arrested for robbing a bank with all my surfer friends. We were called The Ex Presidents, because we wore masks of Presidents past. Anyways, John Law finally caught up with me, 60 years to Life imprisonment, but I took a plea bargin and they just sent me to KU instead.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 01:49 PM

chicknbut Quote: "So by the time I was a junior, I made my decision. It would be Missouri. And I haven't regretted this decision yet.So now I can walk into Gibson's with my head held high, look at the menu, and walk right back out (too expensive). But I get a great employee discount where I am now the manager and can supersize without even thinking about it."

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Not to mention you get to work with cutting edge, state-of-the-art food manufacturing technology which, only a few years ago, you would have had to join the Army to get training on*. I hear the nano-burger certificate program at MU is a respected credential and is the envy of many other peer institutions from DeVry to Wright Business School to the CR Johnson Truck Driving School (whose basketball team, by the way, is more than a match for your Missouri Tigers).

The confidence and assertiveness to walk right into, and then out of, Gibson's like that is no doubt derivative of the self esteem you have garnered from your enviable station in life. YOU are the man, chickn! By the way, when you're done mopping the floor over there, can I get a refill?




* I believe this to be the first ever use of a footnote on this message board, on the basketball board at least. I just wanted to point out that KU is where I learned to end sentences with prepositions at. It a pretty good school to go to. You know, considering Missouri is a school not everyone can get into.**


** too much, right? I knew it! Damn.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 02:43 PM

Quote:
And interesting sidenote, I scored 1600 on the ACT in kindergarten (went to school with Pee Wee, he's still there.
Considering the max score is 36, I guess you took it 38.9 times.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 02:50 PM


That's what you say, Mr. 10 mm smartypants.

I said 1600. I meant 1600. Doesn't matter how many times you take it.
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 02:51 PM

Ex....Presidents? Really? Which ones? I think I might have graduated with some of them.....

Who's John Law?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 02:52 PM

Quote:
Mr. 10 mm smartypants.
I don't think I particularly care to make that conversion.
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 02:53 PM

DAMNIT! I now have 12 posts (including this one....HEY...I can add!) If I'm not careful I'm gonna be a freakin' [censored] a$$ geek like all of you with your thousands of posts!
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 02:54 PM


... freakin' [censored] a$$ geek like all of you with your thousands of posts

Obviously a well-educated one as well.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 02:54 PM

Quote:
DAMNIT! I now have 12 posts (including this one....HEY...I can add!) If I'm not careful I'm gonna be a freakin' [censored] a$$ geek like all of you with your thousands of posts!
Too late, freakin' [censored] a$$ geek.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 02:55 PM

Chkn, do you smell liver?
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 02:57 PM

Damnit! Well, well, I'm bigger than you! I can kick yer' a$$! Let's go punk! Don't push me man! You don't want any of this!
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 03:01 PM


Actually, it smells more like...soup?
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 03:05 PM

I'm gonna make me some Chiknbut Soup in a minute! I mean it man! You don't know how bad a$$ I am! Betta' watch yo' self!
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 03:06 PM


Is there a high school holiday today? What's going on?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 03:20 PM

John Law is the fuzz. i could have said Johnny Utah, and it would work too.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 04:07 PM

I think Aqua is doing his best ChiHawk impression.
I don't think he's being serious.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 04:26 PM


Of course he's not being serious. I think we all figured that out awhile ago.

Problem is, he's also not being funny either.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 06:07 PM

Maybe you could forget about it, I hear its his rookie year on the Stand Up Circuit.
Posted by: puddy

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 06:22 PM

puddy loves thefacebook. it isa stalker's dream. puddy facebooked sean may yesterday...LOL
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 08:15 PM

Some celebrities have real profiles, though. Rivers Cuomo has one. I'm his facebook friend. He seemingly doesn't accept friends from other colleges, though.
Posted by: puddy

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 08:18 PM

I wonder what Galindo will do with his facebook profile? LOL
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/06/05 08:43 PM

You can delete it, or keep it. Keeping a facebook profile is cool because then you have access to different schools.
Posted by: TubbySmith

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/07/05 05:17 PM

I was talking KU BB with some guy a few weeks back in Indianapolis. Guy kept bugging me so I talked to him so he would leave me alone! As head coach at Kentucky, I expect to be a public figure, but sheesh! I was minding my own business in the hotel bar at the Omni watching a tourney game (Creighton I think) when I sense there is someone hovering over my shoulder, breathing bad nasty havent-brushed-the teeth breath on me-- disgusting! He leans in and starts talking to me-- I ignore him. This goes on twenty minutes. Then he says "I cant believe he made that shot" even though it was a routine lay-up. A really dumb remark. But I can see that he'll never go away until I make nice with him, so I turn around and say, "Yeah, that was a nice shot". Well I was wrong--he wouldnt go away! Kept talking and talking and talking, bragging about people he knows and who he's played golf with and how much money he has. Said his nickname was Chicago Hawk, whatever that means. Finally I say, "look, I have to go back to the room and work on game plans. Nice talking to you". Then he goes ape! First he says he will buy me 10 times over, then says he will kick my ass!!! Said his friends on the North-South-West-Easterly side of Chicago where he lives will break me in two! Says when he graduated high school in 1988, and when he graduated the second time in 1994, he was the baddest guy there, next to Jack Johnson the boxer.

In short, it was a really unconfortable meeting. The guy is psycho or something. If you see him, can you please aski him to quit calling me and driving by my house at 2 AM?
Thanks
Tubby
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/07/05 05:23 PM

5 stars for Tubby!!
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/07/05 05:28 PM

i hope im on this board 10 years from now and this thread it still going.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/07/05 08:55 PM


Tubby, welcome to the board. You started with a classic!
Posted by: paducahawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/07/05 09:33 PM

Hey BG, you're baby will be 9 then and he/she could be caddying for MJ by then. . .
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/07/05 09:47 PM

yeah MJ would be ok, but im hoping for more for my kid. you know maybe someone even bigger more famous, im hoping that my kid can be the caddy for Chicagohawk. then i would know my kid made the bigtime.
Posted by: paducahawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/07/05 09:51 PM

Your kid may be older than ChiHawk by then, according to him at least. This thread has come at a good time with the early exit of the Hawks. I hope someone keeps it going through football season too.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/07/05 09:53 PM

this thread might be going when my kid is caddying Chihawk.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 08:57 AM

Tubby... you should have had the kid tossed. He wasnt even staying at the Omni, cause the big shot one stays at "a hole in the wall Ramada" when jet setting the country. I would have called security, and asked why such a cut-throat maniac was doing in another hotel bothering such a nice man.
Posted by: FIGHTINGILLINI

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 09:56 AM

You guys are weak. Leave the poor guy alone. Hawklin, get back to work, table 15 needs more sweet tea.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 10:08 AM

I don't think I've ever told anyone in here about me being best buds with Wilt back in the fifties. When he came to KU
he didn't know anyone and was actually something of a geek. Aside from the fact that he could look down on the campanile he also chose to wear this little old blue and red freshman beanie, which looked like a homulka on a yeti!Anyway we both had the same biology lab on sat. morning and thus developed a friendship. In fact if it weren't for me I suspect he would have left and returned to Philadelphia. I was able to introduce him to another buddy of mine Ernie Shelby (a broadjumper)who knew all the cool black guys on campus. Eventually Ernie talked the dipper into joining their fraternity and at Wilt's insistence asked me to become the first white guy in the country to break the color barrier for that particular organization. I declined for a number of reasons but mostly because I did not want to draw attention to myself. I was also quite busy in my own pursuits. As a freshman I was studying macular cell degeneration in madagascar lemurs and carrying 20 hours of quantum mechanics. In addition to all of this the Chancellor (Franklin Murphy) wanted me to sit on a sub-committee to explore the possibility of awarding sports scholarships to females! I drew the line there! I told Frank to stick that idea where the sun don't shine! Anyway, I've got to go now I have a 11:30 tee time at the masters. If any one of you doubts any of this just give my good friend Wilt a call. I talked to him for about 2 hours yesterday! Rock Chalk!!!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 10:28 AM

I work in a Chinesse Restaurant now? Funny, what am I doing at work at 8am at a Restaurant now? I doubt its sweet tea you are looking for.... I think thats a bitter taste in your mouth chump. Still Rock Chalk messageboards for the Big 10 champ.
Posted by: FIGHTINGILLINI

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 10:39 AM

"chinesse", can you please clarify??
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 10:48 AM

Chinese... Im so sorry that the SSSSS put 2 down. What other restaurant is serving the many varieties of teas you are seeking. What restaurant gives their server a computer to carry table to table as they have to deal with an Illini fan with a 4th grade mentality? What are you doing today? Oh, stroking it on the Kansas messageboard. Going to get on this bandwagon now yours has a flat?
Posted by: FIGHTINGILLINI

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 10:52 AM

only one variety of sweet tea i know, and your restaurant, ESPN Zone, where you work, proudly, as i am sure you parents are, serve this variety. Hey, does your restaurant, place of employment have wireless access for its customers?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 10:58 AM

Ok, your right. I am a server at the ESPN Zone. Now what do you have to say? What is your next plan of attack, if that is in fact an attack considering that if I was, I would still be a bigger winner than you.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 10:59 AM

What time does the Zone open up Ryan Blackwell? You seem to have alot of answers, and its right there on ESPN.COM.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 10:59 AM

Do they really have sweet tea? I lived there for a year and a half without realizing this?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 11:01 AM

Beats me, but what type of nancy boy goes there, watches the Illini, and has a sweet tea? I am a tea drinker... but Ive only heard of black, green, or Ice tea served at restraunts.... and I should know, cause apparantly Im on my rookie season of serving.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 11:23 AM

I love the time you take when you have nothing else to say FightingIllini. Its sad, cause we all like to hear from you... but it seems you came and went just like your team. Hopefully we'll never see you again, like the 100,000 orange shirts.
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 11:57 AM

Hawklin you are so mean. You hurt my feelings and now you are stoppin' all over little Illini.....why you gotta be such a hater? Do you need a hug man?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 11:59 AM

Now what did I do to Aquaman?
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 12:02 PM

Notin'....just pullin' yer' chain man.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 12:06 PM

Figured, but you didnt call me any names, or make up jobs for me. And I only take hugs when there are cushions up front... And I do count man boobs FightingIllini.
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 12:11 PM

Well, I mean that fact that you work at ESPN zone is sweet. I mean really, what more can you ask for, you get paid to watch sports and serve people booze?! You give me free beer next time I'm in Chicago visiting one of my buddies? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 12:15 PM

Quote:
only one variety of sweet tea i know, and your restaurant, ESPN Zone, where you work, proudly, as i am sure you parents are, serve this variety. Hey, does your restaurant, place of employment have wireless access for its customers?
Did you have a bad week, FelchinIllini? Care to tell us about it?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 12:22 PM

Hes been Felchin...? That explains the tea. Needs to loosen up the throat from all the stickiness. I bet you can hardly breath. Let me go see if we have that sweet tea brewed up for you yet. I didnt know thats where your supposed to turn when you get bumped off the bandwagon, but it sure explains alot.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 01:17 PM

The felcher must be from the south. That's the only place I hear them ask for sweet tea. The damn stuff is best described as tea flavored kool-aid it has so much sugar in it.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 01:20 PM

I grew up in the south. My father still makes sweet tea. I found a sandwich shop on Broadway that offers sweet tea. Slammer's.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 01:34 PM

Fine, someone said I should have this here instead of there:

One time, I was not even drunk, I went to this basketball player's house, right? Roy was taking it easy that year, so he let me go on some recruiting trips. Well, this one was supposed to be for one of the best high school players. So I go in, and I start talking to this African American guy, maybe 5'10", basically a taller version of Spud Webb who can't jump. I'm obviously pissed, why is Roy recruiting this guy?

Then this other guy shows up, and he's really tall. I'm like, WTF, Jeff Carey showed up here? Then, he's like, "You're the guy from KU?"

I'm like, "Yeah, but you're white? I thought you were supposed to be good?"

He looks at me weird.

I'm like, "Who's that guy?" pointing at Spud Webb.

He's like, "His name is Spud. He's my butler."

I stare at him. "Butler? Who do you think you are? Some kind of a Dukie? We're real in Lawrence. We fought against slavery, you know. We were burned for it, too."

He's like, "He's not my slave."

I'm like, "He's your daddy's slave, then."

So, all of a sudden, he shuts the door on me and screams, "Get your Asian hick-ass out of here, chink, and are those Adidas on your feet?"

I left, feeling kind of bad. I heard he went to Dook. I think his name was Shavlik Randolph. He's turned out to be a great player, hasn't he? Everyone's saying he will be first pick in this draft.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 03:54 PM

I was once in my rookie season of being a butler, but it was for Roy.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/08/05 04:20 PM

I gave up last three years of eligibility to be a butler.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/09/05 11:23 PM

Alot more fon than lifestyle thread.
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/09/05 11:26 PM

that bad boy just imploded...

Where's ChicagoHawk to provide comedic relief?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/09/05 11:33 PM

Havent heard from him for a few days. He kept attacking anything I posted, so I told him that if he did it again, I would bring this post back. He did it again, so up came this post, and he disappeared. Sucks... he was going to give me directions to his house in Flossmore, so I could meet his parents.
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/09/05 11:37 PM

LMAO... meet his parents ...that's some funny stuff.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 01:23 PM

This thread must not die.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 01:25 PM

Tubby stopped me and asked for directions to the Lied Center last night. He was going to the awards banquet and wanted to get there early because he heard it would be crowded.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 01:29 PM

I must've run into him right after you. He was so upset with not being able to find it that we decided to head over to Alvamar and hit a bucket of balls. I carried his clubs from the car...of course.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 01:30 PM

Wow, I thought he threw the first pitch at Fenway and hit Sheffield.
Posted by: tigerssuk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 01:31 PM

This thread keeps me busy on my off days
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 01:31 PM

I heard Bartman moved to England after his fiasco in the playoffs. I didn't know he relocated to Boston.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 01:38 PM

You know, my parents used to do Audrey Hepburn's hair.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 01:38 PM

keep it up...this will beat out the Psych thread on the politics board!
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 01:47 PM

I told him to turn at the bottom of the hill. He must have just kept going though. Of course we were both distracted by Roy passing by waving the NC Trophy out of the window of his car.

Tubby commented on how big an @ss Roy was being and mumbled something about acting like you'd been there before.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 02:04 PM

I act like I've been there before, and I don't even know where there is. Stupid Roy.
Posted by: bigurb

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/15/05 04:25 PM

I played golf with MJ the other day. He jumped from the tee off line and slammed it home, hole in one!
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/15/05 04:40 PM

I apologize for not showing up as agreed.
I was almost there when I remembered that I brought my tennis racquets instead of clubs! By the time I came all the way back to the ranch it was too late.
Just as well, though. The former President was waiting for me when I arrived.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/15/05 05:31 PM

I know you guys won't believe this but it actually happened! When I was a freshman at Ku my student advisor called me for a meeting about my progress. I dutifully showed up though I knew I couldn't be in trouble because my grades were frankly outstanding. When I got there he asked why I hadn't been attending the lectures for Quantum Physics 230. I said I had no idea what he was talking about, and that I'd never heard of quantum anything, let alone enrolled in it!He gave that "over the glasses " look and said, "you know' I didn't reach this lofty plane by being taken in by smart ass freshmen. You will have to take the final next week and the grade will go on your record." I tried to protest but he got up and left his desk and went down the hall of Strong Hall! Well hell I thought, he's supposed to be my "guide" it's for sure no one else is gonna help me and what's three hours of F in the exciting life ahead? So I located the class in Snow Hall and showed up for the final. Turns out the final was a two hour essay on "could a paralell universe exist within a paralell universe and why"?. Well don't you know that I was the only one who got an A on that test and I never attended a lecture!!! Is that a hoot or what? And you know what is even stranger--- I don't even know how to spell paralell!!!!
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 05:45 PM

Did you play golf with Michael Jordan inside your parallel universe?
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 09:57 PM

Actually Michael refuses to play me after I went public about how much he's lost to me. What a wuss! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/15/05 10:23 PM


I love that this thread won't die.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/16/05 08:57 AM

There I was getting busy with Liz Hurley when there's a knock at the door. Damn! It's Nicole Kidman with Diane Neal and half-gallon of Knob Creek. There wanting a threesome. Talk about a sticky situation!
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/16/05 09:00 AM

You know, if you start at the beginning of this thread and page down real quick, the avatars make a great cartoon.

Good acid!
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/16/05 09:02 AM

Quote:
You know, my parents used to do Audrey Hepburn's hair.
Big deal. My dad used to do Audrey Hepburn.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/16/05 11:05 AM

Quote:
Quote:
You know, my parents used to do Audrey Hepburn's hair.
Big deal. My dad used to do Audrey Hepburn.

<img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Are you the long lost love child that I've heard about? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/16/05 12:10 PM

Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
You know, my parents used to do Audrey Hepburn's hair.
Big deal. My dad used to do Audrey Hepburn.

<img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> Are you the long lost love child that I've heard about? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
No, that would be my half-sister, Wynona Ryder.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 05:47 PM

My friends mom used to bone Gary Busey at Emporia State.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 06:08 PM

I sat next to Juan Samuel's wife at the Royals game.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 06:43 PM

Which game? And Im actually serious about the Busey thread.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 06:51 PM

It wasn't this year. Juan's wife is from DeSoto and they still live there. He's the third base coach for Detroit. Lima plays the course I used to work at. When he was with the Tigers he'd give me tickets if I'd call a limo for him.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 06:53 PM

Only asked cause I took a trip to KC this weekend to take in some Royals baseball.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:02 PM

Juan Valdez lives in my closet with his donkey and makes me coffee every morning. That closet stinks.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:03 PM

I used to grow coffee in my closet too, but Juan was never around. Now I know why.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:05 PM

Yeah, I keep him on a pretty tight leash. Him and the donkey. One time he got into a bottle of Jack I had stashed in the closet. I tell you what, if you've never heard a drunk Juan Valdez yelling "Ole! Ole! Andale, andale!" while smacking his donkey on the ass in a tiny closet, you've never lived.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:13 PM

I would think Valdez appreciates 'alternitive' coffee as well.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:14 PM

He is from Columbia. A stimulant is a stimulant. It's gonna be hard for him to get that stuff from my closet though. I don't know where he gets the coffee. Maybe it's a magic donkey?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:16 PM

Like the Kona Coffee the Jayhawks and I will be sipping on?
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:45 PM

Back in college I used to grow some stuff in my closet also. Wasn't coffee.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:47 PM

Was it Kentucky Bluegrass? I know that Mike J likes a nice soft rough to play from.
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:48 PM

It was grass. Wasn't blue though.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:49 PM

I saw some purple and orange grass down in Negril.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:51 PM

Shouldnt be, unless you are letting it get under 65 degrees during 12 OFF hours.
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:55 PM

You're killing me.
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:56 PM

Quote:
Juan Valdez lives in my closet with his donkey and makes me coffee every morning. That closet stinks.


are you sure that he is using "fresh" grounds for the coffee?

Quote:
Like the Kona Coffee the Jayhawks and I will be sipping on?


ummmmmm....kona coffee

might have to get me some maui potato chips too

and some maui chocloate chip cookies
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 07:58 PM

With or without mac nuts? I actually dont think you have a choice there.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 08:00 PM

Most people believe if its purple or blue its awesome... Only the case in certain strands, mostly means problems.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/18/05 08:42 PM

What is the record for a post? If ChiHawk came back, this thread would double in an hour.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/19/05 09:53 AM


Sounds like somebody got into the bongwater.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/19/05 10:37 AM

ChicagoHawk came back for a post the other day. I think it was the Duhon one.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 10:41 AM

Quote:

Sounds like somebody got into the bongwater.


Let get this straight.

Hawklin and Tubby shared some bongwater?
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 10:54 AM

Incredible. What a load of fun this thread is.
This looks to be heading for exalted record status.

My ponies are complaing that their grass isn't growing satisfactorily either. Would it help to sprinkle coffee on the grounds?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 11:24 AM

I was talking to Tubby at the bar, and this horrible odor was coming from his direction. He asked me if I wanted a sip of his "water" on the rocks. Since most celebs know what a big shot I am in the area, I accepted his offer.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 11:28 AM


Let me guess. Was it, perhaps, a bit "smokey" tasting?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 11:33 AM

This thread is a cockroach, it could survive a nuclear holocaust.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 12:31 PM

It could probably survive Tubby himself
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 01:00 PM

I'm having some difficulty differentiating between smoke, vapor trails, and just plain hot air.
Is there a difference?

Is this the "fittest" thread...(survival of the fittest)?
What could poosibly happen to keep this thread's entertainment value at a level allowing it's survival to 30 pages?
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 01:05 PM

Well, if Psych would have posted on this thread we would have had to wade through five pages all about him. I'm sure something will pop up. Maybe it's time to bait the hooks and go fishing again.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 01:06 PM

Quote:
What could poosibly happen to keep this thread's entertainment value at a level allowing it's survival to 30 pages?


More tales of Rmans encounters with Liz would be a starter.
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 01:08 PM

If your looking for some controversy to spark a debate, that shouldn't be a problem. Take me about two seconds to come up with something to get it started.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 01:44 PM

I want to hear more about the magic-coffee-bean-crapping donkey in the closet. That in itself is a fascinating subject worthy of a page or two. I have this mental image of a magic jackass crouching, straining over an espresso machine amid a tumbling jumble of coats, gloves, a vacuum cleaner, and a passed-out Columbian dude. The product is steaming as the magic donkey's lips tremble and sweat drips form his forehead...

I love this thread.
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 01:46 PM

passed-out Columbian dude ???

Ole boy's trembling in the corner from sipping too much of that juice...
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 01:53 PM

Well, I just love magic donkey crap. Who doesn't?
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 02:40 PM

That's no donkey, that's a noble steed!!

Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 02:48 PM

"What could poosibly happen to keep this thread's entertainment value at a level allowing it's survival to 30 pages? "

I would say just a single "beat you up wimp" threat from Chi or Phych could easily keep me laughing 10 more pages. Even antics from Pants or Ill could really stoke the ashes. Or just re-reading some of the first 5 pages can spark some new discussions.... pure good hearted comedy back there.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 02:49 PM


I bet there's some wicked peyote on the bottom of that closet.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 03:06 PM

Guess Who's back but only for one quick post. I'm flying out to Augusta to play the back 9 with Tiger so I have to make it quick. Just wanted to say your welcome for all the entertainment I have have provided. Its kind of interesting to see how many people find my life that interesting. With my Bulls making the playoffs and my White Sox Whoopin ass, its hard for me to follow up on the Hawks because frankly I am just to busy. With that said I know how you like a good old fashioned debate so I'll comment on one thing that has nothing to do with this thread. It has to do with Julian Wright. I also live in Chicago Heights now (where i'm from), but not anywhere near Wright (not sure what street he lives on). As stated, I have seen this guy play many times this year and last year since we went to the same high school. And with that said many of you think he's the second coming of Christ. I can't elaborate too much on this due to time but you all will be greatly disappointed. He will be OK at best. Probably the biggest disappointment since Kenny Gregory. Mark My Words. And, this is coming from a guy who would like to see him succeed more than anyone. So enjoy the off season and our overhyped recruiting class and you can now refer to me as the Source because I guarantee the above. I'm not trying to bash the guy but have seen him ineffective in high school games several times this year and last, and although he looks good in All Star Games where noone plays D that doesn't fool me. Everyone in the Chi knows the same things as me so its nothing new. Thanks and enjoy the offseason, I have some golf to go play. Have fun replying to this for the next month.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 03:16 PM

What? No comments about the drunk Columbian and the coffee-crapping donkey in my closet?!?
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 03:32 PM

Just to let you know they only keep Augusta open two weeks after the Masters. Hope you get there in time.
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 03:43 PM

I was just thinking that. Man that course gets beat up in a hurry. Oh well, when I play there I go by winter rules so that way I won't get stuck in a big divot, because I always fly my ball to where the pros do.

I have to go now, that chic from friends needs cheering up again. Funny, I the only thing that makes her feel better since Brad left. Well I guess Ashley Judd made her smile a few times.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 03:50 PM


I love how ChicagoHawk is attempting to turn the beat-down he received at the start of this thread into providing "entertainment" for the rest of us. As if it was all a part of ChicagoHawk's master plan. There's a difference between being in-on-the-joke and being the brunt of the joke.

Now that's funny.

As for Julian Wright, count me as one Chicagoan (one of many, I'm sure) who believes he will be an exceptional addition to KU ball. ChiHawk says he saw his as "ineffective" in high school. Keep in mind that was a system that asked him to play mostly zone defense and do everything from bring the ball up and hit threes to crash the boards.

The guy will play and play well. He might be Kenny Gregory as a freshman. But give him time. This guy has skills.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 03:55 PM

I believe you meant "skillz". <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 04:34 PM

Alright everybody, sing along now!

This is the thread that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friends.
Chicago started bragging, not knowing what it was,
and we'll continue bashing him forever just because,
This is the thread that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friends.
Chicago started bragging, not knowing what it was,
and we'll continue bashing him forever just because,
This is the thread that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friends.
Chicago started bragging, not knowing what it was,
and we'll continue bashing him forever just because,
This is the thread that never ends.
It just goes on and on my friends.
Chicago started bragging, not knowing what it was,
and we'll continue bashing him forever just because...
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 06:48 PM

You look like your 13. Did you actually wear a visor and a tight necklace. You must be from Kansas. Sweet outfit dude. You remind of the kind of kid who use to get his lunch money taken in High School.
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 06:52 PM

Hmmm...you remind us of the kind of kid who didn't make it out of highschool.
Posted by: ChicagoHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 06:56 PM

Yeah, thats true. Thats why I went to Kansas. You were probably just the same. People go to Kansas because they can't go anywhere else. Remember, they accept everyone. Unless your from Kansas, then you go to Kansas to get out of the white trash small town that your from to go to a bigger white trash town. Lawrence is cool and all for 4 years when your in college.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 10:47 PM


And you got out of Chicago Heights because...
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 10:49 PM

Because lowly Kansas is the only school he could get into. In other words he couldn't afford the schools in Illinois.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 10:59 PM

I'm sure Chi had a free ride to his choice of schools.
Except Kansas. He got lost when he rode across Kansas cause there weren't tall buildings with numbers on them every block. I bet he ended up in Misery...one way or the other.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 11:03 PM

My hometown in Kansas:

Economics
Household Average Size: 2.47 people
Median Household Income: $ 62,116
Median Value of Homes: $ 160,900


Your home town in Illinois:

Economics
Household Average Size: 2.46 people
Median Household Income: $ 39,639
Median Value of Homes: $ 93,000

Now, tell me again, who's white trash?
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/20/05 11:49 PM

I had a full scholarship to Duke which I turned down.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 07:47 AM

Quote:
I had a full scholarship to Duke which I turned down.


I about puked when I was offered a full scholarship. That's the same thing, right!
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 07:52 AM

Let's see. I was accepted at:
Notre Dame
Stanford
Duke
USC
UCLA

...and I went to Kansas. Proud of it.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 07:54 AM

I broke my mamma's heart and turned down an appointment to West Point. I think I got you shep.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 08:15 AM

I thought seriously about West Point but never applied. My cousin graduated from there a couple years before I was a senior in highschool. He's a Major in the Army now.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 08:18 AM

I knew there was no way I'd want to sign up for the additional time after graduation. Now I wish I had because I'd be about 4 years away from drawing a full military pension and still young enough to get a job in the real world, or just enjoy life in general. Damn thinking of the 18 year-old mind.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 08:38 AM

We're gonna bring this thread to a screeching halt if we keep this up, Hail. Have you heard about my drunken Columbian and his magic donkey?
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 08:41 AM

Is that the one that craps out the most amazing coffee beans ever?

Or is that the one that the ass that grows the grass?
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 08:50 AM

The former.

Did I tell you about the time I beat Michael Phelps in a swim meet? Or about the time I outran Maurice Green? I also beat up Royce Gracie in the octagon.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 08:50 AM

Hey did I ever tell you about the time I met Tim Conway?

My brother and I were stuck at O'Hare on our way back to Pennsylvania over Christmas break. We got delayed because of a snow storm so we were busy people watching and making comments about people's apparell (sp?). I made the mistake of commenting a little too loudly about Mr. Conway's brown and white saddle shoes and he heard what I said. He was real cool about it, but made me feel like I was about 2 feet tall before having us in stitches with his series of one-liners. He even asked for comments on other people as they passed. The whole thing probably on lasted about 5 minutes, but made the rest of our delay a little more tolerable.

Now about that magic donkey........

He doesn't know Liz Hurley does he?
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 08:53 AM

Actually, Liz has been known to come by for some of the coffee that the drunken Columbian makes in the mornings, which is great because she loves the morning sex. She says she just can't get quality grounds like that over in England.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 08:59 AM

Quote:
Did I tell you about the time I beat Michael Phelps in a swim meet? Or about the time I outran Maurice Green?
That was part of the handicapped triathalon you competed in wasn't it. As I recall if Tyler Hamilton hadn't been blood doping you would have won that thing rather handily.

Quote:
I also beat up Royce Gracie in the octagon.


That's not real fighting though. None of those guys could hang with the Nature Boy, woooooooooooo!!
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 10:30 AM

Quote:
Let's see. I was accepted at:
Notre Dame
Stanford
Duke
USC
UCLA

...and I went to Kansas. Proud of it.


Stanford rejected me. I didn't apply to the other schools on your list besides Duke.

I actually supplied steroids to Tim Montgomery and made it clear to him that if he didn't break world records, he could have his money back. His wife Marion Jones then wanted some, and their kid is now on steroids and broke the 100-ft crawl in under-18 world-record 12.89 seconds!
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 10:48 AM

BTW banana---you're almost to 1000 posts. Ever consider changing your new moniker to Tuby Smith?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 10:58 AM

I cant figure out why he wouldn't respond...? Hilarious. A tad bit of ethnocentrism in the Chicago burbs / rolling mansions in Flossmoore. I've made this point before, his town of high class socialites in around 9,000 in population, roughly the same as Dodge, or other "trash" Kansas towns. Huge place. Must be why you had to move back. See, i told you guys a ChiThread would jumpstart the thread.

Oh, and my parents sent me to Hawaii for a taste of discipline once.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 10:59 AM

Quote:

You look like your 13.


Thanks for the compliment. I'm actually 23 but I've been using a skin cream thats supposed to take ten years off so I guess it must be working.

[/quote] Did you actually wear a visor and a tight necklace. You must be from Kansas. Sweet outfit dude. [/quote]

I'm glad you like my outfit and especially glad you commented on the necklace I was wearing in that pic. It's actually made out of teeth from all the people I beat up after they insulted me on a message board.

[/quote] You remind of the kind of kid who use to get his lunch money taken in High School. [/quote]

That's cool that I remind you of yourself, but I'll never be as rich, important, and cool as you ChicagoCock. Maybe you could come to my house on give me lessons on how to be a grand master douche-bag like yourself.
Oops, sorry I have to go for now. Mike Jordan and I have a tee time set. Were playing a 2 man scramble vs. Madonna and Osama Bin Laden.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 11:15 AM


Ease on up on ChiHawk, people. Chicago HEIGHTS is nice. It's a short drive from some of the south suburbs' other garden spots like Harvey, Calumet City, Markham and Country Club Hills.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 11:19 AM

Tell Madonna to quit calling me. I don't want to have to get a restraining order put in place, but I've had enough of her crying on the other end of the line. I keep telling her that she's the one who chose Guy over me. Just because she made a mistake doesn't mean I'm gonna bail her out.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 11:51 AM

Yeah, I'm getting close to retiring my name. It's to another 80s band, though.
Posted by: horton_hombre

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 11:56 AM

Hey, I played on the high-school golf team with a guy who attended a senior event in Kansas City around 1990 and was schmoozing with Al Geiberger in the parking lot after the round. Geiberger gave him a ride in his Caddy. And Geiberger shot 59 once on the regular tour.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 12:01 PM

Hail is HOT today!
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 12:04 PM


The guys in my car club used to call me cruiser. Cuz I liked fast cars and fast women.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 12:09 PM

I used to prefer fast women and parked cars.

I decided to get a fast car after some of their folks met me. Ha.
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 12:11 PM

I'm curious...when y'all hit "show all" on this post, how long does it take your computer to load it all up? I have wireless DSL at home, and last night, the entire thread took just shy of a minute. Quicker connection at work..."only" takes 15 seconds.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 12:35 PM

Amazing. I just went up to Hy Vee to get a sandwich for lunch. As I was ordering Anna Kournikova walked by and purchased some bottled water. She's in town doing something at Bernstein Rein, but is heading to Chicago tonight. I told her to hop a limo to Rush and Division and look for ChicagoHawk. He might be in Tavern having pre dinner cocktails or he may already be seated next to Lebron James in the bar. I am not sure. Keep an eye out for her Chi.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 12:38 PM


At last report, ChiHawk was at the Whiskey Bar comforting Jennifer Aniston. If Anna needs directions, it's easy. Go to Chicago, get off the plane and look for the guy holding the "rich ass" sign at the gate.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 12:55 PM

Hey hail, I'm out on the course now (MJ has a laptop built in his cart) but unfortunately I can't give your message to Madonna. She had to cancel on us due to a bad case of diarrhea. I thought we were going to go without a fourth but luckily President Bush had just walked in so we asked him to join us.
He was a little hesitant to partner up with Osama but finally he said "F#ck it, how many chances am I going to get to play golf with Michael Jordan, THE kansasnation, and Osama bin Laden".
I'll keep you guys posted on how it goes. We haven't even got to the first tee yet and W. is half drunk and Osama is smoking a fatty. Should be interesting.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 01:46 PM

If I'm not mistaken Jensen Anna was looking for me. Thanks for sending her on a wild goose chase. We only have til 6:45 before she has to catch a plane!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: rockchalk6

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/21/05 06:03 PM

Sorry bad. It looks like Anna will be at the sox game with some tough guy instead. If you are interested in finding her they will probably be hitting some of the swanky joints on the southside after the game. Look for the guy with the Tubby Smith autographed blue leather jacket on standing next to Frank Thomas.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/22/05 07:59 AM

nation I trust you and MJ kicked W and Bin Laden's arse yesterday. I don't know about W but Osama probably wouldn't have cared either way after finishing off the fatty. Is it true that he welches on his bets like MJ? It never ceases to amaze me how the rich guys are always the ones that walk away without paying off. That's one reason why I never play against Chi anymore. That and the guy just can't handle his alcohol. He's a nasty drunk.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/22/05 09:53 AM

I played a round with MJ yesterday. It was a little cool, but fortunately I had the good sense to rent a magic-coffee-bean crapping donkey upon which I strapped my clubs, and was able to whip up a delicious hot cup of INCREDIBLE coffee (the colors...the swirls... wow man) My caddie Juan Valdez kept handing me the wrong clubs, and falling down in a comatose heap every other hole. I am beginning to think he has never caddied before, but MJ vouched for him, so I wasn't gonna say anything. MJ needs me to be his friend, and Juan needs the job....what can I say, I am a great human being.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/22/05 10:02 AM

So was this after kansasnation played a round with MJ, W, and Bin Laden or are you actually W or Osama?
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/22/05 10:24 AM


It doesn't surprise me that Jaun and the donkey have taken up golf. Jaun beat his ass up and down the mountain carrying those worthless beans. Finally the donkey got Jaun started on makin's for "the real thing" growing along the trail. That's when the donkey turned into a "rich get richer" turncoat.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/22/05 10:39 AM

It was, um, well... oh crap. Give me ten minutes, I can come up with something plausible.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/22/05 10:43 AM

How'd you get Juan and the donkey out of my closet?
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/22/05 10:45 AM

By posing as a member of the SPCA and an INS agent. You should really shovel that thing out now and then. It is hardly fit for Juan Valdez, let alone the donkey.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/22/05 12:18 PM

Gotcha. I would shovel it out, but that's Juan's job. Unfortunately, he's usually too drunk to realize what he's living in. When he's not schnockered, he's busy making coffee. I just put some air fresheners around the door, and you hardly notice an odor. That magic donkey is remarkably stink-free.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/22/05 12:30 PM

Hey hail, MJ and I totally dominated Osama and George W. and we won the bet, however W. and Osama haven't paid up yet. The agreement was that if MJ and I won, Osama would give us each 5,000 gallons of oil and 6 anti-aircraft rockets while W. would make sure we never had to pay taxes again.
If MJ and I lost, we would have to wax Osama's bikini area and buy W. his own moped. Apparently W. always wanted a moped.

Early on it was clear that MJ and I would be winning our bet.
Turns out Osama has a nasty duck hook and W. was so drunk he slept through the last 5 holes. Osama really suprised me with his temper though, especially since he was so stoned the entire time. Everytime he missed a putt he'd yell "Jihad!" and break the flagstick. What an a$$hole.
At one point Osama hit into a green-side bunker. Before taking his shot he said "You call this a bunker? In Afghanistan I have much bigger and better bunkers! I scoff at your pathetic little American sand bunkers". Six shots and three broken rakes later Osama had a new found respect for Amercian bunkers.

After the round Mike and I and wanted to collect our winnings. Good old W. refused to pay up saying that we must have "misunder-tabulated" the scores and that we were using "fuzzy math".
Osama came through on the oil, but I still haven't got my anti-aircraft rockets. He offered to give me 3 camels and a pound of his finest Afghani cheeba, but I had to refuse because I really need those rockets. I still have a score to settle with that [censored] Santa.
But that's another story...
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/22/05 12:44 PM

You better not mess with santa. The dude knows people who knows people. All he has to do is say the word and your a grease spot. You better watch out, my be a cute line from a cute song, but they mean it.

Besides ChiHawk and I designed santa's sleigh to be invisible to radar, and has air to surface missles to knock out AAAs. How do you think he gets acrossed China every year?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/23/05 10:33 AM

CPR, folks. Don't let this thread die.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/23/05 11:38 AM

I am feeling particularly bored today. If I knew exactly where Chicagohawk is hanging out these days I have a mind to jog up there and kick his A$$, take in the sights, maybe go to a cubs game and jog back. If I see any other celebrities along the way I"d kick their a$$es too! Stay out of my way Iowaboy!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/23/05 03:26 PM

I know where he is... Judging from his last post he has jumped on the White Sox bandwagon with the rest of the city. Quote "Im laying in my parents basement watching "MY SOX" game. So just go to the Cell, look for the guy signing all the autographs, or kicking all the ass.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/23/05 04:12 PM

Thanks Hawklin----but it's too late to do it today. I've got a date with a high school cheer leader tonight. She says she's 18, but I doubt it! She thinks I look like her "grampums" ??????? I'll take care of Chihawk later! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/23/05 04:15 PM

He said its his team, so my guess is that he is traveling with them... Maybe you could bring your date to the K tonight, and show her how you handle yourself, and ChiDawg.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/23/05 06:34 PM

I heard ChicagoHawk was once at Park Ranger at Overland Park. He wrestled a grizzly there and kilt it with his bar hands. As a youth he was a farmer and worked on the Pepperidge Farm, where he invented fru-fru overpriced cookies; and later was a dude at Hidden Valley Ranch. He quit because of the dressing code. After white-water rafting a year or so on the Los Angeles River, he was named Vice-President of the airline Air Jordan. Unfortunately he didnt realize that is in the Middle East and not Chicago. A later archeological hobby resulted in the startling discovery that Lincoln is buried in Grant's Tomb, and also that Abraham Lincoln apparently slept around, based on CHiHawk's reading of signs at inns and homes across the US. His next project will be to see where Grant is buried; he already has a six-figure book deal, and with his assed (oops, I mean AMassed) wealth could crush you like a dove. It is a well known fact that he could whip Grant and Lincoln put together, especially in their present condition, so don't call him a homosapien and tell him his epidermis is exposed if you want to live.

Just a brief biography of another Great Man in History.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/24/05 09:27 AM

ChiHawk v IB in a bare knuckles match.

RMan gets to put the loser out of his misery with his 10mm Glock.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/24/05 09:51 AM

I'm shocked.
I've been kind of keeping an eye on the NFL draft, and they haven't mentioned Chi once.
It's a travesty. Given his eye for talent you'd think they would at least give credit where credit is due. Finally showed up on the ticker. He was late for the segment they had scheduled with him.
Seems there has been a slight misunderstanding...when he said he was kicking ass, what really happened is that he stole Jaun's donkey, but was po'ed cause he couldn't pass.
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/24/05 09:56 AM

I figured he'd get drafted on Day 1, let alone be mentioned on every other selection as the only analyst who accurately picked each pick...

My guess...Chi goes in the 5th round (WHAT A STEAL!), Juan goes in the late 5th and the donkey becomes free agent material...

poor, poor donkey...
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/24/05 10:17 AM

I don't know guys,18 pages and 440 posts all about Chihawk and his reputed celebrityness. Maybe we've gone too far and should get off his case-






NYAHHHH!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/24/05 08:50 PM

With all the talk about Gordon/Jordan during the Bulls game, Im suprised the commentators forgot about ChiHawk.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 10:55 AM


Chi-Hawk siting!

Saturday, first row, Kaufman stadium, behind the White Sox dugout. Wearing the No. 15 road jersey with the words "rich ass" on the back. Third-inning meal catered by Gibsons.

Then again, courtside Sunday, United Center. Bulls jersey. Guess the number and name? And it wasn't "Valdez."
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 02:00 PM

I was watching TV once, and I saw Tubby Smith on there. Really, its true!
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 02:15 PM

Sure you did Wisco!! (aside) what a dweeb!
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 02:18 PM

Quote:
I was watching TV once, and I saw Tubby Smith on there. Really, its true!


Did you get his autograph??
If I saw him on TV I would make sure to get his autograph.
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 02:22 PM

was it a cartoon?
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 02:33 PM


Speaking of, I saw President Bush on TV last night. Didn't have time to get an autograph. Man, is that guy small or what?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 02:44 PM

Bush was regular sized when I golfed with him.
They must use some sort of shrinking ray before they put him in your TV set.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 02:58 PM


ChiHawk held a press conference up here, shortly after the Bears claimed Cedric Benson with their first round pick. In short, Chi, after finishing a blunt with Benson in the men's room, announced that the Bears would be "his team" as soon as they got better.

The Sox are "his team" until they run into Oakland tonight, the Bulls have been "his team" since about halfway through this season and the Cubs won't be "his team" until Steve Bartman dies.

No word on the Rush, Wolves, Blackhawks or Kane County Cougars. Further information developing.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 03:04 PM

I think the best part of this thread is that ChiHawk reads it everyday, getting pissed, but has told himself he wont reply. Cant even hold his head up, even with his dates to Gibsons with Cindy Crawford.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 03:28 PM

I used to date Cindy til she got all weird and stuff---you know!
Posted by: Leawood

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 03:29 PM

Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 03:34 PM

hey Leawood that guitar player on the left looks like your avatar. Is that a relative?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 03:34 PM

I hope this thread makes it all the way through the off-season, but will the software used for the message board allow that?
I wonder if there is some sort of limit on how many posts a single thread can handle.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 03:38 PM

Maybe the better question is "how much more can Jensen take?"
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 03:58 PM

Infinity and beyond.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 04:03 PM

Flippin' sweet!
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 04:20 PM

This post won't roll us over into page 20, but it will help.
More cowbell!
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 04:28 PM

I've got the fever...

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99pcowbell.phtml
Posted by: JayhawkSoldier

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 04:28 PM

Seriously guys, me and ol' George dub Bush throw the "football" around about twice a week. But first we have to get the secretary of defense to cut the handcuffs off,so it's not attached to his hand. One time I threw it a little to far and we lost the damn thing, I hope we have copies of those launch codes...
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 04:31 PM

More Cowbell . . . It needs more cowbell!
Posted by: Leawood

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 04:49 PM

"I've gotta have more cowbell"
Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 05:17 PM

I can't believe now that I have waded through this mess, that it took me 20 pages and a month to pay attention and read this thread. I guess it was the mention of Tubey Smith that caused me to stay away. I was left with the empty feeling that I really had nothing to add to the proceedings here. As always though I won't let that stop me. Did I ever tell you about the time I ran into Bruce Weber in the lobby bar at the Holiday Inn at Carbondale. I know what skeptics you guys are, so here's a picture to prove it. I let him play my guitar and he let me hold his candelabra. Still not sure why a basketball coach needs a candelabra, but you should never question genius.

Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 05:29 PM

Ok, so I underestimated you and Weber. You both look great.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 05:30 PM

Has anyone ever told you you look like Lisa Marie Presley?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 05:32 PM

Its too bad you couldnt afford the "hole in the wall Ramada" like ChiHawk. Maybe things will pick up for you soon.
Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 05:42 PM

No, but the parking lot chicks at the United Center used to think I was George Clooney. Now I have to pay for parking, must be the socialist hairstyle that gave me away.
Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 05:45 PM

Ok, so I underestimated you and Weber. You both look great.

Thanks, Bruce wears a lot more makeup than me though. I prefer to think of myself as a natural beauty.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/25/05 06:10 PM

You can sit on this board and hit the refresh button. The VIEWS numbers go up like like the Burgers sold sign at McDs.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/26/05 08:38 AM

I was wondering why the electric candelabra park. Didn't Bruce trust you with the real thing?

I'm still trying to decide which of you is the flashier dresser as well. Bruce's stripes make a pretty bold statement, but that glittering thread running through your jacket gives you the edge I think.

Which of those guys in the background is Chi?
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/26/05 09:06 AM

Well, I made it out to the "K" for the first time this past weekend. I actually sat in the pavillion behind the left field wall. Too cold to get in the hot tub, but I did notice something very interesting. The "lemonade" guy has vanished from the "K". Extremely disappointing. There was this new guy who tried to mimick Chewy, but it was just sad. I had to talk to this guy. So I went up to him to purchase a lemonade that I'd dump a few shots of Vox into. Turns out this lemonade imposter is from Chicago Heights. I couldn't stop laughing. Could it have been???
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/26/05 09:20 AM


I think we're really into something here now, Jensen. Are you sure that was lemonade? If that was truly ChiHawk, you know that would have been Dom or Cristal. And he would have introduced himself to you as Ewing Kaufmann's bastard son.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/26/05 10:04 AM

Chewy has become somewhat of a celebrity in his own right.

He and his brothers now own their own concession business and can be hired out to sell whereever you please. I'm thinking maybe we'd hire him to drive the beer cart for the company golf tournament.

He is also doing some of the concessions for the T-Bones this season. The Royals had one draw to the K and they weren't willing to pay him enough to stay, but they'll give a stiff like Sweeney 11M/season.
Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/26/05 10:30 AM

I was wondering why the electric candelabra park.

Two words "Geri-Curl". After what happened to our mutual friend, Micheal Jackson, we decided we should be more careful around fire. Chi had ditched us just before that picture was taken. The Gabor sisters were slummin' in Carbondale that night. He told us, "he had to go see a man about a dog", gave us a knowing wink and we didn't see him for three days. I still have that jacket by the way, and it still drives the ladies wild. I wore it to the Academy Awards this year.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/26/05 10:34 AM

I thought I recognized that jacket from somewhere else. Of course I was looking more closely at the lovelies you had on each arm than paying attention to you. Just how did you manage to keep Natalie and Eva from making a scene?
Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/26/05 10:42 AM

I told them if they weren't nice, I would make them sit in the back of the theatre with my wife next year.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/27/05 07:44 AM

Hey nation,

Was Bush meeting with the Saudi royal family to get you extra oil instead of the tax relief he was promising you? That would be about as good given the fluctuating gas prices we've seen this spring.

Also, I have a favor to ask once your get those gtams from Osama. Let me know when they arrive and I'll fill you in on the request.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/27/05 09:53 AM

I scalped a ticket to the Cubs game last night, sat up in the nosebleeds and froze my backside off.

But I sat between two guys, Lincoln and Douglass, who just wouldn't stop talking. Back and fourth, back and fourth, back and fourth.

I started making the connection and asked them if they were in deed Abe and Stephen. Turns out it was former KU basketball player Lincoln Minor and former KU quarterback Bobby Douglass.*

Imagine my embarrassment.

No ChiHawk siting, though.




*-Note. Just trying to keep the thread going.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/27/05 09:55 AM

Quote:
I scalped a ticket to the Cubs game last night, sat up in the nosebleeds and froze my backside off.

But I sat between two guys, Lincoln and Douglass, who just wouldn't stop talking. Back and fourth, back and fourth, back and fourth.

I started making the connection and asked them if they were in deed Abe and Stephen. Turns out it was former KU basketball player Lincoln Minor and former KU quarterback Bobby Douglass.


LMAO - good stuff chikn
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 04/27/05 10:12 AM

Quote:
Was Bush meeting with the Saudi royal family to get you extra oil instead of the tax relief he was promising you


Don't get me started on Bush and the Saudi prince.
The prince and I had been chatting online for quite awhile now, so I guess you could say we were getting pretty serious. Things were going pretty good but I started to get kinda ticked off because he wouldn't even send me a full body shot.
Anyways, when I saw the picture of the Saudi prince and Bush holding hands, I knew what had happened: Bush had gone and told the prince about what Osama and I were doing in the woods off the 7th tee.
When Bush first spotted Osama and I in the woods, I tried to play it off like I was just giving Uncle bin the Heimlich maneuver and that my pants had just mysteriously fallen off. Unfortunately Bush didn't fall for it, which is suprising because I can normally convince him of just about anything (like the time I told him he could he eat a whole pretzel in one bite!).
I was afraid he might go behind my back and tell the prince, but I never guessed he'd slide in and take my place like that. I mean, come on, they're holding hands already?? I still haven't even gotten a full body shot!
This calls for revenge on both of them. I guess my beef with Santa will have to wait another day...
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:14 AM

So are Osama and Bush getting pretty serious? I heard Osama only likes guys with great skills, like computer hacking skills and bowhunting skills.
Posted by: KU_BB_FAN

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:16 AM

I didn't know Bush had any skills? ? ? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:20 AM

No, you're confused.
The Saudi prince and I were getting pretty serious, but no body shot.
Then Osama and I got it on, but Bush caught us in the act.
Bush told the prince about what I did with Osama and now Bush and prince are getting serious.
It's clear as day, try to keep up.

Oh and by the way, Osama likes me for my a$$-pounding skills.

Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:22 AM

Does his mom go to college?
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:23 AM

Just don't try and get any benefits in Kansas if the two of you decide to live together.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:35 AM

Quote:
Does his mom go to college?


Depends on whose mom you're talking about. Osmama's mother was a goat, so I'm guessing no college for her.


Quote:
Just don't try and get any benefits in Kansas if the two of you decide to live togethe


Oh we won't be living together anytime soon. Osama always steals all the covers at night and his personal hygiene isn't up to my standards.
Osama is nothing more to me than an easy booty call.
Posted by: bananarama

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:36 AM

Does he drink whole milk?
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:43 AM

Quote:
Does he drink whole milk?


Straight from the carton from what I understand.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 08:00 PM

So Chihawk is stil on the lam?

Have you seen the news?
We better locate him. I'm pretty sure there is soon to be an opening on the white house staff.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 08:03 PM

I hear that he was on his way from Chicago Heights to his house in Asia when the hydrolics on his private jet went out. Right now hes on a deserted island with a famous movie star, professor, and May Ann.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 08:04 PM

Quote:
So Chihawk is stil on the lam?

Have you seen the news?
We better locate him. I'm pretty sure there is soon to be an opening on the white house staff.
WE need nine more posts for 500.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 08:06 PM

I had to call Chicago today for a customer of mine that is trying to special order some product. So I dialed the number and on the other end....."Thank you for call Best Kosher, this is Chihawk, how may I help you?"
Posted by: paducahawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:33 PM

OMG, I just realized after reading almost all of the 500 posts over the past 6 weeks (LMAO) that ChiHawk mis-spelled Tubby. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:38 PM

hey paducah, when you know someone aswell as Chihawk knows Tubby you can call him Tuby. sometimes when their playing golf Chihawk calls him big Tub.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:46 PM

'chuckles'
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 10:51 PM

Hawklin i can see it now that you will never let this thread die, i love it. did you and Chihawk ever throw down, or was he to busy hunging with his A list?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 11:06 PM

We fought.... for sure. He brought Jordan with him, so I had to fight dirty. Needless to say I lost the fight, and ChiHawk ran away with my woman. He is every bit as tough as he promised. He is richest guy I've ever fought too, diamond studded knuckles.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 11:13 PM


You left out the happy ending part. The trip to Gibson's where ChiHawk picked up the tab...

...and then bussed the rest of the tables.
Posted by: Deelicious

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 11:16 PM

Can someone recap this thread for me?
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 11:17 PM

500 post on one thread, someone call Guinness World Records and see if we took one down today.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 11:19 PM

Deelicious this thread is reall pretty simple, Chihawk knows more people than god. that should help you out!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 11:19 PM

Do a show all.... Print it out.... Take into crapper.... Come out smiling.
Posted by: Deelicious

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 11:22 PM

I like to do my reading in short bursts. A line or two at a time. I make it a point not to read a post that spans more than 10 lines.
Posted by: tapps314

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 11:32 PM

this thread is rediculous...
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 11:40 PM

Tubby called to say he found it entertaining, and for all you to quit smackin Chihawk!

deelicious...they have a name for that condition, don't they? ADD or something. I'm sure there's a pill for that...just make sure it doesn't keep you up all night!
Posted by: Deelicious

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/27/05 11:45 PM

I'm sorry Appy I wasn't paying attention.
Posted by: PugetSoundHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 04:31 AM

One way to make a thread really long
Posted by: PugetSoundHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 04:32 AM

is to break your thoughts into tiny pieces
Posted by: PugetSoundHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 04:33 AM

and keep answering your own posts
Posted by: PugetSoundHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 04:34 AM

within a minute or so of the last one.
Posted by: PugetSoundHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 04:35 AM

Don't quite get the point of that but you see it a lot on this board.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 07:50 AM

That's so deelicious
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 07:50 AM

will read your
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 07:51 AM

entire train of thought.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 07:51 AM

Without losing track. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 08:38 AM

I think ChiHawk stole my magical coffee-crapping donkey. Juan is beside himself, drinking constantly and throwing things. I had to give him a sedative to calm him down. Why would he steal my donkey?? Can't he just buy his own? Or he could borrow the one from his mom's "show" down in Mexico.
Posted by: paducahawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 12:58 PM

Needless to say, I've never been close enough to Coach Smith to hear him called Big Tub
Posted by: tapps314

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 09:05 PM

Puget:

Some of us like to
Posted by: tapps314

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 09:06 PM

pad our post stats...
Posted by: tapps314

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 09:06 PM

got a problem???
Posted by: tapps314

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 09:06 PM

just kidding =\

I'm done
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 10:50 PM

Anyone catch Mr Presidents prime time report tonight.
The most important thing about it was the shot of him standing in front of his supporters, one of which might have been, could it have been, I think it must have been none other than our very own CHIhawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew he would be after that white house staff opening.

PS, anyone have any idea why he was holding that scoop shovel?
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/28/05 10:58 PM

PSS, I don't think it was for donkeysh!t.

Isn't that the name of a Wayne Newton hit?

I played a tournament in Vegas one time and I think he sang it during his show. I don't think he knew Bush at the time. He claimed he was into horses. If he was so into horses why would he name his song after a donkey deed?
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/29/05 08:42 AM

Maybe he is teh one that originally smuggled Juan and the magic donkey into the country.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/29/05 09:28 AM

No, they hitched a ride with Ross Perot. He was flying the South America route (flapping his ears furiously to get airborne) and asked if they needed a ride. Interesting considering his take on NAFTA.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/29/05 09:48 AM


So that's what that "giant sucking sound" was all about. I get it now.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/29/05 12:31 PM

Nah, that's ChiHawk's mom in the donkey show in Mexico.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/29/05 01:52 PM

Ouch Jay!! You might arouse Chihawk with that one!
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/29/05 04:46 PM

I saw a donkey show in Ensanada.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/29/05 08:18 PM

was the donkey good looking? Some of them look like dogs!
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/30/05 11:42 AM

hey jensen, i myself have took in on the old donkey show twice. i played Juco baseball for a school in KS, and every year we would go too Texas to play games against Laredo Juco and other schools. we would drive 18 hours to get there and as soon as we did would go across the border. take in a few drinks/shots and then head too boys town. some guys on the team would take in more than the donkey show, never thought that as being in my best intrest. oh the days of Juco baseball nothing like it!
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/30/05 11:47 AM

Liz, Nicole and Diane sat hello to all of you.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/30/05 11:55 AM

well thanks, have they seen a donkey show or ever meet the legend(in his own mind)Chihawk?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/30/05 12:06 PM

Quote:
well thanks, have they seen a donkey show?
If me wearing my Eeyore head to bed counts, then yes, they have seen a donkey show.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/30/05 12:12 PM

three @ a time, easy big fellow you might pull something.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/30/05 01:21 PM

Don't let Chkn or Hawklin know you go to Boys Town. They may think differently of you. Of course, if you are looking for Chicagohawk then it may be the only place to find him.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/30/05 01:23 PM

Quote:
three @ a time, easy big fellow you might pull something.
Being a sex maching is like being a comedian- always leave 'em wanting more.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/30/05 03:00 PM

Quote:
Don't let Chkn or Hawklin know you go to Boys Town. They may think differently of you. Of course, if you are looking for Chicagohawk then it may be the only place to find him.


Im not one to look down on anyone for that type of behavior. Gotta do whacha gotta do to find a legend like the Chi.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 04/30/05 03:13 PM

[/quote]Being a sex maching is like being a comedian- always leave 'em wanting more. [/quote]


yeah, ive said something like that myself but it never works for me.

you must be one of those "all night like a trucker" type of studs, Chihawk style.
Posted by: PugetSoundHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/01/05 04:44 AM

The thread is at over 40,000 views and 540 posts. 540 to you, BlueGrass. RMan? 540 going once. 540 going twice. Jensen? badair? Hawklin? appy? Last call at 540....
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/01/05 07:52 AM

Ill see your 540, raise you 541, my European cottage, my seat at Gibsons, my MJ autographed ball washer, and a 542.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/01/05 09:08 AM

Thanks but no thanks Puget! I'm still busy trying to think of something that rhymes with "girl" , other than pearl! (see my last limerick)
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/01/05 10:29 AM

What I like most about this thread is that I can attend to my morning hygiene, read the paper, walk the dog, clean the litter box and cook breakfast while it loads.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 10:15 AM

You know that ChiHawk has invented a machine that will do all those things for you, right?
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 10:26 AM


I must admit Jensen, I was a little taken back when I read there was a "Mexican Boys Town." Really, really doesn't sound like my kind of place. Kind of sounds like that strange place in Cuba Fredo took everyone to in Godfather II.

On a sad note, the club formerly known as "The Manhole" on Halsted has closed down. It's now some kind of disco. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Can't think ChiHawk liked that last comment. I think he's out of town, courtside at the MCI Center, handing out towels.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 10:32 AM

Quote:
I think he's out of town, courtside at the MCI Center, handing out towels.


I bet he tries to shove one down the throat of that lawyer who sits behind the visiting team's bench and heckles the players.

I saw him on TV last week, he said David Robinson was the only player that he could never get to respond in any fashion. He figured it was from being a pleeb at the academy.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 10:58 AM

"Can't think ChiHawk liked that last comment. I think he's out of town, courtside at the MCI Center, handing out towels."

Is he ever in town? I know that when hes not in his European or Asian mansions, hes down in his parents basements in the luxurious Heights.
Posted by: McManus

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 03:28 PM

Let's Get This Thread Started, in here...

And the base keep runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and
runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and...

In this context, there's no disrespect, so, when I bust my rhyme, you break your necks.
We got five minutes for us to disconnect ChiHawk, from all intellect collect the rhythm effect.
Obstacles are inefficient, follow your intuition, free your inner soul and break away from tradition.
Coz when we beat out, girl it's pullin without.
You wouldn't believe how we wow [censored] out.
Burn it till it's burned out.
Turn it till it's turned out.
Act up from north, west, east, south.

[Chorus:]
Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid.
Get this thread started, get it started, get it started.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started in here.
Yeah.

Lose control, of body and soul.
Don't move too fast, people, just take it slow.
Don't get ahead, just jump into it.
Ya'll here a body, two pieces to it.
Get stutted, get stupid.
You'll want me body people will walk you through it.
Step by step, like you're into new kid.
Inch by inch with the new solution.
Trench men hits, with no delusion.
The feeling's irresistible and that's how we movin'.

[Chorus:]
Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid.
Get this thread started, get it started, get it started.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started in here.
Yeah.

Runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin runnin' and...

C'mon y'all, lets get woohoo!
Lets get woohoo! (in here)
Lets get woohoo!
Lets get woohoo! (in here)
Lets get woohoo!
Lets get woohoo! (in here) Ow, ow, ow!
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya...

Let's get ill, that's the deal.
At the gate, we'll bring the bud top drill. (Just)
Lose your mind this is the time,
Ya'll test this drill, Just and bang your spine. (Just)
Bob your head like me APL de, up inside your club or in your Bentley.
Get messy, loud and sick.
Ya'll mount past slow mo in another head trip. (So)
Come then now do not correct it, let's get ignant let's get hectic.

[Chorus:]
Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid. (Come on)
Get this thread started (come one), get it started (yeah), get it started.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started in here.
Let's get it started (ChiHawk), let's get it started
(woah, woah, woah) in here.
Yeah.

Lets get woohoo!
Lets get woohoo! (in here)
Lets get woohoo!
Lets get woohoo! (in here)
Lets get woohoo!
Lets get woohoo! (in here) Ow, ow, ow!
Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya...

Runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin'
[fade]
Posted by: TubbySmith

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 03:50 PM

This is getting creepy. I get back to Lexington from a recruiting trip, very late, with my son Tuby "toothpaste" Smith, and I go to hang up my jacket in the closet... there were two jack-asses in there! One was a donkey who smelled of hazelnut creme coffee in his posterior region. The other one was that guy who kept bugging me at the hotel bar in Indy in March! It was a disco style scene in there, with a very animated Columbian dancing wildy, three "actresses" of questionable virtue who apparently were co-workers of the jack-ass (the four legged one), Michael Jordan with his golf clubs, looking the other way and hoping I wouldnt notice him, a greasy lookin' guy with a turban who would mutter "Death to America" before diving under the coats with one of the actresses, along with many other unsavory types. I did the only thing I could do-- locked them all in there and went to bed. As I walked away, I heard that creepy jack-ass guy shouting something about habeus corpus and how I would be hearing from his lawyer, Alan Dershowitz, and that he would "own" me! I am not sure what he maent by that but I didnt like it. The racket is unbearable, but at least I have him contained.

Can someone please come get him? I need my jacket.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 04:01 PM

Mmmmm...hazelnut cream.....
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 04:09 PM

Quote:
You know that ChiHawk has invented a machine that will do all those things for you, right?
Thanks, but I think I'll tend to my own personal hygiene.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 04:46 PM

I hope Fergie comes by and hurts you very, very badly for that. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 04:47 PM

I hear she is in sailing around the world with ChiHawk... not a great chance that she will see it.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 05:53 PM

I sure hope ChiHawk is taking care of our Royals on their off day in Chicago. I bet Chi is already camped out at Gibson's.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/02/05 06:18 PM

I just stopped by on my way to work. ChiHawk treated Ken Harvey a 35 oz. porterhouse.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/03/05 05:31 AM

Quote:
I just stopped by on my way to work. ChiHawk treated Ken Harvey a 35 oz. porterhouse.


And then sat down for milk and cookies with Mike Sweeney.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/03/05 09:26 AM

Cant go to tonights due to basketball, but Ill be at tomorrows Royals / Sox game... Anyone need anything from ChiHawk while Im out there?
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/03/05 11:15 AM

Would someone prepare a brief summary or recap of this thread. I have tried to fight my way through it on several occasions, but there are so many "threads within threads" going on here, it is difficult. I assume it is a worthwhile thread, as it has continued so long, but I, for one, am lost as to the topics/issues being discussed!
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/03/05 11:28 AM

Well...one day I played 9 holes with MJ and then we met Tuby at the 19th hole for a cocktail or three. Surprisingly Gooden showed up solo and joined our party.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/03/05 11:29 AM

I've been keeping a drunken Juan Valdez and his magical coffee crapping donkey in my closet up until they were kidnapped a few days ago. Ross Perot dropped 'em off at my house originally.
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/03/05 11:58 AM

ChiHawk is more worldly than we are, has much more money than we do, has met and hung out with more famous people, has played golf with more said famous people, has dated more attractive women, and finally, is capable of beating every one of us senseless. Did I miss anything?

Don't think he has talked about how his manhood is larger than all of ours...yet.

Now I will most certainly be chastised as "gay" by ChiHawk for mentioning such a thing.

And this thread now takes over a minute to load on the super-speed work connection.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/03/05 01:10 PM

Ha! I scoff at your measly connections. My work connection still loads this instantly! I'm sure ChiHawk gets it piped into his cell all the time though, which dwarfs our measly attempts at "cyberconnection".
Posted by: hawkinlaw

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/03/05 06:50 PM

I'm new to the board, but I'm not sure it's appropriate to tease ChiHawk. He needs professional help, perhaps medication. Besides, isn't anyone else a little afraid of the crazy guy?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/03/05 06:56 PM

I am... Shaking in my boots.
Posted by: AlphaPooch

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/03/05 09:10 PM

ChiHawk is a nice person, and everyone should leave him alone.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/03/05 11:16 PM

hey Chihawk change your username, or is that just your line you like to use in every situation? if this is Chihawk, remember the time we were in Boys town and the banana thing. how bad was that? an you kept saying ive got enough money to buy you, to that little mexican girl. an you also told her that you werent impressed because you had seen the samething in Asia.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/04/05 12:01 PM

That's not Chi, that's our old buddy Noosh!
Posted by: tophawk87

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/04/05 07:11 PM

23 pages of posts, does this set some kind of record? Can anyone remember such an inane post? Does the person who started this thread receive some kind of honor? Does my asking these questions only keep this dumb thread alive?
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 08:29 AM

This man:

is my butler.
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 09:51 AM

Does the person who started this thread receive some kind of honor?

I believe the only honor needed is to be called the one, the only, CHIHAWK!

So Gene Hackman, Ella Fitzgerald, Topo Gigio and I were finishing up dinner at Tru the other night (excellent caviar staircase by the way) when none other than ChiHawk cuts in front of us at the cab stand and steals our ride. I didn't notice who it was at first, but when I saw the "23" Jordan jersey with the words "rich ass" written on the back, I had an idea. Then the guy barked to the cabbie "Gibson's, and step on it. T-Mac is waiting for me" I knew it was him.

So I really couldn't get mad. I mean really, some things are important.

So our foursome hooked up with Oprah and her daughter for some late tea at the Four Seasons and called it an early evening. Which was OK by me. Jennifer Love Hewitt was waiting for me up in our penthouse.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 11:00 AM

I used to take in tea with Oprah at The Water Tower every Thursday. This was before her weight loss. She won't give me the time of day anymore. Snob. I used to work out with her at the East Bank Club until she got management to revoke my membership.
Posted by: AlphaPooch

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 07:19 PM

Jeez, I say someone is probably a nice person and shouldn't be harrassed, and all of a sudden I am the devil in disguise? What is up with that? That's like beating up a pacifist for saying violence might be wrong. I can't understand why people would get so suspicious and enraged that I suggest we not gang up on posters; this isn't the first time. You can say any damn stupid thing on here and no one cares, but you say "be nice" and there is hell to pay. ???

I am nice and you should probably leave me alone too... unless you want to talk some basketball!
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 07:23 PM

"I am nice and you should probably leave me alone too... unless you want to talk some basketball!"


When have you ever discussed basketball?
Posted by: AlphaPooch

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 07:36 PM

Well, good point. I will. Does barbeque fit under men's basketball? We all have our interests and I don't try to stop anyone from saying what they want. All I am saying is, be nice. Congrats on your 5000th, by the way. Those are HOF numbers.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 09:38 PM

So everyone else was being mean when Chihawk didnt know how to handle being caught in a lie, and decided to lash out at the whole state of Kansas?
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 09:42 PM

Alpha Pooch is a nice guy and you should leave him alone.

Or bash him...whatever...it really doesn't matter.

Too many margarita's for this guy today.

Good night Nurse.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 09:51 PM

ChiHawk is a nice person, and everyone should leave him alone.

how do you anything besides what you have read from Chihawks post?


Quote:
Jeez, I say someone is probably a nice person and shouldn't be harrassed, and all of a sudden I am the devil in disguise? What is up with that? That's like beating up a pacifist for saying violence might be wrong. I can't understand why people would get so suspicious and enraged that I suggest we not gang up on posters; this isn't the first time. You can say any damn stupid thing on here and no one cares, but you say "be nice" and there is hell to pay. ???

I am nice and you should probably leave me alone too... unless you want to talk some basketball!



i suggest you read this thread starting from the begining and then give us @least a one page summary.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 09:53 PM

Im a little old to be bashing people on the internet. If someone wants to bash me feel free, Ive done nothing to warrant it, but I get it all the time. Speaking of warrant: "Hes my Fightling Illini... jump on the wagon what sweet suprise, make stuff up... hes a flaming guy... sweet Fighting Illini! "
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 10:38 PM

Quote:
"I am nice and you should probably leave me alone too... unless you want to talk some basketball!"


When have you ever discussed basketball?


Maybe he was with Chi when Chi approached Tuby. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/05/05 10:39 PM

and isn't it funny how he would recognize a noosh reference?
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/06/05 10:18 AM

<img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: AlphaPooch

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/06/05 12:27 PM

I was going to talk basketball with "Tuby", but then I thought, hey, he's probably a nice person, and I should leave him alone.

And that donkey is a nice donkey, and shouldn't have to crap coffee or do a stage show to our get affirmation. Its degrading. We should leave him alone too... after my next cup o' joe.

Love me, love my donkey. That's what I always say.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/06/05 12:51 PM

Raising Arizona results in disc dislocation . . .

A bird in the hand may result in a STD . . .

Jumping is inherently good, but unlawful at times . . .

My apologies, I musta thought I was SF there for a moment!
Posted by: Leawood

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/06/05 01:05 PM

AlphaPooch is BobTheBuilder's alter ego.

I miss ChicagoHawk. This board sux without him.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/06/05 01:34 PM

Quote:
AlphaPooch is BobTheBuilder's alter ego.

I miss ChicagoHawk. This board sux without him.
Oh, stop whining, Leawood. Do you want me to arrange a play date for you with Jaynie?
Posted by: SFBayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/06/05 02:27 PM

This thread is in the Guiness Book of Records as the longest game of liar's dice on record.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/06/05 02:29 PM

Who the hell are you calling a liar! I would like prrof of even the slightest exaggeration on this board. If this is true, we'll report the guilty party and have them removed at once.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/06/05 02:35 PM

While we wait for the punishment to be dealt out on that, a question: What do you find more impressive... the Number of Views, or the number of Replies on this post? We are heading up on 600 replys, and 100000 views.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/06/05 02:49 PM

Quote:
This thread is in the Guiness Book of Records as the longest game of liar's dice on record.
I'm familiar with liar's poker, but what's liar's dice?

And how does Barbecue tie in?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/07/05 05:03 PM

1. Who let this thread drop to Page 2... and 2. Did everyone just see ChiHawk at the Kentucky Derby? He was wearing a real nice flowered sun hat.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/07/05 05:33 PM

Good lord........appy or jensen PLEASE KILL THIS THREAD!!!!
Notice I said please!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/07/05 06:47 PM

Are you kidding? Were on the verge of 100000 views.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/07/05 07:04 PM

I want to know if there is ANYONE who has read this thread in it's entirety. ???

It's getting to the point that it would ruin a whole night. I missed the part that introduced the donkey. What caused the donkey to become part of this?
Just coffee?

Somebody needs to do a stat sheet on this thread.
How many posters participated?
Who made the most posts?
Who made the most posts on topic?
Exactly what IS the topic?
Is this thread the record for Kusports.com? (if so, it's a shame)
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/07/05 07:10 PM

I think I got it for the most posts, but thats because I promised ChiHawk on another thread. This thread was one of the reasons I stepped out as a reader and began posting on here. I used to just stop by during the season to see what students and fans were talking about, because i only usually have the media for info and we know thats no good. When Chihawk got caught in a lie, and lashed out on the whole state, I decided this site was worth getting on. Pretty pathetic.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/07/05 09:58 PM

What's pathetic is how a donkey get's top billing on a KU basketball board. And some guy names Jaun. Especially since Galindo is leaving.
Posted by: PugetSoundHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/07/05 11:36 PM

Nothing would make me happier than to visit this site one day and see that this thread had simply ... gone away.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/07/05 11:38 PM

Nothing on it makes you at least chuckle? If it disappeared do you think the Chi would return?
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/08/05 06:53 AM

I tried to load the entire thread and my computer gave me a big F-you and shut off. Madness, pure madness.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/08/05 11:44 AM

Quote:
2. Did everyone just see ChiHawk at the Kentucky Derby? He was wearing a real nice flowered sun hat.


I ran into him at the betting windows. He was giggling like a little girl cause he hit the tri-fecta
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/08/05 11:51 AM

I heard he put his worldly fortune ride on the Derby like Richard Dryfus.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/08/05 08:37 PM

Quote: "Good lord........appy or jensen PLEASE KILL THIS THREAD!!!!"


If and when this thread dies, it should be from natural casues, not euthenasia. If you found a five-hundred-year-old elephant, you wouldn't kill it would you?

I, for one, am looking forward to doing a post-mortem on this thread after it finally expires. It has gasped and sputtered, looked almost comatose, quitely stopped breathing... then it gasps and chokes and lurches forward again. How long can it go? It dropped onto page two recently, so you have to figure it may soon be time for it to meet its makers... Science needs us to allow its life span to runs its course, and then, after it croaks, poke at its cold, dead body with our steely, pointed intellects.

I especially thought the introduction of the donkey character by Jayshep really brought the thread to a whole new level of character development and intrigue. I found the donkey to be very compelling. Michael Jordan, though a hero, is somewhat of a tragic figure in this tale, reduced to golfing with a jackass... and a donkey. The Chicago city scenes are visceral and bring it all to life. You couldn't have a better story if you made it up.

By the way, have I mentioned that I was 52' tall once?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/08/05 09:39 PM

Dear Tuby Thread,

Congrats on making it to 600.

Your pal, Hawklin
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/08/05 09:59 PM

They didn't have a funny card for that at the Hallmark store? One that says something like: "So your 600 today..." on the front, and then inside it has some picture of a pug-faced ancient old crone with a cigarette hanging from her lip over a blazing birthday cake, and it says "You don't look a day over 599! Ha Ha Ha! Happy 600th Tuby thread!"
Cuz that would have been cool.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/08/05 11:12 PM

It just blows my mind that someone as gay and debonair as Chihawk, with all he's got going for him, can't even spell "Tubby"! I tell you ,sometimes I wonder if he's for real or just a tad bit of a braggard!
Posted by: chiknbut

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/09/05 11:01 AM

Did everyone just see ChiHawk at the Kentucky Derby?

Who do you think rode Giacomo? And who was the trainer and owner? You guessed it, the man himself.

Turns out he bought Giacomo in a "claimer" at Arlington last fall. All it took was dinner for two at Gibson's, a bottle of Dom and a tour of someone's basement in Chicago HEIGHTS.

Are we really that surprised?
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/09/05 11:19 AM

Great post wisc!
That's two in a row.
You must be off the wagon again.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/09/05 11:26 AM

Nah, he didn't ride Giacomo. Everybody knows Chi Hawk is too big and bad to be a jockey. That was actually his genetically engineered smaller clone that he made of himself.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/09/05 11:56 AM

What caused them to back out of entering his clone riding the donkey? He could set a sizzling first quarter pace by ducking under the gate. A few extra caffein beans in the morning feed, and who knows?
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/09/05 12:44 PM

Awww, common Appy. Everybody knows they no longer allow magic coffee-crapping donkeys in the Derby. Ever since the "incident" in '06. Coming up on the 100th anniversary of it next year, incidentally (pun intended). In fact, just to ensure there are no coffee-crapping donkeys around, they regularly test the horses for stimulants (caffeine) before the race.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/09/05 01:57 PM

Dear Ruby Tuby Thread:

You have beened viewed 100000 times.

You [censored].
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/09/05 03:01 PM

Well, I just returned back to KC from a day in Chicago. I finally got around to PM'ing Chi to arrange for our fight night. I hate to tell you guys, but he whooped my ass. I am hurting. The good news is that I sat next to Joe Carter on the SWA flight up north. We chatted about his homer in the Series. Pretty decent guy really. He asked what my business was in Chicago. So I told him. Turns out that Chi really is a heavy hitter in the celebrity world. Joe said he left him some box seats for the Cubbies game. After my ass beating I went to Gibson's. Ordered two steaks. One to grub on and one to place over my black eye. As I was walking out I saw Chi having his BMW parked and Tyra on his arm. The guy is a stud.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/09/05 03:24 PM

Now I feel bad. Ill get ahold of FTD and send it from everybody.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/10/05 12:01 PM

Did you have those flowers delivered yet? If not I bet jensen would rather you send some Oklahoma Joe's to the house instead.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/10/05 12:30 PM

I don't know why you'd wanna send Jensen an FTD anyway. He can probably pick one of those up at Tanner's. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/10/05 12:50 PM

Jensen said he was fine, those went to ChiHawk.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/10/05 12:59 PM

What kind? The kind that itches? Or the kind that burns when you pee?
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/10/05 06:22 PM

I am almost out of my medication. Thank God I have a refill.
Posted by: SCJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/10/05 06:24 PM

WHY IS THIS POST STILL UP HERE???????
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/10/05 06:30 PM

Let it die a natural death on page two!
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/10/05 09:17 PM

More people have now seen this thread than attended KU's last six home games!
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 09:30 AM

Quote:
WHY IS THIS POST STILL UP HERE???????


Because people keep responding to it.

And jensen I thought we taught you better than to go into Tanners and pick up an FTD. You know you're never supposed to use the restrooms in a place like that. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 09:43 AM

One more thing jensen, you didn't pass that FTD on to the donkey did you? The coffee tasted really foul this morning.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 10:20 AM

YOU'VE SEEN THE DONKEY?!? Juan is beside himself.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 10:36 AM

Then donkey and Chicago were both on the run.

They're hiding from RonMexico, who Chicago claims is the only one on the board that is badder than he is.

Tell Juan the donkey is fine and I was able to activate the GPS device he placed in the donkey's saddle bags. He should be able to track donkey's movements now provided Chicago didn't give the saddle bags to Paris Hilton as some kind of thank you present for the hummer she gave him last night.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 12:08 PM

I have kinda given up on Tanner's for a while. Haven't been there in weeks. Come to think of it I have really curbed my beer intake. Maybe I should go to Tanner's tonight. Who knows what I'll pick up? Hopefully it doesn't itch.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 02:12 PM

Or burn. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 02:30 PM

My problem over there (Tanner's) is that we'll drink a beer, then sit for 15 minutes waiting to get another one. Maybe my boobs aren't big enough.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 02:43 PM

or like me you're too big of a boob! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 02:50 PM

Here's my thoughts on it:

A. They're understaffed for the business they're getting every time I'm in there.

B. The waitress/bartenders we get every time we're in there just suck.

C. Juan and the donkey are in the back, keeping the girls occupied.
Posted by: McManus

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 02:57 PM

Which Tanners location for god's sake?
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 03:06 PM

119th. Sit in Nikki's section. Tell her you know Jensen and Joemama.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 03:13 PM

Somehow I don't think I'll resort to "name dropping" (does your name qualify as name dropping?) to get a beer. If I'm convinced to go there again, we'll see. I guess it depends on how thirsty I get. And I'll be sure to ask them how Juan's donkey is.
Posted by: McManus

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 03:17 PM

why would Nikki know you as Jensen unless that is your real name? I use my real name on here.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 03:20 PM

Maybe Jensen knows I know his real name...
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 03:21 PM

I wasn't being too serious. Some folks do know me as Jensen, but they are pretty close friends.
Posted by: McManus

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 03:26 PM

Yeah I knew that Jensen, but the second guessing of it all just feeds more messages to a thread. This one is a real winner I think.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 06:55 PM

Quote:
He should be able to track donkey's movements now provided Chicago didn't give the saddle bags to Paris Hilton as some kind of thank you present for the hummer she gave him last night.


I'd like to get a hummer some time soon. But they are expensive, and think of the gas!

Can Paris drive stick?
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/11/05 11:44 PM

Paris only rides. And only if you have a donkey on board.
Loves the camera. Tell her that's what your GPS is. Never know where that will take you. But she won't like it if you just have a simple life.
Posted by: tophawk87

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/12/05 11:07 AM

How do we drive a stake through the heart of this thread and kill it?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/12/05 01:05 PM

Cracks me up how many people post in this thread wishing for its death, but their post helps to keep it alive.
Kind of ironic, don't ya think?
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/12/05 01:59 PM

Speaking of death, hummers and Paris...
...I once saw Paris run over a hummingbird while in Paris driving a Hummer. Tragic.
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/12/05 02:42 PM

Golly am I ever glad we have Paris Hilton. She is like a gift from heaven.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/12/05 03:20 PM

She could fall off the side of the earth and I wouldn't notice or care.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/12/05 03:51 PM

have you seen the South Park with Paris in it. saw it last night about fell out of my chair, luckly i had my beagle dog by myside to balance me.
Posted by: ManhattanHawk7

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/12/05 03:59 PM

Well Butters, did you dig 200 millions dollars worth of coal? Too bad, Paris did raise the money, goodbye son.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/12/05 04:05 PM

"what is Mr Slave doing hes just seating there. give him time children"
"man Paris really isnt that big of a [censored]"

maybe Paris could find the donkey from this thread to be her new pet if she ever gets out of Mr Slaves backside.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 10:44 AM

Quote:
She could fall off the side of the earth and I wouldn't notice or care.
Paris Hilton is a good example of why oxygen should be rationed.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 10:54 AM

My guess is that, in her case. it already is!
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 11:08 AM

I don't get it?

Am I missing something? Why the hate for paris hilton? She's young. She's hot. She's rich. She's not bashful. She loves to flaunt her talents for all to see. Her tv show is absolutely hilarious. Yes, she did use daddy's money to get started, but she has built her own empire now. What's the downside to paris hilton? The world could use more Paris Hiltons.
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 11:15 AM

I'm with ya there, MICH. All except for the word "talent."

That's the beauty of celebrity today. You don't have to have a specific talent to be famous...you can be famous just for being famous. Paris was the first -- and still the best -- example of that.

And if we're talking about Paris and The Hummer...yes, we do need more Paris Hiltons! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

Dammit...you tricked me into helping to perpetuate the TooBee Thread. DIE TOOBEE DIE
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 11:25 AM

When I said "talents," I meant her affinity for being naked in public i.e sex tapes and flashing her female parts on the red carpet. I have seen her naked so many times, I feel like I know her personally.

And ya know, she doesn't drink alcohol or do drugs. She is just naturally goofy.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 11:34 AM

you are right Mich, we should thank Paris for all the work that she has done with are youth. just a couple of years ago girls 10 to 17 had no one to look up to. i believe that Paris realized this and thought how can i get intouch with these girls. thats when she thought of the old "opps someone put my video on the internet" thing, then the legend was born. after that she started braching out to more things like "opps i was getting out of my car with a millions camreas and had i really short mini skirt on" you know the rest of that story. then came(an dont think she wasnt the mastermind behind it all)the Simple Life, the show targeting teen girls. this was hard for Paris to act the way the producers wanted her to act in this so called reality T.V.. for Paris it was had to act that dumb constantly,(remember the time she thought that Wal-Mart was a place were they made walls) but she kept telling herself its for the children. now looking back on her career, why wouldnt you want your children to have Paris as their role model.



[color:"red"]i see this thread turning in a new direction! [/color]
Posted by: MICHHAWK

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 11:40 AM

Well, you're obviously a much "higher class citizen" than I am. We all can't hang around exclusively with nobel peace prize winners like you do. Bully to you!

When you get together with albert einstein tonight to discuss the theory of relativity, tell him MICHHAWK says hey.

I bet you're a fun guy at a party.
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 11:43 AM

Well...the reason we know her name is because she's an heiress...

But I concede. Specific portions of The Videotape demonstrate clearly that she has indeed developed some very special talents. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

I love how the phone rings right in the middle...and she goes and gets it. Classic.

"It's my phone."
"Eff the phone!"

DIE TOOBEE DIE
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 11:45 AM

Is this the strategy for killing this thread? Works for me.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 12:05 PM

Quote:
I bet you're a fun guy at a party.



well now that you mention it, ive always liked to bring my A game to the parties. an i better have it next weekend, driving too KC for a bacherlor party. driving 8 hours for a couple of nights of god knows what type of mess will get in. right now i trying to get my mind in the right mental state for the weekend. when that happens its go time, the body will night funtion without the mind.
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 12:27 PM

when that happens its go time, the body will night funtion without the mind.

Yeah, Buddy! When I actually get the chance to visit friends back in KS, it's the same...10 hour drive, one big party. I'm doing well with 8 total sleep hours for the weekend. Sleep is so overrated.

Then Monday comes. *ouch*
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 01:15 PM

Quote:
[i] I'm doing well with 8 total sleep hours for the weekend. Sleep is so overrated.


you can get 8 hours in the weekend? slacker! im hoping for something in that area, but knowing my frinnds and myself its not going to be pretty. theres going to be 14 of us for friday and saturday, let your mind run wild and that will be real close to whats going to happen next weekend. what was that movie were all the guys go too Vegas for a bacherlor party and they kill that girl? im hoping we can stay @least one notch below that.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 01:16 PM

Where's the bash?
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 01:16 PM

why is my font like that?
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 01:20 PM

think the first night(friday)when everyone is getting in we got a couple of limos and its just bars and Sclubs all night. saturday night i think we got a room @ the casino, and you can go from there. jensen buddy i might need your # for a bail out. JK!
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 01:25 PM

We have a bus for tonight. Not sure why. I didn't ask too many questions. I heard bus with a keg on it and said YES. I went to a bachelor party at Ameristar a couple years back. Just to let you know...they do have a holding cell in the basement. It's not fun.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 02:10 PM

Quote:
I went to a bachelor party at Ameristar a couple years back. Just to let you know...they do have a holding cell in the basement. It's not fun.


Don't tell me you got to play Paris Hilton for someone in the holding cell. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 02:12 PM

Well, if I did I sure don't remember. I thought they were escorting me back to the room. I was wrong.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/13/05 11:49 PM

Just so you know, pard, that wasn't really paris' number on your bathroom wall.
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/14/05 12:32 AM

Dangitawl, I missed the opportunity to drop post # 666 on this DevilThread. The "honor" goes to App. Congrats?
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/14/05 11:56 AM

Just celebrating the appearance of peppers about 2 1/2 inches long on my chili plants. That, and the fact that mam skunk moved out of my barn this morning. Luckily they try to avoid stinking up their own residence. That danged donkey wouldn't have minded her as much as my horses did. Great training aid for teaching horses to stand REAL still!
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/16/05 01:35 PM

Quote:
We have a bus for tonight. Not sure why. I didn't ask too many questions. I heard bus with a keg on it and said YES. I went to a bachelor party at Ameristar a couple years back. Just to let you know...they do have a holding cell in the basement. It's not fun.



yo jesen how did the weekend go for you big guy? do you have a case of the mondays @ the moment? i myself are getting closer and closer to go time.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/16/05 01:38 PM

Friday was something special. We hit up the Rivermarket, Brookside, and Union Hill. To be honest I am not sure how it ended, but I looked in my wallet and all my credit cards were there so that was a good thing. I had to take Saturday night off so I could get some golfing in on Sunday. Good luck next weekend.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/16/05 01:44 PM

Quote:
I had to take Saturday night off so I could get some golfing in on Sunday.


you slacker, i will not have that option. we are plaining on playing on saturday and im sure all be able to count the # of hours of sleep on one hand.
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/16/05 03:59 PM

I had to take Saturday night off so I could get some golfing in on Sunday.

Whuzzit? Who says you gotta take the night off? Do both! Hey, what's adrenaline for, anyways? When the night is winding down, just concede that you'll give up few strokes per side the next day. Then tip back one more.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/16/05 11:09 PM

Stroke on faith.
If you miss a few, you'll be forgiven.
Tip the scorekeeper. Maybe a few of those extras will get lost in the shuffle.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/18/05 09:49 PM

Good gawd.

You all let this one slip half-way down page two. Falling asleep at the wheel I see.

Jensen, you didn't fill us in on how you and George Brett shot on Sunday after you p*ssed out and called it an early evening on Saturday. BTW has George convinced Allard to give the job to Frank White yet? I hope not because I'd like Frank to have a legitimate shot to succeed once he does land that first managers job.

Also, any truth to the rumor that RonMexico was there? If so I'm sure ChiHawk was in the area as well, just to keep Ron's back covered.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/18/05 09:56 PM

George and I tee'd it up at Wolf Creek. I shot miserably. He was long, but not very accurate. Mexico was not allowed to play because club rules don't allow minorities on the course. George said Frank wasn't interesting. He wants the job when the Royals move to Portland.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/18/05 10:49 PM

Ron was almost stranded in Wichita. Virtual appointments.
Did you get a load of what jensen did to his hat?
I don't think "hole in one" is the right terminology.
Every time they reached the green he said, "Grab my short putter".
The caddy quit on the spot.
Can't blame him...are you guys seeing this lightning storm?
HOLY CRIMINY!!!
It's a regular Lady Liberty Fourth of July Fireworks Finale barrage! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
The long putter would have been like a lightning rod for the good Father in Caddy Shack.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/19/05 01:31 PM

After all this time, I finally saw ChiHawk! I was watching the Detroit/Pacers game on the tube the other night and saw him take a drink of his beer then cock his arm like he was going to fire it down onto the court. Thankfully, Pollard walked by on the court at that time and ChiHawk stopped and went ahead and just guzzled the beer! Good to finally see ChiHawk on national tv!
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/20/05 10:26 PM

Good thing Chi made it back to Lawrence in time to drive JR to the hospital. Of course if Chi would have taken care of the little punk with the knife to begin with none of this would have even been news.
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/20/05 10:47 PM

Well, when I saw him on the news earlier I could've sworn he said he was in the bar when it went down. He said something about stopping it if there wasn't a donkey in his way??? I dunno...
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/20/05 11:28 PM

So Juan is using an Olathe address?

I thought jensen lived in Overland Park.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/21/05 01:07 AM

I am everything that Bay complains about in regards to Johnson County.
Posted by: Aquarock

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/24/05 10:49 AM

Damn! I am absolutely floored that this post is still up! I hadn't checked in for like a month (busy moving and my wife having a baby----well I think it's mine....he's already playing basketball pretty well....might have to see if the Mrs. had been hanging out around MJ or something!).

This is just to much!
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/24/05 04:32 PM

Wondering if the size of this thread has anything to do with the slow speed I'm encountering while bringing this board up? Any techs out there?
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/24/05 04:52 PM

I am having the same problem. Thank God you are too. I was getting worried about my computer. I wonder if ChicagoHawk has anything to do with this.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/24/05 04:58 PM

I am on a week old computer.... Sometimes the site is fast, sometimes it hicups a few seconds longer. I wouldnt think the particular thread would have that much size to it, or affect anything unless you were linking to it. One video on KUSports has more info than this thread, and they have alot of video. Maybe the content of some of our threads has dumbed the site up a bit.
Posted by: badair

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/24/05 09:14 PM

It's probly this old clunk----it has never played a video!! I like the idea of blaming Chihawk tho!
Posted by: czam

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/26/05 07:59 PM

just kinda dragging here. thought that I would get it back on the front page <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/26/05 08:26 PM

Figured I was done with the Chi and Toooooby, but 13 more post til her next milestone.... I can't resist helping an old friend with that type of feat.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/26/05 11:59 PM

Bay couldn't be serious in complaints about Johnson Co. He is conquering Reno as we speak! Taking flirting lessons and reading this at the same time.
He sent me a pm and was flabberghasted that he could do 90 down the highway and still be passed by a whizzing donkey!
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 05/27/05 07:51 AM

Those magic coffee beans do wonders.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 05/27/05 09:27 AM

We should move this thread to Florida so we can pull the plug on it.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 05/27/05 06:42 PM

Quote:
We should move this thread to Florida so we can pull the plug on it.


No. Not yet. It's yet to be determined if the donkey is the one that kicked the guy with the knife. We must find that information out first and then we can pull the plug on this thread, JR's basketball career at Kansas and the Moon Bar as a hangout for KU athletes (unless they are accompanied by ChicagoHawk).
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 05/27/05 08:08 PM

I still say this is a scam by the Moon.
All this free pub. Tourists, wannabes. They all buy drinks.
Nice deal. The OK Corral of Lawrence. Before it's over you could poll 5000 people that would all say they were there that night.
Including Jaun and the donkey. I think Jaun is the one who passed the poker...
Posted by: tophawk87

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/28/05 10:30 PM

Does chicagohawk have any info on the moon bar fight? I'm assuming he was there that night talking Kentucky basketball with some of the KU players.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/28/05 10:52 PM

We were talking bbq on a different thread. I don't think CH was at the Moon Bar. Something about having to caddy for some guy named Woods in a Pro-Am. Anyways, I asked what folks were bbq'ing over the holiday. I choose my typical ribeye. CH was going with the tuby steak.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/29/05 02:46 PM

Tube steak smothered in underwear?
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/29/05 05:24 PM

Look ma, thir talkin' 'bout a donkey and it shits coffee beans, can you imagine? Haw haw! And thir majic beans too, since thir self-fertilized maybe they make a stalk that reaches up tuh th' skah wher thir's a giant, name a ChiHawk. Don't know who Jaun Valdez is, but I guess he's from Ron, Mexico. Goff... I once hit a PO-leece officer with a goff club when he busted my meth lab, that's all I know 'bout goff...

Do any of us really know the inner Tuby?

Donkeys are funny. Haw haw! It craps coffee beans! Can yew imagine?
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/29/05 05:57 PM

That was probably the most intelligent post on this whole thread,Wisco! Watch out the donkey will get jealous!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/29/05 09:48 PM

One more reply to her next milestone... Who wants it? Going once.. Going twice...
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/29/05 09:55 PM

Sorry.......I'm selfish. I would like to praise Jesus and ChicagoHawk for making this possible. Without each of you this would never have happened. Praise Allah.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/29/05 10:11 PM

Sold!!!! To the spirtual man in the back. Even got a bonus page to make the milestone even more meaningful.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/30/05 08:05 AM

Now you've done it.

It broke 700 so now we have to go for 800 and 200,000 views.

I hope that donkey still has the caffeine running through it's system.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/30/05 10:13 AM

Capture that caffeine donkey waste.
Put a head on it and call it wine. Then you will have a thread that stands the test of time.
Cheers.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/30/05 10:51 PM

remember when all we had to talk about was Chihawk and the donkey, oh those were the days.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/30/05 10:54 PM

Quote:
remember when all we had to talk about was Chihawk and the donkey, oh those were the days.


Funny how we took them for granted. Id like to apologize to the Chi and to Juan at this time... I wont judge the donkey til the full story comes out.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/30/05 10:56 PM

It's "Jaun". Or at least I thought it was.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 05/30/05 10:58 PM

Valdez? You playing your drinking game?
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/03/05 09:38 PM

I wonder what ChiHawk and Tuby are up to this Friday evening. Taking the night off, like me, boys?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/03/05 09:49 PM

Probably seeing that their post can hit 200K any day now.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/04/05 09:52 AM

Are you swinging the sticks with George this weekend, or just hanging at the K helping out your buddy Buddy?

BREAK UP THE ROYALS!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/04/05 10:04 AM

Quote:
Are you swinging the sticks with George this weekend, or just hanging at the K helping out your buddy Buddy?

BREAK UP THE ROYALS!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
It's "Goerge".
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/04/05 11:49 AM

Only about 700 clicks to 200K.

If we got that donkey reading, how ast could he click with a cup of jo and four appendages...appendeges...apen...LEGS?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/04/05 02:12 PM

Donkey or not, this baby is hittin 200K by weeks end.
Posted by: jensen

A little story for Hawklin - 06/04/05 03:50 PM

Had to make a little delivery to a customer in Lee's Summit today. Colburn/Douglas off of 470. Anyways, after I was through with my customer I was looking around for a gas station to pick up a bottled water. It's freaking hot today. As I was looking around I heard a crash. Didn't sound like a car accident, but it was. I was the only car around. So I put her in park and got out to investigate. As I approached the first car a woman started to crawl out of the drivers side. She was looking at me and telling me that she couldn't breath. HOLY CRAP. I didn't know what to do. I told her to lie on the ground and be completely still. I knew she could breath because she kept telling me that she couldn't. I then called 911. After that I realized that I hadn't checked on the guy in the truck that was in the accident as well. I tried to open his door because he was completely still. I couldn't get the door open. Luckily, one of the truck's windows was broken so I was able to reach in and unlock the doors. This guy's knee was completely jacked. I have never seen anything like it before. Once again I had no idea what to do. He just kept saying, "it f'ing hurts man." I tried to keep him cool unitl the paramedics hit the scene. Long story short....I think it took the cops about 90 seconds to get on the scene. Just figured I'd rub it in a little. Our cops are better than Chicago cops. Just kidding.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: A little story for Hawklin - 06/04/05 04:42 PM

Nice work Jensen... And yes they probably are better. I wonder if I had called and said I was in an accident if someone would have come sooner. I doubt it, cause accident dont get much love here either. Nice work again.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: A little message for Jensen - 06/04/05 04:52 PM

On food network right now: Royal BBQ Battle.... In KCMO.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: A little message for Jensen - 06/05/05 10:26 AM

Jensen sorry to hear about you getting released by the Royals when Affeldt came off the DL.

That does leave you more time for bbq and golf though.
Posted by: jensen

Re: A little message for Jensen - 06/05/05 10:35 AM

I just hope I clear waivers.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: A little story for Hawklin - 06/05/05 11:35 AM

Tell you about a screwing in a an accident. My wife and daughter was at a McDonalds drive threw and started to pull away when a pick-up with a man and lady in it started to backout of a stall, my wife seen him and stopped and he just kept backing into the drive threw lane and hit her car. He got out and appologized all over himself and told her he was having trouble with his brakes and told her it was his fault and gave her his insurance numbers. My wife called the Topeka police and they told her since it was on private property and there was no injuries involved they would not send out an officer to investagate the accident. When my wife took her car into to be fixed and called her insurance and his (hence his fault even by his own admission at the scene) his insurance refused to pay because he told his insurance company she hit him. We put up a fight but without a police report it was he said she said so we had to use our insurance to fix the car. The moral of the story is if you are involved in a accident in Topeka on private property you better fake an injury to get the police to come out and do a report or you will get screwed!!!!
Posted by: jensen

Re: A little story for Hawklin - 06/05/05 11:39 AM

That's brutal.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: A little story for Hawklin - 06/05/05 01:37 PM

I can top that. About 7-8 years ago, I was driving on the north side of the downtown KC loop to get to bankruptcy court. I was exiting at Main and a panel truck entering from Broadway rear-ended me. My RX7 rolled at least twice and I climbed out the driver's window. My neck was quite stiff for the next three weeks, but I didn't claim any physical injuries.

The truck driver's insurance company nickel-and-dimed me to death on the value of my pristine RX7. It told the adjuster something to the effect of "I rolled twice and never sought medical treatment or claimed whiplash and you're going to dime me to death on the value of my totaled car?" His response was something to the effect of "Well, many people claim soft tissue injuries but you didn't, so the only issue is how much we owe you for your car".

If I'm ever rear-ended again, they're gonna need the Jaws of Life to get me out. I'm sure my neck will be all f***ed up.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/06/05 09:46 PM

Quote:
Only about 700 clicks to 200K.

If we got that donkey reading, how ast could he click with a cup of jo and four appendages...appendeges...apen...LEGS?


Sorry, but I had to save it. Having come this close, I just couldn't let it wallow away on page two, or three.

Now kick that donkey in the ass and get me some coffee.

Hey appy, I was out your way a couple of weeks ago. I should have stopped by and picked out my buffalo so you could give me an idea about when it's ready to go to market.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/06/05 09:49 PM

Thanks for doing your part... This baby used to pull at least 100 VPH (Views per Hour).
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/06/05 09:53 PM

The views are still there. I'd like to see it hit 800 replies. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/06/05 09:54 PM

Its good to make goals and achieve them.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/06/05 10:08 PM

Wow....onto page three zero.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/06/05 10:11 PM

Mark it down in the books.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/06/05 10:45 PM

We've past needing to count. Now let's get back to making them count for something.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/06/05 10:53 PM

Ok, I got one that counts and is very relevant to the posts. Today on my way to work, Andre Igudala and company were on my train heading downtown (To whatch the game I assume). They went the same way I did, I gave them the right away on the stairs out of the subway. Igudala said thanks, then one of his buddies stopped and starred me down. I said "Whats up" nicely, wondering what he wanted, he faded away back peddleing and still staring at me. I was about to go Creswell on his a$$.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/06/05 10:57 PM

I've told you time and time again that you need to buddy up with Chihawk. You've got to be careful when commuting.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 06/06/05 11:01 PM

Tell me about it, I was supposed to go home last night after posting on here... took the L home late like I always do (could write a book on problems on the L at that hour). Somehow someone stuck a bar in between work and my house and it had my name on it. I need someone like the Chi to keep my name off those type of establishments. Its dangerous out there.
Posted by: jensen

Brando.... - 06/06/05 11:44 PM

....were you here on a hot summer night?
Posted by: brando

Re: Brando.... - 06/06/05 11:49 PM

uhhh no...were you?...not that there is anything wrong with that.....
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/06/05 11:54 PM

One of my first evenings in Chicago I was heading out to meet up some guys I went to college with. Anyways, I wasn't working yet and I didn't want to hang out in my apartment any longer so I ventured out to get an early dinner. I just started walking north on Clark and eventually got thirsty enough that I decided to go in to this place. I didn't even look at the name of the establishment. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer and a cheeseburger. Without stretching the truth three different guys started conversations with me. I didn't think anything of it at first. Finally, I started putting all the pieces together. I wasn't really uncomfortable, but I did ask the bartender to make my cheeseburger to go. Not a good way to start out in a new city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by: brando

Re: Brando.... - 06/06/05 11:58 PM

While we are on the topic.....Yakov made a giood point...only in America can you tell your child a nursery rhyme about 3 men in a bathtub....not that there's anything wrong with that LMAO
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/06/05 11:58 PM

No, nothing.
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Brando.... - 06/07/05 03:33 AM

Hey there is nothing wrong with 3 men in tub, as long as they are not married, at least in KS and Misery.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Brando.... - 06/07/05 03:00 PM

Quote:
One of my first evenings in Chicago I was heading out to meet up some guys I went to college with. Anyways, I wasn't working yet and I didn't want to hang out in my apartment any longer so I ventured out to get an early dinner. I just started walking north on Clark and eventually got thirsty enough that I decided to go in to this place. I didn't even look at the name of the establishment. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer and a cheeseburger. Without stretching the truth three different guys started conversations with me. I didn't think anything of it at first. Finally, I started putting all the pieces together. I wasn't really uncomfortable, but I did ask the bartender to make my cheeseburger to go. Not a good way to start out in a new city. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
You know what Freud says about "accidents".
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/07/05 03:49 PM

Damn, I'm screwed. At least I wasn't screwed that evening.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Brando.... - 06/07/05 03:51 PM

...but sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...
Posted by: rockchalk6

Re: Brando.... - 06/07/05 04:46 PM

At least you didn't accidently walk into "The Manhole". I hear they have a good cheeseburger there.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Brando.... - 06/07/05 04:54 PM

I don't think I'd eat a cheeseburger from a place called "The Manhole". No bueno, as Juan would say.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Brando.... - 06/07/05 05:35 PM

<img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
Donkey doo will do, but, no cheesburgers in paradise come from a place called "the manhole". My god, that's brazen. I'll bet there isn't a closet in the place.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Brando.... - 06/07/05 06:09 PM

If there is, I'm sure it's chock full of rainbow colored raincoats.
Posted by: TubbySmith

Re: Brando.... - 06/08/05 12:03 AM

I'd appreciate it if we could get back on topic. I havent read my name in weeks! Upstaged by a colonic caffeinated donkey! Hello, remember me? From the hotel bar? It was only three months ago....
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/08/05 12:18 AM

Stop being selfish Tuby. This post was never about you, it was about ChiHawk, and him being better than everyone. Plus you mispelled your name.
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 06/08/05 01:07 AM

Hi Tuby. Dude, this is embarassing, and I hate to be the one to tell you...but you spelled your own name wrong. It's cool, though...I understand you like to drink a lot in hotel lounges, and accidents happen when people are drinking. See, I know this because recently, one of KU's...oh never mind.

For future reference...see, two "b's" make for a "tub" sound. That's bad. You should be looking for the "too" sound. Thus, Tuby. That's a good sound. We would also accept -- or even prefer -- Toobee, Too-Bee, or any similar derivation.

Keep it real, holmes.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Brando.... - 06/09/05 08:26 PM

I'm not quite sure how Tubby, I mean Tuby, wait Tubby, oh whoever the hell you are, but you were almost out of it from the beginning. It was almost like KU v Bucknell. Chi threw you aside very early on once he dropped your name he quickly moved to MJ. Hell he didn't even play golf with you. Your biggest mistake was not buying Chi a drink at the bar in the Om-in-eee (old WCW reference for some of you)like Gooden did when the Cavs were in town.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 12:01 PM

I'm reluctant to hi-jack this thread but, all this talk about "Meadowlark Lee" reminded Virgil of a story. When he was growing up in Wichita, he lived next door to a kid who's dad was friends with Abe Sapperstein, the coach of the Globetrotters. The friend next doors dad was quite the outdoorsy type with lots of dead animal heads and fur hanging from the walls and on the floor. Virgil says even tho it was obviously dead, it was difficult to look the black bear rug in the eye for more than a glance, but I digress. Anyway, so one time the Globetrotters and Sapperstein and Virgil and the next door neighbor and his dad all go fishing up above the Arctic Circle and the dad, Sappperstein's friend, catches what became for several years, the largest Arctic (something?) Virgil was young and can't really remember especially since neither he or the Globetrotters were actually there but, Sapperstein and the neighbors dad were and, Virgil does remember his dad rolling his eyes and looking disgusted upon hearing that the other dad had set the world record. It's not the same as talking KU BB with TS, but, it's more than nothing to Virgil. Shirley
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 12:06 PM

So let me get this straight. You met the Globetrotter coach in a bar and started talking KU basketball with him and then Virgil caddied for your neighbors Dad?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 12:40 PM

Sounds like Gilligans Island... Is that where the Chi resides now?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 12:51 PM

I had some donkey [censored] coffee this morning. Is that relevant to this thread?
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 12:54 PM

Quote:
So let me get this straight. You met the Globetrotter coach in a bar and started talking KU basketball with him and then Virgil caddied for your neighbors Dad?


Yeah, that's what Virgil was trying to say. Are you from Wichita too?
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 12:55 PM

Nope, but I have stomped the mean streets of Eastborough.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 12:59 PM

Jensen... Im heading out to get some Winsteads for lunch... If Tuby turns 800 while Im out please by him a shot for me. Man am I a bad friend for missing it.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 01:03 PM

Triple stack...special chocolate malt.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 01:06 PM

Triple Winstead it is.... has been that way since I was like 10. Got to get Cherry Limade too (they have never even heard of Limade in ChiTown)... Promise to treat Tuby good on this fine day.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 01:08 PM

Dude, nevemind.... I was seeing stuff again.... I thought it said 797 not 57... Im slow... I KNOW. Im also starving after this talk of my triple Wiinstead, and Im out.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 01:12 PM

Quote:
Jensen... Im heading out to get some Winsteads for lunch... If Tuby turns 800 while Im out please by him a shot for me. Man am I a bad friend for missing it.


Well I'll be go'in down to Winstead's gonna order up a burger and shake! Shake! Shake!

Old man Winstead, he knows what a burger takes!

From "Eating In Kansas City", "The Barbecue of DeVille"
by the Hoodoo Rhythm Devils
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 03:29 PM

I have to admit that I was a little jealous of the whole Winstead's thing. So here is what I did. After I picked up my dry cleaning I headed over to Hy-Vee. I bought some 85/15 ground beef, Scimeca's link sausage, cheddar cheese, Zarda bold and spicy, and tenderloin buns. Made a nice thick hamburger patty and threw it on the grill next to the sausage. Thinly sliced the sausage and placed it on top of the cheese that was over the patty. The key is the tenderloin bun. You have to have enough bread to hold what's inside. Sorry, Hawklin, no sides yet again.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 04:24 PM

Just got done eating a Smokehouse BBQ Burnt End Sandwich and have a slab of Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back Ribs for tonight while I watch Casamayor fight Raiymkulov on HBO at 9. What could be better?



Ans: Advancing to the 2nd round in the Big Dance
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 04:27 PM

Nice answer. Tyson is PPV...right?
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 05:02 PM

Yup, only $44.95 to watch that "what could have been" fighter. I don't remember the exact # but, he's lost something like 3 out of his last 5 or 6(?) fights. I buy PPV fights all the time but I think watching Casamayor and Miguel Cotto fight for free is probably a better investment.

http://www.hbo.com/boxing/
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 06:21 PM

Quote:
I have to admit that I was a little jealous of the whole Winstead's thing. So here is what I did. After I picked up my dry cleaning I headed over to Hy-Vee. I bought some 85/15 ground beef, Scimeca's link sausage, cheddar cheese, Zarda bold and spicy, and tenderloin buns. Made a nice thick hamburger patty and threw it on the grill next to the sausage. Thinly sliced the sausage and placed it on top of the cheese that was over the patty. The key is the tenderloin bun. You have to have enough bread to hold what's inside. Sorry, Hawklin, no sides yet again.


I figured out you just throw your sides into the sandwich anyways <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

No ABs tonight, so it got moved to my exit meal tomorrow. Hittin Garozzos with my Pops tonight... Well I guess Ill just leave on a high note like Costanza.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 06:44 PM

If there's an Italian Restaurant in KC better than Garozzo's, I don't know about it.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/11/05 06:54 PM

No offense to the father/son outing. Garozzo's is good. Just not even close to my top five. Carmen's, Marco Polo's, Cascone's, Lidia's. Ok....I guess it's in my top five.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/12/05 12:04 AM

Gotcha, but it was near where he was at... And loves their Spadini that none of those have... And we met Tuby at the bar for some wine before dinner.
Posted by: RockChuck

Re: Brando.... - 06/12/05 12:20 AM

I saw the Donkey enjoying a basket of Chicken Lips at the Tanner's here in Wichita last night . He picked a couple of waitresses and told Juan to "Ride his own Ass home".
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/12/05 12:23 AM

Am I the only one that hasnt seen the frickin donkey yet? I guess I got to see the ChiHawk, so I should count my blessings.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Brando.... - 06/12/05 12:34 AM

Quote:
No offense to the father/son outing. Garozzo's is good. Just not even close to my top five. Carmen's, Marco Polo's, Cascone's, Lidia's. Ok....I guess it's in my top five.


I like Lydia's too. When I first moved here, I found Cascone's wanting, but I was comparing it to Angelo's in Do Dah. I like Cascone's quite a bit now too. Marco Polo's...is that the place that is or was at 75th and Warnell? I've never heard of Carmen's, where is it?

Hawklin, I don't know nothin about no donkey either.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/12/05 12:38 AM

Oh I know about him, just havent seen the f#cker yet.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/12/05 01:20 AM

I think you have the right idea about Marco Polo's. It's now Jasper's on 103rd. Carmen's is in Brookside.
Posted by: jahawker2004

Re: Brando.... - 06/12/05 01:34 AM

I once lived a couple of blocks from Garozzo's. Roy Williams used to eat there occasionally. Also, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. Kid Rock's been there with her too..
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Brando.... - 06/12/05 04:05 AM

Who hasn't been there with Pamela? I think the donkey was there with her last week.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/12/05 09:39 AM

Actually, Hank Williams was in town and eating at Gorozzo's. He was in town for Derick Thomas' funeral. The daughter of Gorrozo was at the restaraunt after a high school dance with her date and friends. Hank asked them if they liked Kid Rock. Hank called Kid Rock and he flew down with Pam instantly. They had a jam session at Gorrozo's.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Brando.... - 06/12/05 12:33 PM

Quote:
Who hasn't been there with Pamela? I think the donkey was there with her last week.
Video?
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Brando.... - 06/13/05 03:47 AM

According to Donkey, Pamela kept the video, but ChiHawk stole it from her when they were dating. I expect Chi to release it on his website (Capt. Stabbin). Donkey said there was a good shot of him "Donkey Punching" Pamela. He said Juan taught him the art of "Donkey Punching" when they were working the "shows" in Mexico.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Brando.... - 06/13/05 09:16 AM

Actually, Juan has related to me in his drunken, broken English that his favorite move is the Durty Sanchez. But he does throw in the donkey punch every once in a while. Ya know, special occasions. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Brando.... - 06/14/05 11:51 AM

According to Juan, Pam told him that ChiHawk didn't have any moves in the bed and that he actually has a small wenis. That is why he has such a "short man's complex".

I always save the donkey punch for speacial occassions as well, like my wife's birthday or our anniversary.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Brando.... - 06/14/05 01:02 PM

I'm sure she waits with great anticipation for those dates.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/18/05 10:47 PM

Instead of hitting the town tonight I have decided to add to the Tuby thread.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/18/05 10:49 PM

Very good idea. I was hoping it would be bumped... But I didnt want to take accountability.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Brando.... - 06/18/05 11:21 PM

Hawlin you have such man love for this thread, Chihawk, Tuby, Juan and the donkey.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/18/05 11:24 PM

Whos to say I havent fullfilled that man love with a certain MAN in my area.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Brando.... - 06/18/05 11:27 PM

you might be able to handle Chihawk(i doubt it, to much of a man in his own mind), but ive seen a donkey show and you want no part in that.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Brando.... - 06/18/05 11:29 PM

What ever happened to Juan and the donkey?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/18/05 11:30 PM

Very true... the donkey isnt around these parts, is he?
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Brando.... - 06/18/05 11:37 PM

no the donkey that i saw in action was in the border town of Laredo TX. if you want some of it just cross the border and ask for boys town. but put the women and children to bed before you go, also make sure your flexbility is up to par.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/18/05 11:41 PM

Ive been know to hang out in border towns. Good cheap drinks, and donkeys painted with white stripes they try and pass off as zebras. Paints always melting in the sun.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Brando.... - 06/18/05 11:45 PM

thats not the only thing they try to pass off, if you hit boys town make sure you know whats what.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/19/05 12:08 AM

Forgot all about this, until this thread popped up. A friend of mine went to Gibsons last week with his girlfriend for his birthday. He said all the PreDraft kids were there. Said Hinrich was at a table with a bunch of them (I assume Keith, Aaron, and Wayne amoungst them) and Isiah Thomas.

Now I saw a bunch of the kids running around town, but what was Isaih hanging around with Kirk and company? The Olympic Committee was holding their meeting in town at the same time, so plenty of old timers would have been available for his company. Most likely meeting with kids like Wayne for individual workouts for the Knicks, weird just the same.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Brando.... - 06/19/05 11:45 AM

Quote:
Forgot all about this, until this thread popped up. A friend of mine went to Gibsons last week with his girlfriend for his birthday. He said all the PreDraft kids were there. Said Hinrich was at a table with a bunch of them (I assume Keith, Aaron, and Wayne amoungst them) and Isiah Thomas.

Now I saw a bunch of the kids running around town, but what was Isaih hanging around with Kirk and company? The Olympic Committee was holding their meeting in town at the same time, so plenty of old timers would have been available for his company. Most likely meeting with kids like Wayne for individual workouts for the Knicks, weird just the same.
Hawklin, kudos on your correct spelling of the incorrect spelling of "Isaiah".
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/20/05 01:36 PM

I hope you guys dont mind me bringing this to your attention.

I need a few extra bucks
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/20/05 01:37 PM

4.99 are you out of your mind. Got that jacket in size donkey?
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/20/05 01:39 PM

I'm just trying to get enough money for a late lunch. I am no ChiHawk. I need the cash. If you'll hurry up and PayPal me I would appreciate it.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/20/05 01:49 PM

My PayPal account has been violated as much as that poor donkey... You accept a Naismith Lunch card?
Posted by: jensen

Re: Brando.... - 06/20/05 01:50 PM

I can't eat there. I am of the Christian faith.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Brando.... - 06/20/05 01:58 PM

Hee Hee hee. Oh boy , that makes me laugh. Nacho bar or not, its always good to have some faith.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Brando.... - 06/20/05 02:06 PM

I used to have one of those jackets!!!
After a couple years I continued to wear it despite the fact the sleeves ended in the middle of my forearm.
Man I was cool when I was 10.
Posted by: kansasnation

800 - 06/20/05 02:07 PM

BOOYAH Hawklin!




Posted by: Hawklin

Re: 800 - 06/20/05 02:10 PM

Congratulations across the nation!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuby you make me so proud. 800!!!! Im going to celebrate and buy both jackets.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: 800 - 06/20/05 02:27 PM

all right Tuby(sniff sniff)i feel like ive watch you from nothing to the beast you have become today.

Venkman i think we DO need a full report about this thread.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: 800 - 06/20/05 04:31 PM

very nice work nation.
I clicked into this page only. I take it that Hawklin made the 800th post?
That boy aint no donkey! He runs with the FAST horses.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: 800 - 06/20/05 04:34 PM

Actually I made the 800th post (thus the fireworks) but I mentioned Hawklin because I knew he had been waiting for this moment for awhile.
Before we know it, we'll be hitting 1000.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: 800 - 06/20/05 04:40 PM

Why does every post on this page say RE:800 ?

I'm on a roll for this being a low tech comrehension day.
I'd be better off watching B westerns.
Posted by: kansasnation

viva la tuby - 06/20/05 04:43 PM

When I made the 800th post in the thread, I changed the subject line to "800". Apparently no one else decided to change it, at least til now.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: viva la tuby - 06/20/05 04:50 PM

elliiiibeee.
I never noticed that option before.
Cripes, I better get off this medication! I'm seeing a lot of things for the first time today!
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: viva la tuby - 06/20/05 04:52 PM

I haven't seen a thread this long since Mangino's sweater unraveled.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: viva la tuby - 06/20/05 05:02 PM

That must have made for a lot of tired cats!
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: viva la tuby - 06/20/05 05:10 PM

There were no survivors.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: viva la tuby - 06/20/05 05:27 PM

Quote:
elliiiibeee.
I never noticed that option before.
Cripes, I better get off this medication! I'm seeing a lot of things for the first time today!



About like me and my allergy meds last week...there were all kinds of stupid remarks coming from my keyboard! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Never fear KUSports.comers....'ol 61 is back on all fours! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: brando

Re: viva la tuby - 06/20/05 06:40 PM

Quote:
Never fear KUSports.comers....'ol 61 is back on all fours!


just be careful who you tell that to <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: hawk61

Re: viva la tuby - 06/20/05 06:45 PM

OMG...I never thought of it that way! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
From now on I'm stayin off this Tuby thread...it's dangerous! Open mouth insert foot! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jensen

Re: viva la tuby - 06/20/05 06:48 PM

I suggest keeping your mouth closed. Just kidding.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: viva la tuby - 06/20/05 07:31 PM

Jensen, you must have started beer-thirty early today and now you're feeling your oats...er, hops.

61, why doesn't your partner join in here? You wouldn't bethe only hubby/wife tandem on ths board.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: viva la tuby - 06/21/05 09:28 AM

A drunken Juan Valdez and his magic coffee-bean crapping donkey, FOUND!

Horsing around?

*warning* Very basic nudity, but only what they'll show on network TV from time to time...
Posted by: jensen

Re: viva la tuby - 06/21/05 11:00 AM

That could have waited until after lunch.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: viva la tuby - 06/21/05 11:07 AM

It's not like you don't see something similar in the mirror before breakfast. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jensen

Re: viva la tuby - 06/21/05 11:13 AM

I dont use a mirror. Wake up, shower, brush teeth, dress, out the door. It takes about 7 minutes.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: viva la tuby - 06/21/05 11:19 AM

Beard like this guy, huh?

Posted by: jensen

Re: viva la tuby - 06/21/05 11:22 AM

I am weird. I shave at night. Helps my sensitive skin.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: viva la tuby - 06/21/05 11:27 AM

Actually, it's funny you say that. In the video above, Juan was doing some tanning on his white-ass backside. He wanted the donkey to put some sunblock on his butt, since he has similar sensitive skin. Lo and behold, the donkey was "on" something and got excited. The rest has been recorded for posterior, er, posterity.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: viva la tuby - 06/21/05 11:44 AM

This is turning into a cyber sex education thread.
Here's my addition...

>
>
> >
> > >
> > >Modern version of the Birds & the Bees.....


> > >Little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The
> > >father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
> > >anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then
> > >I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We
> > >sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
> > >from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
> > >neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
> > >the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared
> > >and said: You've Got Male!"
> >
> >
> >
>
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: viva la tuby - 06/25/05 11:53 AM

page three boys and girls were slipping.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: viva la tuby - 06/25/05 12:01 PM

Quote:
page three boys and girls were slipping.
I'm going to Arthur Bryant's for lunch. Stud on all of you.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 08:48 AM

Quote:
page three boys and girls were slipping.


I had a Slip 'N' Slide when I was a kid.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 11:26 AM

Or was it the wet banana?
Posted by: jayshep

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 11:42 AM

No wet banana. Although if you hose him down, he'll tell you about his SAT scores.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 12:35 PM

Thanks for finishing off the assist! Some players like to blow the easy bucket, but you finished with some authority. Wayne Simien?
Posted by: jayshep

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 12:39 PM

My initials are J WS .
Posted by: brando

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 01:19 PM

damn...had to bring this back to page one..didn't we...though I am not helping the cause by posting...am I?
Posted by: jayshep

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 01:23 PM

Tuby will never die.
Posted by: brando

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 01:25 PM

Quote:
Tuby will never die.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by: jensen

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 01:40 PM

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by: brando

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 01:46 PM

no jenkens..you SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 02:02 PM

Long live the TUBBY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Posted by: tapps314

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 08:35 PM

The Almighty says this must be a fashionable thread...it's drawn the finest people...
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: viva la tuby - 06/27/05 09:06 PM

And the best asses...Jaun and the same.
Posted by: tapps314

Re: viva la tuby - 06/28/05 01:35 PM

What's up with this thread getting to the 2nd page of posts? Geeze..
Posted by: jayshep

Re: viva la tuby - 06/28/05 01:37 PM

I think your Braveheart reference blew everybody away. Everybody except Juan, of course.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: viva la tuby - 06/28/05 09:15 PM

Quote:
And the best asses...Jaun and the same.
Very punny.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: viva la tuby - 06/29/05 12:14 AM

Did any of you see the KenTuby Derby?
Jaun rode that donkey to the end. Lost him under the blanket of woosies. Yet another occasion where Chihawk showed up in silks...claiming they were coffee stains.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: viva la tuby - 06/29/05 05:34 AM

a Juan walks into a bar and sees a donkey seating @ a table and says........
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: viva la tuby - 06/30/05 07:45 AM

cause I'm a Juanderer, yeah just a Juanderer. I Juander 'round and 'round......
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 06/30/05 11:29 PM

LIVE TOOBEE LIVE
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 06/30/05 11:31 PM

Dont worry, Hawkin has landed to take care of you Tubs.
Posted by: tophawk87

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/01/05 11:01 AM

Maybe ChicagoHawk will run into JR in OKC and give us all an update?
Posted by: TeamRamRod

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/02/05 12:28 AM

This thread reminds me of a true incident at the Replay Lounge. This old guy started buying me drinks and proceeded to tell me how his first sexual experience was with a kitten that bit his junk. I wanted to walk away but something compelled me to listen to him. Probably the following statement he made "I figured if a thermometer can fit there, why can't I?" You just can't make that [censored] up, folks. I can't remember anything from advanced algebra or chemistry but somehow that crap is stuck in my head. Not sure if he was Chihawk or the Donkey.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/02/05 08:16 AM

Bill Burroughs told that story to everyone.
Posted by: rockchalk6

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/02/05 10:43 AM

My mom is a real estate agent in St. Louis. She gets a call from some old friends that live part of the year in Florida. They have some neighbors whose daughter and son-in -law are moving to StL and are looking for a referal of an agent. My mom meets with the wife and it turns out she and her husband are KU grads. Her husband is in the FBI and being stationed in StL. They start talking about KU basketball, and my mom says she got to realize a dream of hers and watch a game at Allen Field House last year. The gal tells my mom her husband played bb for KU. The player/ agent: Eric Pauley. My guess is he won't be doing much undercover work at 6'10".
Posted by: TeamRamRod

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/02/05 03:09 PM

Quote:
Bill Burroughs told that story to everyone.


For some reason I took CPSY 101 my freshman year and it didn't take long for me to start skipping the class and going to Love Garden all the time. We had to keep and turn in a journal about stuff that happened to us at KU. Well one day I'm in the Town Crier bookstore(again skipping that class) and Burroughs is there with his sidekick James Grauerholtz buying gun magazines, metal mags, and porn. Uncle Bill was kind enough to sign my copy of Interzone I had in my backpack and told me about how the publishing company and screwed up the cover on the reprints. I of course put this in my journal and that [censored] teacher marked me down on the entry because I was supposed to be at class.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/03/05 11:05 AM

[censored]. Meeting William S. Burroughs was more important than anything she had to teach that day.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/03/05 11:05 AM

What's CPSY?
Posted by: Shirley

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/03/05 11:16 AM

Quote:
[censored]. Meeting William S. Burroughs was more important than anything she had to teach that day.


No kidding. TeamRod, you were wise not to let school get in the way of your education. (I don't remember who said that.) Uhhhuh huh, Bill said, "Steely Dan".
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/03/05 11:19 AM

Quote:
Quote:
[censored]. Meeting William S. Burroughs was more important than anything she had to teach that day.


No kidding. TeamRod, you were wise not to let school get in the way of your education. (I don't remember who said that.) Uhhhuh huh, Bill said, "Steely Dan".
Steely Dan? The dildo or the band?
Posted by: Shirley

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/03/05 11:28 AM

Quote:
Steely Dan? The dildo or the band?


We'll never know for sure but, my guess is that Bill was not talking about a chrome-plated band.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/03/05 11:34 AM

Has this thread become the internet equivalent of the bridge underpass where you ditch your broken-down love seat? Seems so.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/03/05 11:52 AM

In the future, groups of young people in search of a cheap thrill will hold scavenger hunts on this thread and one object they'll get credit for is, "dead bodies".
Posted by: rockchalk2305

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/03/05 11:53 AM

Well, I guess I need to get in on this. I have been reading this post ever since it started and figured it was time to post in on it. I haven't yet, but here is my contribution!!!
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/06/05 09:49 PM

Hey everybody, I found this really nifty TOO-BEE thread just laying on the ground over on page 2. Isn't it neat? Can we keep it? Huh? Can we? I promise to feed it and walk it and ....
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/06/05 09:50 PM

Good work... Alas he is not ours to take. He belongs to the world.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/06/05 10:34 PM

Donkey sighting tonight!
Got my hopes up.
Turned out to be a commercial for something called Parrot Bay.
I've never been there. Have you?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/06/05 10:36 PM

Ive been know to drink at a bar called Parrots... doubt that it. Pretty seedy.

Im a Whiskey man Appy... Coconut flavored liquor tastes like sun tan lotion to me.
Posted by: brando

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/06/05 10:46 PM

Your tounge must either never gets sunburnt or you have the best tanned tounge in chicago
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/06/05 10:47 PM

Aloe solves all problems Brando. Hows that head doing in the Kansas sun now?
Posted by: brando

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/06/05 10:49 PM

not burnt yet.....and the women love how smooth it is <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jayshep

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/07/05 08:29 AM

Too bad it's owner isn't quite as smooth, huh? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/07/05 08:47 AM

I seem to recall that some suntan lotion didn't taste too bad...depending on the platter.
My war horse got a sunburn on his nose.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/10/05 02:27 PM

Hope he stays clear of the Fury of the Nile
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/10/05 02:47 PM

That confirms it, I have West Nile virus. I got a misquito bite the other day that is now really swollen and red. It's got a rash forming around it and I almost never scratch it. Just my luck, I was just getting over mad cow disease.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: TooBee Flatlining...Defibrillator Time - 07/10/05 02:50 PM

Watch out for the killer bees too... I hear they are on their way.
Posted by: kansasnation

Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 02:59 PM

I HATE killer bees. Which kind of bees are they?




Is it this kind?








Or is it this kind?



Either way I'm getting the hell outta here!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 03:03 PM

Is that crustyrimjob and booger time?


Im 2 strides ahead of you.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 03:08 PM

Those two fellas in my above post are actually shred and rusty. You can tell by their mizzou-colored panties.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 03:09 PM

My detective skills are diminishing with age. Which one is sporting the stache?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 03:19 PM

Tuby completely honest, I'm not sure which one is sporting the stache. If I had to guess I'd say shred, rusty seems like the type of guy who would really enjoy a mustache ride.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 03:20 PM

I think you're right. I doubt rusty can grow one yet.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 09:20 PM

Kissin the wrong end of a donkey might help.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 09:29 PM

Maybe it's more like kissing the wrong end of Juan?
Gotta keep it up only...21/2 most til Late Nite! Can we make it? I think this thread has to be an iniation (sp?) for "newbies!" Read the whole damn thing...we may never see some of them again!
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 09:34 PM

Heck, even I get lost tryng to keep up.
If a newbie started reading this thread now, they might just about catch up by latenight.
But they would never understand it. And if they did, would that constitute a basis for loss of privileges?
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 09:38 PM

This is true...only understood by us "oldtimers!"
Did you PM park?
Posted by: jensen

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 09:59 PM

Killa Beez on the storm
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/10/05 10:13 PM

He lives!

61, yes I did.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 10:39 AM

Those killa beez are alright. 'Cream' is still one of my favorites.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 11:58 AM

Quote:
He lives!

61, yes I did.



Am I smart or what? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> I oughta make my living at this stuff!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 12:00 PM

Killer Bees? But there's only one "b" in Tuby.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:00 PM

While Tuby does only contain one letter 'b', the name itself refers to multiple b's.
Tuby = 2 bee = bees

Class is dismissed.
Posted by: malik2004

Re: Killer bees?! *DELETED* - 07/11/05 03:11 PM

Post deleted by appyhawk
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:15 PM

Classy.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:33 PM

We gots to get this thread to the next page so I don't have to look at that. What'd you do Malik? Get violated by the donkey to lay something like that?
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:36 PM

Agreed Shep, more messages, stat.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:37 PM

BeeGee's? No G's in Smith.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:37 PM

Man, Malik stinks.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:39 PM

I hate to do this, but..
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Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:41 PM

Are those magical coffee beans?
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:41 PM

Pretty nasty coffee.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:42 PM

Yep. Coffee beans for all. Only thing keeping me going at work today. Other than this, of course.
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:42 PM

The beans are shaped pretty funny too.









Will this page never end?
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Killer bees?! - 07/11/05 03:43 PM

Only 1/2 hour of work left for me. No need for coffee like that.
Posted by: jayshep

The page that never dies - 07/11/05 03:44 PM

Seriously though, there's gotta be repercussions for posting crap (pun intended) like that. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jayshep

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 03:44 PM

HA! Got it.
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 03:45 PM

Good job shep. I pity the fool who opens up page 36.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 03:46 PM

LOL! I really need to use "I pity the fool" more often when I speak.
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 03:48 PM

I thought I'd introduce a new character to keep the Magical Donkey company.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 03:50 PM

I pity da fool that posts poo poo pics.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:02 PM

Man, this post has literally gone into the toilet. Can't we get back to talking about ambiguously gay wrestling tag teams from the 80s?
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:06 PM

Sorry malik. I love ya but that was just toooo graphic.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:06 PM

Wow, that was my first post on this thread. Now I can tell people that I actually accomplished something with my life. Posting in a thread that was started by a person who claims to have talked to Tubby Smith and played golf with Michael Jordan, what a rush. Dear mom and dad, I've FINALLY made it! Yeah!
Posted by: malik2004

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:12 PM

sorry...
it wasn't mine if that makes it any less gross.
google image search page 2 for "poop".
pretty much sums up how I feel about this thread though.
no offense...just sort of sick of looking at it.
I also have no idea what pages 3-35 say. I don't think I
will ever bring myself to read it all.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:14 PM

Your loss. I feel I can safely speak for all when I say that our lives have been enriched by the Tuby thread.
Posted by: malik2004

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:16 PM

OK.
So maybe i'll frickin read it already, geez.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:16 PM

Do you not see the irony here?
You're complaining about a thread lasting forever, yet your complaint helps keep it alive and bumps it to the top of the page.
Posted by: malik2004

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:16 PM

Maybe I just felt a little left out, alright!
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:19 PM

I'm sorry guy, you're my cheesy poof.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:22 PM

You should have found a pile of donkey doo. At least that would have had some relevance. Ha.
My keyboard is sticking again.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:22 PM

I predict this thread will hit 1000 posts on 7/15/05 at 11:31 am.
Posted by: rockchalk2305

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:24 PM

I hope it hits 1,000 before I leave for vacation next Monday. I don't want to miss it!!!
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:26 PM

The tuby thread will be here after you return from your vacation, so rest easy knowing that you will miss none of it.
The tuby thread will outlive us all.
Posted by: rockchalk2305

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:27 PM

Thank you so much for the sense of security kansasnation!
Posted by: jayshep

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:27 PM

This thread gets the 5 Cheesy Poof award.

Posted by: rockchalk2305

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:29 PM

I hope that's a good thing...
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:31 PM

Quote:
My keyboard is sticking again.


Appy, if you could pry yourself away from those 'adult' sites for a few minutes, you might find your keyboard stickiness greatly reduced.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:32 PM

Cheesy Poofs, magic coffee beans, it's all the same stuff.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:32 PM

Probably still got afterbirth from his calves on his hands. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:34 PM

That's just gross shep. Geez, try to maintain some standards.
<img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:36 PM

I don't know what I would do with a site more adult than this one. Except maybe talk to adults!

ooooo. Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:38 PM

I know you couldn't resist, THAT'S THE PROBLEM!
Is your keyboard destined to suffer in stickiness forever?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:41 PM

You guys take Tuby way into the 900s and nobody wants to call me? Appy... at least a smoke signal or something.

We are down the final stretch now.... 1K hear we come.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:42 PM

Hey Hawklin, did you make that av?
If so, you need to incorporate a sandwich or something so it's looks like Cheny is eating.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:44 PM

Is someone going to bake a cake for Tuby when he gets to 1k?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:46 PM

I have a feeling the only 'baking' going on won't require an oven.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:50 PM

Ok...what did I miss here? Then again maybe I don't want to know?!
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:51 PM

Quote:
Man, this post has literally gone into the toilet. Can't we get back to talking about ambiguously gay wrestling tag teams from the 80s?


like who.......The Brain Busters? Or any tag-team w/ The Genius? Or even The Killer Bees?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:53 PM

I found a some free gif maker, took a pic from some online story, and photo shopped it.... for some reason its grainy on here now, its perfect as a file. What kind of samdwich would you like to see?

I was thinking about baking some of those coffee beans right now.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:56 PM

Quote:
What kind of samdwich would you like to see?


In my mind I see a sub sandwich, but I won't limit you to my mental images.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:56 PM

I think he should be eating Cheesy Poofs.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:57 PM

I personally like the Hart Foundation with their pink and black outfits. Also, the British Bulldogs, the Rock 'n Roll Express. Maybe the best was Demolition. Two guys named Ax and Smash dressed up in matching goth outfits? How could you now love that?
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:58 PM

how could I forget about those teams...man I suck! They rocked
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 04:58 PM

Bushwackers we close to those 2 too.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:00 PM

That's true. Also, the Nasty Boys and the Legion of Doom. Those were the days!
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:01 PM

oh yeah....the Bushwackers.......
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:03 PM

Hey, all this wrestling talk is closely approaching a somewhat legitimate discussion. Legitimate discussions have no place in the tuby thread, here it is all nonsense, all the time.
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:04 PM

well maybe it is because I changed my location....
Posted by: joshrid

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:05 PM

okay, how's this? boobs
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:06 PM

Quote:
okay, how's this? boobs


mmmmm...shannon......oh wait my bad
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:08 PM

Quote:
okay, how's this? boobs


Better.
Hey, you guys are posting a lot. I think you're all trying to ruin my prediction that tuby hits 1000 on Friday. You are usurping me!
Damn you usurpers!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:08 PM

1 last comment... One of the Nasty boys is on that new show "Hogan Knows Best.... such a trashball.


Anyways... I was just out at the beach and I saw Pamela Anderson lifeguarding. I told her it was my rookie year as a beach goer, so she let me hold her whistle and in thurn I let her hold the spool on the kite I was flying.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:09 PM

Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:09 PM

no I am just trying to get caught back up to hawklin...he gained 100 posts on me out of no where...I guess when you sit at home all weekend.........(I am ducking now)
Posted by: joshrid

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:10 PM

usurp...ummm...pancakes.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:11 PM

I would duck too....

My weekend actually started today and it was filled with alot of Frisbee. I gained some obnoxious amounts of posts at work this weekend.
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:14 PM

speaking of pancakes and boobs....

last weekend as I was driving to my inlaws, I heard a radio commercial for Durex Condoms....it went like this....

Sex with regular condoms, the girl kicks the guy out of bed in the morning. Sex with Durex condoms, the girl makes her man breakfast in bed. So remember, sex with regular condoms, (door slamming). Sex with Durex condoms, mmmmmm maple syrup.

I laughed quite loudly.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:15 PM

Well that was a perfect segue Brando. You should be on PTI, not Whitlock.
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:16 PM

i like you already josh....maybe they can get my face with me holding up a sign on their backdrop lol
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:47 PM

Just wear a Durex on your head...no need for a tattoo.
For added effect, pour some maple syrup on top.

Top it off by sprinkling some dehydrated donkey muffin powder.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 05:49 PM

And some shish.
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 06:08 PM

Quote:
Just wear a Durex on your head...no need for a tattoo.
For added effect, pour some maple syrup on top.

Top it off by sprinkling some dehydrated donkey muffin powder.


oh appy....no no no NO!
Posted by: paducahawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 07:49 PM

Brando, has anyone commented on your new avatar "location" before now??? classic
Posted by: hawk61

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 07:54 PM

I swear this thread gets more bizarre every day!
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 08:56 PM

Quote:
Brando, has anyone commented on your new avatar "location" before now??? classic


nope not yet....just changed it this afternoon....i kinda like it
Posted by: hawk61

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 09:02 PM

Just as long as we always know where you are brando!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 09:14 PM

Just call the bar at the Omni hotel.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 09:33 PM

How many pages just today? 3 or 4?
One more page will hit 1000 replies.Wonder what the prize is?

O, I know. Just call the bar at the Omni.
Posted by: jensen

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 09:35 PM

Free round at Olympia Fields with MJ while Tuby serves as your caddy. Not too shabby.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 10:05 PM

One free round and you couldn't pry me out of the cart!
Course, I'd take the donkey over a cart anyday.

MJ..."Four".
Me..."Play".
Posted by: joshrid

Whatever happened to... - 07/11/05 10:53 PM

Chicagohawk? This is his baby and he's not even around to see how big and strong Tuby's gotten. What a shame!
Posted by: jensen

Re: The page that never dies - 07/11/05 10:55 PM

So the prize is foreplay with MJ?
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: The page that never dies - 07/12/05 12:49 AM

Quote:
Probably still got afterbirth from his calves on his hands. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Thats the 2nd time today I have seen afterbirth used in a joke. Somebody must stop the madness.
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/12/05 02:04 AM

wow this is getting deeper and deeper.........sorry I was busy throwing the meatballs to Bobby Abreu lol
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: The page that never dies - 07/12/05 11:37 AM

Quote:
I found a some free gif maker, took a pic from some online story, and photo shopped it.... for some reason its grainy on here now, its perfect as a file. What kind of samdwich would you like to see?
Arthur Bryant's beef.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/12/05 10:01 PM

WOW...10 hours and no new post...I am ashamed!
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/12/05 10:56 PM

am I gonna have to take this thread to 1000 posts myself?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: The page that never dies - 07/12/05 11:13 PM

Nation put a hit out anyone who post before the 15th. Heard something about BIG bullets.
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/12/05 11:37 PM

hmmmmm......well hawklin with you replying to my post you might have a bullet with your name on it too lol

are they BIG bullets like in Super Mario Brothers....
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: The page that never dies - 07/12/05 11:50 PM

One of Bullet Bills goons... no way. Not on this thread.
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 01:00 AM

well we do have Super Mario now.....
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 10:22 AM

Now we just need to recruit a Luigi and we'll be all set...

Anyways, this one time at band camp John Kruk and I were trying to see how many hard boiled eggs we could fit into a tuba. We had just squeezed in the 179th egg when Michael Jordan walks in and challeges John Kruk to game of one-on-one. Well Kruk and I both assumed MJ was referring to basketball, but it turns out he meant a one-on-one game of twister.
Kruk, fat but confident, decided the make a wager with MJ on the big twister match. The loser would have to polish the winner's "instrument" for a week. So as MJ stretched in preparation of the big match, Kruk chugged 2 gallons of whole milk and ate 13 hotdogs. Since the temperature was well over 100 degrees that day, I suggested that milk might be a bad choice but Kruk remained as confident as ever. Kruk then tied his mullet into ponytail to show that was he not only business in the front, but business in the back as well. Since I was the only other person there, thus making it impossible for anyone to dispute my story, I was given the honor of spinning the little spinning thing.
MJ was up first: right hand green! A tough start for the basketball legend, but he handled it well. Then Kruk's turn: left foot red. While this should have been extremely easy, Kruk somehow struggled with this one. I gave the little spinning thing another spin and right as I was about to read MJ's next position, Rosie O'Donnell comes out of nowhere and completely blindsides John Kruk with a waffle iron, laying him out flat on his back. She then belly-flopped her whale-like body onto Kruk's bulbous belly, which unfortunately led to me being reacquainted with the milk and hotdogs John had recently finished off.
Rosie then stood up and stomped on Kruk's privates with the force and thunder of a herd of rabid elephants, which caused John to let out such a loud and high-pitched squeal that my hearing will never be the same.
Apparently it was Rosie's tuba that Kruk and I had filled with eggs.

So the moral of this story kids, is never mess with a fat lady's tuba if you plan on later playing twister with Michael Jordan.


P.S. If you haven't noticed, I'm having a REALLY slow day at work.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 10:41 AM

funny that you say this nation....the samething happened to me @ band camp except Kruk was Juan and MJ was Chihawk and the tuba was a latin percussion aspire conga set with bongos and Rosie was Rosie. it was a latin instrument band camp and i guess Rosie was trying to get her flavor on. but the excact samething was going on you know Chihawk going all Chihawk on Juans ass acting like he was the best @ twister. anyway i thought it was funny how this could happen twice @ differant band camps.
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 10:56 AM

Maybe it was twice at the same bandcamp. Nation didn't specify when or where, and you know that the bandcamp must have been pretty exclusive if chihawk went.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 11:07 AM

yeah it could of been i never really thought about that way. i bet it was because you wouldnt think you would have two huge legends like MJ and Chihawk unless they were togather. speaking of Chihawk the one thing i remember about him was his instrument ceramic flutes, ancient animals. he kept saying "this is how you get the girls" i thought he looked kinda funny, but what do i know about rich girls from Chicago. here the ones he was playing, his may of been better but this is close. http://www.novica.com/itemdetail/index.cfm?pID=88127
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 11:13 AM

Does anyone else feel compelled to view this thread as a metaphysical phenomenom? I see it on a parallel with the notion of infinity. Where does it end? Or must it have an end? Does it become the thing unto itself with the individual posts losing all significance in the shadow of the state they serve? Is this totalitarianism, then?

Or could we view this thread as a metaphor for the expanding universe, which must at some point reached it's boundary and begin to collapse in on itself? Is this the post that begins that implosion?

And how many freshmen will we start next year?
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 11:21 AM

Quote:
Does anyone else feel compelled to view this thread as a metaphysical phenomenom? I see it on a parallel with the notion of infinity. Where does it end? Or must it have an end? Does it become the thing unto itself with the individual posts losing all significance in the shadow of the state they serve? Is this totalitarianism, then?

Or could we view this thread as a metaphor for the expanding universe, which must at some point reached it's boundary and begin to collapse in on itself? Is this the post that begins that implosion?

And how many freshmen will we start next year?



you may of just killed this thread with the first basketball question. for me the Tuby thread can come or it can go...but for some they live and die by this thread. i would watch yourself with all that collapse and implosion talk. but the thing with MJ, Chihawk, and Rosie really did happen to me.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 11:30 AM

BlueGrass -- I think thats the same flute that my friend Link uses when he wants to transport to another world. Was there a girl at this camp that goes by Zelda? She would have to be there if ChiHawk was, cause shes from Chicago... such a little princess.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 11:39 AM

zelda zelda aaaahhhhhhhhh ZELDAAA yeah she was there. kept huging everyone and talking about how she could feel my energy. i was like whatever, i thought the girl could of done with a good bath and a shave. but what do i know! she was playing coconut shell kalimba http://www.novica.com/itemdetail/index.cfm?pID=92650.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 11:51 AM

Yeah she will do that... On my rookie season at band camp she had me running all around trying to beat up some guy named Ganon. I beat the guys a$$, trashed his cabin, and absolutely no pootanany... she just disappeared again. Tease.
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 12:17 PM

Can these ceramic flutes be played jazz flute style?
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 12:21 PM

Geez...and I was just wondering if it would crash the servers...
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 12:21 PM

yeah if your good! Chihawk could do it.....
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 12:24 PM

As good a Ron Burgundy?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 12:27 PM

No one is as good as Ron Burgandy. By the way bluegrass, I'm not buying your band camp story. Now my story with Kruk, MJ, and Rosie is 100% fact and I have pictures to back it up. Although I can't show you because that would break a peace treaty I signed with Rosie after an unfortunate incident involving brownies and a shovel.
Posted by: Stitanic

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 12:33 PM

This thread is like one long Dennis Miller joke....with Rosie....shoveling brownies....onto donkies.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 06:18 PM

And don't forget about Juan!
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 06:31 PM

i believed you story nation until you said you had pictures. how could you have pictures and been spinning the twister? i dont buy it!
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 07:36 PM

Is this thread a knothole in the band camp board fence?

346K views? No way. Who slipped the extra digit in there?
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 10:39 PM

ok am going to help this get to 1000 posts......this is 995
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 10:39 PM

996
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 10:40 PM

997
Posted by: brando

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 10:40 PM

ok time for a meaningful post...wait i said meaningful post on the tuby thread??? my bad
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 10:41 PM

999........
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 10:42 PM

1000.....i would like to thank all the people out there who helped make this such a meaningless thread.......lol
Posted by: joshrid

Re: The page that never dies - 07/13/05 10:42 PM

With that many views it's more like a hole into the woman's shower stall ala Porkys
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 10:42 PM

Oh Brando.... Did you even get fireworks or confetti before doing such a monumental move?
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 10:46 PM

yeah, i am still lighting fireworks off....wait that was the el-mezcal I had for supper....nevermind
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 10:48 PM

El Mezcal #1 or #2.... I used to live between El Mezcal 1 and the Runza. Was a great place before all the bullets started flying.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 10:49 PM

there was an el mezcal by runza? i know of #1 on 23rd and #2 on iowa and #3 in topeka
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 10:50 PM

In between #1 on 23rd, and the Runza. My meals were well rounded including DQ's chicken finger basket.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 10:52 PM

You may have just put forth the most selfish move in the history of Kusports.com. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 10:54 PM

We'll just have to do it right for 2K.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:13 PM

well no one else was helping the cause....it sat last night for 11 hours with no post, and I was gone tonight for 5 hours and it got only 3 posts.....come on jensen, tuby would be proud that his name can and will live in infamy on the kusports.com message boards...where else can a man named tuby get this much attention....besides playing in a foresome at Agusta with MJ, Chicagohawk, and Elvis?
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:21 PM

My order finally arrived
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:23 PM

Who uses Kush-Unders? Who wears padded underwear?


Kush -Unders were originally designed for seniors to allow more comfortable sitting with padded underwear. Now Kush-Unders are being discovered by others as a way to be more comfortable as a sitting spectator or an active sports participant.


Spectators at sporting and other events can now enjoy comfortable sitting for extended periods. Whether you are wearing Kush-Unders while you sit on the hard bleachers of a high school gym as you watch your daughter/son compete or at a concert or watching college or professional sports you will be glad you are wearing Kush-Unders
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:24 PM

jensen you wish had that big of a package.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:25 PM

oh my jensen......
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:33 PM

This guy wears his kush shorts backwards
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:36 PM

WTF? he must of felt good about himself!
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:38 PM

RING MY BELL, BELL, BELL...RING MY BELL!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:38 PM

Does it take a while to load? Not working at the place of business... Ill have to wait til I get home in 15 min.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:39 PM

no it came right up for me
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:41 PM

Hawklin you have 2876 post and Registered on Sun Mar 27 2005 07:46 AM.......AMAZING! your wife must love this place. your your own Tuby thread...not that there is anything wrong with that.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:41 PM

Ill check in a few minutes... Sounds like its not to work related.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/13/05 11:42 PM

Wifes at home sleeping. My boss must love it... whoever that is.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 07/14/05 12:07 AM

Quote:
Last Thursday night in Indy. I was staying at the hole in the wall Ramada but had a good friend staying at the Omni (Cincinnati and Kentucky's Hotel) directly across the street from the RCA Dome. As soon as the Illinois game ended we walked over to the Omni to wait for my friend to get ready and noticed a small hotel bar with a side TV and was watching the end of the Creighton game. There was one guy directly in front of me and a guy from Creighton hit an unbelievable shot. I turned to the guy in front of me and said "I can't believe he made that." The guy turns around and says "Yeah, one heck of a shot". As he turned around I noticed it was Tubby Smith. I watched the earlier game with Kentucky vs. E Kentucky first game of the day and congradulated him on their earlier performance. Somehow I got to talking that I was a KS fan and we briefly talked about the game earlier in the year at Rupp. He told me he was surprised how they had fallen off towards the end of the season and said that being such a great team (Noted Wayne Simien) and he thought they would have a great tournament. Well, I guess we know how that went. Anyways, it was kind of cool talking KS ball with Tubby regardless of how I feel about UK.



somtimes i think we forget how this was all started. god Chihawk is cool! any thoughts on what his doing @ the moment? besides playing golf with MJ.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smith - 07/14/05 12:09 AM

Reading this board day in and day out... Getting as mad as mad maxhawk... trying to locate me first... then the rest of you will be off'd.
Posted by: jensen

Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 12:17 AM

One of my favorites.....


Leawood
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Loc: Leawood, Ks Re: Let's see . . . [Re: ChicagoHawk]
#178992 - Thu Mar 24 2005 01:59 PM Edit Reply Quote Quick Reply



You graduated from Julian Wright's high school 9 years ago. That would make you about 27 years old.

MJ's rookie year was 20 years ago.

So you caddied at Olympia and played a round of golf with MJ when you were 7. Pretty impressive, I must say.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 12:35 AM

That was the biggest hit of the thread.... all hell broke loose from there. And then my favorite quote came about.....


"I don't have to back myself up. I played golf with MJ when I was a caddy as said before. I am at work and typing 50million words a minute. I was a rookie caddy"


No where near his initial statement. It was clear as day.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:35 AM

Quote:
Hawklin you have 2876 post and Registered on Sun Mar 27 2005 07:46 AM.......AMAZING! your wife must love this place. your your own Tuby thread...not that there is anything wrong with that.


I PM-ed hawklin the same thing about 45 minutes ago lol
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:37 AM

Neither one of you will stand in my way... until I quit my job.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:38 AM

kinda like kaun standing in neulhiserweimermeister way during the Iowa State game? lol
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:41 AM

More like the gates of Tuckaway getting in the way of Chenowiths Ford Explorer.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:43 AM

sounds like crunch time to me.....
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:44 AM

Thus the reason Tuckaway added forward spikes to their gates.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:50 AM

but what if they come at it from the other way?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:54 AM

From inside? They only wanted to keep Cheney out of the place.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:55 AM

lol

bigger question did it actually work? lol

or how many times did he try before he stopped......

he should have just gone for a chalupa
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:56 AM

So speaking of KU athletes and cars... we could keep this thread going with all the driving problems we've had.....

Chenowith and Tuckaway

Chenowith and Tow truck

Giddens and Jackson flipping SUV

Lester Earl and his many Master P rides

Big Dub getting stolen

Football player and Taco Bell Drive through ..... more?
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 08:45 AM

TJ Pugh and his DUI.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 09:58 AM

Damn you brando, damn you.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 11:19 AM

Good work shep. TJ Pugh memories are always appriciated.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 11:46 AM

Out of curiousity, I had my speed-reading girlfriend start reading this thread from the beginning while I began reading 'Remembrances of Things Past.' Not only did I beat her to the finish, but I'm halfway through War and Peace, while she is currently on page 38 of this thread.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 11:59 AM

Did she enjoy the read? Is she following it with an essay?
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:04 PM

she needs to...someone needs to. whatever happened with Venkman?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:33 PM

Turns out he got a little extra scrap for that jacket and is now sailing the world.
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 12:51 PM

ChicagoHawk probably goes biking every morning with George W. Bush. Rides shotgun with Danica Patrick. And has an affair with Princess Diana,(O wait! She's dead!).Lol
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/14/05 12:53 PM

With all that extra dough, maybe now he can afford to hang with chihawk.
Posted by: brando

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 12:57 PM

Quote:
Rides shotgun with Danica Patrick


and that is a bad thing?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 12:58 PM

Considering there is no shotgun in an Indy car...
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 12:59 PM

Quote:
And has an affair with Princess Diana,(O wait! She's dead!).


And that is a bad thing?
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 01:04 PM

ChicagoHawk probably helped Roy decided to go to NC. Helped Barry Bonds with a syringe. And made bets with Pete Rose.
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 01:09 PM

Quote:
ChicagoHawk probably helped Roy decided to go to NC


That's just crazy talk. Everyone knows ChicagoHawk is the best, richest, toughest, most important KU fan ever. He wouldn't have wanted Roy to leave.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 01:12 PM

I almost forgot, one of my Law Professors helps represent Roy. Surely he would have some inside info. on a prominent Jayhawk such as ChicagoHawk.
Posted by: Venkman

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 07:34 PM

So Chenowith does or does not live at Tuckaway these days?
Posted by: brando

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 07:39 PM

hey its venkman.......did the JV camp finaly get done?
Posted by: Venkman

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 07:48 PM

I don't even get it, that's how cool that is...

As cool as running from PMs, right brando?
Posted by: brando

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 07:50 PM

dude....do you need to be justified with a response? I never answered your pms cuz I did not feel the need
Posted by: Venkman

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 07:51 PM

So your persistency just lies in being an ass? Good to be the funny man?
Posted by: brando

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 07:56 PM

ummmm.....and this convo is going where?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 08:10 PM

Nice work on the Tuby thread guys keep it up. I dont think Chenowith ever lived at Tuckaway.... He lived at the Hawker with Jeff Carey. He couldnt get into Tuckaway so he rammed the gates. How was the open water Venk?
Posted by: brando

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 08:12 PM

becareful Hawklin....don't be mean to venkman
Posted by: Venkman

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 08:19 PM

Open waters have got me in the store about 87+ hours the last two weeks. I've just been busy lately and nothing's cookin' right now to talk about. Even the J.R. transfer was boring to me. I guess I just assumed it would play out like that. I really wasn't surprised. Right now, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that Ty Law wants to play for a Super Bowl contender next year.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 08:23 PM

The weight gain article didnt make you drop everything at work? Where are your priorities?
Posted by: brando

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 08:24 PM

ok...ill shoot...open waters? I thought you worked at one of the downtown sporting good stores....the only store I could phathom to have anything to do with open water is Sunflower...or maybe I just have no idea what you are talking about...won't be the first time
Posted by: Venkman

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 08:28 PM

Open waters was a reference to my sailing the world off my eBay winnings. Sarcastically saying that the open waters have me at work, I'm explaining that I'm not sailing at all. And never have I said I have anything to do with downtown.

Your JV camp comment derived from comments involved with another poster. Which is what was irritating to me.
Posted by: brando

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 08:37 PM

i thought you had said at one time you worked at a sporting goods store downtown....if you don't...my bad...sorry...and I do admit i had no idea what you were talking about so I am sorry...I will go back to discussing basketball with tuby
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 08:39 PM

If only maxhawk could learn from you.
Posted by: brando

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 08:40 PM

often imitated...NEVER duplicated
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 08:41 PM

how about syndicated?
Posted by: brando

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 08:49 PM

only if TiVo is used
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 09:15 PM

This thread seems to be drifting from the original topic.
Posted by: brando

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 09:28 PM

and your point is...............
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/14/05 09:47 PM

I forget ...
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 12:29 AM

woe be unto the dim dolt that clicks "all"...

and even then they'll never know!
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 03:18 AM

I need help. I open this thread everyday knowing that nothing meaningful will ever come out of it, yet I still open it and read every last comment. What is wrong with me? Is there hope or am I a lost cause?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 03:26 AM

Youve got support here.
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 04:46 AM

Thanks. I may need as time goes on and this tread approaches 2k post.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 08:08 AM

So I got a strange phone call last night about 2 am. Some guy with a really thick Columbian accent, asking me to bring him his knife. He was drunk, slurring his words and hiccupping between every sentence. After I told him I didn't know what he was talking about, he asked for a ride home from the bar. Apparently the donkey he rode in on had taken off. Then, it dawned on me. I was talking to Juan! After telling him to stand on his head and drink from the far side of the glass to get rid of those darn hiccups, I told him to stay put and I'd be over to get him. Apparently, he'd gotten himself into a little bit of trouble at the local drinking establishment with some big, tall, athletic looking fellas and needed a ride home, pronto. Alas, when I arrived at the bar, ol' Juan was nowhere to be found. I did see a trail of coffee-smelling donkey dung trailing into the moonlight though....
Posted by: Stitanic

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 09:17 AM

Shep, I know that columbian. He is living with a bunch of bolivian guys that don't understand the concept of bill paying. So they have had their gas and electricity turned off. Now they sit in their dark, hot apartment trying to convince Julio (the drunkest and most violent of them all) not to stab them, that they are not robbing him. So if you hear of a slashing at hawk's nest, it was juan
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 09:23 AM

Hmmm...so Juan's had an apartment all along, huh? That lying sack of....

He was living with his magical coffee-crapping donkey in my closet for a couple weeks after I picked him up at the Mexican border. He must have just been on a bender and forgotten where he lived.
Posted by: Stitanic

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 09:30 AM

Well, except for...no...it is all true about a columbian named juan living with a bunch of bolivians. I went over there to visit them last weekend. Kind of scary. Many bottles of rum and solid darkness makes them untrusting of a tall, goofy white guy.
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 10:15 AM

ChicagoHawk probably goes swimming everyday with MJ and the kids in there indoor pool, Calls up Tiger Woods and gives him advice on club selection, and he probably is right now on a date with Jennifer Aniston.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 11:52 AM

I open this thread everyday knowing that nothing meaningful will ever come out of it, yet I still open it and read every last comment. What is wrong with me?

You are suffering from the affliction of our age: existential ennui. You must learn to create your own reality and to reaffirm your Essential Self. You are becoming an increasingly marginalized mote on an ever-expanding organism and are in danger of being swallowed up and irrevocably lost. Each contribution you make to the organism becomes of less and less utility due to the teeming hordes of hangers on who make their own pointless contributions. The beast serves only itself and if someone doesn't take action to eradicate it, it threatens us all.

Now, do you think Giddens will find his shooting touch at New Mexico?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 11:55 AM

Only organism in here are some coffee beens growing in a few closets.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 11:59 AM

You said, 'organism.' Heh heh.
Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 12:04 PM

I got this emailed to me the other day. Chicagohawk wanted someone to see a picture of his "rich a$$" hangin with Bruce Weber. I am a believer now.



This thread needed another gratuitous photo.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 12:14 PM

Does Weber have his hand on that guy's organ?
Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 12:14 PM

A bit of trivia, this thread will soon eclipse the number of posts on the entire Baseball Board. The Cato Institute projects it will pass the Women's Basketball Board sometime about mid November. Everyone who has supported this cause should be proud.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 12:15 PM

We need to turn it into a statistics class and get some good numbers on everything that went down.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 12:16 PM

Then why, despite my negligible contributions to it, do I feel so filthy?
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 12:28 PM

Probably because you haven't showered this week, you filthy hippie. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 12:40 PM

You are going to have to ask that of someone who has better electronic instruments than me. My Garmin GPS doesn't even have a moral compass.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 12:55 PM

Probably because you haven't showered this week, you filthy hippie.

No, that's not it. It's because I'm switching between this board and the ashleysimpson.com.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 12:58 PM

Park, I introduced the idea of infinity as it relates to this thread and no one seemed interested. But your mentioning that this one thread may eclipse all others combined got me thinking. Is it possible that this thread could actually become larger than the entire board, including this thread. Could the part become bigger than the whole? (I know that's never been a problem for me and my girlfriend, but that's for another thread).
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 03:56 PM

Where has Chicago Hawk been at all this time?
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 04:00 PM

He quit this post on page 4 or 5, I think. He is far too important and powerful to waste his valuable time talking with us. He'd rather be talking to Tuby.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 05:02 PM

Quote:
Where has Chicago Hawk been at all this time?



He had followed me around on a few other threads...flaming out... so I dug up the Tuby thread which had fallen to page 5 or 6, and kept it alive as retaliation. Disappeared for good after that.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 08:59 PM

A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

Go right to the source and ask the horse
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.

People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.


A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And this one'll talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?

Well listen to this.

I am Mister Ed.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 09:03 PM

This thread makes alot more sense than the others... This is my home... Getting close to appy's now there is a horse, donkey, etc....
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 11:26 PM

RedHot... I found your post... Fly wasnt as small as you thought.

Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 11:31 PM

I bet rusty would let you borrow his fly swatter. Oh wait, I think he's using it at the moment.








Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 11:37 PM

Thats amazing, but could really hurt yours hearing that way Russ... be careful.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 11:42 PM

1100... We could hit 2K and have a proper ceremony this time, and it would only take another week or 2. I could also be padding my stats while Im at work so Rafael Palmeiro and I hit milestones together.

I know, Im pathetic... no need to reassure me.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 11:49 PM

Quote:
I know, Im pathetic... no need to reassure me.


Hey, at least you don't have a fly swatter sticking out of your head like the tool in that pic.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 11:51 PM

Funny how that fly swatter wearing numskull has nothing to say today with all the Roy talk today, but has been in and out of the site all afternoon.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/15/05 11:56 PM

Speaking of tools like rusty, who is the biggest tool of all time? My vote is for this guy:

Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/16/05 01:19 AM

That's a serious fly. If that fly were on the wall, ChiHawk and TooBee would have been talking about insects instead of KS BBall. No doubt that fly got his nutrition from the waste of a magic coffee bean crapping donkey. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

The lyrics to the Mr. Ed Theme Song have now been posted on the TooBee Thread. Damn, this thing has seen it all. If (another) kusports.com T-shirt is made, there had better be some sort of TooBee reference. It's only right.
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/16/05 01:45 AM

Quote:

You are suffering from the affliction of our age: existential ennui. You must learn to create your own reality and to reaffirm your Essential Self. You are becoming an increasingly marginalized mote on an ever-expanding organism and are in danger of being swallowed up and irrevocably lost. Each contribution you make to the organism becomes of less and less utility due to the teeming hordes of hangers on who make their own pointless contributions. The beast serves only itself and if someone doesn't take action to eradicate it, it threatens us all.


Wow I think I might shoot myself now. Thanks.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/16/05 08:14 AM

Don't mention it. No charge.

And have a great day!
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/16/05 08:24 AM

Man, I could get the chicks with a sensitive-guy sweater like that! Is that from the Alan Alda collection?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/16/05 08:27 AM

It seems this thread has become the equivalent of the remote underpass where people (not I) dump their broken down appliances, sofas, loveseats, La-Z-boys, mattresses and box springs.

Oh! Here's a 486 computer for you, Kelly.
Posted by: tapps314

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/16/05 08:28 AM

Who would have thought this thread would one day involve Bob Saggett???

LORD HELP ME!!!
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/16/05 08:33 PM

Quote:
Who would have thought this thread would one day involve Bob Saggett???

LORD HELP ME!!!


That's only because Bob was playing in the group in front of Chi, MJ and Osama. Funny shiite teh first three times Osama hit into Bob's fousome and called for a holy war because of the slow play.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/16/05 08:41 PM

I played in a member/guest with Bob. It was the strangest thing....his head covers resembled these girls.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/16/05 08:42 PM

Those troll doll head-covers he has are a hoot. I liked the one with the green hair te best.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/16/05 10:15 PM

Aliens...
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/16/05 10:46 PM

Rumor has it that he got those covers as a graduation gift.
Of course, he's not worried.
The studio could care less.
It's that poor magic bean crapping donkey that's left holding the bag, and they may not let him play due to his handicap.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 10:30 AM

I got a question for all you alumni out there...did any of YOU recieve gifts from boosters?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 10:42 AM

Quote:
I got a question for all you alumni out there...did any of YOU recieve gifts from boosters?
My aunt, a big booster of the Williams Fund, gave me $20. Of course, I wasn't an athlete unless undefeated chug-a-lug champ of the Hawk counts.

Should I self-report?
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 11:10 AM

Yes, you better self report. A postseason ban on avtivities like that would be devestating.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 11:20 AM

Wooo...wooo...wooo...take this kind of discussion to another thread. You are disrespecting the Tube.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 11:24 AM

Quote:
Yes, you better self report. A postseason ban on avtivities like that would be devestating.
A post-adolescent ban would be far worse.
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 11:32 AM

Mr. Ed is dead

Jensen, you better lookout.

Also, we better report to Juan to make sure he doesn't take the donkey to New Zealand.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 11:42 AM

That's not what I heard. And I got it straight from the horse's mouth.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 02:36 PM

God, how I hate puns ... other people's puns, I mean.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 02:53 PM

We took a poll and your puns are safe for the moment! Remember?
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 03:36 PM

How did this whole thread get started? We got to get ChicagoHawk back! The man is fun to make fun of!
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 04:03 PM

I haven't seen him on here ever since this ridiculous thread started. Anyone else?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Introducing the 7 year old caddy.... - 07/17/05 06:00 PM

With every log in on this board comes the same stupid posts without looking for the same post already there, so Im just going to throw anything new in here where it belongs. Anyone read Riggs blog on Lawrence.com? Last article before shipping out is blaming Bohl.


Jimmy Rigged
Posted by: jayhawkcsg

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 07/17/05 10:23 PM

i have nothing to say, but i wanted to be a part of history.

that'll do, pig...
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 07/17/05 10:26 PM

Where is this pig? Are you going to take care of the animal you just placed in this habitat? Animals are a big responsibility...

appy you think you could help?
Posted by: jayhawkcsg

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 07/17/05 10:28 PM

Quote:
Where is this pig? Are you going to take care of the animal you just placed in this habitat? Animals are a big responsibility...

appy you think you could help?


I promise to milk it once a day...
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 07/17/05 10:29 PM

You think you could catch rusty? He seems to run quite alot.
Posted by: jayhawkcsg

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 07/17/05 10:30 PM

Rusty's about as greezed up as greezed up gets. he's slippery in a sleezy kinda way.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 07/17/05 10:33 PM

Some of that lube is from the enjoyable hazing he gets from the great UNC fraternity.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 07/17/05 10:33 PM

Now that was just downright cruel! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
But true! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

Too-bie Toobie Doo...the thread that keeps on giving! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:28 AM

hey 61......here is some bantering........TAG you're it
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:31 AM

No...you're it!
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:32 AM

On your mark...
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:32 AM

Get set........
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:34 AM

oh that was sneaky...but TAG...now you're it
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:35 AM

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:36 AM

Where's Hawklin at? He's it!!!!!!
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:38 AM

quick go hide behind that tree...i'll hide under the deck...he won't see us....
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:39 AM

He must've gave up on us
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:40 AM

what a party pooper....that or it was too hard for him to count to 10... <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:44 AM

Quick post something...you're on that dreaded 6 # !
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:45 AM

I actually just saw the donkey... hes out this fine Sunday night as well. Looks like hes hopped up on some cofee beans too.


Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:45 AM

its gone now...whewwwwwww
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 01:51 AM

OMG...LMFAO...ya got me there! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Appy points there!
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 02:00 AM

"bump" a good pic of the donkey!!
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 02:02 AM

i cant see the donkey
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 02:03 AM

It's on Hawklin's post
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 02:07 AM

yeah, i see the box where it should be at but it I only see the red X
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 02:10 AM

Ah...it's sooooooooo cute...shows a real jackass!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 02:10 AM

You didnt take the right sugar cube.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 02:10 AM

like the jonny knoxville kind?
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 02:12 AM

Kinda looks like rusty
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 02:12 AM

ok it is 2am and I am up this late and sober...i am headed to bed....peace out..L-Town down
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 02:13 AM

me 2.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 12:44 PM

Hawklin...where'd my donkey go? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 06:06 PM

I can still see him, but I had a few more beans than you.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 09:22 PM

Rumor has it that Sadaam loves the beans served in Ft. Leavenworth. I have some business dealings over there and I was informed that Sadaam is resting in our back yard.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/18/05 09:39 PM

Posted by: jayshep

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 08:20 AM

Is that a magical coffee bean?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 08:50 AM

That one might not have been blessed with alot of magic, but he is definitly a bean.
Posted by: kgreg01

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 08:53 AM

Either way, the little guy looks like he has strong attributes to promote on his own, magic aside.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 09:27 AM

The way he's acting, it looks as if maybe he's partaken of some magical coffee beans.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 10:05 AM

I try to raise the level of this thread and its metaphysical implications and all you can do is drag it down with cartoon legumes. I remember, back when I was a young lad, when this thread use to stand for something and now you youngsters have come along and corrupted it and turned it into your own filthy playground. I despair for humanity.

Now, will there be a younger team than KU next year?
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 11:25 AM

Don't try to talk basketball on this thread unless, of course, it's with Toobee Smith. Geez, fenton.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 11:59 AM

Good work Shep... the Tuby thread appreciated the hard work you've put in.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 12:08 PM

It'll never happen again, I promise.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 12:12 PM

Well....alright. I'll call off the hit I had put out on you.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 07:48 PM

KF doesn't have a pun to put on the Tuby thread? I'm shocked!
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 11:19 PM

Tuby or not Tuby. That is the question ...
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/20/05 11:22 PM

BTW, did you notice that this thread has had more than 366,000 views? How many college degrees might have been achieved in all that wasted time? How many situps? How many laps around the track? How many literary tomes completed?

Answers: 7, 5,065, 1287, 17
Posted by: hawkzfan21

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/21/05 12:35 AM

Good point kelly, we are rotting our lives away with this stupid thread.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 07/21/05 07:52 AM

Dont ever include me in your "we".
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/24/05 12:59 AM

So I was talking KU basketball with Creswell the other day. Real nice guy. Come to find out he is a HUGE Lobos fan. He was excited to see Giddens heading to New Mexico. He was hoping someone good smuggle in some magic coffee beans into the jail, they crap they have just isn't cutting it. Cres said Whitlock is doing good and was really excited about his week on PTI.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/24/05 05:25 PM

Don't tell me, let me guess...
Cres got religion, too!
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/26/05 01:47 AM

Of course everybody that goes to jail/prison is a person of God. Thats how they get reformed and go on to be productive members of society and NEVER <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> commit a another crime again. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/26/05 01:54 AM

If there is any real savior around here its got to be the Hizzle. Good to know there are still real live heros out there. Kid goes out there and rescues Tuby without asking for anything in return again. Job well done.
Posted by: kellyfenton

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/26/05 10:51 PM

Anyhoo, has anyone noticed in the past week that the number of views on this thread have gone from approx. 300,000 to now more than 400,000? Does anyone else sense what I'm sensing? This thread has sprung to life and exists independent of our participation. I was afraid this would happen. Last night, it woke me up and demanded to be fed. I refused and it automatically put a picture of Tuby on my wallpaper. Someone needs to kill this soon. I already regret writing that ... Oh no, oh my God! ...JKSKajdjlzlaj;llaaa;;a;a help ...shjaljl. ... . ..
. lalll , is that you IB? .ahhlaljhhl .. . . m..
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/27/05 06:00 PM

Thanks for the props Hawklin. I do it for the people. They need this thread. They want this thread.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/27/05 06:18 PM

The numbers never lie.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/28/05 09:44 AM

The ultimate milestone is 1,000,000 views. I don't think Tuby will make it, but crazier things have happened.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/28/05 10:55 PM

Thought Tuby could use some new substance: Thank you boog.


Quote:
It was a couple years ago...I was coaching his son...and it was the same day that I met Marvin Williams for the first time. Ironic...I meet MJ and MW (who was billed as the next MJ by some) on the same day. Out w/ the old...in w/ the new.
I don't want to bore you w/ the rest.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/29/05 08:42 AM

Geez, this thread takes thirty seconds to load even with a DSL line.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/29/05 11:38 AM

Sounds like you need better DSL service, the thread loads right up for me. If you happen to live in the Denver area I could help you out with that.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/30/05 10:55 PM

Powerball comes....Powerball goes....I lose every time.
Posted by: Dont_Fire_Quin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/30/05 11:00 PM

I don't think I've posted on this thread yet, so I just wanted to join the long list of names.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/30/05 11:08 PM

If it was mere list of names this thread would a passed along time ago fella.
Posted by: Dont_Fire_Quin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/30/05 11:11 PM

I know but I just wanted to be part of the imfamous "tuby" thread
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/30/05 11:16 PM

Tell me something I didnt know... this mother is hotter than appys hot thread.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/30/05 11:19 PM

Quote:
Powerball comes....Powerball goes....I lose every time.




How much was it up to? Do you pick your own numbers?
Posted by: jensen

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/30/05 11:22 PM

No - I let if flow electronically. It's somewhere around 60.
Posted by: Dont_Fire_Quin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/30/05 11:27 PM

I wonder out of all the past powerball winners how many have picked thier own numbers, and how many have just let them be what they will.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Cres - 07/30/05 11:28 PM

I like to play when they get real big... but then I lose my ticket when showtime comes.
Posted by: Party_Foul

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 03:10 AM

Yes, Finally I posted in this thread!!!!
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 10:37 AM

Since today is my birthday, I think it's appropriate to thank Tuby for giving birth to me many years ago.
Thanks Pappa Tuby!
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 10:43 AM

I think I read somewhere once that stated 60 percent of all winning tickets sold are quick picks. I wonder how long it would take to start at the very first post on this thread and read ever single post?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 11:49 AM

Whoa! Look at that birthday cake.... does that always happen? I havent noticed it before. Happy birthday... tell Tuby to warm his hand a little before smacking your ass.

And why does it say "no birthdays today" on the front page if they bothered to bake a cake.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 11:51 AM

Quote:
I wonder how long it would take to start at the very first post on this thread and read ever single post?



Tell us when you are done. Then leave the report on BlueGrass's desk.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 12:41 PM

Just 84,820 more page views and this thread will have been seen a half million times.
I'm not sure a birthday cake will quite suffice...better send Jaun and the donkey out on a girlie run, or just have brando bring em back from Vegas. This will require a genuine CELEBRATION.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 12:47 PM

I dont think brando is included in the next Tuby celebration. Going to have to sit this one out as punishment for the last.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 01:09 PM

BBQ sauce secrets on Food network...now .
Posted by: jensen

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 01:23 PM

I watched Bobby Flay on Iron Chef last night. I hate growing in age. My television habits are rapidly changing. Discovery and Food Network are on my list now. I catch myself watching VH1 every now and again. I get so pissed with myself.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 01:29 PM

The wife has Food Network on 24/7... Man I feel like Sal when I make a post like that. Anyways, she gets away with it with comments like... They are BBQing in Kansas City.
Posted by: MOHAWK

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 01:52 PM

I guess I am officially on board now that I have posted to this thread.

How many posts will it take before this thread becomes self-aware?
Posted by: badair

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 04:20 PM

Note to moderators------- I will no longer be posting to this thread as it appears to be making my computer cough! Lord knows what germs it might be harboring! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 05:53 PM

The viral aspect of Tuby-ball.

And to think I first thought they were donkey muffins...
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 05:57 PM

I think those were donkey patties you were sampling.
Posted by: brando

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 07:22 PM

Quote:
Yes, Finally I posted in this thread!!!!


its about time derek....how did it all go with sabu last night?
Posted by: jensen

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 07:24 PM

Started off at Louise's West. Went on over to the Yacht Club. Found an ATM. Finished the night off at the Bird.
Posted by: brando

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 07:27 PM

you were in lawrence jensen...i was in KC last night...hit westport up...did "the Pub"...cuz we did not want to pay to get into westport....got home at 5am

next time you are in town and go to the bird, let me know
Posted by: jensen

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 07:32 PM

No, I wasn't in town. Just taking a guess as to what kids are doing in Lawrence this summer. I know what I would have done last night. I'm starting to lose my drinking stamina. I enjoy a solid Friday afternoon and evening of golf followed by a nice meal. That's my idea of excitement. Usually home by 11. Boring. I was thinking that I'd save a lot of cash by staying away from the bars, but the golf courses are eating up everything I have.

Anyways, we need to talk about your choices in KC drinking establishments. The "Pub" should be on no one's list.
Posted by: brando

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 07:36 PM

it was late....we wanted to go to westport...i would have been content with tanners 119 or coaches there at 103 and wornell...but hey....i paid for nothing so it is all good to me....it went all down the same
Posted by: jensen

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 07:42 PM

True. Very true. Tony is about to kill Ralph. God I love this show.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:00 PM

jensen...is that your fav bbq sauce in your avatar?
Posted by: jensen

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:03 PM

It's the only BBQ sauce.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:10 PM

I thought it came in spicy as well?
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:13 PM

I like Curley's myself.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:21 PM

Curley's ???? Thats not BBQ Sauce. LOL <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> Big Bob Gibsons sauce rocks!!!!! http://www.bigbobgibsonbbq.com/ I was in Decatur Alabama and just happened to go into this place and came out a fan. I bought a case of sauce to bring home. The Mustard sauce is out of this world.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:24 PM

So I was, um, busy for three weeks, and missed the last 385 posts here. What'd I miss? Did Tuby ever find that "b" he lost? I bet he's heratbroken. Poor little guy.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:33 PM

The show I was watching on the Food Network today "BBQ sauce secrets"... profiled mostly KC BBQ sauces and then Big Bobs White BBQ sauce. People were coming in from all around to eat there.


Posted by: bighawk84

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:41 PM

Like I said I hadn't heard a thing about them till I spent the night in Decatur and just happened to go in there. I about went to sonic hence it was 8:30 at night and had driven all day down there and had a meeting at 8 am the next morning. The owner even came out and talked to the three of us and told us about all the awards he had won and his wife took us back into their trophy room and showed us the trophies.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:45 PM

Did you invite him to the Royal?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:45 PM

Quote:
took us back into their trophy room and showed us the trophies.


Did he share the secret ingredients?


61 is that how it happened when Boshee showed you the 3 point trophy? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:49 PM

http://www.bigbobgibsonbbq.com/main.htm


According to this link the won it last year in 2004.
Posted by: badair

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:52 PM

Quote:
I like Curley's myself.
I also like Curley's!! I do not like spicy sauce and Curley does it for me! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 07/31/05 09:55 PM

While were going BBQ tonight... For all the Colorado kids out there... KC BBQ in the mountains. Called Q4U. Awesome... they have pictures of original ABs, Jack Stack, Zarda, etc. XXX sauce is where its at.
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 08/01/05 03:14 AM

Quote:
it all went down the same


I think thats what Juan said after he made the last girlie run.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 08/02/05 11:13 AM

Does anyone know if Bryants sells its sauce in plastic bottles the way Gates does? If so, where can you pick them up? (Much better to throw in a suitcase than glass).
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Talking KU basketball with Your Mama - 08/02/05 11:18 AM

Quote:
Does anyone know if Bryants sells its sauce in plastic bottles the way Gates does? If so, where can you pick them up? (Much better to throw in a suitcase than glass).
I don't think they sell them in plastic, but you can call AB's and have sauce shipped. 816-231-1123
Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/02/05 12:15 PM

Someone recently emailed me this picture of Bruce Weber, Kathleen Sibelius (pre Silver Fox days) and a rather satisfied looking large rodent. I had no idea what else to do with this image, so thought I would add it to this thread.

Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/06/05 03:46 PM

That's not Kathy with Bruce. It's Rue McLanahan of Golden Girls fame. The "rodent" that you speak of is actually Bruce and Rue's love child.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/07/05 12:39 PM

I saw OJ this past weekend. Apparently he went to a big autograph session in Rosemont unannounced. He didnt have any vending permits and was causing some issues... so they gave him the boot. So he headed downtown and continued signing autographs and taking pictures... one photo opportunity I would have actually enjoyed, but regretfully had no camera in site.

PS: i think you all know who he was staying with while in town.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/07/05 12:46 PM

I'd say R Kelly, but probably Chi.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/07/05 12:53 PM

Correct. But dont get me started with R. Kelly. He is a daily part of my life now. such a piece of work. He is standing outside Crunch gym at Grand and Wabash every single day since they dont like him hanging out with minors at Rock n Roll McDs. He drives his Maybach (sp?) and gets followed around the city by 1 of 4 of his tour busses. Yes around in the city to every stop he makes. He just bought his security team a fleet of the new higher end Jeep Wranglers all tricked out in black. The man has some issues.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/07/05 03:45 PM

At least his issues are with young females.

Damn I didn't just write that did I?

I understand OJ cleared about 15k before they kicked him from the autograph show. I hope he uses that money in his search for the real killer (maybe he can invest in a mirror.)
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/07/05 04:35 PM

He has plenty more issues than the girls, but thats the life of the ego maniacs. OJ clearing 15K huh? How do those things pay out? What is his rate? I hear he spent all his loot at Gibsons with the great one.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/07/05 04:39 PM

From what I understand, they were collecting right at the table. $50 to $150 depending on what you got signed. What a crock of beans.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/07/05 04:45 PM

Hilarious. Wonder what he would have charged to have him sign my kitchen knife?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/07/05 05:06 PM

I don't know why you guys give OJ such a hard time. If you'd just look at his face, you'd see that he is innocent.




Posted by: brando

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 12:40 AM

I am ashamed of everyone on here....I am gone for a week and I come back to ONLY 9 new tuby posts.......tsk tsk tsk
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 12:42 AM

No sh!t... welcome back sir! Able to type, so Im guessing your in 1 piece?
Posted by: brando

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 12:50 AM

yeah...i caught something in vegas......wait that sounds bad...i caught a cold in vegas...i feel like poop...took it easy friday night, hit it HARD saturday night with a 4 hour party bus then over to the Hard Rock, and nothing to drink last night or today...not sure if i could take it.

had a steak and champagne buffet dinner wednesday night when i got there....landed at 3pm vegas time, checked in the hotel at 4pm, ate at 4:30pm, had 8 glasses of champagne gone by 6:30....what a night
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 12:54 AM

Brando, you decided to come visit this lowly board after you hit the jackpot in Vegas? You did hit the jackpot in Vegas right? I mean, gambling is a sure way to get rich.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 12:58 AM

Sucks you felt bad, but you made the right move. Better to be miserable and funtional, then to ruin a trip completely.
I was beyond sick in Albuquerque and I tried to party it out in a Casino. I spent a week there that night.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 12:58 AM

I know these guys missed you while you were gone!



Look, they even made friends with an animal to show you they are cooler than Segfried and Roy. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:02 AM

Are those the killer bee's again?

Maybe someone should go back and find that post on here. maybe there should be some retrieval projects on this thread. I wonder how long it would take?
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:05 AM

The Killer Bees strike again! You don't know they are here until it's too late.

I know they were on here before, but that was probably about 300 or 400 posts ago. It was right about the time Tuby really took off and got over the 1000 post hump.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:12 AM

Quote:
I mean, gambling is a sure way to get rich


That's why I have decided to become an offshore bookie. My only problem is, off the shore of Lake Michigan doesn't count. I guess investing my life's savings in servers and gear for my bookie webiste was a gamble. But that's what life is about, taking risks, right? I mean you only go around once, and you've got to grab the gusto (was that Schlitz?).

On your death bed, do you want to have to look back and say, "D@mn, I should have lived a little and invested my life savings in some poorly researched get rich quick gambling scheme, instead of those boring, safe, mutual funds I bought! I should have taken risks!"

I thought not! I live the risk-taking life you just dream about. Please send me money.

If you need a gambling fix: I am thinking of a number between 1 and 10. 2 will get you 1 you can't guess it. Maybe soon I can buy my shoes back. The road is hot.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:13 AM

6
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:15 AM

This thread was off from the get go. What page do you think the different killer bees posts is at? Im guessing 32.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:17 AM

Nope. Pay up.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:17 AM

That reminds me of National Lampoon's Vegas Vacation. Clark runs out of money and has to go play games like "guess the number" and "war" to try to earn back his money.

Hopefully, I will be heading to Vegas in January. There is no better way to celebrate the New Year than losing your whole year's income off the bat! Money isn't good for anything anyways...excpet buying stuff is guess.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:20 AM

I'll say 36, but those bees could be anywhere.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:22 AM

Quote:
This thread was off from the get go. What page do you think the different killer bees posts is at? Im guessing 32.


This would be a good one: The over under on what page ChicagoHawk last posted a message, I'd set at 7. 44 pages ago. This thread now is to the original Tuby thread as Fred Phelps is to being a good Christian. This analogy will be on the SAT next year by the way.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:24 AM

Hey, we were pretty close. The answyer is:

Tuby and Bees

If you are too lazy to click the post, or just don't care enought to, it is page 35.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:28 AM

Quote:
Nope. Pay up.


Nope, but I found Hank Williams, Garozzos, Derrick Thomas, Kid Rock, Pam Anderson, The Donkey, Juan, Dirty Sanchez's, Donkey punching, short mans complex, Tuby, Zebras, Hinrich, Isiah Thomas, Kansas youth satin jacket, Naismith Lunch cards, Nacho bars, and of course the ChiHawk.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:29 AM

I was pretty f'n close though. I didnt over bid, and that s good if I was on the showcase showdown.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:33 AM

The big question is were you close enough to win both prizes? Don't forget Bob Barker looks like a nice old man, but he's really one tough SOB. Just ask Adam Sandler...and the former Barker Beauties.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:38 AM

I would guess coming within 1 page would win both showcases. I just got won a brand new dinet set and a neeew fishing boat.

Posted by: brando

Re: Wasn't sure what else to do with this - 08/09/05 01:41 AM

Quote:
Brando, you decided to come visit this lowly board after you hit the jackpot in Vegas? You did hit the jackpot in Vegas right? I mean, gambling is a sure way to get rich.


no jackpot....played some slots, but I guess I am not 74, smoking 3 packs a day of virginia slims, on oxygen, have to get around in a motorized wheelchair....so nope no jackpot.

played some roulette...lost ALOT on that

finally started to play blackjack sunday night, broke even on 2 days of blackjack

did a slot tournament...had a friend there win 2nd place and win $100....not bad for a $10 entry fee
Posted by: brando

I guess this belongs on here....... - 08/09/05 01:45 AM

I did not see any big celebrities....sorry appy no jenny pictures...wanted to go to the Palms on saturday night for the Duece Biggalo premire, but did not make it.

BUT..I did run into this guy this morning playing blackjack...

Brian Thornton

him and his buddies were there at Treasure Island...did not talk to him much but talked basketball to his friends quite a bit.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/09/05 01:51 AM

Quote:
Ok, your right. I am a server at the ESPN Zone.


What are the specials?

This thread is a thread you can read over and over again because once you get to the end, you certainly forgot how it began!

P.S. The quote is from page 12
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I guess this belongs on here....... - 08/09/05 01:52 AM

You sure it wasn't at the Omni?
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/09/05 01:56 AM

Quote:
Ok, your right. I am a server at the ESPN Zone.


hey I ate there on sunday...well tried to eat...felt like crap so i had like 4 or 5 bites of me cheese fries (which were very good) but then did not feel like eating anymore
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/09/05 01:59 AM

Ride the coaster afterwards? The competive eating contest was there last weekend. The cheese fries were round 1.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/09/05 02:02 AM

Riding the roller coaster at New York, New York was fun.

Watching the competitive eating competition on ESPN was also fun.

They both left me with a funny feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/09/05 02:08 AM

Quote:
Ride the coaster afterwards? The competive eating contest was there last weekend. The cheese fries were round 1.


no coaster.....my neck and back hurt like #$%#^#$^ so I figured that would not be a good idea....i watched the competitive eating contest last weekend on tv, but turned it on at the spaghetti....i am a big man but DAMN!!!!! they can eat
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/10/05 12:59 AM

man its almost been 24 hours with no posts on here...someone please feed tuby.......
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/10/05 07:56 AM

All that time in Vegas catching things and you didn't run into Tuby?
Posted by: hawk61

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/10/05 08:05 AM

Who wouldn't want to feed Tuby? It has just a little bit of everything on this thread. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />Note to the newbies on board: if you want to get inside of Jayhawks everywhere read this thread in it's intirety. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> I think I've forgotten most everything on here myself. Except Juan and the donkey...no one can forget about them! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/10/05 11:34 AM

Tuby has enriched all of our lives tremendously. That being said...

Tuby features the following pictures:
2 picture of Natalie Portman
1 picture Will Ferrell demanding more cowbell
2 pictures of fireworks
2 pictures of the wrestling Killer Bees including one with a koala bear
1 picture of actual killer bees brandishing swords
1 deleted picture of a toilet full of crap
1 picture of Cartman and his cheesy poofs
Numerous pictures of Liberace, I mean Bruce Weber including one with a groundhog lovechild
1 picture of a giant fly
1 picture of a guy with a fly swatter sticking through his ears
1 picture of Bob Saget
1 picture of a magical bouncing bean
1 picture of Big Bob's white BBQ sauce
1 picture of the announcer from the Price is Right
Not to mention several other pictures that are no longer viewable

Here's a list of SOME of the celebrities mentioned in this thread:
Madonna
Monica Lewinski
Osama bin Laden
George W. Bush
George Washington
Michael Jordan
Elle McPherson
Kwame Lassiter
Saddam Hussein
Alicia Silverstone
Jaun Valdez and his Donkey
Jimmy Hoffa
Liz Hurley
Fergie
Buzz Aldrin
Mike Sweeny
Drew Gooden
Ross Perot
Gene Hackman
Oprah
Richard Dryfus
Tyra Banks
Paris Hilton
Jesus
God
Allah
Yakov Smirnoff
Mike Tyson
John Kruk
Rosie O'Donnell
Zelda
Mr. Ed
Bob Barker
And of course, Tuby Smith himself


Is it too late to nominate this thread for a Pulitzer?
Someday when this thread finally dies, I'll try and dissect it. Although that may never happen as it's very possible that Tuby will outlive me.

Posted by: joshrid

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/10/05 11:46 AM

Wow Nation, that's a pretty comprehensive list of what Tuby is all about. In fact, seeing everything that's been discussed on this thread makes me want to celebrate, so I talked Yakov into bringing some fireworks.



Let the Party begin!
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/10/05 12:59 PM

hey the Yakov show in Branson was pretty good....he really does care for America
Posted by: paducahawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/10/05 01:05 PM

Nation, I thought summarizing the Tuby thread was going to be a task given to a newbie, not someone of your stature. Thanks, though, maybe your summary will spark the interest of someone who hasn't read the whole thing.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/11/05 01:08 AM

There is no way thats all thats on the Tuby thread. Newbie has to now back check all Nations work. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: joshrid

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/11/05 02:26 AM

After reading through the "Tuby Synopsis" by Nation, I couldn't believe that the greatest person of all-time had not been mentioned on the greatest thread of all-time....Bill Brasky! Bill Brasky is a big guy, Goes about 7'8", 530 lbs. Here is my favorite quote about him:

"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"

Please, discuss amongst yourselves.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/11/05 09:23 AM

I once saw Brasky scissor kick Angela Lansbury.
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/11/05 10:02 AM

"He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!"
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/11/05 10:02 AM

"Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'"
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/11/05 10:03 AM

"Bill Brasky had a four day heart attack...a day for each chamber. At the autopsy, they said his heart looked like a basketball filled with riccotta cheese."
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/11/05 10:04 AM

"We once had a bachelor party for Brasky. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it."
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/11/05 10:04 AM

"Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll."
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/11/05 10:05 AM

"He framed Roger Rabbit."
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/11/05 10:07 AM

Brasky once hosted the Grammy's, and gave every award to Corey Hart!
Posted by: jayshep

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/11/05 10:35 AM

Brasky filmed himself having sex with my wife. It was beautiful.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/11/05 11:40 AM

"He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/14/05 12:00 PM

Don't let Tuby die.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/14/05 12:08 PM

Good work. I thought billselfisthe \man just cleaned up the thread down to one post earlies. Turns out that was a fake. How far did the real deal slip?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/14/05 12:59 PM

Quote:
How far did the real deal slip?
Bottom of the SECOND page.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/14/05 01:49 PM

Neglect. It wont happen again.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/14/05 05:58 PM

I cant believe Tuby didnt mention the Omni incident on SportsCenter 50 / 50 tonight.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/14/05 06:34 PM

It was a 132 yard downhill par 3. Fifth hole on the course. Probably around 930 this morning. Grabbed my pitching wedge, looked to the sky, and asked Tuby for guidance. Struck the ball beautifully off the bent grass tee. Mid flight....Jensen yells..."oh sh!t". Ball lands in the cup on the fly, bounces up and out, rests four feet from the hole. A missed birdie putt later I ended up with par. Still have yet to knock in an ace.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/14/05 06:41 PM

I have a great caddy I could recommend to help you achieve your goals.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/14/05 10:23 PM

shoyuld have been playing a foursome with MJ, chihawk, and a draft pick to be named later for cash
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:27 AM

Rub-a-dub duby, I just rescued Tuby.
From the 2nd page, that is.

Did anybody watch the Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson? It actually seemed to be pretty funny, but I only caught the end of it.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:31 AM

New stories early tonight.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:36 AM

Quote:
Did anybody watch the Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson? It actually seemed to be pretty funny, but I only caught the end of it.


yeah I caught the last 45 minutes of it late last night...i was having to keep from laughing too loudly.....I don't care hwo she has been with...she needs to be with ME! They are doing the uncensored version saturday night at 1am/12am central
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:40 AM

One thing it made me realize is that Courtney Love has completely lost her mind. Note to self: Drugs really are bad. My wife then reminded me that she has a daughter that has to be around 14 years old. I hope that Courtney had enough sense to hire a good nanny.

Also, Pam still looks good, especially in see through tops.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:42 AM

Nice milestone boys. Cheers.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:44 AM

Quote:
One thing it made me realize is that Courtney Love has completely lost her mind. Note to self: Drugs really are bad. My wife then reminded me that she has a daughter that has to be around 14 years old. I hope that Courtney had enough sense to hire a good nanny.

Also, Pam still looks good, especially in see through tops.


I agree with both of Pams points...I mean both of your points.... <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:45 AM

Quote:
Quote:
Did anybody watch the Comedy Central Roast of Pam Anderson? It actually seemed to be pretty funny, but I only caught the end of it.


yeah I caught the last 45 minutes of it late last night...i was having to keep from laughing too loudly.....I don't care hwo she has been with...she needs to be with ME! They are doing the uncensored version saturday night at 1am/12am central


Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwee. Marlon, can you say, "active cultures"? Ich. BTW, I don't care what you've heard, they aren't real.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:47 AM

Quote:
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwee. Marlon, can you say, "active cultures"? Ich. BTW, I don't care what you've heard, they aren't real.


WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! They aren't? I bet she is not a real blond either...well courtney love made a comment about that but I will not repeat it.

At least I stil have Halloween, Christmas and Easter to look forward to.......
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:50 AM

Oh yeah, about that Brando, um...uh..., we may need to have a little talk.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:50 AM

Quote:
Quote:
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwee. Marlon, can you say, "active cultures"? Ich. BTW, I don't care what you've heard, they aren't real.


WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! They aren't? I bet she is not a real blond either...well courtney love made a comment about that but I will not repeat it.

At least I stil have Halloween, Christmas and Easter to look forward to.......


Sorry to burst your implant buddy. Thanks for not saying, "but Shirley, you're just jealous". BTW, about the Easter Bunny...
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:54 AM

Shirley.....i believe it went something like they were real, then they werent, then they were, and then they werent again. i think thats how it went.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:55 AM

This is kind of off the topic (imagine that on the Tuby thread), but has anybody else kind of felt like there has been a little bit of a "younger" crowd posting a lot lately. To quote Seinfeld: "Not that there's anything wrong with that."

P.S. Just so everybody knows, "Seinfeld" was a sitcom on NBC during the 1990s.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 12:57 AM

first off Seinfeld is one of my favs of all time. an yes the playground has been open around here of late.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:01 AM

Quote:
Shirley.....i believe it went something like they were real, then they werent, then they were, and then they werent again. i think thats how it went.


Yeah, she had her implants taken out, but she just "didn't feel natural" without them, so she had them put in again.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:06 AM

Quote:
Shirley.....i believe it went something like they were real, then they werent, then they were, and then they werent again. i think thats how it went.


I thought it was..."but Kid Rock, no really, you're the first...I mean, best...I mean, [email]bi@@est...I[/email] mean...
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:07 AM

i guess you didnt see the Tommy and Pam video?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:09 AM

Quote:
yes the playground has been open around here of late.



Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:12 AM

Quote:
i guess you didnt see the Tommy and Pam video?


I did but, let's hope Kid Rock didn't...he might have that male territorial thing going on in his head. BTW, do you still have the link?
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:13 AM

stop it Hawklin...this type of stuff could become eye candy for kids that are anonymous @ this point.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:17 AM

Like the ones viewing this page?
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:17 AM

Quote:
BTW, do you still have the link?


i would give it to you. but with place becoming so PG i wouldnt wont the kids getting their hands on it.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:18 AM

Once topics get back on the basketball track I think a lot of the "youngins" will sign off. I can put up with a lot of this stuff now, but once season hits...it's a new ball game. I guess that can be considered a warning.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:20 AM

exactly!
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:23 AM

Quote:
Quote:
BTW, do you still have the link?


i would give it to you. but with place becoming so PG i wouldnt wont the kids getting their hands on it.


Yeah, I was starting to feel guilty talking about Tommy and Pam...I had to stop and ask myself, "is it good for the children"?
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:24 AM

Quote:
Quote:
BTW, do you still have the link?


i would give it to you. but with place becoming so PG i wouldnt wont the kids getting their hands on it.


That's OK, we'll always have Paris.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:24 AM

Moderators should be able to implement a time out area. Limit the violators of said warning to just the Tuby thread. I'll join them time to time, make sure everything is alright. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:24 AM

Nothing like reminiscing
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:26 AM

Quote:
Moderators should be able to implement a time out area. Limit the violators of said warning to just the Tuby thread. I'll join them time to time, make sure everything is alright. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


You mean like, change the diapers, make sure they have plenty of water...matches to play with...that sort of thing?
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:27 AM



Bluegrass, now those, are real.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:29 AM



that should help out the Tuby thread on the # of "hits factor".
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:29 AM

She digs Adidas too.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:31 AM

Quote:
She digs Adidas too.


Well, at least she's got that going for her...
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:34 AM

Quote:
Quote:
Moderators should be able to implement a time out area. Limit the violators of said warning to just the Tuby thread. I'll join them time to time, make sure everything is alright. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


You mean like, change the diapers, make sure they have plenty of water...matches to play with...that sort of thing?



Might as well, Im in here enough, and I may slip up and land in here on my own.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:39 AM

Quote:
...and I may slip up and land in here on my own.


Well, at least if you do Hawklin, we've got you covered.

http://www.attends.com/
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:40 AM

Quote:


Bluegrass, now those, are real.


to quote Seinfeld "there real and there specktacle".
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:42 AM

Quote:
Sorry to burst your implant buddy.


is that so bad?
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:48 AM

Shirley Attends are for quitters, a real man/women holds it until they collapse on the floor.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:51 AM

"Oops, I Crapped My Pants" brand underwear
I'm wearing them, and I just did.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:52 AM

Quote:
"Oops, I Crapped My Pants" brand underwear
I'm wearing them, and I just did.


NICE!
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:57 AM

ok....bedtime for ole BlueGrass you kids keep this bad boy afloat until morning.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 02:09 AM

Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 08:00 AM

Quote:
Quote:
"Oops, I Crapped My Pants" brand underwear
I'm wearing them, and I just did.


NICE!


I told Virgil, "the first time I have to wipe your butt, you're going to the home".
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 10:45 AM

Anna K. is really good at um...tennis.




Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 10:46 AM

mmmmmmmmmmm.......
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 10:47 AM

the hits are about to skyrocket...an this place just went from PG to R real fast.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 10:51 AM

Let's take a vote, how many think her tan in the first picture is real, and how many think it came out of a bottle?

Question #2. Does that hat really go with her outfit in the first picture?
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 10:53 AM

Question #3. Well, never mind...I guess that 2nd picture answers it, she's not really a blond after all.
Posted by: fif

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 11:02 AM

I'm going with the bottle tan.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:55 PM

Quote:
Question #2. Does that hat really go with her outfit in the first picture?


she is wearing a hat?
Posted by: Leawood

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 01:56 PM

Too fat.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 02:07 PM

My favorite part of that picture is her lips.






No, not those lips. You perverts.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 02:17 PM

Quote:
Too fat.


You've got that right woodrow. Let's keep in mind, as Chalmers Miller always used to say, "that meat is sweetest, which is closest to the bone".
Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 02:41 PM

At 1349 posts this thread has now passed the total posts on the Baseball and Track & Field Boards. It is closing fast on the Smack Talk and Women's Basketball Boards. Does this thread deserve it's own message board?

I saw the last couple of minutes of that Pamela Anderson Roast/Skankfest last night while waiting for the Daily Show to come on. What a nasty skanky ho! It looked like she has even injected her hair with botox now. I am pretty sure I saw Chicagohawk in the second row behind Courtney Love.
Posted by: paducahawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 03:17 PM

Now that's an idea, Tuby having his own category. I hope it doesn't pass football too.
Posted by: bighawk84

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 03:56 PM

LONG LIVE THE TUBBY THREAD
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 09:29 PM

Dude.... come on Jensen. Cant you control your buddy? Hes completely out of control tonight.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 09:40 PM

"Do you want me to call you a cab?"
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 10:44 PM

Maybe I should walk over to Tanner's and see what's up with the kid. He was humiliated tonight. No one to blame but himself. The Leawood in him really shined tonight.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/16/05 10:58 PM

Check Paddy Os while your at it. He's a smooth operator.


Posted by: joshrid

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 12:22 AM

I think somebody at goazcats has a man crush on Hawklin.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 12:51 AM

Ha... I remember that turd. We challenged him to some bit of AZ trivia, then called him out on looking it up. He ran for the hills. What I like is he expected to get a reaction from the rest of the board... not one person responded. Why would they? What was he expecting? You have to deal with me for more than one post to really get annoyed.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 07:09 AM

is that the kid am thinking of Hawklin? if it is he had no chance.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 11:25 AM

I was thinking it was with you too... Thats the only Arizona kid that I can remember being on here.... and it was for about 4 posts. I think he got a little upset at the way he flamed out of here, and tried rallying the troups in which he failed even more at.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 12:58 PM

I tried to respond on that thread, but didn't want to hassle with registration. His posts weren't censored or deleted on this board.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 01:09 PM

Thats ok. I think he did enough to himself without you sticking it to him. Would be pretty funny though... Im sure he wasnt thinking KU's mod would find his words over there. I should register too, put a little spark in his day.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 01:16 PM

Ok. Done. Let's go get him.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 01:28 PM

Done.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 01:38 PM

I kinda like this. We just fired the warning shots. We'll wait for a response and then kick ass if need be. Next time we should post a link to this board to see if we can catch any fish.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 01:41 PM

One way to spice up the soup. Fun little recon mission.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 01:49 PM

Do we have anything like this floating around from '88?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 01:56 PM

Oh man... that is an EFO moment. EFO is "Embarassment For Others"... when something is so embarrassing it causes everyone else to be embarrassed too.

I didnt make it all the way through.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 02:44 PM

Quote:
I kinda like this. We just fired the warning shots. We'll wait for a response and then kick ass if need be. Next time we should post a link to this board to see if we can catch any fish.


Responses have been posted.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 03:14 PM

Just thought this was humorous.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 03:15 PM

What's the guy's screenname here? I want to search for his posts.
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 03:21 PM

I keep forgetting. What was it AI was talkin' about?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 03:22 PM

Dont remember. It was under a Maui post, or you can search his buddy Trey Anastasios posts and see if you can find it that way.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 03:22 PM

I've been searching. I haven't come up with anything.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 03:24 PM

Robert
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 03:27 PM

Funny thing is, most our posters were being gracious towards AZ. No one was running their mouths as he says.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 10:03 PM

Shot a 41 this evening. Starting to make MTN proud of me. Pretty soon I'll bust that 80 mark. By the way.....where has MTN been?
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 10:23 PM

What I coincidence. I did 41 shots. It was 80 proof. I couldnt find a MTN if I was standing on one. But I'll let you know if I find him. He might be in the liquor cabinet. I'll go look.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/17/05 10:27 PM

Nope, he's not in there. Nothing there but a magic-coffee-bean crapping donkey and some Kampari. I'll put the little donkey in a blender and drink that before I drink Kampari again.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/18/05 06:29 PM

AMAZING....just went back to page 4 on the BB boards and found 18 Brandon Rush threads and 5 of them were from 1 poster. if we could of put all these post on one board the Tuby thread record my of had a shot @ going done. but its fun for some to see their name in the big lights.
Posted by: appyhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/18/05 08:19 PM

56 pages.
We will have to start issueing camping permits for the anonymous readers stuck mid way through this thread. I doubt I'll be back tonight. Don't forget to turn out the lights...
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/19/05 07:26 AM

This thread is simply amazing....and I think I would get lost in the middle of it. Just think what a "newbie" might think?! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/19/05 12:29 PM

Newbies won't think much of it. They'll start reading on page 55 or 56 and miss all the colorful pageantry and history that is the Tuby thread. Long live Tuby!
Ten years from now we should organize a Tuby thread reunion.
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/19/05 01:17 PM

Here is a site on the wonderful times of our beloved Juan. It includes a pic of him holding one of Donkey's magical coffee beans

Juan
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/19/05 08:41 PM

Nice find. In, honor of Juan, I am ceremonially changing my avatar for a day, declaring this Juan Valdez Day, and passing a unilateral but unanimous resolution praising said third-world agrarian.
Behold Juan proudly displaying a tiny caffeinated donkey turd between his thumb and index finger.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 08/19/05 09:38 PM

Sharp looking avatar.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 08/19/05 10:45 PM

Decided to read a few pages tonight. I came across the ChiHawks pivital essay that blew this thread into crazy status. Just thought it needed the bump... seeing it is Friday and all.


Quote:
WOW!!! I never new how important I was until I saw there were 1300 replies to my post. Me and my guys were laughing all night reading your responses. Its funny one of the responses was yeah we had like 15 people ganging up on him and ran him off the board. Yeah, I am real intimidated. Truth is that most of you live on this board and have nothing better to do than talk about the day to day actions of an overrated team that lost to Bucknell. A team that I still like (not love) regardless of the rest of you. On the other hand actually have a life so excuse me for checking in just once in a while. Trust me I'm not intimidated over a message board with a bunch of hicks. I would stomp any and all of you in a real life scenerio so please don't test me in that way. I usually enjoy bashing and talking sh!t but for some reason I am going to try and get my point across without retaliation even though to retaliate on some of you is just tooo easy. Maybe its because its Saturday and the sun is shining or maybe its because I just went to the bank and realized I could buy up half of the towns that you live in that makes me feel so good today. If there is one thing I hate its people talking sh!t that have no idea of what they are talking about so lets recap about the discussions over the past several. Like I said I know its hard for a lot of you hicks out there to understand that people like Michael Jordan, Tubby Smith, Erin Andrews, etc. live in the same world as us. I too would have a tough time believing that being from the backwoods because why would they ever come to an area that you live around. Yeah, Lawrence is a great town (when your in college), but when you go back a few times its just another arm pit of town that when you graduate your suppose to move out and actually live your life. Ok, so here we go. Seems like the main topic of questioning me was my golfing with MJ so lets discuss in more detail. I DID GOLF WITH MJ AT OLYMPIA FIELDS COUNTRY CLUB WHILE BEING A CADDY AND WE ACTUALLY GOLFED 6 HOLES. I WILL PUT THAT ON MY LIFE AND HAVE SEVERAL PICTURES BACKING IT UP. NO, I DIDN'T CALL MICHAEL JORDAN AND SAY DO YOU WANT TO BOOK A TEE TIME, THATS JUST FLAT OUT RIDICULOUS. And no I wasn't 7, I was 13 maybe 14. I said I graduated over 9 years ago, but it was more like 15 or so. Maybe you should realize why I left the state of Illinois and went to KS, because truth is KS is a [censored] school that anyone can get into and my math wasn't that good. I'm not saying its not a fun school because i'll put it up with the best of them, but I was expelled several times and had a c- average and they still accepted me. So probably like the rest of you my grades weren't too good, got caught selling some things, and been in a few fights so I got shipped out of to KS. It was kind of like my boarding school. And, no, I'm not from the N. Side of Chicago which is just about 2 hours from where I live, I'm born and raised on the S. Side and for those of you who don't know its the difference between night and day. So you can talk as much crap as you'd like but thats the truth and whatever any of you have to say K!SS MY ASS.

2) I did meet Tubby Smith in Indianapolis. Since you guys are such reasearchers and have nothing better to do why don't you find out if he was staying at the Omni Hotel same hotel CinCin was staying at (A side note they bar none have the hottest dancers in college ball). As I said, it was after the Illinois game which was the late game, I went to the OMNI HOTEL across the street from the RCA DOME and the Creighton / West Virginia game was on which if you recall was the late game that night and went down to the wire. The regular bar area was jammed pack so there was a side TV that I watch the game on and where "TUBBY SMITH" oh my god, he would actually live in teh same world as us and be at that hotel at that particular time is amazing. HIS TEAM WAS STAYING THERE YOU JACKASSES, YOU THINK HE SITS IN HIS ROOM ALL NIGHT LONG AND READS THE BIBLE. I SAID 2 SENTENCES TO HIM. NO, I DIDN'T CALL HIS ROOM AND SAY WILL YOU MEET ME THERE FOR DRINKS AND HE APPREARED. AGAIN IF THIS IS HARD TO BELIEVE YOUR JUST PLAIN STUPID.

3) Erin Andrews- Its hard to believe that Erin Andrews and ESPN reporter would be at a BIG 10 game during the Big 10 tournament at the United Center. God, i know it is but she was. And, yes, I shouted some things at her and clapped as she walked by because she looked like a real [censored]. As you all can see I have some anger issues and when you mix that with Vodka on morning games could be a recipe for disaster but thats the truth. And, Rudy T was at the game sitting in the row right next to me. And no, Erin Andrews didn't sit on my lap as I spanked her as and no me and Rudy T didn't split tickets and go to the game together, but I did speak a few sentences to him like every other person at the game. And yes, i did mention I was a KS fan and asked him what he thought about Big DUB. Again, its amazing these people actually live in this world.

3)Drew Gooden - My hands are getting tired so my great detail to description is going to go down so excuse me. I was eating with my family at Gibsons (for you hicks that wouldn't no its a high class steak restaurant on Rush Street in Chicago that my rich ass frequently visits) and Drew Gooden happened to appear at the table next to me. I did what a lot of you ferry fans would have done and what several others did but had a lot more discussion with him. I told him I was a KS fan etc etc. I remember he used to date some asian girl i believe but they must be no longer because it wasn't her. this girl looked more spanish and was hot but nba type hot. Anyways i no its hard to believe that drew gooden who was playing the bulls that weekend would be in town and at a nice steak restaurant but he was there and i talked to him. Again, i didn't call drew good and say drew lets have dinner, he was randomly at Gibsons that night a long with several other celebrities such as DJ hughley and Bernie Mack who both went over to the table and said something to drew. and no i didn't talk to either one of them.

4) I no Kendall Gill / have played ball with Kendall Gill and have been dunked on by Kendall Gill. He along with several other athletes Craig Hodges, Antoine Randal El, Kevin Duckworth, Napoleon Harris, Your favorite Julian Wright the list goes on and on and on are from my home town or within 5 minutes. As states I "WAS" best friends with Kendall Cousin growing up my whole life. We got in fights together, sold some things together and FUC*** girls together. Kendall as well as many other celebrites play at hoops gym in chicago again for you hicks who don't no is across the street from Harpo studios. Any jackass can play at these courts and Antonine Walker is there frequently, Marcus Fizer I have seen both of them never talked to either because they are both punks and MJ i guess plays there but I have never seen him. I no its hard to believe but thats the truth. Out of all athletes you think I would name Kendall gill out of the blue? Like if i was going to lie couldn't think of anything better to say. He's a has been cut by the bucks this year and on top of it an illini that i hate. And yes, i was wearing ks gear and talking junk in a friendly way.

4) THE ONLY REASON I WAS TALKING SH!T IS BECAUSE SH!T WAS TALKED TO ME FIRST. I would have never taken it to that level because although i'm a bad motherfuc!er I only react don't start. Now, i will give you the benefit of the doubt. Where I am from people don't talk sh!t unless they want to fight. This is the first time I have ever really been on message boards so maybe i overreacted so I will give you that. But, I was called a Pu!!Y / liar and all I did was respond and say if i'm such a Pu!!y why don't we get up and meet eachother. I'll show you how much of a pu!!Y i am. I never started the physical talk so again read from the beginning and i never personally attacked anyone until I was attacked. And would have never personally attacked anyone until I was attacked.

5) As stated earlier and from the get go the only reason I even posted this is because i thought that you guys would find it interesting. Everywhere I go I talk KU basketball regardless of who the person is. As said in earlier emails just as I get inside information from you guys I thought you would think it would be neat seeing what others have to say about our team. I have had several reports on Julian Wright this year because I have seen him play several times over the past few years because I thought that people would want to hear about first hand knowledge of this guy as I would if people went and saw chalmers and downs. All I was doing was trying to give you interesting info from out in the field. Now in retrospect I can see how you can find it strange how I keep running into athletes but truth is its been a span of several to many months. It all didn't happen in just one weekend. And, I apologize if I offfended anyone. I no it wasn't all of you who started off talking smack but in retrospect I have better things to do than bring you down. Truth is that I love Lawrence, Love Ks Bball, and love the people from KS. I guess thats what happens on message boards is that people talk smack and maybe i overreacted. And if there is one person I will apologize to in particular it its Appy Trails, I know you have been on the board a long time and I respect your posts. As stated the only reason I wrote this email from the beginning was to contribute just as many of you do and only reacted when things were said in an untasteful manner to me. I know I will probably get some flack from some of you but hopefully you will respect me in the future and understand where I am coming from. Again, I apologize if I offended anyone (most likely didn't mean what I said) and will refrain from personal attacks in the future (unless its over the top). AND, NOTHING I HAVE SAID IS A LIE ITS ALL TRUE SO THINK AS YOU WILL.
Posted by: jayhawk33

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 08/19/05 10:50 PM

Gawd this thread is annoying.
Posted by: brando

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 08/19/05 10:53 PM

when did he post that?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 08/19/05 11:03 PM

Around page 5 or so. It was when he snapped at everyone doing the math on MJs rookie year. Frustration set in.
Posted by: brando

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 08/19/05 11:08 PM

oh i should have noticed when it said "1300" replies......oh where has the time gone LOL though i think he meant 1300 posts if it was back at page 5
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 08/19/05 11:12 PM

Beats me. Sometimes we forget how this got so wacky... you could pick almost any of his posts for reason... but this is the biggest, and could tease some youngins into reading their homework.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 08/19/05 11:27 PM

This part 'bout made me cry:

"All I was doing was trying to give you interesting info from out in the field. Now in retrospect I can see how you can find it strange how I keep running into athletes but truth is its been a span of several to many months. It all didn't happen in just one weekend. And, I apologize if I offfended anyone. I no it wasn't all of you who started off talking smack but in retrospect I have better things to do than bring you down. Truth is that I love Lawrence, Love Ks Bball, and love the people from KS. I guess thats what happens on message boards is that people talk smack and maybe i overreacted. And if there is one person I will apologize to in particular it its Appy Trails, I know you have been on the board a long time and I respect your posts. As stated the only reason I wrote this email from the beginning was to contribute just as many of you do and only reacted when things were said in an untasteful manner to me. I know I will probably get some flack from some of you but hopefully you will respect me in the future and understand where I am coming from. Again, I apologize if I offended anyone (most likely didn't mean what I said) and will refrain from personal attacks in the future (unless its over the top)."

All this poor man wanted was our affection and our approval, and we decimated him with crushing blows to the ego, which, everyone knows, must remain intact in order for man to survive. ChicagoHawk does not live on bread alone. He tried to apologize, but no, you wouldn't have it.How long must he pay for the petty sin of vanity, and the weakness of desiring approval? I hope you are all ashamed of yourselves. If he hasn't killed himself yet, I hope he comes and punks your asses. I, however, was only kidding. No, I was absent that day. Hawklin did it!
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 08/19/05 11:30 PM

"Gawd this thread is annoying."

Remind me again why you were reading it?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 08/19/05 11:33 PM

I was the voice of reason for him, and tried smoothing things at one point, so Im bad karma free. But it was later he started attacking me again when I stopped caring about that. There was no where to go but the point we are now.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 08/19/05 11:36 PM

You mean this was all predestined? God works in mysterious ways. Really, really mysterious ways.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/20/05 02:42 AM

Speaking of pivotal times in the life of Tuby, here are two of the most important posts I have found while doing "research" on the topic.

Number 1:

Quote:
OK, I APOLOGIZE FOR MY PART ON THIS. There will be no more bashing from me. Again, if everyone reads from the beginning, I have only ever talked KU Ball and will continue to do so in the future. Granted people have said some things to me but I acknowledge my remarks didn't help any. As stated, I just couldn't believe how people responded to my post. Again, I apologize if I offended anyone and in the future will only discuss ball (which I have always tried to do). For those who I have offended I apologize and will not make any further bashing remarks. Have a great easter and if there is any way to delete this post please let me know.


This, my friends, is the last post from ChiHawk on our beloved Tuby thread. He came in like a lion, but went out like a lamb. He even had the gaul to ask if he could delete Tuby! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

and here is number 2:

Quote:
I was golfing this afternoon with Roy Williams, guess who was his caddie?


This quote is one I am sure Hawklin remebers, because it is his original. This post brought Tuby back from the brink of certain doom. Nobody had made a post on the Tuby thread in nearly a week until this one was made on April 4. Without this post, Tuby would most likely be lost and gone forever. However, with one simple post, Tuby began growing like a weed again and is now the monster in the corner that is screaming "feed me!"
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: GUESS WHO'S BACK - 08/20/05 09:27 AM

Thanks for the Golden Oldie from ChicagoHawk, Hawklin. I was going to correct his grammar in the cited post, but I figured I'd leave it to MJ, Tuby, Jean Paul Sartre, Nicole Kidman, Aimee Mann, Anna Kournikova or one of CH's more well-versed friends, not roobs from Kansas, to gently do so.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/20/05 01:27 PM

It had slipped a few pages. The Chi had attacked me on a few other threads, so I had to feed Tuby one last time. From there he took on a life of his own.
Posted by: kgreg01

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/20/05 03:29 PM

god were a Jensen or so less in total posts away in getting his thread in the 50 K range. Congrats!
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/23/05 07:33 AM

The goal is now to make this the first Max Falkenstein thread.

Wallowing away on page three won't help that any.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/23/05 07:34 AM

Of course if Chicago will agree to caddy for Brandon Rush while he attends school here we can get BRush to commit so we can get past all the BRush threads.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/23/05 08:48 AM

His aliance is with Julian as the ChiHawk is the mayor of his town.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/23/05 11:26 AM

APPY.....

You'll appreciate this.


Only $15. I ordered one yesterday.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/23/05 11:31 AM

From what appy has revealed on this board... I figured you would be in the market for a new one of these.
Posted by: fbirdsandjbirds

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/23/05 10:48 PM

Well, sadly, I find myself compelled to throw in on the infamous Tuby thread... I've really just got three things to contribute.

1 & 2, for Jensen: Zarda barbecue sauce is frequently overlooked. It would be a grave mistake to forget about this home grown, pure KC, KU-alumni-family-barbecuing-legend's sauce. Just a cautionary tale. 2nd, and ode to your 80, "Gunga ga lunga. Gunga la gungala gunga"

3, for Nation, et. al.: Someone had to stand up for the late great Rod Roddy. So come on down and keep this post running.
Posted by: fbirdsandjbirds

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/23/05 10:49 PM

Some won't approve of utilizing this forum for this matter, but it's got to be done....
Posted by: fbirdsandjbirds

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/23/05 10:50 PM

...lest we forget APPY, the greatest moderator in all my years of lurking.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/23/05 11:11 PM

Oddly enough...I work with a Zarda family member. If we are discussing their sauces I'd have to go with the Bold and Spicy. It's outstanding.
Posted by: fbirdsandjbirds

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 12:55 AM

Had a class at KU with Chris actually...nice kid, good family. Great barbecue.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 01:05 AM

8. Tubby Smith, Kentucky: Smith teams with Dell Computers to create Tubby's Clubhouses, which teach computer skills to underprivileged children at area community centers. At the end of the course, the kids are given a computer they helped build. Since the program began 18 months ago, Tubby's Clubhouses have given away roughly 220 computers.
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 01:08 AM

uhhhh........ok
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 03:01 AM

who took the stars away from the Tuby thread? its been going since Thu Mar 24 2005 12:39 PM with 5 stars an someone has the balls to drop it to three. confess now or live in guilt forever. lets just say i wouldnt want the type of karma.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 11:35 AM

Just put them back
Posted by: fif

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 12:01 PM

I'm not sure where this belongs so I guess I'll throw it on the Tuby thread. This has been a major point of contention between me and my friends so I'm just wondering what everyone thinks on the issue. If you eat at a buffet style restaurant where you need to get your own plate and get up and serve yourself do you leave a tip for your waitor/waitress? I think that under the circumstances that your server is extremely nice and polite then a tip should be left. If they do a so so job then no tip should be given. They point me to where I sit bring me a drink and that's about it. The people at Mcdonald's do that much and I sure as hell don't leave them a tip. Maybe it's just because I'm a very cheap person.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 12:06 PM

If they speak to me in Chinese = no tip.
If they even attempt to speak English = $1 max.
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 12:08 PM

i say if you get your own food but they keep your drink filled, then yes tip them.

if you have to get your drink as well....thanks for playing our game..here is your booby prize
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 01:16 PM

Tip well, people. They aren't getting rich. If they bring me drinks and clear the table when I am done, they get a tip. Anyone who has ever worked in the service industry knows... Full service = 20%+. Some service = something. Really crappy service = a penny under an upside down glass of water (full). Snotty french waiters who try to rip you off because they think you are a dumb foreigner = a kick in the ass. I don't speak French, but I can still add in any language.

Here's how to make someone's day: give a tip to the dishwasher in the back room that you don't see. That guy deserves one.
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 06:28 PM

ChiHawk the best tip giver ever because he makes all that money running Oprah's show in Chicago.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 07:48 PM

Well, I think it's safe to say that you are not a "topper".
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 08:30 PM

he might be when it comes to B Rush threads.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 08:37 PM

And making noise. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: FIGHTINGILLINI

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 08:40 PM

i think the standard tip at a buffet is 10%
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/24/05 10:13 PM

Quote:
And making noise. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />


LOUDER!
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/25/05 05:17 PM

Bumped to the second page by Calder Pickett!!!

WTF!
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/25/05 05:19 PM

Nice save, hail...<whew!>
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/25/05 05:19 PM

Its about time someone post something good around here. Saw that chicken and somebody else were having a little Tuby time on another thread. Shame shame... we all know Pam Anderson doesnt stray to other threads.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/25/05 05:30 PM

I heard Brandon Rush caddied for the magic-coffee bean-crapping donkey when he was in utero. Brandon, that is, not the donkey, although he would have to be a very old jackass by now. The donkey, I mean, not Brandon. I think.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/25/05 05:33 PM

Brandon Rush was born of a donkey?
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/25/05 05:47 PM

Quote:
Brandon Rush was born of a donkey?


I think that topic deserves its own thread. That's quite a scoop.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/25/05 11:13 PM

Does the girl on top of this page wearing a Hawk on her head, no jokes bluephog, look like Jessica Simpsons sister?
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/25/05 11:16 PM

wonder if we could photoshop that pic to put Ashley Judd into it........
Posted by: kuballer6988

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/25/05 11:18 PM

damn now that you look at that picture it does sort of look like her
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/26/05 12:26 PM

Quote:
Does the girl on top of this page wearing a Hawk on her head, no jokes bluephog, look like Jessica Simpsons sister?


I thought the exact same thing the first time I saw that. She does like a lot like Ashley Simpson, but I didn't want to admit that I knew who Ashley Simpson was.
By the way, did I ever tell you guys about the time I made Ashley Simpson toss my salad?

There was lettuce everywhere!

Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/26/05 06:07 PM

Imagine my dismay when doing a recap of all in this thread, I found not a single unicorn, fairy or sprite.



"Wherever they may have come from, and wherever they may have gone, unicorns live inside the true believer's heart. Which means that as long as we can dream, there will be unicorns."
Posted by: FIGHTINGILLINI

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/26/05 07:11 PM

Quote:
Does the girl on top of this page wearing a Hawk on her head, no jokes bluephog, look like Jessica Simpsons sister?


she kind of does.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 08:04 AM

Glad to see you corrected that error.

It appears that everything else has been discussed in this thread, with the possible exception of the latest bar fight.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 09:04 AM

Quote:
Tip well, people. They aren't getting rich. If they bring me drinks and clear the table when I am done, they get a tip. Anyone who has ever worked in the service industry knows... Full service = 20%+. Some service = something. Really crappy service = a penny under an upside down glass of water (full). Snotty french waiters who try to rip you off because they think you are a dumb foreigner = a kick in the ass. I don't speak French, but I can still add in any language.

Here's how to make someone's day: give a tip to the dishwasher in the back room that you don't see. That guy deserves one.


First, I'd like to compliment the mods around here for allowing a restaurant review thread here on their BB message board.

Wisco is right, if you've ever worked in the service industry, you know your waitresses and waiters aren't getting rich. I tip ~ 20% unless the service isn't good.

I guess I might have to try Zarda BBQ again, since they're Hawks. I had a bad experience at their 75th and Metcalf location years ago and haven't been back. I guess they deserve a 2nd chance. I wonder if they know what real burnt ends are...?

Crooner precipitated a discussion of Mexican cuisine recently when he stated that Chipotle (owned by McDonald's) is the best Mexican restaurant around. I parried with a recommendation that he check out Ponak's and Manny's on Southwest Blvd and La Cacina del Puerco at ~91st and Metcalf in OP, Ks. Well, went to Manny's Sat and had their appetizer, "Bambas", for the first time. OMG...! 1/2 a jalapeno pepper, filled with cream cheese, deep fried, with a sweet sauce for dipping, for contrast...hoochie momma. I'll be going back for that again, soon.
(Unrelated side note/digression-I had to wonder if they got the name "Bambas" from the bar in Tortola where they serve the magic "tea"?)
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 09:25 AM

The Lopez family can really cook up some Mexican cuisine. If you ever listen to 810am the caller Diggstown is the son of the owner and is close to taking over the kitchen down on SW BLVD.

Zarda's flagship is on 135th and Metcalf.
Posted by: FIGHTINGILLINI

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 09:42 AM

Regarding Chipotle, I agree with Crooner, it is awesome, but not authentic. Authenticity must be considered, if you want authentic you need to visit your local familia restaurante mexicano.

GO ILLINI
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 09:48 AM

Tipping in general pisses me off. I loved the way things worked when I was in Australia. If you saw your meal cost $5.00 on the menu then $5.00 is what you pay. Tax included and no gratuity expected. The resturants just pay their people a decent wage and then expect them to earn it.
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 09:50 AM

I wish we had a chipotle down near where I live. Nearest one is in Orlando. I agree that it isn't authentic, but boy is it tasty. In my opinion, the authentic mexican food I have tried is generally a little bland. I personally prefer the americanized mexican. Even if it's just adding a little hot sauce to the mix.
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 11:07 AM

mmmmmmm.....Chipotle steak fajita burrito.....mmmmmm
Posted by: Shirley

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 12:50 PM

Quote:
mmmmmmm.....Chipotle steak fajita burrito.....mmmmmm


I like Chipotle too. I'm surprised at how well McDonald's does "Mexican" food in light of their dismal failure at mass-marketing a hamburger worth eating and susequently ruining the entire world market in what we used to consider, "hamburgers". It's sad to think that that is what passes in some countries for "American" food. I'll take a Jack's North High Carry-Out on 13th in Wichita or a Winsteads any day. LC's here in KC leaves me wanting.
Posted by: fbirdsandjbirds

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 12:56 PM

Zarda most definitely does know how to do burnt ends right.

Don't laugh, Henry T's serves up a mean burger. Half price on Tuesday nights.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 01:04 PM

Not even Bryant's does "real" burnt ends anymore. The demand was so high that now entire briskets are cubed up to make burnt ends.

La Cacina left much to be desired, imo, for Mexican but I do agree with the Ponak's recommendation. Good stuff.

Henry T's and Johnny's are both on my list for a good burger. The Coast does a pretty good one as well depending upon who is behind the bar/at the grill.
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 01:25 PM

2 for 1 KC burgers and a Bud Gusto was always the way to go for me. Next weekend can't come fast enough.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 01:45 PM

Yeah, La Cacina has changed since I left JoCo 4 years ago. I was there for the first time since ~ a week ago.

It sounds like you're one of the few who feels my pain at what passes for "burnt ends" around here. Maybe you have to go to some out of the way, low volume place to get them?

Where is Henry T's?
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 02:28 PM

Henry T's is on west Sixth Street between the US Bank and the car wash. Just west of Kasold.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 04:18 PM



<img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 05:32 PM

I can't help it shep.

It's become an addiction.

Plus it's much more pleasant than reading all the detractors that have come out of the woodwork lately. If I want that kind of bullshiite, I'll listen to Kaptain K-State - Kevin Keitzman. He was blowing and going about KU again today as if none of this crap ever happens in Man-it-ain't-happening. Do I like the crap that's been going on lately? No, but KU isn't the only school in this state, conference or nation that is having these incidents.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 11:00 PM

Took a little plane ride today from Olathe to Lawrence. Flew over campus and touched down over at the airport. Campus looked incredible from above. AFH looks horrible...with the construction and lack of a green lawn in front. I didn't see Roi, MJ, or Stank Em at the air field.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 11:05 PM

Thanks for emailing me the pic. I am really disappointed they took the roof off.

Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 11:08 PM

is that AFH of the Superdome?
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 11:09 PM

It's amazing what you can get done for 4 mil these days.
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 11:46 PM

wow jensen...you make it sound like you are large and in-charge....Took a little plane ride today from Olathe to Lawrence.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 11:54 PM

Wasn't my plane and didn't cost me a dime. I'm a peasant.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 11:55 PM

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/29/05 11:59 PM

My home smells like the devils lettuce and fresh roasted columbian coffee beans.
Posted by: joshrid

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/30/05 12:05 AM

You know I don't speak Spanish!
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/30/05 12:13 AM

this thread alone is 1/10 the size of the entire basketball board in regards to number of pages
Posted by: kufanboy

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/30/05 01:49 AM

this thread is too rediculous... i figure i have to give some input here... otherwise id just feel far too left out!
Posted by: Shirley

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/30/05 08:48 AM

Quote:
this thread is too rediculous... i figure i have to give some input here... otherwise id just feel far too left out!


Hey fanperson, if want to dis those of us on the "left", take it over to the "Hawks on Politics" thread, and stop hijacking this one.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/30/05 10:09 AM

This thread is great from the standpoint that everyone posts the nonbasketball garbage here without starting new threads.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/30/05 10:59 AM

It has been awhile so I thought I better join in...nothing new to say really. But then again,isn't that what this threads about?
Posted by: Shirley

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/30/05 11:20 AM

Quote:
It has been awhile so I thought I better join in...nothing new to say really. But then again,isn't that what this threads about?


61, are you saying that having something "new to say" is going to become a requirement for posting here? What's with all the "New Rules"? Man, I liked it a lot better around here before 154 became a mod. Now, we can't have any fun around here, anymore...

http://www.hbo.com/billmaher/new_rules/
Posted by: jensen

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/30/05 11:58 AM

You are this threads "Elaine".
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 01:21 PM

Ah yes, the thread about nothing... Perhaps we should see who is "Master of One's Domain" and see who can refrain from posting on the Tuby thread the longest.
Posted by: Shirley

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 01:22 PM

I want even odds.
Posted by: brando

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 01:25 PM

or who has posted on here the most
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 01:26 PM

Shirley, you posted, so you're out. I'm going to...wait, [email]CR@p![/email] I guess this makes me "out" too.
Methinks ChicagoHawk will be master of his domain...how can that be when he has been such a wanker at times?
Posted by: Shirley

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 01:30 PM

It's in my jeans, I had to post.
Posted by: brando

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 01:30 PM

well keep it in your jeans.....what type of thread do you think this is?
Posted by: hawk61

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 08/30/05 01:53 PM

"Not that there's wrong with that,huh?" <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Shirley

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 03:34 PM

Quote:
well keep it in your jeans.....what type of thread do you think this is?


Brando, I scoped you out at the alumni game and decided...you're "sponge worthy".
Posted by: Hawklin

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 04:03 PM

Quote:
or who has posted on here the most



Im out of the contest, but would be willing to go double or nothing that I have posted the most on Tuby.
Posted by: brando

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 04:12 PM

Quote:
Brando, I scoped you out at the alumni game and decided...you're "sponge worthy".


do I dare ask?
Posted by: hawk61

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 04:15 PM

One of my very favorite episodes!!
Are you sponge-worthy? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: fbirdsandjbirds

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 04:15 PM

It's a good thing.... $hit! There goes my shot at the not-posting-award...
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 04:19 PM

How do we know when the last person is eliminated from the not posting contest? Guess I don't win either. The rest of you are one step closer to victory.

Brando, to learn about sponge worthy google seinfeld and the sponge.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 04:26 PM

Quote:


Brando, to learn about sponge worthy google seinfeld and the sponge.



Im might be sponge worthy, but I refuse to do something about these sideburns.
Posted by: Shirley

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 04:51 PM

Quote:
Quote:
or who has posted on here the most



Im out of the contest, but would be willing to go double or nothing that I have posted the most on Tuby.


Girls, is it just me or, does this strike you as the list-equivalent of the, "but mine is bigger" line?
Posted by: jensen

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 09:40 PM

Hawk,
Wes did us proud tonight. Time for beer thirty. Lates.
Posted by: JayHawk2

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 11:05 PM

I figured it was a good time to make my first post.
Posted by: kufirst

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 11:06 PM

This is the longest thread ever.

(long time reader, first time poster)
Posted by: brando

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/30/05 11:22 PM

yeah i remembered after i posted it
Posted by: Hawklin

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 08/31/05 12:19 AM

Missed Wesly this evening... Im going to have to catch it one of 20 times tomorrow.

Shirley - Big is only relevant in relation to the Tuby thread. Get your head out of the gutter.
Posted by: ixamnis

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 09/01/05 11:18 AM

My brush with "fame" ...

I EMPLOY a former K-State basketball player.

Really.

You can stop by; I'll introduce him to you.
Posted by: brando

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 09/01/05 04:16 PM

Head janitor?
Posted by: spathos

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 09/01/05 10:43 PM

Oh, so you're the one who teaches them how to say: "you want fries with that?"! I've always wondered who had that job.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 09/02/05 07:49 AM

Damn it guys, he's the manager of the Domino's Pizza place.
Posted by: ixamnis

Re:Tuby Smith...who is master of one's domain? - 09/02/05 09:13 AM

I should have him changing light bulbs, at least. He's a 7 footer.
Posted by: mushhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/02/05 03:16 PM

Hey guys!
Everyone keeps telling me, since I'm new to the forums, that I have to weigh in on this Tubby Smith thread....which will never die!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />
I have read parts of it before, as I have been a reader of these forums before becoming a member this week....however, it's like reading War and Peace at this point. I haven't read through all of it yet...but I will make that a goal when I have a few weeks of time to kill! ha ha! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
I almost hate to post another answer on here, since I know it will just keep this albatross towards the top of the threads <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> , but hey.....anything with the word "ALBA" in it can't be all bad...right?!(see Sin City for verification of that statement).

Yeah, if I had bumped into Tubby and talked KU bball w/him(assuming your story is true) I would tell the world about it too. Awesome! My closest thing to talking to bball stardome was when I had a 1 minute chat w/Roy back in 1997 while camping for a big game. He just popped by and said hey and asked how many people are signed up for the camping list. We chatted for a few......I also saw him at Salty Iguana when I worked there for a stint. He'd always come in and get a TOGO order.
Jacque Vaughn also autographed the wall there. He was really cool!

I had a quick "What's up man" exchange with Self. I stopped by the bball office to see if they had any extra posters last season. Manning was hanging out too.
They're all just people though really... <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/02/05 09:52 PM

Quote:
but hey.....anything with the word "ALBA" in it can't be all bad...right?!(see Sin City for verification of that statement).


jessica alba...mmmmmm.....almost as good as shannon...mmmmmmmmmmm

I met Marian Washington today....genuinely nice woman
Posted by: mushhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/03/05 04:23 AM

mmmmmmmm.....sweeeeet buttery shannon!! (insert homer simpson drooling noises)

ps: i have 1 of those girls' phone #'s. i won't say which... <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

"she" wasn't the 1 to give it to me.....and i'd NEVER use it. it's cool to have though!
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/03/05 10:03 AM

please say it is not marian washington.....or maybe it is...
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 09:40 PM

I cant believe you guys cant help Tuby get to his next mile marker. He has been flirting with 1500 all weekend.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 09:45 PM

A little something for Tuby....

Instead of hitting the bar scene after the game last night we made our way over to Henry T's to get some of the best wings in Ltown. Walked in, got a table, fast service, still a few skirts to observe while feasting on the dozens of wings. Not to mention the gustos.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 09:45 PM

oh hawklin......I am sure I could help
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 09:50 PM

Every contribution helps. Wait, this isnt a telethon, its Tubython.

Henry Ts is the best around. First time in was before a football game in 92 or 93... I was still a youngin. They used to have pool tables, but some guy got shot over who had the next game as we were exiting in the parking lot. Was quite the evening as opposed to a full night of Roso in OP.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 09:51 PM

hey...I had post 1000 and now post 1500
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 09:52 PM

And they were both lame. Come on Brando. You can do better than that.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 09:54 PM

well I was hoping for something better in post 1499 to be able to continue off of...at least I did not make 10 posts back to back like last time <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 09:59 PM

Celebration is in order no matter how bad brando F's it up...




Anyone know where the Late Night thread is? I have a new member to add to it.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 10:24 PM

huh..uh..huh huh....you said "member"
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 10:30 PM

Anyone up for a miserable time in the city? Jimmy Buffet played Wrigley Field tonight, and tomorrow. The entire area is filled with drunks, and we are talking obnoxious 30-40 somethings that have lost all control and composure. Funny to see all the Mommies boobies though. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 10:33 PM

hehe...you said boobies...

when you movin' to the big K
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 10:38 PM

Countdown is about 3 weeks away. Im afraid I am now damaged goods and wonder if I can handle a quite night. Tonight is going to be ridiculous. Its like a frat party with only parents.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 11:17 PM

you never said where you were moving to in the big K
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 11:21 PM

Lets just say I will be purchasing premium gas at extreme rates, driving badly, and ruining the KU BB game atmosphere... all while talking on my cell phone.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 11:27 PM

Sad to say if I was still up there I probably would be at Wrigley tomorrow. Much rather take in a show at the venue across the street. I forget the name. Metro maybe? Maybe make my way to the back of Irish Oak and have a Guiness.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 11:32 PM

I'll probably ride my bike up there tomorrow and people watch. I got no problem with the scene, its just ridiculous how these "adults" act after having one or 2 coctails. Screaming outside my window with jiberish.

Metro is a good venue, but the security guys are big time a-holes. I prefer the Vic, makes me feel like Im back at Liberty Hall.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 11:38 PM

Quote:
Lets just say I will be purchasing premium gas at extreme rates, driving badly, and ruining the KU BB game atmosphere... all while talking on my cell phone.


ahhhh I see......got any places picked out yet?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/04/05 11:55 PM

Places plural? I got a homestead purchased, and other places of business still have my footprints left from a previous path in life.
Posted by: brando

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/05/05 12:19 AM

Quote:
Places plural? I got a homestead purchased, and other places of business still have my footprints left from a previous path in life.


my bad.......got a PLACE picked out yet?

homestead purchased huh? movin out to 135th and Metcalf are ya?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/05/05 09:39 AM

It appears that this thread is the internet equivalent of the remote highway underpass where people dump their old mattresses and boxsprings.
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/05/05 10:21 AM

HEY! What's wrong w/ 135th & Metcalf? Suits my needs quite well, thank you... <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/05/05 11:34 AM

Didn't Richard Clarke warn us about this thread several years ago in his book, "Against All Enemies"?
Posted by: RManFlint

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/05/05 11:46 AM

Quote:
HEY! What's wrong w/ 135th & Metcalf? Suits my needs quite well, thank you... <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
My secret dumping place- If you're going north on Lamar toward I-35, just before you get to I-35 (by the QT), turn right. You'll snake along until you get to a point where the road goes under 35. Nice and desolate with little traffic and quick getaways, unless you get stuck at the train tracks. It seems to be getting more popular, however.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/05/05 04:53 PM

Just drove past the Croak Settlement Cemetery on the by-roads of southern Wisconsin. Oh, the irony. Or perhaps my irony is rusty.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/05/05 04:57 PM

Where has rusty been? That kid was funny.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/05/05 05:05 PM

Rusty got nailed by tetanus.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/05/05 05:29 PM

Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/06/05 06:48 PM

I wonder what ChicagoHawk is up to. He just doesn't have the guts to come back.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Let's see . . . - 09/06/05 07:01 PM

Where do you come up with these things? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jensen

I found Chicagohawk - 09/06/05 10:28 PM

[img][image]http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a156/johnsoneric/tuby.jpg[/img][/image]
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/07/05 12:03 AM

Apparently that drink in the hotel bar in Indy led to something much more.
Posted by: jensen

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/07/05 12:17 AM

I love how Chi is gazing into his eyes. I thought they talked about KU basketball. I guess Chi didn't tell us the entire story.
Posted by: tapps314

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/07/05 12:25 AM

there's a lot of dialogue in those eyes...
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/07/05 12:44 AM

Chi's thinking about doin' the Tuby Steak Boogie.
Posted by: jayshep

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/07/05 09:48 AM

Tuby steak smothered in underwear. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/07/05 10:50 AM

This thread is unbelievable. This has got to be a record
Posted by: joshrid

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/08/05 12:37 AM

I hope ChiHawk knows not to cross Tuby. Tuby is a straight up gangsta...

Posted by: RManFlint

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/08/05 09:45 AM

I hope that lays to rest the rumor that Chi is a clip-on sort of guy.
Posted by: FIGHTINGILLINI

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/08/05 09:46 AM

He is older than I pictured him.

GO ILLINI
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/08/05 10:10 AM

I think his age varies, depending on the purpose of the post. He defies the laws of physics as it relates to the time-space continuum. He's old enough to have caddied for MJ when he was a rookie and young enough to have been in high school with current college players.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/08/05 12:20 PM

Quote:
I think his age varies, depending on the purpose of the post. He defies the laws of physics as it relates to the time-space continuum. He's old enough to have caddied for MJ when he was a rookie and young enough to have been in high school with current college players.
Yet still old enough to be drinking with Tuby and Drew Gooden.
Posted by: Leawood

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/08/05 01:55 PM

Simple math helped determine that he was a nine year old pipsqueak when he caddied for MJ.
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: I found Chicagohawk - 09/09/05 03:12 PM

I think there should be an "I talked KS Basketball with Tuby Smith" party at some bar in Chicago when the views on this thread surpass a million. Or at least a commemorative toast someplace in Lawrence. What do you think?
Posted by: joshrid

David Hasselhoff! - 09/10/05 03:30 AM

There are only three things certain in life. The first is death. The second is taxes. The third is that Germans love...


...David Hasselhoff!! Can you believe that Hasselhoff lead a united Germany in song shortly after the Berlin Wall had been torn down? He even stood on top of a part of the wall that was still partial standing when he was singing. Here's an article about Hasselhoff's role in uniting Germany. That is tremendous. I'm sure ChiHawk was there to witness the whole thing. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: JayHizzle

Re: David Hasselhoff! - 09/10/05 05:59 PM

I heard that ChiHawk helped Hasselhoff and Pam Anderson get their roles on Baywatch. That was when Chi was still dating Pam, but after Juan had dated her the first time.
Posted by: mushhawk

Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/11/05 04:15 AM

Roy and Tubby have words after the game about which 1 of them has spent more time in a Holiday Inn bar talking with ChiHawk...

Roy: "No, I talked to him for 2 hours!"
Tubby: "I spoke with him for AT LEAST 2 and 1/2!!!"
<img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/12/05 08:40 AM

Roy "I bought CHI at least three drinks!"

Tuby "He bought ME drinks. So there."
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/12/05 11:03 AM

Guy behind Tuby: "I wish Tuby would fix MY tie like he did for Chihawk."
Posted by: brando

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/12/05 11:16 AM

Quote:
Roy and Tubby have words after the game about which 1 of them has spent more time in a Holiday Inn bar talking with ChiHawk...


Reporter: "So Tuby, are you a great basketball coach?"

Tuby: "No, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night"
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/12/05 11:19 AM

This is good stuff! Unfortunately it takes too long to load and remain up to date on this thread!!
Posted by: brando

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/12/05 11:21 AM

you just need to read the trhread everyday....tuby does
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/12/05 12:31 PM

You are right . . . I've just got to schedule the time . . .
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/12/05 12:35 PM

This thread should be required reading for High School level contemporary English Literature classes.
Posted by: Hawklin

Rub a Dub Tub! - 09/12/05 12:36 PM

Just shoot Chihawks secretary a call... She will will pecil you in some time.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Rub a Dub Tub! - 09/12/05 12:48 PM

Even Chihawks' "Cato" doesn't have time for us!
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Rub a Dub Tub! - 09/12/05 08:36 PM

This thread should become a book!
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Rub a Dub Tub! - 09/12/05 08:40 PM

Quote:
Just shoot Chihawks secretary a call... She will will pecil you in some time.

You'd have to wait after President Bush. I heard on CNN Chihawk was giving him some advice on foriegn policy and what to do about this Hurricane Katrina relief stuff.
Posted by: Shirley

Re: Rub a Dub Tub! - 09/12/05 11:05 PM

Quote:
Quote:
Just shoot Chihawks secretary a call... She will will pecil you in some time.

You'd have to wait after President Bush. I heard on CNN Chihawk was giving him some advice on foriegn policy and what to do about this Hurricane Katrina relief stuff.


Finally, a reason for hope.
Posted by: parkhawk3319

Re: Rub a Dub Tub! - 09/13/05 01:25 AM

I was just checking to see if anything happened on this thread since I was here last. I was going to go away without addding anything but it took so long to load this that it seems a waste of time not to add to it. There, now it's time well spent.
Posted by: mushhawk

Pitino - 09/13/05 02:12 AM

Coaches Pitino and Tubby have an exchange about ChiHawk before the game:

Pitino : You know if I didn't leave KY for the NBA, I would've been the 1 in that hotel bar who met ChiHawk! This thread should be named, "I was talking KS basketball with Kentucky's Rick Pitino!"
Tubby : "Sorry Rick! ChiHawk's my buddy now! You're going to have to deal with it!!"

Pitino : "Well, I guess you're right....Hey, nice tie by the way."
Tubby : "Yeah, Chihawk tied it for me."
Pitino : "Now you're just trying to hurt me, aren't you!?"
Tubby : "Sorry, that was low. My bad...." <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Pitino - 09/13/05 10:40 AM

LOL
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 11:50 AM

Or English 101 up on the hill.

Hey just a little over 100 more replies and the tuby thread will surpass the total number of replies in the Women's Basketball Forum.
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 01:30 PM

What's the record for most replies and views on a thread of all time would that be in the Guiness Book of World records?
Posted by: brando

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 01:47 PM

you know actually that was one category that missed being put in the 2006 book by 1 vote...so I dont think we will ever know
Posted by: jensen

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 01:53 PM

If you guys were pissed when Roi got his ring..... this will really upset you.
Posted by: FIGHTINGILLINI

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 01:58 PM

Thanks to the intuition of Chicagohawk, this thread is much more original and creative.

GO ILLINI
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 02:00 PM

Quote:
If you guys were pissed when Roi got his ring..... this will really upset you.


26 pages. What a bunch of Rookies.
Posted by: brando

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 02:01 PM

ahhhh..but they only have 29 pages...some guy was estatic that he had posted 4 times on that thread.....

always imitated, never duplicated
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 02:08 PM

What makes it even worse is that half of their posts are just Bump or I posted on the longest thread ever. Other than Brando's pathetic 1000th post group, the Tuby thread has always only included quality material.
Posted by: brando

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 02:11 PM

hey dont forget about my cool 1500th post too....

not tomention they repeat the same pictures over and over and over again
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 02:21 PM

Whatever would we do w/out you? Save a seat for me and Jen on Late Nite!!
Posted by: rockchalk2305

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 02:27 PM

29 pages? I guess it's time for me to contribute once again!!!
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 06:20 PM

I was in a bar last night, and was wondering out loud to this guy sitting there about Huggins coming to KSUck. The guy turned around and it happened to be Tuby Smith, from Kentucky! He confirmed the rumor. Woolridge is out and Huggins is in.

I'm going to tell MJ when I caddy for him later today. I'm sure he hasn't heard yet.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 07:21 PM

ix - I don't believe anything until I hear it from "The Source" (at least that what he tells us to do).
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 07:22 PM

I assume that ChiHawk was there next to him?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 07:22 PM

Has The Source shown back up since his "SOON" post? Hilarious work.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 07:27 PM

Hawklin - he was right though . . . just two or three weeks later his accuracy was confirmed!
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 07:30 PM

Wasn't that ChiHawk who was down on the sidelines on Sunday munching on a bbq sandwich while barking orders out to Vermeil and Gunther about the plays and schemes that they should be calling?
Posted by: jensen

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 07:31 PM

In case you missed it Billselfistheman was the guy down there. He works the Chiefs home games.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 07:37 PM

What job does he do for them (other than taking orders from ChiHawk of course)?
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/13/05 09:56 PM

Quote:
I assume that ChiHawk was there next to him?


Actually, Tuby said that ChiHawk was preparing for his weekly golf outing with Michael Jordan.
Posted by: RedHotChiliHawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 01:51 AM

I've laid off of Too-Bee since about 1,200. I won't even pretend like I've kept up on it. But I'm not an offical member of the board unless I throw a post at it every once in a while.

How's our quest to get a newbie to write a Too-Bee Remedial Course post?
Posted by: jhawk1979

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 05:52 AM

Nothing here, just figured I had to get in on this thread one way or another.
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 08:31 AM

Quote:
What job does he do for them (other than taking orders from ChiHawk of course)?

I work for the Chiefs as an usher. If you guys want you can come see me at the KU-OU game at Arrowhead. I'll be working in one of the wheelchair access booths.
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 10:09 AM

If you are "just an usher", the ChiHawk probably has nothing to do with you. Let us know if you see him down on the field or up in the booth calling plays and advising the coaching staff.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 10:15 AM

They should do a reality tv show based upon ChiHawk (and all the contributors to his "Tuby" thread).
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 10:48 AM

Quote:
If you are "just an usher", the ChiHawk probably has nothing to do with you. Let us know if you see him down on the field or up in the booth calling plays and advising the coaching staff.

No I'm not worthy of ChiHawk's prescence as a mere usher. But seen a guy on the sidelines whispering in Dick Vermeils hear about something. But then I saw him hanging out with the cheerleaders after the game. This guy had a MJ golf bag with him that said I caddied for MJ. I don't know if that was ChiHawk,you do the math
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 10:52 AM

No, that wouldn't have been ChiHawk . . . rumor has it that MJ caddies for ChiHawk - not the other way around!
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 11:04 AM

Wow what a change, That ChiHawk really DOES have the life!
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 11:22 AM

According to ChiHawk, MJ is not a good caddie though . . . on long putts he dispenses advice like "take it in the lane"; "just shoot the rock"; "take it to the rack and get fouled" -- despite that, rumor has it that Phil Mickelson seeks advice from ChiHawk on how to putt during clutch time!
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 11:31 AM

Quote:
OK, I APOLOGIZE FOR MY PART ON THIS. There will be no more bashing from me. Again, if everyone reads from the beginning, I have only ever talked KU Ball and will continue to do so in the future. Granted people have said some things to me but I acknowledge my remarks didn't help any. As stated, I just couldn't believe how people responded to my post. Again, I apologize if I offended anyone and in the future will only discuss ball (which I have always tried to do). For those who I have offended I apologize and will not make any further bashing remarks. Have a great easter and if there is any way to delete this post please let me know.

This was ChiHawk's last post. I wish he'd come back. He was always good for a laugh
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 11:35 AM

If you go on guinessbookofworldrecords.com you can register something for a world record. Someone should regiser this post as a record.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 11:38 AM

Its great to be able to get the lowdown on ChiHawks whereabouts without having to purchase a People Magazine at the grocery store checkout!
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 11:43 AM

Know kidding. I saw a picture of ChiHawk on the cover of one those tabloid magaizine. He had an arm around Jennifer Aniston telling her to get over her brake up.
Posted by: brando

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 12:09 PM

Quote:
Know kidding. I saw a picture of ChiHawk on the cover of one those tabloid magaizine. He had an arm around Jennifer Aniston telling her to get over her brake up.


she should really take her car back to Midas then and get a refund...you no?
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 12:28 PM

Quote:
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OK, I APOLOGIZE FOR MY PART ON THIS. There will be no more bashing from me. Again, if everyone reads from the beginning, I have only ever talked KU Ball and will continue to do so in the future. Granted people have said some things to me but I acknowledge my remarks didn't help any. As stated, I just couldn't believe how people responded to my post. Again, I apologize if I offended anyone and in the future will only discuss ball (which I have always tried to do). For those who I have offended I apologize and will not make any further bashing remarks. Have a great easter and if there is any way to delete this post please let me know.

This was ChiHawk's last post. I wish he'd come back. He was always good for a laugh



I can't believe he wanted to delete the thread. That would be like painting over the Mona Lisa.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 12:29 PM

And how about the article with Jolie telling how Brad Pitt was her backup after being jilted by ChiHawk . . . good stuff!
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 02:37 PM

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Know kidding. I saw a picture of ChiHawk on the cover of one those tabloid magaizine. He had an arm around Jennifer Aniston telling her to get over her brake up.


she should really take her car back to Midas then and get a refund...you no?
know weigh!!
Posted by: mushhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 02:49 PM

Tubby : "...I wonder what Chihawk is doing right now??"
Posted by: mushhawk

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 02:56 PM

Chihawk looks a little tired from carrying those clubs:
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 03:57 PM

MJ should be tired from carrying the clubs for Chihawk.
Posted by: Freeby

Re: I Was Talking KS BBall With Kentuckys Tuby Smi - 09/14/05 04:57 PM

This thread makes baby jeezuz cry!
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 04:59 PM

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I've laid off of Too-Bee since about 1,200. I won't even pretend like I've kept up on it. But I'm not an offical member of the board unless I throw a post at it every once in a while.

How's our quest to get a newbie to write a Too-Bee Remedial Course post?



Your answer may be above.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 05:48 PM

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ahhhh..but they only have 29 pages...some guy was estatic that he had posted 4 times on that thread.....

always imitated, never duplicated


Hate to point this out, but those Carolina Blue Balls are mathematically challenged. When you go to the link provided, it shows 29 pages. However, when you are returned to the MAIN PAGE it shows 58 pages and 2600+ posts! I think they can only count to 58 by counting to 29 twice, because they need to count on their 29 (inbred) fingers and toes.

They have cheated to reach those lofty numbers-- posting the same one word or picture over and over-- but they have more posts total, however devoid of actual content. Certainly no plot or story line like this thread.
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 06:03 PM

Two consecutive posts does not meet with Emily Post standards of board ettiquette, but I HAD to be post #1600. Only 1000 behind that NC thread...

UPDATE: Apparently that Carolina thread is managed by goobers. Despite what the main page says, there are two DUPLICATE groups of 29 pages-- so I guess 29 pages and about 1400 posts (many just filler) is correct. Jayhawks do, in fact rule the roost. Someone posted the kusports.com site on that thread so maybe they will find their way here and bask in the glory that is Tuby.

Their thread's last (29th not 58th) page:

http://www.northcarolina.rivals.com/show...188&Page=29
Posted by: jensen

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 08:14 PM

Are you Jay Hawkins?
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 10:16 PM

Two things strike me about the NoCare thread...

1) the thread was STARTED with the idea of trying to make it the "longest thread ever." It has no real subject. The first few posts are stuff like... "will this thread ever end?", "Keep it going" and other similar nonesense. The Tubby thread was never started to be a record breaker. This is a real thread that was continued because it was fun and entertaining from the beginning.

2) the NoCare thread has POP UP ADs. Are you kidding me? What kind of forum board has POP UP ADs? LOL Good think I have a pop-up ad blocker.

Clearly the board is managed by goobers.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 10:22 PM

Tuby was fed with some serious posts and took on a life of himself. Funny you say goober because Tuby could turn into something more dangerous.


Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/14/05 11:51 PM

Posted by: joshrid

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 12:00 AM

Okay...I know this question is on everybody's mind. When does the Chihawk limited edition swimsuit issue come out?
Posted by: mushhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 06:42 AM

kudos on the S.I. photoshop editing ixamnis!!!

LOL!!! nice work!!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 07:52 AM

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kudos on the S.I. photoshop editing ixamnis!!!

LOL!!! nice work!!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Agreed. There is one error though, it was an Indianapolis bar where the Tuby encounter happened. It was in Chicago where Drew Gooden bought Chi-Hawk a drink (I believe it was after playing a round of golf with MJ)
Posted by: mushhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 08:05 AM

i edited it for you! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> (Indiana)

Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 08:19 AM

Thank you for the edit.... er... uh .... I mean .... I'm sure Sport's Illustrated will correct the error before the issue actually hits the stands... yeah, that's it. Even the SI editors get it wrong once in a while.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 09:56 AM

Apparently ChiHawk was seen getting on his jet in the bahamas (there for the SI shooting of the swimsuit edition entitled ChiHawks' Groupies), going back to Chicago to coach the WhiteSox and keep them from completely folding! If interested, I think there is a short article and picture of this in this weeks National Enquirer.
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 10:36 AM

This is unbelievable. You guy are hilarious.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 10:50 AM

ChiHawk is unbelievable . . . The new motto is: "I wanna be like ChiHawk!"
Posted by: kgreg01

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 10:56 AM

This just in...

Thank you for participating in this post. Its been very successful this arduous off season.

FYI, this post is closing in on a half a million views at this time! As you may know, that is analogous to almost the entire population of Vermont.

Great job posters!!
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 11:02 AM

Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 11:14 AM

What is that guy eating?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 11:24 AM

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What is that guy eating?


This:



True story: That picture was actually taken by me at a Denny's at 3 a.m.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 02:32 PM

Lets not make fun . . . that was taken from ChiHawk's famed bobblehead collection!
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 03:17 PM

Was ChiHawk at the Denny's? And if so, who was he talking to?
Posted by: WisconsinJayhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 03:22 PM

ChiHawk OWNS that Denny's. He was talking to his accountant, and to MJ about the next tee time, on the phone. He doesnt speak to peon customers or employees.
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 04:18 PM

Hey, I've hit 100 posts, now. Do you think ChiHawk would talk to someone who only has 100 posts? or am I just daydreaming?
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 04:29 PM

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Lets not make fun . . . that was taken from ChiHawk's famed bobblehead collection!



Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 07:04 PM

If you notice, ChiHawk doesn't talk to anyone on this board. He only "started" the Tuby thread, but won't clutter his already busy day chatting with us!
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 08:33 PM

WOW...someone finally got me to post on the Tuby thread...!!!

jhawk88-
You're sooooooooooo underappreciating ChicagoHawk if you simply look at this thread as something he "STARTED"...let me explain.

The first three pages are a tribute to the power of the internet. That people can assume any identity they so desire...meet whomever they want...be whatever age they desire to be...the virtual Fountain of Youth (and Fame, for that matter).

Then, around page 3...things take a nasty turn...ChicagoHawk threatens to virtually, or literally, beat down one of our regulars. Comical. Sad, but truly comical...

Finally, for an encore of sorts, he returns on page 5 to write one of the single-stupidest posts to have ever made its way onto KUSports.com. I mean, seriously, the guy doesn't even know when he graduated from high school, but he remembers playing golf w/ MJ 20 frickin' years ago.

Pages 6 thru INFINITY are a tribute to the crazy, wonderful things you see on the internet and a sterling example of what happens when you rile up a tightly-knit community of folks who have a common bond.

ROCK CHALK, BABY!!!

LONG LIVE TUBY...
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 09:38 PM

154 - None of the newbies better see that synopsis. It is way too consise and accurate. Then noone would have to read the whole thing to sum up Tuby.
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 09:42 PM

I'm hoping it will draw them in...peak their curiousity...

"What do you mean he threatened someone?!?"

"What did he lie about?"

"What WAS this magnificantly stupid post?"

I'm hoping it's like a movie trailer... <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jensen

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 09:46 PM

The recent newbies are quite typical....no respect.
Posted by: mushhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/15/05 11:50 PM

i'm a newbie here...i have respect for the tubby.

<img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


ps: i just re-read through the 1st 8 pages of this thread. i hadn't read through all of it before. this chihawk kid is loco. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> has he posted since the have a nice easter thing?
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/16/05 08:26 AM

Quote:
WOW...someone finally got me to post on the Tuby thread...!!!

jhawk88-
You're sooooooooooo underappreciating ChicagoHawk if you simply look at this thread as something he "STARTED"...let me explain.

The first three pages are a tribute to the power of the internet. That people can assume any identity they so desire...meet whomever they want...be whatever age they desire to be...the virtual Fountain of Youth (and Fame, for that matter).

Then, around page 3...things take a nasty turn...ChicagoHawk threatens to virtually, or literally, beat down one of our regulars. Comical. Sad, but truly comical...

Finally, for an encore of sorts, he returns on page 5 to write one of the single-stupidest posts to have ever made its way onto KUSports.com. I mean, seriously, the guy doesn't even know when he graduated from high school, but he remembers playing golf w/ MJ 20 frickin' years ago.

Pages 6 thru INFINITY are a tribute to the crazy, wonderful things you see on the internet and a sterling example of what happens when you rile up a tightly-knit community of folks who have a common bond.

ROCK CHALK, BABY!!!

LONG LIVE TUBY...


Even though I'm technically a "newbie" (registration Aug 30, 2005), I've been one of those anonymous lurkers since way before the beginning of the "Tuby" thread. (Since it's spelled wrong, do you guys pronounce the thread like Tube-ee in your head when you read it?) I've followed the Tuby thread from the start, and I must say that Jayhawk154 has posted a most brilliant analysis of this extraoridinary aspect of American Pop Culture. Are you a professional writer or just a typical KU grad?
Posted by: jayhawk154

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/16/05 10:01 AM

I'm going with B. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/16/05 10:04 AM

Well we are now a few short weeks away from Late Night and as I predicted this thread still lives on!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

GOOOOOOO TUBBY...YOU ROCK!!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/16/05 10:20 AM

If we are going to pay tribute to this thread, lets get the ChiHawks' legacy correct . . . it is the TUBY thread, not tubbie or tubby!
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/16/05 10:44 AM

I wonder if ChiHawk know's what he spawned.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/16/05 10:52 AM

He's too busy rubbing elbows with the rich and famous.
Posted by: grego

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/16/05 03:51 PM

haha long live the tuby thread!
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/16/05 04:28 PM

Quote:
I wonder if ChiHawk know's what he spawned.


The ChiHawk knows all. I'm sure he planned it this way from the beginning.
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/18/05 09:31 PM

He's probably somehow magically brainwashed us from his contacts with Merlin the Wizard.
Posted by: brando

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/18/05 09:55 PM

someone is slipping here..this thread just went 2 days 5 hours 3 minutes without a post...tsk tsk tsk
Posted by: r0ckch4lkjayhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/18/05 11:37 PM

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A team that I still like (not love) regardless of the rest of you


Quote:
Truth is that I love Lawrence, Love Ks Bball, and love the people from KS

???

Quote:
Me and my guys were laughing all night reading your responses.


lol. quite frankly i don't wanna know what Chi and his "guys" do all night
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 10:53 AM

Quote:
Quote:
A team that I still like (not love) regardless of the rest of you


Quote:
Truth is that I love Lawrence, Love Ks Bball, and love the people from KS

???

Quote:
Me and my guys were laughing all night reading your responses.


lol. quite frankly i don't wanna know what Chi and his "guys" do all night


Which guys? Tuby and MJ?
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... *DELETED* - 09/19/05 10:56 AM

Post deleted by jensen
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 11:08 AM

"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 11:11 AM

That's really disturbing.
Posted by: brando

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 11:14 AM

Quote:
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


the real question though that everyone wants to know - is he the master of his domain, the king of his castle?
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 11:29 AM

I sent ChiHawk inviting him back to the board and to thank him for the laughs last week, but he hasn't replied back.
Posted by: brando

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 11:32 AM

and he probably wont
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 11:48 AM

Quote:
Quote:
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


the real question though that everyone wants to know - is he the master of his domain, the king of his castle?


My guess... not a chance. I'd bet he's one of the anonymous lurkers on the Maria post.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 12:31 PM

Quote:
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!" <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



Hey...I'm the Elaine of this thread and that's my quote!! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: MOHAWK

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 12:37 PM

I just wanted to see if this thread had collapsed under its own weight yet.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 01:37 PM

ChiHawk's legacy . . . this thread will still be alive when our kids and their kids are at KU (of course they will be laughing at this antique technology called the internet)!
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 03:21 PM

The ChiSox need to track to ChiHawk right now to keep from becoming the biggest collapse in Major League Baseball. Now if ChiHawk was coaching that team . . .
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 04:13 PM

If Brando keeps up, it's only a matter of time before we see a post like "I was in a bar in Lawrence the other day and guess who was there? Brandon Perkins. Yep, me and him had quite a discussion about Football and basketball and Tuby and Michael Jordon"....

(This is sort of an odd way of saying "Way to go Brandon...BIG XII PLAYER OF THE WEEK!!!)
Posted by: brando

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 04:17 PM

I was actually in a bar in Lawrence, KS this weekend...
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 04:26 PM

This morning on the Today show someone was holding a sign that said "Hello Lawrence,Ks"
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 04:31 PM

Yes Brando . . . don't keep us hanging!
Posted by: brando

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 04:31 PM

not me..i was in class
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/19/05 10:58 PM

Quote:
This morning on the Today show someone was holding a sign that said "Hello Lawrence,Ks"


Might have been ChiHawk. Did he look important? Was he with Tuby or MJ?
Posted by: mushhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 02:36 AM

hey tubby...#4 is getting burned by Russ Rob!
Chihawk can't help you now!
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 10:12 AM

ChiHawk has his hands full (so to speak) with the ChiSox right now.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 01:37 PM

REMEMBER WHEN . . . this post only had a couple of replies to it and we didn't realize the greatness of ChiHawk or this thread?
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 03:26 PM

The mystery continues will he ever return?
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 03:55 PM

I'd never think I'd say this but this thread is rapidly degrading. It used to be (or tuby) a thread where creative nonsense and internet lies reigned supreme.
Lately it's been nothing but posts rehashing previous posts from this thread. Tuby has reached the equivilant of summer reruns.
Where's the creativity people?

If this keeps up, Tuby will soon be dead.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 04:38 PM

Let it be known..... Tuby will never die.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 04:54 PM

So Chihawk has his own website? Just because he came out swinging at the state of Kansas doesnt mean he has to turn on a good friend. Tuby was nothing but nice to Chihawk at the Omni.
Posted by: hail2oldku

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 05:20 PM

Sorry nation.

I don't get to post on here enough any more to keep you up to date on the escapades of Chihawk.

You see everyone, Chi has hired me to be his PR rep, but the man has me jetting all over the place and jumping in and out of time machines in order to make things like playing a round of golf with MJ when you would actually only be 9 years old when simply doing the math backwards from your alleged graduation date to the date of the golf match.

At any rate, it has been, like Bill and Ted professed, a most excellent adventure this summer. Perhaps I will use the time machine to go back in time and post these adventures to this thread back in it's more infantile stages.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 05:28 PM

You guys do realize that "time" in itself does not relate to Chihawk. Later he revealed that not only does he live in Flossmore, but also Europe and Asia. No particular countries, just continents. Jet setting can have reversal power much as Superman.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 05:29 PM

I knew they were adding a decibal and fog machine to AFH....I haven't heard about this time machine.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 05:39 PM

Have you not seen the new "Hall of Athletics" Just read the journal world now and then... its all in there.

Looks like it could be wild. I would like to take a trip back a few years.


Posted by: MOHAWK

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 07:33 PM

I wonder how you get that thing to go 88 MPH?
Posted by: jensen

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/20/05 08:14 PM

1.21 Gigawatts. Great Scott.
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/21/05 10:17 AM

How did Chihawk manage to steal that thing?
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/21/05 10:23 AM

Steal???? ChiHawk built it!!!!
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/21/05 10:25 AM

What was I thinking. Of course ChiHawk built it. I heard he also built the Atomic Bomb.
Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/21/05 10:28 AM

He just drew the blueprints for it. Thus, they sometimes refer to him as "ChiHawk . . . you're the Bomb!"
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/21/05 10:36 AM

Quote:
He just drew the blueprints for it. Thus, they sometimes refer to him as "ChiHawk . . . you're the Bomb!"

LOL. Way too funny!
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/21/05 03:01 PM

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I wonder how you get that thing to go 88 MPH?


I suspect that a ChiHawk-built time machine doesn't have the "limitations" that a Delorean time machine has. Probably no need to get the thing up to 88 MPH. It probably functions stationary.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/21/05 05:56 PM

Movement is definitly neccessary for travel in the time continuum... Bill Self and Lew Perkins both know plently about that, so I imagine the new time machine will spin at a high a rate.

A simple definition: space and time considered together as one entity.

Mathematically: Einstein's field equation, modified:



For simplicity's sake, this thesis uses the following definition for space/time continuum:

The space/time continuum is a collection of parametric specifications that attempt to define is. The specifications can be as single values and thus define a specific point in space/time, or they can be continuous and define an entire entity.

Curvature of Space/Time

It is well known that the space/time continuum is curved. The curvature occurs as a result of the influence of mass against movement in time. Recently, it has been possible to detect this curvature. As three-dimensional beings, we perceive time only as a result of memory. We remember what was as a variable interval from what is now. If we had zero memory, we could not detect time - we would exist only for the moment. The result of this is our apparent perception of time as a linear line, always going forward. This is similar to primitive peoples perceiving the Earth as flat. It could be infinite - the horizon always kept bringing something new no matter how far they traveled; or, it could be finite, in which case there was the risk of falling off the edge.
Posted by: jensen

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/21/05 07:05 PM

Maria: Why does Chihawk keep rejecting me?
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/21/05 07:20 PM

I FOUND CHIHAWK.....
Posted by: jensen

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/21/05 08:14 PM

I want this guy's job.
Posted by: BlueGrassHawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/21/05 08:23 PM

looks like me @ my physical therapy.....
Posted by: mushhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 02:00 AM

jayhawk nation wrote:
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I'd never think I'd say this but this thread is rapidly degrading. It used to be (or tuby) a thread where creative nonsense and internet lies reigned supreme.
Lately it's been nothing but posts rehashing previous posts from this thread. Tuby has reached the equivilant of summer reruns.
Where's the creativity people?

If this keeps up, Tuby will soon be dead.

Add something new & creative to it then. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

LONG LIVE THE TUBBY!! This thread will never die!
It will burn on like the sun for billions of years! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

Posted by: jhawk88

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 10:14 AM

I didn't know Tuby was on the hotseat?
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 10:17 AM

He is in this thread! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 10:33 AM

Don't worry ChiHawk will save Tuby's job. And if not, then ChiHawk will probably just coach Kentucky himself.
Posted by: kansasnation

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 12:20 PM

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jayhawk nation wrote:
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I'd never think I'd say this but this thread is rapidly degrading. It used to be (or tuby) a thread where creative nonsense and internet lies reigned supreme.
Lately it's been nothing but posts rehashing previous posts from this thread. Tuby has reached the equivilant of summer reruns.
Where's the creativity people?

If this keeps up, Tuby will soon be dead.

Add something new & creative to it then. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

LONG LIVE THE TUBBY!! This thread will never die!
It will burn on like the sun for billions of years! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />


Hey newbie, it's kansasnation, not jayhawknation. Mr. kansasnation to you.
Second thing, it's tuby, not tubby.
And I've added plenty to this thread, which you would know if you had read Tuby in it's entirety, which is a requirement for all newbies.
Get to reading and then get back to me.
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 12:22 PM

Actually, Tuby is the AntiChrist. This is a photo of him in He11.
Posted by: rockchalk2305

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 12:35 PM

Is there a way we can make so all newbies must read this entire thread before their registration is complete?
Posted by: billselfistheman

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 01:22 PM

I've got this feeling that ChiHawk is lurking around reading these posts. All newbies should be required to read all 68 pages of this thread.
Posted by: rockchalk2305

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 02:28 PM

I joined in March and I'm not sure how long this thing was. I can honestly saw I have read it all.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 02:30 PM

Bill, can you say the same? Your report would be much appreciated.
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 03:06 PM

I just joined a few weeks ago, but I've been an anonymous lurker since before the thread was started. I've followed it all along. Yes, it should be required reading. If not to join the board, then at least to be allowed to add to this thread.
Posted by: Hawklin

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 03:12 PM

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I just joined a few weeks ago, but I've been an anonymous lurker since before the thread was started.



How is the Sharapova thread these days? <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 03:19 PM

What do you think caused me to join?
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 03:20 PM

The only problem I have with some "newbies" is when they come on this board and act like they know more than us old-timers. Your not a newbie either Hawklin...you're more like part of the woodwork around here! <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: ixamnis

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 03:27 PM

I don't think I've acted like a "know-it-all" because, Lord knows, I don't. But remember some of us "newbies" have been following the 'Hawks since before some people on this board were born. I became a 'Hawk fan in the Danny Manning era, myself. That's 20 years ago. So I do know "a little" about KU ball.
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 03:29 PM

I don't think I was referring to you or any one in particular...but believe me we've had our fair share of 'em around here.
Posted by: FLJhawk

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 03:29 PM

61, I know I'm not particularly new around here but I thought I'd let you know that I do know it all. I'm just good at hiding that fact. <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Posted by: hawk61

Re: Tubby Tubby Bo-Bubby Banana Fanna Fo Fubby.... - 09/22/05 03:33 PM

<img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="http://boards.kusports.com/ubb/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
Actually you add to the conversations quite well arou